VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/road to 16k followers! !stake !youtube !discord !tiktok 2024-01-18 10_06 [83916171-road-to-16k-followers-stake-youtube-discord-tiktok].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:06.280]:  I'm live. Can you help? I mean, I just thought I'd ask before I got off. I mean, not before
[00:00:06.280 -> 00:00:11.640]:  I get off, but I just thought I'd ask. Maybe somebody can't help, dude. I don't know.
[00:00:11.640 -> 00:00:16.100]:  You know, you never know when someone's willing to help you. You know, hopefully somebody
[00:00:16.100 -> 00:00:25.520]:  can't help me, but maybe somebody's willing to help. I don't know, man. I only hear his
[00:00:25.520 -> 00:00:37.760]:  crickets, of course. Man, I fucked my life, bro.
[00:00:37.760 -> 00:00:55.560]:  Oh, man. I'm fucking so stupid, dude. Oh, my gosh, man. I just got fucking wrecked,
[00:00:55.560 -> 00:01:02.320]:  dude. Athena took, what, 200 bucks? And I took the fucking rest, bro. Wow. Oh, well.
[00:01:02.320 -> 00:01:09.920]:  I try also. I try so hard every day. One of these days, bro. That's what every dealer
[00:01:09.920 -> 00:01:28.180]:  says, whatever. Wow. We've gotten 700 followers already since 15K. I don't know what you're
[00:01:28.180 -> 00:01:52.460]:  talking about, bro. Thank you for letting me know that. Dude, what are you talking about?
[00:01:52.460 -> 00:01:58.440]:  Most of you've ever won gambling. I've won thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars
[00:01:58.440 -> 00:02:01.620]:  on the originals. You can talk shit about the originals all they want, but the originals
[00:02:01.620 -> 00:02:07.280]:  fucking pay. Oh, at the end of the day, they fucking pay, bro. They can pay you fat and
[00:02:07.280 -> 00:02:13.900]:  you can't tell me they can't. I won $31,000 yesterday on originals. I won $55,000 on originals.
[00:02:13.900 -> 00:02:18.200]:  I won $10,000 plus on originals. That's what I'm thinking too. I think they're almost
[00:02:18.200 -> 00:02:34.240]:  even better. Everyone's a professional gamer on the chat, you know what I'm saying? It's
[00:02:34.240 -> 00:02:37.000]:  so cringe when people come in here and they're like, \You gotta do this different. Do that"
[00:02:37.000 -> 00:02:40.760]:  different.\ Yet they can't even donate a fucking dollar. It's like
[00:02:40.760 -> 00:02:43.960]:  so good at gambling, donate me some fucking money and I'll do whatever you want me to
[00:02:43.960 -> 00:02:47.640]:  do with it. Your method, let's go.\ But they're on that fake shit. They don't"
[00:02:47.640 -> 00:03:17.320]:  got no money. They just like give their advice when they don't even know how to fucking make money themselves. Am I right though, chat? Am I right? Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. It's true. I'm spitting- I'm spitting facts. Oh, hey Nizzorat. He was in another-
[00:03:17.320 -> 00:03:27.520]:  stream today talking shit I know right it's not even the fact that they might they
[00:03:27.520 -> 00:03:31.880]:  might have money but even the fact is no one cares about your opinion on how
[00:03:31.880 -> 00:03:36.520]:  to gamble I'm sorry like this just this is just everyone's just like oh it's
[00:03:36.520 -> 00:03:40.120]:  one of those guys you know I mean don't you guys feel that way it's one of those
[00:03:40.120 -> 00:03:42.520]:  guys in the chat tell them how to fucking game will tell them what the
[00:03:42.520 -> 00:03:47.720]:  fucking do with his money it's fucking cringe dog it's my money and once it's in
[00:03:47.720 -> 00:03:51.200]:  my account is my money bro meaning you shouldn't be telling me what to do with
[00:03:51.200 -> 00:03:54.840]:  my money whether you're really trying to help or not I think you're just trying
[00:03:54.840 -> 00:03:58.200]:  to be a smartass and kick me walling down and try to act like you know you're
