VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/ROAD TO 30k FOLLOWERS !discord 2024-02-27 12_24 [12668409-road-to-30k-followers-discord].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:24.700]: On a cobweb, afternoon in a room full of emptiness, by a freeway, I confess I was lost in the pages of a book full of games. [00:00:24.700 -> 00:00:25.680]: Yo, what's up guys? [00:00:25.680 -> 00:00:28.340]: What's up, Harlow? [00:00:29.040 -> 00:00:30.720]: I'm about to be playing Rinch Cape, though. [00:00:30.720 -> 00:00:32.880]: See, wrong thing. [00:00:32.880 -> 00:00:45.220]: What's up, Guffalo? [00:00:45.220 -> 00:00:45.820]: Hey, what's up? [00:00:45.820 -> 00:00:47.000]: That's not even the Guffalo. [00:00:47.000 -> 00:00:49.280]: That's a fake Guffalo. [00:00:49.280 -> 00:00:49.880]: What's up? [00:00:49.880 -> 00:00:50.640]: What happened to your other account? [00:00:50.640 -> 00:00:51.300]: Is that really you? [00:00:51.300 -> 00:00:53.460]: How do I know that's you? [00:00:58.080 -> 00:01:04.220]: I'll wait for you there, like a stone. [00:01:04.220 -> 00:01:09.940]: I'll wait for you there alone. [00:01:09.940 -> 00:01:14.860]: LTC? [00:01:14.860 -> 00:01:15.700]: Yeah, that's my LTC. [00:01:15.700 -> 00:01:16.740]: Let me prove. [00:01:16.740 -> 00:01:17.080]: All right. [00:01:17.080 -> 00:01:17.980]: What happened to your other account? [00:01:17.980 -> 00:01:20.600]: I hope you're real, man. [00:01:20.600 -> 00:01:26.220]: I hope you're not a troll one. [00:01:26.220 -> 00:01:27.220]: All right. [00:01:27.220 -> 00:01:37.560]: however you might be or however it would be if you wouldn't be look I got a fucking barracks I got five different pieces now [00:01:50.600 -> 00:01:54.760]: they don't forgetting something but fuck it [00:01:54.760 -> 00:02:03.840]: what's for breakfast oh I don't know if my mom made some or not [00:02:03.840 -> 00:02:07.940]: what's up Kai Smith are you doing [00:02:07.940 -> 00:02:15.100]: what's up G [00:02:15.100 -> 00:02:20.440]: if she didn't make anything I'm just gonna heat up some chicken biscuits [00:02:20.440 -> 00:02:20.500]: you [00:02:20.500 -> 00:02:23.820]: And go to you'll go to Ernie [00:02:23.820 -> 00:02:43.500]: Did you damn sorry hear that bro, what was this? [00:02:43.500 -> 00:02:49.860]: Mind Stan [00:02:49.860 -> 00:02:51.860]: You [00:02:51.860 -> 00:03:04.440]: Yeah [00:03:04.440 -> 00:03:13.360]: He said 50 nothing's pending, but we'll see I guess we'll see here shortly if what happened the other count [00:03:13.360 -> 00:03:19.060]: Oh [00:03:19.060 -> 00:03:21.060]: Derek's the final [00:03:21.060 -> 00:03:32.180]: One hey, hey, hey [00:03:32.180 -> 00:03:45.940]: Yep [00:03:45.940 -> 00:03:54.580]: Nothing's pending, Guffalo. [00:03:54.580 -> 00:03:57.400]: That's fucked up, man. [00:03:57.400 -> 00:04:12.160]: Buy a bunch of gold? [00:04:12.160 -> 00:04:13.100]: I haven't. [00:04:13.100 -> 00:04:14.040]: I will soon. [00:04:14.040 -> 00:04:15.060]: Buy more. [00:04:15.060 -> 00:04:19.860]: I'll wait for you there [00:04:19.860 -> 00:04:21.240]: Alone [00:04:21.240 -> 00:04:27.080]: Alone [00:04:27.080 -> 00:04:41.520]: Never made it as a wise man [00:04:41.520 -> 00:04:44.680]: I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing [00:04:44.680 -> 00:04:47.220]: Tried to live it like a blind man [00:04:47.220 -> 00:04:49.900]: I'm sick of siding out a sense of fear [00:04:49.900 -> 00:04:53.320]: I'm sick of siding out a sense of fear [00:04:53.320 -> 00:04:54.780]: No Litecoins coming in, dude. [00:04:56.060 -> 00:04:57.200]: It's fucked up, man. [00:04:57.200 -> 00:04:59.640]: So fucked up. [00:04:59.640 -> 00:05:07.300]: This is how you remind me of what I really am [00:05:07.300 -> 00:05:09.920]: It's not like you have to say sorry [00:05:09.920 -> 00:05:12.720]: A world's waiting on a different story [00:05:12.720 -> 00:05:15.380]: And this time I'm mistaken [00:05:15.380 -> 00:05:18.500]: For handing you a hard word, break it [00:05:18.500 -> 00:05:21.180]: And I've been wrong, I've been down [00:05:21.180 -> 00:05:23.820]: Been to the bottom of every bottle [00:05:25.040 -> 00:05:26.860]: Words in my head [00:05:26.860 -> 00:05:29.180]: Scream all we've had and forgotten [00:05:29.180 -> 00:05:33.780]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [00:05:33.780 -> 00:05:35.240]: No, no [00:05:35.240 -> 00:05:39.540]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [00:05:39.540 -> 00:05:40.660]: I know, I heard [00:05:40.660 -> 00:05:42.980]: It's not like you didn't know that [00:05:42.980 -> 00:05:46.340]: I said I love you and I swear I still do [00:05:46.340 -> 00:05:48.660]: And it must have been so bad [00:05:48.660 -> 00:05:51.940]: Cause living with me must have damn near killed you [00:05:51.940 -> 00:05:54.020]: And this is how you remind me of what I really am [00:05:54.020 -> 00:05:57.560]: This is how you remind me of what I really am [00:05:57.560 -> 00:06:03.160]: This is how you remind me of what I really am [00:06:03.160 -> 00:06:05.780]: It's not like you have to say sorry [00:06:05.780 -> 00:06:08.580]: A world's waiting on a different story [00:06:08.580 -> 00:06:11.220]: And this time I'm mistaken [00:06:11.220 -> 00:06:14.340]: For handing you a hard word, break it [00:06:14.340 -> 00:06:16.700]: And I've been wrong, I've been down [00:06:16.700 -> 00:06:18.700]: Yeah, this is, uh, I don't know what this is. [00:06:18.700 -> 00:06:19.320]: Anybody know what this is? [00:06:19.320 -> 00:06:22.160]: This is Nickelback, um, [00:06:22.160 -> 00:06:24.000]: A or, uh, [00:06:24.000 -> 00:06:24.220]: I don't know [00:06:24.220 -> 00:06:26.320]: I'm not sure [00:06:26.320 -> 00:06:28.500]: Hey, remind me [00:06:28.500 -> 00:06:33.400]: Can you, like, gamble? [00:06:33.400 -> 00:06:35.240]: Can you, like, suck my ballsack? [00:06:35.240 -> 00:06:40.720]: Fucking weirdo [00:06:40.720 -> 00:06:42.080]: I can do whatever the fuck I wanna do [00:06:42.080 -> 00:06:43.920]: Appreciate you, bitch [00:06:43.920 -> 00:06:45.520]: Fucking pussy [00:06:45.520 -> 00:07:00.000]: Thank you, brother [00:07:00.000 -> 00:07:03.100]: I don't gotta gamble shit [00:07:03.100 -> 00:07:08.100]: And this is how you remind me [00:07:08.100 -> 00:07:13.100]: This is how you remind me [00:07:13.100 -> 00:07:19.180]: This is how you remind me [00:07:19.180 -> 00:07:21.340]: Of what I really am [00:07:21.340 -> 00:07:24.760]: This is how you remind me [00:07:24.760 -> 00:07:26.920]: Of what I really am [00:07:26.920 -> 00:07:29.540]: It's not like you have to say sorry [00:07:29.540 -> 00:07:32.360]: A world's waiting on a different story [00:07:32.360 -> 00:07:34.960]: And this time I'm mistaken [00:07:34.960 -> 00:07:38.140]: For handing you a hard word, break it [00:07:38.140 -> 00:07:40.840]: And I've been wrong, I've been down [00:07:40.840 -> 00:07:42.960]: Been to the bottom of a river [00:07:42.960 -> 00:07:50.460]: Not sure. [00:07:50.460 -> 00:07:55.760]: Good morning, JetBlue. [00:07:55.760 -> 00:07:56.500]: How you doing, boss? [00:07:56.500 -> 00:07:58.060]: What's up, brother? [00:07:58.060 -> 00:08:03.360]: Maybe in a little bit. [00:08:03.360 -> 00:08:03.740]: We'll see. [00:08:03.740 -> 00:08:29.740]: We'll