VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-05-02 19_54 [44129324267].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:03.000]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:00:03.000 -> 00:00:12.500]:  Hi internet, am I back, guys?
[00:00:12.500 -> 00:00:18.440]:  My back, I got my internet, went out.
[00:00:18.440 -> 00:00:19.540]:  Hopefully it stays good, man.
[00:00:19.540 -> 00:00:20.380]:  Hopefully.
[00:00:20.380 -> 00:00:22.880]:  Can you guys hear me, by the way?
[00:00:22.880 -> 00:00:24.720]:  Okay, okay.
[00:00:24.720 -> 00:00:27.220]:  My whole stream is DC, so hold up.
[00:00:27.220 -> 00:00:30.220]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:00:30.220 -> 00:00:51.020]:  That's what you give or talk about my mom a little Pipsqueak.
[00:00:51.020 -> 00:00:53.380]:  I was never talking to you, first of all.
[00:00:53.380 -> 00:00:54.160]:  Second of all.
[00:00:54.380 -> 00:00:57.860]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:00:57.860 -> 00:00:59.880]:  I can say whatever the fuck I want, balls.
[00:00:59.880 -> 00:01:03.300]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:01:03.300 -> 00:01:05.300]:  Just kidding, I love you.
[00:01:05.300 -> 00:01:07.580]:  Don't call me a little Pipsqueak, though.
[00:01:07.580 -> 00:01:10.660]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:01:10.660 -> 00:01:20.040]:  Oh my God, nice kill, nice kill.
[00:01:23.040 -> 00:01:24.260]:  I'm at the time, I'm out.
[00:01:24.260 -> 00:01:27.400]:  Free country, free speech, buddy.
[00:01:27.400 -> 00:01:29.900]:  That's my point, so I got here.
[00:01:29.900 -> 00:01:34.560]:  Gotta get the op, dude, gotta get the op.
[00:01:34.560 -> 00:01:37.760]:  Damn, I got some bad pain right now, dude.
[00:01:37.760 -> 00:01:40.400]:  52 pain, that's pretty bad.
[00:01:40.400 -> 00:01:43.560]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:01:43.560 -> 00:01:46.640]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:01:46.640 -> 00:01:59.600]:  Come on, come on, that corner, right there, yeah.
[00:01:59.600 -> 00:02:00.440]:  Good day.
[00:02:00.440 -> 00:02:05.120]:  Oh, I woulda fuckin' smoked that bitch ass.
[00:02:05.120 -> 00:02:07.280]:  Find a second more.
[00:02:07.280 -> 00:02:09.200]:  Nice.
[00:02:09.200 -> 00:02:12.280]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:02:12.280 -> 00:02:14.960]:  Is it pink?
[00:02:14.960 -> 00:02:16.560]:  What, his mom's pussy?
[00:02:16.560 -> 00:02:21.560]:  I thought it was, until I was about to go down on her
[00:02:21.560 -> 00:02:24.160]:  and it was fuckin' blue, dude, I thought what the fuck is this?
[00:02:24.160 -> 00:02:28.360]:  Yeah, nice.
[00:02:28.360 -> 00:02:29.200]:  Fuck go.
[00:02:29.200 -> 00:02:35.080]:  You're 21 and three, you're fuckin' killing it, bro.
[00:02:35.080 -> 00:02:37.040]:  Hey, buy me an op, would ya?
[00:02:37.040 -> 00:02:39.480]:  Hell of a minute, hell of a minute.
[00:02:39.480 -> 00:02:42.560]:  Don't go, okay, yeah, don't get an op though.
[00:02:42.560 -> 00:02:44.480]:  Oh, you already did, my bad, shit.
[00:02:44.480 -> 00:02:45.320]:  Okay, okay.
[00:02:45.320 -> 00:02:50.160]:  I'm gonna go A then, or A ramp, or whatever you call it.
[00:02:50.160 -> 00:02:51.400]:  I didn't call it, I don't know if it's to call out
[00:02:51.400 -> 00:02:52.680]:  some of this game anymore.
