VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/Sub only mode sorry guys !stake 2024-02-03 01_49 [86604674-sub-only-mode-sorry-guys-stake].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:04.220]: That's why all my bitches bad, they see this crazy life I have and they in awe [00:00:04.220 -> 00:00:06.420]: We gon' win, you can take the lose or draw [00:00:06.420 -> 00:00:09.460]: What I'm in, got these hoes who used to play me in they bars [00:00:09.460 -> 00:00:12.440]: We gon' take over the world while these haters gettin' mad [00:00:12.440 -> 00:00:15.340]: Take over the world while these haters gettin' mad [00:00:15.340 -> 00:00:18.340]: That's why all my bitches bad, they see this crazy life I have [00:00:18.340 -> 00:00:21.260]: Hop into the car and then we take them to the pad [00:00:21.260 -> 00:00:21.960]: It's too bad [00:00:21.960 -> 00:00:24.340]: Fucking bullshit [00:00:24.340 -> 00:00:28.000]: I'm a big ass clown doing this shit, dude [00:00:29.240 -> 00:00:30.880]: This is so stupid, dude [00:00:30.880 -> 00:00:32.380]: What are they doing? 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[00:00:34.700 -> 00:00:36.500]: I don't get this at all [00:00:36.500 -> 00:00:40.480]: This is fucking stupid as fuck [00:00:40.480 -> 00:00:47.460]: Man, fuck this shit, dude [00:00:47.460 -> 00:00:48.760]: This shit's so dumb [00:00:48.760 -> 00:00:53.420]: Fucking retarded, dude [00:00:53.420 -> 00:00:56.260]: I'm a huge ass clown doing this shit, dude [00:00:56.260 -> 00:00:57.300]: Swear to God I am [00:00:57.300 -> 00:00:58.480]: That's what I look like [00:00:58.480 -> 00:01:09.660]: Man, that guy ain't sending no money, man [00:01:09.660 -> 00:01:10.360]: Wait [00:01:10.360 -> 00:01:11.660]: Oh, shit [00:01:11.660 -> 00:01:14.940]: 25 bucks, thanks, man [00:01:14.940 -> 00:01:16.720]: Thank you very much [00:01:16.720 -> 00:01:17.400]: I thought you were trolling [00:01:17.400 -> 00:01:20.380]: I get a lot of trolls that offer me money and never send it, so [00:01:20.380 -> 00:01:25.080]: It's something, thank you, bro [00:01:25.080 -> 00:01:27.720]: I hate my life, dude [00:01:27.720 -> 00:01:36.380]: who knows what they want and how i'm gonna win or when they're gonna let me win i i don't know [00:01:36.380 -> 00:01:39.880]: it's just it's getting obnoxious at this point very evil [00:01:39.880 -> 00:01:47.500]: i do all this shit advertising and fucking is what i get [00:01:47.500 -> 00:01:54.040]: what the fuck dude is this dude i've been taking my money all day long dude wow nice [00:01:54.040 -> 00:02:24.020]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:02:24.020 -> 00:02:54.000]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:02:54.000 -> 00:03:23.980]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:03:23.980 -> 00:03:46.300]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:03:46.300 -> 00:03:47.940]: What's up, guys? 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[00:07:42.320 -> 00:07:43.820]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:07:43.820 -> 00:07:45.820]: Nah, they do on Steak.com, not on Steak.us. [00:07:45.820 -> 00:07:47.820]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:07:47.820 -> 00:07:51.820]: Parker, five subs for Numban. I have a cold, you retard. [00:07:51.820 -> 00:07:53.800]: I didn't sniff anything. You're a fucking idiot. [00:07:53.800 -> 00:07:54.460]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:07:54.460 -> 00:07:54.800]: Five subs. [00:07:54.800 -> 00:08:23.780]: ♪ music playing ♪ [00:08:23.780 -> 00:08:26.280]: *coughing* [00:08:26.280 -> 00:08:36.280]: *coughing* [00:08:36.280 -> 00:08:38.780]: *coughing* [00:08:38.780 -> 00:08:41.280]: This is a black chair. [00:08:41.280 -> 00:08:52.780]: Yeah. [00:08:52.780 -> 00:08:53.780]: *coughing* [00:08:53.780 -> 00:08:56.780]: Just keep going. [00:08:56.780 -> 00:09:02.780]: Do they have animat- they do have animated emotes on stake- or on Twi- okay, don't they? [00:09:02.780 -> 00:09:06.780]: Somebody needs to get one of me rubbing my head. We need a head rub. [00:09:06.780 -> 00:09:09.780]: I do that often, I don't know why. [00:09:09.780 -> 00:09:13.780]: Um... [00:09:13.780 -> 00:09:15.780]: I like Grape a lot. [00:09:15.780 -> 00:09:19.780]: That looks like a man's ass, doesn't it guys? Doesn't it almost? [00:09:19.780 -> 00:09:21.780]: I can't tell. [00:09:21.780 -> 00:09:22.780]: I don't really wanna know. [00:09:23.780 -> 00:09:24.780]: I don't wanna look at it anymore. [00:09:24.780 -> 00:09:31.780]: Alright. [00:09:31.780 -> 00:09:33.780]: Actually, I just did one, I'm doing it a second ago. [00:09:33.780 -> 00:09:37.780]: There you go, it should be good. [00:09:37.780 -> 00:09:40.780]: Gimme, gimme an animated one. [00:09:40.780 -> 00:09:42.780]: Favorite game on Stakejack? [00:09:42.780 -> 00:09:43.780]: Oh, I don't know, Blackjack. [00:09:43.780 -> 00:09:47.780]: Or, if we're talking like a slot, probably like... [00:09:47.780 -> 00:09:49.780]: Le Bandit. [00:09:49.780 -> 00:09:50.780]: Or Gates. [00:09:50.780 -> 00:10:01.500]: I guess she has a woman's baby. You think so? Okay, good. Yeah, it looks actually pretty decent now. [00:10:01.500 -> 00:10:06.120]: Bean Boys was juicing. Bean Boys was juicing. We should go back to Bean Boys. [00:10:06.120 -> 00:10:11.180]: Yeah, they got that on you. They got all the pragmatic hacksaw and all that shit. [00:10:11.180 -> 00:10:17.100]: Can you send me a stream friend code? Hit me up on Discord. I'll send it to you there. [00:10:18.240 -> 00:10:21.700]: I don't want to put it in the chat. It's not like a secret or anything. [00:10:21.700 -> 00:10:24.900]: Bean Boy. Bean Boy. Yeah, that shit's nice. [00:10:24.900 -> 00:10:28.860]: What color? Green or orange? [00:10:28.860 -> 00:10:36.840]: Whatever you say, G. [00:10:36.840 -> 00:10:42.320]: Oh, I don't know. [00:10:42.320 -> 00:10:46.020]: The Dark Knight, the movie? Yeah, of course. [00:10:46.020 -> 00:10:48.040]: Yeah, that's when that guy... [00:10:48.040 -> 00:10:51.680]: Guy came in that movie theater and shot everyone up dude was that when they premiered that movie? [00:10:51.680 -> 00:11:07.420]: Yeah, I'd be great coolers that'd be fantastic I'd be much appreciated [00:11:07.420 -> 00:11:19.680]: Missing something [00:11:19.680 -> 00:11:21.680]: Oh [00:11:21.680 -> 00:11:39.300]: Where the fuck [00:11:39.300 -> 00:11:44.940]: We'll have to toss me [00:11:44.940 -> 00:11:49.500]: Come on, Hale [00:11:49.500 -> 00:11:51.500]: Oh [00:11:51.500 -> 00:11:57.620]: Okay [00:11:57.620 -> 00:12:05.180]: Friends at a friend copy [00:12:05.180 -> 00:12:08.660]: There you go, bro [00:12:08.660 -> 00:12:11.780]: I have 35 friend requests. You got to tell me what your name is [00:12:11.780 -> 00:12:18.240]: I'm near [00:12:18.240 -> 00:12:20.600]: I'm near to steam. I mean, I don't know much about steam [00:12:20.600 -> 00:12:22.600]: I'm near to steam. I mean, I don't know much about steam [00:12:22.600 -> 00:12:24.600]: I'm near to steam. I mean, I don't know much about steam [00:12:24.600 -> 00:12:26.600]: I'm near to steam. I mean, I don't know much about steam [00:12:26.600 -> 00:12:56.460]: I'm going to have some teammates to see us. [00:12:56.460 -> 00:12:58.360]: I don't know what your name is though. [00:12:58.360 -> 00:12:59.360]: Oh NR1, okay. [00:12:59.360 -> 00:13:14.480]: I haven't gotten a friend request from you yet it looks like. [00:13:14.480 -> 00:13:15.480]: Oh yeah I got it. [00:13:15.480 -> 00:13:26.320]: There you go I accepted it. [00:13:26.320 -> 00:13:40.560]: It's a pretty