VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/ROAD TO 1K SUBS!!!!! 2023-12-14 07_01 [09025841-road-to-1k-subs].mp4
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[00:00:36.580 -> 00:00:38.580]:  Okay, okay.
[00:00:38.580 -> 00:00:40.580]:  Yeah, uh.
[00:00:40.580 -> 00:00:42.580]:  We in between, heaven and hell.
[00:00:42.580 -> 00:00:45.580]:  Nine to five are rather end up dead or in jail.
[00:00:45.580 -> 00:00:48.580]:  American Ninja to these obstacles, no stopping me.
[00:00:48.580 -> 00:00:49.580]:  We on the move.
[00:00:49.580 -> 00:00:51.580]:  Your mouth running like a prostitute.
[00:00:51.580 -> 00:00:52.580]:  Keep your head to yourself.
[00:00:52.580 -> 00:00:55.580]:  I work harder than anybody you know.
[00:00:55.580 -> 00:00:58.580]:  I'm done with tricks, don't need no money to blow.
[00:00:58.580 -> 00:01:02.580]:  Deadly aim, self-contained, superstar, the other name.
[00:01:02.580 -> 00:01:04.580]:  Blood diamonds, finna go to hell for my chain.
[00:01:04.580 -> 00:01:06.580]:  I pee and fit it on my head, though.
[00:01:06.580 -> 00:01:09.580]:  I'm too, can't reach me with the cellphone.
[00:01:09.580 -> 00:01:11.580]:  No goodbyes, no hellos.
[00:01:11.580 -> 00:01:13.580]:  You don't want this life, I live.
[00:01:13.580 -> 00:01:15.580]:  You'd rather have a wife and kid.
[00:01:15.580 -> 00:01:18.580]:  Shootin' dice with Jesus Christ for twenty on the midnight.
[00:01:18.580 -> 00:01:20.580]:  'Cause everyone who sell me.
[00:01:20.580 -> 00:01:22.580]:  Don't mix up with that bullshit.
[00:01:22.580 -> 00:01:24.580]:  I'm hoping not to join the 27 club.
[00:01:24.580 -> 00:01:28.580]:  Just want to house with the velvet rug.
[00:01:28.580 -> 00:01:30.580]:  The world is no one else but us.
[00:01:30.580 -> 00:01:36.580]:  And nothing but a brand name.
[00:01:36.580 -> 00:01:40.580]:  Everyone loves us.
[00:01:40.580 -> 00:01:43.580]:  Nothing but a brand name.
[00:01:43.580 -> 00:01:47.580]:  Nothing but a brand name.
[00:01:47.580 -> 00:01:49.580]:  Ask her what she wears says.
[00:01:49.580 -> 00:01:52.580]:  Nothing but a brand name.
[00:01:52.580 -> 00:01:54.580]:  Baby, let's write her his hand.
[00:01:54.580 -> 00:02:00.580]:  Yeah, I got brothers, I don't need no friends.
[00:02:00.580 -> 00:02:04.580]:  My shoes are uncomfortable, I'm chillin' smoke 'em again.
[00:02:04.580 -> 00:02:06.580]:  I'm from the burg, not the burbs.
[00:02:06.580 -> 00:02:09.580]:  Investigate my nation on me when concerned.
[00:02:09.580 -> 00:02:13.580]:  But from the blue one to, out to the three one up.
[00:02:13.580 -> 00:02:16.580]:  I'm from the pavement in my basement to the meadow with both.
[00:02:16.580 -> 00:02:19.580]:  See, I was on my P's and Q's like, \L-M-N-O.\""
[00:02:19.580 -> 00:02:22.580]:  But kicking bitches out my crib, somebody tell 'em go home.
[00:02:22.580 -> 00:02:24.580]:  I don't know, I was in the crib with my different shit.
[00:02:24.580 -> 00:02:26.580]:  Simple living, I'm a hypocrite, 'cause I'm filthy rich.
[00:02:26.580 -> 00:02:29.580]:  I got businesses, bit hat, white, B-A-M-N-C-s.
[00:02:29.580 -> 00:02:32.580]:  Been tryin' to take what my vision is, but y'all still ain't listenin'.
[00:02:32.580 -> 00:02:34.580]:  The ward ain't winning, it's just beginning,
[00:02:34.580 -> 00:02:36.580]:  and I been ballin' like Michigan, I got stats.
[00:02:36.580 -> 00:02:38.580]:  They got opinions, I got facts.
[00:02:38.580 -> 00:02:41.580]:  I'm on left home, but he came back, this for raised me.
[00:02:41.580 -> 00:02:44.580]:  Made me rap, P-A's baby, I ain't been a P-A lately.
[00:02:44.580 -> 00:02:46.580]:  See, I left, and they call me shady, I'm a white rapper.
[00:02:46.580 -> 00:02:48.580]:  They always call me shady, got no idea what I'm callin' to play.
[00:02:48.580 -> 00:02:52.580]:  And I'm callin' to play and I can't stay with you.
[00:02:52.580 -> 00:02:55.580]:  Man, nothing but a brand name, brand name.
