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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:03.380]:  Am I live? Am I live guys? Am I live? Am I live?
[00:00:03.380 -> 00:00:09.720]:  Hello, hello. I didn't put in my discord that I'm live yet, so I don't know who's here, so.
[00:00:09.720 -> 00:00:14.320]:  Oh, here we go, I'm live. Hello, hello. What's up, Chatterisky? How we doing?
[00:00:14.320 -> 00:00:20.720]:  What's up, guys? I know, man, I know. Thank you for letting me know.
[00:00:20.720 -> 00:00:22.920]:  Thank you for letting me know, my boy.
[00:00:22.920 -> 00:00:23.000]:  What's up, guys?
[00:00:28.680 -> 00:00:31.180]:  There's a bottle of pint I'm leaning in right now.
[00:00:31.180 -> 00:00:33.780]:  I'm live, you filthy animals.
[00:00:33.780 -> 00:00:35.480]:  Why isn't my music playing?
[00:00:35.480 -> 00:00:36.120]:  Hello?
[00:00:36.120 -> 00:00:38.900]:  God.
[00:00:38.900 -> 00:00:41.500]:  I'm sick of this YouTube lag bullshit.
[00:00:41.500 -> 00:00:46.500]:  Sick of it.
[00:00:46.500 -> 00:00:49.120]:  I'll tell you what, I'm sick of it.
[00:00:49.120 -> 00:00:52.420]:  Every time I get on YouTube, I lag.
[00:00:52.420 -> 00:00:53.700]:  It's bullshit.
[00:00:53.700 -> 00:00:55.480]:  Get out of here, bitch.
[00:00:55.480 -> 00:00:57.580]:  I already lost it.
[00:00:57.580 -> 00:01:00.300]:  I ain't got no money.
[00:01:00.300 -> 00:01:02.000]:  Let's riot, Skiddle.
[00:01:02.000 -> 00:01:06.620]:  Let's get our money's worth of lag we've had in the last month.
[00:01:06.620 -> 00:01:12.480]:  Did you lose your privilege of being my chat and my Discord captain?
[00:01:12.480 -> 00:01:14.440]:  Oh, you did.
[00:01:14.440 -> 00:01:16.100]:  I know.
[00:01:16.100 -> 00:01:17.120]:  I get with it, man.
[00:01:17.120 -> 00:01:17.900]:  God.
[00:01:17.900 -> 00:01:20.900]:  Sick of the bullshit YouTube's been bringing me.
[00:01:20.900 -> 00:01:23.060]:  What's up, Deep Doll?
[00:01:23.060 -> 00:01:23.900]:  What's up, my boy?
[00:01:23.900 -> 00:01:25.020]:  Good to see you, brody.
[00:01:25.020 -> 00:01:26.500]:  What's up, my G?
[00:01:26.500 -> 00:01:27.460]:  Yeah, what's up, people?
[00:01:27.460 -> 00:01:28.920]:  We might be able to play some CSGO.
[00:01:28.920 -> 00:01:30.920]:  Probably not.
[00:01:30.920 -> 00:01:34.280]:  I can't even rip the bong, though.
[00:01:34.280 -> 00:01:34.840]:  Hello.
[00:01:34.840 -> 00:01:53.280]:  That actually got me lightheaded.
[00:01:53.280 -> 00:02:14.240]:  What the hell are you doing, boss?
[00:02:14.240 -> 00:02:15.740]:  I just hit the bong.
[00:02:15.740 -> 00:02:16.760]:  Chill out, Johnny.
[00:02:16.760 -> 00:02:20.080]:  Let me hit my fucking bong, buddy.
[00:02:20.080 -> 00:02:25.940]:  That's some strong shit right there, boys.
[00:02:25.940 -> 00:02:31.280]:  And then I'm alone.
[00:02:31.280 -> 00:02:32.960]:  Fuck with me.
[00:02:32.960 -> 00:02:36.100]:  Wish that she could stop with me.
[00:02:36.100 -> 00:02:38.840]:  Oh, I thank you.
[00:02:38.840 -> 00:02:41.860]:  Yes, sir.
[00:02:41.860 -> 00:02:44.300]:  At PX, if you're not being sarcastic, you are very welcome.
[00:02:44.300 -> 00:02:46.180]:  What's up, Lee Jack?
[00:02:46.180 -> 00:02:48.060]:  What's up, Q?
[00:02:48.060 -> 00:02:49.140]:  What up, Ratatouille?
[00:02:49.140 -> 00:02:50.060]:  Whatever the fuck that is.
[00:02:51.040 -> 00:02:52.240]:  Legionary Library.
[00:02:52.240 -> 00:02:54.320]:  Legionary Library.
[00:02:54.320 -> 00:02:57.300]:  What kind of fucking name is that, bud?
[00:02:57.300 -> 00:02:59.660]:  Legionary Library.
[00:02:59.660 -> 00:03:07.720]:  Legionary Library.
[00:03:07.720 -> 00:03:10.880]:  Please be quiet.
[00:03:10.880 -> 00:03:13.360]:  This is the library.
[00:03:13.360 -> 00:03:15.420]:  Shut up, bitch!
[00:03:15.420 -> 00:03:16.660]:  Who said that?
[00:03:16.660 -> 00:03:19.420]:  Shut up, bitch!
[00:03:19.420 -> 00:03:21.320]:  Who said that?
[00:03:21.320 -> 00:03:23.880]:  Who said that?
[00:03:23.880 -> 00:03:25.620]:  Who said it?
[00:03:25.620 -> 00:03:31.680]:  Y'all ever have a class like that where somebody would say something under their breath or something?
[00:03:31.680 -> 00:03:33.080]:  Who said it?
[00:03:33.080 -> 00:03:35.120]:  Who said that?
[00:03:35.120 -> 00:03:39.600]:  I don't know what to talk about.
[00:03:39.600 -> 00:03:40.340]:  What do you guys want to do?
[00:03:40.340 -> 00:03:41.800]:  I don't know what to do, man.
[00:03:41.800 -> 00:03:43.440]:  What are we doing?