fun game. [00:13:40.560 -> 00:13:45.080]: Hey what's this? [00:13:45.080 -> 00:13:49.260]: Did you increase the speed on it? [00:13:49.260 -> 00:13:50.260]: Did you send me more? [00:13:50.260 -> 00:13:52.260]: Who sent me 22 this time? [00:13:52.260 -> 00:13:54.180]: Oh that must be the guy from Discord. [00:13:54.180 -> 00:13:56.180]: Hold on. [00:13:56.180 -> 00:14:04.440]: It said 30. [00:14:04.440 -> 00:14:10.440]: Okay I got 22 but that's okay. [00:14:10.440 -> 00:14:12.440]: Oh yeah I know why I banned you earlier. [00:14:12.440 -> 00:14:14.440]: All I'm banning you though but damn dude. [00:14:14.440 -> 00:14:16.440]: How'd you say that? [00:14:16.440 -> 00:14:18.440]: What the fuck was that? [00:14:18.440 -> 00:14:20.440]: Welcome back bro. [00:14:20.440 -> 00:14:22.440]: Yeah I probably said Night Gypsy. [00:14:22.440 -> 00:14:24.440]: Let's see if he did a fast speed on it. [00:14:24.440 -> 00:14:26.040]: Hopefully he did. [00:14:26.040 -> 00:14:28.040]: Let's see if we can find out how much he paid for it. [00:14:28.040 -> 00:14:30.040]: Or approximately. [00:14:30.040 -> 00:14:32.040]: Now I can see exactly what he paid for it actually. [00:14:32.040 -> 00:14:36.040]: He paid $2. [00:14:36.040 -> 00:14:38.040]: It's not going to come in fast. [00:14:38.040 -> 00:14:40.040]: Damn. [00:14:40.040 -> 00:14:42.040]: I was just playing. [00:14:42.040 -> 00:14:44.040]: What did you say anyways? [00:14:44.040 -> 00:14:46.040]: Let me see what you said. [00:14:46.040 -> 00:14:48.040]: I didn't like it though. [00:14:48.040 -> 00:14:50.040]: Oh yeah I remember that. [00:14:50.040 -> 00:14:52.040]: That's not the time to say it that was all. [00:14:52.040 -> 00:14:54.040]: They were fucking being super bad right there. [00:14:54.040 -> 00:14:55.880]: Let's see if we can find out how much he paid for it. [00:14:55.880 -> 00:14:57.880]: $2. [00:14:57.880 -> 00:14:59.880]: Alright. [00:14:59.880 -> 00:15:01.880]: You're good bro. [00:15:01.880 -> 00:15:03.880]: Welcome back G. [00:15:03.880 -> 00:15:05.880]: Thank you for the juicer. [00:15:05.880 -> 00:15:07.880]: Are you from Canadian? [00:15:07.880 -> 00:15:09.880]: Are you from Canada? [00:15:09.880 -> 00:15:11.880]: You're from Canada aren't you? [00:15:11.880 -> 00:15:13.880]: Are you from Canada? [00:15:13.880 -> 00:15:15.880]: Are you from Canada? [00:15:15.880 -> 00:15:17.880]: Are you from Canadi- [00:15:17.880 -> 00:15:19.880]: Yes he is. [00:15:19.880 -> 00:15:21.880]: No wonder he said $30. [00:15:21.880 -> 00:15:23.880]: Because that's $30 Canadian. [00:15:23.880 -> 00:15:33.720]: that makes sense yeah I have been to can actually Toronto Chris Isaac yeah I can [00:15:33.720 -> 00:15:37.040]: yeah what's the song called [00:15:37.040 -> 00:15:50.620]: Chris Isaac look at game cricket games I don't drink I just don't I'm fun to be [00:15:50.620 -> 00:15:58.360]: around when i drink though you guys would like when i start bro it's like anything i get really [00:15:58.360 -> 00:16:07.560]: addicted and can't stop i don't want to be addicted to alcohol all right 100 million on [00:16:07.560 -> 00:16:14.620]: here or 1 million on here gc style and oh it's gonna eat just like that see no way you just [00:16:14.620 -> 00:16:18.860]: click it long enough and all your money's gone watch this you click it enough times it's gone [00:16:18.860 -> 00:16:21.400]: Slowly but surely [00:16:21.400 -> 00:16:23.140]: There it is [00:16:23.140 -> 00:16:23.600]: Yes [00:16:23.600 -> 00:16:24.660]: Lost it all [00:16:24.660 -> 00:16:25.840]: Let's fucking go [00:16:25.840 -> 00:16:27.120]: Love it [00:16:27.120 -> 00:16:30.220]: Sorry guys [00:16:30.220 -> 00:16:31.380]: I'm being kind of negative tonight [00:16:31.380 -> 00:16:36.100]: Yeah I'm not a fan of this [00:16:36.100 -> 00:16:36.620]: Sorry guys [00:16:36.620 -> 00:16:37.780]: Not my style but [00:16:37.780 -> 00:16:39.800]: Niagara Falls [00:16:39.800 -> 00:16:41.720]: I went to Canada when I was a kid [00:16:41.720 -> 00:16:44.260]: Oh yeah? [00:16:44.260 -> 00:16:45.160]: Oh alright [00:16:45.160 -> 00:16:45.880]: Awesome [00:16:45.880 -> 00:16:47.940]: I sound like I'm fucking [00:16:47.940 -> 00:16:49.680]: Like a restaurant [00:16:49.680 -> 00:16:51.340]: Listen to this [00:16:51.340 -> 00:16:53.280]: I feel like I'm sitting in a restaurant [00:16:53.280 -> 00:16:58.200]: No way [00:16:58.200 -> 00:16:59.060]: If we're gonna listen to [00:16:59.060 -> 00:16:59.540]: Country [00:16:59.540 -> 00:17:00.900]: You gotta listen to the guy I know [00:17:00.900 -> 00:17:02.700]: Well I haven't actually met him [00:17:02.700 -> 00:17:04.060]: But he's my uncle's best friend [00:17:04.060 -> 00:17:05.760]: Listen to this [00:17:05.760 -> 00:17:07.260]: This is my uncle's best friend [00:17:07.260 -> 00:17:10.260]: This song has 9.2 million views on it [00:17:10.260 -> 00:17:11.880]: They grew up together [00:17:11.880 -> 00:17:13.800]: Played football and baseball together [00:17:13.800 -> 00:17:14.840]: Football and baseball [00:17:14.840 -> 00:17:16.240]: Listen [00:17:16.240 -> 00:17:17.920]: There's a real country singer right here [00:17:17.920 -> 00:17:18.400]: Motherfucker [00:17:18.400 -> 00:17:18.960]: Right here [00:17:18.960 -> 00:17:21.740]: Yeah [00:17:21.740 -> 00:17:23.360]: Yup [00:17:23.360 -> 00:17:26.700]: Mailman bringing in [00:17:26.700 -> 00:17:27.720]: Pick up bills [00:17:27.720 -> 00:17:29.280]: Overdue [00:17:29.280 -> 00:17:30.560]: There's a tune [00:17:30.560 -> 00:17:32.340]: Listen to this one Black Tank Brian [00:17:32.340 -> 00:17:36.220]: A quick shower [00:17:36.220 -> 00:17:39.500]: The milk's gone sour [00:17:39.500 -> 00:17:42.440]: Makes you laugh [00:17:42.440 -> 00:17:44.980]: Phil Vassar [00:17:44.980 -> 00:17:46.340]: Yup [00:17:46.340 -> 00:17:46.820]: Just wrote [00:17:46.820 -> 00:17:47.220]: Dude [00:17:47.220 -> 00:17:47.900]: My uncle's best friend [00:17:47.900 -> 00:17:49.580]: uncle's best friends with Phil Vassar. [00:17:49.580 -> 00:17:51.960]: This is not your uncle. [00:17:51.960 -> 00:17:57.580]: Phil Vassar, just another day in paradise. [00:17:57.580 -> 00:18:02.540]: So nice. [00:18:02.540 -> 00:18:04.960]: Just another day in paradise. [00:18:04.960 -> 00:18:07.320]: He's got a bunch of bangers, dude. [00:18:07.320 -> 00:18:10.380]: He's got a bunch of bangers. [00:18:10.380 -> 00:18:13.900]: It's not my thing either, bro, [00:18:13.900 -> 00:18:15.780]: but I like Phil Vassar. Don't get me wrong. [00:18:15.780 -> 00:18:16.820]: I like Phil Vassar. [00:18:16.820 -> 00:18:26.980]: I'm trying to keep a straight face. [00:18:26.980 -> 00:18:28.300]: We got this. [00:18:28.300 -> 00:18:30.440]: Hang in there, guys. [00:18:30.440 -> 00:18:35.020]: He's good, Blackjack Ryan. [00:18:35.020 -> 00:18:39.700]: Because of you, I gambled the rent. [00:18:39.700 -> 00:18:41.560]: It's not because of me. [00:18:41.560 -> 00:18:42.820]: Don't be a fucking pussy. [00:18:42.820 -> 00:18:45.220]: I didn't force you to do nothing. [00:18:45.220 -> 00:18:47.520]: I'm sorry. [00:18:47.520 -> 00:18:49.060]: That's, uh, yeah. [00:18:49.060 -> 00:18:50.780]: Uh-oh. [00:18:50.780 -> 00:18:53.460]: Six-pack summer. [00:18:53.460 -> 00:18:55.980]: Oh, I'll play his best song. [00:18:55.980 -> 00:18:56.420]: How about that? [00:18:56.420 -> 00:18:57.380]: I'll play his best song. [00:18:57.380 -> 00:18:58.680]: We'll move on from the country music. [00:18:58.680 -> 00:19:01.200]: American Child is his best song. [00:19:01.200 -> 00:19:05.560]: Thank God I'm an American child. [00:19:05.560 -> 00:19:06.500]: That's good, too, right