[00:03:58.200 -> 00:04:04.080]:  better than me but that's just my opinion bro yeah probably not a Jeep but I'll
[00:04:04.080 -> 00:04:10.680]:  probably get I'm gonna get something bro yeah I know I know I've waited like
[00:04:10.680 -> 00:04:15.600]:  over a million this week I'm not kidding I waited over a million this week look
[00:04:15.600 -> 00:04:19.160]:  at my total wager now I was at four million I just hit four million like two
[00:04:19.160 -> 00:04:26.360]:  days ago and crazy ride last 24 last 16 last like two two days it's been
[00:04:26.360 -> 00:04:30.600]:  fucking crazy hasn't it guys been doing big bets I'm doing ten thousand
[00:04:30.600 -> 00:04:37.160]:  dollar Plinko balls thousand dollar dice rolls they don't have crazy time on
[00:04:37.160 -> 00:04:44.100]:  stake us unfortunately phylux but they have it on stake.com chill out lemonade
[00:04:44.100 -> 00:04:49.060]:  all right bro you don't got to do it here bro 50 bucks come on bro that ain't
[00:04:49.060 -> 00:04:53.560]:  that bad I'm going to jail what do you mean you're going to jail the fuck you mean
[00:04:53.560 -> 00:04:59.820]:  you're going to jail are you really you got you got in trouble that's not good
[00:04:59.820 -> 00:05:05.800]:  bro I depend my bracelet feet oh bro you'll get not gonna lock you up for
[00:05:05.800 -> 00:05:15.440]:  that shit but I'm paying you bracelet fee bro if I come up I got you well fucking
[00:05:15.440 -> 00:05:20.320]:  figured out you you don't have parents that'll give you 50 bucks to do that or
[00:05:20.320 -> 00:05:26.680]:  something brother sister friend well yeah but still they shouldn't lock you
[00:05:26.680 -> 00:05:31.120]:  let's have steak the general they've already a quarter of the way to pass
[00:05:31.120 -> 00:05:38.080]:  the way the plan no not quarter of the way but I'm like 17% 18%
[00:05:38.080 -> 00:05:42.420]:  I was like ankle monitor brace the game
[00:05:42.420 -> 00:05:59.140]:  damn I can't help you bro I have no money I don't know when post monthly is
[00:05:59.140 -> 00:06:07.660]:  yeah pretty much brown bro yeah I know that bloodhawk you're right about that
[00:06:07.660 -> 00:06:11.700]:  bro I've noticed that a lot too every this and this bloodhawk every time I
[00:06:11.700 -> 00:06:19.440]:  win big my messages are flooded every time it just shows like you know I you
[00:06:19.440 -> 00:06:23.260]:  know when I have when I tell somebody I got him I got him in their lows and I
[00:06:23.260 -> 00:06:26.780]:  got him in their highs it doesn't matter if they're doing good or not I'm
[00:06:26.780 -> 00:06:32.260]:  still gonna be there for you but not everyone lives like that nowadays
[00:06:32.260 -> 00:06:42.540]:  I'm gonna go get a drink try to speak English in the chat I don't like when
[00:06:42.540 -> 00:06:46.300]:  people speak other languages it makes me nervous makes me feel like y'all talking
[00:06:46.300 -> 00:06:51.460]:  shit about me it makes me paranoid hey sponsors to shave my head on the stream
[00:06:51.460 -> 00:06:57.580]:  perfect yo chill out lemonade come on bro I can imagine they are don't worry
[00:06:57.580 -> 00:07:00.700]:  boss we got you even though we don't know even though you we don't know you we
[00:07:00.700 -> 00:07:04.940]:  love you well I was in a sense you guys probably do know me pretty well you guys
[00:07:04.940 -> 00:07:07.420]:  might even know me more than I know myself at times bro I'm gonna need a
[00:07:07.420 -> 00:07:13.900]:  surprise I'm not gonna ban him for like but this dad don't do that don't do that
[00:07:13.900 -> 00:07:20.460]:  and don't even answer back this is everyone to stop please what is it to me
[00:07:20.460 -> 00:07:31.060]:  boss what's that I really never begged no I wish I had bread to send you boss do