[00:02:52.680 -> 00:02:55.680]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:02:55.680 -> 00:02:57.920]:  (gunshot)
[00:02:57.920 -> 00:03:21.800]:  It's all right, I'm not, I don't, dude.
[00:03:22.800 -> 00:03:25.880]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:03:25.880 -> 00:03:29.760]:  Oh, I didn't, I was looking at the map,
[00:03:29.760 -> 00:03:32.600]:  oh my God, I was looking at the map, holy fuck.
[00:03:32.600 -> 00:03:35.360]:  Yeah, one's down there, yeah, sleazy, yup.
[00:03:35.360 -> 00:03:39.960]:  Holy fuck, dude.
[00:03:39.960 -> 00:03:45.620]:  You see, I feel like I'm playing against robots.
[00:03:45.620 -> 00:03:49.480]:  You just fuckin' killin' it, look.
[00:03:49.480 -> 00:03:52.480]:  (keyboard clicking)
[00:03:52.480 -> 00:04:05.240]:  Well, first, sweating, I want to take this hoodie off, bro.
[00:04:05.240 -> 00:04:12.120]:  This, like a dream I don't wanna wake up to,
[00:04:12.120 -> 00:04:15.040]:  wake up, mother, dad.
[00:04:17.040 -> 00:04:19.460]:  (mumbling)
[00:04:19.460 -> 00:04:22.960]:  This is boring, I'm not having a fun time.
[00:04:22.960 -> 00:04:24.800]:  I'm not doing that either, 4 and 8.
[00:04:24.800 -> 00:04:32.340]:  Nice, you shoulda go, easy.
[00:04:32.340 -> 00:04:38.720]:  Zero knife, don't you, Shane?
[00:04:38.720 -> 00:04:41.200]:  Oh my God, holy crap.
[00:04:41.200 -> 00:04:42.360]:  Thank you very much, bro.
[00:04:42.360 -> 00:04:43.360]:  I'm not playing well right now,
[00:04:43.360 -> 00:04:45.800]:  but I can play the hell out of this game at times.
[00:04:46.800 -> 00:04:48.720]:  I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not,
[00:04:48.720 -> 00:04:50.640]:  but either way, thank you, I guess.
[00:04:50.640 -> 00:04:52.680]:  Thank you very much, Harry, guys.
[00:04:52.680 -> 00:04:54.800]:  Thank you very much, Harry, by the way.
[00:04:54.800 -> 00:04:55.680]:  Preach, preach.
[00:04:55.680 -> 00:05:06.920]:  Bring that to A, yeah.
[00:05:06.920 -> 00:05:11.400]:  We got A secure, there's no one here.
[00:05:11.400 -> 00:05:13.640]:  (mumbling)
[00:05:13.640 -> 00:05:26.000]:  Oh, what the way?
[00:05:26.000 -> 00:05:26.840]:  Fuck.
[00:05:26.840 -> 00:05:29.160]:  I'm sorry, I love you.
[00:05:29.160 -> 00:05:30.600]:  You went on per, oh, nice shot.
[00:05:30.600 -> 00:05:32.240]:  Holy fuck, that was clean.
[00:05:32.240 -> 00:05:33.120]:  Is it your birthday?
[00:05:33.120 -> 00:05:34.960]:  Is it your birthday?
[00:05:34.960 -> 00:05:35.800]:  For real?
[00:05:35.800 -> 00:05:38.000]:  Pea liar.
[00:05:38.000 -> 00:05:38.760]:  It is not.
[00:05:40.640 -> 00:05:41.480]:  It's a lie.
[00:05:41.480 -> 00:05:45.560]:  My birthday was like a week, two weeks ago.
[00:05:45.560 -> 00:05:46.400]:  Let's go.
[00:05:46.400 -> 00:05:48.120]:  Hey, if you had to guess, how old are my pop tart?
[00:05:48.120 -> 00:05:49.480]:  Pop tart.
[00:05:49.480 -> 00:05:50.480]:  How old do I sound?
[00:05:50.480 -> 00:05:54.360]:  Hey, buddy, take the come out your ears
[00:05:54.360 -> 00:05:56.440]:  and answer the question before I kill you.