[00:03:43.440 -> 00:03:43.860]:  What are we doing?
[00:03:43.860 -> 00:03:47.920]:  Oh, we got to go make some mac and cheese with Chief Keef.
[00:03:47.920 -> 00:03:49.380]:  Father.
[00:03:49.380 -> 00:03:50.680]:  Father of all rappers, by the way.
[00:03:50.680 -> 00:03:51.840]:  He's the goat.
[00:03:51.840 -> 00:03:54.940]:  He's the best rapper alive.
[00:03:54.940 -> 00:03:56.120]:  Don't tell me he's not.
[00:03:56.120 -> 00:03:56.940]:  Okay?
[00:03:56.940 -> 00:03:58.300]:  All right, take it.
[00:03:58.300 -> 00:04:01.820]:  Bang, bang.
[00:04:01.820 -> 00:04:06.680]:  No ketchup on the mac.
[00:04:06.680 -> 00:04:07.980]:  No ketchup.
[00:04:07.980 -> 00:04:12.460]:  Type of five if you put ketchup on your mac and cheese.
[00:04:12.460 -> 00:04:16.020]:  Now type of seven if you would never do that.
[00:04:16.020 -> 00:04:17.560]:  I'm going to type of seven.
[00:04:17.560 -> 00:04:19.360]:  That's just fine.
[00:04:19.360 -> 00:04:26.960]:  fucking weird. Ew, Zox, gross. Ew, you see how outnumbered you are? We saw that five.
[00:04:26.960 -> 00:04:32.060]:  We saw that five, bro. Hold on, I'm going to pin it. I'm going to pin it. Look at this
[00:04:32.060 -> 00:04:43.960]:  one. Anybody else? Fucking disgusting. Gay, gay pussy. This guy's name is gay pussy. All
[00:04:43.960 -> 00:04:47.460]:  right. Well, welcome to the chat, you fucking gay pussy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:04:47.460 -> 00:04:55.360]:  It's his name. It's his name. I didn't fuck, what? Bro, it's his name. What the fuck? Please
[00:04:55.360 -> 00:04:58.700]:  don't ban me, Kick. I love you guys. I really shouldn't have said that, but it's his name.
[00:04:58.700 -> 00:05:01.620]:  It's literally his name. It's literally his fucking name. Can't get trouble with that.
[00:05:01.620 -> 00:05:13.860]:  Macaroni. It means happy anyways. What you mean? I say wanna know me now.
[00:05:13.860 -> 00:05:18.980]:  Are you sure? That's true. True. So yeah, good point.
[00:05:18.980 -> 00:05:26.580]:  A couple bucks. Yeah. Happy pussy. Yeah. Wet, drenched, water falling pussy.
[00:05:26.580 -> 00:05:33.140]:  Do a cartwheel. This guy says this every time. I don't know how to, I probably could do a cartwheel,
[00:05:33.140 -> 00:05:38.800]:  but I'm not going to do that unless you drop 200 subs. If you drop 200, if someone drops a 200
[00:05:38.800 -> 00:05:42.260]:  pack, damn, look at that ass. God damn.
[00:05:42.260 -> 00:05:54.440]:  whoa whoa holy shit balls god god damn stop stop it I'm streaming guys give me
[00:05:54.440 -> 00:05:59.740]:  a one and a half minute break maybe one and a quarter minute be right back guys
[00:05:59.740 -> 00:06:11.960]:  yes mrs. Smith right there yes right there mrs. oh shit my mic's not muted oh
[00:06:11.960 -> 00:06:20.060]:  shit balls stop get back get back I was just rehearsing for something did you
[00:06:20.060 -> 00:06:28.340]:  guys didn't hear that did you you guys didn't hear that did you hop up in my
[00:06:28.340 -> 00:06:34.520]:  right god damn something these fit damn look at that ass holy shit look at that
[00:06:34.520 -> 00:06:41.660]:  thing bounce damn that pussy nice god damn no I get that
[00:06:41.660 -> 00:06:47.880]:  I'm supposed to get tomorrow someone give mod to haze he does got that nice
[00:06:47.880 -> 00:06:56.900]:  booty taste he does sure you did dark oh sure can you juice me a little bit do
[00:06:56.900 -> 00:07:03.440]:  those three tits how is that allowed what bro kick be wildin kick be wildin
[00:07:03.440 -> 00:07:07.520]:  letting that about slide bro no way they probably haven't seen it yet there's no
[00:07:07.520 -> 00:07:11.360]:  don't delete it hey it's an 18 plus it's an 18 plus channel
[00:07:11.360 -> 00:07:16.460]:  when you don't have to delete them it is really rather distracting me though I'll
[00:07:16.460 -> 00:07:25.340]:  be honest it's really distracting no all right so well yeah 18 plus bro be the
[00:07:25.340 -> 00:07:32.840]:  channel you're all good we're all good here was that stream ending crying it
[00:07:32.840 -> 00:07:37.980]:  depends your mom's supposed to be here in two minutes flat if she's not here by
[00:07:37.980 -> 00:07:41.060]:  11:00 I probably will end up crying cuz goddamn that
[00:07:41.060 -> 00:07:45.440]:  pussy nice my boy your mom has the tightest snatch I've ever put my
[00:07:45.440 -> 00:07:51.860]:  fingers in my cock in I mean god damn son have y'all seen her let me show you
[00:07:51.860 -> 00:07:57.240]:  a picture of her I mean what's his name again hey buddy boy I'm banging your mom
[00:07:57.240 -> 00:08:01.180]:  what's your name again hold on guys let me show y'all something
[00:08:01.180 -> 00:08:08.380]:  I think my dad just said something to me sorry pop she's hot as fuck
[00:08:10.760 -> 00:08:18.920]:  I'm trying to find a picture of her oh here she is here she is I found her let
[00:08:18.920 -> 00:08:28.260]:  me get a screenshot for y'all I found her no I lost it fuck okay I got a
[00:08:28.260 -> 00:08:32.840]:  picture already she's hot as fuck yep dude I'll tell you what I've slept with
[00:08:32.840 -> 00:08:39.260]:  quite a few of my viewers moms your mom number one easily number one I mean just
[00:08:39.260 -> 00:08:40.460]:  the way she shakes her ass
[00:08:40.460 -> 00:08:44.240]:  it's just it's amazing it's crazy the way she does that have you guys seen
[00:08:44.240 -> 00:08:54.640]:  that I'll get a video now take a look at this kid's mom holy holy shit balls whoa