[00:02:55.580 -> 00:02:59.580]:  Everyone, us, us, us.
[00:02:59.580 -> 00:03:04.580]:  Man, nothing but a brand name, nothing but a brand name.
[00:03:04.580 -> 00:03:10.580]:  Yeah, ask her what she wear and says, nothing but a brand name, brand name.
[00:03:10.580 -> 00:03:13.580]:  Baby, just right here, it's handmade, handmade.
[00:03:13.580 -> 00:03:23.580]:  [MUSIC]
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[00:05:24.580 -> 00:05:26.820]:  >> Yo, what's up guys, what's up everybody?
[00:05:26.820 -> 00:05:30.200]:  Dude, I can't believe my headphones are already dead.
[00:05:30.200 -> 00:05:33.520]:  Maybe they didn't come fully charged.
[00:05:33.520 -> 00:05:38.640]:  These bad boys are not fucking, they're not already dead, not kidding.
[00:05:38.640 -> 00:05:41.720]:  All right, I got, okay, here it is right here.
[00:05:41.720 -> 00:05:47.240]:  Come on guys, can I plug them in and they work like that?
[00:05:47.240 -> 00:05:49.000]:  I would assume they would, right?
[00:05:49.000 -> 00:05:50.760]:  We're an $80 pair, I'd assume.
[00:05:50.760 -> 00:05:56.820]:  [MUSIC]
[00:05:56.820 -> 00:06:01.280]:  There we go, wait, there we go.
[00:06:01.280 -> 00:06:03.920]:  The RGB lights back on too.
[00:06:03.920 -> 00:06:06.520]:  They don't know, they're just like new Corsair ones I got.
[00:06:06.520 -> 00:06:08.600]:  They're pretty good, dude, I like them.
[00:06:08.600 -> 00:06:10.400]:  I recommend them, they're comfy.
[00:06:10.400 -> 00:06:12.960]:  [MUSIC]
[00:06:12.960 -> 00:06:14.600]:  I like your dad, I appreciate that.
[00:06:14.600 -> 00:06:16.520]:  [MUSIC]
[00:06:16.520 -> 00:06:18.280]:  Just wanna save you.
[00:06:18.280 -> 00:06:19.960]:  [MUSIC]
[00:06:19.960 -> 00:06:22.400]:  Are we gonna, what are we gonna do, guys?
[00:06:22.400 -> 00:06:24.400]:  Play RuneScape or CSGO or.
[00:06:24.400 -> 00:06:28.880]:  [MUSIC]
[00:06:28.880 -> 00:06:32.080]:  5.5, oh, shit balls, 10.5k.
[00:06:32.080 -> 00:06:33.880]:  That's fucking go, dude.
[00:06:33.880 -> 00:06:35.480]:  I appreciate all the follows.
[00:06:35.480 -> 00:06:37.080]:  [MUSIC]
[00:06:37.080 -> 00:06:38.400]:  That we got some follows tonight.
[00:06:38.400 -> 00:06:40.440]:  Thank you, guys.
[00:06:40.440 -> 00:06:42.240]:  Fuck boss man, Jack.
[00:06:42.240 -> 00:06:43.980]:  Look at this guy's name.
[00:06:43.980 -> 00:06:46.080]:  Fuck boss man, Jack.
[00:06:46.080 -> 00:06:47.240]:  What a fucking loser.
[00:06:47.240 -> 00:06:49.880]:  [MUSIC]
[00:06:49.880 -> 00:06:52.320]:  No, I'd be glitching, watch.
[00:06:52.320 -> 00:06:55.060]:  Oh, I said, I hope not.
[00:06:55.060 -> 00:06:55.680]:  Isn't that weird?
[00:06:55.680 -> 00:06:56.920]:  But look, I'll go in here.
[00:06:56.920 -> 00:06:59.080]:  I'll show you guys real quick.
[00:06:59.080 -> 00:07:03.720]:  You go down here and you go November 14th.
[00:07:03.720 -> 00:07:06.140]:  I can save the 14th now, you update it.
[00:07:06.140 -> 00:07:12.980]:  I've gotten 760 subs gifted with 132 subscribers.
[00:07:12.980 -> 00:07:15.480]:  Whoa, that'd be like 890.
[00:07:15.480 -> 00:07:18.680]:  Oh, and then 66 renewed.
[00:07:18.680 -> 00:07:20.040]:  Yeah, so I added it all together,
[00:07:20.040 -> 00:07:22.280]:  and that's your answer right there, dude.
[00:07:22.280 -> 00:07:23.280]:  Right, 900 subs.
[00:07:23.280 -> 00:07:25.240]:  These are all different subs, I suppose.
[00:07:25.240 -> 00:07:31.400]:  I'm not really sure what the difference is.
[00:07:31.400 -> 00:07:35.080]:  Oh, 132 new subscribers.
[00:07:35.080 -> 00:07:38.900]:  66 renewed and 760 gifted.
[00:07:38.900 -> 00:07:41.680]:  Yeah.
[00:07:41.680 -> 00:07:44.240]:  Yes you are.