here. [00:19:06.500 -> 00:19:12.140]: Right here. [00:19:12.140 -> 00:19:13.120]: Phil Vassar, American Child. [00:19:13.120 -> 00:19:15.920]: Thank God I'm an American child. [00:19:15.920 -> 00:19:17.120]: They're calling it crap. [00:19:17.120 -> 00:19:18.200]: Shut up and get lit. [00:19:18.200 -> 00:19:21.020]: Tech, can you play any instruments? [00:19:21.020 -> 00:19:22.800]: I can't. [00:19:22.800 -> 00:19:23.420]: Not really. [00:19:23.420 -> 00:19:24.380]: Never really wanted to learn. [00:19:24.380 -> 00:19:25.800]: I always wanted to learn, like, guitar, [00:19:25.800 -> 00:19:26.800]: but I never really got to it. [00:19:26.800 -> 00:19:28.500]: Not, like, patient enough. [00:19:28.500 -> 00:19:30.100]: I know I could learn something like that [00:19:30.100 -> 00:19:30.700]: if I wanted to, though. [00:19:30.700 -> 00:19:32.140]: My dad's a beast at guitar. [00:19:32.140 -> 00:19:33.180]: He's amazing. [00:19:33.180 -> 00:19:37.320]: My dad's one of the best finger-picking guitarists I know. [00:19:37.320 -> 00:19:38.740]: He finger picks. [00:19:38.740 -> 00:19:40.700]: He doesn't use a pick. [00:19:40.700 -> 00:19:42.620]: He uses his fingers, and he's a beast like that. [00:19:42.620 -> 00:19:43.620]: He's a legend. [00:19:43.620 -> 00:19:45.560]: Did you hear my dad can play guitar guys? [00:19:45.560 -> 00:19:48.260]: He's crazy at it. [00:19:48.260 -> 00:19:49.260]: You playing finger picking? [00:19:49.260 -> 00:19:50.260]: Hell yeah. [00:19:50.260 -> 00:19:51.260]: Alright. [00:19:51.260 -> 00:19:52.260]: Haha that's perfect. [00:19:52.260 -> 00:19:53.260]: In the yard. [00:19:53.260 -> 00:19:54.260]: Go really far. [00:19:54.260 -> 00:20:05.860]: Guys what do you guys think of this as a new emote? [00:20:05.860 -> 00:20:06.860]: Head rub. [00:20:06.860 -> 00:20:07.860]: Head rub right here. [00:20:07.860 -> 00:20:10.860]: We gotta get that. [00:20:10.860 -> 00:20:11.860]: Haha. [00:20:11.860 -> 00:20:18.860]: I don't know how to download it though. [00:20:18.860 -> 00:20:19.860]: It's not an image. [00:20:19.860 -> 00:20:23.020]: It just says it's an image. [00:20:23.020 -> 00:20:25.420]: An American Child. [00:20:25.420 -> 00:20:29.000]: It works. [00:20:29.000 -> 00:20:30.000]: Okay UG. [00:20:30.000 -> 00:20:31.000]: Alright. [00:20:31.000 -> 00:20:33.000]: Does that work? [00:20:33.000 -> 00:20:39.100]: Does that work right there where I sent you? [00:20:39.100 -> 00:20:40.820]: What's up Jermon? [00:20:40.820 -> 00:20:58.660]: I'm as it goes all right yeah no cap though my uncle's best friends with that guy is just playing [00:20:58.660 -> 00:21:03.180]: he is best friend of me been friends with him since he was a kid they played sports together [00:21:03.180 -> 00:21:09.820]: growing up and they still get together on weekends and drinking stuff my uncle drinks his ass off [00:21:09.820 -> 00:21:13.940]: didn't did that's a cool side of the family [00:21:13.940 -> 00:21:24.120]: record your dad playing for us I can do that I can do that night just yeah you'd like it [00:21:24.120 -> 00:21:28.240]: probably he can sing too no cap I don't like listening to my dad sing because it's a little [00:21:28.240 -> 00:21:34.240]: weird but he's a great singer and people people like his singing I always have [00:21:34.240 -> 00:21:39.800]: my brother not well my brother sings but [00:21:39.800 -> 00:21:45.640]: I wouldn't say it's as good as my dad let's just say that no offense Andrew [00:21:45.640 -> 00:21:47.380]: you're listening you're probably not [00:21:47.380 -> 00:21:56.860]: I'm gonna tell you guys a story about my brother it's an embarrassing story that he probably [00:21:56.860 -> 00:22:02.200]: wouldn't like me like me sharing well with that being said this one time I was sitting in the [00:22:02.200 -> 00:22:05.480]: living room with me and my parents it was me and my parents and we were sitting in there just [00:22:05.480 -> 00:22:09.700]: chilling in the living room back where I used to live in Williamsburg and my brother comes in a lot [00:22:09.700 -> 00:22:13.600]: of y'all have heard this story my brother comes in uh I think he just got out of school I think I [00:22:13.600 -> 00:22:17.780]: was home earlier than him for some reason he gets home from school walks in with his shorts on [00:22:17.780 -> 00:22:23.120]: and a turd falls right out of his shorts and we all start laughing dude and we're like what the [00:22:23.120 -> 00:22:29.180]: fuck is that what is that and he's like it's chocolate from lunch I swear it's chocolate [00:22:29.180 -> 00:22:34.320]: from lunch and we are laughing so hard and you're not gonna believe what happened next [00:22:34.320 -> 00:22:39.640]: my dog goes up and fucking eats it I swear to god my dog went [00:22:39.640 -> 00:22:44.380]: up and ate his fucking turd and that just made it even worse it was just the nastiest thing I've [00:22:44.380 -> 00:22:49.580]: ever seen in my life he finally he finally admitted that it was it was a turd but my dog [00:22:49.580 -> 00:22:55.340]: not my dog trapper my old dog he max went up and just fucking ate a turd a human turd it's [00:22:55.340 -> 00:23:00.920]: disgusting very gross and uh my brother yeah walked in and turd fell out of his shorts [00:23:00.920 -> 00:23:09.260]: no trapper trapper don't eat turds [00:23:09.260 -> 00:23:17.140]: whoever knows better that's a true story i want to tell you guys another story that really freaks [00:23:17.140 -> 00:23:22.140]: me out to this day me and my brother used to sleep in the same room we had a bunk bed i had to sleep [00:23:22.140 -> 00:23:26.000]: up top because he was a bitch and made me sleep up top because he was the older brother or whatever [00:23:26.000 -> 00:23:31.800]: yeah whatever fuck you so anyways we asked each other a question i can't remember what the question [00:23:31.800 -> 00:23:36.400]: was exactly but listen to this there was we had this cat dog toy you remember you guys remember [00:23:36.400 -> 00:23:39.900]: the show cat dog i'll show you guys if you don't remember you guys probably remember this show if [00:23:39.900 -> 00:23:46.720]: you're old enough that is called cat dog hey that broski thanks for that one month thank you for [00:23:46.720 -> 00:23:51.460]: this one month welcome to the sub only chat it's called cat dog we had a toy a toy of that that [00:23:51.460 -> 00:23:57.120]: when you twist it it would it would uh say things out loud and uh we hadn't touched it in hours it [00:23:57.120 -> 00:24:01.860]: was in the closet we hadn't touched it in hours and my brother and my brother asked me hey how [00:24:01.860 -> 00:24:06.380]: was your day austin and then the fucking cat dog toy said pretty good and we both [00:24:06.380 -> 00:24:12.180]: were like what the fuck and we went we booked it downstairs me and my brother trying to explain [00:24:12.180 -> 00:24:16.700]: this to my parents and they're like what are you talking about we're like i swear we were like we [00:24:16.700 -> 00:24:22.860]: swear to god that thing's answered our question we hadn't touched it in hours it was still so weird [00:24:22.860 -> 00:24:26.060]: to this day because it only did it one time and it was right after he asked me the question [00:24:26.060 -> 00:24:30.100]: i'll never forget that and my brother can remember my brother can vouch for that that story [00:24:30.100 -> 00:24:36.360]: very true very scary burn it i'm sure we threw it out i'm okay but [00:24:36.360 -> 00:24:39.260]: i can't remember what we did with it and i just even we probably burned it or something [00:24:39.260 -> 00:24:42.620]: yeah it was scary [00:24:42.620 -> 00:24:51.480]: no he wasn't no he wasn't he he still gets chills from it too when i tell him the story and bring [00:24:51.480 -> 00:24:55.720]: the story up to him he was not it was in the closet the toy was in the closet you have to [00:24:55.720 -> 00:25:00.300]: twist it to make it say something we didn't twist that motherfucker that shit was came out of nowhere [00:25:00.300 -> 00:25:04.700]: from the closet yeah that's a good story yeah [00:25:04.700 -> 00:25:13.640]: there's another one we were at this store called wool rich i'd be surprised if someone in the chat [00:25:13.640 -> 00:25:17.920]: knows what wool rich is maybe someone's from pennsylvania area and might know what wool rich is [00:25:17.920 -> 00:25:25.120]: anybody know what wool rich is wool w-o-o-l-r-i-c-h [00:25:25.120 -> 00:25:31.820]: you're from hershey what the fuck dude i'm 30 minutes from there well i used to live 30 minutes [00:25:31.820 -> 00:25:34.080]: from hershey right outside of harrisburg [00:25:34.080 -> 00:25:37.740]: Woolworths? No, Woolrich [00:25:37.740 -> 00:25:42.000]: Me and my little brother used to start fires in the basement [00:25:42.000 -> 00:25:42.660]: God damn [00:25:42.660 -> 00:25:44.100]: That's terrible [00:25:44.100 -> 00:25:46.180]: We've talked about this [00:25:46.180 -> 00:25:48.740]: Have we? Oh [00:25:48.740 -> 00:25:51.380]: What's up, Pear? [00:25:51.380 -> 00:25:53.960]: No, it's like a clothing [00:25:53.960 -> 00:25:55.480]: Yeah, it's like a clothing brand, yeah [00:25:55.480 -> 00:25:56.920]: Clothing brand, yeah [00:25:56.920 -> 00:25:59.040]: And they have like furniture and stuff too sometimes [00:25:59.040 -> 00:26:00.580]: Like Woolrich [00:26:00.580 -> 00:26:03.020]: I think they might have went out of shop [00:26:03.020 -> 00:26:04.900]: They have like really nice stuff, dude [00:26:04.900 -> 00:26:06.260]: Like their stuff is expensive [00:26:06.260 -> 00:26:09.140]: You want to get this Woolrich coat? This shit's gonna be like fucking [00:26:09.140 -> 00:26:11.320]: I'm saying like $87, bro [00:26:11.320 -> 00:26:12.740]: Like, it's just gonna be expensive [00:26:12.740 -> 00:26:17.780]: That's not even Woolrich brand, hold on [00:26:17.780 -> 00:26:19.560]: See, I think they went out of business [00:26:19.560 -> 00:26:20.300]: Anyways [00:26:20.300 -> 00:26:23.180]: It isn't even that funny, but fucking there was a song [00:26:23.180 -> 00:26:24.800]: It goes [00:26:24.800 -> 00:26:26.600]: I'm walking on sunshine [00:26:26.600 -> 00:26:29.120]: You guys remember that? [00:26:29.120 -> 00:26:31.380]: You can play it out loud in the store [00:26:31.380 -> 00:26:32.800]: Yeah [00:26:32.800 -> 00:26:33.920]: And [00:26:33.920 -> 00:26:36.040]: You guys know that song? [00:26:36.040 -> 00:26:37.400]: Well, my dumb ass [00:26:37.400 -> 00:26:39.180]: I used to be like really like ballsy [00:26:39.180 -> 00:26:40.880]: You could still say I'm a ballsy person [00:26:40.880 -> 00:26:42.140]: I do things that are [00:26:42.140 -> 00:26:44.820]: Most people wouldn't do [00:26:44.820 -> 00:26:47.460]: Like doing all in over and over [00:26:47.460 -> 00:26:48.980]: Like I do gambling or something like that [00:26:48.980 -> 00:26:51.500]: Or in public saying some off the wall shit to people [00:26:51.500 -> 00:26:52.700]: That are random strangers [00:26:52.700 -> 00:26:55.420]: Well, at the chorus of this song [00:26:55.420 -> 00:26:57.840]: I yelled out as loud as I could [00:26:57.840 -> 00:26:59.540]: And when the chorus comes on [00:26:59.540 -> 00:27:01.220]: Instead of saying [00:27:01.220 -> 00:27:01.960]: There's poop on my [00:27:01.960 -> 00:27:02.760]: Instead of saying [00:27:02.760 -> 00:27:04.460]: I'm walking on sunshine [00:27:04.460 -> 00:27:05.780]: I don't know why [00:27:05.780 -> 00:27:06.920]: But I yelled out [00:27:06.920 -> 00:27:09.260]: There's poop on my salad [00:27:09.260 -> 00:27:10.400]: Yeah [00:27:10.400 -> 00:27:12.960]: And I yelled it so loud [00:27:12.960 -> 00:27:15.820]: And my parents were at the other side of the fucking store [00:27:15.820 -> 00:27:17.240]: And they fucking [00:27:17.240 -> 00:27:19.200]: They fucking started laughing [00:27:19.200 -> 00:27:20.760]: They started laughing their ass off [00:27:20.760 -> 00:27:23.300]: And me and my brother all that week [00:27:23.300 -> 00:27:24.340]: Would not stop singing [00:27:24.340 -> 00:27:25.640]: There's poop on my salad, bro [00:27:25.640 -> 00:27:28.660]: My parents started laughing on the other side of the store, bro [00:27:28.660 -> 00:27:29.740]: I yelled it [00:27:29.740 -> 00:27:30.140]: And people [00:27:30.140 -> 00:27:31.920]: There was random strangers that were laughing [00:27:31.920 -> 00:27:33.440]: Yeah, it's weird [00:27:33.440 -> 00:27:35.580]: It's just very strange for me to think of something like that [00:27:35.580 -> 00:27:36.880]: But I just thought of that randomly [00:27:36.880 -> 00:27:39.280]: And there's something I'll just never [00:27:39.280 -> 00:27:40.600]: It's one of those things you'll never forget [00:27:40.600 -> 00:27:43.160]: I could call my brother and ask him [00:27:43.160 -> 00:27:44.200]: Put him on speakerphone and say [00:27:44.200 -> 00:27:45.480]: Andrew, you remember poop on my salad? [00:27:45.480 -> 00:27:47.000]: He'd say, yep, Woolrich [00:27:47.000 -> 00:27:49.160]: Yep, Woolrich [00:27:49.160 -> 00:27:49.920]: I remember [00:27:49.920 -> 00:27:57.000]: I don't know why I said it [00:27:57.000 -> 00:27:58.000]: This is a random story [00:27:58.000 -> 00:28:00.240]: I'm weird as fuck, yeah [00:28:00.240 -> 00:28:01.580]: Shelby, what the fuck? [00:28:01.880 -> 00:28:02.420]: Shelby? [00:28:02.420 -> 00:28:04.660]: Where the fuck have you been at? [00:28:04.660 -> 00:28:06.780]: I might be weird, but at least I'm not a stranger [00:28:06.780 -> 00:28:08.320]: No, I'm just kidding, bro [00:28:08.320 -> 00:28:10.060]: Where the fuck have you been at, dude? [00:28:10.060 -> 00:28:10.720]: Goddamn [00:28:10.720 -> 00:28:12.280]: I didn't even see your name in the chat [00:28:12.280 -> 00:28:12.980]: I didn't register [00:28:12.980 -> 00:28:15.460]: Shelby is a goddamn legend, guys [00:28:15.460 -> 00:28:18.800]: He is a big, big sub-donor of mine [00:28:18.800 -> 00:28:19.920]: He's been around for years [00:28:19.920 -> 00:28:22.640]: And most people leave and start to hate me after a year or two [00:28:22.640 -> 00:28:24.420]: So that's very surprising that he's still around [00:28:24.420 -> 00:28:25.720]: Tells my boy Shelby [00:28:25.720 -> 00:28:29.200]: He has 514 subs on Twitch [00:28:29.200 -> 00:28:30.560]: Look at that, guys [00:28:30.560 -> 00:28:31.580]: That's an OG [00:28:31.580 -> 00:28:31.840]: Right? [00:28:31.840 -> 00:28:33.640]: He's got the OG badge, founder badge, too [00:28:33.640 -> 00:28:34.140]: You see that? [00:28:34.140 -> 00:28:35.760]: One of my first subs on kick [00:28:35.760 -> 00:28:37.680]: I know, Repos [00:28:37.680 -> 00:28:40.640]: Well, I hate you, but I haven't left [00:28:40.640 -> 00:28:41.640]: Fuck you [00:28:41.640 -> 00:28:45.240]: No, I haven't even been streaming that long, weed boys [00:28:45.240 -> 00:28:46.040]: Nice try, buddy [00:28:46.040 -> 00:28:46.860]: Six years [00:28:46.860 -> 00:28:48.860]: A year longer than I've even been streaming [00:28:48.860 -> 00:28:55.980]: Hey, hey, oh, sorry [00:28:55.980 -> 00:28:57.180]: AverageToker, sorry [00:28:57.180 -> 00:28:58.200]: Thank you for the gifted sub [00:28:58.200 -> 00:28:59.480]: I was in the middle of thinking of