VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-09-14 02_30 [43033999817].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:04.120]: this is exactly what I do [00:00:04.120 -> 00:00:11.100]: what up Eden [00:00:11.100 -> 00:00:16.480]: the good weed's lit on this one [00:00:16.480 -> 00:00:19.720]: yeah right by myself [00:00:19.720 -> 00:00:26.240]: the world turn it, the weed burn it [00:00:26.240 -> 00:00:28.480]: them haters cock it, I keep earn it [00:00:28.480 -> 00:00:31.680]: know someone say life's a bitch, well I'ma keep flirting [00:00:31.680 -> 00:00:35.360]: and fuck that bitch for the money, your Louis B. Purge it sis [00:00:35.360 -> 00:00:38.520]: Oh folks jock my car cause they know just what this is [00:00:38.520 -> 00:00:41.840]: niggas flexin hard with no bars, they got weak service [00:00:41.840 -> 00:00:46.280]: keep verses, Mortal Kombat, look at my ring if I ain't ballin bitch [00:00:46.280 -> 00:00:48.880]: then what you call at, nothing but net [00:00:48.880 -> 00:00:52.280]: ain't back cause I never left, I did everything right [00:00:52.280 -> 00:00:56.280]: nigga better yet, rolling bomb for the niggas [00:00:56.280 -> 00:00:58.920]: that's around us, something like a contract [00:00:58.920 -> 00:01:01.480]: to build it from the ground up, down just [00:01:01.480 -> 00:01:08.280]: uh, twist up this weed, realize you're in the presence of a G [00:01:08.280 -> 00:01:10.680]: don't fuck up my paper, mean in my cheese [00:01:10.680 -> 00:01:13.080]: or the ones I use to roll up my trees [00:01:13.080 -> 00:01:14.680]: fuck it, you know what I mean [00:01:14.680 -> 00:01:17.080]: I'm rapping, yeah, I'm smoking, I'm using the crowd [00:01:17.080 -> 00:01:20.680]: gotta do my thing, I'm disrespecting the niggas before me [00:01:20.680 -> 00:01:23.480]: some smell up in your face but then laid on the low [00:01:23.480 -> 00:01:27.080]: now I just not on my own, now I just not on my own [00:01:27.080 -> 00:01:29.880]: I've been erased and taken the winner's place [00:01:29.880 -> 00:01:33.480]: no foot on the face, one of the best on me, that's what they call me [00:01:33.480 -> 00:01:37.080]: this only at the top, ain't no company so not just not [00:01:37.080 -> 00:01:39.280]: what up, what up, hello everybody [00:01:39.280 -> 00:01:43.880]: come on boys, see how much was that man, what up man [00:01:43.880 -> 00:01:46.080]: so guys, what are we doing? [00:01:46.080 -> 00:01:49.280]: hey, thank you Leroy, always been nice to me bro, thank you bro [00:01:49.280 -> 00:01:52.280]: you know, you guys wanna see what I bought today? [00:01:52.280 -> 00:01:55.080]: I guess I'm gonna show you what I bought today [00:01:55.080 -> 00:01:57.080]: I'll show you how everything I got today [00:01:57.080 -> 00:01:59.080]: and I got a blaze coming in, a blaze eagle [00:01:59.080 -> 00:02:02.080]: it's off trail lock in 29 minutes so [00:02:02.080 -> 00:02:05.080]: yeah, I got this today [00:02:05.080 -> 00:02:08.080]: I got $11,000 dude, $11,000 [00:02:08.080 -> 00:02:11.080]: this knife is worth $11,000, I like the Least 10 [00:02:11.080 -> 00:02:13.080]: it's worth the Least 10, I promise you [00:02:13.080 -> 00:02:15.080]: I could easily get 10 of this [00:02:17.080 -> 00:02:22.080]: $11,000 bitch, $11,000 motherfucker [00:02:22.080 -> 00:02:25.080]: $11,000, $11,000 motherfucker [00:02:25.080 -> 00:02:35.080]: I also got these, the matches [00:02:35.080 -> 00:02:37.080]: factory new by the way, look at that [00:02:37.080 -> 00:02:40.080]: factory new gloves [00:02:40.080 -> 00:02:43.080]: I got this Glock, let's show you what I'm cheap either [00:02:43.080 -> 00:02:46.080]: I got a blaze coming in [00:02:46.080 -> 00:02:49.080]: and then I got this case, look at my new AK [00:02:49.080 -> 00:02:51.080]: look at all the blue on the mag, dude [00:02:51.080 -> 00:02:53.080]: that's not a sexy case arm [00:02:53.080 -> 00:02:55.080]: thank you daisins [00:02:55.080 -> 00:02:57.080]: sold a lot of shit too though, a lot of shit [00:02:57.080 -> 00:02:59.080]: I got rid of a lot of shit [00:02:59.080 -> 00:03:01.080]: speaking of which, I need to set up my steam [00:03:01.080 -> 00:03:03.080]: showcase thing [00:03:03.080 -> 00:03:07.080]: what else did I get guys, did I get anything