VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/late nighter 2024-05-14 10_02 [94130914-late-nighter].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:12.200]: okay guys let's do this am i back [00:00:12.200 -> 00:00:17.460]: no i don't want to everybody know i did when i was younger [00:00:17.460 -> 00:00:24.580]: okay catch like two coming at you [00:00:24.580 -> 00:00:28.880]: Now, do I get a five-pack from anybody if I top-frag? [00:00:28.880 -> 00:00:34.420]: Now, I don't mean top-frag, like, get the most kills on my team or whatever. [00:00:34.420 -> 00:00:35.780]: I mean the whole game. [00:00:35.780 -> 00:00:39.380]: I've got my one little five-pack. [00:00:39.380 -> 00:00:40.340]: Nobody? [00:00:40.340 -> 00:00:42.160]: That's okay. [00:00:42.160 -> 00:00:43.380]: Dragon Ball Z fans? [00:00:43.380 -> 00:00:44.300]: Do I seem like one? [00:00:44.300 -> 00:00:46.600]: Not sure if that's a compliment or an insult. [00:00:53.600 -> 00:00:54.820]: You guys see CSGO now? [00:00:54.820 -> 00:00:56.420]: Oh, it's not even, hold on. [00:00:56.420 -> 00:00:57.700]: There you go. [00:00:57.700 -> 00:00:58.160]: Hello. [00:00:58.160 -> 00:01:03.560]: What's up, LateNightSploozer? [00:01:03.560 -> 00:01:04.100]: How you doing? [00:01:04.100 -> 00:01:06.440]: All right, guys. [00:01:06.440 -> 00:01:09.160]: Let's get this fucking money. [00:01:09.160 -> 00:01:10.060]: Let's get this fucking dub. [00:01:10.060 -> 00:01:13.560]: Should I play competitive or premier? [00:01:13.560 -> 00:01:14.020]: What's better? [00:01:22.620 -> 00:01:26.620]: What do more people play? Competitive? Okay, it's competitive it is. [00:01:26.620 -> 00:01:30.620]: Competitive it is. Where is your rank on competitive? I do not know where to find my rank at. [00:01:30.620 -> 00:01:34.620]: I don't know where that is. Where do I find this at? [00:01:34.620 -> 00:01:38.620]: I'm in competitive. I don't see my rank though. [00:01:38.620 -> 00:01:42.620]: Hmm. They're like automatic. [00:01:42.620 -> 00:01:46.620]: Dust2, baby, come on. Ready up, you motherfuckers. I'll top frag this bitch. [00:01:46.620 -> 00:01:50.620]: Come on, two more. Two more. You can do it. [00:01:50.620 -> 00:01:54.620]: You can do it. Come on. [00:01:54.620 -> 00:01:58.620]: Dude, it's Dust2. Come on, guys. Fucking hell, dude. [00:01:58.620 -> 00:02:02.620]: Come on. Damn. [00:02:02.620 -> 00:02:06.620]: Ah, fucking piece of shit. Why queue up [00:02:06.620 -> 00:02:10.620]: if you're not getting ready up? Nah, that's okay. [00:02:10.620 -> 00:02:14.620]: Office. I don't even know this map. I'm gonna suck ass out of it. [00:02:18.620 -> 00:02:23.500]: come on one more one more i'll play it how are you playing what do you mean how am i playing [00:02:23.500 -> 00:02:30.700]: hello gambler that's his name by the way i guess we're in here on uh on uh office you know what i'm saying [00:02:30.700 -> 00:02:45.740]: hello brother hello hello how you doing doing good doing good let's kick some ass boys let's [00:02:45.740 -> 00:02:51.900]: kick some ass bro these late night queues go so hard i just got my ass stomped in last match [00:02:51.900 -> 00:02:56.700]: sweet dude oh nice shot with the deagle [00:02:56.700 -> 00:03:04.780]: what do you mean what's up with them they go so incredibly hard [00:03:04.780 -> 00:03:13.420]: go harder boss bro what are you saying go harder go harder like my in the morning [00:03:13.420 -> 00:03:18.140]: oh maybe i just need to log in to get that effect [00:03:18.140 -> 00:03:21.900]: do you guys do you guys know what this guy's talking about [00:03:21.900 -> 00:03:26.540]: anybody [00:03:26.540 -> 00:03:41.420]: what do you do just play cs go bro hours of 12 oh god damn that nice oh my god damn that [00:03:41.420 -> 00:03:46.460]: nice oh my god i have a feeling this guy knows my stream guys you guys think this guy [00:03:46.460 -> 00:03:52.460]: you sack of what are you doing bro help your team what are you doing [00:03:52.460 -> 00:03:56.780]: well no wonder you're getting on you sit there good good job good job [00:03:56.780 -> 00:04:03.340]: dumb moron dumb shut up you're a shut up [00:04:03.340 -> 00:04:07.900]: shut up you do that little fake ass pretentious laugh go ahead [00:04:07.900 -> 00:04:10.540]: it's not a real laugh anyways [00:04:10.540 -> 00:04:13.820]: you're just faking a laugh i mean we can all agree on that [00:04:13.820 -> 00:04:17.740]: that's right shut up you're a little puppy [00:04:17.740 -> 00:04:25.180]: look at him pre-firing oh get him get him good good good good good oh good my boy [00:04:25.180 -> 00:04:31.340]: you got this dog this other cat in the on the mic oh he got lucky he got lucky [00:04:31.340 -> 00:04:35.420]: frag him he was lucky that was crazy that was kind of crazy you were you were tearing [00:04:35.420 -> 00:04:40.300]: him up though though you're tearing him up good bro little is he uh xn smoke uh [00:04:40.300 -> 00:04:45.120]: Little penis shriveled up inside his body didn't it little bitch there comes that laugh, right? [00:04:45.120 -> 00:04:50.580]: Great man great no one cares [00:04:50.580 -> 00:04:58.740]: Nobody including myself do not care my boy. I do not care. I do not care. I do not care [00:05:07.040 -> 00:05:11.940]: No, no, no, no, no, no just play the game could make it look at him hiding behind his teammates. That's all blue does [00:05:11.940 -> 00:05:16.740]: Look at he's just hiding looking even trying to play the game. Look at him guys. There you go, buddy [00:05:16.740 -> 00:05:18.320]: He starts shooting somebody [00:05:18.320 -> 00:05:20.320]: No, bitch. Shut up [00:05:20.320 -> 00:05:24.180]: You can't you can't ask me a question. I said no I said no I [00:05:24.180 -> 00:05:27.460]: Said no boss. I said no boss. Oh [00:05:27.460 -> 00:05:34.060]: It's Chris's mom has such a nice tight batch [00:05:34.060 -> 00:05:36.900]: Chris's mom has a nice pair of [00:05:36.900 -> 00:05:38.900]: Boobs, let me tell you something. I [00:05:38.900 -> 00:05:45.980]: Mean she has a nice ass rack my boy. God damn. I love grabbing them titties. I'm glad you're great. I [00:05:45.980 -> 00:05:53.740]: Love that ass your mom's ass is tight. Oh my god almighty [00:05:53.740 -> 00:06:05.080]: We're doing great so far team we're doing good. Can you say can you say Walter Walter white? [00:06:06.760 -> 00:06:10.760]: Yeah, cuz you kinda sound like you're high on crystal meth. [00:06:10.760 -> 00:06:14.760]: Do I? And you sound like you're a fucking monotone weirdo fuck. What's in your voice, dude? [00:06:14.760 -> 00:06:16.760]: You sound like this dude the whole fucking time. [00:06:16.760 -> 00:06:20.760]: Yeah, get that fucking pee shit to your face, bitch. How'd that feel? [00:06:20.760 -> 00:06:23.760]: Oh no, I have the report. [00:06:23.760 -> 00:06:27.760]: Oh! Put your tampon back in, you'll be alright. [00:06:32.760 -> 00:06:37.760]: That's good. That's a good boy, Blue. That's a good boy. Stay in the spawn like a good boy. Little puppy. [00:06:37.760 -> 00:06:43.760]: Shut up, bitch. No one gives a fuck what you had to do. Nobody cares. I sure as fuck do not care. [00:06:43.760 -> 00:06:47.760]: I sure as fuck do not care. Do not care. Do not care. [00:06:47.760 -> 00:06:50.760]: We do not care. I don't care, at least. What about you? [00:06:50.760 -> 00:06:54.760]: What's up? What's wrong? You a little mad? [00:06:54.760 -> 00:06:57.760]: What are you doing hiding? Are you gonna help the team? What are you doing? [00:06:57.760 -> 00:06:59.760]: Fucking dumb fuck. [00:06:59.760 -> 00:07:07.760]: Look how this kid plays. Look at this. Look how he plays, guys. Look