[00:07:31.060 -> 00:07:35.220]:  you're good bro don't worry about it I don't have any money CJ at the moment I
[00:07:35.220 -> 00:07:40.100]:  fucking lost it all and dice like an idiot you have a gay son or a thought
[00:07:40.100 -> 00:07:43.580]:  daughter bro don't ask me that bro I'm not gonna I would rather have neither
[00:07:43.580 -> 00:07:50.100]:  You're the one now if they were gay I wouldn't care. I was no I shouldn't say
[00:07:50.100 -> 00:07:54.860]:  that oh my gosh and I said that sorry guys I didn't mean it like that I shouldn't
[00:07:54.860 -> 00:07:59.500]:  answer like why would you ask me that don't ask me that you set me up dog you
[00:07:59.500 -> 00:08:08.060]:  set me up bro you set me up don't bare me Eddie don't bare me Eddie
[00:08:10.400 -> 00:08:15.980]:  hey I said drop it you drop the fucking lemonade thing drop it bro go back to
[00:08:15.980 -> 00:08:18.960]:  scanning people on Runescape piece of shit I know I'm such a piece of shit bro
[00:08:18.960 -> 00:08:23.200]:  maybe I should get back to that yeah I'm the worst person in the world I'm a
[00:08:23.200 -> 00:08:27.080]:  terrible person sorry bro I'm just not a bad person you can't convince me
[00:08:27.080 -> 00:08:31.440]:  otherwise dog cuz I know who I am bro and you don't got a your opinion of me
[00:08:31.440 -> 00:08:37.980]:  doesn't matter your opinion of me is is it's it's non it's not important it
[00:08:37.980 -> 00:08:42.360]:  doesn't apply to anything could don't apply to me that's you that's your
[00:08:42.360 -> 00:08:46.640]:  opinion of me I don't give a fuck what you think about me I could care the fuck
[00:08:46.640 -> 00:08:51.480]:  less I can play cement CS go yeah I'd have to put my keyboard back up here and
[00:08:51.480 -> 00:08:54.880]:  shit my keyboard's kind of fuck but it might work fine with the keys that play
[00:08:54.880 -> 00:09:00.700]:  I play on there probably dude the thing is I tried to pay that debt back
[00:09:00.700 -> 00:09:05.760]:  friendly for months bro why am I my feelings oh I'm just I'm just speaking
[00:09:05.760 -> 00:09:09.420]:  facts it sounds like you're in your feelings let's run that back let's run
[00:09:09.420 -> 00:09:16.880]:  what I just said back you're opinion of me does not matter so when you say
[00:09:16.880 -> 00:09:20.800]:  things like this what you're doing is you're self-reflecting yourself you're
[00:09:20.800 -> 00:09:28.200]:  self-reflecting you just ask me why am I my feelings okay so you are giving
[00:09:28.200 -> 00:09:31.200]:  your opinion you think that I'm in my feelings that's your opinion when I'm
[00:09:31.200 -> 00:09:36.400]:  just sitting here chilling smoking weed and talking about some real shit sorry
[00:09:36.400 -> 00:09:42.780]:  that thank you though sorry bro I fucking I apologize you know I'm saying I'm sorry
[00:09:42.780 -> 00:09:50.540]:  sorry man sorry dog I apologize sorry bro you be alright
[00:09:50.540 -> 00:09:58.080]:  Michael Jordan best player of all time don't fucking at me don't at me hey
[00:09:58.080 -> 00:10:07.560]:  just hate themselves that's pretty much what it is dude yep dude bro I dropped
[00:10:07.560 -> 00:10:12.900]:  my nug no no damn boys oh my god where's my fucking nugget bro before I run
[00:10:12.900 -> 00:10:20.840]:  over it with my fucking with my chair bro where's the fucking nugget oh my
[00:10:20.840 -> 00:10:27.320]:  god guys and the nugget disappeared again it was show up again in three weeks
[00:10:27.320 -> 00:10:32.120]:  dude no I want it in like three seconds bro what do you mean oh my god I did
[00:10:32.120 -> 00:10:39.080]:  run over it yeah I did I ran over it's all shake now big she's big like chopped up
[00:10:39.080 -> 00:10:45.440]:  nugs I ran over with my we want my chair oh well at least I found it right I
[00:10:45.440 -> 00:10:51.320]:  found it I found it it's smokeable it's good no it's fine it's fine it's not