else? [00:03:07.080 -> 00:03:10.080]: oh, I got this white out ESP, pretty clean [00:03:10.080 -> 00:03:13.080]: factory new [00:03:13.080 -> 00:03:16.080]: oh, I don't know, maybe anything else, I don't think so [00:03:16.080 -> 00:03:19.080]: oh, we got some cases, you guys want to open some cases? [00:03:19.080 -> 00:03:21.080]: let's fucking open some cases, boys [00:03:21.080 -> 00:03:23.080]: let's open some Operation Hyattress [00:03:23.080 -> 00:03:26.080]: I feel like fucking like 20 bucks a piece [00:03:26.080 -> 00:03:28.080]: here we go [00:03:28.080 -> 00:03:30.080]: yeah, $20 a piece [00:03:30.080 -> 00:03:33.080]: oh, I almost got the AK, fuck [00:03:33.080 -> 00:03:38.080]: I should have some of these in the game, baby [00:03:39.080 -> 00:03:43.080]: a French, I don't know how to speak French about it, or act like French [00:03:43.080 -> 00:03:46.080]: damn [00:03:46.080 -> 00:03:49.080]: come on Hydra, come on Hydra [00:03:49.080 -> 00:03:51.080]: give me some money baby [00:03:51.080 -> 00:03:54.080]: money like 400, very rare, very rare [00:03:54.080 -> 00:03:59.080]: fuck [00:03:59.080 -> 00:04:02.080]: we are [00:04:02.080 -> 00:04:05.080]: got the mission out here making motherfucking millions [00:04:05.080 -> 00:04:07.080]: I hope so too, come on [00:04:07.080 -> 00:04:09.080]: give me something good, baby [00:04:09.080 -> 00:04:11.080]: damn [00:04:11.080 -> 00:04:18.080]: alright guys, come on, this is the gold, this is the gold [00:04:18.080 -> 00:04:20.080]: I have a dragon lord, Carrie [00:04:20.080 -> 00:04:22.080]: you want to see my dragon lord? [00:04:22.080 -> 00:04:24.080]: I got the white gate, nice [00:04:24.080 -> 00:04:27.080]: field tested, what? [00:04:27.080 -> 00:04:29.080]: bullshit [00:04:29.080 -> 00:04:31.080]: you know I have a dragon lord, Doug? [00:04:31.080 -> 00:04:34.080]: come on, bruh, come on, bruh [00:04:36.080 -> 00:04:38.080]: come on, bruh [00:04:38.080 -> 00:04:40.080]: got to flex on it a little bit [00:04:40.080 -> 00:04:43.080]: we got 5 more guys, 5 more keys [00:04:43.080 -> 00:04:47.080]: yeah, hold on, after these 5 cases [00:04:47.080 -> 00:04:50.080]: yeah [00:04:50.080 -> 00:04:53.080]: that blueprint USP is kinda clean [00:04:53.080 -> 00:04:56.080]: alright, 4 more guys, come on [00:04:56.080 -> 00:05:01.080]: I probably will Sean, I'm still deciding what card to get [00:05:01.080 -> 00:05:02.080]: oh, pink whip eye [00:05:02.080 -> 00:05:05.080]: fucker, we are going to get a pink before this is over, I'm telling you [00:05:05.080 -> 00:05:07.080]: next 3, get a pink [00:05:07.080 -> 00:05:09.080]: pink or gold? [00:05:09.080 -> 00:05:11.080]: that skin is weird, which one? [00:05:11.080 -> 00:05:12.080]: it's kinda weird [00:05:12.080 -> 00:05:14.080]: is it, uh, which one? [00:05:14.080 -> 00:05:17.080]: my z-lord, no dude, it's a fucking minimum warrior [00:05:17.080 -> 00:05:20.080]: the fuck you laughing at pussy? [00:05:20.080 -> 00:05:23.080]: inside of your little penis? [00:05:23.080 -> 00:05:25.080]: yeah, what you laughing at dude? [00:05:25.080 -> 00:05:28.080]: damn [00:05:28.080 -> 00:05:31.080]: no, it's minimum warrior, bro [00:05:31.080 -> 00:05:34.080]: just underfecting you, like it's not very far into the minimum warrior [00:05:34.080 -> 00:05:36.080]: yeah, it looks great, yeah [00:05:36.080 -> 00:05:38.080]: come on, last one [00:05:38.080 -> 00:05:41.080]: damn, son [00:05:41.080 -> 00:05:43.080]: shit, you got V, that's all a garbage [00:05:43.080 -> 00:05:44.080]: all a garbage [00:05:44.080 -> 00:05:47.080]: look at me, I have 1, 2, 3, 4 more of those [00:05:47.080 -> 00:05:51.080]: I'm gonna try to buy some keys, I don't think it's gonna work [00:05:51.080 -> 00:06:00.080]: try to buy some keys, let me do it [00:06:00.080 -> 00:06:03.080]: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 [00:06:03.080 -> 00:06:04.080]: I'm gonna try to buy some of those [00:06:04.080 -> 00:06:05.080]: I'll make it work, though [00:06:05.080 -> 00:06:09.080]: I shall try, though, I shall try [00:06:09.080 -> 00:06:18.080]: I'm riding, man [00:06:18.080 -> 00:06:21.080]: I'm waiting on my CS float, you guys wanna see my best buy, uh, cart? [00:06:21.080 -> 00:06:23.080]: shit, I gotta buy this, my cart, man [00:06:23.080 -> 