[00:07:44.240 -> 00:07:46.200]:  You are a two month son, that's right.
[00:07:46.200 -> 00:07:49.220]:  Thank you very much.
[00:07:49.220 -> 00:07:53.920]:  Yep, no problem.
[00:07:53.920 -> 00:07:55.880]:  Did you see at the top that I get
[00:07:55.880 -> 00:07:58.440]:  if anyone wants to start streaming on kick,
[00:07:58.440 -> 00:08:01.600]:  you get $4.74 per subscription.
[00:08:01.600 -> 00:08:04.380]:  I mean, you get like 95% of that bitch.
[00:08:04.380 -> 00:08:06.520]:  So yeah, it's chilling.
[00:08:06.520 -> 00:08:17.640]:  Should we play LMS?
[00:08:17.640 -> 00:08:19.960]:  No, that shit's fucking irritating.
[00:08:19.960 -> 00:08:21.840]:  I'm just gonna play the game.
[00:08:21.840 -> 00:08:23.760]:  Here's a play in RuneScape, I guess guys.
[00:08:28.400 -> 00:08:29.240]:  Here's Go.
[00:08:29.240 -> 00:08:33.160]:  Yeah, there's the game I play, Zadia.
[00:08:33.160 -> 00:08:35.760]:  I know it looks like shit, but there's the game I play.
[00:08:35.760 -> 00:08:37.760]:  Well, how do my viewers play this shit too?
[00:08:37.760 -> 00:08:43.440]:  Give me that much, what do you mean?
[00:08:43.440 -> 00:08:45.640]:  What are you talking about, Pie?
[00:08:45.640 -> 00:08:47.320]:  I've never seen you play CS Go, I can play CS Go.
[00:08:47.320 -> 00:08:48.360]:  I'm not the best at it.
[00:08:48.360 -> 00:08:53.520]:  Yeah, let's play CS Go, let's play CS Go.
[00:08:53.520 -> 00:08:57.160]:  Yeah, I'm gonna play CS Go.
[00:08:58.000 -> 00:09:00.580]:  (upbeat music)
[00:09:00.580 -> 00:09:02.720]:  Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
[00:09:02.720 -> 00:09:10.880]:  Take good score, boss man.
[00:09:10.880 -> 00:09:11.720]:  All right.
[00:09:11.720 -> 00:09:16.960]:  Uh.
[00:09:16.960 -> 00:09:22.720]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:09:22.720 -> 00:09:25.720]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:09:25.720 -> 00:09:41.680]:  What are we listening to?
[00:09:41.680 -> 00:09:43.880]:  Some three days' grace and something.
[00:09:43.880 -> 00:09:45.880]:  All right, let's launch CS Go here.
[00:09:45.880 -> 00:09:49.280]:  Launching, launching, launching.
[00:09:49.280 -> 00:09:50.480]:  Launching Counter Strike 2.
[00:09:51.440 -> 00:09:52.700]:  You surf, what's that mean?
[00:09:52.700 -> 00:09:56.640]:  I'm a noob, I don't even know the callouts, bro.
[00:09:56.640 -> 00:09:58.880]:  I got, I'm a noob at CS Go, dude.
[00:09:58.880 -> 00:10:01.440]:  You'll see once I start playing, you'll see what I mean.
[00:10:01.440 -> 00:10:06.900]:  No, I'm not gonna get one key right now,
[00:10:06.900 -> 00:10:08.880]:  I'm gonna play CS Go.
[00:10:08.880 -> 00:10:10.180]:  Nope, never tried that yet.
[00:10:10.180 -> 00:10:13.320]:  I've never opened cases or anything,
[00:10:13.320 -> 00:10:15.920]:  I've never gambled a CS Go or anything like that yet.
[00:10:15.920 -> 00:10:19.800]:  All right, that bitch has been launched, let's go.
[00:10:20.640 -> 00:10:22.480]:  (mouse clicking)
[00:10:22.480 -> 00:10:24.960]:  Oh, I gotta update my Nvidia, I gotta do that next time
[00:10:24.960 -> 00:10:26.760]:  before I get on here next time.
[00:10:26.760 -> 00:10:28.360]:  Oh, dude, I still can't play Premiere, dude,
[00:10:28.360 -> 00:10:30.200]:  what the fuck?
[00:10:30.200 -> 00:10:31.800]:  I gotta play shitty as competitive, bro,
[00:10:31.800 -> 00:10:34.560]:  I can't even play Premiere, I just bought Prime.
[00:10:34.560 -> 00:10:35.620]:  I don't play much.
[00:10:35.620 -> 00:10:40.180]:  Open cases?
[00:10:40.180 -> 00:10:42.920]:  I just never have, I don't know.
[00:10:42.920 -> 00:10:43.720]:  You're gonna try Wingman?
[00:10:43.720 -> 00:10:46.360]:  Oh yeah, does that level me up for Premiere?
[00:10:48.600 -> 00:10:49.920]:  11.03?
[00:10:49.920 -> 00:10:51.400]:  I guess I'll play this one real quick, overpass.
[00:10:51.400 -> 00:10:54.120]:  I'm not the best of this map at all, but I'll try it.