[00:05:56.440 -> 00:05:58.620]:  (mumbling)
[00:05:58.620 -> 00:06:02.240]:  Yeah, bitch.
[00:06:02.240 -> 00:06:03.960]:  - Okay, we don't need that.
[00:06:03.960 -> 00:06:04.960]:  - We don't, you guys don't,
[00:06:04.960 -> 00:06:07.840]:  we're the bottom fraggers, it doesn't be just fine.
[00:06:07.840 -> 00:06:09.360]:  I had to take the trash out to the garbage,
[00:06:09.360 -> 00:06:10.320]:  you know what I'm saying?
[00:06:10.320 -> 00:06:13.400]:  I'm up, I don't wanna sit there and ignore me.
[00:06:13.400 -> 00:06:15.400]:  Well, I mean, I told him, stop letting your boyfriend
[00:06:15.400 -> 00:06:16.680]:  come all the way down your ears, man.
[00:06:16.680 -> 00:06:18.680]:  You might be able to hear me a little bit.
[00:06:18.680 -> 00:06:23.440]:  I'm gonna kill you again too.
[00:06:23.440 -> 00:06:26.520]:  If there's another round, I don't think there will be no.
[00:06:26.520 -> 00:06:27.360]:  You hear me, Pea?
[00:06:27.360 -> 00:06:29.640]:  Little small tik tot car.
[00:06:29.640 -> 00:06:33.200]:  Nice kill, let's go.
[00:06:33.200 -> 00:06:37.760]:  He is right here, right in front of you, right there.
[00:06:37.760 -> 00:06:39.560]:  I think you got this boss.
[00:06:40.440 -> 00:06:42.800]:  Also, man, Jack, oh, nice try, nice try.
[00:06:42.800 -> 00:06:43.640]:  - 85.
[00:06:43.640 -> 00:06:46.080]:  - Blame me for that, blame me for that, blame me for that.
[00:06:46.080 -> 00:06:51.600]:  Don't fucking, what?
[00:06:51.600 -> 00:06:52.920]:  Surrender.
[00:06:52.920 -> 00:06:54.920]:  Who did that, was that PEPTAR?
[00:06:54.920 -> 00:06:56.280]:  Hey, let's kick him, kick PEPTAR.
[00:06:56.280 -> 00:06:59.200]:  Please, guys, I'll give you guys $5 cash up a piece.
[00:06:59.200 -> 00:07:00.560]:  Kick him, kick him, kick him.
[00:07:00.560 -> 00:07:02.800]:  Get his bitch ass outta here, you hear me, PEP?
[00:07:02.800 -> 00:07:03.640]:  Get out.
[00:07:03.640 -> 00:07:05.160]:  Did he change his name, did he leave the game?
[00:07:05.160 -> 00:07:07.360]:  He already left, he left already.
[00:07:07.360 -> 00:07:08.200]:  What a shitter.
[00:07:08.200 -> 00:07:25.200]:  Oh, did he get kicked? Did he kill me? Oh, that's even better. That's even better, yo. That's even better. That's hilarious. You guys see that? You guys should give him a follow in my stream, by the way. Let's get it popping. Mary Poppins. This hit 1300 subs you're feeling.
[00:07:25.200 -> 00:07:37.240]:  oh that did not just happen, that did not just happen, no one saw that one right there right
[00:07:37.240 -> 00:07:43.620]:  oh that looks right on the head too, that looks right on the head on the neck of the
[00:07:43.620 -> 00:08:06.600]:  face, no I'm 1995 boss man, 1995, I'm not 1986, alright I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm
[00:08:06.600 -> 00:08:13.600]:  I'm famous by the way guys, super famous. I'm just kidding. I don't know why one of my viewers wanted me to tell you all that.
[00:08:13.600 -> 00:08:21.900]:  Okay, watch this, I'm gonna smoke these guys on B. Are no one here? Be clear. Be wide open.
[00:08:21.900 -> 00:08:32.900]:  Oh my God, I'm so bad. I'm fucking done dude. Oh my God. I just want to get this game over with.
[00:08:33.300 -> 00:08:38.300]:  Now I'm 95 bro. April. April 1995 my boy.
