VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-09-09 01_28 [39337767220].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:03.120]:  That's pathetic man, that no one sticks up for me when they know I'm legit.
[00:00:03.120 -> 00:00:06.080]:  Okay hopefully, is this not even a good angle? Is this a good angle guys?
[00:00:06.080 -> 00:00:08.640]:  Can you see the screen and can you see the mouse at the same time?
[00:00:08.640 -> 00:00:10.000]:  How does this look? How does this look?
[00:00:10.000 -> 00:00:13.280]:  Okay, that look legit. Is there a switch on my mouse?
[00:00:13.280 -> 00:00:15.760]:  Is this a Corsair mouse that I've never used until today?
[00:00:15.760 -> 00:00:17.760]:  That's a special hacking mouse. Is this what it is?
[00:00:17.760 -> 00:00:19.060]:  Okay.
[00:00:19.060 -> 00:00:22.180]:  What?
[00:00:22.180 -> 00:00:24.960]:  Wow, quick scope on Khad.
[00:00:24.960 -> 00:00:29.060]:  Got him.
[00:00:29.620 -> 00:00:31.620]:  No!
[00:00:31.620 -> 00:00:36.900]:  It's hard to hit the second shot dude when you fucking miss the first one dude with an off release.
[00:00:36.900 -> 00:00:38.260]:  Or I guess any cybers.
[00:00:38.260 -> 00:00:38.980]:  Oh he's right there.
[00:00:38.980 -> 00:00:44.500]:  Oh man, okay, okay. I'm getting nervous now.
[00:00:44.500 -> 00:00:47.220]:  I feel like everyone's like thinking I'm lying and I'm not lying about anything.
[00:00:47.220 -> 00:00:48.180]:  This is fucking annoying.
[00:00:48.180 -> 00:00:49.940]:  Makes me nervous dude.
[00:00:49.940 -> 00:00:51.060]:  People are so shitty like that.
[00:00:51.060 -> 00:00:53.860]:  I used to, you know what I used to lie about guys?
[00:00:53.860 -> 00:00:56.100]:  Selling gold on RuneScape.
[00:00:56.900 -> 00:00:59.300]:  I've had nothing to fucking lie about since then.
[00:00:59.300 -> 00:01:00.900]:  Literally, I'm deadass seriously.
[00:01:00.900 -> 00:01:02.740]:  I've had nothing to fucking lie about dude.
[00:01:02.740 -> 00:01:04.020]:  Why would I, I mean just think about it.
[00:01:04.020 -> 00:01:07.140]:  What do I gotta lie about dude? I've nothing to fucking lie about at all.
[00:01:07.140 -> 00:01:10.180]:  It's like people accuse me of this and that and this and that and this and that.
[00:01:10.180 -> 00:01:11.700]:  And it's like it's all bullshit dude.
[00:01:11.700 -> 00:01:15.380]:  People actually believe it and like there's like a big hate cult about me dude.
[00:01:15.380 -> 00:01:16.420]:  I gotta go man.
[00:01:16.420 -> 00:01:18.020]:  I'll get like five more kills here.
[00:01:18.020 -> 00:01:19.700]:  I'm gonna hit every one of these bullets hopefully.
[00:01:19.700 -> 00:01:20.500]:  Come on.
[00:01:20.500 -> 00:01:22.740]:  There you fucking, god damn it dude.
[00:01:22.740 -> 00:01:24.420]:  I'm gonna get a five kill streak here.
[00:01:25.220 -> 00:01:30.100]:  Oh you, oh come on.
[00:01:30.100 -> 00:01:32.260]:  What the fuck was that dude?
[00:01:32.260 -> 00:01:34.740]:  Okay here we go.
[00:01:34.740 -> 00:01:35.220]:  Come on.
[00:01:35.220 -> 00:01:36.900]:  I'm in the zone, I'm in the zone.
[00:01:36.900 -> 00:01:37.940]:  Nevermind.
[00:01:37.940 -> 00:01:40.420]:  It's fucking deathmatch.
[00:01:40.420 -> 00:01:41.140]:  It's like too crazy.
[00:01:41.140 -> 00:01:43.540]:  My mouth is so dry dude.