[00:10:54.120 -> 00:10:56.160]:  I don't know this map as well as the other ones.
[00:10:56.160 -> 00:11:00.080]:  Yeah, I do want a nice knife if I wanna start playing.
[00:11:00.080 -> 00:11:02.360]:  I do wanna keep a nice knife on me.
[00:11:02.360 -> 00:11:04.280]:  I'll try my best to hold on to it.
[00:11:04.280 -> 00:11:06.280]:  (laughs)
[00:11:06.280 -> 00:11:08.400]:  Oh, not usually, but it depends.
[00:11:08.400 -> 00:11:09.220]:  It depends.
[00:11:09.220 -> 00:11:15.020]:  Hmm, somebody didn't rank a recue up.
[00:11:17.080 -> 00:11:18.400]:  Maybe I should have like one day a week
[00:11:18.400 -> 00:11:19.200]:  where we play with viewers.
[00:11:19.200 -> 00:11:20.160]:  What did you guys think about that?
[00:11:20.160 -> 00:11:21.080]:  That'd be kinda cool.
[00:11:21.080 -> 00:11:24.520]:  Yeah, that'd be cool.
[00:11:24.520 -> 00:11:25.640]:  Well, as it makes you get to Premiere,
[00:11:25.640 -> 00:11:26.720]:  then it goes X-P.
[00:11:26.720 -> 00:11:31.960]:  I like this map better than the other one.
[00:11:31.960 -> 00:11:34.280]:  This is a close range map, I think.
[00:11:34.280 -> 00:11:37.040]:  I should blast some peeps with the X-M.
[00:11:37.040 -> 00:11:41.120]:  That'd be cool game, right, I'll be down.
[00:11:41.120 -> 00:11:43.440]:  I'll do that every, what's there?
[00:11:43.440 -> 00:11:46.920]:  What's today's day?
[00:11:46.920 -> 00:11:48.720]:  What day, it's Wednesday, right?
[00:11:48.720 -> 00:11:51.160]:  See, I need to learn this map.
[00:11:51.160 -> 00:11:53.600]:  I'm gonna actually play around with the warm up.
[00:11:53.600 -> 00:11:56.080]:  I don't know this map, I really don't know this map.
[00:11:56.080 -> 00:11:58.440]:  I'm just gonna base my gameplay off the fuckin' minimap
[00:11:58.440 -> 00:11:59.680]:  up top left, I guess.
[00:11:59.680 -> 00:12:03.320]:  Where are these fuckers, dude, they're not.
[00:12:03.320 -> 00:12:09.160]:  All right, we're in here, boys.
[00:12:09.160 -> 00:12:10.400]:  This, here's go, too, yeah.
[00:12:10.400 -> 00:12:14.320]:  Look at you, Thursday nights.
[00:12:14.320 -> 00:12:16.120]:  Far night, boys, why not?
[00:12:16.120 -> 00:12:17.160]:  - I'm gonna go ahead.
[00:12:17.160 -> 00:12:20.240]:  - He's goin' a, boys.
[00:12:20.240 -> 00:12:21.160]:  Sounds good, chief.
[00:12:21.160 -> 00:12:24.320]:  Sounds good, cheetah.
[00:12:24.320 -> 00:12:28.120]:  I'ma go B, then.
[00:12:28.120 -> 00:12:30.260]:  Go and B.
[00:12:30.260 -> 00:12:33.760]:  Just the right way to go, I think so.
[00:12:33.760 -> 00:12:35.080]:  I don't know where I'm goin' really.
[00:12:35.080 -> 00:12:37.920]:  Oh, they're right here, dude, they're like right.
[00:12:37.920 -> 00:12:40.360]:  Oh, mother fucker, I need to get those dual breaders.
[00:12:40.980 -> 00:12:43.900]:  (dramatic music)
[00:12:43.900 -> 00:12:45.480]:  That's not a good start, boys.
[00:12:45.480 -> 00:12:46.640]:  (laughs)
[00:12:46.640 -> 00:12:47.680]:  Not a good start here.
[00:12:47.680 -> 00:12:50.800]:  I play too aggressive, that's one thing I've noticed
[00:12:50.800 -> 00:12:52.920]:  about this game, I play really aggressive.
[00:12:52.920 -> 00:12:57.300]:  Oh, this guy's tearing him up.
[00:12:57.300 -> 00:12:59.600]:  Nice.
[00:12:59.600 -> 00:13:05.440]:  Maybe I should use that gun, I think that's a better gun for me.
[00:13:05.440 -> 00:13:07.960]:  Oh, that guy just got fucking murked.
[00:13:09.440 -> 00:13:11.160]:  Dude, we're whipping their asses, dude.
[00:13:11.160 -> 00:13:13.000]:  There's 2v1, let's go, let's go.
[00:13:13.000 -> 00:13:16.760]:  Oh, he's so dead.
[00:13:16.760 -> 00:13:18.560]:  Let's go, let's go, boys.
[00:13:18.560 -> 00:13:19.400]:  - Nice.
[00:13:19.400 -> 00:13:21.560]:  - Benass, my name's Aboret.