[00:10:51.320 -> 00:10:54.920]:  like shake shake it's not like shake shake yeah I got the pick I picked it up
[00:10:54.920 -> 00:11:03.160]:  off the carpet there's no hair on it not like that you fucking weird fucks goddamn
[00:11:03.160 -> 00:11:21.200]:  lighter bro oh it's dead oh my god what the fuck the kind of name is that bro no
[00:11:21.200 -> 00:11:25.240]:  definitely Michael Jordan bro you're retarded and you ever retarded has an
[00:11:25.240 -> 00:11:32.880]:  get the fuck out my chat dog get out of here bro I'm smoking out of a fucking
[00:11:32.880 -> 00:11:37.920]:  apple bro the fruit yeah my name on RuneScape used to be apple pipe 420 bro
[00:11:37.920 -> 00:11:42.160]:  they call me the apple pipe man I'm saying you get hungry just take a bite
[00:11:42.160 -> 00:11:49.000]:  of that bitch no I'm just kidding Michael Jordan 23 Jordan oh that's a
[00:11:49.000 -> 00:11:56.820]:  command what the fuck how'd you do that you man who set that up I'm a 15 year
[00:11:56.820 -> 00:12:03.640]:  old CSGO prodigy can we catch some games tomorrow if I suck dude you better
[00:12:03.640 -> 00:12:07.960]:  listen here kid you're supposed to be 18 plus to watch the channel first of all
[00:12:07.960 -> 00:12:13.160]:  second of all you better be 18 I'm gonna assume you're 18 you better save up
[00:12:13.160 -> 00:12:17.140]:  your lunch money for a week and drop a 10 pack and then we can play some CSGO
[00:12:17.140 -> 00:12:23.580]:  my boy do your homework kids stay in school 10 pack dog mr. Prodigy Jack 10
[00:12:23.580 -> 00:12:27.780]:  pack should be nothing to a prod right dog
[00:12:27.780 -> 00:12:33.460]:  ten pack a risky baby I'm this kid man I can find play a game with you maybe we'll
[00:12:33.460 -> 00:12:37.200]:  see usually I was supposed to be 18 to watch the channel though dog you are
[00:12:37.200 -> 00:12:42.580]:  supposed to be 18 19 I said I played for 15 years on 23 oh shit hold on is that
[00:12:42.580 -> 00:12:47.960]:  really what you said or you just playing along hold on oh he is dude that is up
[00:12:47.960 -> 00:12:54.760]:  I promise I'm 18 I said I played for 15 years I'm 23 oh see he actually did
[00:12:54.760 -> 00:12:58.300]:  word like that too I just read it wrong all right well shit yeah dude I got you
[00:12:58.300 -> 00:13:02.500]:  for two subs motherfucker you're 23 you got a nice job now three subs baby
[00:13:02.500 -> 00:13:08.460]:  three subs let me get my keyboard set up here and I'm gonna play some CS go
[00:13:08.460 -> 00:13:11.820]:  unfortunately I don't have that fucking good game it would unlock yet which
[00:13:11.820 -> 00:13:15.260]:  always ship us which is why I haven't been playing very much because I don't
[00:13:15.260 -> 00:13:18.260]:  like it this I feel like there's cheaters in this one I feel like there's more
[00:13:18.260 -> 00:13:20.900]:  cheaters and competitive than there are not competitive let me show you guys
[00:13:20.900 -> 00:13:27.140]:  hold on chap yo you're all with the five pack dude thank you very much I fucking
[00:13:27.140 -> 00:13:32.100]:  go five packarooski I'm gonna get it dude I appreciate that sure are you a real
[00:13:32.100 -> 00:13:37.380]:  one dog showing that support tonight I appreciate you bro fucking real I'll
[00:13:37.380 -> 00:13:41.660]:  never forget that bro thank you very much for 10 subs tonight bro a little bit
[00:13:41.660 -> 00:13:45.060]:  about something you shouldn't be here buddy but he is hard and so in the stream
[00:13:45.060 -> 00:13:48.660]:  and every day I do stream a lot I want to show you guys something really quick
[00:13:48.660 -> 00:13:52.460]:  you guys are gonna be kind of shocked by this I bet you not if you know me very
[00:13:52.460 -> 00:13:56.700]:  well but if you're newer to the channel you're gonna find this very fucking crazy