something [00:28:59.480 -> 00:29:00.960]: Thank you very much for the gifted sub [00:29:00.960 -> 00:29:01.680]: You're a goddamn beast [00:29:01.680 -> 00:29:02.180]: Thank you, brother [00:29:02.180 -> 00:29:05.340]: Oh, from, oh, really? [00:29:05.340 -> 00:29:08.180]: Oh, you must know me from before I started streaming then [00:29:08.180 -> 00:29:09.640]: Oh, yeah, that makes sense then, yeah [00:29:09.640 -> 00:29:11.040]: That could be possible [00:29:11.040 -> 00:29:13.940]: Very impressive subs on Twitch, though, huh? [00:29:13.940 -> 00:29:16.140]: I was on there for four weeks, or four months [00:29:16.140 -> 00:29:17.060]: Four years, though [00:29:17.060 -> 00:29:18.140]: Four weeks, four months [00:29:18.140 -> 00:29:19.420]: What's up, Oz? [00:29:19.420 -> 00:29:21.240]: Look, I got 25.9k on there [00:29:21.240 -> 00:29:25.940]: I've gotten 15k in the last two months on kick [00:29:25.940 -> 00:29:27.700]: Maybe two and a half months [00:29:27.700 -> 00:29:28.580]: Isn't that fucking crazy? [00:29:28.580 -> 00:29:29.840]: I'm straight blowing up, Shelby [00:29:29.840 -> 00:29:30.680]: It's crazy, bro [00:29:30.680 -> 00:29:31.540]: All these haters [00:29:31.540 -> 00:29:32.340]: Hate videos of me [00:29:32.340 -> 00:29:33.080]: And me raging [00:29:33.080 -> 00:29:35.200]: Are actually bringing me way more success [00:29:35.200 -> 00:29:36.300]: Than I thought I'd ever have [00:29:36.300 -> 00:29:38.860]: I have 2,100 subs, dude [00:29:38.860 -> 00:29:39.960]: Look at my sub count, Shelby [00:29:39.960 -> 00:29:41.180]: That's all natural [00:29:41.180 -> 00:29:42.320]: You know I don't bait subs [00:29:42.320 -> 00:29:44.860]: That's all raw sub count [00:29:44.860 -> 00:29:49.480]: I should, Pat, you're right [00:29:49.480 -> 00:29:50.980]: Or once a week, even [00:29:50.980 -> 00:29:52.280]: Sorry, video gaming out [00:29:52.280 -> 00:29:56.940]: Yeah, I was, like, number 67 on kick [00:29:56.940 -> 00:29:58.340]: For hours watching last month [00:29:58.340 -> 00:29:59.840]: That's crazy to think about [00:30:01.400 -> 00:30:06.900]: that's right we got time to grow more room to grow as well [00:30:06.900 -> 00:30:14.460]: dude it's $25 taking dude come on bitcoin you can do it you can do it [00:30:14.460 -> 00:30:22.640]: what's that guy's name you know i am he's in all of adam's day he's in all of adam's day [00:30:22.640 -> 00:30:29.420]: you can do it come on bitcoin you can do it [00:30:29.420 -> 00:30:32.960]: All night long [00:30:32.960 -> 00:30:36.380]: He's in all of Adam Sandler's movies [00:30:36.380 -> 00:30:37.060]: If y'all didn't know [00:30:37.060 -> 00:30:39.660]: He's in like every one of them almost [00:30:39.660 -> 00:30:40.660]: They're best friends [00:30:40.660 -> 00:30:46.320]: Adam Sandler's a goat [00:30:46.320 -> 00:30:47.760]: Type of one if you like Adam Sandler [00:30:47.760 -> 00:30:52.120]: That's Rob Schneider [00:30:52.120 -> 00:30:54.100]: But I'm talking about Adam Sandler now [00:30:54.100 -> 00:30:59.180]: I've always liked Adam Sandler [00:30:59.180 -> 00:31:02.740]: Oh thank you very much Night Gypsy [00:31:02.740 -> 00:31:05.480]: I know [00:31:05.480 -> 00:31:07.840]: Oh he sucker punched that old man [00:31:07.840 -> 00:31:10.140]: Watch him he gets his ass kicked [00:31:10.140 -> 00:31:10.440]: Watch [00:31:10.440 -> 00:31:11.420]: You don't like him dirty? [00:31:11.420 -> 00:31:12.360]: Why not? [00:31:12.360 -> 00:31:18.580]: Man if that was real [00:31:18.580 -> 00:31:20.060]: This old man starts beating your ass [00:31:20.060 -> 00:31:25.080]: God damn [00:31:25.080 -> 00:31:26.660]: Not much man [00:31:26.660 -> 00:31:28.940]: Little bit I'll play LMS here and there [00:31:28.940 -> 00:31:30.900]: I've gotten way better at it [00:31:30.900 -> 00:31:31.620]: I'd say [00:31:31.620 -> 00:31:34.800]: I'm not amazing [00:31:34.800 -> 00:31:35.940]: I still die all the time [00:31:35.940 -> 00:31:37.640]: The alligator oh yeah [00:31:37.640 -> 00:31:40.820]: Oh shit guys [00:31:40.820 -> 00:31:41.920]: There's a good song [00:31:41.920 -> 00:31:43.920]: I'll play a quick LMS game I guess [00:31:43.920 -> 00:31:47.400]: I'll see [00:31:47.400 -> 00:31:49.280]: I'll show you what I can do in LMS [00:31:49.280 -> 00:31:49.860]: Shelby [00:31:49.860 -> 00:31:51.440]: It's for you my boy [00:31:51.440 -> 00:31:52.800]: Quick dub [00:31:52.800 -> 00:31:57.420]: Here's my Iron Man stats right here [00:31:57.420 -> 00:31:58.080]: By the way Shelby [00:31:58.080 -> 00:31:58.820]: I play my Iron Man [00:31:58.820 -> 00:31:58.920]: If you don't know what I'm talking about [00:31:58.920 -> 00:31:59.440]: If I do play [00:31:59.440 -> 00:32:04.720]: In the moonlight [00:32:04.720 -> 00:32:06.780]: Before you go into the game [00:32:06.780 -> 00:32:07.340]: Yeah what up [00:32:07.340 -> 00:32:11.940]: Oh that's alright dude [00:32:11.940 -> 00:32:12.500]: I appreciate this [00:32:12.500 -> 00:32:13.400]: I still appreciate the [00:32:13.400 -> 00:32:16.160]: I appreciate the fucking juicer dude [00:32:16.160 -> 00:32:17.660]: It's still a fucking donut bro [00:32:17.660 -> 00:32:19.060]: No matter how long it takes [00:32:19.060 -> 00:32:22.500]: I'm gonna go for this guy [00:32:22.500 -> 00:32:25.240]: You got to taste my fucking wrath buddy [00:32:25.240 -> 00:32:32.620]: I don't need no Smith and Wesson [00:32:32.620 -> 00:32:41.240]: Oh the bar [00:32:41.240 -> 00:32:42.540]: He just didn't eat fast enough [00:32:42.540 -> 00:32:47.260]: Juice is juice yeah [00:32:47.260 -> 00:32:48.700]: It is dude [00:32:48.700 -> 00:32:58.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:32:58.700 -> 00:33:08.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:08.700 -> 00:33:18.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:18.700 -> 00:33:28.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:28.700 -> 00:33:34.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:34.700 -> 00:33:36.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:36.700 -> 00:33:37.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:37.700 -> 00:33:38.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:38.700 -> 00:33:40.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:40.700 -> 00:33:42.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:42.700 -> 00:33:44.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:44.700 -> 00:33:46.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:46.700 -> 00:33:48.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:48.700 -> 00:33:50.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:50.700 -> 00:33:52.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:52.700 -> 00:33:54.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:54.700 -> 00:33:56.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:56.700 -> 00:33:58.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:33:58.700 -> 00:34:00.700]: I WALKED INTO IT BITCH SIT BITCH [00:34:00.700 -> 00:34:02.700]: SIT PUSSY [00:34:02.700 -> 00:34:04.700]: I'LL SEE YA LATER BUDDY [00:34:04.700 -> 00:34:06.700]: I HAD THE CONTROL KEY [00:34:06.700 -> 00:34:08.700]: AND I STARTED WALKING INTO THAT MOTHERFUCKER [00:34:08.700 -> 00:34:10.700]: STILL KILLED HIM [00:34:10.700 -> 00:34:12.700]: WHAT A NUDE [00:34:12.700 -> 00:34:18.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:34:18.700 -> 00:34:20.700]: ROLLED HIM [00:34:20.700 -> 00:34:22.700]: HE HAD A LITTLE PANC ATTACK [00:34:22.700 -> 00:34:24.700]: OH SHE'S COMING OVER TO MELEE [00:34:24.700 -> 00:34:26.700]: WHAT DO I DO [00:34:26.700 -> 00:34:28.700]: DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT PAY MELEE MOTHERFUCKER [00:34:28.700 -> 00:34:30.700]: AND I'LL BE GOOD [00:34:30.700 -> 00:34:32.