[00:13:21.560 -> 00:13:22.560]:  Benass.
[00:13:22.560 -> 00:13:27.520]:  Oh, I know, dude.
[00:13:27.520 -> 00:13:29.720]:  I'm not the best at it either, bro, trust me.
[00:13:29.720 -> 00:13:31.060]:  I'm not very good, actually.
[00:13:31.060 -> 00:13:34.520]:  I'm gonna buy an AK though, I think I got enough.
[00:13:34.520 -> 00:13:36.760]:  I think I got enough, let's see.
[00:13:36.760 -> 00:13:41.520]:  Aw, I'm at the M4, but I guess I don't have enough.
[00:13:41.520 -> 00:13:43.480]:  And XM blast these motherfuckers, dude.
[00:13:43.480 -> 00:13:47.700]:  XM blast, dude.
[00:13:47.700 -> 00:13:49.880]:  Vainas.
[00:13:49.880 -> 00:13:55.160]:  Is my stream running okay?
[00:13:55.160 -> 00:13:56.080]:  What's up, news?
[00:13:56.080 -> 00:13:59.160]:  Oh yeah, that's right, they come right here.
[00:13:59.160 -> 00:14:01.960]:  She has a bad grenade throw.
[00:14:06.160 -> 00:14:07.720]:  Oh my god, bro.
[00:14:07.720 -> 00:14:08.880]:  What the fuck?
[00:14:08.880 -> 00:14:12.880]:  I'm terrible.
[00:14:12.880 -> 00:14:14.480]:  I'm fucking zero and two, bro.
[00:14:14.480 -> 00:14:18.040]:  Did you lose it all, Johnny Cash?
[00:14:18.040 -> 00:14:18.880]:  That sucks, dog.
[00:14:18.880 -> 00:14:22.560]:  Hey, thank you, brother.
[00:14:22.560 -> 00:14:23.200]:  Yes, nice.
[00:14:23.200 -> 00:14:24.200]:  I like it.
[00:14:24.200 -> 00:14:25.000]:  Not bad at all.
[00:14:25.000 -> 00:14:26.600]:  Not bad for the price tag, dude at all.
[00:14:26.600 -> 00:14:27.240]:  I'm serious.
[00:14:27.240 -> 00:14:28.040]:  80 bucks in.
[00:14:28.040 -> 00:14:30.000]:  I'm very, I'm very pleased with them for any dollars.
[00:14:30.000 -> 00:14:36.280]:  All right, bomb down right, let's go.
[00:14:36.280 -> 00:14:42.400]:  I want that AK bro, what's the other one?
[00:14:42.400 -> 00:14:44.400]:  I'm fucking four shit, dude.
[00:14:44.400 -> 00:14:45.720]:  I'm four fuck, dog.
[00:14:45.720 -> 00:14:47.920]:  Nice job, y'all.
[00:14:47.920 -> 00:14:48.920]:  Okay.
[00:14:48.920 -> 00:14:54.600]:  Well, this guy got five K. This guy can fucking caught me a gun, bro.
[00:14:54.600 -> 00:14:56.600]:  What a fucking douchebag.
[00:14:56.600 -> 00:15:01.600]:  I should call him out, Chet, shouldn't I?
[00:15:01.600 -> 00:15:11.320]:  I don't have to get on my phone.
[00:15:11.320 -> 00:15:40.360]:  I think I have a bug, man, or some shit, dude.
[00:15:40.360 -> 00:15:43.800]:  Oh, where am I going?
[00:15:43.800 -> 00:15:45.600]:  I don't know where I'm going, guys.
[00:15:45.600 -> 00:15:46.640]:  I'm lost.
[00:15:46.640 -> 00:15:59.320]:  It's only two-one sites, how am I going to be behind you if we go fast, we can take
[00:15:59.320 -> 00:16:02.680]:  sight and then get out of here.
[00:16:02.680 -> 00:16:04.080]:  Oh, I almost hit him!
[00:16:04.080 -> 00:16:05.080]:  I almost hit that!
[00:16:05.080 -> 00:16:06.080]:  Damn, dog.
[00:16:06.080 -> 00:16:07.080]:  Fuck.
[00:16:07.080 -> 00:16:13.980]:  I almost hit the second guy, bro, I almost did.
[00:16:13.980 -> 00:16:14.980]:  Where we going?
[00:16:14.980 -> 00:16:15.980]:  Desert Eagle, yeah.
[00:16:15.980 -> 00:16:17.620]:  It's my shit right here.
[00:16:17.620 -> 00:16:19.600]:  One-shot headshots.
[00:16:19.600 -> 00:16:33.680]:  We're going not sneaky-peaky-like, we're going straight in this motherfucker.
[00:16:33.680 -> 00:16:34.680]:  Bang, bang, motherfucker.
[00:16:34.680 -> 00:16:38.940]:  Oh, they didn't come this way at all.
[00:16:38.940 -> 00:16:47.680]:  Oh, that's a -- no way, no way!
[00:16:47.680 -> 00:16:48.680]:  What?!