[00:13:56.700 -> 00:14:02.060]:  so in the last 30 days thank you very much losing a sandy with a gifted sub
[00:14:02.060 -> 00:14:06.020]:  the K-bay let's fucking go K-bay we got you the sub let's fucking get it
[00:14:06.020 -> 00:14:14.960]:  hell yeah so guys I have streamed for 333 hours in the last 30 days meaning
[00:14:14.960 -> 00:14:19.380]:  I've streamed for over 10 hours a day on the average in the last 30 days and I've
[00:14:19.380 -> 00:14:25.620]:  streamed every day in the last 30 days so that's crazy yo boss man John with the
[00:14:25.620 -> 00:14:29.820]:  gifted sub thank you very much thank you thank you guys only gifted subs guys
[00:14:29.820 -> 00:14:36.300]:  let's fucking go Adrian baby needs a sub this is true this is true I was
[00:14:36.300 -> 00:14:42.700]:  getting fucking CS go my boys CS motherfucking go in this bitch I was fucking
[00:14:42.700 -> 00:14:47.500]:  go I don't have fucking premieres premiere fucking I have primed I don't
[00:14:47.500 -> 00:14:50.460]:  have premiere unlocked yeah I need I'm only 42% of the way there it's some
[00:14:50.460 -> 00:14:55.620]:  bullshit it's an absolute fucking bullshit chat I'm sick of playing
[00:14:55.620 -> 00:15:03.060]:  competitive it's oh my gosh we're with another five pack what the fuck oh my
[00:15:03.060 -> 00:15:08.380]:  god dude thank you bro what the hell damn he fucking putting in some subs dude
[00:15:08.380 -> 00:15:14.240]:  let's fucking go damn dude holy fuck the man is like made of five packs
[00:15:14.240 -> 00:15:19.580]:  tonight Jesus thank you very much you're hard he also gave us his good no it's
[00:15:19.580 -> 00:15:24.780]:  exclusive deal so I can that's actually was the main reason I lost my my first
[00:15:24.780 -> 00:15:28.920]:  sponsorship with state goes because I actually I was dumb and I did some dumb
[00:15:28.920 -> 00:15:32.280]:  shit when I was on the limit on Stake you guys which I would never do again so
[00:15:32.280 -> 00:15:37.800]:  oh does - oh it's time to fucking shine baby this better ready up they better
[00:15:37.800 -> 00:15:41.940]:  ready up bro come on ready up bitch ready up you sexy shit this is dust to
[00:15:41.940 -> 00:15:47.700]:  baby what are these guys doing what are you doing I wish they could hear me oh
[00:15:47.700 -> 00:15:54.040]:  you can't see it fuck oh my god a cancel hold on we got it again does too
[00:15:54.040 -> 00:16:02.440]:  hold on there you go chadrooski looking good oh I better play I better put my
[00:16:02.440 -> 00:16:10.640]:  off put this down a little bit then I know now let's get away are you not
[00:16:10.640 -> 00:16:15.400]:  running up bro I'm fucking getting pissed off this is dust - we're talking
[00:16:15.400 -> 00:16:20.520]:  about vertigo see that's that bullshit I don't know how to play this map worth a
[00:16:20.520 -> 00:16:26.440]:  fuck bro you ever going to win anything brought you always lose what you
[00:16:26.440 -> 00:16:30.480]:  win I might but I like spending that money on your mom's sweet vagina every night
[00:16:30.480 -> 00:16:34.280]:  she'd be charging a lot for that shit so that being said as long as your mom
[00:16:34.280 -> 00:16:38.520]:  still be charging I'm still gonna be losing dog you know I'm saying fuck damn
[00:16:38.520 -> 00:16:50.360]:  that pussy nice bitch yes you sure can she is available for all
[00:16:50.360 -> 00:16:54.720]:  viewers I think that right ain't that right finest your mom is available for
[00:16:54.720 -> 00:17:00.320]:  all of us she loves our sweet cox let me tell you she is a cock lover and she
[00:17:00.320 -> 00:17:03.800]:  loves mine and I will love her
[00:17:03.800 -> 00:17:14.400]:  what the fuck is that is this the fucking song oh it is does to baby oh
[00:17:14.400 -> 00:17:25.140]:  oh yeah I'm richer than him oh my god type of one of you don't go fuck about