see. [00:08:29.740 -> 00:08:30.220]: Fuck yeah, dude. [00:08:30.220 -> 00:08:30.580]: Let's go. [00:08:30.580 -> 00:08:45.580]: We can bake. [00:08:45.580 -> 00:09:15.560]: We can bake. [00:09:15.560 -> 00:09:19.560]: We can bake. [00:09:19.560 -> 00:09:27.720]: All right, here we go, guys. [00:09:27.720 -> 00:09:28.260]: We're going to kill Derek. [00:09:28.260 -> 00:09:29.100]: Then we get the chest. [00:09:29.100 -> 00:09:30.820]: Get Derek right here. [00:09:30.820 -> 00:09:45.200]: What? [00:09:45.200 -> 00:09:47.300]: What are you talking about? [00:09:47.300 -> 00:10:06.320]: Oh, man. [00:10:06.320 -> 00:10:06.740]: Nothing. [00:10:06.740 -> 00:10:08.280]: Rip. [00:10:08.280 -> 00:10:13.300]: I got one last run to play. [00:10:13.300 -> 00:10:15.140]: Probably going to drive for a while now. [00:10:15.140 -> 00:10:15.580]: Who knows? [00:10:15.580 -> 00:10:40.300]: There are a hundred some on my main. [00:10:40.300 -> 00:10:41.340]: Old main. [00:10:41.340 -> 00:10:43.380]: A hundred some on it. [00:10:43.380 -> 00:10:47.800]: I'm going to see if there's more of them. [00:10:47.800 -> 00:10:50.860]: I'll see if there's any. [00:10:50.860 -> 00:10:52.420]: I'll do it. [00:10:52.420 -> 00:10:57.140]: I drew a line for you [00:10:57.140 -> 00:11:02.380]: Oh, what a thing to do [00:11:02.380 -> 00:11:06.880]: And it was all yellow [00:11:06.880 -> 00:11:18.460]: Just a spin, oh yeah, a spin and bones [00:11:18.460 -> 00:11:23.420]: Turned into something beautiful [00:11:23.420 -> 00:11:30.100]: And you know, for you I bleed myself dry [00:11:30.100 -> 00:11:35.360]: For you I bleed myself dry [00:11:35.360 -> 00:11:55.320]: guitar solo [00:11:55.320 -> 00:11:58.100]: It's true [00:11:58.100 -> 00:12:03.220]: Look how it's shining for you [00:12:03.220 -> 00:12:05.220]: guitar solo [00:12:05.220 -> 00:12:09.220]: Look how they shine for you. [00:12:09.220 -> 00:12:14.220]: Look how they shine for you. [00:12:14.220 -> 00:12:20.220]: Look how they shine for you. [00:12:20.220 -> 00:12:26.220]: Look how they shine for you. [00:12:26.220 -> 00:12:30.220]: Look how they shine. [00:12:30.220 -> 00:12:32.220]: Look at the stars. [00:12:33.220 -> 00:12:37.220]: Look how they shine for you. [00:12:37.220 -> 00:12:43.220]: And all the things that you do. [00:12:43.220 -> 00:12:46.220]: And all the things that you do. [00:12:46.220 -> 00:13:07.220]: It starts with one thing. [00:13:07.220 -> 00:13:09.220]: I don't know why. [00:13:09.220 -> 00:13:11.220]: It doesn't even matter how hard you try. [00:13:11.220 -> 00:13:12.220]: Keep that in mind. [00:13:12.220 -> 00:13:14.220]: It's prime to explain in due time. [00:13:14.220 -> 00:13:16.220]: All I know. [00:13:16.220 -> 00:13:17.220]: Time is a valuable thing. [00:13:17.220 -> 00:13:19.220]: Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. [00:13:19.220 -> 00:13:21.220]: Watch it count down to the end of the day. [00:13:21.220 -> 00:13:23.220]: The clock ticks right away. [00:13:23.220 -> 00:13:25.220]: So unreal. [00:13:25.220 -> 00:13:26.220]: Didn't look out below. [00:13:26.220 -> 00:13:28.220]: Watch the time go right out the window. [00:13:28.220 -> 00:13:30.220]: Trying to hold on. [00:13:30.220 -> 00:13:31.220]: Didn't even know. [00:13:31.220 -> 00:13:33.220]: I wasted it all just to watch you go. [00:13:33.220 -> 00:13:35.220]: I kept everything inside. [00:13:35.220 -> 00:13:38.220]: And even though I tried, it all fell apart. [00:13:38.220 -> 00:13:41.220]: What it meant to be will eventually be a memory of a time I tried. [00:13:41.220 -> 00:13:46.220]: I tried so hard and got so far. [00:13:46.220 -> 00:13:50.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:13:50.220 -> 00:13:55.220]: I had too far to lose it all. [00:13:55.220 -> 00:14:01.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:14:01.220 -> 00:14:03.220]: And one thing, I don't know why. [00:14:03.220 -> 00:14:05.220]: It doesn't even matter how hard you try. [00:14:05.220 -> 00:14:06.220]: Keep that in mind. [00:14:06.220 -> 00:14:10.220]: I designed this rhyme to remind myself how I tried so hard. [00:14:10.220 -> 00:14:12.220]: In spite of the way you were mocking me. [00:14:12.220 -> 00:14:14.220]: Acting like I was part of your property. [00:14:14.220 -> 00:14:16.220]: Remembering all the times you fought with me. [00:14:16.220 -> 00:14:18.220]: I'm surprised it got so far. [00:14:18.220 -> 00:14:21.220]: Things aren't the way they were before. [00:14:21.220 -> 00:14:23.220]: You wouldn't even recognize me anymore. [00:14:23.220 -> 00:14:25.220]: Not that you knew me back then. [00:14:25.220 -> 00:14:28.220]: But it all comes back to me in the end. [00:14:28.220 -> 00:14:30.220]: You kept everything inside. [00:14:30.220 -> 00:14:32.220]: And even though I tried, it all fell apart. [00:14:32.220 -> 00:14:36.220]: What it meant to be will eventually be a memory of a time I tried. [00:14:36.220 -> 00:14:39.220]: I tried so hard and got so far. [00:14:39.220 -> 00:14:45.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:14:45.220 -> 00:14:50.220]: I had too far to lose it all. [00:14:50.220 -> 00:14:56.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:14:56.220 -> 00:15:01.220]: I put my trust in you. [00:15:01.220 -> 00:15:06.220]: Pushed as far as I can go. [00:15:06.220 -> 00:15:08.220]: For all this. [00:15:08.220 -> 00:15:13.220]: There's only one thing you should know. [00:15:13.220 -> 00:15:19.220]: I've put my trust in you. [00:15:19.220 -> 00:15:24.220]: Pushed as far as I can go. [00:15:24.220 -> 00:15:26.220]: For all this. [00:15:26.220 -> 00:15:32.220]: There's only one thing you should know. [00:15:32.220 -> 00:15:37.220]: I tried so hard and got so far. [00:15:37.220 -> 00:15:42.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:15:42.220 -> 00:15:45.220]: I had too far to lose it all. [00:15:45.220 -> 00:15:48.220]: I tried so hard and got so far. [00:15:48.220 -> 00:15:51.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:15:51.220 -> 00:15:53.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:15:53.220 -> 00:15:55.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:15:55.220 -> 00:15:57.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:15:57.220 -> 00:15:59.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:15:59.220 -> 00:16:01.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:01.220 -> 00:16:03.220]: It doesn't even matter. [00:16:03.220 -> 00:16:05.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:16:05.220 -> 00:16:07.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:07.220 -> 00:16:09.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:16:09.220 -> 00:16:11.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:11.220 -> 00:16:13.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:16:13.220 -> 00:16:15.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:15.220 -> 00:16:17.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:16:17.220 -> 00:16:19.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:19.220 -> 00:16:21.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:16:21.220 -> 00:16:23.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:23.220 -> 00:16:25.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:16:25.220 -> 00:16:27.