[00:16:48.680 -> 00:16:51.560]:  Oh my God, I'm so bad.
[00:16:51.560 -> 00:16:53.360]:  I should have taken my time with that.
[00:16:53.360 -> 00:16:55.860]:  I'm fucking 1 in 4, dude.
[00:16:55.860 -> 00:16:58.960]:  I'm literally 1 in 4.
[00:16:58.960 -> 00:17:02.360]:  Fuck, dude.
[00:17:02.360 -> 00:17:05.200]:  We're like, \Villogam
[00:17:05.200 -> 00:17:11.480]:  I feel like -- like that guy had a full fix, and she said, \See me
[00:17:11.480 -> 00:17:12.480]:  is every shot.\"
1032480,1034480, That was a good-ass movie
[00:17:14.480 -> 00:17:15.480]:  I do, too.
[00:17:15.480 -> 00:17:17.600]:  That's a good movie.
[00:17:17.600 -> 00:17:21.680]:  Come on.
[00:17:21.680 -> 00:17:22.680]:  What is it?
[00:17:22.680 -> 00:17:23.680]:  1v3?
[00:17:23.680 -> 00:17:25.240]:  1v4 here.
[00:17:25.240 -> 00:17:27.880]:  Good luck to this guy right here, man.
[00:17:27.880 -> 00:17:32.200]:  Oh, nice shot, boss.
[00:17:32.200 -> 00:17:33.200]:  Take him all on.
[00:17:33.200 -> 00:17:34.200]:  Take him all on.
[00:17:34.200 -> 00:17:35.200]:  You're gonna get him all.
[00:17:35.200 -> 00:17:36.200]:  Oh, man.
[00:17:36.200 -> 00:17:37.200]:  Nice try, bro.
[00:17:37.200 -> 00:17:38.200]:  Nice try, bro.
[00:17:38.200 -> 00:17:39.200]:  Thank you.
[00:17:39.200 -> 00:17:40.200]:  You're welcome.
[00:17:40.200 -> 00:17:41.200]:  Oh shit.
[00:17:41.200 -> 00:17:46.880]:  Dude, I wish I had better than a fucking deagle, bro.
[00:17:46.880 -> 00:17:47.880]:  What the fuck, man?
[00:17:47.880 -> 00:17:55.560]:  I haven't had a gun this whole time.
[00:17:55.560 -> 00:17:57.560]:  Not a good gun.
[00:17:57.560 -> 00:18:03.280]:  I'm a good different way this time.
[00:18:03.280 -> 00:18:08.000]:  I don't even know this map, dude.
[00:18:08.000 -> 00:18:11.120]:  This is a good corner to look at.
[00:18:11.120 -> 00:18:13.920]:  It's a door.
[00:18:13.920 -> 00:18:17.120]:  I can't open that.
[00:18:17.120 -> 00:18:19.680]:  Oh my god.
[00:18:19.680 -> 00:18:21.320]:  I think I hit him once, dude.
[00:18:21.320 -> 00:18:22.320]:  Motherfucker.
[00:18:22.320 -> 00:18:24.680]:  I'm getting my ass kicked, dude.
[00:18:24.680 -> 00:18:27.960]:  Yeah, that might be a good idea.
[00:18:27.960 -> 00:18:29.440]:  Holy fuck.
[00:18:29.440 -> 00:18:32.440]:  I'm fucking one in five, dude.
[00:18:32.440 -> 00:18:33.520]:  I'm bottom fragging.
[00:18:33.520 -> 00:18:38.120]:  This is not good, guys.
[00:18:38.120 -> 00:18:39.680]:  Oh, there's two of those fuckers out there.
[00:18:39.680 -> 00:18:40.760]:  Oh, I'm in the game corner.
[00:18:40.760 -> 00:18:42.040]:  Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:18:42.040 -> 00:18:42.760]:  Hit him with the dirty.
[00:18:42.760 -> 00:18:45.040]:  Hit him with the dirty.
[00:18:45.040 -> 00:18:48.760]:  [LAUGH]
[00:18:48.760 -> 00:18:49.760]:  Oh.
[00:18:49.760 -> 00:18:57.760]:  Oh.
[00:18:57.760 -> 00:18:59.760]:  Oh.
[00:18:59.760 -> 00:19:02.760]:  What a beast.
[00:19:02.760 -> 00:19:08.760]:  Now the pressure's on him.
[00:19:08.760 -> 00:19:09.760]:  He'll get this.
[00:19:09.760 -> 00:19:10.760]:  He's got this.
[00:19:10.760 -> 00:19:14.760]:  Oh, he's playing fire fake plan.
[00:19:14.760 -> 00:19:17.760]:  Oh, he did plant that bitch.
[00:19:17.760 -> 00:19:18.760]:  He's crawling around.
[00:19:18.760 -> 00:19:20.760]:  He's looking fucking.
[00:19:20.760 -> 00:19:24.760]:  Oh, he saw him.
[00:19:24.760 -> 00:19:26.760]:  Oh, so close.
[00:19:26.760 -> 00:19:28.760]:  Damn, dude. Nice try, bro.