00:06:27.080]: oh, dude, I think it's working, hold on [00:06:27.080 -> 00:06:29.080]: maybe not [00:06:29.080 -> 00:06:32.080]: oh, come on, still won't let me buy a shelf of steam, dude [00:06:33.080 -> 00:06:34.080]: that's some fucking bullshit, dude [00:06:34.080 -> 00:06:36.080]: I definitely have [00:06:36.080 -> 00:06:40.080]: you're gonna be weird, why are you trying to start shit in my chat? [00:06:40.080 -> 00:06:42.080]: pick a grip [00:06:42.080 -> 00:06:44.080]: what's up, Trappie? [00:06:44.080 -> 00:06:46.080]: come on, guys [00:06:47.080 -> 00:06:50.080]: run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run [00:06:51.080 -> 00:06:52.080]: don't need to be a champion [00:06:52.080 -> 00:06:54.080]: shawty gotta win [00:06:54.080 -> 00:06:56.080]: drinking all night, no matter what, I gotta spit [00:06:56.080 -> 00:06:59.080]: homie, I get high, so a nigga just senseless [00:06:59.080 -> 00:07:01.080]: and I'm real flat, so my hoes are expensive [00:07:01.080 -> 00:07:04.080]: I'm a young guy, getting dumb riches [00:07:04.080 -> 00:07:07.080]: so I don't got time for the hook, rap bitches [00:07:07.080 -> 00:07:10.080]: yeah, see how I ball, no fade away [00:07:10.080 -> 00:07:13.080]: these yellow diamonds in my charms, why the haters hate [00:07:13.080 -> 00:07:15.080]: them hoes fight for your boring life, flavor, flake [00:07:15.080 -> 00:07:18.080]: take your home, bend you over like a paper plate [00:07:19.080 -> 00:07:23.080]: who look good in your outfit, I'm trying to see how that thing look when you're out of it [00:07:23.080 -> 00:07:27.080]: I'm gonna live how I live, take a bad little bitch to the crib [00:07:27.080 -> 00:07:35.080]: alright, I got ten bucks to whoever can guess what I'm drinking on [00:07:35.080 -> 00:07:37.080]: what am I drinking on, man? [00:07:37.080 -> 00:07:42.080]: yo, what up, son? [00:07:42.080 -> 00:07:45.080]: nope, nope, nope, nope [00:07:45.080 -> 00:07:47.080]: no [00:07:48.080 -> 00:07:50.080]: no, no, no, no, no [00:07:50.080 -> 00:07:52.080]: nope, nope [00:07:52.080 -> 00:07:55.080]: no, it's very common, let's put it that way [00:07:55.080 -> 00:07:57.080]: it's a very common drink, no, no, no, no, no [00:07:57.080 -> 00:07:59.080]: no, one person said it, I swear to no one [00:07:59.080 -> 00:08:02.080]: there we go, hot potato with the milk [00:08:02.080 -> 00:08:04.080]: whole milk, motherfucker [00:08:04.080 -> 00:08:09.080]: did you get it because I said it was common? [00:08:09.080 -> 00:08:12.080]: you get ten bucks, you got Zell or Apple Pay or PayPal? [00:08:12.080 -> 00:08:14.080]: I don't have crypto right now [00:08:16.080 -> 00:08:18.080]: I'm still in love with my new knife, dude, I love that thing [00:08:18.080 -> 00:08:21.080]: fuck yeah, baby, fuck yeah, baby [00:08:21.080 -> 00:08:26.080]: alright, I might play, oh, I don't know what to do [00:08:26.080 -> 00:08:28.080]: I have the green knife, though, what about it? [00:08:28.080 -> 00:08:34.080]: oh no, did you just tune in? [00:08:34.080 -> 00:08:37.080]: no, I got a, I got a ruby M9B in it [00:08:37.080 -> 00:08:39.080]: factory new, this one's like 11k [00:08:39.080 -> 00:08:44.080]: yeah, it's supposed to have been slots, yeah, every day [00:08:45.080 -> 00:08:47.080]: this one's like 11k, like 10.5 [00:08:47.080 -> 00:08:52.080]: there's a float on it, 0.02 [00:08:52.080 -> 00:08:56.080]: yeah, 0.02 [00:08:56.080 -> 00:08:59.080]: yeah, it's like 11k, look, let me show you guys [00:08:59.080 -> 00:09:01.080]: it's like 10k at the minimum [00:09:01.080 -> 00:09:05.080]: oh, this guy's not known to sell his deagle [00:09:05.080 -> 00:09:08.080]: I gotta buy another one, he has 16 minutes left to accept [00:09:08.080 -> 00:09:12.080]: I sold a lot of skins, I sold a lot of skins [00:09:13.080 -> 00:09:14.080]: a lot of it's gone [00:09:14.080 -> 00:09:16.080]: I'm gonna buy a car [00:09:16.080 -> 00:09:20.080]: anyways, let's go to, what was I gonna show you guys? [00:09:20.080 -> 00:09:22.080]: oh, the price of the, yeah [00:09:22.080 -> 00:09:24.080]: Cco M9B in that [00:09:24.080 -> 00:09:26.080]: ruby [00:09:26.080 -> 00:09:28.080]: go here, and you go to factory new [00:09:28.080 -> 00:09:31.080]: that's the prices on it right there that people are selling