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:27.220 -> 00:16:29.220]: I've tried so hard and got so far. [00:16:29.220 -> 00:16:31.220]: But in the end, it doesn't even matter. [00:16:31.220 -> 00:16:43.780]: what the hell long is this for three minutes we're gonna play this enjoy [00:16:43.780 -> 00:16:53.260]: please do not attempt to perform any of these stunts or activities in this show [00:16:53.260 -> 00:16:58.380]: they are super dangerous crazy wild dangerous the stunt scene are either [00:16:58.380 -> 00:17:03.300]: performed by professionals are under the supervision of professionals serious [00:17:03.300 -> 00:17:09.400]: professionals this show also contains bad language [00:17:09.400 -> 00:17:17.840]: aloha oh my goodness there's a lot of unknowns in king of the road but this [00:17:17.840 -> 00:17:21.920]: might be the biggest twist we've ever given them [00:17:21.920 -> 00:17:27.420]: so we're hiking up to that thing up there [00:17:27.420 -> 00:17:28.340]: go on and shit [00:17:28.340 -> 00:17:33.700]: this is the sketchiest challenge we've ever done [00:17:33.700 -> 00:17:38.340]: my worst nightmare treading water in the open ocean with big sharks [00:17:38.340 -> 00:17:41.160]: this isn't a manual trick this is swimming with sharks [00:17:41.160 -> 00:18:09.220]: i'm so sorry my girlfriend's very [00:18:09.220 -> 00:18:09.400]: sorry my girlfriend's very sorry [00:18:09.400 -> 00:18:09.480]: i'm so sorry my girlfriend's very sorry [00:18:09.480 -> 00:18:14.480]: - - That was insane. [00:18:14.480 -> 00:18:16.480]: King of the... [00:18:16.480 -> 00:18:18.480]: Yeah! [00:18:18.480 -> 00:18:31.480]: The greatest King of the Road miracle of all time has happened. [00:18:31.480 -> 00:18:33.480]: We are all in Hawaii. [00:18:33.480 -> 00:18:36.480]: Aloha, mother . [00:18:36.480 -> 00:18:39.480]: King of the Road is like a smelly van, [00:18:39.480 -> 00:18:41.480]: the bottom of a set of stairs, [00:18:41.480 -> 00:18:43.480]: sitting in somebody else's pee. [00:18:43.480 -> 00:18:45.480]: Wow, Jackson. [00:18:45.480 -> 00:18:47.480]: Damn, dude, that's so sick. [00:18:47.480 -> 00:18:49.480]: We're not supposed to be here in paradise. [00:18:49.480 -> 00:18:50.480]: I don't even know, dude. [00:18:50.480 -> 00:18:52.480]: You keep asking me how many days and all this. [00:18:52.480 -> 00:18:54.480]: I have no idea what day it is. [00:18:54.480 -> 00:18:56.480]: I guess we'll see if they can pull it together, [00:18:56.480 -> 00:18:58.480]: find the spots they need, [00:18:58.480 -> 00:19:01.480]: and get that last little bit of energy to make this happen. [00:19:01.480 -> 00:19:03.480]: Yesterday was pretty awesome. [00:19:03.480 -> 00:19:05.480]: First day I skated back since I got my heel bruise. [00:19:05.480 -> 00:19:07.480]: I'm like... [00:19:07.480 -> 00:19:09.480]: With Phelps and Andy, dude, [00:19:09.480 -> 00:19:11.480]: it's just so much pressure to do it. [00:19:11.480 -> 00:19:13.480]: You need water, anything? [00:19:13.480 -> 00:19:15.480]: What, you need some granola? [00:19:15.480 -> 00:19:17.480]: You need the back bread real quick? [00:19:17.480 -> 00:19:19.480]: What do you need? [00:19:19.480 -> 00:19:21.480]: Oh! [00:19:21.480 -> 00:19:23.480]: My God! [00:19:23.480 -> 00:19:25.480]: Yes! [00:19:25.480 -> 00:19:27.480]: I'm glad they're there, [00:19:27.480 -> 00:19:29.480]: 'cause they hyped me up enough to pull it off. [00:19:29.480 -> 00:19:31.480]: My concern the whole time when Enzo got hurt [00:19:31.480 -> 00:19:33.480]: was, like, how is he gonna react to it, you know? [00:19:33.480 -> 00:19:35.480]: 'Cause skateboarding, you're always gonna get hurt. [00:19:35.480 -> 00:19:37.480]: It's like some dudes get hurt, [00:19:37.480 -> 00:19:40.480]: and they just go straight to partying and having a good time. [00:19:40.480 -> 00:19:43.480]: Enzo went straight to the health food store, [00:19:43.480 -> 00:19:45.480]: bought creams, and just, like, [00:19:45.480 -> 00:19:47.480]: was massaging his foot the whole time. [00:19:47.480 -> 00:19:49.480]: That's a true testament of, like, [00:19:49.480 -> 00:19:52.480]: where his mind is at with skateboarding, you know? [00:19:52.480 -> 00:19:54.480]: Oh, shit! [00:19:54.480 -> 00:19:56.480]: I need a glass. [00:19:56.480 -> 00:20:00.480]: What are you looking at, Ben? [00:20:00.480 -> 00:20:01.480]: I'm trying to do... [00:20:01.480 -> 00:20:02.480]: All right. [00:20:02.480 -> 00:20:03.480]: Strictly Roots. [00:20:03.480 -> 00:20:04.480]: Meet up with Street Style Blast. [00:20:04.480 -> 00:20:06.480]: Meet up with Street Style Pioneer and Alva Boy, [00:20:06.480 -> 00:20:08.480]: Jeff Hartzell, for his special challenges. [00:20:08.480 -> 00:20:09.480]: That's sick. [00:20:09.480 -> 00:20:10.480]: Hartzell will be tight. [00:20:10.480 -> 00:20:12.480]: Jeff had the first documented pole jam. [00:20:12.480 -> 00:20:14.480]: Create a pole jam at a spot. [00:20:14.480 -> 00:20:16.480]: Get five different tricks off of it. [00:20:16.480 -> 00:20:17.480]: This sounds amazing. [00:20:17.480 -> 00:20:19.480]: We have the honor of getting to spend the day [00:20:19.480 -> 00:20:21.480]: with Jeff Hartzell, [00:20:21.480 -> 00:20:23.480]: Alva Boy from the '80s, [00:20:23.480 -> 00:20:25.480]: original pioneer of street skating. [00:20:25.480 -> 00:20:29.480]: In fact, he had the first documented photo of a pole jam, [00:20:29.480 -> 00:20:31.480]: now a standard trick. [00:20:31.480 -> 00:20:32.480]: I've never met him before, [00:20:32.480 -> 00:20:33.480]: so I'm, like, pretty... [00:20:33.480 -> 00:20:39.180]: pretty pumped on it he's part of the Alva crew back in like the 80s you know they were like kind [00:20:39.180 -> 00:20:45.660]: of the gnarly dudes and as a little kid I was always like these guys are gnarly like so I'm [00:20:45.660 -> 00:20:52.860]: stoked to meet him where we gonna know we're meeting Jeff Hartzell at the skatepark legend [00:20:52.860 -> 00:21:03.100]: how's it roll nice to meet you yeah good to see you man so man I'm Zach Zach nice to meet you [00:21:03.100 -> 00:21:14.580]: Joe nice to meet you yeah legends when you die I tried to play it cool but like I was like totally [00:21:14.580 -> 00:21:20.860]: fanning out like inside I actually had the pole jam photo on my wall it's crazy and that was one [00:21:20.860 -> 00:21:22.840]: of our challenges was like to go skate with Jeff Hartzell and I was like I'm gonna go skate with [00:21:22.840 -> 00:21:29.320]: Jeff Hartzell and do the pole jam it's a pole and what we're making is a pole jam we're gonna do [00:21:29.320 -> 00:21:35.180]: five different pole jams well last time I did this was in Jamaica in 2007 and then before that was the [00:21:35.180 -> 00:21:42.340]: ad straight pole jam that's one [00:21:52.820 -> 00:21:57.880]: pole jam pole jam pole jam 180 pole jam back 180 now [00:21:57.880 -> 00:22:10.060]: that's six we got extra that was [00:22:10.060 -> 00:22:20.740]: yes I made it [00:22:20.740 -> 00:22:22.800]: Jeff was he was awesome [00:22:22.800 -> 00:22:27.440]: we got to see him do a pole jam got the pole jam with him we jammed the same pole [00:22:27.440 -> 00:22:37.080]: you got good posture