[00:08:54.640 -> 00:09:05.120]:  damn son what that's not his mom that is his mom that is his mom I promise I
[00:09:05.120 -> 00:09:08.540]:  promise it is she had me take this picture of her when we were doing yoga
[00:09:08.540 -> 00:09:10.160]:  last Sunday at the Rex
[00:09:10.160 -> 00:09:14.720]:  Center ten minutes down the street I swear I swear to God that's her I took
[00:09:14.720 -> 00:09:20.720]:  the picture I took the picture what do you mean I didn't take that picture okay
[00:09:20.720 -> 00:09:34.100]:  yeah sure sure man sure yeah I didn't take that picture yeah oh this song this
[00:09:34.100 -> 00:09:37.940]:  song so that guy apparently that guy that guy got killed in a crazy capo I
[00:09:37.940 -> 00:09:39.860]:  think his name is capo got killed bro it's
[00:09:39.860 -> 00:09:47.360]:  crazy man it's crazy that's it no no she's not shut up Andy Christ DK what
[00:09:47.360 -> 00:09:53.140]:  is what is DK stand for Dick King you like dick you're a big dick King wait
[00:09:53.140 -> 00:09:57.240]:  what bummer do you hear the new blade oh I don't really I've heard a few songs on
[00:09:57.240 -> 00:09:59.540]:  I didn't really I don't really listen to like that I like this one song by him a
[00:09:59.540 -> 00:10:04.640]:  lot the beat go off that was the best part
[00:10:04.640 -> 00:10:09.560]:  oh we own like yo bitch ass won't it this one's
[00:10:09.560 -> 00:10:16.480]:  a little too ops where the upset y'all want some smoke I got a BB gun
[00:10:16.480 -> 00:10:24.500]:  that'll shake your shake you you're shaking your boots I'm gonna lose my
[00:10:24.500 -> 00:10:35.560]:  money more like no no you're the Andy Christ dick-loving King little Kermit
[00:10:35.560 -> 00:10:39.260]:  what all that noise I don't know why I like this why do I like this song
[00:10:39.260 -> 00:10:48.560]:  why tell me one good reason why I would like this song I mean skunkie this is
[00:10:48.560 -> 00:10:53.860]:  bad this is really bad it's not fire it's not think about it
[00:10:53.860 -> 00:11:00.860]:  he's talking he's not rapping lock me up cuz I earned it yeah maybe that is why
[00:11:00.860 -> 00:11:04.520]:  yep we're gonna collab here soon just it'll
[00:11:04.520 -> 00:11:08.960]:  take a while but I'll get there I'll get there boys I'm bored
[00:11:08.960 -> 00:11:16.880]:  as a bitch though dude I got some straight Zaza oh my god wait till y'all
[00:11:16.880 -> 00:11:20.120]:  see a picture of this shit the camera won't do it my webcam won't do it
[00:11:20.120 -> 00:11:26.580]:  justice on some loose y'all probably already seen it in discord hold up
[00:11:26.580 -> 00:11:33.680]:  wait till y'all see this bud dude I'm straight I'm about to be
[00:11:38.660 -> 00:11:45.500]:  left turn one now watch that little god damn that pussy nice look how fucking
[00:11:45.500 -> 00:11:54.540]:  light that shit is dude what that's not mids bitch no sir smoke on that string
[00:11:54.540 -> 00:11:58.460]:  cron the one on the right this is a different
[00:11:58.460 -> 00:12:03.380]:  strain you can tell right that's a different strain gotta be gotta be oh
[00:12:03.380 -> 00:12:08.360]:  the song yeah yeah yeah that's a fire hell yeah dude I'm about to be smacked I said
[00:12:08.360 -> 00:12:11.600]:  dude you got the guess he said oh yeah I got the guess
[00:12:11.600 -> 00:12:17.980]:  god damn right I don't need a garment actually no this is not even no I
[00:12:17.980 -> 00:12:21.260]:  actually got this for free dude I got this for free it's only these small
[00:12:21.260 -> 00:12:25.280]:  little nugs but still I mean it kind of would be like ten bucks but that's way more than
[00:12:25.280 -> 00:12:28.940]:  ten bucks worth of weed yeah well I mean dude it's like it's like two grams
[00:12:28.940 -> 00:12:34.940]:  actually it is really dense it might be like 2.3 or something oh I think it's
[00:12:34.940 -> 00:12:38.060]:  bullshit it's all rigged man they'll
[00:12:38.060 -> 00:12:42.440]:  do anything to stop him shit like that I'm not a huge Trump dick rider either
[00:12:42.440 -> 00:12:46.940]:  I'm just way more Republican than I am liberal trust me I really am in almost
[00:12:46.940 -> 00:12:51.820]:  every way let's get W in the chat if you're more right-wing than left-wing
[00:12:51.820 -> 00:13:00.800]:  let's get some W's come on dude yeah fuck the liberal man no that
[00:13:00.800 -> 00:13:04.220]:  doesn't mean that big chip come on dude look at this guy's question your
[00:13:04.220 -> 00:13:07.760]:  definition of ignorant asking me that for just for saying I'm more right-wing
[00:13:07.760 -> 00:13:13.760]:  what's wrong with you somebody just saved America again oh you're funny
[00:13:13.760 -> 00:13:17.900]:  Julian but you know what what are you what's Biden doing nothing dude he's
[00:13:17.900 -> 00:13:21.320]:  ruining it everything not just the gas price there's a lot more going on trust
[00:13:21.320 -> 00:13:26.140]:  me a lot shit we don't even know that's going on for some of us some of y'all
[00:13:26.140 -> 00:13:37.460]:  might but there's a lot going on that the average citizen or American has no idea about
[00:13:37.460 -> 00:13:43.620]:  or don't believe one believe you're a fucking lunatic put your tinfoil hat on okay sure
[00:13:43.620 -> 00:13:50.780]:  he is though it is Virginia is more liberal now it used to be a very republican state it's now
[00:13:50.780 -> 00:13:55.220]:  turned into a liberal state and thank god it is because the liberal governor legalized this shit