for, so [00:09:31.080 -> 00:09:34.080]: I mean, mine's better than that, that's 11.4 [00:09:34.080 -> 00:09:37.080]: mine's doing that, I mean, it has a better wear rating [00:09:37.080 -> 00:09:39.080]: yeah, we got a car [00:09:39.080 -> 00:09:41.080]: it looks like the wear rating on it [00:09:42.080 -> 00:09:45.080]: it's 13k for his, but this is 0.00, that one probably looks really nice [00:09:45.080 -> 00:09:47.080]: either way [00:09:47.080 -> 00:09:49.080]: excuse me, sorry [00:09:49.080 -> 00:09:52.080]: the lower is better, so 0.00 is like the best [00:09:52.080 -> 00:09:55.080]: there's 0.000, but that's super rare [00:09:55.080 -> 00:09:59.080]: 11.7 [00:09:59.080 -> 00:10:02.080]: points, yeah, mine's, mine's, I bought mine for like 11 [00:10:02.080 -> 00:10:05.080]: anyways [00:10:05.080 -> 00:10:11.080]: look at how expensive those clothes are, god damn [00:10:11.080 -> 00:10:12.080]: 18.5 grand [00:10:12.080 -> 00:10:24.080]: wow, triple zero block [00:10:24.080 -> 00:10:28.080]: look at that, triple zero for 1600, I'd buy that, but that's probably worth the extra hundred [00:10:28.080 -> 00:10:33.080]: I'm riding around, I'm getting my music all loud [00:10:33.080 -> 00:10:34.080]: let me see just a second [00:10:39.080 -> 00:10:42.080]: fuck, Banland, okay [00:10:42.080 -> 00:10:44.080]: take it [00:10:44.080 -> 00:10:46.080]: take it [00:10:46.080 -> 00:10:48.080]: mine's been over here, though [00:10:48.080 -> 00:10:50.080]: mine's your nine [00:10:50.080 -> 00:10:53.080]: no, it looks damn good for me to model it [00:10:53.080 -> 00:10:57.080]: damn, I might sell this, though [00:10:57.080 -> 00:11:04.080]: I got this yesterday, pretty good [00:11:04.080 -> 00:11:06.080]: oh, I saw that one [00:11:07.080 -> 00:11:08.080]: there's some money [00:11:08.080 -> 00:11:17.080]: I'm about to sell that, and I'm about to sell them, though [00:11:17.080 -> 00:11:21.080]: let's sell them both, and then we'll buy a new knife and a new pair of gloves [00:11:21.080 -> 00:11:24.080]: I think we'll go red for Terrace, blue for Count Terrace [00:11:24.080 -> 00:11:28.080]: let me find a blue knife, it could be like a cheaper knife, that's maybe sapphire [00:11:28.080 -> 00:11:31.080]: and then blue gloves, let's do that right now [00:11:31.080 -> 00:11:33.080]: let's sell both of those [00:11:34.080 -> 00:11:40.080]: [music] [00:11:40.080 -> 00:11:41.080]: why is this not working? [00:11:41.080 -> 00:11:44.080]: oh, here we go, here we go, okay [00:11:44.080 -> 00:11:47.080]: we're gonna sell both of them, yeah, blue, I like blue [00:11:47.080 -> 00:11:49.080]: blue for Count Terrace, and then red for Terrace [00:11:49.080 -> 00:11:51.080]: so we go sell items [00:11:51.080 -> 00:11:53.080]: it's not even, oh, I came to sell them yet, dude [00:11:53.080 -> 00:11:57.080]: I don't think they've been, you can't sell them for, yeah, fuck, all my items are new [00:11:57.080 -> 00:12:00.080]: look, I can't sell them 'til fucking [00:12:02.080 -> 00:12:05.080]: wait, I can't sell it, oh no, I can't, September 20th, fuck [00:12:05.080 -> 00:12:08.080]: what's that, like four or five days or something like that? [00:12:08.080 -> 00:12:09.080]: no, I got the burger [00:12:09.080 -> 00:12:17.080]: I have 500 bucks, what should we buy, should we buy something? [00:12:17.080 -> 00:12:21.080]: I've got 500 bucks on CFO [00:12:21.080 -> 00:12:26.080]: you can still sell, you can sell instantly on other things [00:12:26.080 -> 00:12:29.080]: Steam, you can sell instantly, and also [00:12:29.080 -> 00:12:32.080]: on different sites of e-market you can sell instantly, but for a reduced price [00:12:32.080 -> 00:12:37.080]: 1v2, XX, how are you doing? [00:12:37.080 -> 00:12:49.080]: what's a cheaper one, like a gut knife maybe? [00:12:49.080 -> 00:12:51.080]: oh wow, yeah [00:12:51.080 -> 00:12:57.080]: that's kinda cool looking, kind of [00:12:58.080 -> 00:13:01.080]: I'm kinda getting more expensive, a little bit more expensive now [00:13:01.080 -> 00:13:05.080]: actually I only have 500 bucks [00:13:05.080 -> 00:13:07.080]: yeah, that'll have to do [00:13:07.080 -> 00:13:10.080]: what are there some of them, you like them or is this? [00:13:10.080 -> 00:13:11.080]: oh, hell no [00:13:11.080 -> 00:13:17.080]: don't know