we all joke around about getting old and you can't skate and like that [00:22:37.080 -> 00:22:40.280]: kind of dumb stuff but the dude's 53 and still shredding [00:22:40.280 -> 00:22:41.580]: that's Jeff Hartzell [00:22:41.580 -> 00:22:51.500]: everyone was ripping that got me psyched [00:22:51.500 -> 00:23:05.280]: all right boys North Shore hollies meet up with North Shore local Evan mock for his special North [00:23:05.280 -> 00:23:13.920]: Shore challenges Evan mock was born on the North Shore ultimate local he's always been the guy that [00:23:13.920 -> 00:23:18.960]: showed us around giving us great hospitality and today he's willing to do the same thing for the [00:23:18.960 -> 00:23:21.480]: creature team this is where I grew up skating and I'm going to show you what it's like to be a [00:23:21.480 -> 00:23:24.300]: it's crazy because I learn how to drop in here [00:23:24.300 -> 00:23:33.340]: they're going to need to do five different tricks up the big extension [00:23:33.340 -> 00:23:51.460]: yeah [00:23:51.460 -> 00:24:03.280]: how's that lay totally lies yeah the North Shore is the most famous surf break in the world [00:24:03.280 -> 00:24:18.040]: Hawaiians invented surfing which you could say led to skateboarding so we crafted a special surfboard on wheels that's ridiculous I guess these guys are supposed to drop it on the extension [00:24:18.040 -> 00:24:21.440]: yeah [00:24:21.440 -> 00:24:23.440]: Yeah! [00:24:23.440 -> 00:24:25.440]: Yeah! [00:24:25.440 -> 00:24:27.440]: ♪♪ [00:24:27.440 -> 00:24:29.440]: ♪♪ [00:24:29.440 -> 00:24:31.440]: Catch a grind. [00:24:31.440 -> 00:24:33.440]: Surf's up, bruh. [00:24:33.440 -> 00:24:35.440]: ♪♪ [00:24:35.440 -> 00:24:37.440]: Yeah, Chris! [00:24:37.440 -> 00:24:39.440]: ♪♪ [00:24:39.440 -> 00:24:41.440]: Yeah! [00:24:41.440 -> 00:24:43.440]: Yeah! [00:24:43.440 -> 00:24:47.440]: And then somebody's got to get four wheels out on an air. [00:24:47.440 -> 00:24:51.440]: ♪♪ [00:24:51.440 -> 00:24:53.440]: Yeah, Willis! [00:24:53.440 -> 00:24:55.440]: ♪♪ [00:24:55.440 -> 00:24:57.440]: Yeah! [00:24:57.440 -> 00:24:59.440]: That was gnarly. [00:24:59.440 -> 00:25:01.440]: Surf's titty. [00:25:01.440 -> 00:25:03.440]: Dude, waves are pumping, bruh. [00:25:03.440 -> 00:25:05.440]: Dude, that was it. [00:25:05.440 -> 00:25:07.440]: Hell yeah. [00:25:07.440 -> 00:25:09.440]: ♪♪ [00:25:09.440 -> 00:25:11.440]: Oh, yeah. [00:25:11.440 -> 00:25:13.440]: Yeah! [00:25:13.440 -> 00:25:15.440]: I mean, look at that scar. [00:25:15.440 -> 00:25:17.440]: It's like gnarly, dude. [00:25:17.440 -> 00:25:19.440]: Yeah, Kevin! [00:25:19.440 -> 00:25:21.440]: ♪♪ [00:25:21.440 -> 00:25:23.440]: Oh, yeah. [00:25:23.440 -> 00:25:25.440]: No, dude! [00:25:25.440 -> 00:25:27.440]: Bullshit! [00:25:27.440 -> 00:25:29.440]: Going like 10 miles an hour faster than he needs to, [00:25:29.440 -> 00:25:31.440]: and he's pretty much almost landing to flat, [00:25:31.440 -> 00:25:33.440]: so the hammer's just got to put little brakes on, [00:25:33.440 -> 00:25:35.440]: and he'll just do it. [00:25:35.440 -> 00:25:37.440]: Hey. [00:25:37.440 -> 00:25:39.440]: Oh, shit! [00:25:39.440 -> 00:25:41.440]: Ah! [00:25:41.440 -> 00:25:43.440]: Jesus. [00:25:43.440 -> 00:25:45.440]: ♪♪ [00:25:45.440 -> 00:25:47.440]: ♪♪ [00:25:47.440 -> 00:25:49.440]: Yeah! [00:25:49.440 -> 00:25:51.440]: Yeah! [00:25:51.440 -> 00:25:53.440]: Yeah! [00:25:53.440 -> 00:25:55.440]: Yeah! [00:25:55.440 -> 00:25:57.440]: Respect, dude. Perfect. [00:25:57.440 -> 00:25:59.440]: ♪♪ [00:25:59.440 -> 00:26:01.440]: Oh! [00:26:01.440 -> 00:26:03.440]: It's a wrap. [00:26:03.440 -> 00:26:05.440]: ♪♪ [00:26:05.440 -> 00:26:07.440]: ♪♪ [00:26:07.440 -> 00:26:09.440]: ♪♪ [00:26:09.440 -> 00:26:11.440]: ♪♪ [00:26:11.440 -> 00:26:13.440]: ♪♪ [00:26:13.440 -> 00:26:15.440]: It's the morning. Just waiting for our challenges. [00:26:15.440 -> 00:26:17.440]: Cruise out with Sean Ryder. [00:26:17.440 -> 00:26:19.440]: Riley of the Shitty Kids for a shitty tour of the island. [00:26:19.440 -> 00:26:21.440]: Today we're gonna meet up with, like, a bunch of the Shitty Kids. [00:26:21.440 -> 00:26:23.440]: They're just kids in Hawaii that represent Hawaii skateboarding. [00:26:23.440 -> 00:26:25.440]: Like, they're just raw. [00:26:25.440 -> 00:26:27.440]: Skate whatever whenever. [00:26:27.440 -> 00:26:29.440]: ♪♪ [00:26:29.440 -> 00:26:31.440]: Start the day at Aula Park [00:26:31.440 -> 00:26:33.440]: with a Spam Musubi. [00:26:33.440 -> 00:26:35.440]: Perfect. [00:26:35.440 -> 00:26:37.440]: Buy them from 7-Eleven. [00:26:37.440 -> 00:26:39.440]: Everyone on the team must eat one. [00:26:39.440 -> 00:26:41.440]: Uh-oh. Spam for breakfast. Let's get it. [00:26:41.440 -> 00:26:43.440]: Yeah. [00:26:43.440 -> 00:26:45.440]: When you go to a 7-Eleven in Hawaii, [00:26:45.440 -> 00:26:47.440]: you grab a Spam Musubi. [00:26:47.440 -> 00:26:49.440]: So it's, like, rice and Spam wrapped in seaweed. [00:26:49.440 -> 00:26:51.440]: Okay, I'm starving. [00:26:51.440 -> 00:26:53.440]: Excited to eat this. [00:26:53.440 -> 00:26:55.440]: Need to go get some condiments. [00:26:55.440 -> 00:26:57.440]: Awesome. [00:26:57.440 -> 00:26:59.440]: Touch your meat. Everybody touch their meat. [00:26:59.440 -> 00:27:01.440]: Boom, boom, boom, boom. [00:27:01.440 -> 00:27:03.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:03.440 -> 00:27:05.440]: It smells of Monsanto. [00:27:05.440 -> 00:27:07.440]: Oh, it's just bomb. [00:27:07.440 -> 00:27:09.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:09.440 -> 00:27:11.440]: What is it? It doesn't smell too good, dude. [00:27:11.440 -> 00:27:13.440]: I mean, it's not bad. [00:27:13.440 -> 00:27:15.440]: There's no gravy, though. [00:27:15.440 -> 00:27:17.440]: There is. [00:27:17.440 -> 00:27:19.440]: That's fully green, dude. [00:27:19.440 -> 00:27:21.440]: It's a dark shade of green. [00:27:21.440 -> 00:27:23.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:23.440 -> 00:27:25.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:25.440 -> 00:27:27.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:27.440 -> 00:27:29.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:29.440 -> 00:27:31.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:31.440 -> 00:27:33.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:33.440 -> 00:27:35.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:35.440 -> 00:27:37.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:37.440 -> 00:27:39.440]: ♪♪ [00:27:39.440 -> 00:27:41.440]: Wow. Do you mean Cypress? [00:27:41.440 -> 00:27:43.440]: No, I haven't. Cypress, this is Jamie. [00:27:43.440 -> 00:27:45.440]: What's up, man? Nice to meet you, man. [00:27:45.440 -> 00:27:49.780]: ♪♪ [00:27:49.780 -> 00:27:52.780]: One skater on the team must grind the over vert, [00:27:52.780 -> 00:27:54.200]: a la Park Barefoot, [00:27:54.200 -> 00:27:57.780]: and another must get a trick off the top bar. [00:27:57.780 -> 00:28:00.280]: Sean Riley of the Shitty Kids is famous for skating [00:28:00.280 -> 00:28:01.780]: a la Park Barefoot. [00:28:01.780 -> 00:28:06.820]: ♪♪ [00:28:06.820 -> 00:28:09.320]: They got to grind the lit barefoot. [00:28:09.320 -> 00:28:11.440]: Oh, shit. Oh, you're a trick. [00:28:11.440 -> 00:28:13.440]: I don't know. Barefoot! [00:28:13.440 -> 00:28:15.440]: Oh! [00:28:15.440 -> 00:28:17.440]: First try! [00:28:17.440 -> 00:28:29.440]: Oh! [00:28:29.440 -> 00:28:35.440]: Come on, John, you got it! [00:28:35.440 -> 00:28:39.440]: Oh! First try! [00:28:42.440 -> 00:28:44.440]: You guys been here before? [00:28:44.440 -> 00:28:46.440]: I've been here 2004. [00:28:46.440 -> 00:28:48.440]: Well, it's only gotten worse. [00:28:48.440 -> 00:28:51.440]: And Joy gets to go to the infamous Wallows Ditch, [00:28:51.440 -> 00:28:54.440]: made famous in the 1987 classic, [00:28:54.440 -> 00:28:56.440]: \The Search for Animal Chin.