[00:13:55.220 -> 00:14:01.120]:  right here two years ago boys yes sir yes sir yo what up flex how we living how we living what's
[00:14:01.120 -> 00:14:05.900]:  goody what's goody dude dirt devil was the second host of the day thank you so much bro
[00:14:07.160 -> 00:14:10.480]:  yo and then end of the day trump is a perfect leader but at least he doesn't want to see
[00:14:10.480 -> 00:14:14.680]:  america yeah exactly bro that's what i'm saying dude let's not talk politics though but yeah i
[00:14:14.680 -> 00:14:23.340]:  agree can you buy none of my money doesn't matter then i'll fucking burn it
[00:14:23.340 -> 00:14:31.420]:  i don't know yet i got paid last sunday so i'm assuming if i'm all as well i'll be paid tomorrow
[00:14:31.420 -> 00:14:36.860]:  i'm hoping if biden wins again america is done for yeah absolutely absolutely
[00:14:36.860 -> 00:14:40.920]:  absolutely it will be and he's going to bro that's just all part of the fucking plan
[00:14:40.920 -> 00:14:46.540]:  that's all part of the agenda boys i don't think he even won last election i don't
[00:14:46.540 -> 00:14:51.400]:  i don't think he did bro no fucking way dude
[00:14:51.400 -> 00:14:57.900]:  i feel like i'm in a party dude i used to play this song at one of my buddy's house when we
[00:14:57.900 -> 00:15:00.480]:  did we didn't have parties there oh i was just thinking about shit
[00:15:00.480 -> 00:15:06.560]:  oh there's a nice lady boss and you can treat her right oh shit really oh shit okay
[00:15:06.560 -> 00:15:10.940]:  i can do that let's be honest it doesn't matter who gets elected yeah well that's true too
[00:15:10.940 -> 00:15:13.220]:  it's all it's just all like
[00:15:13.220 -> 00:15:18.540]:  it's the families right don't you think so the families mostly
[00:15:18.540 -> 00:15:24.560]:  just got rid of some of my weekly me too bro the average i got rid of really quick
[00:15:24.560 -> 00:15:26.000]:  why would i go to originals these like
[00:15:26.000 -> 00:15:32.180]:  there's only 300 some bucks bro i couldn't believe that
[00:15:32.180 -> 00:15:36.260]:  oh my beamer where do i go
[00:15:36.260 -> 00:15:37.380]:  transactions
[00:15:37.380 -> 00:15:43.840]:  what would it be under here bonus
[00:15:43.840 -> 00:15:49.780]:  you need to do what other sponsors are doing just do bonus hunts and take what's left over
[00:15:49.780 -> 00:15:53.360]:  yeah i'm gonna start doing something man yeah if i'm still good i hope i am
[00:15:53.360 -> 00:15:58.300]:  how about you go full bald 1k my boy and that's that's that's a good deal considering i technically
[00:15:58.300 -> 00:16:03.540]:  get paid 2k a day that's a fucking good ass deal i could just use a thousand dollars right
[00:16:03.540 -> 00:16:04.540]:  now
[00:16:04.540 -> 00:16:05.960]:  no wait two dollars what the fuck
[00:16:05.960 -> 00:16:12.160]:  damn that's crazy no fucking shot you got scam flex you got scammed i hate to break
[00:16:12.160 -> 00:16:13.160]:  it to you
[00:16:13.160 -> 00:16:22.320]:  i got 100 to go full bald would you really i bet your hair's probably short yeah i can
[00:16:22.320 -> 00:16:24.940]:  do whatever i want with it technically they want me to they want me to gamble it throughout
[00:16:24.940 -> 00:16:28.700]:  the week of course but there's no like set rules
[00:16:28.700 -> 00:16:35.660]:  yeah i would need like 20 girl 20k for my eyebrows i'm not gonna shit dude imagine
[00:16:35.660 -> 00:16:42.280]:  what you'd look like without eyebrows dude you would look so weird i would look so weird
[00:16:42.280 -> 00:16:51.200]:  everyone would look so let's just look at let's look at eyebrowless people
[00:16:51.200 -> 00:16:55.440]:  no that wasn't ph in my search history what are you talking about bro is that rihanna
[00:16:55.440 -> 00:17:03.980]:  whoa look how weird she look dude that's just kind of creepy bro actually what the fuck
[00:17:03.980 -> 00:17:05.360]:  dude kanye went there
[00:17:05.360 -> 00:17:14.180]:  kanye my boy he's kind of rocking it dog 12k i'll do it for 12k give me 12k i'll do
[00:17:14.180 -> 00:17:20.300]:  it no just kidding shave your ass on stream shit we're gonna have to get on discord for
[00:17:20.300 -> 00:17:25.120]:  that boss man xx no i'm just kidding we're gonna have to get on discord for something
[00:17:25.120 -> 00:17:35.060]:  like that and i'm being serious i'll shave my ass for about 100 bucks 100 bucks what
[00:17:35.060 -> 00:17:42.820]:  no i'm just kidding no thanks yeah no thanks to that too that's up for real what's up
[00:17:42.820 -> 00:17:47.280]:  what's up did i shave my ass for 100 i don't have much hair on it that'll be a quick
[00:17:47.280 -> 00:17:53.460]:  shave in and out burger another restaurant in and out it's gone
[00:17:53.460 -> 00:18:04.760]:  i'll pay you not this all right what do you need boss which one you got i need that right
[00:18:04.760 -> 00:18:11.840]:  eth great awesome you're great bro thank you there you go i'll post it three times for you
[00:18:11.840 -> 00:18:20.560]:  hey guys yo i think boss man just put uh his eth addy in the chat i think we should uh we
[00:18:20.560 -> 00:18:24.980]:  should all give him like two bucks a piece that's a great idea johnny where'd you think of that at
[00:18:24.980 -> 00:18:28.820]:  well i just you know i've seen him he's been getting fucked up on steak lately
[00:18:28.820 -> 00:18:33.060]:  i think that'd be a good idea wait what y'all donating me a dollar or two a piece
