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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:04.600]:  College kids, what my parents told me is what I did.
[00:00:04.600 -> 00:00:08.360]:  They said, go to school and be a college kid.
[00:00:08.360 -> 00:00:11.520]:  But in the end, I questioned why I did.
[00:00:11.520 -> 00:00:15.000]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:00:15.000 -> 00:00:20.640]:  I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke.
[00:00:20.640 -> 00:00:22.320]:  I've got no cash to spend.
[00:00:22.320 -> 00:00:23.880]:  Sell all my books for front row.
[00:00:23.880 -> 00:00:27.760]:  Take his QD, math his pen, my girlfriend's at another school.
[00:00:27.760 -> 00:00:29.480]:  I know this here will test her.
[00:00:29.480 -> 00:00:34.360]:  I call down now, she had three other boyfriends last semester.
[00:00:34.360 -> 00:00:40.320]:  And that's why I say, \Oh
[00:00:40.320 -> 00:00:44.800]:  Call it torture, call it university.
[00:00:44.800 -> 00:00:47.280]:  Arts and crafts is all I need.
[00:00:47.280 -> 00:00:50.640]:  I'll take calligraphy, and then I'll make a faith to green.
[00:00:57.920 -> 00:01:01.400]:  80 grand later, I found out that all the I had learned
[00:01:01.400 -> 00:01:05.000]:  is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms.
[00:01:05.000 -> 00:01:06.800]:  The party scene is kind of mean.
[00:01:06.800 -> 00:01:08.520]:  I think it's sick, it's twisted.
[00:01:08.520 -> 00:01:13.440]:  But maybe you should have bet my form and claim that I enlisted.
[00:01:13.440 -> 00:01:19.400]:  And that's why I say, \Oh
[00:01:19.400 -> 00:01:23.880]:  Call it torture, call it university.
[00:01:23.880 -> 00:01:26.360]:  Arts and crafts is all I need.
[00:01:26.360 -> 00:01:30.360]:  I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree.
[00:01:30.360 -> 00:01:38.360]:  [MUSIC]
[00:01:38.360 -> 00:01:41.360]:  Don't get excited, just say no without it, that you see.
[00:01:41.360 -> 00:01:44.360]:  And I've decided, 'cause girls will smoke away with me.
[00:01:44.360 -> 00:01:47.360]:  They make me nervous, and they always catch me off my guard.
[00:01:47.360 -> 00:01:50.360]:  Like cell phone service, that about this college is too hard.
[00:01:50.360 -> 00:01:55.360]:  It's time to call my father, 'cause it's his own.
[00:01:55.360 -> 00:01:57.360]:  So what's up everybody? How's everybody doing, man?
[00:01:57.360 -> 00:02:00.360]:  It's good to see everybody. Hope you all are doing good tonight.
[00:02:24.360 -> 00:02:29.360]:  No, you're seeing things. I didn't start up a stream what are you talking about?
[00:02:29.360 -> 00:02:33.360]:  Oh no.
[00:02:40.360 -> 00:02:50.360]:  The cross is off.
[00:02:50.360 -> 00:02:56.360]:  I'll show you right now. I'll do the typing test. Fuck that monkey out.
[00:02:56.360 -> 00:02:59.360]:  Here we go.
[00:02:59.360 -> 00:03:14.360]:  Yeah, that's bad. Hold on. That's bad. I can type way faster than that.
[00:03:28.360 -> 00:03:35.360]:  I can't type with a fuck right now, bro. I can't type right now. My nerves are too fucked up, man, from losing so much.
[00:03:35.360 -> 00:03:42.360]:  I can type like 160 on a good day. 150, 140 on a bad day. 130, maybe on a bad day.
[00:03:42.360 -> 00:03:46.360]:  Yeah.
[00:03:46.360 -> 00:03:54.360]:  No way, Rabel. Did he really? Oh wow. I've had mods do that too, bro. That's fucked up.
[00:03:54.360 -> 00:03:58.360]:  People are so whack, man. I'm sorry to hear that, bro.