[00:01:43.540 -> 00:01:48.340]:  Oh you know what doesn't help either?
[00:01:48.340 -> 00:01:49.620]:  Being up for two and a half days.
[00:01:49.620 -> 00:01:51.860]:  It's not gonna help your obstacles.
[00:01:51.860 -> 00:01:52.820]:  Let's just say that much.
[00:01:53.460 -> 00:01:58.500]:  Like I say, you're not gonna be locked in.
[00:01:58.500 -> 00:02:00.660]:  Oh my god.
[00:02:00.660 -> 00:02:01.940]:  I can't even fucking move bro.
[00:02:01.940 -> 00:02:04.500]:  Jesus Christ man.
[00:02:04.500 -> 00:02:09.060]:  No way dude.
[00:02:09.060 -> 00:02:10.020]:  No fucking way.
[00:02:10.020 -> 00:02:14.500]:  If you know you can reach somebody, you'll fucking know.
[00:02:14.500 -> 00:02:15.300]:  That's all I gotta say.
[00:02:15.300 -> 00:02:18.740]:  It just doesn't help my case here.
[00:02:18.740 -> 00:02:19.380]:  Oh there we go.
[00:02:20.420 -> 00:02:23.380]:  God of the bitch ass. Pussy.
[00:02:23.380 -> 00:02:25.060]:  Oh that should have fucking hit dude.
[00:02:25.060 -> 00:02:27.380]:  Oh you're kidding me dude.
[00:02:27.380 -> 00:02:28.260]:  I didn't think you'd do that.
[00:02:28.260 -> 00:02:33.300]:  Got a headshot, no.
[00:02:33.300 -> 00:02:46.100]:  You can stretch out dude.
[00:02:46.100 -> 00:02:47.780]:  You gotta stretch me out.
[00:02:47.780 -> 00:03:02.340]:  I still got another bullet what?
[00:03:02.340 -> 00:03:04.420]:  Okay one just walked there.
[00:03:04.420 -> 00:03:06.980]:  Oh crap.
[00:03:06.980 -> 00:03:11.540]:  Oh he pussied out.
[00:03:11.540 -> 00:03:12.340]:  He didn't even push me.
[00:03:12.340 -> 00:03:19.700]:  Oh no dude.
[00:03:19.700 -> 00:03:21.060]:  What the fuck was that?
[00:03:21.060 -> 00:03:22.420]:  I'm really bad when I was that close.
[00:03:22.420 -> 00:03:23.940]:  Looks like around a corner like this maybe.
[00:03:23.940 -> 00:03:25.380]:  Got him.
[00:03:25.380 -> 00:03:26.420]:  That didn't even look like a hit him.
[00:03:26.420 -> 00:03:30.740]:  Oh my god.
[00:03:30.740 -> 00:03:32.980]:  Somebody just got a blindly shot.
[00:03:32.980 -> 00:03:35.700]:  You got blindly shoot when you don't, if you just, if they're that close.
[00:03:35.700 -> 00:03:37.940]:  Just flicking shoot.
[00:03:39.540 -> 00:03:43.460]:  Oh fuck you.
[00:03:43.460 -> 00:03:46.180]:  Trying to get warmed up though.
[00:03:46.180 -> 00:03:49.060]:  Dude come on.
[00:03:49.060 -> 00:03:50.580]:  It's okay.
[00:03:50.580 -> 00:03:52.420]:  If I, I noticed this.
[00:03:52.420 -> 00:03:54.900]:  I, I'll be honest about this too.
[00:03:54.900 -> 00:03:58.820]:  The more negative attitude you're in, uh, the worse you're gonna play.
[00:03:58.820 -> 00:04:00.900]:  If you're in a good mood and you're like really confident.
[00:04:00.900 -> 00:04:02.740]:  Like you're feeling good about yourself.
[00:04:02.740 -> 00:04:05.220]:  You're, you're having good thoughts that you're gonna fucking play like a beast.
[00:04:05.220 -> 00:04:05.860]:  Oh my god.
[00:04:05.860 -> 00:04:08.900]:  How the fuck am I, it's the mouse dude.