\"" [00:28:56.440 -> 00:29:00.440]: This is epic terrain. [00:29:00.440 -> 00:29:02.440]: It's steep, kinked, [00:29:02.440 -> 00:29:05.440]: and as rough as a cheese grater. [00:29:05.440 -> 00:29:08.440]: I've never been here, and I saw this in the Powell videos, [00:29:08.440 -> 00:29:11.440]: and so to be here is amazing. [00:29:11.440 -> 00:29:14.440]: Just 'cause it's so historic in skateboarding. [00:29:14.440 -> 00:29:15.440]: So for their challenges, [00:29:15.440 -> 00:29:18.440]: they need to recreate Tommy Guerrero's cover, [00:29:18.440 -> 00:29:20.440]: and then we want to see two more tricks down the hip, [00:29:20.440 -> 00:29:22.440]: including one flip trick. [00:29:22.440 -> 00:29:29.440]: Hey, is this the air ball right here? [00:29:29.440 -> 00:29:31.440]: Technically, it's that one. [00:29:31.440 -> 00:29:35.440]: These wheels are gonna touch some of this shit right here. [00:29:35.440 -> 00:29:37.440]: I'm telling you that right now. [00:29:37.440 -> 00:29:40.440]: He wants to skate this just as much as these other guys. [00:29:40.440 -> 00:29:42.440]: Well, he probably wants to skate this more than the other guys. [00:29:42.440 -> 00:29:43.440]: These guys are pretty beat. [00:29:43.440 -> 00:29:45.440]: We'll see who steps up and shreds it. [00:29:45.440 -> 00:29:47.440]: Who knows? Maybe Andy will bring the stove. [00:29:47.440 -> 00:29:56.440]: Andy's gnarly, dude. He's still charging. [00:29:56.440 -> 00:29:58.440]: Prison will do that to a person. [00:29:58.440 -> 00:30:00.440]: As it turns out, prison sucks. [00:30:00.440 -> 00:30:07.440]: Yeah! That was beautiful! [00:30:07.440 -> 00:30:09.440]: Oh! [00:30:09.440 -> 00:30:10.440]: Dude, what he just did, [00:30:10.440 -> 00:30:13.440]: that was totally like how it was done back in the day. [00:30:13.440 -> 00:30:15.440]: Yeah! Ramers! [00:30:15.440 -> 00:30:20.440]: Yeah! [00:30:20.440 -> 00:30:22.440]: Yeah, Enzo! [00:30:22.440 -> 00:30:24.440]: This is sick. [00:30:24.440 -> 00:30:26.440]: I don't think anyone's ever done a flip trick [00:30:26.440 -> 00:30:27.440]: down the real air ball. [00:30:27.440 -> 00:30:29.440]: Back in the day, these guys would early grab down this thing, [00:30:29.440 -> 00:30:32.440]: but a flip trick has rarely, if ever, been done. [00:30:32.440 -> 00:30:37.440]: Yeah, Jacko. [00:30:37.440 -> 00:30:42.440]: ♪ ♪ [00:30:42.440 -> 00:30:44.440]: Damn it! [00:30:44.440 -> 00:30:46.440]: Well, you're at Wallows, [00:30:46.440 -> 00:30:48.440]: and you have a 7 1/2-inch board [00:30:48.440 -> 00:30:51.440]: with really loose trucks and size 49-millimeter wheels, [00:30:51.440 -> 00:30:53.440]: and you're between the age of 30 and 50. [00:30:53.440 -> 00:30:54.440]: It's a little rough. [00:30:54.440 -> 00:30:56.440]: Somebody make the K-flip, Jackson. [00:30:56.440 -> 00:30:58.440]: 20 bucks right now. I got it. [00:30:58.440 -> 00:31:04.440]: It would have been incredible, [00:31:04.440 -> 00:31:06.440]: and I had the money to pay him. [00:31:06.440 -> 00:31:11.880]: I don't think people really appreciate it [00:31:11.880 -> 00:31:12.860]: till you actually get there, [00:31:12.860 -> 00:31:15.540]: but Wallows is rough as shark's teeth. [00:31:15.540 -> 00:31:19.760]: Oh, my God! [00:31:19.760 -> 00:31:23.820]: That's the gnarliest thing I've ever seen at Wallows, ever. [00:31:23.820 -> 00:31:25.240]: Ever, hands down. [00:31:25.240 -> 00:31:26.720]: Oh, my God. [00:31:26.720 -> 00:31:27.540]: Jackson. [00:31:27.540 -> 00:31:28.200]: Jackson. [00:31:28.200 -> 00:31:32.020]: Oh, my God! [00:31:32.020 -> 00:31:32.340]: Yeah! [00:31:32.340 -> 00:31:32.700]: Oh, my God! [00:31:32.700 -> 00:31:33.980]: Oh, my God! [00:31:33.980 -> 00:31:41.000]: Oh, my God! [00:31:41.000 -> 00:31:42.340]: Keep going! Keep going! [00:31:42.340 -> 00:31:43.740]: Life goal, check. [00:31:43.740 -> 00:31:47.540]: The Hawaiian OGs at the classic spot is a dream come true. [00:31:47.540 -> 00:31:49.720]: This is a King of the Road dream come true for sure. [00:31:49.720 -> 00:31:54.120]: Yeah! [00:31:54.120 -> 00:31:58.980]: Taking us here, homie. [00:31:58.980 -> 00:31:59.900]: Dude, it's made up. [00:31:59.900 -> 00:32:01.520]: It's insane, man. [00:32:01.520 -> 00:32:02.260]: Yeah. [00:32:02.260 -> 00:32:03.880]: It's rad to have her, [00:32:03.960 -> 00:32:09.860]: out here. Blessed to be included in this. Thanks for coming out you guys. [00:32:09.860 -> 00:32:19.360]: Oh my gosh. Hey Jake! How do you ever see anyone ski like that on a ski tour? Oh my god I can't believe we made it that far. That was rad. [00:32:19.360 -> 00:32:43.360]: It's weird because I didn't really think about it as this is our last night. It's rad because like everybody wants to get something, you know. [00:32:43.360 -> 00:32:48.860]: Jackson's going to finger flip it first go right here. You told him 100 bucks on this try? Yeah he did though. [00:32:48.860 -> 00:32:49.360]: Yeah he did. [00:32:49.360 -> 00:32:51.360]: He is the T1000 of skateboarding. [00:32:51.360 -> 00:32:59.860]: Oh my god! Yes! This is it. The last few hours of the trip. [00:32:59.860 -> 00:33:11.860]: Yeah Zach! He's going for the switch frontside big spin heel flip. I don't think anybody else on any of the other teams have it on lockdown so it'd be good for Zach to get it. [00:33:11.860 -> 00:33:18.860]: Oh my god! Do it! [00:33:18.860 -> 00:33:22.860]: He's like really gritty ground so he'll bleed. [00:33:22.860 -> 00:33:34.360]: Hopefully they can muster the energy, muster that coder spirit, mix with aloha and bust their final few tricks. [00:33:34.360 -> 00:33:38.360]: Oh my god! [00:33:38.360 -> 00:33:41.860]: Oh my god! [00:33:41.860 -> 00:33:44.860]: This is where you see who can push all the way through to the finish line. [00:33:44.860 -> 00:33:47.860]: A one in two! [00:33:47.860 -> 00:33:50.860]: I'll be over with you. [00:33:50.860 -> 00:33:55.860]: There's a moment around me all the time. [00:33:55.860 -> 00:33:58.860]: There's a moment around me all the time. [00:33:58.860 -> 00:34:01.860]: That's what we call team support. [00:34:01.860 -> 00:34:02.860]: Dance with it, baby. [00:34:02.860 -> 00:34:03.860]: Dance with it. [00:34:03.860 -> 00:34:05.860]: Dance with it. [00:34:05.860 -> 00:34:10.860]: There's a moment around me all the time. [00:34:10.860 -> 00:34:15.860]: There's a moment around me all the time. [00:34:15.860 -> 00:34:18.700]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:18.700 -> 00:34:20.900]: ♪ And please don't ask me why ♪ [00:34:20.900 -> 00:34:22.900]: Seriously, 29. [00:34:22.900 -> 00:34:25.900]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:25.900 -> 00:34:28.700]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:28.700 -> 00:34:30.700]: ♪ And please don't ask me why ♪ [00:34:30.700 -> 00:34:31.740]: -Love you. -Love you. [00:34:31.740 -> 00:34:33.740]: One more big hug. [00:34:33.740 -> 00:34:35.240]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:35.240 -> 00:34:37.240]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:37.240 -> 00:34:40.240]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:40.240 -> 00:34:42.240]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:42.240 -> 00:34:44.240]: ♪ I don't think that I do know ♪ [00:34:44.240 -> 00:34:54.240]: ♪♪ [00:34:54.240 -> 00:35:04.