if I can get one [00:13:17.080 -> 00:13:19.080]: there we go [00:13:19.080 -> 00:13:23.080]: I'm gonna buy this one when I sell it, I kinda like this one [00:13:25.080 -> 00:13:27.080]: how tall is it? [00:13:27.080 -> 00:13:35.080]: look at that, I've never heard of this [00:13:35.080 -> 00:13:37.080]: what the fuck is that, I've never seen that [00:13:37.080 -> 00:13:39.080]: it's fucking cheap, I can buy it right now [00:13:39.080 -> 00:13:41.080]: I can expect it in the game real quick [00:13:41.080 -> 00:13:45.080]: I've never seen that, oh that looks dumb as fuck, that's so small [00:13:45.080 -> 00:13:49.080]: I like the silhouette, I don't know if it's too small [00:13:49.080 -> 00:13:51.080]: it looks cool here, but not in the game [00:13:51.080 -> 00:13:53.080]: I can buy it [00:13:54.080 -> 00:13:57.080]: what about Talon knife? [00:13:57.080 -> 00:14:02.080]: oh my god, dude I kinda want one of those, that's what I'm gonna get [00:14:02.080 -> 00:14:05.080]: Talon knife, I think I'm gonna buy one of these [00:14:05.080 -> 00:14:11.080]: a factory new, how much am I gonna sell again? [00:14:11.080 -> 00:14:14.080]: I could definitely get it [00:14:14.080 -> 00:14:19.080]: cause you can, it's just like a whole bunch of things [00:14:19.080 -> 00:14:20.080]: you can resell them [00:14:22.080 -> 00:14:25.080]: oh guys look at my car, guys look at this [00:14:25.080 -> 00:14:28.080]: look at my fucking, I'm buying all this shit [00:14:28.080 -> 00:14:32.080]: new webcam, new mic, two mic, two mics [00:14:32.080 -> 00:14:34.080]: in case I break one [00:14:34.080 -> 00:14:37.080]: new keyboard, $500 headphones [00:14:37.080 -> 00:14:40.080]: that was normal, I'm waiting for my CSbook [00:14:40.080 -> 00:14:42.080]: when I cashed up with CSbook like an hour ago [00:14:42.080 -> 00:14:44.080]: I fucking accidentally did the fucking 24 hour option [00:14:44.080 -> 00:14:46.080]: I wouldn't look at it [00:14:51.080 -> 00:14:53.080]: hell yeah, dude [00:14:53.080 -> 00:14:56.080]: I can look if I got it already, but I don't think so [00:14:56.080 -> 00:15:00.080]: oh my god, I got the money [00:15:00.080 -> 00:15:02.080]: let's look at buy this right now [00:15:02.080 -> 00:15:04.080]: I'm gonna buy this right fucking now dude, it reminds me [00:15:04.080 -> 00:15:06.080]: oh, let me hide my stick [00:15:06.080 -> 00:15:09.080]: let's order all this shit right fucking now [00:15:09.080 -> 00:15:12.080]: I was just looking at that, I was looking at that [00:15:12.080 -> 00:15:14.080]: oh the fuck, I didn't see that at all [00:15:14.080 -> 00:15:19.080]: oh buy mine, that's fine [00:15:20.080 -> 00:15:22.080]: $23.83 [00:15:22.080 -> 00:15:25.080]: $23.83 [00:15:25.080 -> 00:15:38.080]: $23.83, it was like $2400 a second ago, what changed? [00:15:38.080 -> 00:15:40.080]: the fuck, that went down to price I guess [00:15:40.080 -> 00:15:43.080]: alright, here we go [00:15:43.080 -> 00:15:45.080]: buying it [00:15:45.080 -> 00:15:47.080]: and it works [00:15:48.080 -> 00:15:50.080]: and it looks like it worked, dude [00:15:50.080 -> 00:16:03.080]: oh, same dude delivery requires a [00:16:03.080 -> 00:16:05.080]: oh, cool [00:16:05.080 -> 00:16:07.080]: they mess my prize, they recognize [00:16:07.080 -> 00:16:09.080]: I keep it so G [00:16:09.080 -> 00:16:11.080]: I keep it so G [00:16:11.080 -> 00:16:13.080]: get you some money, fucking with me [00:16:13.080 -> 00:16:16.080]: yeah, yeah, uh [00:16:16.080 -> 00:16:19.080]: I don't love 'em, I don't chase 'em, I duck 'em [00:16:19.080 -> 00:16:21.080]: try to get mad at 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em [00:16:21.080 -> 00:16:24.080]: well let's see when it all comes [00:16:24.080 -> 00:16:26.080]: what goes to you [00:16:26.080 -> 00:16:28.080]: oh, I see [00:16:28.080 -> 00:16:31.080]: oh, fuck dude, I'm getting everything Tuesday [00:16:31.080 -> 00:16:32.080]: everything [00:16:32.080 -> 00:16:34.080]: oh, the headphones are gonna be [00:16:34.080 -> 00:16:36.080]: okay, I'm paying $20 for that, I think it'll be $18 [00:16:36.080 -> 00:16:41.080]: here we go, it's the 17th and the headphones are really easy [00:16:41.080 -> 00:17:06.080]: [music] [00:17:06.080 -> 00:17:07.080]: what the? [00:17:07.080 -> 00:17:10.080]: what the