[00:18:34.460 -> 00:18:40.560]:  oh dude let's see if any dollars come in i'm gonna keep posting it come on let me get a dollar
[00:18:40.560 -> 00:18:46.940]:  bro i was known at the skate park everybody stop typing now i used to be at the skate park dude
[00:18:46.940 -> 00:18:52.640]:  that was my that was my that was my motto yo let me get a dollar i swear to god i was known for
[00:18:52.640 -> 00:18:56.260]:  asking everybody for a dollar at the skate park what would i do with that said dollar i would
[00:18:56.260 -> 00:19:00.860]:  either collect them enough to get a sack of bud or i would go up to the it was like right at a
[00:19:00.860 -> 00:19:04.160]:  rec center and we just skate up there and get some sodas or something i'd get a soda
[00:19:04.160 -> 00:19:10.480]:  did you really be big dna no way wait hold on a second you just sent me a few dollars
[00:19:10.480 -> 00:19:14.960]:  yet you're the one that said you'd shave your head for a hundred dollars are you kidding me
[00:19:14.960 -> 00:19:19.440]:  bro seven that was almost the head that's almost a tenth of the head shave dog
[00:19:19.440 -> 00:19:21.880]:  thank you bro i appreciate that
[00:19:21.880 -> 00:19:27.020]:  i don't even see i gotta type in the chat
[00:19:27.020 -> 00:19:32.920]:  how much for the mustache oh mustache gotta go for about uh 400
[00:19:33.860 -> 00:19:37.380]:  no one's gonna pay for any of this shit but yeah about 400
[00:19:37.380 -> 00:19:41.040]:  i look so young without the mustache i look like an 18 year old without a mustache
[00:19:41.040 -> 00:19:44.320]:  i swear to god right here bro if i don't have my mustache i get carded
[00:19:44.320 -> 00:19:47.000]:  for cigarettes back when they were 18 to smoke them
[00:19:47.000 -> 00:19:51.340]:  like a year oh shit the homie did send me some eth no way
[00:19:51.340 -> 00:19:55.780]:  it worked boys it worked six bucks hey i appreciate that you're a legend
[00:19:55.780 -> 00:20:03.560]:  i'm 29 bro i'm 29 yeah that's just obnoxious you better
[00:20:03.560 -> 00:20:08.980]:  cut that out and pr mum before uh we lay the the blue storm forage hammer on your ass boy
[00:20:08.980 -> 00:20:18.200]:  i'm 28 nice oh yeah yeah i guess i am that's right that's right pop told me about that
[00:20:18.200 -> 00:20:24.440]:  before he left he said he told me about that i know about you bro i know i do i'm 29 dude
[00:20:24.440 -> 00:20:33.040]:  i was born on april 17th 1995 bobby on kick who remembers that fucking dumb fuck thanks for the
[00:20:33.260 -> 00:20:42.880]:  bitch oh oh i just eat all over your mom's face wait what austin chill out that's so vulgar
[00:20:42.880 -> 00:20:50.620]:  you're so vulgar austin come on come on come on oh shit ball i knew i was gonna lose after that
[00:20:50.620 -> 00:21:02.760]:  oh i knew it was gonna be the last one needed bro i knew it let's do a dollar
[00:21:02.960 -> 00:21:06.740]:  oh oh guys
[00:21:06.740 -> 00:21:14.860]:  okay that's not bad where do i go next guys i think we cover this whole right wall here
[00:21:14.860 -> 00:21:18.420]:  these four is that too many five five more clicks
[00:21:18.420 -> 00:21:23.020]:  you know i'm saying get that get that cheddar
[00:21:23.020 -> 00:21:31.760]:  i need that i'm up now problem left okay nice we're next nerve you got the right you got the
[00:21:31.760 -> 00:21:32.660]:  right answer
[00:21:32.660 -> 00:21:38.820]:  all the way up okay oh he didn't actually say that but that was kind of cool let's go
[00:21:38.820 -> 00:21:45.760]:  damn it let me get a two dollar roll here
[00:21:45.760 -> 00:21:52.880]:  no you fucking bitch let me just get my mojo going and see if i can make something quick
[00:21:52.880 -> 00:21:56.920]:  like 20 bucks we'll go to a slot well it doesn't look like it
[00:22:02.360 -> 00:22:05.900]:  oh shit chill chill chill
[00:22:05.900 -> 00:22:14.780]:  oh fuck off dude dude
[00:22:14.780 -> 00:22:21.220]:  i just want to go to a slot with like 20 bucks oh well i just hate losing in general you know
[00:22:21.220 -> 00:22:24.700]:  no one likes to lose
[00:22:24.700 -> 00:22:32.060]:  no fuck you
[00:22:32.060 -> 00:22:36.720]:  man hey i might have some affiliate money i bet you i do from the weeklies and shit watch this
[00:22:36.720 -> 00:22:51.120]:  that's terrible dude did you really oh shit oh absolutely virtuous you vote him that's got to be
[00:22:51.120 -> 00:22:57.960]:  the fucking easiest election i've ever seen in my life my boy easy easily shut up flex
[00:22:57.960 -> 00:23:01.760]:  don't be asking me for
[00:23:01.760 -> 00:23:15.440]:  hell no what i wish hey what is this bro that's like 20 bucks what the fuck is this who said that
[00:23:15.440 -> 00:23:23.800]:  dude that's like 20 bro i swear to god it is 20 who said that thank you very much thank you bro
[00:23:23.800 -> 00:23:31.220]:  that's what's up what a legend man thank you uh let's see i spun sweet bonanza earlier from like
[00:23:31.460 -> 00:23:35.880]:  amount of money down to zero earlier we did not get in i think we go back to sweet bonanza
[00:23:35.880 -> 00:23:41.420]:  it's just we're gonna get that feature what do y'all think i have a firm i'm a firm believer
[00:23:41.420 -> 00:23:47.620]:  that like slots have like a history i'm serious crank they have like a history on your gameplay
[00:23:47.620 -> 00:23:52.040]:  they fucking will go in there you know i'm saying if you win a fucking fatty
[00:23:52.040 -> 00:23:56.340]:  well you win another fatty shortly after you're probably gonna wait for a while