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:04.240 -> 00:35:14.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:14.240 -> 00:35:24.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:24.240 -> 00:35:30.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:30.240 -> 00:35:32.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:32.240 -> 00:35:33.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:33.240 -> 00:35:34.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:34.240 -> 00:35:44.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:44.240 -> 00:35:54.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:54.240 -> 00:35:59.240]: ♪♪ [00:35:59.240 -> 00:36:00.240]: Perfect! [00:36:00.240 -> 00:36:04.240]: We got here at 6:30. [00:36:04.240 -> 00:36:06.240]: It's 9:30 right now. [00:36:06.240 -> 00:36:09.240]: So... [00:36:09.240 -> 00:36:11.240]: Come on, Zach. [00:36:11.240 -> 00:36:13.240]: You got it, dude. You're gonna make it. [00:36:13.240 -> 00:36:16.240]: We need a Cinderella story. [00:36:16.240 -> 00:36:18.240]: And you got the glass slippers. [00:36:18.240 -> 00:36:21.240]: Come on, Zach. Cinderella story. [00:36:21.240 -> 00:36:23.240]: Do it! [00:36:23.240 -> 00:36:26.240]: ♪♪ [00:36:26.240 -> 00:36:28.240]: We're gonna all embrace him. [00:36:28.240 -> 00:36:30.240]: Oh, my God! [00:36:30.240 -> 00:36:32.240]: Right there, Zach. [00:36:32.240 -> 00:36:36.240]: ♪♪ [00:36:36.240 -> 00:36:39.240]: ♪♪ [00:36:39.240 -> 00:36:41.240]: Zach was the first dude I picked [00:36:41.240 -> 00:36:44.240]: when I found out we were gonna do King of the Road this year [00:36:44.240 -> 00:36:47.240]: because I knew he will not give up. [00:36:47.240 -> 00:36:48.240]: This is it. [00:36:48.240 -> 00:36:52.240]: His last night of the whole thing, [00:36:52.240 -> 00:36:54.240]: Zach's the dude up here battling. [00:36:54.240 -> 00:36:56.240]: And that's, like... [00:36:56.240 -> 00:36:57.240]: That's Zach Wallin. [00:36:57.240 -> 00:37:00.240]: That's the kind of person he is. [00:37:00.240 -> 00:37:01.240]: The wind died. [00:37:01.240 -> 00:37:05.080]: - I have one more, dude. You know you got it. [00:37:05.080 -> 00:37:08.740]: - You gotta roll away. - I'm in such a like, ah. [00:37:08.740 -> 00:37:11.580]: - You gotta roll away. - I'm in such a dark place. [00:37:11.580 -> 00:37:14.620]: - I know, but dude, you can do this. [00:37:14.620 -> 00:37:18.080]: - Dude, Zach is the toughest dude ever. [00:37:18.080 -> 00:37:19.560]: - You got that shit. - You're not good? [00:37:19.560 -> 00:37:21.060]: It's gonna fail right away. [00:37:21.060 -> 00:37:24.100]: - Fight, fight, fight to the very end. [00:37:24.100 -> 00:37:29.100]: - Yeah! - Yeah! [00:37:29.100 -> 00:37:41.280]: - So badass. Like he just beat himself and would not, [00:37:41.280 -> 00:37:42.120]: not quit. [00:37:42.120 -> 00:37:47.500]: Anybody else would have given up, [00:37:47.500 -> 00:37:49.700]: but that was three hours of jumping down there. [00:37:49.700 -> 00:37:51.760]: So good. [00:37:53.720 -> 00:37:55.560]: - So what we're basically gonna have to do, [00:37:55.560 -> 00:37:57.640]: this is where his eyebrows are. [00:37:57.640 -> 00:37:58.940]: And then right below it's gonna be eyes. [00:37:58.940 -> 00:38:02.820]: So that's basically, we cut more than negative space. [00:38:02.820 -> 00:38:05.640]: - Oh . [00:38:05.640 -> 00:38:06.940]: - Smells like a fart tire. [00:38:06.940 -> 00:38:11.320]: - In the past, I've always gotten the worst haircut [00:38:11.320 -> 00:38:13.540]: and that's something I take pretty serious. [00:38:13.540 -> 00:38:15.080]: No one's ever beat me. [00:38:15.080 -> 00:38:18.540]: Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hide your sisters. [00:38:18.540 -> 00:38:21.340]: I'm hitting the town tonight [00:38:21.340 -> 00:38:23.340]: by not going home empty handed. [00:38:23.340 -> 00:38:29.260]: My homie here's got his ass hair waxed and glued to his head [00:38:29.260 -> 00:38:31.220]: along with other people's dick hair. [00:38:31.220 -> 00:38:34.860]: Every year I have an idea going in [00:38:34.860 -> 00:38:37.100]: that I'm pretty confident with. [00:38:37.100 -> 00:38:39.320]: He wanted to get his eyebrow tats on the back of his head [00:38:39.320 -> 00:38:40.640]: and recreated his face. [00:38:40.640 -> 00:38:46.860]: - Take over the road. [00:38:46.860 -> 00:38:47.740]: - Yeah, looks good. [00:38:47.740 -> 00:38:49.860]: - We put king of the dong on his head. [00:38:49.860 -> 00:38:52.360]: - So he has no idea. [00:38:52.360 -> 00:38:52.960]: - Best decision I ever made. [00:38:52.960 -> 00:38:53.960]: Hands down. [00:38:53.960 -> 00:38:57.460]: - You're a genius, kid. [00:38:57.460 -> 00:38:59.460]: That was so genius. [00:38:59.460 -> 00:39:09.900]: - So we're gonna try and get the placement of the nose right. [00:39:09.900 -> 00:39:13.020]: - We're working. [00:39:13.020 -> 00:39:14.280]: - This is really good, dude. [00:39:14.280 -> 00:39:15.100]: - We're getting there, guys. [00:39:15.100 -> 00:39:16.780]: - This is incredible. [00:39:16.780 -> 00:39:21.020]: - Dong-da-dong-dong-dong. [00:39:21.020 -> 00:39:22.580]: - We put king of the dong crowned on his head, [00:39:22.580 -> 00:39:25.420]: crown of the dong on his head, on the back of his head, [00:39:25.420 -> 00:39:26.760]: as his eyebrows. - Instead of king of the road, [00:39:26.760 -> 00:39:29.420]: so he has no idea. - Opportunity presented itself, [00:39:29.420 -> 00:39:30.720]: and we took it. [00:39:30.720 -> 00:39:34.680]: Oh, my God, the eyes just made it look real. [00:39:34.680 -> 00:39:37.060]: He still hasn't even looked at it in the mirror or nothing. [00:39:37.060 -> 00:39:38.720]: - He's so stoked. - So, yeah. [00:39:38.720 -> 00:39:39.940]: - We've been saying king of the dong all night, [00:39:39.940 -> 00:39:41.940]: and he still has no idea. - He's so stoked. [00:39:41.940 -> 00:39:44.480]: - It's on. [00:39:44.480 -> 00:39:47.320]: This is the last day, right? I'm burnt, dude. [00:39:47.320 -> 00:39:50.360]: - This is the last couple hours, not even day, half day. [00:39:50.360 -> 00:39:52.060]: - It's, like, hit me super hard today. [00:39:52.060 -> 00:39:54.900]: - I know. [00:39:54.900 -> 00:39:56.480]: - Pissing some blood last night. [00:39:56.480 -> 00:39:58.480]: Just falling on my kidneys so much. [00:39:58.480 -> 00:40:00.060]: It's pretty gross. [00:40:00.060 -> 00:40:01.980]: - As long as you don't piss blood, like, more