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:34:32.700 -> 00:34:34.700]: ♪♪♪♪♪ [00:34:34.700 -> 00:34:36.700]: THAT WAS MR. SMITH HE WAS NOT HAPPY [00:34:36.700 -> 00:34:38.700]: OH WE GOT A LITTLE CONTESTANT HERE [00:34:38.700 -> 00:34:39.980]: Keep running for us. [00:34:39.980 -> 00:34:45.920]: What? [00:34:45.920 -> 00:34:51.760]: Come on, pussy. [00:34:51.760 -> 00:34:54.500]: Are you fucking kidding me? [00:34:54.500 -> 00:34:56.500]: Come on. [00:34:56.500 -> 00:35:26.440]: Fuck, fuck. [00:35:26.440 -> 00:35:26.480]: Fuck. [00:35:26.480 -> 00:35:28.480]: Fuck. [00:35:28.480 -> 00:35:56.420]: Fuck. [00:35:56.420 -> 00:35:56.440]: Fuck. [00:35:56.440 -> 00:35:56.460]: Fuck. [00:35:56.460 -> 00:35:58.460]: Fuck. [00:35:58.460 -> 00:36:11.100]: Oh, click him. [00:36:26.400 -> 00:36:28.400]: Fuck. [00:36:56.340 -> 00:36:58.040]: We ain't here to get you, get this design [00:36:58.040 -> 00:36:59.720]: I like the clean flavor from the air [00:36:59.720 -> 00:37:01.740]: Whatever you act, run as MCs [00:37:01.740 -> 00:37:03.700]: Who's living fake, fortunate writing styles [00:37:03.700 -> 00:37:05.680]: No well done, but never great, strike bright [00:37:05.680 -> 00:37:07.800]: We live in thousands, just me, I live on the top [00:37:07.800 -> 00:37:10.640]: Ain't done no capers, straight ahead as a cotton shaver [00:37:10.640 -> 00:37:12.820]: You try to flow it, but you're still a rhyme again [00:37:12.820 -> 00:37:15.240]: Sure you get popped, to bust the writing rhymes [00:37:15.240 -> 00:37:17.160]: And get popped, you gotta keep it real [00:37:17.160 -> 00:37:18.740]: Cause for some, it's all they got to do [00:37:18.740 -> 00:37:20.400]: One love, two on the boots, we all know [00:37:20.400 -> 00:37:21.360]: We'll never stop [00:37:21.360 -> 00:37:39.220]: Are you fucking kidding me, dude? [00:37:39.220 -> 00:37:40.340]: No way, man [00:37:40.340 -> 00:37:41.220]: What? [00:37:41.220 -> 00:37:43.260]: I'd love to see the PV tracker on that, dude [00:37:43.260 -> 00:37:45.640]: Wow, unbelievable [00:37:45.640 -> 00:37:46.780]: That's why I don't play much [00:37:46.780 -> 00:37:48.240]: I always lose [00:37:48.240 -> 00:37:50.700]: First with the fucking 75 hosts [00:37:50.700 -> 00:37:51.340]: My fucking boy [00:37:51.340 -> 00:37:52.360]: Let's fucking go [00:37:52.360 -> 00:37:53.660]: Thank you very much, bro [00:37:53.660 -> 00:37:54.540]: Let's fucking get it [00:37:54.540 -> 00:37:56.780]: Appreciate the 75 viewer hosts, man [00:37:56.780 -> 00:37:57.300]: Appreciate it [00:37:57.300 -> 00:37:58.040]: How was your stream, dude? [00:37:58.040 -> 00:38:00.280]: Let's fucking go [00:38:00.280 -> 00:38:01.420]: Where's this Bitcoin at, dude? [00:38:01.420 -> 00:38:02.420]: It's lagging [00:38:02.420 -> 00:38:04.580]: Try slacking behind, bro [00:38:04.580 -> 00:38:07.000]: It's okay, though [00:38:07.000 -> 00:38:13.820]: Thank you for the hosts, man [00:38:13.820 -> 00:38:14.660]: How was your stream, bro? [00:38:14.660 -> 00:38:16.200]: The chat's moving a little slow [00:38:16.200 -> 00:38:17.160]: I got sub only mode on [00:38:17.160 -> 00:38:17.680]: Are you subbed? [00:38:17.680 -> 00:38:18.160]: Maybe not [00:38:18.160 -> 00:38:20.560]: Alright [00:38:20.560 -> 00:38:22.680]: What's up, everybody? [00:38:22.680 -> 00:38:30.240]: What's up, everybody? [00:38:30.240 -> 00:38:31.900]: How's everybody doing? [00:38:31.900 -> 00:38:36.300]: Oh, shit [00:38:36.300 -> 00:38:57.400]: Yeah, that's dope [00:38:57.400 -> 00:38:58.680]: Ferbs and beats for that [00:38:58.680 -> 00:39:01.800]: Alright, you got a 10-pack? [00:39:01.800 -> 00:39:02.800]: No, I'm just kidding [00:39:02.800 -> 00:39:05.140]: Token and stacking [00:39:05.140 -> 00:39:05.700]: Let's fucking go [00:39:05.700 -> 00:39:22.980]: Austin don't do it don't do it Austin don't start rapping again dude please please Austin we're [00:39:22.980 -> 00:39:29.760]: begging you buddy until my bitcoin gets in let me rap till my bitcoin gets in dog let me rap [00:39:29.760 -> 00:39:37.560]: till I get in I need my bitcoin I need all that yeah I need that point I'm about to make me a [00:39:37.560 -> 00:39:44.520]: point like up on the board I don't give a bitch because I'm bored I don't care what you [00:39:44.520 -> 00:39:52.080]: gotta say I stay in my bag then I get that Monday late I met money in my way money's in my pocket I [00:39:52.080 -> 00:39:59.340]: don't give a I get the money then I tuck it oh my god I'm going in there's a whole song you [00:39:59.340 -> 00:40:09.660]: know I'm gonna win I don't know I'm not sure how I'm being you though there you go hello look all [00:40:09.660 -> 00:40:19.900]: right we're gonna be going oh wrong tab future offset type be interesting say with me boy what's [00:40:19.900 -> 00:40:25.780]: that LTC is every better yeah that's okay I like LTC th all that good stuff [00:40:28.920 -> 00:40:41.040]: fucking [00:40:41.040 -> 00:40:52.800]: why what's wrong with you so what do you say you guys got a personal beef must take Jake [00:40:52.800 -> 00:40:58.500]: net no I don't need more I don't I'm good right now right my daily dollar 100 100 yes everyone nice [00:40:58.500 -> 00:41:04.200]: bro I turned dude earlier I did something similar I turned my like 38 straight back I went to dice I [00:41:04.200 -> 00:41:10.740]: like quad chucked it then I went to blackjack hey the money's in chat the money's in okay we can [00:41:10.740 -> 00:41:24.840]: stop putting beats on come on these is for the one time one time one time bro I'm down $15 already [00:41:24.840 -> 00:41:28.980]: bro what the fuck was that [00:41:28.980 -> 00:41:41.160]: oh my god give me my money back [00:41:41.160 -> 00:41:46.980]: there we go [00:41:46.980 -> 00:41:57.660]: no no oh my god I was up to where I was dude [00:41:57.660 -> 00:42:10.860]: I just lost it all I just lost it on two times limbo I just lost it all what the fuck man oh my [00:42:10.860 -> 00:42:16.560]: god this has been all day bro that's so stupid the originals are taking my money all day long dude [00:42:16.560 -> 00:42:24.460]: tell me that's not fucking retarded bro it's fucking so stupid dude and I swear to god it's just so fucked up god damn [00:42:24.460 -> 00:42:36.820]: so I should make nigga with so I should brave nigga you got so I should throw out some certain so I should jay nigga it's made too pussy [00:42:36.820 -> 00:42:41.700]: fuck my life bro [00:42:41.700 -> 00:42:44.940]: adiq I probably have a higher IQ than you do [00:42:44.940 -> 00:42:51.480]: Oh, you need to play slots is better. I don't know man. It's hard to say at times, but they're really bad at other times. Yeah [00:42:51.480 -> 00:43:07.720]: Slots yeah pretty bad too man. They can pay [00:43:07.720 -> 00:43:09.720]: But [00:43:09.720 -> 00:43:21.160]: We could do this like nine because all there's a day when yeah when with what money [00:43:21.160 -> 00:43:23.160]: Oh [00:43:23.160 -> 00:43:29.320]: I [00:43:29.320 -> 00:43:49.320]: That's where did that guy [00:43:49.320 -> 00:43:51.320]: Change [00:43:51.320 -> 00:43:59.060]: Dragon's I don't like it. What's it lags on my computer? Do you really damn dog? [00:43:59.060 -> 00:44:07.480]: That's my best content [00:44:17.480 -> 00:44:20.480]: This is the old man of the kitchen. [00:44:20.480 -> 00:44:23.320]: I'm an old school, then I'm standing on 60. [00:44:23.320 -> 00:44:24.980]: How you got it? How you get it? [00:44:24.980 -> 