[00:19:28.760 -> 00:19:30.760]:  Damn, that was close.
[00:19:30.760 -> 00:19:32.760]:  Goddamn, bro, I had it.
[00:19:32.760 -> 00:19:35.760]:  Oh, I shouldn't save.
[00:19:35.760 -> 00:19:36.760]:  Dude, I shouldn't save around.
[00:19:36.760 -> 00:19:38.760]:  I'm just going to get the armor.
[00:19:38.760 -> 00:19:40.760]:  There's a trash gun right here, though.
[00:19:40.760 -> 00:19:42.760]:  The P-the P-2000 or some shit.
[00:19:42.760 -> 00:19:45.760]:  Nah.
[00:19:46.760 -> 00:19:48.760]:  I don't play much.
[00:19:48.760 -> 00:19:50.760]:  Video games like I used to.
[00:19:50.760 -> 00:19:55.760]:  I can hear a mid.
[00:19:55.760 -> 00:19:59.760]:  Nevermind.
[00:19:59.760 -> 00:20:01.760]:  It sounds like a P-the.
[00:20:15.760 -> 00:20:17.760]:  My two of them left.
[00:20:17.760 -> 00:20:23.760]:  They're both big.
[00:20:23.760 -> 00:20:25.760]:  Good shit.
[00:20:25.760 -> 00:20:26.760]:  Nice bait.
[00:20:26.760 -> 00:20:28.760]:  Nice shot, orange.
[00:20:28.760 -> 00:20:30.760]:  Damn, fucking orange is killing it.
[00:20:30.760 -> 00:20:32.760]:  Thirteen and four.
[00:20:32.760 -> 00:20:33.760]:  Alright.
[00:20:33.760 -> 00:20:36.760]:  Let's get that right there.
[00:20:36.760 -> 00:20:39.760]:  I'm fucking one in five, dude.
[00:20:39.760 -> 00:20:40.760]:  This is bad.
[00:20:40.760 -> 00:20:41.760]:  I don't know the map.
[00:20:41.760 -> 00:20:42.760]:  That's my problem.
[00:20:42.760 -> 00:20:43.760]:  I don't know this map, dude.
[00:20:43.760 -> 00:20:46.760]:  I don't know where they'd be at when they're going to be there.
[00:20:46.760 -> 00:20:48.760]:  I'm going to follow all these guys.
[00:20:48.760 -> 00:20:50.760]:  Sure he goes.
[00:20:50.760 -> 00:21:00.760]:  That sounds like a rant.
[00:21:00.760 -> 00:21:02.760]:  Oh, I can hear one right here.
[00:21:02.760 -> 00:21:04.760]:  No way, dude.
[00:21:04.760 -> 00:21:06.760]:  Oh my God, bro.
[00:21:06.760 -> 00:21:08.760]:  Man, this is so bullshit, man.
[00:21:08.760 -> 00:21:10.760]:  Y'all change my category.
[00:21:11.760 -> 00:21:13.760]:  Thank you, sir.
[00:21:13.760 -> 00:21:19.760]:  Dude, we gotta get some fucking kills next round, dude.
[00:21:19.760 -> 00:21:21.760]:  I'm fucked.
[00:21:21.760 -> 00:21:25.760]:  There you go.
[00:21:25.760 -> 00:21:28.760]:  This guy's as good as fuck.
[00:21:28.760 -> 00:21:31.760]:  Ooh.
[00:21:37.760 -> 00:21:40.760]:  Alright, where we going?
[00:21:40.760 -> 00:21:42.760]:  I'm gonna buy me a...
[00:21:42.760 -> 00:21:45.760]:  I'm just gonna save this round, dude.
[00:21:45.760 -> 00:21:55.760]:  Alright, let's see.
[00:21:55.760 -> 00:21:57.760]:  It's gonna buy a deagle.
[00:21:57.760 -> 00:22:15.760]:  Alright, what? Tell me. Tell me.
[00:22:15.760 -> 00:22:20.760]:  Bro, I swear I shot those shots accurately.
[00:22:20.760 -> 00:22:26.760]:  At least we got the fucking upgrade, I guess. Six round. Hopefully, right?
[00:22:27.760 -> 00:22:33.760]:  I'll spam your mom's tits.
[00:22:33.760 -> 00:22:40.760]:  Who's my cock?
[00:22:40.760 -> 00:22:46.760]:  I think he's going towards ya.
[00:22:46.760 -> 00:22:50.760]:  Oh, look at that knife. That's just nice.
[00:22:50.760 -> 00:22:52.760]:  You guys see that knife?
[00:22:52.760 -> 00:23:02.760]:  Oh, yeah, clean with it. How much is that knife worth, chat? That looks beautiful.
[00:23:02.760 -> 00:23:05.760]:  All right, we in there now, dude. We got the fucking, we got the business.
[00:23:05.760 -> 00:23:09.760]:  We got the M4, dude. We're chilling.
[00:23:09.760 -> 00:23:16.760]:  Is it worth a lot? How much? How much we talking?