than, like, [00:40:01.980 -> 00:40:03.660]: once or twice in a row, you're good. [00:40:03.660 -> 00:40:07.160]: - So me pissing blood on a daily basis is not healthy? [00:40:07.160 -> 00:40:09.240]: - This is the final day of king of the road, [00:40:09.240 -> 00:40:13.240]: and I'm about to send the teams the Hawaii bounties. [00:40:13.240 -> 00:40:15.340]: - All I'm thinking about is these stupid challenges [00:40:15.340 -> 00:40:16.880]: coming up. [00:40:16.880 -> 00:40:19.080]: For the bounty, only one team can get the points [00:40:19.080 -> 00:40:20.540]: for each trigger challenge. [00:40:20.540 -> 00:40:21.540]: - I'll send a list of triggers. [00:40:21.540 -> 00:40:27.080]: trick challenges through this group text at 11 a.m. The guys I think are going to give it one [00:40:27.080 -> 00:40:32.100]: last big burst of energy to try to knock these out and they're all things that these guys can [00:40:32.100 -> 00:40:38.460]: do even though they're pretty hairball. Yo yo guess who's back? Yo Bean Eater with the four [00:40:38.460 -> 00:40:49.120]: months. Bean Eater 420. Oh excuse me. What's up guys? How is this going? How's that going? [00:40:49.120 -> 00:41:01.380]: Oh shit. What's up guys? 17 cents affiliate. Oh shit balls. [00:41:01.380 -> 00:41:17.180]: Oh rip. Always. Always. Hold on I forgot to grab something. Give me just a second guys. [00:41:17.180 -> 00:41:18.960]: Take some long hits. [00:41:18.960 -> 00:41:23.020]: Two minutes dude. That's bullshit. That's lame. Wait they really said they're [00:41:23.020 -> 00:41:36.920]: It's Mr. Pistol Popper screaming fuck the copper. I just bought a crispy chopper [00:41:36.920 -> 00:41:42.360]: finna fuck your blocker blocker even crack the paper that's the niggas hating [00:41:42.360 -> 00:41:48.020]: I've been impatiently waiting to show you niggas shating all this talk of Illuminati [00:41:48.020 -> 00:41:48.740]: Illuminati. [00:41:48.740 -> 00:41:55.920]: Ain't got a clue about me. Bitch I'm tripping Illuminati and got my crew behind me. Shooters [00:41:55.920 -> 00:42:02.160]: round me. Keep them looters round me. Keep a tool around me. And to keep you fools around [00:42:02.160 -> 00:42:06.240]: me. Couple of them dudes around me. Where they at? Where they trapped? In their backpack. [00:42:06.240 -> 00:42:10.160]: When they cat cat leave you flat. Better back back on a fast track. Better tack. Nigga that's [00:42:10.160 -> 00:42:14.200]: that. Nigga pass that. Finna ash with a hash hat. Gotta cash stacks for the ass. Finna smash [00:42:14.200 -> 00:42:18.160]: that. Nigga cash that ASAP. Then I pass that off to my niggas then she ask for the cash [00:42:18.160 -> 00:42:18.400]: hat. [00:42:18.400 -> 00:42:26.400]: I see dead people. I need dead people. Lord pretty flacko bitch I be had people. [00:42:26.400 -> 00:42:34.400]: Nailing kiss the ring. Unheld the king. Long live ASAP. Put that on everything. [00:42:34.400 -> 00:42:58.400]: All right. Motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. ASAP. Yeah. [00:42:58.400 -> 00:42:59.400]: All right. [00:42:59.400 -> 00:43:09.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:09.400 -> 00:43:19.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:19.400 -> 00:43:29.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:29.400 -> 00:43:39.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:39.400 -> 00:43:43.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:43.400 -> 00:43:45.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:45.400 -> 00:43:47.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:47.400 -> 00:43:49.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:49.400 -> 00:43:53.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:53.400 -> 00:43:57.400]: ♪♪ [00:43:57.400 -> 00:44:01.400]: ♪♪ [00:44:01.400 -> 00:44:05.400]: ♪♪ [00:44:05.400 -> 00:44:09.400]: ♪♪ [00:44:09.400 -> 00:44:13.400]: ♪♪ [00:44:13.400 -> 00:44:17.400]: ♪♪ [00:44:17.400 -> 00:44:19.400]: ♪♪ [00:44:19.400 -> 00:44:33.340]: my life got to make it firm [00:44:33.340 -> 00:44:35.160]: chat's moving slow [00:44:35.160 -> 00:44:37.580]: early moaning [00:44:37.580 -> 00:44:43.520]: you're kind of slow right now [00:44:43.520 -> 00:44:45.420]: yep that's good [00:44:45.420 -> 00:44:47.560]: I'm just kidding looking good [00:44:47.560 -> 00:44:48.100]: looking good [00:44:48.100 -> 00:44:51.900]: we live alright bet bet bet [00:44:51.900 -> 00:44:53.400]: what's up Brendan how you doing boss [00:44:53.400 -> 00:44:55.900]: I'm gonna kick some ass for you guys right here [00:44:55.900 -> 00:45:16.720]: what's up drop [00:45:16.720 -> 00:45:17.560]: what's up [00:45:17.560 -> 00:45:18.800]: what's up street [00:45:18.800 -> 00:45:20.700]: what would happen what do you mean [00:45:20.700 -> 00:45:24.920]: come on I need one more player here [00:45:24.920 -> 00:45:27.200]: let me come on in [00:45:27.200 -> 00:45:28.420]: here they come [00:45:28.420 -> 00:45:30.220]: please don't skip me [00:45:30.220 -> 00:45:34.760]: yes [00:45:34.760 -> 00:45:37.380]: it's a zirker though definitely not my favorite [00:45:37.380 -> 00:45:44.080]: you treated all of us like other niggas [00:45:44.080 -> 00:45:45.940]: and now the world is in my palm [00:45:45.940 -> 00:45:46.680]: take cover [00:45:46.680 -> 00:45:47.680]: But Nick goes. [00:45:47.680 -> 00:46:07.140]: What the fuck? How are they so quick? [00:46:07.140 -> 00:46:37.120]: Oh, my God. [00:46:37.120 -> 00:47:07.100]: Oh, my God. [00:47:07.100 -> 00:47:32.100]: Oh, my God. [00:47:32.100 -> 00:47:33.640]: Yeah, that's some fucking bullshit, bro. [00:47:33.640 -> 00:47:38.840]: Wow. [00:47:38.840 -> 00:47:38.960]: Wow. [00:47:38.960 -> 00:47:42.860]: Wow, good fight. [00:47:42.860 -> 00:47:44.040]: That guy was sweaty as fuck. [00:47:44.040 -> 00:47:46.660]: Oh, my God. [00:47:46.660 -> 00:47:47.680]: What a buzzkill, dude. [00:47:47.680 -> 00:47:49.900]: I think I'm going to do good, and then that shit happens. [00:47:49.900 -> 00:47:50.780]: First fight. [00:47:50.780 -> 00:47:55.180]: So, I want to be... [00:47:55.180 -> 00:47:56.760]: I don't know, five years from now, dude. [00:47:56.760 -> 00:47:57.240]: We'll see. [00:47:57.240 -> 00:48:01.300]: I think you can, yeah. [00:48:01.300 -> 00:48:03.620]: Come on, guys. [00:48:03.620 -> 00:48:05.460]: Hold on, guys. [00:48:05.460 -> 00:48:07.720]: Yo. [00:48:07.720 -> 00:48:07.820]: Yo. [00:48:07.820 -> 00:48:07.880]: Yo. [00:48:07.880 -> 00:48:09.880]: ♪ Like when Jay-Z out trying to take me out ♪ [00:48:09.880 -> 00:48:11.880]: ♪ All these magazines trying to play me out ♪ [00:48:11.880 -> 00:48:13.880]: ♪ All my ex-girls trying to fade me out ♪ [00:48:13.880 -> 00:48:15.880]: ♪ But the internet was failing so it's crazy how ♪ [00:48:15.880 -> 00:48:22.880]: ♪ It's so easy to fall in love ♪ [00:48:22.880 -> 00:48:29.880]: ♪ It's so easy to fall in love ♪ [00:48:29.880 -> 00:48:36.880]: ♪ It's so easy to fall in love ♪ [00:48:36.880 -> 00:48:43.880]: ♪ It's so easy to fall in love ♪ [00:48:43.880 -> 00:48:44.880]: ♪ Uh ♪ [00:48:44.880 -> 00:48:46.880]: ♪ Okay wait now hold up ♪ [00:48:46.880 -> 00:48:48.880]: ♪ Let me switch that flow up ♪ [00:48:48.880 -> 00:48:51.880]: ♪ Call her to come over and you just