at this. [00:07:07.760 -> 00:07:13.760]: He uses his teammates as like fucking like... How do you describe that guy? What's the words for that, guys? [00:07:13.760 -> 00:07:18.760]: Anybody in the chat now? He uses them as like baits almost. [00:07:18.760 -> 00:07:22.760]: Then tries to roast me. This motherfucker won't even talk back because he's a straight bitch. [00:07:22.760 -> 00:07:26.760]: Get fucked, buddy. Get fucked. You fucking just got fucked. [00:07:26.760 -> 00:07:28.760]: Nice shot, Chris. [00:07:28.760 -> 00:07:30.760]: Nah, I think you hit him in the head. [00:07:30.760 -> 00:07:33.760]: Nice, boss. You got him. [00:07:33.760 -> 00:07:36.760]: Nice try. [00:07:36.760 -> 00:07:38.760]: Bro. [00:07:38.760 -> 00:07:41.760]: Did you see how fast he snapped it? [00:07:41.760 -> 00:07:44.760]: Dude, I thought it was a good try, man. You almost killed him, dude. [00:07:44.760 -> 00:07:52.760]: If there was another teammate alive, you know, if this guy right here, this blue guy here, would not use all his teammates as fucking body bags, who would have had a chance? [00:07:52.760 -> 00:07:57.760]: Good try, Chris. Good try, bro. [00:07:57.760 -> 00:07:59.760]: We'll get him this round. Let's get him. [00:07:59.760 -> 00:08:01.760]: Let's get him, boys. [00:08:01.760 -> 00:08:05.760]: Yeah, buddy. [00:08:05.760 -> 00:08:07.760]: Hey, where'd you go, buddy? [00:08:07.760 -> 00:08:09.760]: I'm in front of you, pussy. What do you mean? [00:08:09.760 -> 00:08:11.760]: I'm way ahead of you in first place. [00:08:11.760 -> 00:08:13.760]: Why do you have to call me names? [00:08:13.760 -> 00:08:16.760]: Because you're a bitch. You'll get over it, man. You'll be all right. [00:08:16.760 -> 00:08:20.760]: I believe in you, boss. You'll put a tampon in like a good boy. [00:08:20.760 -> 00:08:25.760]: Good. Then why are you still bitching? You still bleeding a little bit down there? [00:08:25.760 -> 00:08:27.760]: You're being mean to me dude. [00:08:27.760 -> 00:08:32.900]: Yeah, I don't give a fuck you started it you fucking moron. You're a fucking dumb fuck. You did start it [00:08:32.900 -> 00:08:37.420]: You're fucking maybe you're an idiot. I didn't say shit, dude. I'm streaming in front of like 300 people [00:08:37.420 -> 00:08:39.420]: They can vouch they can all vouch for you [00:08:39.420 -> 00:08:42.680]: Vouch for me. Excuse me. Look at his little weird-ass fake laugh [00:08:42.680 -> 00:08:47.340]: He's a weirdo. This guy's a freak dude. Look at him. He's a fucking weirdo, dude [00:08:47.340 -> 00:08:53.160]: You're a fucking weirdo, dude. You're a weirdo, bro. You're a fucking weirdo. Shut the fuck up [00:08:53.160 -> 00:09:04.880]: Don't be pussy good shit. Oh [00:09:04.880 -> 00:09:10.920]: Okay, I'm a clamp I don't know this map already I did my first time [00:09:10.920 -> 00:09:12.920]: Oh [00:09:12.920 -> 00:09:33.380]: Fuck man, goddamn it [00:09:33.380 -> 00:09:38.800]: Really, I don't know the map I just don't know it I would probably like if I knew [00:09:38.800 -> 00:09:40.800]: I don't know [00:09:40.800 -> 00:09:46.620]: Probably probably is dude. He probably I guarantee is I guarantee you're probably right about that actually [00:09:46.620 -> 00:09:57.840]: I'm one in four. This is not acceptable. I don't know this map though. What's the problem? I don't know where anything is [00:09:57.840 -> 00:09:59.840]: I'm starting to learn it a little bit [00:09:59.840 -> 00:10:07.800]: What the fuck was that dude [00:10:07.800 -> 00:10:11.960]: God damn, dude. I hate being in this fuck. Let me just meet this kid before I [00:10:11.960 -> 00:10:15.360]: So doesn't kill my vibes. He's shut up though. He knows what's good [00:10:15.360 -> 00:10:19.380]: Okay, please the way place pisses me off, dude [00:10:19.380 -> 00:10:28.220]: What's good Herbie Harry is a Harry or Herbie or Harry [00:10:28.220 -> 00:10:35.280]: Well, you almost had him there blue you almost had that bro [00:10:35.280 -> 00:10:40.320]: That was close good attempt. Oh good - [00:10:40.320 -> 00:10:48.480]: He knows what's good now he's being a bitch now, yeah, that's exactly right sploosher [00:10:48.480 -> 00:10:53.040]: Accurate again, I don't know that was bullshit [00:10:53.040 -> 00:11:00.920]: Yeah, I wish I knew that I don't know the map at all it doesn't help me at all sorry bottom practice [00:11:00.920 -> 00:11:05.200]: I always do that LMG shit on this man. Don't try to be cool now, dude. Shut up, dude [00:11:05.200 -> 00:11:08.340]: Don't be trying to cool down. Don't try to be cool now, bro. Okay, you can't [00:11:08.340 -> 00:11:16.980]: Let's fucking all get shotguns and WP what does that always do you just push forward about that? All right, let's do it [00:11:16.980 -> 00:11:20.460]: What are you laughing about your size your little penis? I [00:11:20.460 -> 00:11:27.200]: Bet you are aren't you that's what I thought. Yeah, there's a good one. You had nothing back to say [00:11:27.200 -> 00:11:29.200]: You had nothing to say back, did you? I? [00:11:29.200 -> 00:11:35.000]: Got that micro heater, bro. Yeah, I bet you do. I can tell you're fucking weirdo [00:11:35.000 -> 00:11:40.180]: You come on here trying to talk shit and then I talk shit back. You sound like a little bitch [00:11:40.180 -> 00:11:44.880]: Little little straight bitch. You got the little micro tic-tac in your pants. Don't you buddy? [00:11:44.880 -> 00:11:51.240]: Now Chris on the other hand Chris has a fucking hog. I mean goddamn he walked in my house one time [00:11:51.240 -> 00:11:54.500]: He was making me look bad. That shit was just dangling all over the place [00:11:54.500 -> 00:12:02.760]: It's okay, bro, you can feel some type of way it's okay, bro. I definitely don't roll that way definitely not for a guy like you [00:12:02.760 -> 00:12:04.400]: Sorry boss [00:12:04.400 -> 00:12:06.640]: What's it? I don't have a space party. What the fuck? [00:12:06.640 -> 00:12:12.660]: That's not a really that's not really suss to what I just said. I don't go fuck. I want this guy to get any wrong idea [00:12:12.660 -> 00:12:14.660]: That's all I'm saying [00:12:14.660 -> 00:12:17.040]: Yeah, I don't have a space parking jump anywhere [00:12:17.040 -> 00:12:30.940]: Why didn't buy a shotgun I hit him I hit the guy with the LG once he's hit once [00:12:30.940 -> 00:12:32.940]: I [00:12:32.940 -> 00:12:43.940]: Got a shotgun man, okay, we're good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yep. Yep [00:12:43.940 -> 00:12:50.820]: I think one's gonna come behind us. I know you in there. Oh, I got my gun. Oh [00:12:50.820 -> 00:12:56.340]: My god, no, I don't holy fuck. I thought he was like right around the corner. That's all right [00:12:56.340 -> 00:13:05.860]: Yeah, he is monotonous fuck he's weird. I'm not giving him any more attention at all totally killed my mood for like 10 minutes [00:13:05.860 -> 00:13:16.040]: Okay, we got this guy's I'm gonna make a miraculous come back [00:13:16.040 -> 00:13:20.340]: I believe I believe this [00:13:20.340 -> 00:13:26.340]: Yeah, shut up [00:13:27.340 -> 00:13:29.340]: Thank you [00:13:29.340 -> 00:13:52.380]: Oh [00:13:52.380 -> 00:13:56.120]: My fucking god, all I need to fucking up. That's all I need [00:13:56.120 -> 00:13:58.240]: I see you stop wasting all my money, but I just save around [00:13:58.240 -> 00:14:01.060]: God damn, it's just pissing me off dude [00:14:01.060 -> 00:14:04.140]: Fuck that kid. It's every shot with his opera [00:14:04.140 -> 00:14:13.020]: Thank you wait, do you see me with a knock [00:14:13.020 -> 00:14:19.700]: Wow [00:14:19.700 -> 00:14:24.400]: Good shit good shit. You