[00:03:58.360 -> 00:04:02.360]:  You'll get it back situated, let's go. Hopefully soon.
[00:04:02.360 -> 00:04:08.360]:  Probably sure won't. Well, that sucks, but yeah.
[00:04:08.360 -> 00:04:20.360]:  That's fucking go. Easy $4.
[00:04:20.360 -> 00:04:24.360]:  That's right, they can't. They can't though. There's nothing they can do.
[00:04:24.360 -> 00:04:28.360]:  Besides temporarily, fuck it up for a little bit. You're right though.
[00:04:28.360 -> 00:04:32.360]:  God damn it, dog.
[00:04:32.360 -> 00:04:36.360]:  Oh my god, come on.
[00:04:48.360 -> 00:04:51.360]:  Let's go! Big boy win!
[00:04:51.360 -> 00:04:56.360]:  Let's fucking go. That was a big boy win.
[00:04:56.360 -> 00:05:04.360]:  Double the depot up.
[00:05:04.360 -> 00:05:08.360]:  Alright, who's got the vibe for us tonight, guys?
[00:05:08.360 -> 00:05:10.360]:  Who's got the vibe for us?
[00:05:10.360 -> 00:05:14.360]:  Dude, I fucking appreciate you. Are you a real one, bro? I'm gonna try and get you a Christmas present, bro.
[00:05:14.360 -> 00:05:18.360]:  By the time Christmas is coming around, bro, I'm not kidding.
[00:05:18.360 -> 00:05:22.360]:  Thank you very much, if you're helping out. That is double it up, dude, let's fucking go.
[00:05:22.360 -> 00:05:26.360]:  How's fucking go, bro? I might leave mine, I'm gonna do
[00:05:26.360 -> 00:05:30.360]:  one more, one more mines, and I'm leaving.
[00:05:30.360 -> 00:05:36.360]:  Oh my god, guys!
[00:05:36.360 -> 00:05:40.360]:  Look at that! Oh my gosh!
[00:05:40.360 -> 00:05:44.360]:  $31! Holy fuck!
[00:05:44.360 -> 00:05:48.360]:  All right, I'm out! I'm out!
[00:05:48.360 -> 00:05:52.360]:  That was awesome! I just look at what I just started with, guys. I'm talking
[00:05:52.360 -> 00:05:56.360]:  351! Well, that's when it started pending, but
[00:05:56.360 -> 00:06:00.360]:  we're talking two minutes, man, and started with 18, got the 49. Let's go.
[00:06:00.360 -> 00:06:04.360]:  Talk to me through all you doing, boss.
[00:06:04.360 -> 00:06:08.360]:  So, I see this?
[00:06:08.360 -> 00:06:16.360]:  360s.
[00:06:16.360 -> 00:06:22.360]:  Oh, gosh. Can't go stepping out of schools.
[00:06:22.360 -> 00:06:36.360]:  Yes, I needed that.
[00:06:36.360 -> 00:06:50.360]:  Yes, I needed that.
[00:06:50.360 -> 00:06:54.360]:  Let's go, boys. I'm fucking happy about that, dude.
[00:06:54.360 -> 00:06:56.360]:  The originals are paying right now, dude.
[00:06:56.360 -> 00:07:06.360]:  Check the admin bot command show.
[00:07:06.360 -> 00:07:10.360]:  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:10.360 -> 00:07:16.360]:  Which one is it?
[00:07:16.360 -> 00:07:32.360]:  Admin bot command. Oh, okay. Here we go.
[00:07:32.360 -> 00:07:50.360]:  Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.
[00:07:50.360 -> 00:07:54.360]:  I know, right? Hopefully. Let's get it. I'm hoping.
[00:07:54.360 -> 00:07:58.360]:  I might do something different. I might do like one number less maybe.
[00:07:58.360 -> 00:08:03.360]:  Let's see. Like that right there. Like that. Nine numbers.