try to control her ♪ [00:48:51.880 -> 00:48:53.880]: ♪ Ever since I growed up ♪ [00:48:53.880 -> 00:48:55.880]: ♪ I done got my dope up ♪ [00:48:55.880 -> 00:48:58.880]: ♪ Now I'm smokin' mobas and I'm zippin' till I'm cold up ♪ [00:48:58.880 -> 00:49:00.880]: ♪ Toe up from the flow up ♪ [00:49:00.880 -> 00:49:02.880]: ♪ Toe down from my toes up ♪ [00:49:02.880 -> 00:49:05.880]: ♪ Get throw till I throw up but I'm pippin' like I'm slow stuff ♪ [00:49:05.880 -> 00:49:07.880]: ♪ Got the illest cho-chup ♪ [00:49:07.880 -> 00:49:09.880]: ♪ Reason why I chose her ♪ [00:49:09.880 -> 00:49:10.880]: ♪ Mommy is a rider ♪ [00:49:10.880 -> 00:49:12.880]: ♪ And see me I be that roll up ♪ [00:49:12.880 -> 00:49:16.880]: ♪ She hate a rat nigga walkin' with his nose up ♪ [00:49:16.880 -> 00:49:20.880]: ♪ She date a rat nigga walkin' with his toes up ♪ [00:49:20.880 -> 00:49:22.880]: ♪ Take your picture get you close up ♪ [00:49:22.880 -> 00:49:26.880]: ♪ Another fake imitation just a poser on the poster ♪ [00:49:26.880 -> 00:49:28.880]: ♪ I did it again for my culture ♪ [00:49:28.880 -> 00:49:30.880]: ♪ Went past the roses traded it in for a rover ♪ [00:49:30.880 -> 00:49:32.880]: ♪ Just to get in and get show for drop off ♪ [00:49:32.880 -> 00:49:34.880]: Whoa what is that my chat holy crap [00:49:34.880 -> 00:49:36.880]: Alright guys [00:49:36.880 -> 00:49:38.880]: I'm gonna do something really quick [00:49:38.880 -> 00:49:48.880]: Holy shit dude [00:49:48.880 -> 00:49:52.880]: My affiliate numbers are so much better now [00:49:52.880 -> 00:49:57.880]: Hold on chatarooski [00:49:57.880 -> 00:50:09.880]: I don't delete that [00:50:09.880 -> 00:50:11.880]: Don't delete what? [00:50:11.880 -> 00:50:13.880]: Oh the tits I like [00:50:13.880 -> 00:50:14.880]: Oh yeah [00:50:14.880 -> 00:50:20.880]: Bossman Jackarooski [00:50:20.880 -> 00:50:21.880]: Bosski [00:50:21.880 -> 00:50:23.880]: Good morning guys [00:50:23.880 -> 00:50:25.880]: I know right? [00:50:25.880 -> 00:50:54.800]: all right. I will eventually. I'm sure. Yeah, this is my story. My struggle. My bit is recent. [00:50:54.800 -> 00:51:03.360]: I'm paying. Check it. Food getting lower. Money coming slower. Damn landlord keep bitching [00:51:03.360 -> 00:51:07.640]: because you owe her. I'm too afraid to grow up. I pray to God I blow up and roll up with [00:51:07.640 -> 00:51:11.920]: something foreign where the front doors go up. I'm gonna be at my peers. Can't hear my [00:51:11.920 -> 00:51:17.060]: prayers. My only nigga got me scared is being upstairs with my back against the wall. I'm [00:51:17.060 -> 00:51:24.540]: gonna face my fears. I swallow my pride before I swallow a tear. I got no money at all. Yeah, [00:51:24.540 -> 00:51:24.780]: that's an [00:51:24.780 -> 00:51:25.360]: error on. Yeah. [00:51:25.360 -> 00:51:31.720]: 96.8%. [00:51:31.720 -> 00:51:46.860]: Damn, who's that? [00:51:54.760 -> 00:52:16.420]: what on my mother called PayPal I think they can help whether they open yet the [00:52:16.420 -> 00:52:21.520]: customer service they open at 8 a.m. Eastern by not by Western time they [00:52:21.520 -> 00:52:35.740]: fire no traffic probably would a bad bitch last actress which I call people [00:52:35.740 -> 00:52:39.720]: all of that was past is now I'm living lavish it's got a man [00:52:39.720 -> 00:52:47.980]: I shall die before I pray so to take as I lay me down to sleep [00:52:47.980 -> 00:52:56.500]: wait to go arrest in peace if I stop before I wait free the joy songs I sing [00:52:56.500 -> 00:53:04.080]: as I lay me down to sleep wait the love of rest in peace [00:53:04.080 -> 00:53:06.140]: you [00:53:06.140 -> 00:53:22.540]: Interstate mixtape. [00:53:22.540 -> 00:53:40.480]: So recognize that shit, you better fucking recognize that fucking name right now, A$AP. [00:53:40.480 -> 00:53:47.600]: Recognize that shit, A$AP, A$AP, you don't put no fucking fear in my heart. [00:53:47.600 -> 00:53:51.420]: These other niggas so-so, they open up my mojo. [00:53:51.420 -> 00:53:52.360]: Man, it's Sophie. [00:53:52.360 -> 00:53:54.600]: With a half a kilo by her cho-cho. [00:53:54.600 -> 00:53:56.140]: Blow it out your culo. [00:53:56.140 -> 00:53:57.760]: Who got dope on the smoke, though? [00:53:57.760 -> 00:53:59.200]: My partner has Cinco. [00:53:59.200 -> 00:54:00.900]: Now we blowing on that Ocho. [00:54:00.900 -> 00:54:02.620]: Bozos love my rose gold. [00:54:02.620 -> 00:54:04.220]: Purple got me slow-mo. [00:54:04.220 -> 00:54:07.420]: Something like I'm Dorothy, but my rubies in my go-do. [00:54:07.420 -> 00:54:09.020]: What you think is fo-fo? [00:54:09.020 -> 00:54:10.780]: These niggas must be locos. [00:54:10.780 -> 00:54:13.660]: Babbin' on these bricks and for your fix, so call me Toto. [00:54:13.660 -> 00:54:15.100]: Follow me, follow me, follow me now. [00:54:15.100 -> 00:54:16.760]: Now I come through, people down. [00:54:16.760 -> 00:54:19.980]: Got a new Cadillac with a diamond in the back. [00:54:19.980 -> 00:54:21.600]: Got a bitch and she bad. [00:54:21.600 -> 00:54:22.340]: What about her? [00:54:22.520 -> 00:54:23.440]: I got a hunnid tech. [00:54:23.440 -> 00:54:24.980]: Got my goons on deck. [00:54:24.980 -> 00:54:26.620]: And we got a hunnid shack. [00:54:26.620 -> 00:54:28.180]: Bitch, you know about that. [00:54:28.180 -> 00:54:29.820]: Got me swaggin' to the max. [00:54:29.820 -> 00:54:32.100]: Everybody know I got the shit in bag. [00:54:32.100 -> 00:54:33.020]: It's just a match. [00:54:33.020 -> 00:54:35.020]: Uh, better come correct. [00:54:35.020 -> 00:54:37.020]: Fuck with the basses' ears. [00:54:37.020 -> 00:54:39.420]: Go grills like a set of new braces. [00:54:39.420 -> 00:54:41.220]: Why they comin' on my set, though? [00:54:41.220 -> 00:54:42.980]: They lickin' 'cause my neck gold. [00:54:42.980 -> 00:54:44.980]: And I let that tech show. [00:54:44.980 -> 00:54:46.180]: Hear that echo. [00:54:46.180 -> 00:54:47.540]: Let go that meadow. [00:54:47.540 -> 00:54:48.340]: We ain't special. [00:54:48.340 -> 00:54:49.380]: Do your threshold. [00:54:49.380 -> 00:54:51.480]: Niggas actin' petro, like it's sex-ro. [00:54:51.480 -> 00:54:52.180]: What's metro? [00:54:52.180 -> 00:54:55.340]: A bunch of bad bitches, fuckin' out on tour [00:54:55.340 -> 00:54:58.560]: Like it through the back door, give it to her raw [00:54:58.560 -> 00:55:01.440]: Shimmy, shimmy, y'all, ODB, ODB [00:55:01.440 -> 00:55:04.620]: Fuckin' other niggas broads, OPP, OPP [00:55:04.620 -> 00:55:06.780]: Comin' down, stuntin' like a bitch [00:55:06.780 -> 00:55:08.800]: Bitches on my neck, on the set [00:55:08.800 -> 00:55:11.160]: And they like the nigga Tina, sick to rat [00:55:11.160 -> 00:55:14.400]: How they meanin' for a nigga, got these hoes up on my sack [00:55:14.400 -> 00:55:17.600]: Got my niggas in the back, couple bitches in the back [00:55:17.600 -> 00:55:19.880]: Yeah, they're closed right now. [00:55:19.880 -> 00:55:21.880]: They're closed. [00:55:21.880 -> 00:55:24.940]: Oh shit, dude, no way. [00:55:24.940 -> 00:55:26.100]: Oh my fuckin' God. [00:55:26.100 -> 00:55:28.120]: Hold on guys, I'll be right back. [00:55:28.120 -> 00:55:29.500]: In like five minutes, I'll be right back. [00:55:29.500 -> 00:55:29.740]: Thank you.