fuck, he's not moving his tail [00:17:10.080 -> 00:17:25.080]: [music] [00:17:25.080 -> 00:17:27.080]: man, I don't fucking know what this is, dude [00:17:27.080 -> 00:17:35.080]: [music] [00:17:35.080 -> 00:17:39.080]: uh, I don't have a ride, I don't get it, I'll just put something on the 18th [00:17:39.080 -> 00:17:40.080]: something on the 18th [00:17:40.080 -> 00:17:46.080]: [music] [00:17:46.080 -> 00:17:47.080]: I was making it count, hold on [00:17:47.080 -> 00:17:57.080]: [music] [00:17:57.080 -> 00:17:59.080]: we're making it count, okay, here we go [00:17:59.080 -> 00:18:00.080]: create a count, here we go [00:18:00.080 -> 00:18:22.080]: [music] [00:18:22.080 -> 00:18:23.080]: okay, here we go [00:18:23.080 -> 00:18:51.080]: [music] [00:18:51.080 -> 00:18:53.080]: I gotta fucking, I'll show you [00:18:53.080 -> 00:18:54.080]: $1,000 [00:18:54.080 -> 00:19:12.080]: [music] [00:19:12.080 -> 00:19:15.080]: I got some HD 60's, $7,000 headphones [00:19:15.080 -> 00:19:40.080]: [music] [00:19:40.080 -> 00:19:45.080]: you know what it isn't, what the fuck dude, I can't even place my order, I'm not fucking kidding [00:19:45.080 -> 00:19:58.080]: [music] [00:19:58.080 -> 00:20:00.080]: yeah, I can't wait to get it out [00:20:00.080 -> 00:20:05.080]: [music] [00:20:05.080 -> 00:20:33.080]: [music] [00:20:33.080 -> 00:20:35.080]: man, I don't fucking know [00:20:35.080 -> 00:20:42.080]: [music] [00:20:42.080 -> 00:20:44.080]: nah, I bet you I can't do that [00:20:44.080 -> 00:20:47.080]: [music] [00:20:47.080 -> 00:20:48.080]: uh, nope [00:20:48.080 -> 00:20:50.080]: [music] [00:20:50.080 -> 00:20:51.080]: sorry, trace out [00:20:51.080 -> 00:20:53.080]: what other website can I buy? [00:20:53.080 -> 00:20:55.080]: [music] [00:20:55.080 -> 00:20:56.080]: let me try to make it count [00:20:56.080 -> 00:21:19.080]: [music] [00:21:19.080 -> 00:21:48.080]: [music] [00:21:48.080 -> 00:22:17.080]: [music] [00:22:17.080 -> 00:22:18.080]: okay, let me out of here [00:22:18.080 -> 00:22:20.080]: nice, okay [00:22:20.080 -> 00:22:41.080]: [music] [00:22:41.080 -> 00:22:48.080]: no [00:22:48.080 -> 00:23:05.080]: [music] [00:23:05.080 -> 00:23:07.080]: okay, what? [00:23:07.080 -> 00:23:24.080]: [music] [00:23:24.080 -> 00:23:28.080]: I'm just gonna order it on my phone then, fuck this bullshit dude, holy fuck [00:23:28.080 -> 00:23:30.080]: okay, I gotta fucking [00:23:30.080 -> 00:23:33.080]: what's up with Best Buy tonight? [00:23:33.080 -> 00:23:36.080]: I don't need to do that, I can do that, I just gotta order it on my phone [00:23:36.080 -> 00:23:38.080]: okay, Samsung, I'll show you the monitor I'm getting [00:23:38.080 -> 00:23:40.080]: it's a 32-inch [00:23:40.080 -> 00:23:43.080]: LED 4K, 240 Hertz, really good [00:23:43.080 -> 00:23:48.080]: [music] [00:23:48.080 -> 00:23:49.080]: dedicated [00:23:49.080 -> 00:23:51.080]: I don't wanna get this shit ordered so I can start getting [00:23:51.080 -> 00:23:55.080]: nah, I'm good bro, I'm good P-Boy, it's just a gesture [00:23:55.080 -> 00:23:57.080]: [music] [00:23:57.080 -> 00:23:59.080]: little friend [00:23:59.080 -> 00:24:02.080]: of course she made it [00:24:02.080 -> 00:24:10.080]: [music] [00:24:10.080 -> 00:24:14.080]: here it is, 32-inch OC, 4K UHD, 240 Hertz [00:24:14.080 -> 00:24:22.080]: [music] [00:24:22.080 -> 00:24:23.080]: okay, what else we got? [00:24:23.080 -> 00:24:26.080]: we got a fucking Sennheiser, headphones [00:24:26.080 -> 00:24:33.080]: yeah, buddy [00:24:33.080 -> 00:24:36.080]: I don't know what this sounds like [00:24:36.080 -> 00:24:42.080]: [music] [00:24:42.080 -> 00:24:45.080]: here they are, 60 [00:24:45.080 -> 00:24:48.080]: okay, next thing, watch the keyboard [00:24:48.080 -> 00:24:52.080]: [music] [00:24:52.080 -> 00:25:00.080]: [music] [00:25:00.080 -> 00:25:03.080]: I wanna choose the mouse [00:25:03.080 -> 00:25:07.080]: [music] [00:25:07.080 -> 00:25:11.080]: okay, next thing is the keyboard [00:25:11.080 -> 00:25:14.080]: we got a really nice keyboard [00:25:14.080 -> 00:25:17.080]: fucking dreamy shit [00:25:17.080 -> 00:25:20.080]: hell yeah, of course [00:25:20.080 -> 00:25:23.080]: right, our cheeks, yeah [00:25:23.080 -> 00:25:28.080]: [music] [00:25:28.080 -> 00:25:31.080]: no, we couldn't watch that [00:25:31.080 -> 00:25:34.080]: okay, I don't need it [00:25:34.080 -> 00:25:38.080]: [music] [00:25:38.080 -> 00:25:46.080]: [music] [00:25:46.080 -> 00:25:53.080]: [music] [00:25:53.080 -> 00:25:56.080]: I love that, I love you too [00:25:56.080 -> 00:26:01.080]: [music] [00:26:01.080 -> 00:26:04.080]: whoa, no fucking way dude [00:26:04.080 -> 00:26:08.080]: the fucking keyboard went down to $30 in the last hour [00:26:08.080 -> 00:26:20.080]: [music] [00:26:20.080 -> 00:26:23.080]: no, you didn't [00:26:23.080 -> 00:26:26.080]: oh, what the hell [00:26:26.080 -> 00:26:29.080]: okay, that was a different one [00:26:29.080 -> 00:26:32.080]: oh, what kind of switches should I get? [00:26:32.080 -> 00:26:36.080]: optical, linear, clicky [00:26:36.080 -> 00:26:42.080]: yeah, tactile, linear, or clicky [00:26:42.080 -> 00:26:46.080]: like a clicky, but I don't, I probably know what it might be [00:26:46.080 -> 00:26:51.080]: optical, that's the most expensive [00:26:51.080 -> 00:26:54.080]: no, the tactile is the most expensive [00:26:54.080 -> 00:26:58.080]: optical, see the optical [00:26:58.080 -> 00:27:01.080]: linear, tactile, oh, you mean that [00:27:01.080 -> 00:27:04.080]: tactile, linear [00:27:04.080 -> 00:27:08.080]: linear, linear, okay, it seems to have the most ratings on it [00:27:08.080 -> 00:27:12.080]: linear, actually, yeah [00:27:12.080 -> 00:27:16.080]: okay [00:27:16.080 -> 00:27:20.080]: [music] [00:27:20.080 -> 00:27:24.080]: [music] [00:27:24.080 -> 00:27:28.080]: these are the pros used, here it is right here [00:27:28.080 -> 00:27:32.080]: okay, I got it [00:27:32.080 -> 00:27:36.080]: [music] [00:27:36.080 -> 00:27:40.080]: [music] [00:27:40.080 -> 00:27:44.080]: [music] [00:27:44.080 -> 00:27:48.080]: [music] [00:27:48.080 -> 00:27:52.080]: okay, [00:27:52.080 -> 00:27:56.080]: keyboard next, keyboard [00:27:56.080 -> 00:28:00.080]: oh, it's the one I want to get? no, it isn't [00:28:00.080 -> 00:28:04.080]: okay, so I got the [00:28:04.080 -> 00:28:08.080]: keyboard [00:28:08.080 -> 00:28:12.080]: okay, keyboard [00:28:12.080 -> 00:28:16.080]: and the webcam, and the microphone [00:28:16.080 -> 00:28:20.080]: I think MX is right [00:28:20.080 -> 00:28:24.080]: so the most expensive webcam I have [00:28:24.080 -> 00:28:28.080]: [music] [00:28:28.080 -> 00:28:32.080]: [music] [00:28:32.080 -> 00:28:38.080]: [music] [00:28:38.080 -> 00:28:42.080]: [music] [00:28:42.080 -> 00:28:46.080]: [music] [00:28:46.080 -> 00:28:50.080]: [music] [00:28:50.080 -> 00:28:54.080]: [music] [00:28:54.080 -> 00:28:58.080]: they charge more different prices on mobile if they make sense [00:28:58.080 -> 00:29:02.080]: oh, there it goes, 140, okay, that's it [00:29:02.080 -> 00:29:06.080]: okay, I got it [00:29:06.080 -> 00:29:10.080]: and a little bit younger, I'll go [00:29:10.080 -> 00:29:14.080]: I'll show you my addresses though, I can't do that, I'll go [00:29:14.080 -> 00:29:18.080]: last thing, the microphone, this one looks really cool, I like this one, I like this one [00:29:18.080 -> 00:29:22.080]: [music] [00:29:22.080 -> 00:29:26.080]: [music] [00:29:26.080 -> 00:29:30.080]: [music] [00:29:30.080 -> 00:29:34.080]: [music] [00:29:34.080 -> 00:29:38.080]: [music] [00:29:38.080 -> 00:29:42.080]: you guys know Blue Gaze in my project, I didn't know that [00:29:42.080 -> 00:29:46.080]: I had no idea that was a project like that [00:29:46.080 -> 00:29:50.080]: [music] [00:29:50.080 -> 00:29:54.080]: oh wow, this is Yeti Studio Super Cardio [00:29:54.080 -> 00:29:58.080]: active dynamic XLR broadcast in the front end of the list [00:29:58.080 -> 00:30:02.080]: [music] [00:30:02.080 -> 00:30:06.080]: okay, and here we have the card, I think that's it, I think that's it [00:30:06.080 -> 00:30:10.080]: I hope this works, you see a lot of text [00:30:10.080 -> 00:30:14.080]: the webcam, the keyboard [00:30:14.080 -> 00:30:18.080]: [music] [00:30:18.080 -> 00:30:22.080]: yeah, I didn't know that either [00:30:22.080 -> 00:30:26.080]: [music] [00:30:26.080 -> 00:30:30.080]: [music] [00:30:30.080 -> 00:30:34.080]: yeah, this looks like it's in, this is perfect [00:30:34.080 -> 00:30:38.080]: oh, hold on, hold on, look at that [00:30:38.080 -> 00:30:42.080]: [music] [00:30:42.080 -> 00:30:46.080]: [music] [00:30:46.080 -> 00:30:50.080]: [music] [00:30:50.080 -> 00:30:54.080]: [music] [00:30:54.080 -> 00:30:58.080]: [music] [00:30:58.080 -> 00:31:02.080]: oh, I had a pickup, I'm going in [00:31:02.080 -> 00:31:06.080]: [music] [00:31:06.080 -> 00:31:10.080]: okay [00:31:10.080 -> 00:31:14.080]: [music] [00:31:14.080 -> 00:31:18.080]: wow, 23rd for this one, what the fuck [00:31:18.080 -> 00:31:22.080]: [music] [00:31:22.080 -> 00:31:26.080]: oh, it's available in checkout, okay [00:31:26.080 -> 00:31:30.080]: let's just go and hang out on Tuesday guys [00:31:30.080 -> 00:31:34.080]: [music] [00:31:34.080 -> 00:31:38.080]: [music] [00:31:38.080 -> 00:31:42.080]: what is that? [00:31:42.080 -> 00:31:46.080]: [music] [00:31:46.080 -> 00:31:50.080]: here we go, I'm buying it, let's see if it works [00:31:50.080 -> 00:31:54.080]: come on, okay [00:31:54.080 -> 00:31:58.080]: I'll pay $20 to get this one a week early, yeah [00:31:58.080 -> 00:32:02.080]: oh, the fucking keyboard just went off [00:32:02.080 -> 00:32:06.080]: [music] [00:32:06.080 -> 00:32:10.080]: okay, I'll just order a keyboard [00:32:10.080 -> 00:32:14.080]: [music] [00:32:14.080 -> 00:32:18.080]: [music] [00:32:18.080 -> 00:32:22.080]: oh, I could pay $10 for something still to get it today [00:32:22.080 -> 00:32:26.080]: is this Saturday? since today, September 14th [00:32:26.080 -> 00:32:30.080]: I'm gonna do it, fuck it, we'll get the microphone and the fucking webcam today [00:32:30.080 -> 00:32:34.080]: [music] [00:32:34.080 -> 00:32:38.080]: [music] [00:32:38.080 -> 00:32:42.080]: alright, move it, bro [00:32:42.080 -> 00:32:46.080]: [music] [00:32:46.080 -> 00:32:50.080]: [music] [00:32:50.080 -> 00:32:54.080]: [music] [00:32:54.080 -> 00:32:58.080]: [music] [00:32:58.080 -> 00:33:02.080]: okay [00:33:02.080 -> 00:33:06.080]: [music] [00:33:06.080 -> 00:33:10.080]: yeah, I like this, it's really good [00:33:10.080 -> 00:33:14.080]: I'm just gonna get the other one [00:33:14.080 -> 00:33:18.080]: [music] [00:33:18.080 -> 00:33:22.080]: [music] [00:33:22.080 -> 00:33:26.080]: [music] [00:33:26.080 -> 00:33:30.080]: [music] [00:33:30.080 -> 00:33:34.080]: [music] [00:33:34.080 -> 00:33:38.080]: oh, fuck [00:33:38.080 -> 00:33:42.080]: [music] [00:33:42.080 -> 00:33:46.080]: [music] [00:33:46.080 -> 00:33:50.080]: [music] [00:33:50.080 -> 00:33:54.080]: [music] [00:33:54.080 -> 00:33:58.080]: [music] [00:33:58.080 -> 00:34:02.080]: [music] [00:34:02.080 -> 00:34:06.080]: [music] [00:34:06.080 -> 00:34:10.080]: [music] [00:34:10.080 -> 00:34:14.080]: [music] [00:34:14.080 -> 00:34:18.080]: okay, here we go [00:34:18.080 -> 00:34:22.080]: [music] [00:34:22.080 -> 00:34:26.080]: [music] [00:34:26.080 -> 00:34:30.080]: [music] [00:34:30.080 -> 00:34:34.080]: [music] [00:34:34.080 -> 00:34:38.080]: oh, shit, this fucking game, here we go [00:34:38.080 -> 00:34:42.080]: [music] [00:34:42.080 -> 00:34:46.080]: [music] [00:34:46.080 -> 00:34:50.080]: oh, it fucking worked, guys [00:34:50.080 -> 00:34:54.080]: let's fucking go [00:34:54.080 -> 00:34:58.080]: it replaced the order, guys, it worked [00:34:58.080 -> 00:35:02.080]: we're arriving today, my webcam [00:35:02.080 -> 00:35:06.080]: and my microphone are arriving today [00:35:06.080 -> 00:35:10.080]: [music] [00:35:10.080 -> 00:35:14.080]: [music] [00:35:14.080 -> 00:35:18.080]: [music] [00:35:18.080 -> 00:35:22.080]: [music] [00:35:22.080 -> 00:35:26.080]: [music] [00:35:26.080 -> 00:35:30.080]: [music] [00:35:30.080 -> 00:35:34.080]: [music] [00:35:34.080 -> 00:35:38.080]: [music] [00:35:38.080 -> 00:35:42.080]: [music] [00:35:42.080 -> 00:35:46.080]: streaming stuff, let's go [00:35:46.080 -> 00:35:50.080]: okay, it's all in order, it's good [00:35:50.080 -> 00:35:54.080]: it's good, it's good [00:35:54.080 -> 00:35:58.080]: [music] [00:35:58.080 -> 00:36:02.080]: [music] [00:36:02.080 -> 00:36:06.080]: I gotta do something really quick, here, let me get some crypto, I'll just end my stream [00:36:06.080 -> 00:36:10.080]: I gotta turn my thing on and I'll do some slots, I'll be right back, I'm gonna hit up my money to sell me some crypto [00:36:10.080 -> 00:36:14.080]: which I can do on my paypal, see you guys, be back in like two minutes, stay around [00:36:14.080 -> 00:36:24.080]: [BLANK_AUDIO]