got this, bro [00:14:24.400 -> 00:14:26.400]: Oh [00:14:26.400 -> 00:14:28.400]: Oh [00:14:28.400 -> 00:14:40.680]: What the fuck wait, what is this? This is part of the game. Oh nice shot boss. Oh, yeah [00:14:40.680 -> 00:14:44.100]: Wait, we have to with to get a hostage. I [00:14:44.100 -> 00:14:49.320]: Didn't even know that. Oh, what the hell? Where do you bring them back to our back to our spawn? [00:14:49.320 -> 00:14:52.740]: Yeah, okay. Okay. I had no idea [00:14:53.400 -> 00:15:00.780]: Okay, okay, let's go get that goddamn house. Let's get shotgun real rock. Okay. You got a fuck. Yeah. Oh wait, I got enough [00:15:00.780 -> 00:15:02.780]: I got a fucking out. Let's go [00:15:02.780 -> 00:15:08.620]: Here we go guys watch this isn't that this is when the real the real sorry. I'm streaming guys [00:15:08.620 -> 00:15:10.620]: Hey, I forget to turn my mic on sometimes. Oh [00:15:10.620 -> 00:15:13.900]: That's it. See when the real boss man Jack comes out to play [00:15:13.900 -> 00:15:21.280]: Oh [00:15:21.280 -> 00:15:28.280]: I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Got him. [00:15:28.280 -> 00:15:35.280]: Nice. He's right here too. I'm gonna get him. There we go. There we go. [00:15:35.280 -> 00:16:03.260]: Yeah, you like that smoke? Wait till you see you being the bottom fragger here in just [00:16:03.260 -> 00:16:05.260]: a few. Chris isn't gonna be on top of you. [00:16:05.260 -> 00:16:09.260]: No pressure, Chris. I got this, guys. [00:16:09.260 -> 00:16:25.260]: I got this. Well, I'm glad I didn't knife him. [00:16:25.260 -> 00:16:42.260]: Oh, my God. Fuck. I had him in my sight, dude. [00:16:42.260 -> 00:16:45.260]: All right. Well, Blue, where you at? [00:16:45.260 -> 00:16:50.260]: Blue uses teammates too. He doesn't do shit, but he's baiting teammates. Wait for him. [00:16:50.260 -> 00:16:54.260]: I'm serious, bro. I've been watching him the whole time. That's all he does. [00:16:54.260 -> 00:16:59.260]: That's all he does. And somehow he has the least amount of kills. I don't get it. [00:16:59.260 -> 00:17:11.260]: Nice try, buddy. [00:17:11.260 -> 00:17:19.260]: Love saying that when people die on my team that I don't like. I love saying that. [00:17:19.260 -> 00:17:21.260]: Nice try, bud. [00:17:22.260 -> 00:17:23.900]: A for effort, A for effort. [00:17:23.900 -> 00:17:28.100]: I just leave, I just leave. [00:17:28.100 -> 00:17:29.580]: Got this boss. [00:17:29.580 -> 00:17:32.260]: Oh, that thing is so cheap. [00:17:32.260 -> 00:17:34.280]: I didn't see him either. [00:17:34.280 -> 00:17:36.180]: Holy fuck, that gun is fucking [00:17:36.180 -> 00:17:37.360]: OP as fuck. [00:17:37.360 -> 00:17:40.040]: That's the worst. [00:17:40.040 -> 00:17:44.340]: We got this, dude. We got this. [00:17:44.340 -> 00:17:45.740]: We got this, we got this. [00:17:45.740 -> 00:17:51.420]: At least we can officially say that [00:17:51.420 -> 00:17:52.820]: Blue has the least amount of kills. [00:17:52.820 -> 00:17:55.440]: Ain't that right, Blue? [00:17:55.440 -> 00:17:57.980]: You got the least amount of kills, don't you, buddy? [00:17:57.980 -> 00:18:01.380]: Yes, you do. [00:18:01.380 -> 00:18:02.540]: Yes, you do. [00:18:02.540 -> 00:18:05.640]: Yes, you do, buddy boy. Yes, you do. [00:18:05.640 -> 00:18:10.720]: You're going to try to shoot me now, I'll get a little mad. [00:18:10.720 -> 00:18:15.720]: Oh my god, the flame just fucking [00:18:15.720 -> 00:18:16.960]: flamed me up, bro. [00:18:16.960 -> 00:18:42.560]: Oh, fuck! [00:18:42.560 -> 00:18:49.060]: Oh, John thinks it's funny. [00:18:49.060 -> 00:18:52.040]: He looked down at his little penis and started laughing. [00:18:52.040 -> 00:18:54.660]: Oh, that's gonna hurt. [00:18:54.660 -> 00:18:59.500]: And this, ladies and gentlemen, right here. [00:18:59.500 -> 00:19:04.680]: This is how you show how Blue gets his ass fucked down. [00:19:04.680 -> 00:19:07.420]: This is how he does it. He's real good at it. [00:19:07.420 -> 00:19:11.140]: See you later, Blue. I'll see you next time, buddy. [00:19:11.140 -> 00:19:14.600]: Yeah, you like that, don't you? [00:19:14.600 -> 00:19:16.900]: Shut the fuck up. You deserve every bit of that, dude. [00:19:16.900 -> 00:19:19.200]: Fuck you. Thank you, bitch. [00:19:19.200 -> 00:19:22.360]: Shut the fuck up. Yeah, you know who's the big dog now, don't you? [00:19:22.360 -> 00:19:25.500]: You started... No, don't alrighty me, bitch. [00:19:25.500 -> 00:19:26.780]: You started this shit. [00:19:26.780 -> 00:19:30.120]: What's a cool story? That me and your mom banged in my bed last night? [00:19:30.120 -> 00:19:31.140]: That was a cool story. [00:19:31.140 -> 00:19:33.160]: Her tits were fucking massive. [00:19:33.160 -> 00:19:37.540]: Every time I see them tits, I'm like... [00:19:37.540 -> 00:19:40.000]: They're just so big and juicy and plump. [00:19:40.000 -> 00:19:44.660]: Bossman, I'll be honest, man. In all my time playing CS, I don't know anyone else who's talked as much as you. [00:19:44.660 -> 00:19:46.880]: Well, why don't you mute me then, you fucking bitch? [00:19:46.880 -> 00:19:51.560]: How about you quit being a pussy, get some kills, and fucking mute me? [00:19:51.560 -> 00:19:54.180]: Why don't you mute me then, bitch? Quit your bitching. [00:19:54.180 -> 00:19:59.420]: Mute me then. Go team up and have a little sword fight with Blue, you fucking weirdo. [00:19:59.420 -> 00:20:02.320]: Shut the fuck up. I'm allowed to talk as much as I want to, bitch. [00:20:02.320 -> 00:20:03.840]: What you gonna do about it? [00:20:03.840 -> 00:20:07.760]: Nothing. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. [00:20:07.760 -> 00:20:09.680]: You're gonna do absolutely nothing. [00:20:09.680 -> 00:20:13.140]: Got him! Got him! Got him! [00:20:13.140 -> 00:20:15.860]: Shut up, Blue. No one's talking to you. You're a fucking weirdo. [00:20:15.860 -> 00:20:18.280]: No one likes you, Blue. I don't care if Yellow does. [00:20:18.280 -> 00:20:19.600]: No one else does, bitch. [00:20:19.600 -> 00:20:24.180]: Yeah, that's right. You shut the fuck up and keep dying and using your teammates as bait. [00:20:24.180 -> 00:20:26.220]: There you go, Chris. Good shit. [00:20:26.220 -> 00:20:28.980]: You're halfway decent for a shit-talker. [00:20:28.980 -> 00:20:35.440]: It's okay, bro. We all know you're a little bitch. It's okay. [00:20:35.440 -> 00:20:39.560]: It's okay, Chris. You don't gotta try to defend yourself. [00:20:39.560 -> 00:20:44.300]: We already know the truth here, buddy. I mean you sit here bitching about me talking. Why don't you fucking mute me then? [00:20:44.300 -> 00:20:46.380]: You're about to die by the way [00:20:46.380 -> 00:20:50.300]: You are dead. Okay. Good shot. Good shot. I like it. Good shit. Oh [00:20:50.300 -> 00:20:56.180]: Blue on the other hand doesn't do as well. He always gets fucked and you know, he just gets fucked. That's what he's good at [00:20:56.180 -> 00:21:02.640]: There you go Chris, that's what I'm talking about boy [00:21:02.640 -> 00:21:05.600]: Get that fucking heat going [00:21:06.000 -> 00:21:10.420]: Shut up blue. No one's talking. No one's talking to blue. No one's talking to you [00:21:10.420 -> 00:21:16.820]: Good how about you do something about it do something about that bitch dude. We're gonna hit me through your screen [00:21:16.820 -> 00:21:20.160]: Yeah, that's what I thought shut up [00:21:20.160 -> 00:21:24.300]: Yeah, but you will [00:21:24.300 -> 00:21:25.920]: See it then [00:21:25.920 -> 00:21:31.100]: Go ahead. Yeah, shut the fuck up. No one's talking to you, bro, dude. Shut the fuck up, dude [00:21:31.100 -> 00:21:35.900]: I don't care what I agreed to go ahead dude. Have fun fucking weird. I have fun [00:21:35.900 -> 00:21:41.120]: Do you have fun have fun? Hold on your mom's calling me real quick. Hold on your mom's gone. Hey, sweet cheeks [00:21:41.120 -> 00:21:47.140]: Hey sweet cheeks. Oh my god. Yeah, I would love a tit pic. I would love a titty pic. That would be great [00:21:47.140 -> 00:21:52.700]: Yeah, send it on this way. Send it on yonder. Send it over here. Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. Appreciate it [00:21:52.700 -> 00:21:55.400]: Then he starts talking again. Listen [00:21:55.400 -> 00:21:57.860]: That's right [00:21:57.860 -> 00:22:00.740]: Really? What'd you say? I can hear you with that big old cock in your mouth [00:22:00.740 -> 00:22:05.860]: Yeah, that's what I thought you shut up [00:22:05.860 -> 00:22:07.860]: Look how he plays look at this guy that's embarrassing, dude [00:22:07.860 -> 00:22:16.980]: It's true you use your teammates as fucking bait you fucking wait till everyone else dies [00:22:16.980 -> 00:22:20.720]: Then you try to get killed shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Now. I will meet these kids [00:22:20.720 -> 00:22:22.780]: This is too much energy for me too much energy [00:22:22.780 -> 00:22:29.320]: Thank God it's over [00:22:29.320 -> 00:22:33.940]: I'm gonna roast Chris now now [00:22:35.820 -> 00:22:40.760]: Now that uh blue is muted. Hey Chris, I got a bone to pick with you, buddy [00:22:40.760 -> 00:22:43.680]: Chris hello. Are you there? [00:22:43.680 -> 00:22:50.500]: That's what I thought bitch. That's what the fuck I thought you sit there and do nothing. Thank you [00:22:50.500 -> 00:22:57.380]: He's actually pretty good, but he's a bitch he's offended by me. It's the first time away [00:22:57.380 -> 00:23:03.840]: Oh [00:23:03.840 -> 00:23:05.780]: Thank you stiff [00:23:05.780 -> 00:23:07.780]: Always have always am [00:23:07.780 -> 00:23:19.120]: All right, I'm just fucking money boys [00:23:19.120 -> 00:23:30.560]: I [00:23:30.560 -> 00:23:35.740]: Think I'm gonna play better on the terrace side [00:23:35.740 -> 00:23:38.700]: I'm gonna lie and do very well last time [00:23:38.700 -> 00:23:41.980]: Wow, they all went somewhere [00:23:41.980 -> 00:23:44.520]: What the fuck? [00:23:44.520 -> 00:23:57.220]: Sorry I [00:23:57.220 -> 00:24:02.400]: Definitely shot my teammates a few times that round [00:24:05.700 -> 00:24:26.960]: Oh fuck. Nice. Is he really? Hold on a second. Dude please unmute me Chris. Can you hear me Chris? [00:24:26.960 -> 00:24:40.160]: Chris. I was going to roast him. I was going to but he already muted me. Good morning Drake. [00:24:40.160 -> 00:24:51.680]: How you doing brother? Why is this guy not playing by the hostage? Alright good shit. [00:24:51.680 -> 00:24:56.540]: Good shit. Hey Chris you can hear me? [00:24:56.540 -> 00:25:14.140]: Hey. What a bitch. Let's pull the scout out. I'm doing very well am I? Oh good finally. [00:25:14.140 -> 00:25:22.780]: I found out you were a streamer. I said. Well I mean you started talking shit for no reason. [00:25:22.780 -> 00:25:26.520]: I never talk shit to you at all. Now listen. I heard you say you were a streamer. I said [00:25:26.520 -> 00:25:39.240]: I found out you were a streamer. Is this true? Hello? Okay. It's okay man. Your name's [00:25:39.240 -> 00:25:45.920]: kind of like the name of the stream. Oh my god dude. I was about to say if I kill this [00:25:45.920 -> 00:26:00.920]: guy he's so bad. He's so bad. Thank you bro. Appreciate it. I got bad news. What's that? [00:26:00.920 -> 00:26:08.000]: I got bad news. Okay he's one of those guys. What's up Nino? How you doing? What's up Drake? [00:26:08.000 -> 00:26:13.960]: What's up Sped? What's up Gambler? What's up Wilsh? Yo good morning Mad Beast. How you [00:26:13.960 -> 00:26:18.220]: doing? Rise and grind. That's right brother. That's right. Playing with a bunch of pussies [00:26:18.220 -> 00:26:27.220]: here. Two pussies at least. They were talking shit to me for whatever fucking reason. I [00:26:27.220 -> 00:26:29.920]: got the Mac 10. I'm about to let it load on. Unload on. [00:26:29.920 -> 00:26:40.920]: What's that? What's wrong Ice Cold? What's wrong Ice Cold? What? I said what's wrong? [00:26:40.920 -> 00:26:43.920]: What's wrong what? That's what I thought. [00:26:43.920 -> 00:26:50.920]: You don't care, this is weird. [00:26:50.920 -> 00:26:56.920]: Ho! Ho! [00:26:56.920 -> 00:26:58.920]: What? [00:26:58.920 -> 00:26:59.920]: What? [00:26:59.920 -> 00:27:26.800]: bitch. Yeah. What do you mean? You have one less kill than me boss. What do you mean? You think you're hot shit? You have less kills than me. I'm not talking to you boss. What's up? How you doing? Not much. I'm just chilling. [00:27:26.800 -> 00:27:28.800]: I muted you because you no-balled me, but... [00:27:28.800 -> 00:27:30.800]: I unmuted you. [00:27:30.800 -> 00:27:32.800]: Oh my god, I cannot see shit. [00:27:32.800 -> 00:27:34.800]: How did you see me through that smoke, guys? How the fuck did that happen? [00:27:34.800 -> 00:27:36.800]: What did you say, Chris? I couldn't hear you. [00:27:36.800 -> 00:27:38.800]: I said I missed you, [00:27:38.800 -> 00:27:40.800]: so I unmuted you. [00:27:40.800 -> 00:27:42.800]: I found out you were a streamer. [00:27:42.800 -> 00:27:44.800]: What's that? [00:27:44.800 -> 00:27:46.800]: I found out that you stream. [00:27:46.800 -> 00:27:48.800]: Yeah, I stream. [00:27:48.800 -> 00:27:50.800]: What's it like to get 10 viewers at a time? [00:27:50.800 -> 00:27:54.800]: What's that? Sorry? [00:27:54.800 -> 00:27:56.800]: How many viewers do you get at a time? [00:27:56.800 -> 00:28:00.800]: Usually on a high end, [00:28:00.800 -> 00:28:02.800]: usually 5-600. [00:28:02.800 -> 00:28:04.800]: Really? Yeah. [00:28:04.800 -> 00:28:06.800]: 5-600. Is that true, guys? [00:28:06.800 -> 00:28:08.800]: Is this true, chat? [00:28:08.800 -> 00:28:10.800]: Everyone look him up real quick. [00:28:10.800 -> 00:28:12.800]: Let's see if he gets 5-600. [00:28:12.800 -> 00:28:14.800]: I mean, that's good. [00:28:14.800 -> 00:28:16.800]: If you get that many, that's great. [00:28:16.800 -> 00:28:18.800]: Yeah, man. That's good. [00:28:18.800 -> 00:28:20.800]: I mean, that's less than me, but [00:28:20.800 -> 00:28:22.800]: you know, it's good. It's decent. [00:28:22.800 -> 00:28:24.800]: What's up? What are you saying right now? [00:28:24.800 -> 00:28:26.800]: What? I'm sitting at... [00:28:26.800 -> 00:28:28.800]: Well, I'm a gambling streamer. [00:28:28.800 -> 00:28:30.800]: You can just simply look me up. I'm bossmanjackonkick. [00:28:30.800 -> 00:28:32.800]: Just 1k. [00:28:32.800 -> 00:28:34.800]: Respect it, man. I listen. [00:28:34.800 -> 00:28:36.800]: I'm listening, boss. [00:28:36.800 -> 00:28:38.800]: What if I just left right now [00:28:38.800 -> 00:28:40.800]: and I just left you in the dust? [00:28:40.800 -> 00:28:42.800]: I would just not give a fuck at all. [00:28:42.800 -> 00:28:44.800]: I would just not care. Sorry. [00:28:44.800 -> 00:28:46.800]: You know what, man? I... [00:28:46.800 -> 00:28:48.800]: There's that fake laugh. [00:28:48.800 -> 00:28:52.800]: That was kind of cringe. [00:28:52.800 -> 00:28:54.800]: I would just like bombard his Twitter and shit. [00:28:54.800 -> 00:28:56.800]: No, let's not do that. [00:28:56.800 -> 00:28:58.800]: That was a toxic fucking game. [00:28:58.800 -> 00:29:00.800]: Every time I play this game, there's always the most dickheads on my team. [00:29:00.800 -> 00:29:02.800]: You can call me the dickhead. [00:29:02.800 -> 00:29:04.800]: That blue guy was a