[00:23:16.760 -> 00:23:21.760]:  [SOUND]
[00:23:21.760 -> 00:23:26.760]:  [INAUDIBLE]
[00:23:26.760 -> 00:23:36.760]:  [SOUND]
[00:23:36.760 -> 00:23:46.760]:  [SOUND]
[00:23:46.760 -> 00:23:50.760]:  One more air in, a lit.
[00:23:50.760 -> 00:24:00.760]:  [SOUND]
[00:24:00.760 -> 00:24:05.760]:  [SOUND]
[00:24:05.760 -> 00:24:08.760]:  Dude, it wouldn't let me shoot. I jumped.
[00:24:08.760 -> 00:24:12.760]:  When you jump, you can't shoot. Motherfucker.
[00:24:12.760 -> 00:24:17.760]:  [SOUND]
[00:24:17.760 -> 00:24:22.760]:  Oh yeah, actually, alright. We're talking some nice ones or it's some cheap cheap cheap.
[00:24:22.760 -> 00:24:29.760]:  I'm just kidding bro. I'll take any camos dude or whatever.
[00:24:29.760 -> 00:24:34.760]:  Nice.
[00:24:34.760 -> 00:24:38.760]:  I prefer the AK as well. This guy's 18 and fucking 5.
[00:24:38.760 -> 00:24:42.760]:  Jeez, it's making me look like a piece of dog shit.
[00:24:42.760 -> 00:24:49.760]:  I am dog shit at this game. Look at me on bottom. 2 and 8.
[00:24:49.760 -> 00:24:55.760]:  Thank you brother.
[00:24:55.760 -> 00:25:05.760]:  [gunshots]
[00:25:05.760 -> 00:25:10.760]:  [gunshots]
[00:25:10.760 -> 00:25:14.760]:  [gunshots]
[00:25:14.760 -> 00:25:17.760]:  [gunshots]
[00:25:17.760 -> 00:25:32.760]:  [gunshots]
[00:25:32.760 -> 00:25:37.760]:  Oh my god motherfucker dude.
[00:25:37.760 -> 00:25:46.760]:  Oh he's lit too. Oh my god.
[00:25:46.760 -> 00:25:50.760]:  Hey I'm not really bottom fragging anymore.
[00:25:50.760 -> 00:25:57.760]:  That's good.
[00:25:57.760 -> 00:25:59.760]:  Alright hold on. All that. What's your name?
[00:25:59.760 -> 00:26:03.760]:  Alright just give me a second.
[00:26:03.760 -> 00:26:14.760]:  I like running this way dude. I got a lot of Tia.
[00:26:14.760 -> 00:26:17.760]:  Oh my god the whole team is right there bro.
[00:26:17.760 -> 00:26:24.760]:  Fuck. I'm too aggressive dude. I really am too aggressive on this game. I really am.
[00:26:24.760 -> 00:26:29.760]:  Dude I just now realize that I'm orange.
[00:26:29.760 -> 00:26:33.760]:  I thought this guy was orange the whole time.
[00:26:33.760 -> 00:26:38.760]:  That's a nice kill orange earlier. I didn't say shit.
[00:26:38.760 -> 00:26:41.760]:  I have. I already have. I-I copy someone else.
[00:26:41.760 -> 00:26:46.760]:  Oh, we got fucking knife!
[00:26:46.760 -> 00:26:48.760]:  Damn, dog.
[00:26:48.760 -> 00:26:50.760]:  Oof.
[00:26:50.760 -> 00:26:53.760]:  We got this, we got this, we got this.
[00:26:53.760 -> 00:26:56.760]:  I'm bad this map.
[00:26:56.760 -> 00:26:58.760]:  (clicking)
[00:26:58.760 -> 00:27:11.760]:  Let's go.
[00:27:11.760 -> 00:27:13.760]:  (clicking)
[00:27:13.760 -> 00:27:31.760]:  Oh my God.
[00:27:31.760 -> 00:27:33.760]:  Motherfucker, dude.
[00:27:33.760 -> 00:27:36.760]:  That's not what I wanted to do.
[00:27:37.760 -> 00:27:39.760]:  (clicking)
[00:27:39.760 -> 00:27:44.760]:  No, I almost had the second fucker, dude.
[00:27:44.760 -> 00:27:52.760]:  Dude, these games are fucking long.
[00:27:52.760 -> 00:27:53.760]:  That's the one thing I don't like about it.
[00:27:53.760 -> 00:27:55.760]:  They're super long.
[00:27:55.760 -> 00:27:57.760]:  You gotta commit to a game, dude.
[00:28:05.760 -> 00:28:07.760]:  (whispering)
[00:28:07.760 -> 00:28:13.760]:  I think I have more points than me, bro.
[00:28:13.760 -> 00:28:16.760]:  Oh, here we go.
[00:28:16.760 -> 00:28:17.760]:  Now we get the AK action.
[00:28:17.760 -> 00:28:18.760]:  Let's go.
[00:28:18.760 -> 00:28:20.760]:  Oh, I need the AK.
[00:28:21.760 -> 00:28:23.760]:  (clicking)
[00:28:23.760 -> 00:28:26.760]:  (keyboard clicking)