[00:08:03.360 -> 00:08:08.360]:  You get four times instead of a... I don't know if that's worth it or not, but let's give it a go.
[00:08:08.360 -> 00:08:20.360]:  Let's see what happens. There's no dollars here. What's up, Dinas? What's up, Navi? Oh, there's one. Four times.
[00:08:20.360 -> 00:08:29.360]:  Yo, see, we burn it. There we go, boys. Get big six. Get big six. Oh, hit big six. Come on.
[00:08:29.360 -> 00:08:36.360]:  Oh, motherfucker. Yeah!
[00:08:36.360 -> 00:08:43.360]:  That's without success.
[00:08:43.360 -> 00:08:49.360]:  That's all right, guys. You do. You did good with this, Corey. You're right.
[00:08:49.360 -> 00:08:56.360]:  Fuck her. Keep saying three.
[00:08:56.360 -> 00:09:01.360]:  Hey, keep saying three, bro. No, my god, man.
[00:09:01.360 -> 00:09:04.360]:  Come on, Kino. Come on, Kino.
[00:09:04.360 -> 00:09:10.360]:  What the fuck, man? Oh, fucking course.
[00:09:10.360 -> 00:09:15.360]:  Kino ruins the balance again.
[00:09:15.360 -> 00:09:21.360]:  Here we go.
[00:09:21.360 -> 00:09:24.360]:  Can I get a fucking win streak?
[00:09:24.360 -> 00:09:27.360]:  Oh, my fucking god, dude.
[00:09:27.360 -> 00:09:31.360]:  Let's go.
[00:09:31.360 -> 00:09:34.360]:  Yeah!
[00:09:34.360 -> 00:09:39.360]:  Oh, it's been great.
[00:09:39.360 -> 00:09:44.360]:  Smoke allowed.
[00:09:44.360 -> 00:09:49.360]:  Let's go.
[00:09:49.360 -> 00:09:52.360]:  Come on, bitch.
[00:09:52.360 -> 00:09:55.360]:  Let's go!
[00:09:55.360 -> 00:09:58.360]:  Holy crap, guys.
[00:09:58.360 -> 00:10:02.360]:  Come on, man.
[00:10:02.360 -> 00:10:07.360]:  One more eight.
[00:10:07.360 -> 00:10:25.440]:  god damn it god damn it man come on hit it hit it hit it hit it dude come on come on
[00:10:25.440 -> 00:10:37.460]:  yeah it's oh my god come on come on man oh I'm down at $35 fucking dollars I'm
[00:10:37.460 -> 00:10:44.160]:  not 25 fucking dollars oh my fucking god dude I just lost it off I just fucking
[00:10:44.160 -> 00:10:51.880]:  lost it all again dude what the fuck man oh my god this shit is never ending
[00:10:51.880 -> 00:10:57.560]:  bro oh my god bro I just started my stream I just started my stream dude I
[00:10:57.560 -> 00:11:02.800]:  just started it man I just I can't do this one longer man I swear to god I
[00:11:02.800 -> 00:11:07.560]:  need a deal dude I'm so poor man so sad why are they getting back to me man I
[00:11:07.560 -> 00:11:13.320]:  don't know why fucking bullshit man whatever dude have a good night guys I'm
[00:11:13.320 -> 00:11:16.800]:  getting off dude I just lost everything man I'm really I cannot believe it just
[00:11:16.800 -> 00:11:32.880]:  happened to me again God damn dude oh my fucking god have a good night guys
[00:11:32.880 -> 00:11:37.800]:  I'm not a bad person moving out you're you're you're sick in the head dude you're
[00:11:37.800 -> 00:11:41.600]:  sick dude people are sick dude
[00:11:43.800 -> 00:11:48.760]:  I want y'all can help me man I want y'all you know how much I do for you guys
[00:11:48.760 -> 00:11:54.720]:  when I'm up man that's fucking crazy whatever dude I give away so much money
[00:11:54.720 -> 00:11:59.720]:  when I'm up to you guys bro I don't want to fucking hear anything out of us