fucking weirdo, bro. [00:29:04.800 -> 00:29:06.800]: He was a weirdo fuck, man. I'll tell you what. [00:29:06.800 -> 00:29:08.800]: Dude, I'm so good at Dust2, bro. [00:29:08.800 -> 00:29:10.800]: Yeah, let's try to do that. [00:29:10.800 -> 00:29:12.800]: I'm awesome at Dust2. [00:29:12.800 -> 00:29:14.800]: I'm pretty good at it. [00:29:14.800 -> 00:29:16.800]: Okay. [00:29:16.800 -> 00:29:18.800]: I'll try to scrape with some resin, [00:29:18.800 -> 00:29:20.800]: but wish me luck. [00:29:20.800 -> 00:29:22.800]: I probably won't have much luck at all, but I'll try, man. [00:29:22.800 -> 00:29:24.800]: Wish me luck. [00:29:24.800 -> 00:29:28.800]: I need my knife over here. [00:29:28.800 -> 00:29:30.800]: My knife. [00:29:30.800 -> 00:29:36.800]: Oh, we got game? [00:29:36.800 -> 00:29:38.800]: Oh, shitballs. Oh, shitballs. [00:29:38.800 -> 00:29:40.800]: Dust2, here we come. [00:29:40.800 -> 00:29:42.800]: Come on. [00:29:42.800 -> 00:29:44.800]: Oh, we're in. Let's go. [00:29:44.800 -> 00:29:46.800]: Let me try to get some fucking resin, though. [00:29:46.800 -> 00:29:48.800]: Try to get a little longer, I feel like. [00:29:48.800 -> 00:29:50.800]: Ugh. [00:29:50.800 -> 00:30:19.360]: oh there's like none guys fuck that guy was full of shit no way that guy gets five or six hundred no way [00:30:19.360 -> 00:30:47.260]: the game already started fuck god damn it [00:30:47.260 -> 00:30:49.340]: hey guys please don't kill me [00:30:49.340 -> 00:30:53.540]: Uh, please don't kick me. I gotta, I gotta take like a one minute break, dude. Literally one minute. I'll be right back. [00:30:53.540 -> 00:30:56.520]: Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I am. [00:30:56.520 -> 00:31:02.300]: This guy knows me. Look at this guy. Look at this chat. This guy knows me from the other team. [00:31:02.300 -> 00:31:15.420]: Look, I told you shit. [00:31:15.420 -> 00:31:31.960]: Look, I told you shit. [00:31:31.960 -> 00:31:39.540]: Come on, man. I need more red than that. [00:31:39.540 -> 00:31:50.020]: I got a nice little piece right here. Did they kick me? They didn't kick me, did they? [00:31:50.020 -> 00:32:05.240]: Okay. [00:32:05.240 -> 00:32:05.580]: Okay. [00:32:05.580 -> 00:32:18.640]: Did it just mean less of it, isn't it? [00:32:18.640 -> 00:32:21.260]: Probably lost, but. [00:32:21.260 -> 00:32:34.960]: Oh, man. [00:32:34.960 -> 00:32:35.560]: Oh, man. I don't want to get kicked. [00:32:35.560 -> 00:32:36.280]: I don't want to get kicked out of this, man. [00:32:36.280 -> 00:32:43.140]: Surrender? No. Hell no. [00:32:43.140 -> 00:32:43.960]: What the fuck? [00:32:43.960 -> 00:32:48.500]: Dude, what are you doing? I just said I'd be back in like a minute. Give me a break. [00:32:48.500 -> 00:32:50.340]: Surrender? [00:32:50.340 -> 00:32:52.420]: No. [00:32:52.420 -> 00:32:57.960]: Oh, the bye period expired. [00:32:57.960 -> 00:33:08.540]: See, I got a little bong hit, guys. [00:33:08.540 -> 00:33:10.500]: Do they really? Oh, wow. [00:33:10.500 -> 00:33:35.540]: Yeah, I can do that. [00:33:35.540 -> 00:33:38.900]: He's apologizing. [00:33:38.900 -> 00:33:40.460]: Don't kick me. [00:33:40.520 -> 00:33:41.380]: I'm fucking playing now. [00:33:41.380 -> 00:33:42.080]: I just got back. [00:33:42.080 -> 00:33:43.500]: I'm not AFK no more. [00:33:43.500 -> 00:33:45.120]: Thank you for everybody to know. [00:33:45.120 -> 00:33:46.340]: You're a fucking dickhead, Caddy. [00:33:46.340 -> 00:33:47.880]: You fucking suck balls. [00:33:47.880 -> 00:33:50.140]: That's why I'm going to do way better than you in this fucking game, bitch. [00:33:50.140 -> 00:33:55.020]: I'm going to have way more kills than you and less deaths. [00:33:55.020 -> 00:33:55.740]: Do you hear me, Caddy? [00:33:55.740 -> 00:33:59.620]: I'm trying to kick me from the game because you fucking got killed, you fucking pussy. [00:33:59.620 -> 00:34:02.060]: Terrorists win. [00:34:02.060 -> 00:34:26.760]: Why is that shit still on my screen, bro? [00:34:26.760 -> 00:34:27.960]: Get that shit off my screen, guys. [00:34:27.960 -> 00:34:46.560]: oh they're coming along I think us got one a long what how I get that but that [00:34:46.560 -> 00:34:51.480]: guy's super low damn we're getting shit on what happened there catty what [00:34:51.480 -> 00:35:01.200]: happened boss you got killed bitch you got killed no no gambler [00:35:01.200 -> 00:35:09.100]: you got killed bitch you got killed no no gambler [00:35:09.100 -> 00:35:33.100]: you got killed bitch you got killed no no gambler [00:35:33.100 -> 00:35:37.260]: I was good headshot here was this [00:35:37.260 -> 00:35:44.020]: I know wait a moment there's only got [00:35:44.020 -> 00:36:02.020]: something to oh my god man camera your [00:36:02.020 -> 00:36:03.540]: ego please stop tormenting boss man leave [00:36:03.540 -> 00:36:07.060]: him alone what happened [00:36:07.060 -> 00:36:07.120]: you [00:36:07.120 -> 00:36:07.140]: you [00:36:07.140 -> 00:36:12.280]: how is he tormenting me what the fuck is this guy type of five if you have no idea what wasted's [00:36:12.280 -> 00:36:20.080]: talking about i have no idea how he's tormenting me by saying nice try oh oh okay never mind don't [00:36:20.080 -> 00:36:26.840]: type five okay i get it now i get it very funny buddy very funny i'm just so itching to gamble [00:36:26.840 -> 00:36:31.920]: right now actually there's a lot of times i don't want to gamble dude trust me i can get right i [00:36:31.920 -> 00:36:36.240]: can get alone at any time i want i can get alone so easy man it's like i'm not bragging about that [00:36:36.240 -> 00:36:39.940]: i'm just saying i can always gamble if i really want to i know you're just kidding though you're [00:36:39.940 -> 00:36:41.720]: probably just kidding though it's just fine sorry [00:36:41.720 -> 00:37:02.520]: please [00:37:02.520 -> 00:37:11.220]: oh my god fuck [00:37:11.220 -> 00:37:19.380]: damn it devin dude i'm fiending you for some weed dude i'm fiending [00:37:19.380 -> 00:37:25.080]: look at my phone i'm pulling my flashlight out and pick up every little tiny nug i got right here [00:37:25.080 -> 00:37:26.500]: i will show you the one in the chat [00:37:26.500 -> 00:37:32.320]: i appreciate the kind words man thank you [00:37:32.320 -> 00:37:35.740]: i'll just queue up with you anytime [00:37:35.740 -> 00:37:42.060]: i'm looking for dude is there just no weed anywhere man just give me a little nug [00:37:42.060 -> 00:37:46.360]: i found a big ass nug oh my god [00:37:46.360 -> 00:37:48.280]: nah i'm just kidding i wish [00:37:48.280 -> 00:37:51.660]: do i get that do i get an a for acting [00:37:51.660 -> 00:37:53.980]: do i get an a for acting [00:37:53.980 -> 00:37:59.340]: you know that was convincing don't tell me you didn't believe me [00:37:59.340 -> 00:38:02.000]: a floor bug [00:38:02.000 -> 00:38:24.600]: floor bug you mean that boss what that guy's you know that guy's low you know [00:38:24.600 -> 00:38:35.780]: he's low get him boss get him boss man [00:38:35.780 -> 00:38:41.700]: a lot of time I don't try to my full potential I just kind of just push have [00:38:41.700 -> 00:38:45.180]: you got noticed I play very aggressively [00:38:45.180 -> 00:38:53.380]: well the fuck's my vape at dude where the fuck is my vape at [00:38:53.380 -> 00:38:58.620]: oh that was better at oh yeah I'm good at that too [00:38:58.620 -> 00:39:02.180]: now that's back [00:39:02.180 -> 00:39:23.620]: what the hell man what the fuck you people saying man what the fuck you saying man [00:39:23.620 -> 00:39:39.620]: yeah dude we gotta find another guys oh I know dude not even two hours oh come on [00:39:39.620 -> 00:39:50.920]: BLG so we don't only hear that dude what happened who was it which one [00:39:50.920 -> 00:39:54.780]: it's all mass report [00:39:54.780 -> 00:39:58.420]: let's have a watch [00:39:58.420 -> 00:40:05.340]: throwing smoke [00:40:05.340 -> 00:40:09.580]: grenade out [00:40:09.580 -> 00:40:15.860]: BB [00:40:15.860 -> 00:40:15.960]: BB [00:40:15.960 -> 00:40:18.180]: what the [00:40:18.180 -> 00:40:19.860]: BB pushing B2B [00:40:19.860 -> 00:40:38.100]: got bombed down mid let's fucking go boys let's go baby [00:40:38.100 -> 00:40:40.100]: let's go baby [00:40:40.100 -> 00:40:58.340]: let's go I was making you laugh and that kid's chat you mod for I saw you laughing at him I can't believe he lets his mod laugh at him like that a little embarrassing I know I got the op they know what time it is [00:40:58.340 -> 00:40:58.340]: I was making you laugh and that kid's chat you mod for I saw you laughing at him I can't believe he let's his mod laugh at him like that a little embarrassing I know I got the op they know what time it is [00:40:58.340 -> 00:41:02.340]: I was making you laugh and that kid's chat you mod for I saw you laughing at him I can't believe he let's his mod laugh at him like that a little embarrassing I know I got the op they know what time it is [00:41:02.340 -> 00:41:04.340]: I was making you laugh and that kid's chat you mod for I saw you laughing at him I can't believe he let's his mod laugh at him like that a little embarrassing I know I got the op they know what time it is [00:41:04.340 -> 00:41:11.340]: A little embarrassing. They know I got the AWP, they know what time it is. [00:41:11.340 -> 00:41:28.140]: What? What? Dude, you're talking out your ass. [00:41:28.140 -> 00:41:35.140]: Oh, CT. I'm fucking high as shit, dude. I'm thinking this is CT. I'm sorry, bro. I thought [00:41:35.140 -> 00:41:43.780]: you were bullshitting me. Damn, I'm fucking stupid. Alright, let's get this ace. 1v4. [00:41:43.780 -> 00:41:50.780]: You think they're on A or B? Oh, oh, oh! It doesn't matter now. Holy fuck. [00:41:50.780 -> 00:41:57.780]: 5 and 6 is unacceptable. Come on, come on, you'll jump. [00:41:57.780 -> 00:42:04.780]: Throwing a grenade. It's an injury. Oh, dude! [00:42:27.180 -> 00:42:34.180]: Oh my god! Did that really just fucking happen? I wasn't even looking. Fuck. My AWP is up [00:42:34.180 -> 00:42:41.180]: by mid doors if anyone wants it. Oh, this guy plays. He's kind of cringe. I gotta watch [00:42:41.180 -> 00:42:53.940]: this guy. Nice shot. Get him, get him. He's right there. Ramp, ramp. [00:42:56.580 -> 00:43:04.660]: yeah good shit bombs down too oh cat cat cat [00:43:04.660 -> 00:43:15.140]: dude you're a beast you're a legend bro good that's knife how much is that knife guys [00:43:17.780 -> 00:43:23.540]: What how much is that knife worth a single hand job box a single hand job? [00:43:23.540 -> 00:43:29.060]: Is that what he said what the fuck [00:43:29.060 -> 00:43:35.460]: Oh, oh he said 100 I thought he said one hand job [00:43:35.460 -> 00:43:53.960]: It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. God damn it, man [00:43:53.960 -> 00:44:05.440]: Hope if you didn't change his weapon [00:44:05.440 -> 00:44:07.440]: You had that guy [00:44:07.440 -> 00:44:12.220]: Easy cleanups [00:44:12.220 -> 00:44:18.360]: This guy's a beast I'm serious this guy's really good. Oh [00:44:18.360 -> 00:44:27.940]: Yeah, dude get him with the pistol disrespecting like oh nice try by nice try very nice try bro [00:44:27.940 -> 00:44:34.940]: All right, I have did I'm broke as shit dude, can you possibly buy something savory? [00:44:35.420 -> 00:44:37.420]: Or do you want to save it for next round? [00:44:37.420 -> 00:44:40.180]: So Rory sorry [00:44:40.180 -> 00:44:43.120]: Me oh, okay. Can you possibly buy me a cheap gun? [00:44:43.120 -> 00:44:49.900]: Thank you, sir, thank you [00:45:05.400 -> 00:45:10.820]: Oh my god, you've got to be fucking came me. Holy fuck this game makes me so mad [00:45:10.820 -> 00:45:19.520]: I'm gonna fucking dude. I'm not bomb-tracking. Yes [00:45:19.520 -> 00:45:29.040]: In the tunnel [00:45:29.040 -> 00:45:32.780]: You smoke [00:45:32.780 -> 00:45:35.200]: You'll see him right here right outside the doors here. Okay [00:45:35.200 -> 00:45:38.160]: Right behind the doors. Yeah right there right there by me. Yep. Yep. Yep [00:45:38.160 -> 00:45:40.060]: There he is [00:45:40.060 -> 00:45:43.100]: You got about nice. Let's go boys [00:45:43.100 -> 00:45:50.840]: We were terrified, oh no we're losing dude, we gotta bring it back [00:45:50.840 -> 00:45:59.200]: That's my problem I buy too much shit I think that's why I remember I'm not from them out [00:45:59.200 -> 00:46:01.200]: That's my problem I buy too much shit I think that's why I don't remember I'm not from them out [00:46:01.200 -> 00:46:03.200]: That's my problem I buy too much shit I think that's why I don't remember I'm not from them out [00:46:03.200 -> 00:46:05.180]: Move it, move it [00:46:05.180 -> 00:46:12.180]: two meters off, i'm pushing xbox to cat, cat, i'm pushing xbox to cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, [00:46:12.180 -> 00:46:27.180]: two meters off, I'm pushing xbox to cat, cat. [00:46:27.180 -> 00:46:53.180]: What, how, what the fuck, did you see that guys, good half, good half I guess, what the [00:46:53.180 -> 00:46:54.180]: fuck. [00:46:54.180 -> 00:46:57.180]: I think I should have killed that guy if you guys asked me. [00:46:57.180 -> 00:47:16.860]: I know I thought I lit him up but maybe not we guys will do let's go let's go a long a long push [00:47:16.860 -> 00:47:40.540]: a long push do your thing do you think you're good no one's a long oh one day [00:47:40.540 -> 00:47:44.540]: long one day long coming from behind come on yellow [00:47:44.540 -> 00:48:06.320]: I suck a piston bro I never done I'm not kidding I've had opportunities always [00:48:06.320 -> 00:48:11.220]: too scared to do for something call me a pussy [00:48:11.220 -> 00:48:19.360]: I've done other psychedelics and shit [00:48:19.360 -> 00:48:27.280]: man he was like three feet in front of me you can spray it does it does this [00:48:27.280 -> 00:48:30.440]: come already was 180 [00:48:40.220 -> 00:48:46.200]: what car behind behind oh my god I can't believe that oh what a pussy who plays [00:48:46.200 -> 00:48:51.740]: like that who plays like that dude and just waits there you're actually very hot [00:48:51.740 -> 00:49:00.060]: thank you thank you all right what are we doing guys mm-hmm never have never [00:49:00.060 -> 00:49:05.740]: have in my life actually I bought some cases back when I was like way younger [00:49:05.740 -> 00:49:35.720]: Oh, my God. [00:49:35.720 -> 00:49:35.860]: Oh, my God. [00:49:35.860 -> 00:49:37.560]: Let's try, let's try. [00:49:37.560 -> 00:49:42.580]: Oh, Beetlejuice. [00:49:42.580 -> 00:49:43.140]: Chill, bro. [00:49:43.140 -> 00:49:47.320]: 49 subs. [00:49:47.320 -> 00:49:48.060]: Oh, that's great. [00:49:48.060 -> 00:49:51.820]: Oh, let's go fucking MP5 on him, bitch asses. [00:49:51.820 -> 00:49:53.040]: Let's go B this time. [00:49:53.040 -> 00:49:53.420]: You got one. [00:49:53.420 -> 00:49:54.880]: Let's go B. [00:49:54.880 -> 00:49:56.180]: You got an SMG. [00:49:56.180 -> 00:50:00.300]: Yeah, I might check it out, yeah. [00:50:00.300 -> 00:50:02.600]: Fuck you laughing at, pussy. [00:50:02.600 -> 00:50:04.780]: Hot tape. [00:50:05.280 -> 00:50:06.300]: Besides your little penis. [00:50:06.300 -> 00:50:10.520]: Are you fucking kidding me? [00:50:10.520 -> 00:50:11.440]: How the fuck, dude? [00:50:11.440 -> 00:50:13.160]: I hate that