[00:23:56.340 -> 00:24:00.740]:  so i don't know man i don't you know we all got our superstitions bro
[00:24:01.160 -> 00:24:07.000]:  all right enough chief keeping this bitch enough chief keith okay buddy
[00:24:07.000 -> 00:24:12.720]:  oh we gotta go back to no i want to listen to a nine millimeter song
[00:24:12.720 -> 00:24:18.040]:  i want to listen to akon dude i don't give a fuck i love akon dude no no no dude i like his music
[00:24:18.040 -> 00:24:23.680]:  akon's the shit he always puts me in a good mood listening to akon
[00:24:24.280 -> 00:24:35.440]:  no because it's basically what what's rtp supposed to be is like a think of it as a big bowl
[00:24:35.440 -> 00:24:42.720]:  a big ass fucking big old bowl not balls you fucking pervs big old balls i mean big old bowl
[00:24:42.720 -> 00:24:47.540]:  okay and then uh there's like a hundred there's like 200 pieces of paper inside the bowl
[00:24:47.540 -> 00:24:54.260]:  okay if you were to pick one okay the the bowl is being shared by all players
[00:24:54.260 -> 00:25:00.100]:  so everyone's spinning a slot everyone's picking papers out of there think of it like that and
[00:25:00.100 -> 00:25:04.300]:  then some of those pieces of paper have big wins on them some of them most of them have duds holy
[00:25:04.300 -> 00:25:12.660]:  shit balls what the fuck is this bro 50 bucks damn thank you guys damn dude holy shit all right
[00:25:12.660 -> 00:25:15.680]:  i'm only gonna do one on my i'm gonna show you all self-control i want to go straight to sweet
[00:25:15.680 -> 00:25:23.560]:  bonanza but we're gonna fucking win this bitch what we gotta do one more please please no dude
[00:25:23.560 -> 00:25:23.960]:  why
[00:25:23.960 -> 00:25:31.300]:  oh my god go to four minds there you go
[00:25:31.300 -> 00:25:38.920]:  no dude all right shut up i apologize i'll permanently be
[00:25:38.920 -> 00:25:44.020]:  it's harder than you think i'm gonna take that five dollars right there
[00:25:44.020 -> 00:25:49.380]:  we're gonna win this one
[00:25:49.380 -> 00:25:53.600]:  no oh my god
[00:25:53.600 -> 00:25:53.940]:  no
[00:25:53.940 -> 00:25:58.120]:  this mouse sucks dick i broke my own mouse i'm not as fluent with this mouse at all it's not
[00:25:58.120 -> 00:26:02.320]:  that's not why but it definitely doesn't help me man i've already motherfucking
[00:26:02.320 -> 00:26:06.180]:  eight blocks at all already can you not man can we please win
[00:26:06.180 -> 00:26:10.740]:  oh my god
[00:26:10.740 -> 00:26:17.960]:  that's fucked up man how am i losing stuff out of four minds
[00:26:17.960 -> 00:26:23.720]:  man fuck this fucking
[00:26:23.720 -> 00:26:32.460]:  pussy are you kidding me are you kidding me dude on four minds i just lost going for three of them
[00:26:32.460 -> 00:26:38.440]:  what a fucking joke dude man fuck you you fucking sack of shit
[00:26:38.440 -> 00:26:47.580]:  that's wild isn't it type of bs if that's bullshit type bs in the chat if you think
[00:26:47.580 -> 00:26:53.320]:  that's bullshit i'm just asking oh i got you bipolar i got you bro come on just be real with
[00:26:53.320 -> 00:26:53.640]:  yourself
[00:26:53.640 -> 00:26:58.700]:  that was four minds yeah some of them i went for big ones most of them i barely got three of them
[00:26:58.700 -> 00:27:05.960]:  dude or two damn that's fucked up dog that's fucked up man why would you lie ldca all right
[00:27:05.960 -> 00:27:13.820]:  there you go bro i've been losing so bad
[00:27:13.820 -> 00:27:20.200]:  i know cleatus i've been losing like crazy i'm just saying man it's okay it's like it's fine
[00:27:23.560 -> 00:27:27.120]:  i already lost it all bro
[00:27:27.120 -> 00:27:37.360]:  i just lost 49 bucks in like a minute that's just so fucking weird man i don't
[00:27:53.480 -> 00:27:57.080]:  know
[00:27:57.080 -> 00:28:09.240]:  yeah oh my god oh you can't see the screen i'm sorry i just turned like 20
[00:28:09.240 -> 00:28:12.520]:  cents into this for the limbo i did nine times limbo i did uh 20 cents
[00:28:12.520 -> 00:28:23.400]:  oh i hit another one i hit another one
[00:28:23.400 -> 00:28:29.480]:  you're a 40 cent if i were in this amount please please please
[00:28:29.480 -> 00:28:32.840]:  i figured you snapped with it
[00:28:32.840 -> 00:28:42.840]:  please please please fuck no man that's too high of a multi
[00:28:42.840 -> 00:28:46.920]:  oh it's fucking saturday never mind send a little more to a slot by
[00:28:46.920 -> 00:28:50.200]:  all right damn dude all right thank you bro
[00:28:50.200 -> 00:28:53.320]:  that's what's up i'm gonna try those d's thank you for
[00:28:53.320 -> 00:28:56.280]:  growing i'm sick of losing dude that's kind of
[00:28:56.280 -> 00:29:00.200]:  fucking we'll be winners again one day because
[00:29:00.200 -> 00:29:02.280]:  right now i feel like a big ass loser every time i
[00:29:02.280 -> 00:29:06.360]:  i get off here it's fucking lame that dude that's
[00:29:06.360 -> 00:29:09.480]:  did you introduce bro that gave me four bucks thank you
[00:29:09.480 -> 00:29:13.800]:  holy shit it's true d's what are you laughing at
[00:29:13.800 -> 00:29:17.160]:  you do it you do it live in front of hundreds of people and lose oh nine
[00:29:17.160 -> 00:29:21.000]:  dollars let's fucking go thank you and hurry up
[00:29:21.000 -> 00:29:23.240]:  back please hit this first try
[00:29:23.240 -> 00:29:28.680]:  first try no go another five go to five
[00:29:28.680 -> 00:29:32.600]:  yeah go to 12.
