VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/YOO WE OUT HERE 2023-12-14 02_09 [17182154-yoo-we-out-here].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:23.360]: [Music] [00:00:23.360 -> 00:00:28.400]: We're back boys. What's up everybody? It's up everybody. It's up bollocks beef, it's up big [00:00:28.400 -> 00:00:35.040]: Draymond. A boy big Dre in this bitch. Let's go. Let's um let's uh do a little monkey until [00:00:35.040 -> 00:00:40.880]: the money comes in guys. Let's go. He's very good. Let's fucking go. Thank you Allison. [00:00:40.880 -> 00:00:47.360]: I know you guys be asking for monkey a lot so let's do it. Make some people laugh maybe. [00:00:47.360 -> 00:00:53.360]: I'm gonna make y'all laugh right now. I'm gonna do it. Type one if you don't think I can make you laugh. [00:00:56.400 -> 00:01:02.960]: Hey Vic. Hey guys can I ask y'all a favor? Can I sing for you guys and you guys give me your [00:01:02.960 -> 00:01:07.360]: rating on it? Hold on let me turn my music off. Can I sing for you guys? [00:01:07.360 -> 00:01:14.400]: Yes can you hear me? They can't hear me? What the fuck? [00:01:14.400 -> 00:01:24.800]: Hold on maybe something's wrong with my... I was gonna start singing like ice JJ fish guys. [00:01:25.440 -> 00:01:32.160]: Hey can you guys hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? No? No? [00:01:32.160 -> 00:01:40.240]: All right I got refreshed. Why isn't my mic working on here guys? Did I do it through here? Hold on. [00:01:44.400 -> 00:01:57.680]: They're nice fuckery. Put your mic down. Why? No. Oh you mean this? You think that's [00:01:57.680 -> 00:02:01.760]: what it's connected to on the monkey? It might be. It might be but I have a blue yeti microphone [00:02:01.760 -> 00:02:05.840]: that stands on my desk. Can you hear me bro? Can you hear me? Yo can you hear me? Yeah can you hear [00:02:05.840 -> 00:02:11.040]: me? Yeah I hear you. All right I need you to give me an honest opinion about something. I got you. [00:02:11.040 -> 00:02:15.200]: I'm gonna sing for you. Can you give me a one to ten on how good it is? It's not gonna be weird. It's just you [00:02:15.200 -> 00:02:18.000]: know. Yeah I got you. All right here we go. [00:02:21.200 -> 00:02:33.440]: I went to the store. [00:02:33.440 -> 00:02:42.960]: All right. I'm gonna freestyle whatever you type. Let's do it. All right let's get it. Ready? [00:02:43.680 -> 00:02:52.720]: I went to the fucking store and I smashed the dime whore. Yeah. Let's get let me free. Let me [00:02:52.720 -> 00:02:58.880]: go first. Let me go first. Ready? Get it. I'm out here with my motherfucking boys. [00:02:58.880 -> 00:03:04.720]: Your little little shit make no noise. I can't even hardly hear the beat. I can't hear the beat. [00:03:04.720 -> 00:03:08.960]: Sorry balls. They kept cutting it out. Did they not? Hey can I do? Can you guys give me [00:03:08.960 -> 00:03:13.680]: me a favor? I'm gonna sing for you guys. I need you guys give me a one to ten. [00:03:13.680 -> 00:03:19.600]: All right here we go. Can you give me like a beat or something? Can you give me like a little beat? [00:03:21.360 -> 00:03:35.600]: You got it. Yeah. [00:03:35.600 -> 00:03:44.480]: Was that good? [00:03:46.480 -> 00:03:51.680]: Ten? Oh shit they gave me a ten. I fucking go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. [00:03:51.680 -> 00:03:54.080]: Now I'm gonna spit some gangster rap. Ready? [00:03:54.080 -> 00:03:56.880]: There we go. Give me a beat. Give me a beat. [00:03:56.880 -> 00:04:04.880]: Skip! Sorry. They suck at giving me beats. [00:04:04.880 -> 00:04:10.560]: Hey baby. You look like you're 16 years old. What you doing on this fucking website? [00:04:10.560 -> 00:04:15.760]: I'm not 16. I'm 20. You're definitely not 20. [00:04:15.760 -> 00:04:21.040]: I am 16. Bullshit. I like the compliment though. A lot of people tell me I was 16. [00:04:21.040 -> 00:04:27.360]: You are young. Show