[00:17:25.140 -> 00:17:29.040]:  this guy's financial situation type of one of you just took a give a fuck last
[00:17:29.040 -> 00:17:34.080]:  fuck this fucking pussy I'm a fucking mop I'm like this fucking op right here
[00:17:34.080 -> 00:17:49.800]:  mid-shot cross the fucking screen come on you a bunch of vaginas what that was a
[00:17:49.800 -> 00:17:55.200]:  headshot bitch you my keyboard's fucked that's not what I thought I'm just saying
[00:17:55.200 -> 00:18:06.920]:  it is fucked bitch DJ reversing rats fuck I'm saying the air soft gun war we're
[00:18:06.920 -> 00:18:09.760]:  not in middle school
[00:18:11.520 -> 00:18:24.000]:  that's my DJ I'm rushing a long chair I'm rushing a long baby
[00:18:24.000 -> 00:18:35.160]:  let's get his money beat we're coming we're coming let's go a long way a rush a
[00:18:35.160 -> 00:18:41.160]:  long rush keep going keep going no this way this way mid midway all right here
[00:18:41.160 -> 00:18:45.480]:  in tunnel in tunnel in tunnel yep you have rush this pussy rush this pussy come
[00:18:45.480 -> 00:18:51.160]:  here bitch where you at pussy oh shit I got hit by the wall
[00:18:51.160 -> 00:19:01.560]:  oh shit shit oh shit no oh my god that fucking back fire like a motherfucker
[00:19:01.560 -> 00:19:08.120]:  chat I'll take four responsibility for that one guys I'm sorry I led y'all's
[00:19:08.120 -> 00:19:14.440]:  tray now who's rushing along with your boy who's coming with me
[00:19:14.440 -> 00:19:21.800]:  let's see what we're working with here boys we're all looking pretty poor should we do a save round
[00:19:21.800 -> 00:19:25.720]:  chat should we do a save round here guys save round oh this guy's buying all this guy bought let's
[00:19:25.720 -> 00:19:34.120]:  all buy shotgun everyone get a shotgun don't be a pussy shotgun shotgun around
[00:19:35.800 -> 00:19:39.080]:  okay i'll go you long i'll go you long come on orange come on orange
[00:19:39.080 -> 00:19:47.800]:  there might be one there here no no no no
[00:19:47.800 -> 00:19:54.040]:  oh we're walking look at it look at me no one's me no one's got this me no one's got this
[00:19:54.040 -> 00:20:00.440]:  you
[00:20:03.800 -> 00:20:04.840]:  oh this was his mind
[00:20:04.840 -> 00:20:11.960]:  yep one shot he's down get the fuck down
[00:20:11.960 -> 00:20:25.800]:  get the fuck out my game bitch get out my my russian girl here let's pull our pistols out we got this
[00:20:25.800 -> 00:20:38.600]:  that's fucking go guys that's a good ass round let's go
[00:20:38.600 -> 00:20:44.680]:  now i'm saying that's what i'm talking about boy that's what i'm talking about chat
[00:20:44.680 -> 00:20:52.280]:  all right let's get a fucking uh let's get a fucking fragonator into the incinerator
[00:20:53.800 -> 00:20:58.360]:  and uh i'm gonna save one more round what do i got yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna buy an app i'm buying
[00:20:58.360 -> 00:21:03.800]:  an opx round was that keynote clip from tonight homeboy oh no that was yesterday i believe
[00:21:03.800 -> 00:21:09.560]:  yesterday or maybe two days ago i had a thousand eggs on uh plinking all again tonight though
[00:21:09.560 -> 00:21:14.840]:  oh shit my bad chat my bad felt
[00:21:23.080 -> 00:21:27.400]:  pizza
[00:21:27.400 -> 00:21:38.280]:  is it beer hey is it beer hey be okay okay
[00:21:38.280 -> 00:21:48.280]:  oh one of the left one left god damn it
[00:21:51.960 -> 00:21:56.520]:  yeah i did some goofy shit when i went god damn we're getting fucking wrecked
[00:21:56.520 -> 00:22:00.680]:  at least i'm getting that up next round let's get it popping it's the out brown guy this out brown
[00:22:00.680 -> 00:22:04.360]:  all right let's thought yeah everyone buy everyone buy
[00:22:04.360 -> 00:22:05.480]:  i'm buying the hot let's get it