gun. [00:50:13.160 -> 00:50:17.760]: Man, get me out of this fucking game. [00:50:17.760 -> 00:50:20.880]: Get me out of this fucking game. [00:50:20.880 -> 00:50:27.040]: Yeah, that's right. [00:50:27.040 -> 00:50:28.300]: Don't say shit back, you get banned. [00:50:28.300 -> 00:50:30.460]: You don't answer a question from the boss, you get banned. [00:50:30.460 -> 00:50:32.160]: Don't go to that, boss. [00:50:34.840 -> 00:50:39.260]: Not doing so hot. [00:50:39.260 -> 00:50:48.480]: Cover this area. [00:50:48.480 -> 00:50:49.820]: Call here. [00:50:49.820 -> 00:50:56.020]: Together we can do it. [00:50:56.020 -> 00:50:59.320]: Fuck. [00:50:59.320 -> 00:51:01.880]: Oh, someone got the bomb. [00:51:01.880 -> 00:51:02.160]: Fuck. [00:51:02.160 -> 00:51:05.900]: Oh my God, I'm dead again. [00:51:05.900 -> 00:51:06.640]: I hit him once. [00:51:06.640 -> 00:51:07.240]: I hit him once. [00:51:07.240 -> 00:51:08.200]: The guy P90's mid. [00:51:08.200 -> 00:51:09.400]: He's hit. [00:51:09.400 -> 00:51:10.040]: It was a scout. [00:51:10.040 -> 00:51:13.920]: Good shit, bro. [00:51:13.920 -> 00:51:14.900]: The other guy's hurt. [00:51:14.900 -> 00:51:15.840]: The other guy's hurt up here. [00:51:15.840 -> 00:51:16.340]: T-Rex. [00:51:16.340 -> 00:51:22.180]: God, man. [00:51:22.180 -> 00:51:23.420]: I'm doing so bad this game, dude. [00:51:23.420 -> 00:51:23.840]: Fuck. [00:51:23.840 -> 00:51:26.440]: Holy fuck, I'm doing bad. [00:51:26.440 -> 00:51:30.600]: Man, Beetlejuice, stop, dude. [00:51:30.600 -> 00:51:31.720]: Stop. [00:51:31.720 -> 00:51:36.720]: I wanna hear that shit, I'm an adult. [00:51:36.720 -> 00:51:45.720]: Oh, what is this guy doing? Oh come on, you're gonna play like that? [00:51:45.720 -> 00:51:47.720]: Just save an AK? [00:51:47.720 -> 00:51:51.720]: BOING! [00:51:51.720 -> 00:51:53.720]: BOING! [00:51:53.720 -> 00:52:08.720]: I'm gonna grab that gas, just fill my bottle up. [00:52:08.720 -> 00:52:10.720]: BOING! [00:52:10.720 -> 00:52:18.720]: Hey, what up, man? [00:52:18.720 -> 00:52:20.720]: BOING! [00:52:20.720 -> 00:52:40.720]: Counter-terrorists win. [00:52:40.720 -> 00:52:41.720]: *BOOM* [00:52:41.720 -> 00:52:42.720]: *BOOM* [00:52:42.720 -> 00:53:01.720]: *BOOM* [00:53:01.720 -> 00:53:02.720]: *BOOM* [00:53:02.720 -> 00:53:15.720]: Get them all. [00:53:15.720 -> 00:53:16.720]: *BOOM* [00:53:16.720 -> 00:53:34.720]: *BOOM* [00:53:34.720 -> 00:54:03.920]: oh shit oh shit what's that oh i almost got him that would have been so embarrassing for him bro [00:54:03.920 -> 00:54:08.580]: i almost got him bro did you see that yo [00:54:08.580 -> 00:54:33.900]: read this shit boss what my screen is sticky for some reason only dude stop [00:54:33.900 -> 00:54:39.680]: dude i gotta get rid of you you gotta go i don't want to hear nothing about that i'll put you in a [00:54:39.680 -> 00:54:44.960]: day time out where i'm not gonna permanently ban you but you can come back without the sussery [00:54:44.960 -> 00:54:47.200]: don't come with the suss please [00:54:47.200 -> 00:54:55.840]: you don't see it oh i see okay okay okay sorry i didn't realize how much time was left [00:54:55.840 -> 00:55:04.760]: on the counter terrorists win [00:55:04.760 -> 00:55:09.700]: maryland maryland ransom maryland manson yeah that's who did it maryland man ransom [00:55:09.700 -> 00:55:11.620]: what did i say maryland man ransom [00:55:11.620 -> 00:55:24.840]: we will make them regret this day [00:55:24.840 -> 00:55:25.840]: throw a bomb [00:55:25.840 -> 00:55:39.440]: yeah he camped there that one round remember you gotta be careful that shit yeah he's not there [00:55:39.440 -> 00:55:47.040]: though all right oh i thought that was a i didn't even think that was a person bro oh my god [00:55:47.040 -> 00:55:55.160]: oh [00:55:55.160 -> 00:56:00.260]: nice [00:56:00.260 -> 00:56:10.340]: let's go kill him oh this guy's a beast i'm telling you that guy's good [00:56:10.340 -> 00:56:16.000]: nice try brody definitely our top player i had to say the least dude good shit say [00:56:16.000 -> 00:56:19.400]: or me up 27 and 12 the guy's a fucking maniac [00:56:19.400 -> 00:56:39.320]: all right hey have a good day everybody all right not you guys let's talk about hey [00:56:39.320 -> 00:56:45.240]: sephir with the sub the 11 months is that auto renewed or are you here sephir 11 months god damn [00:56:45.240 -> 00:56:45.600]: son [00:56:45.600 -> 00:56:50.260]: did i forget to unban him the other day [00:56:50.260 -> 00:56:57.600]: i think i might have let me unban i bet you that's what he's that's why he's so like hey [00:56:57.600 -> 00:57:01.680]: okay are you there sephir [00:57:01.680 -> 00:57:13.680]: what [00:57:13.680 -> 00:57:23.760]: dude stop [00:57:23.760 -> 00:57:29.920]: why i'm gonna tie me up for a day i don't want to hear that shit dude i really don't [00:57:29.920 -> 00:57:31.560]: let's play one bro we could [00:57:31.560 -> 00:57:37.400]: yeah um let me make some breakfast real quick you know see mrs smith and the guest room and then [00:57:37.400 -> 00:57:40.840]: i'm just kidding yeah give me a second i'm gonna make some uh i'll make some breakfast [00:57:40.840 -> 00:57:44.680]: real quick i'm gonna cook up some eggs should i do an irl stream where i cook up some eggs [00:57:44.680 -> 00:57:54.600]: real quick yes no maybe so no [00:57:54.600 -> 00:58:01.480]: yes all right do you have that on they have it on kick right [00:58:01.480 -> 00:58:04.920]: kick it up i gotta turn my phone a little bit [00:58:04.920 -> 00:58:06.920]: i got to turn my phone a little bit [00:58:06.920 -> 00:58:36.900]: Thank you. [00:58:36.900 -> 00:58:39.520]: Butter. [00:58:39.520 -> 00:58:42.160]: I'm doing eggs. [00:58:42.160 -> 00:59:12.120]: I'm doing eggs. [00:59:12.120 -> 00:59:12.140]: I'm doing eggs. [00:59:12.140 -> 00:59:12.140]: I'm doing eggs. [00:59:12.140 -> 00:59:42.120]: I'm doing eggs. [00:59:42.120 -> 00:59:42.820]: You know what else is good? [00:59:42.820 -> 00:59:45.100]: My dick inside your mom. [00:59:45.100 -> 00:59:46.520]: That shit is real good. [00:59:46.520 -> 00:59:49.180]: Oh my god. [00:59:49.180 -> 00:59:51.420]: My god, that pussy be soaking. [00:59:51.420 -> 00:59:54.120]: It's like the Niagara Falls. [00:59:54.120 -> 00:59:56.220]: That shit just starts flowing everywhere. [00:59:56.220 -> 01:00:00.280]: These kids are like [01:00:00.280 -> 01:00:01.520]: teenagers, bro. I gotta go. [01:00:01.520 -> 01:00:03.940]: See you guys. Do your homework, boys. [01:00:03.940 -> 01:00:05.820]: Do your homework. Stay in class. [01:00:05.820 -> 01:00:08.920]: What a bunch of pussy. [01:00:08.920 -> 01:00:11.280]: Hold on, guys. [01:00:12.100 -> 01:00:14.020]: Make some eggs. Oh, let me sign in my kick ass. Hold on. [01:00:14.020 -> 01:00:18.120]: Okay. [01:00:18.120 -> 01:00:20.100]: I'm sorry, guys. [01:00:20.100 -> 01:00:21.080]: I'm sorry, guys. I apologize. [01:00:21.080 -> 01:00:22.620]: I got eggs to cook, though. [01:00:22.620 -> 01:00:24.020]: Y'all want a plate of eggs or not? [01:00:24.020 -> 01:00:27.340]: You want a plate of eggs or no? [01:00:27.340 -> 01:00:29.500]: Yeah, I want a plate. [01:00:29.500 -> 01:00:30.660]: Can I have a plate of eggs? [01:00:30.660 -> 01:00:32.540]: You can have a plate of eggs, boss. You sure can. [01:00:32.540 -> 01:00:36.160]: For the sweet price of your mom's sweet little vagina. [01:00:36.160 -> 01:00:37.840]: Yes. [01:00:37.840 -> 01:00:40.100]: Get fucked, bitch. [01:00:40.100 -> 01:00:41.820]: Alright, I'll be right back. [01:00:41.820 -> 01:00:43.560]: You like that? [01:00:43.560 -> 01:00:44.860]: How's it going? [01:00:44.860 -> 01:01:14.840]: How's