[00:04:08.900 -> 00:04:10.180]:  I'm not used to this fucking mouse dude.
[00:04:10.180 -> 00:04:12.340]:  I'm telling you, I just started using this mouse.
[00:04:12.340 -> 00:04:15.860]:  Like, I don't know how many hours you have, like four or five hours ago.
[00:04:15.860 -> 00:04:20.500]:  No, I probably been like six or seven, but still I was using this mouth.
[00:04:20.500 -> 00:04:20.820]:  You know what?
[00:04:20.820 -> 00:04:22.100]:  I should try this mouse instead.
[00:04:22.100 -> 00:04:23.700]:  No, it's actually worse.
[00:04:23.700 -> 00:04:24.100]:  It's worse.
[00:04:24.100 -> 00:04:28.100]:  I wonder why dude.
[00:04:28.100 -> 00:04:31.780]:  It's like the motion on this, like it's like, it gets stuck almost.
[00:04:31.780 -> 00:04:32.500]:  Won't cause that.
[00:04:32.500 -> 00:04:36.500]:  I probably slammed it way back when, but this is like an older mouse I had,
[00:04:36.500 -> 00:04:37.860]:  but it works.
[00:04:37.860 -> 00:04:38.580]:  I have it plugged in.
[00:04:38.580 -> 00:04:40.820]:  Yeah, I do.
[00:04:40.820 -> 00:04:41.620]:  I do like that.
[00:04:41.620 -> 00:04:42.020]:  Why?
[00:04:42.020 -> 00:04:42.820]:  She's saying I should buy.
[00:04:42.820 -> 00:04:43.940]:  It's way too expensive, dude.
[00:04:43.940 -> 00:04:44.500]:  Factory new.
[00:04:44.500 -> 00:04:46.820]:  Can you not get it anymore?
[00:04:46.820 -> 00:04:48.020]:  Is it a good investment?
[00:04:48.020 -> 00:04:48.980]:  Why is it a good investment?
[00:04:48.980 -> 00:04:52.260]:  I'll try this mouse one more time, guys.
[00:04:52.260 -> 00:04:53.300]:  I just want to prove you.
[00:04:53.300 -> 00:04:55.220]:  I need to play at least once good.
[00:04:55.220 -> 00:04:57.300]:  So you guys can see that I'm fucking not a hacker, dude.
[00:04:57.300 -> 00:04:58.900]:  I just want you all to know that I'd never do that.
[00:04:58.900 -> 00:05:01.380]:  And just like, I get accused of all this other bullshit.
[00:05:01.380 -> 00:05:02.580]:  I'd never do that shit either.
[00:05:02.580 -> 00:05:03.380]:  So it's like, okay.
[00:05:03.380 -> 00:05:05.700]:  I think what you want to think, I guess.
[00:05:05.700 -> 00:05:07.380]:  I'm not lying about anything.
[00:05:08.020 -> 00:05:09.060]:  I'm actually pretty open,
[00:05:09.060 -> 00:05:11.140]:  especially when people talk to me in one-on-ones
[00:05:11.140 -> 00:05:12.260]:  and like DMs and shit.
[00:05:12.260 -> 00:05:13.460]:  I'll admit to everything, dude.
[00:05:13.460 -> 00:05:15.060]:  You know, it looks like shit.
[00:05:15.060 -> 00:05:16.100]:  Like, you know, where it comes,
[00:05:16.100 -> 00:05:17.140]:  like drones or whatever.
[00:05:17.140 -> 00:05:17.620]:  Oh, shit.
[00:05:17.620 -> 00:05:18.340]:  I got it, bitch ass.
[00:05:18.340 -> 00:05:23.300]:  Oh, fuck you.
[00:05:23.300 -> 00:05:28.500]:  Oh, I keep forgetting to buy a gun, dude.
[00:05:28.500 -> 00:05:30.820]:  Got your chicken.
[00:05:30.820 -> 00:05:39.460]:  Oh, no, no, no.
[00:05:39.460 -> 00:05:43.780]:  Why would I?
[00:05:43.780 -> 00:05:45.060]:  I'm not a loser.
[00:05:45.060 -> 00:05:46.820]:  I don't care about winning and shit.