[00:29:32.600 -> 00:29:37.240]:  i can't click it all right let's leave one more one more
[00:29:37.240 -> 00:29:40.600]:  one more one more fuck okay let's leave it 10.
[00:29:40.600 -> 00:29:44.280]:  i gotta go to mines that shit fucks my nerves up too much
[00:29:44.280 -> 00:29:53.160]:  oh my god don't do this mine
[00:29:53.160 -> 00:29:57.560]:  oh huge hit 12x
[00:29:57.560 -> 00:30:06.200]:  yeah dude 23 what do i start with
[00:30:06.200 -> 00:30:15.080]:  watch this 888 please no one more
[00:30:23.080 -> 00:30:51.680]:  There you go. Oh, that would have been massive. No! I'm used to this now.
[00:30:51.680 -> 00:31:02.300]:  Oh, nice hit. Let's go. Watch this. We got to win this one. We got to win this one. Come on, guys.
[00:31:02.300 -> 00:31:07.380]:  Yes. Let's go. Let's do another one. No.
[00:31:07.380 -> 00:31:23.360]:  Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck you.
[00:31:23.360 -> 00:31:36.460]:  Hey, $24. All right, I'm going to leave. Oh, no.
[00:31:36.460 -> 00:31:37.320]:  What bonus?
[00:31:37.320 -> 00:31:39.700]:  What bonus do you want me to do? Or does any of them I choose?
[00:31:39.700 -> 00:31:42.640]:  Or what's up? What's up? I don't care either way, man.
[00:31:42.640 -> 00:31:46.480]:  Why do I keep fucking losing, bro?
[00:31:46.480 -> 00:31:56.540]:  Yeah!
[00:31:56.540 -> 00:31:59.980]:  Let's fucking go, guys. Nice hit.
[00:31:59.980 -> 00:32:04.660]:  Come on. Keep it going. Yes.
[00:32:04.660 -> 00:32:06.280]:  No!
[00:32:06.280 -> 00:32:08.480]:  No! On the last one.
[00:32:08.480 -> 00:32:12.560]:  Fuck. I'm about to. I'm about to.
[00:32:12.560 -> 00:32:16.520]:  Once it gets ugly, I'm leaving.
[00:32:16.520 -> 00:32:21.140]:  No way. What?
[00:32:21.140 -> 00:32:29.280]:  Oh, my God. This shit's so...
[00:32:29.280 -> 00:32:35.400]:  Yeah! Oh, my God.
[00:32:35.400 -> 00:32:35.480]:  Okay.
[00:32:35.480 -> 00:32:39.220]:  One more day again.
[00:32:39.220 -> 00:32:41.120]:  Yes.
[00:32:41.120 -> 00:32:46.060]:  Yeah! Oh, my God. This fucks my nerves up.
[00:32:46.060 -> 00:32:47.360]:  Hold on. We'll leave. We'll leave. We'll leave.
[00:32:47.360 -> 00:32:49.620]:  I got a goal in mind. Please, man.
[00:32:49.620 -> 00:32:50.760]:  Please, please, please.
[00:32:50.760 -> 00:32:56.380]:  Oh, my God.
[00:32:56.380 -> 00:33:03.080]:  Yeah! Nice hit, buddy.
[00:33:03.080 -> 00:33:12.940]:  Oh, fuck you, man.
[00:33:12.940 -> 00:33:21.380]:  Ooh, nice.
[00:33:21.380 -> 00:33:27.960]:  Yeah!
[00:33:27.960 -> 00:33:31.060]:  Oh, my God. I was done. That was my goal.
[00:33:31.060 -> 00:33:32.560]:  That was my goal, bitch.
[00:33:32.560 -> 00:33:33.980]:  Get the fuck back.
[00:33:33.980 -> 00:33:35.500]:  Boss man Jack coming through.
[00:33:35.500 -> 00:33:36.760]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:33:36.760 -> 00:33:39.260]:  You know some mother shit.
[00:33:39.260 -> 00:33:43.840]:  I had to focus in and lock in.
[00:33:43.840 -> 00:33:45.860]:  Don't do it, Austin. One more. One more.
[00:33:45.860 -> 00:33:48.180]:  I will leave. I will leave. I'm going to win again.
[00:33:48.180 -> 00:33:50.200]:  No!
[00:33:50.200 -> 00:33:51.460]:  One more. One more.
[00:33:51.460 -> 00:33:53.760]:  We got this. I swear to God I got this.
[00:33:53.760 -> 00:33:54.820]:  I'm going to leave at 50 if I lose.
[00:33:54.820 -> 00:33:56.760]:  Come on.
[00:33:56.760 -> 00:34:00.520]:  No, dude. Oh, my God.
[00:34:00.520 -> 00:34:00.560]:  Come on.
[00:34:00.560 -> 00:34:04.360]:  Don't do this.
[00:34:04.360 -> 00:34:12.460]:  Bro, why does it do that
[00:34:12.460 -> 00:34:13.420]:  every time I get greedy?
[00:34:13.420 -> 00:34:16.520]:  It can like fucking...
[00:34:16.520 -> 00:34:20.140]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:34:20.140 -> 00:34:24.460]:  Oh, my God!
[00:34:24.460 -> 00:34:26.660]:  This fucking piece of shit.
[00:34:26.660 -> 00:34:27.660]:  Dude.
[00:34:27.660 -> 00:34:30.200]:  Oh, my God.
[00:34:30.260 -> 00:34:31.100]:  I'm such a clown.