[00:22:05.480 -> 00:22:13.160]:  i have a feeling that feeling you're gonna come a this time they've been going b every round
[00:22:13.160 -> 00:22:15.000]:  but i'm going a long i got a long coverage
[00:22:15.000 -> 00:22:18.920]:  let's get let's get popping married fucking poppins
[00:22:21.160 -> 00:22:22.840]:  some of us beat tunnel some of us beat tunnel
[00:22:22.840 -> 00:22:25.480]:  all right here we go here we go
[00:22:25.480 -> 00:22:38.840]:  i hear him door is locked
[00:22:38.840 -> 00:22:47.880]:  oh no let's go let's go let's go oh shit balls that could have been a double or a clap
[00:22:47.880 -> 00:22:49.400]:  they're all a long they're all a
[00:22:50.280 -> 00:22:55.080]:  i had a no scope on their bitch ass i knew there was no shot for me there was no
[00:22:55.080 -> 00:22:58.280]:  time to zoom in with them there was three of them looking at me i had to fucking
[00:22:58.280 -> 00:23:02.120]:  just shoot it shoot away and then nail the fucker right in the fucking nut sack
[00:23:02.120 -> 00:23:09.320]:  thank you sure are man don't worry bro i'm fucking glad you have a good night man i'm
[00:23:09.320 -> 00:23:11.800]:  glad you're get to give it a jostle self man i appreciate it brother
[00:23:11.800 -> 00:23:15.480]:  you're a beast don't forget it oh shit balls
[00:23:16.360 -> 00:23:20.040]:  oh yeah dude push up on him don't be a pussy there you go let's fucking go
[00:23:20.040 -> 00:23:24.280]:  you may get my out
[00:23:24.280 -> 00:23:36.440]:  dude i'll suck that toe for that op bro no oh he said no hello i'm gonna follow you
[00:23:36.440 -> 00:23:43.800]:  to die with i'm gonna i'm gonna follow you to die with it motherfucker
[00:23:43.800 -> 00:23:48.280]:  you like that i thought it'd work
[00:23:48.280 -> 00:23:55.960]:  oh i got this cover i got a long cover i got a long cover
[00:23:55.960 -> 00:24:05.000]:  oh there's one right here too watch this watch this guy there's one right here
[00:24:05.000 -> 00:24:07.880]:  he has no idea i'm here
[00:24:07.880 -> 00:24:13.480]:  i hear i hear one middle yeah there's a long a long and in spawn
[00:24:13.480 -> 00:24:21.240]:  oh my god my fucking mouse got stuck my mouse got stuck
[00:24:21.240 -> 00:24:26.120]:  oh my fucking god i'm not my god it's hard
[00:24:26.120 -> 00:24:28.280]:  wait what oh no wait wait what
[00:24:33.640 -> 00:24:37.240]:  clap him up dude i fucking dude when i moved my mouse to the left to hit him with the shotgun
[00:24:37.240 -> 00:24:39.960]:  outside the doors my mouse got stuck against my keyboard
[00:24:39.960 -> 00:24:43.640]:  okay there's like no no i don't have i don't have enough like uh room here
[00:24:43.640 -> 00:24:46.840]:  i need to get a smoke
[00:24:46.840 -> 00:25:16.680]:  oh my gosh she's my up there at least i got
[00:25:16.680 -> 00:25:26.360]:  one of those fuckers nice shot let's go crimson you a beast
[00:25:26.360 -> 00:25:36.520]:  he's running with it
[00:25:36.520 -> 00:25:44.840]:  weak sauce they got bomb here yep bombs here guys camp that fucker
[00:25:44.840 -> 00:25:48.760]:  they're gonna come a long probably yeah a long way
[00:25:48.760 -> 00:25:57.240]:  this is fucking unranked but i'm not even fucking in premiere yet
[00:25:57.240 -> 00:26:00.120]:  i gotta unlock that shit this is like competitive where those cheap people
[00:26:00.120 -> 00:26:04.440]:  cheating should i think more of anyways
[00:26:04.440 -> 00:26:07.320]:  pretty lame but yeah
[00:26:07.320 -> 00:26:11.000]:  i'm doing better than i usually play though aren't i chat
[00:26:11.000 -> 00:26:14.200]:  i'm playing you better than i usually am let's just put it that way on stream
[00:26:14.200 -> 00:26:20.440]:  see what i am 74 i mean it's not amazing but not terrible
[00:26:20.440 -> 00:26:25.640]:  oh dude let's drop some blood out of there
[00:26:25.640 -> 00:26:36.040]:  dude hold on chat i didn't feel that nugga drop bro