00:44:26.420]: Play the work that's in the kitchen. [00:44:26.420 -> 00:44:28.060]: I don't care. [00:44:28.060 -> 00:44:29.600]: Scale light, yeah. [00:44:29.600 -> 00:44:31.140]: Mojo's there. [00:44:31.140 -> 00:44:32.720]: Eggbeater's there. [00:44:32.720 -> 00:44:35.740]: I'll be the block, be the OJ, yeah. [00:44:35.740 -> 00:44:38.900]: Oh my God, it's all six years. [00:44:38.900 -> 00:44:40.460]: It's all six chips. [00:44:40.460 -> 00:44:41.920]: Four and crisp chips. [00:44:41.920 -> 00:44:45.060]: It's all six wheels and four and crisp chips. [00:44:45.060 -> 00:44:48.220]: Some things got me thinking down on film. [00:44:48.220 -> 00:44:50.420]: I'm down so high, it's so low. [00:44:50.420 -> 00:44:51.700]: Yo, yo, yo, yo. [00:44:51.700 -> 00:44:52.760]: I'm jumping out the front. [00:44:52.760 -> 00:44:54.520]: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [00:44:54.520 -> 00:44:55.520]: Hey, buddy. [00:44:55.520 -> 00:45:13.000]: I'm an old school, then I'm standing on 60. [00:45:13.000 -> 00:45:16.040]: I ain't got me cooking, playing, and working in the kitchen. [00:45:16.040 -> 00:45:19.160]: I'm bouncing the trash can, pushing through the dishes. [00:45:19.160 -> 00:45:21.980]: Nobody knows why the fuck I'm fighting. [00:45:21.980 -> 00:45:25.300]: I'm on the beat, then I'm standing on 60. [00:45:25.300 -> 00:45:26.660]: I ain't got it, I ain't got it. [00:45:26.660 -> 00:45:28.420]: Let it work, it's in the kitchen. [00:45:28.420 -> 00:45:31.420]: Those road cross, now we getting back. [00:45:31.420 -> 00:45:34.140]: But we ain't really lost, but we can't ask for time. [00:45:34.140 -> 00:45:37.600]: When you bring it wrong, bring it to your door. [00:45:37.600 -> 00:45:40.720]: I'm riding on the floor, bring it right into the door. [00:45:40.720 -> 00:45:43.940]: I'm bouncing the trash can, pushing through the dishes. [00:45:43.940 -> 00:45:45.820]: Nobody knows why the fuck I'm fighting. [00:45:45.820 -> 00:45:47.820]: I ain't got me cooking, playing, and working in the kitchen. [00:45:47.820 -> 00:45:49.820]: I ain't got it, I ain't got it. [00:45:49.820 -> 00:45:51.520]: I ain't got it, I ain't got it. [00:45:51.520 -> 00:45:52.100]: Dude, let's go. [00:45:52.100 -> 00:45:53.000]: I got a land coming in. [00:45:53.000 -> 00:45:54.760]: I got plenty of money. [00:45:54.760 -> 00:45:56.880]: I'm on a spending limit with my bank. [00:45:56.880 -> 00:45:58.740]: I'm with a local small bank. [00:45:58.740 -> 00:46:03.260]: I said it myself, so it's not something they do for all their customers. [00:46:03.260 -> 00:46:06.340]: That was back before I was making decent money. [00:46:06.340 -> 00:46:12.120]: I was being jack type beat. [00:46:12.120 -> 00:46:14.120]: Let me send that. [00:46:14.120 -> 00:46:15.480]: I'm not sure if it's the same one or not. [00:46:15.480 -> 00:46:18.300]: Look, they're going to have card deposits on here soon, guys. [00:46:18.300 -> 00:46:18.760]: Look at this. [00:46:18.760 -> 00:46:19.860]: Look at that shit. [00:46:19.860 -> 00:46:20.440]: Card. [00:46:20.440 -> 00:46:44.180]: No, that's not it. [00:46:44.180 -> 00:46:48.860]: That's my other one. [00:46:48.860 -> 00:47:01.380]: The max I could go and say goes it. [00:47:01.380 -> 00:47:02.780]: Yes, that's right. [00:47:02.780 -> 00:47:03.280]: That's right. [00:47:03.280 -> 00:47:03.760]: That's right. [00:47:03.760 -> 00:47:04.180]: Get lit. [00:47:04.180 -> 00:47:05.500]: That says they're going to have info in it. [00:47:05.500 -> 00:47:05.680]: Yeah. [00:47:05.680 -> 00:47:07.620]: Yeah. [00:47:07.620 -> 00:47:09.700]: So you can withdraw with it, too. [00:47:09.700 -> 00:47:11.620]: I can't show you right now because of my deposit. [00:47:11.620 -> 00:47:13.980]: My wager requirement. [00:47:13.980 -> 00:47:19.980]: but yeah what up cub how we living brother how we living brother how you doing bro okay [00:47:19.980 -> 00:47:24.940]: okay i don't gotta use this browser anymore i can just use this one [00:47:24.940 -> 00:47:28.060]: because i got ad blocker on now so it's pretty dope [00:47:28.060 -> 00:47:37.260]: this is what i mean by i don't have a playlist i just play clip random on youtube [00:47:38.140 -> 00:47:42.540]: you're good oh yeah dude that's what's up yeah it's pretty cool there isn't that [00:47:42.540 -> 00:47:45.260]: no i've been losing all day bro badly [00:47:45.260 -> 00:48:02.460]: i won this morning and that is it [00:48:02.460 -> 00:48:15.420]: Yeah, they are nice. [00:48:15.420 -> 00:48:18.760]: Bossman raps like a Kanye and Eminem hybrid. [00:48:18.760 -> 00:48:20.360]: I like that. [00:48:20.360 -> 00:48:20.840]: I like that. [00:48:20.840 -> 00:48:21.900]: I'll take that. [00:48:21.900 -> 00:48:22.540]: I'll take that. [00:48:22.540 -> 00:48:28.140]: Eminem and Kanye. [00:48:28.140 -> 00:48:29.280]: That sounds fire to me. [00:48:29.280 -> 00:48:30.640]: That sounds like a great combo, bro. [00:48:30.640 -> 00:48:32.080]: Thank you very much. [00:48:32.160 -> 00:48:32.960]: I'll take the compliment. [00:48:32.960 -> 00:48:39.860]: Who the fuck do you think you really are, bitch? [00:48:39.860 -> 00:48:42.580]: I'm going to be a big star, bitch. [00:48:42.580 -> 00:48:45.320]: I'm going in really far, bitch. [00:48:45.320 -> 00:48:48.040]: And your shit smell like you farted. [00:48:48.040 -> 00:48:49.160]: What the fuck you say? [00:48:49.160 -> 00:48:50.480]: Yeah, you smell like shit. [00:48:50.480 -> 00:48:52.080]: Get the fuck back, bitch. [00:48:52.080 -> 00:48:53.240]: I'm never going to quit. [00:48:53.240 -> 00:48:54.680]: Gotta take me down. [00:48:54.680 -> 00:48:55.980]: I'm the motherfucking king. [00:48:55.980 -> 00:48:56.740]: Where's my crown? [00:48:56.740 -> 00:48:58.040]: I'm going to get this fucking money. [00:48:58.040 -> 00:48:59.520]: I ain't playing around. [00:48:59.520 -> 00:49:01.420]: Kanye West type beat. [00:49:01.420 -> 00:49:02.140]: I be packing. [00:49:02.260 -> 00:49:02.940]: All this pistols. [00:49:02.940 -> 00:49:04.180]: Yeah, I'm packing on that heat. [00:49:04.180 -> 00:49:07.080]: I'm fucking out of breath because I'm rapping. [00:49:07.080 -> 00:49:08.940]: Like a turtle, bitch. [00:49:08.940 -> 00:49:09.960]: I be snapping. [00:49:09.960 -> 00:49:14.180]: I did hear about that. [00:49:14.180 -> 00:49:15.240]: Yeah, I didn't see it, though. [00:49:15.240 -> 00:49:15.400]: No. [00:49:15.400 -> 00:49:17.760]: Fucking good. [00:49:17.760 -> 00:49:19.240]: I'm an island boy. [00:49:19.240 -> 00:49:20.260]: No, hell no. [00:49:20.260 -> 00:49:22.140]: Hell no. [00:49:22.140 -> 00:49:23.840]: Fuck that shit. [00:49:23.840 -> 00:49:25.280]: Bitch. [00:49:25.280 -> 00:49:26.900]: This is second verse. [00:49:26.900 -> 00:49:29.040]: Call me Harry Potter. [00:49:29.040 -> 00:49:31.140]: Because I'm going to give you a fucking curse. [00:49:31.140 -> 00:49:31.740]: Oh. [00:49:31.740 -> 00:49:32.720]: Oh, shit. [00:49:32.720 -> 00:49:35.340]: He gave him a curse Harry Potter style. [00:49:35.340 -> 00:49:36.020]: God damn. [00:49:36.020 -> 00:49:38.020]: Holy fuck. [00:49:38.020 -> 00:49:39.500]: Hey. [00:49:39.500 -> 00:49:41.980]: That's a hard beat to rap on, dude. [00:49:41.980 -> 00:49:45.440]: I give people some respect if they can rap on that one. [00:49:45.440 -> 00:49:51.200]: What's that? [00:49:51.200 -> 00:49:51.620]: A Ferrari? [00:49:51.620 -> 00:49:52.880]: Is that the Ferrari symbol? [00:49:52.880 -> 00:49:54.620]: I think that's the Ferrari symbol, if I'm not mistaken. [00:49:54.620 -> 00:49:55.440]: Is that a Ferrari symbol? [00:49:55.440 -> 00:49:57.600]: Can you zoom