me your ID. That's why I thought you're lying. You're fucking caught. [00:04:27.360 -> 00:04:36.400]: Get the fuck out of here. What's up my G? What's up my G? Hey. Hey. It's me. You know me. You know me. [00:04:36.400 -> 00:04:42.800]: We went to height. Damn it. That was gonna be funny. I'm gonna freak out like I know somebody. [00:04:42.800 -> 00:04:52.000]: Watch this. Oh, this is me. Bro, it's Austin. Do you know me? Oh, these fucking pussy bitches. [00:04:52.000 -> 00:04:55.600]: Hey, Mariah. How you doing? Hey, what you doing? What you up to? [00:04:55.600 -> 00:05:01.600]: Can I rap? Can I rap for you? Yeah, go ahead. You got the beat though, right? [00:05:01.600 -> 00:05:09.600]: Yeah, I got you. All right, go ahead. Bitch. Fucking cunt. What's up, pretty boy flaw. [00:05:09.600 -> 00:05:22.320]: I wish it just matched me with like, what's up, bro? Well, good. You from Miami, Florida. [00:05:22.320 -> 00:05:29.600]: Really? Can I rap for you? Can I rap? What's up, right? You got you got a beat, bro. [00:05:29.600 -> 00:05:37.840]: No beat pussy. I didn't even skip that. He skipped me. Hey, it's pretty boy. [00:05:37.840 -> 00:05:43.200]: Flawd. How you doing, boss? What's up, Duhr? [00:05:43.200 -> 00:05:55.200]: Hey, man. All right. These guys are all shitty, man. Where's the good matches? [00:05:55.200 -> 00:05:59.120]: What's up today? I'm gonna rap for you, right, bro? Give me a rating. One to ten, okay? [00:05:59.120 -> 00:06:04.880]: All right, bet. Here we go. Give me a beat. Can you give me a beat or can you play one or [00:06:04.880 -> 00:06:10.000]: fighting chance? Oh, gotta beat. I'm on a game. Oh, man. Fuck the game, man. We're about to rap. [00:06:10.000 -> 00:06:16.560]: Yeah. Skip me, bitch. Pussy. Everyone skips on this shit. It's crazy. What the fuck? [00:06:16.560 -> 00:06:27.520]: Hey, hey, got the gold chain on too. Now listen, last time, last time I wore a fake chain like [00:06:27.520 -> 00:06:32.480]: you got on, I got my ass beat and someone stole it from me because they thought it was real. [00:06:33.360 -> 00:06:37.280]: So I recommend not wearing these fake chains. Don't wear fake chains, dude. Just don't do that. [00:06:37.280 -> 00:06:43.680]: Go ahead and skip me because you got a fake chain. Oh, this part of fake, but this part where? [00:06:43.680 -> 00:06:46.160]: Really? Prove it. [00:06:46.160 -> 00:06:51.840]: Man, it's from the mall. It's okay. It's fake. It's fine. [00:06:51.840 -> 00:06:57.920]: It's fine, bro. It's 1099. It's fine, Zachary. Okay. Hey, you got to beat a rap beat. [00:06:59.520 -> 00:07:03.360]: Bon appetit. Look at his wall. Bon appetit. What the hell is that? [00:07:03.360 -> 00:07:10.960]: Are you got to beat? What the fuck? Why was that on his wall? That's weird. [00:07:10.960 -> 00:07:15.520]: I know people like me on here for some reason. [00:07:15.520 -> 00:07:25.280]: Gileya! Hey, Gileya, it's me, Austin from high school. Charles! Charles, I just [00:07:25.280 -> 00:07:30.880]: linked up with Gileya! I always hated you. You always smelled like crap. I'm sorry. [00:07:30.880 -> 00:07:43.120]: What? What the fuck? Why would she say that? What the hell? That's not even funny. [00:07:43.120 -> 00:07:46.640]: That's not funny, dude. What's up, G? Yo, what is up, chat? [00:07:46.640 -> 00:07:48.880]: Yo, put it on a beat, bro. I'm about to spit some fire. [00:07:49.760 -> 00:07:54.400]: All right, Ben, I got you. No, you're not about to spit. You're about to skit me. Oh, I'm not sure. [00:07:54.400 -> 00:07:58.720]: All right, put the beat on. Hey, is it cool? I'm actually streaming right now. [00:07:58.720 -> 00:08:04.320]: I'm streaming as well on kick. Let's go. I got 26k followers on Twitch, bro. [00:08:04.320 -> 00:08:09.520]: Oh, actually? Yeah, look me up. I just started. I just started. [00:08:09.520 -> 00:08:12.720]: Dude, you should get on kick.com, dude. Listen to this. Before you say no, [00:08:12.720 -> 00:08:19.120]: Twitch, you get how much per sub? 250, half. On kick, you get the full fucking amount, my boy. [00:08:19.840 -> 00:08:25.760]: Yeah, I'm on kick right now. 300 some viewers, but I have almost a thousand subs right now. [00:08:25.760 -> 00:08:35.840]: So you just made a thousand dollars. 