[00:26:36.040 -> 00:26:42.040]:  i need to fucking blow my nose bro
[00:26:42.440 -> 00:26:47.320]:  oh i found it i found some of it i found some of it
[00:26:47.320 -> 00:26:54.600]:  what's up oh i'm yelling my bad
[00:26:54.600 -> 00:27:03.560]:  all right let's get this like oh someone they're fucking kill teaming killing each other oh well
[00:27:03.560 -> 00:27:19.480]:  oh
[00:27:27.800 -> 00:27:34.280]:  right up here right up here yep
[00:27:34.280 -> 00:27:42.680]:  he jumped down
[00:27:42.680 -> 00:27:46.520]:  let's go
[00:27:57.400 -> 00:28:04.360]:  i'm good i'm good i'm top fragging on these motherfuckers
[00:28:04.360 -> 00:28:12.920]:  and the most kills in the game go i go eight long every time i'm gonna go to mid next time
[00:28:13.480 -> 00:28:20.200]:  fuck him up mid style bombs eight long i think you want that bomb chat
[00:28:20.200 -> 00:28:32.600]:  oh fuck eight long two little two eight long
[00:28:32.600 -> 00:28:39.960]:  i should have hit him in one of the nose cubs eight chat hopefully i was hoping
[00:28:41.560 -> 00:28:48.120]:  it's kind of hard to hit i guess i know i should use the granites so use the granites
[00:28:48.120 -> 00:28:53.320]:  i got no money for keynote dog i'm playing csco right now bro i got no i got no funds at the
[00:28:53.320 -> 00:28:58.920]:  moment no cash a whole lot of fucking spin you you feel me no gamble is the fun to no funds
[00:28:58.920 -> 00:29:20.280]:  the gamble oh i don't get the most kills anymore
[00:29:22.520 -> 00:29:30.280]:  someone on their team has one more our team i
[00:29:30.280 -> 00:29:35.240]:  didn't even on b
[00:29:35.240 -> 00:29:41.480]:  yeah nice and let's fucking go nice shot bro so guys
[00:29:41.480 -> 00:29:45.160]:  easy shmoney baby
[00:29:45.160 -> 00:29:52.200]:  oh i'm gonna get the most kills on my team either now that motherfucker took my spot bro
[00:29:52.200 -> 00:30:00.280]:  yeah she's gonna use the last round you're right you're right i'm gonna go mid this time let's
[00:30:00.280 -> 00:30:11.000]:  let's get mid kill real quick dude come on bro
[00:30:11.640 -> 00:30:19.720]:  session middle
[00:30:19.720 -> 00:30:48.680]:  clip oh try to go for these no scopes i shouldn't go for fucker
[00:30:48.680 -> 00:30:59.320]:  oh dude can somebody throw me an op at any chance uh purple what's up bro yeah aka works
[00:30:59.320 -> 00:31:07.480]:  thank you brother i use an ak she where you from but you're from like um europe or something right
[00:31:07.480 -> 00:31:12.200]:  i wonder how i wonder how i got linked up with this guy guys
[00:31:12.200 -> 00:31:15.720]:  yeah i think he's from the way he might just be in america or something he might live in america
[00:31:15.720 -> 00:31:29.000]:  who knows
[00:31:29.000 -> 00:31:32.680]:  b b b
[00:31:32.680 -> 00:31:39.000]:  the church
[00:31:39.000 -> 00:31:42.520]:  man i'm sorry man i did not mean to fucking hit you there
[00:31:44.360 -> 00:31:51.080]:  i might hit you with one bullet
[00:31:51.080 -> 00:32:01.400]:  oh what the fuck bro what i don't know how it didn't come there oh well
[00:32:01.400 -> 00:32:07.480]:  what's up bernie how you doing g just casually top fragging in the game you'm saying
[00:32:10.520 -> 00:32:15.960]:  yeah i'm poor as shit bro you catch my trip over shit i don't care dude anything
[00:32:15.960 -> 00:32:19.480]:  m4 yeah that works thank you bro okay i do thank you brother
[00:32:19.480 -> 00:32:23.400]:  what's the game playing i got mid i guess i got mid
[00:32:23.400 -> 00:32:28.400]:  (gunfire)
[00:32:28.400 -> 00:32:33.400]:  (gunfire)
[00:32:33.400 -> 00:32:38.400]:  (gunfire)
[00:32:38.400 -> 00:32:43.400]:  (gunfire)
[00:32:43.400 -> 00:32:48.400]:  (gunfire)
[00:32:48.400 -> 00:32:58.400]:  Be fresh to a list.
[00:32:58.400 -> 00:33:01.400]:  Good morning.
[00:33:01.400 -> 00:33:11.400]:  [BLANK_AUDIO]