in on that real quick? [00:49:57.600 -> 00:49:59.060]: Whoa. [00:49:59.060 -> 00:50:03.860]: That's not the Ferrari symbol? [00:50:03.860 -> 00:50:05.380]: Germany's soccer. [00:50:05.380 -> 00:50:06.320]: I was testing you guys. [00:50:06.320 -> 00:50:07.000]: I knew that. [00:50:07.000 -> 00:50:08.600]: Fucking knew that. [00:50:08.600 -> 00:50:09.100]: Pfft. [00:50:09.100 -> 00:50:10.640]: I didn't know that. [00:50:10.640 -> 00:50:11.100]: Pfft. [00:50:11.100 -> 00:50:11.480]: Okay. [00:50:11.480 -> 00:50:12.260]: Ha ha. [00:50:12.260 -> 00:50:12.820]: Yeah. [00:50:12.820 -> 00:50:14.020]: Right. [00:50:14.020 -> 00:50:15.480]: I didn't know that. [00:50:15.480 -> 00:50:16.660]: See, it's a horse. [00:50:16.660 -> 00:50:17.400]: I knew that. [00:50:17.400 -> 00:50:18.380]: I... [00:50:18.380 -> 00:50:19.860]: Good shit, boys. [00:50:19.860 -> 00:50:20.340]: Good shit. [00:50:20.340 -> 00:50:21.540]: I'm glad you guys are on your shit. [00:50:21.540 -> 00:50:24.380]: Yeah, buddy. [00:50:24.380 -> 00:50:27.040]: What kind of beat is this? [00:50:27.040 -> 00:50:30.880]: Am I waiting on something? [00:50:30.880 -> 00:50:33.040]: Oh, yeah. [00:50:33.040 -> 00:50:43.900]: Oh, yeah. [00:50:43.900 -> 00:50:53.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:50:53.900 -> 00:51:03.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:03.900 -> 00:51:13.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:13.900 -> 00:51:15.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:15.900 -> 00:51:17.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:17.900 -> 00:51:23.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:23.900 -> 00:51:29.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:29.900 -> 00:51:31.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:31.900 -> 00:51:33.900]: ♪♪♪♪ [00:51:33.900 -> 00:51:36.180]: Yeah, I only get the best from the west [00:51:36.180 -> 00:51:39.940]: That's the good ass fucking kush that I used to fucking push [00:51:39.940 -> 00:51:41.860]: Man, what the fuck you mean? [00:51:41.860 -> 00:51:43.700]: Hush, yeah, you need to hush [00:51:43.700 -> 00:51:46.680]: Get the fuck in the fucking back of the bus [00:51:46.680 -> 00:51:49.700]: Before I'm about to take your girl's face and I bust [00:51:49.700 -> 00:51:52.620]: Oh my god, bitch, yeah, we about to fucking thrust [00:51:52.620 -> 00:51:55.780]: Her big ass booty, yeah, I love to grab it [00:51:55.780 -> 00:51:59.020]: I don't give a fuck, I be unwrapping it and fucking [00:51:59.020 -> 00:52:01.920]: I don't know what rhymes with that [00:52:01.920 -> 00:52:04.980]: I don't know, bitch, but I'm about to just break her back [00:52:04.980 -> 00:52:08.380]: Grabbed you a Jeffree, where the fuck is that? [00:52:08.380 -> 00:52:10.040]: That's that weird ass motherfucker, isn't it? [00:52:10.040 -> 00:52:10.960]: Jeffree Star [00:52:10.960 -> 00:52:13.560]: I don't like that, Nordave [00:52:13.560 -> 00:52:14.380]: Shut up [00:52:14.380 -> 00:52:16.060]: Back of the fucking car [00:52:16.060 -> 00:52:17.840]: How about that, you fucking piece of shit [00:52:17.840 -> 00:52:19.360]: Trying to make me sound like I was saying it like that [00:52:19.360 -> 00:52:19.860]: Shut up [00:52:19.860 -> 00:52:21.560]: Not funny [00:52:21.560 -> 00:52:23.460]: Not funny, giraffe [00:52:23.460 -> 00:52:24.580]: Grow up [00:52:24.580 -> 00:52:28.680]: Dude, shut the fuck up, Coinslot [00:52:28.680 -> 00:52:29.820]: You're not funny, bro [00:52:29.820 -> 00:52:31.860]: You guys need to give me a sub for fucking [00:52:31.860 -> 00:52:34.080]: Timeouts, that's one day timeouts for each of you [00:52:34.080 -> 00:52:36.140]: How dare you say something like that [00:52:36.140 -> 00:52:37.420]: I'm being serious, that's not funny [00:52:37.420 -> 00:52:40.100]: It's not funny, bro, I don't joke around with that at all [00:52:40.100 -> 00:52:41.280]: Nope [00:52:41.280 -> 00:52:43.760]: So get the fuck back [00:52:43.760 -> 00:52:47.880]: Wait, oh yeah, Litecoin's coming down, it won't take long at all [00:52:47.880 -> 00:52:49.420]: Hey, there it is, boys [00:52:49.420 -> 00:52:51.720]: Alright, Keno's gonna pay, lowest is $80 [00:52:51.720 -> 00:52:54.280]: We're going straight to a fucking slot where we'll lose the rest of it [00:52:54.280 -> 00:52:55.200]: Let's fucking go [00:52:55.200 -> 00:52:59.720]: I'm gonna do the big eight, big date with Nate [00:52:59.720 -> 00:53:01.800]: Date with Nate [00:53:01.800 -> 00:53:03.820]: God damn it, bitch, you know I wanna hit that again [00:53:03.820 -> 00:53:04.360]: One more time [00:53:04.360 -> 00:53:07.040]: Oh my god, one more time [00:53:07.040 -> 00:53:08.200]: Bro, how is it? [00:53:08.200 -> 00:53:08.560]: Yeah! [00:53:08.560 -> 00:53:13.440]: Let's fucking go, update my balance, please [00:53:13.440 -> 00:53:16.380]: Yes, sir, yes, sir [00:53:16.380 -> 00:53:19.400]: I don't give a fuck, that's a yes, sir [00:53:19.400 -> 00:53:21.940]: 128 fucking dollar [00:53:21.940 -> 00:53:22.700]: Oh [00:53:22.700 -> 00:53:27.300]: Go to the show and pop my collar another times eight, baby [00:53:27.300 -> 00:53:29.280]: Hell yeah, I'm the captain [00:53:29.280 -> 00:53:31.740]: Like I was working for the Navy [00:53:31.740 -> 00:53:34.880]: Bitch, I want the mashed potatoes with the gravy. Oh [00:53:34.880 -> 00:53:39.620]: Shit this motherfuckers hitting [00:53:39.620 -> 00:53:44.020]: Whoo is it hot to attend here? [00:53:44.020 -> 00:53:48.080]: Do not 10 [00:53:48.080 -> 00:53:50.180]: Come on tenor [00:53:50.180 -> 00:53:55.060]: Yes, sir. Holy crap eight timers. It's only hitting the eight timers only [00:53:55.060 -> 00:53:59.740]: Yes, sir 226 bitch [00:54:01.260 -> 00:54:03.260]: There's 16 to 16 [00:54:03.260 -> 00:54:05.400]: Yeah [00:54:05.400 -> 00:54:07.400]: Clutched it do not 16 [00:54:07.400 -> 00:54:10.640]: All right, that's fine. Drop that down on eight. Oh [00:54:10.640 -> 00:54:13.900]: Damn 16 again [00:54:13.900 -> 00:54:16.020]: Do another one do another one? [00:54:16.020 -> 00:54:17.880]: No [00:54:17.880 -> 00:54:19.880]: 36 please 32 [00:54:19.880 -> 00:54:22.500]: 32 again. Oh [00:54:22.500 -> 00:54:24.740]: My god, they're fucking goes [00:54:24.740 -> 00:54:27.720]: Hey, no one. Oh [00:54:27.720 -> 00:54:30.200]: My fucking god, dude [00:54:30.780 -> 00:54:34.920]: And there goes that's fucking gone now. Wow, dude. What the fuck was that? [00:54:34.920 -> 00:54:39.620]: Yes, please hit another one [00:54:39.620 -> 00:54:43.000]: God fucking damn you Kino [00:54:43.000 -> 00:54:46.100]: You are such a fucking dirty whore [00:54:46.100 -> 00:54:49.020]: What the fuck are you doing, man? [00:54:49.020 -> 00:54:52.340]: Bro, bro. Oh [00:54:52.340 -> 00:54:58.100]: My fucking god, dude, can we all disagree on something? This is just bullshit [00:54:58.100 -> 00:55:00.700]: Can we disagree that the originals are? [00:55:00.700 -> 00:55:07.540]: Straight bullshit. Oh my fucking god. I lose all my money on him every day, dude fucking bullshit. It's not right, man [00:55:07.540 -> 00:55:14.540]: What a fucking scam [00:55:14.540 -> 00:55:19.520]: What a fucking scam, dude, I hate my fucking life because of the originals dude [00:55:19.520 -> 00:55:25.480]: I'm saying I hate my life because the originals my life is garbage because the originals they take my money every fucking day, bro [00:55:25.480 -> 00:55:30.460]: They eat and fucking eat and never stop eating bro. Holy shit. I hate my life right now [00:55:30.460 -> 00:55:32.340]: out. Fuck my life, bro. I'm serious. [00:55:32.340 -> 00:55:33.220]: *outro*