it going? [01:01:14.840 -> 01:01:44.820]: How's it going? [01:01:44.820 -> 01:02:14.800]: How's it going? [01:02:14.800 -> 01:02:44.780]: How's it going? [01:02:44.780 -> 01:02:44.920]: How's it going? [01:02:44.920 -> 01:02:46.340]: I forgot my kick password, dude. [01:02:46.340 -> 01:02:47.520]: I can't sign in the kick app. [01:02:47.520 -> 01:02:49.300]: I'm not kidding, bro. [01:02:49.300 -> 01:02:51.320]: Isn't that sad? I don't even know. [01:02:51.320 -> 01:02:52.780]: I could reset it, I guess, but... [01:02:52.780 -> 01:02:55.000]: Let me get a... [01:02:55.000 -> 01:02:55.520]: Fuck. [01:02:55.520 -> 01:02:58.260]: Oh, I'm just gonna... [01:02:58.260 -> 01:02:58.940]: I'm just gonna probably... [01:02:58.940 -> 01:02:59.740]: I'll do it tomorrow or something. [01:02:59.740 -> 01:03:00.300]: I'm gonna keep... [01:03:00.300 -> 01:03:02.320]: I'm gonna have some breakfast real quick, guys. [01:03:02.320 -> 01:03:02.880]: Give me a second. [01:03:02.880 -> 01:03:32.860]: All right. [01:03:32.860 -> 01:04:02.840]: All right. [01:04:02.840 -> 01:04:32.820]: All right. [01:04:32.820 -> 01:05:02.800]: All right. [01:05:02.800 -> 01:05:32.780]: All right. [01:05:32.780 -> 01:06:02.760]: All right. [01:06:02.760 -> 01:06:32.740]: All right. [01:06:32.740 -> 01:07:02.720]: All right. [01:07:02.720 -> 01:07:32.700]: All right. [01:07:32.700 -> 01:08:02.680]: All right. [01:08:02.680 -> 01:08:32.660]: All right. [01:08:32.660 -> 01:09:02.640]: All right. [01:09:02.640 -> 01:09:32.620]: All right. [01:09:32.620 -> 01:10:02.600]: All right. [01:10:02.600 -> 01:10:32.580]: All right. [01:10:32.580 -> 01:11:02.560]: All right. [01:11:02.560 -> 01:11:32.540]: All right. [01:11:32.540 -> 01:12:02.520]: All right. [01:12:02.520 -> 01:12:32.500]: All right. [01:12:32.500 -> 01:12:41.000]: Hey guys, let me in. I got to tell you something. [01:12:41.000 -> 01:12:48.960]: Hey, excuse me. How are you? [01:12:48.960 -> 01:13:18.940]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:13:18.940 -> 01:13:48.920]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:13:48.920 -> 01:14:18.900]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:14:18.900 -> 01:14:48.880]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:14:48.880 -> 01:15:18.860]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:15:18.860 -> 01:15:48.840]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:15:48.840 -> 01:16:18.820]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:16:18.820 -> 01:16:48.800]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:16:48.800 -> 01:17:18.780]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:17:18.780 -> 01:17:48.760]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:17:48.760 -> 01:18:18.740]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:18:18.740 -> 01:18:48.720]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:18:48.720 -> 01:19:18.700]: Hey, what are you doing? [01:19:18.700 -> 01:19:30.980]: I know I'm sorry dude [01:19:30.980 -> 01:19:33.260]: I'm sorry dude I'm sorry guys [01:19:33.260 -> 01:19:35.260]: Hey [01:19:35.260 -> 01:19:36.880]: Tell him for the four months [01:19:36.880 -> 01:19:38.920]: And this bitch and this motherfucker [01:19:38.920 -> 01:19:40.100]: Thank you very much bro [01:19:40.100 -> 01:19:42.740]: For the four months I appreciate that [01:19:42.740 -> 01:19:44.800]: I know [01:19:44.800 -> 01:19:47.000]: I feel like everyone's gonna start [01:19:47.000 -> 01:19:48.060]: Speculating and fucking [01:19:48.060 -> 01:19:49.840]: I'm teasing you guys, I'm sorry [01:19:49.840 -> 01:19:52.720]: I can't tell y'all [01:19:52.720 -> 01:19:53.900]: There's a reason I can't [01:19:53.900 -> 01:19:55.200]: There's a good reason I shouldn't [01:19:55.200 -> 01:20:09.560]: Yep [01:20:09.560 -> 01:20:39.540]: There's a good reason I shouldn't [01:20:39.540 -> 01:20:51.040]: Yeah [01:20:51.040 -> 01:21:04.640]: That's also [01:21:04.640 -> 01:21:06.340]: Whatever that word means, yeah [01:21:06.340 -> 01:21:08.680]: I hate bossman69 [01:21:08.680 -> 01:21:09.520]: Look at this guy [01:21:09.520 -> 01:21:09.920]: Look at this guy's name [01:21:09.920 -> 01:21:12.740]: I hate bossman69 [01:21:12.740 -> 01:21:13.860]: Alright [01:21:13.860 -> 01:21:16.460]: That's a winner right there boys [01:21:16.460 -> 01:21:17.100]: That's a winner [01:21:17.100 -> 01:21:20.420]: That guy's going far [01:21:20.420 -> 01:21:22.920]: He's going to get all the bitches [01:21:22.920 -> 01:21:25.440]: He's going to get all the hoes [01:21:25.440 -> 01:21:26.560]: He's going to get all the money [01:21:26.560 -> 01:21:29.060]: Everyone beware of this man right here [01:21:29.060 -> 01:21:31.440]: He is something to be feared [01:21:31.440 -> 01:21:32.760]: A man [01:21:32.760 -> 01:21:34.200]: A god amongst men [01:21:34.200 -> 01:21:38.420]: That's getting you on top [01:21:39.500 -> 01:21:40.880]: What kind of name is that boss? [01:21:40.880 -> 01:21:42.700]: I can't have it [01:21:42.700 -> 01:21:43.080]: I'm sorry [01:21:43.080 -> 01:21:44.240]: Go make another one [01:21:44.240 -> 01:21:45.500]: Sorry bossman [01:21:45.500 -> 01:21:47.480]: I hate bossman69 [01:21:47.480 -> 01:21:49.780]: What the fuck is that? [01:21:49.780 -> 01:21:51.240]: Oh that's funny [01:21:51.240 -> 01:21:52.920]: I know [01:21:52.920 -> 01:21:54.180]: I know right [01:21:54.180 -> 01:21:55.800]: Oh I don't know [01:21:55.800 -> 01:21:56.520]: It doesn't bother me [01:21:56.520 -> 01:21:57.160]: It's just kind of funny [01:21:57.160 -> 01:21:58.100]: I hate bossman [01:21:58.100 -> 01:22:00.800]: Alright [01:22:00.800 -> 01:22:02.960]: Oh I gotta turn my phone in [01:22:02.960 -> 01:22:04.300]: My buffone [01:22:04.300 -> 01:22:04.960]: My buffone [01:22:04.960 -> 01:22:09.480]: I might get off for a little bit guys [01:22:09.480 -> 01:22:10.720]: Get some sleep [01:22:10.720 -> 01:22:12.380]: That's what I should do [01:22:12.380 -> 01:22:14.420]: Real thing [01:22:14.420 -> 01:22:21.740]: Yeah I'm going to get off guys [01:22:21.740 -> 01:22:22.280]: I love you guys [01:22:22.280 -> 01:22:23.060]: I'm sorry it's like [01:22:23.060 -> 01:22:24.200]: Really late for me [01:22:24.200 -> 01:22:25.240]: Probably early for you guys [01:22:25.240 -> 01:22:25.520]: So [01:22:25.520 -> 01:22:29.520]: Oh nah [01:22:29.520 -> 01:22:31.600]: Later boss [01:22:31.600 -> 01:22:32.100]: Enjoy the day [01:22:32.100 -> 01:22:33.260]: My ass is working all day [01:22:33.260 -> 01:22:34.060]: Are you damn [01:22:34.060 -> 01:22:35.020]: Push through it brother [01:22:35.020 -> 01:22:36.100]: Get that money [01:22:36.100 -> 01:22:38.280]: I don't think there is one [01:22:38.280 -> 01:22:39.080]: I tried to ask for one [01:22:39.080 -> 01:22:39.460]: A little bit ago [01:22:39.460 -> 01:22:44.080]: Not sure what's going on [01:22:44.080 -> 01:22:44.300]: So [01:22:44.300 -> 01:22:45.360]: Yeah [01:22:45.360 -> 01:22:47.500]: It takes a while sometimes [01:22:47.500 -> 01:22:48.600]: Alright boys [01:22:48.600 -> 01:22:49.380]: I love you guys [01:22:49.380 -> 01:22:50.280]: And I will see y'all later [01:22:50.280 -> 01:22:50.980]: Have a good day at work [01:22:50.980 -> 01:22:51.740]: Or whatever y'all are doing [01:22:51.740 -> 01:22:53.000]: And I'll be live [01:22:53.000 -> 01:22:53.660]: Who knows when [01:22:53.660 -> 01:22:54.860]: But I'll be live when I wake up [01:22:54.860 -> 01:22:55.500]: If I go to sleep [01:22:55.500 -> 01:22:56.280]: So see you guys [01:22:56.280 -> 01:22:56.320]: Thank you. [01:22:56.320 -> 01:22:56.360]: Thank you. [01:22:56.360 -> 01:22:56.820]: Thank you. [01:22:56.820 -> 01:23:26.800]: Thank you.