5,000. Yeah, a thousand subs times the five dollar sub price. [00:08:35.840 -> 00:08:41.840]: Get on kick dude. Look me up right now. I'm not bullshitting, which I have 365 viewers right now. [00:08:41.840 -> 00:08:46.800]: Dude, could I stream with Kevin? Okay, so I'll put, I'll stream on a PS5, right? [00:08:46.800 -> 00:08:52.240]: What the? You stream on a PlayStation? Yeah, but I'm getting a PC for Christmas. [00:08:52.240 -> 00:08:55.920]: Okay, you can stream on both at the same time. Yes, that's what you're gonna ask. [00:08:55.920 -> 00:09:00.880]: Yeah, I thought, I thought my PS5 or my PC, but I had. [00:09:00.880 -> 00:09:06.480]: What? No way. You from Texas? All right. [00:09:06.480 -> 00:09:15.040]: Play a beat bro. Play a beat. No, it's not a, someone in my chat said, is that a fucking wig? [00:09:16.160 -> 00:09:24.800]: I don't think so, bro. He's fluffy. Yeah, sure. Send me 10 bucks on a cash hat, buddy. [00:09:24.800 -> 00:09:32.080]: 10 bucks on cash. 15. 20. 25. 30. [00:09:32.080 -> 00:09:38.560]: Well, I should get it. All right. I'm playing you a beat bro. 30 dollars, bro. [00:09:38.560 -> 00:09:42.320]: Look me up. All right. Play a beat. I'll hook you up with a shout out. [00:09:43.920 -> 00:09:47.520]: You got to play a good. You got to play a good ass beat, bro. Okay. [00:09:47.520 -> 00:09:54.240]: We're on a site called a monkey gambler. It's just matching you with random people. [00:09:54.240 -> 00:10:01.200]: All right. We got Bryson beavers in the building. Here we go. He likes them fat beavers. [00:10:01.200 -> 00:10:06.320]: That's a good, you don't like fat pussy? [00:10:10.800 -> 00:10:13.120]: What play a beat man? You come on man. [00:10:13.120 -> 00:10:21.200]: Yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good. Keep playing. [00:10:21.200 -> 00:10:28.880]: Play your Twitch to fucking sub to you. There's some bitches. I can't hear the beat. I can't hear the beat. [00:10:32.240 -> 00:10:46.960]: Oh, oh, oh, oh. What the hat on? Did he look better with the hat on or off guys? [00:10:46.960 -> 00:10:52.640]: I would say on because your hair kind of looks like a kind of like a Ellen DeGeneres kind of look. [00:10:52.640 -> 00:10:58.240]: All right. Yo, I can't hear the beat though. [00:11:00.720 -> 00:11:02.720]: There we go. [00:11:02.720 -> 00:11:08.640]: Okay, here we go. Oh. [00:11:08.640 -> 00:11:15.280]: Yeah, check me out. Check me out. Check me out. [00:11:15.280 -> 00:11:33.360]: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. [00:11:33.360 -> 00:11:35.360]: Was that fire or what dog? [00:11:35.360 -> 00:11:43.360]: No, you ain't shit dog. You just a little shrimp. I'm the big, I'm the big lobster. [00:11:43.360 -> 00:11:52.240]: You didn't like my rap dude. He didn't even tell me my rap was good. I gotta go, bro. [00:11:52.240 -> 00:11:56.320]: You're gonna spit some shit you already got and written. If you, it's written, I'm skipping you. [00:11:56.320 -> 00:12:00.320]: It's written, do something off the dome then. [00:12:00.320 -> 00:12:03.120]: All right, let me wrap two. [00:12:03.120 -> 00:12:06.160]: All right, you got to do it off the dome. No fucking written bars, bro. We're talking [00:12:06.160 -> 00:12:11.840]: straight off the dome here. If you can beat what I just did, then I'll fucking hook you up with [00:12:11.840 -> 00:12:15.440]: a shout out, but that was gonna be hard to beat dog. Did you hear that shit? [00:12:15.440 -> 00:12:26.240]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit, dude. Play that fire, my boy. [00:12:26.240 -> 00:12:28.240]: He playing a meek mil type beat. I can tell