[00:05:46.820 -> 00:05:48.500]:  I do, but I'm not like cocky about it.
[00:05:48.500 -> 00:05:51.060]:  Like, at the point where I feel bad about myself,
[00:05:51.060 -> 00:05:51.780]:  I don't play well.
[00:05:51.780 -> 00:05:53.220]:  All of a sudden, it's just weird.
[00:05:53.220 -> 00:05:54.660]:  Now, if you're like 13 years old,
[00:05:54.660 -> 00:05:56.500]:  I could see why you could be a hacker.
[00:05:56.500 -> 00:05:58.020]:  You know, it's just different.
[00:05:58.020 -> 00:05:59.300]:  And you're 13 and shit, I guess.
[00:06:00.260 -> 00:06:01.940]:  Oh, he needed one more bullet.
[00:06:01.940 -> 00:06:03.140]:  Oh, we're getting out this time, though.
[00:06:03.140 -> 00:06:05.220]:  All right, we got the fucking out.
[00:06:05.220 -> 00:06:05.700]:  Let's get it.
[00:06:05.700 -> 00:06:09.940]:  Oh, shit, balls.
[00:06:09.940 -> 00:06:10.180]:  Come on.
[00:06:10.180 -> 00:06:11.940]:  There's one right here, too.
[00:06:11.940 -> 00:06:14.660]:  Whoa, that flick one.
[00:06:14.660 -> 00:06:15.380]:  Jump back with it.
[00:06:15.380 -> 00:06:17.460]:  That's an AFK guy.
[00:06:29.060 -> 00:06:30.500]:  Oh, that looked like it hit him to me, dude.
[00:06:30.500 -> 00:06:36.740]:  Yeah, it's just a game.
[00:06:36.740 -> 00:06:37.300]:  That's right.
[00:06:37.300 -> 00:06:40.180]:  Yeah, people take it too seriously, man.
[00:06:40.180 -> 00:06:40.980]:  It's just a game.
[00:06:40.980 -> 00:06:41.940]:  That's right.
[00:06:41.940 -> 00:06:43.140]:  I get pissed off sometimes.
[00:06:43.140 -> 00:06:44.420]:  They're not like that point, dude.
[00:06:44.420 -> 00:06:46.740]:  Oh, my God.
[00:06:46.740 -> 00:06:47.060]:  Come on.
[00:06:47.060 -> 00:06:48.820]:  Got him.
[00:06:48.820 -> 00:06:51.140]:  Man down, man down.
[00:06:51.140 -> 00:06:55.220]:  Where are these fuckers at?
[00:06:55.220 -> 00:06:55.700]:  There's one.
[00:06:55.700 -> 00:06:57.380]:  Oh, I missed him.
[00:06:57.380 -> 00:06:57.860]:  I missed him.
[00:06:57.860 -> 00:06:58.500]:  He's gonna kill me.
[00:06:59.300 -> 00:06:59.700]:  Oh, no.
[00:06:59.700 -> 00:07:04.180]:  Oh, fuck you.
[00:07:04.180 -> 00:07:05.940]:  You fucking auto sniper.
[00:07:05.940 -> 00:07:08.020]:  Yeah, that's what I thought, pussy.
[00:07:08.020 -> 00:07:10.020]:  Get your auto sniper off my map.
[00:07:10.020 -> 00:07:20.660]:  Where the fuck is it?
[00:07:20.660 -> 00:07:21.220]:  Oh, there's one.
[00:07:21.220 -> 00:07:23.700]:  Got him.
[00:07:23.700 -> 00:07:25.380]:  Got him.
[00:07:25.380 -> 00:07:36.340]:  Oh, fuck you, dude.
[00:07:36.340 -> 00:07:36.820]:  Whatever.
[00:07:36.820 -> 00:07:40.260]:  I think my nerves bad, dude.
[00:07:40.260 -> 00:07:41.940]:  The death message makes my nerves even worse.
[00:07:41.940 -> 00:07:42.820]:  You die so much.
[00:07:42.820 -> 00:07:54.260]:  What's the point of a bonus weapon?
[00:07:55.220 -> 00:07:55.620]:  What?