[00:08:38.300 -> 00:08:52.300]:  Oh, he sees him.
[00:08:52.300 -> 00:08:58.300]:  Hey madam. Although I'm playing like a pussy.
[00:09:01.300 -> 00:09:04.300]:  Nice. Oh nice try dude. Nice try.
[00:09:04.300 -> 00:09:08.300]:  Alright, let's just get this over with. Let's get this over with. Let's grab a game plan. What's the game plan, sleazy?
[00:09:08.300 -> 00:09:14.300]:  Top fragger gets to this side, let's go. Kill them all. Kill them all, chat, you heard them.
[00:09:14.300 -> 00:09:22.300]:  I'm doing great. 4 and 12. Probably one of my better games, not gonna lie.
[00:09:22.300 -> 00:09:29.300]:  Last game on like 2 and 20, so it's probably a pretty good upgrade.
[00:09:29.300 -> 00:09:32.300]:  I don't want to die.
[00:09:32.300 -> 00:09:46.300]:  Dude, these are bots. These have to be bots. Do you see that guys? There's like 3 on A.
[00:09:46.300 -> 00:09:57.300]:  Good game guys, let's go. Good shit.
[00:09:57.300 -> 00:10:03.300]:  I can't stand if he'll play with the left hand. That looks so weird.
[00:10:03.300 -> 00:10:11.300]:  CT, I think.
[00:10:11.300 -> 00:10:16.300]:  Yeah, yeah. That's what I thought.
[00:10:16.300 -> 00:10:19.300]:  Let's get him to die.
[00:10:23.300 -> 00:10:27.300]:  Let's go. Clean with it. Nice kills. Good game. Good game.
[00:10:27.300 -> 00:10:31.300]:  I'm starting like a bitch. What's wrong with me? Alright, let's go.
[00:10:31.300 -> 00:10:36.300]:  I played like shit. I'll be right back guys. Be right back. I might play another one, I'm not sure yet.
[00:10:36.300 -> 00:10:38.300]:  Hold on.
[00:10:39.300 -> 00:10:41.300]:  I'm not sure.
[00:10:42.300 -> 00:10:44.300]:  I'm not sure.
[00:10:45.300 -> 00:10:47.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:10:48.300 -> 00:10:50.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:10:51.300 -> 00:10:53.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:10:54.300 -> 00:10:56.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:10:57.300 -> 00:10:59.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:00.300 -> 00:11:02.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:03.300 -> 00:11:05.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:06.300 -> 00:11:08.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:09.300 -> 00:11:11.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:11.300 -> 00:11:14.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:15.300 -> 00:11:17.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:17.300 -> 00:11:20.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:20.300 -> 00:11:23.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:47.300 -> 00:11:50.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:51.300 -> 00:11:54.300]:  Alright, let's go.
[00:11:54.300 -> 00:12:01.300]:  You didn't have to just cue it the same time like the rest of us. Hey man, if he's gifted subs, that's different. That's a little different.
[00:12:01.300 -> 00:12:06.300]:  Alright, let's see what we're going to do here. Let's see if I get a reload real quick.
[00:12:06.300 -> 00:12:14.300]:  And then, let's see what we're going to do. I can't believe I can do that 3K. It's okay, we can get back up there again.
[00:12:14.300 -> 00:12:39.300]:  [Music]
[00:12:39.300 -> 00:12:44.300]:  Oh, she's already read it, dude. Dude, she's already read it. Let me reply and get one. And guess who replied about the get one, guys?
[00:12:44.300 -> 00:12:54.300]:  [Music]
[00:12:54.300 -> 00:12:56.300]:  I don't know how to make it go.
[00:12:56.300 -> 00:13:15.300]:  [Music]
[00:13:15.300 -> 00:13:17.300]:  I got my third reload, guys.
[00:13:17.300 -> 00:13:25.300]:  Alright, I got to restart my stream, though. Just to say, I'm going to be right back, guys. We've got a $1.00 start, okay?
[00:13:25.300 -> 00:13:29.300]:  $1.00 start, we'll be right back. I'm going to be back up here on the right back.
[00:13:29.300 -> 00:13:39.300]:  [BLANK_AUDIO]