already. [00:12:28.240 -> 00:12:36.800]: Bro, what are you doing? I'm gonna skip you. [00:12:36.800 -> 00:12:41.120]: All right. How many, how many followers you got, bro? [00:12:41.760 -> 00:12:45.440]: I got all, I just started. I got 10 followers. [00:12:45.440 -> 00:12:55.760]: You got juicer? You got the juice. You got the apple orange, right? [00:12:55.760 -> 00:13:02.240]: I gotta go. I skipped my shit and done that. That guy was pretty cool. He's pretty, he's pretty [00:13:02.240 -> 00:13:07.520]: down to earth. Probably just getting low board. Alright, let's pay a beat here. [00:13:07.520 -> 00:13:14.000]: What's up, bro? I'm about to blow your mind. You ready for this? [00:13:14.000 -> 00:13:19.520]: You just want a little J? This shit's got that worst internet connection. [00:13:19.520 -> 00:13:25.280]: Oh, 30 bucks. Thank you. Hey, what's up? What's up? My name is Austin and I'm about to wrap you [00:13:25.280 -> 00:13:32.740]: some fucking fire don't skip me oh my god fuck you they skip me every time [00:13:32.740 -> 00:13:38.680]: what's up bro you look at you straight out the fucking cell dog yeah everybody [00:13:38.680 -> 00:13:45.440]: says you just got out welcome home dog welcome home hey my boy home let's go [00:13:45.440 -> 00:13:52.280]: yeah that's right you've been gone for like five years right something like [00:13:52.280 -> 00:13:57.920]: that damn it's good to see you dog I missed you bro [00:13:57.920 -> 00:14:05.680]: oh man that's good right there that's good right there bro he skipped me dude [00:14:05.680 -> 00:14:13.320]: yeah that's funny this shit man it is he was kind of negative yeah [00:14:14.880 -> 00:14:25.660]: excuse me bitch pussy hey what you got there dog that real money that real what [00:14:25.660 -> 00:14:29.200]: you do what do you do to earn your money what do you okay a big 20 big whoop I [00:14:29.200 -> 00:14:36.680]: want to see 21 hundreds to be slightly slightly impressed let's see two grand [00:14:36.680 -> 00:14:42.680]: if you don't got two grand that's a $100 bill where's the multiples of them look [00:14:42.680 -> 00:14:49.240]: I'll see your stack it's a bunch of five and ones is fine man you'll get there you'll [00:14:49.240 -> 00:14:52.400]: get there one day it's fine you'll get you'll get your bread up it's gonna take a [00:14:52.400 -> 00:14:54.640]: while [00:15:02.120 -> 00:15:13.860]: that's what I hate bro people now I'm gonna educate you know I'm gonna educate [00:15:13.860 -> 00:15:25.660]: you what are you doing dude he's fixing the stack [00:15:26.160 -> 00:15:40.320]: you ain't got no stack 500 $500 man last time I had 500 dollars you think [00:15:40.320 -> 00:15:48.040]: that's a lot of money I've lost that times three I've lost that times three [00:15:48.040 -> 00:15:56.560]: today gambling well I'm gonna take you to make five minutes bro send me some juice [00:15:56.560 -> 00:16:05.440]: bro send me a 20 oh no I'm skipping this car I came I can't believe what the [00:16:05.440 -> 00:16:11.400]: fuck is that did you guys just see that that's a pedo shit right there it just [00:16:11.400 -> 00:16:19.400]: really links you as you need a fat-ho okay what's up Cole what's up G okay it [00:16:19.400 -> 00:16:30.000]: just links you a random random people oh my god what the fuck don't do that [00:16:30.000 -> 00:16:34.320]: bro don't do that man that's that's disturbing dog I'm streaming I'm [00:16:34.320 -> 00:16:40.560]: streaming right now that's disturbing dude you should be sorry yo whoa what [00:16:40.560 -> 00:16:45.320]: the fuck I gotta delete my vaud I think I think I got delete my vaud bro I'm [00:16:45.320 -> 00:16:50.480]: pretty sure I got delete my vaud right guys right guys yeah that's the [00:16:50.480 -> 00:16:53.400]: serving man let me let me delete my vaud I'll be back in three minutes guys [00:16:53.400 -> 00:17:00.360]: sorry about that I would delete that I'm gonna delete that just to be safe