[00:34:31.100 -> 00:34:33.420]:  I'm a clown, bro.
[00:34:33.420 -> 00:34:39.720]:  Yes!
[00:34:39.720 -> 00:34:40.840]:  Thank the Lord above.
[00:34:40.840 -> 00:34:42.200]:  Y'all in.
[00:34:42.200 -> 00:34:59.820]:  No!
[00:35:00.000 -> 00:35:00.360]:  No!
[00:35:00.360 -> 00:35:10.580]:  I deserve to lose it all every time, don't I, guys?
[00:35:10.580 -> 00:35:24.460]:  Oh!
[00:35:24.460 -> 00:35:26.820]:  Nice little hit right there.
[00:35:26.820 -> 00:35:27.220]:  Oh!
[00:35:27.220 -> 00:35:29.620]:  Oh!
[00:35:29.740 -> 00:35:29.900]:  Oh!
[00:35:29.900 -> 00:35:34.700]:  I go for a big one here.
[00:35:34.700 -> 00:35:38.240]:  Woo!
[00:35:38.240 -> 00:35:41.760]:  God!
[00:35:41.760 -> 00:35:42.620]:  Come on, man.
[00:35:42.620 -> 00:35:47.740]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:35:47.740 -> 00:35:48.400]:  Let's go.
[00:35:48.400 -> 00:35:48.440]:  Let's go.
[00:35:48.440 -> 00:35:56.420]:  Oh!
[00:35:56.420 -> 00:35:57.720]:  That would have been massive.
[00:35:59.480 -> 00:36:17.900]:  yo I thought the only thing that know me best I got that thingy in the thing I got this Oh pieces
[00:36:17.900 -> 00:36:29.420]:  come back King all right then we're getting out if we lose this you know saying oh hold on hold
[00:36:29.420 -> 00:36:45.020]:  on let me get the mind flowing chill chill chill oh what yes
[00:36:59.360 -> 00:37:06.400]:  what all right calm down we're gonna get 200 come on I hope so
[00:37:06.400 -> 00:37:14.600]:  yes oh my god I need that
[00:37:14.600 -> 00:37:23.760]:  bitch
[00:37:23.760 -> 00:37:26.860]:  yeah
[00:37:26.860 -> 00:37:29.300]:  yeah
[00:37:29.300 -> 00:37:33.080]:  yeah
[00:37:33.080 -> 00:37:38.000]:  holy shit what the fuck that makes me very happy
[00:37:38.000 -> 00:37:46.580]:  that makes me very happy oh it's like dirty huh
[00:37:46.580 -> 00:37:57.160]:  come on yeah legendary come on boys come on today's the day
[00:37:59.240 -> 00:38:11.300]:  oh my god I'm so glad I won that and I love it come on we need to win this one
[00:38:11.300 -> 00:38:14.020]:  we need to win this one
[00:38:14.020 -> 00:38:24.480]:  damn it's not in right now
[00:38:29.180 -> 00:38:35.980]:  yeah let's fucking go
[00:38:35.980 -> 00:38:44.000]:  oh please win this no I'm doing it again
[00:38:44.000 -> 00:38:47.980]:  yes oh my god
[00:38:47.980 -> 00:38:50.640]:  yeah
[00:38:50.640 -> 00:38:53.780]:  oh
[00:38:59.120 -> 00:39:11.020]:  oh oh okay
[00:39:11.020 -> 00:39:20.740]:  oh my god I got 365 dollars a dollar for every day of the year
[00:39:20.740 -> 00:39:23.520]:  oh I had it
[00:39:29.060 -> 00:39:32.060]:  no
[00:39:32.060 -> 00:39:39.920]:  catch that oh it's only 10 thank you I
[00:39:39.920 -> 00:39:47.000]:  gotta get a few more wins man like that
[00:39:47.000 -> 00:39:49.240]:  we wins like that boys that's what we
[00:39:49.240 -> 00:39:51.520]:  needed
[00:39:51.520 -> 00:39:59.000]:  no
[00:39:59.000 -> 00:40:01.340]:  fuck
[00:40:01.340 -> 00:40:11.600]:  no fuck dude I should have left that
[00:40:11.600 -> 00:40:13.040]:  shit if I get back up there I will leave
[00:40:13.040 -> 00:40:17.780]:  I mean I mean it I mean
[00:40:17.780 -> 00:40:28.940]:  no
[00:40:28.940 -> 00:40:34.500]:  bro what the fuck damn dog man this
[00:40:34.500 -> 00:40:50.780]:  fucker dude god oh my god I can't let
[00:40:50.780 -> 00:40:53.680]:  us love some of money guys
[00:40:58.880 -> 00:41:08.500]:  and I fucking this is wrong
[00:41:08.500 -> 00:41:20.640]:  Oh cash that oh my god my nerves are
[00:41:20.640 -> 00:41:26.080]:  fucking up
[00:41:26.080 -> 00:41:28.820]:  who are you
[00:41:28.820 -> 00:41:30.540]:  I didn't mean to fucking press that I
[00:41:30.540 -> 00:41:32.500]:  just gave away hundred dollars man oh
[00:41:32.500 -> 00:41:36.560]:  my god
[00:41:36.560 -> 00:41:47.620]:  oh my god
[00:41:47.620 -> 00:41:58.560]:  no
[00:41:58.760 -> 00:42:09.500]:  fuck me oh my god
[00:42:09.500 -> 00:42:12.840]:  dude they won't let me win ever they
[00:42:12.840 -> 00:42:16.840]:  never let me fucking win anymore dude I
[00:42:16.840 -> 00:42:18.860]:  swear to god they really don't do it's
[00:42:18.860 -> 00:42:20.380]:  been it's so night-and-day difference
[00:42:20.380 -> 00:42:23.960]:  where you can tell all my god fucking
[00:42:23.960 -> 00:42:28.700]:  wanted dude I fucking hate my fucking
[00:42:28.700 -> 00:42:31.200]:  life why they do this to me on the daily
[00:42:31.200 -> 00:42:33.760]:  dude I fucking hate these fucking