[00:07:55.620 -> 00:08:02.340]:  Oh, come on, man.
[00:08:02.340 -> 00:08:03.540]:  What kind of fucking phone is that?
[00:08:03.540 -> 00:08:05.380]:  Oh, my God.
[00:08:05.380 -> 00:08:09.060]:  It makes me so angry, dude.
[00:08:09.060 -> 00:08:10.980]:  I can see why this game frustrates me
[00:08:10.980 -> 00:08:12.500]:  if you're playing a fucking deathmatch, dude.
[00:08:12.500 -> 00:08:15.300]:  Bitch, get the fuck down on the floor, bitch.
[00:08:15.300 -> 00:08:18.020]:  God, and then I fucking drop right the second way.
[00:08:18.020 -> 00:08:20.500]:  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:08:20.500 -> 00:08:26.900]:  Oh, how do they fucking headshot every time?
[00:08:26.900 -> 00:08:29.140]:  That's crazy.
[00:08:29.140 -> 00:08:29.700]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:08:29.700 -> 00:08:40.900]:  No, no, no, no, no.
[00:08:40.900 -> 00:08:41.380]:  I'm gonna kill him.
[00:08:41.380 -> 00:08:41.860]:  I'm gonna kill him.
[00:08:41.860 -> 00:08:45.540]:  No, he's not gonna.
[00:08:49.780 -> 00:08:50.020]:  No.
[00:08:50.020 -> 00:08:51.060]:  Yes.
[00:08:51.060 -> 00:08:55.540]:  Oh, if I turn on that guy, that would have been fucking awesome.
[00:08:55.540 -> 00:09:04.420]:  Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:09:04.420 -> 00:09:09.940]:  No, by the car.
[00:09:09.940 -> 00:09:12.500]:  What the fuck?
[00:09:12.500 -> 00:09:14.180]:  How do they get the instant shots every time?
[00:09:14.180 -> 00:09:24.180]:  Bitch, you ain't even gonna turn around at all.
[00:09:24.180 -> 00:09:25.780]:  Oh, boss, man.
[00:09:25.780 -> 00:09:28.340]:  Yeah, I know that was a big win.
[00:09:28.340 -> 00:09:29.060]:  What was it, 2K?
[00:09:29.060 -> 00:09:31.620]:  No, it was 2.6, I think, actually.
[00:09:31.620 -> 00:09:32.980]:  Oh, a 400 buy, I think.
[00:09:32.980 -> 00:09:34.020]:  A 420 buy, I think.
[00:09:34.020 -> 00:09:34.820]:  That was fucking huge.
[00:09:34.820 -> 00:09:36.980]:  That's a nice win, dude.
[00:09:36.980 -> 00:09:38.180]:  That's like a really tall win.
[00:09:38.180 -> 00:09:40.020]:  Yeah, fucking tumble, dude.
[00:09:40.020 -> 00:09:44.980]:  Yep. Are you kidding me right now, dude?
[00:09:44.980 -> 00:09:46.980]:  I poured on my keyboard.
[00:09:46.980 -> 00:09:48.580]:  I couldn't get harder on my keyboard.
[00:09:48.580 -> 00:09:49.140]:  It always does this.
[00:09:49.140 -> 00:09:50.580]:  I can't wait till my new keyboard gets hit.
[00:09:50.580 -> 00:09:55.540]:  Sorry, this is probably fun to watch.
[00:09:55.540 -> 00:09:57.140]:  I know you guys probably watch it when I compare them.
[00:09:57.140 -> 00:09:59.140]:  I got that guy, at least.
[00:09:59.140 -> 00:10:02.820]:  Come on, dude.
[00:10:02.820 -> 00:10:06.260]:  I think I have my monitor closer to my face.
[00:10:06.260 -> 00:10:08.660]:  I think I need to make a look.
[00:10:09.620 -> 00:10:10.980]:  Oh, dude, that is--
[00:10:10.980 -> 00:10:11.780]:  Oh, my god.
[00:10:11.780 -> 00:10:12.980]:  Watch this, guys.
[00:10:12.980 -> 00:10:15.700]:  It's going to be a little different, I think.
[00:10:15.700 -> 00:10:17.220]:  This way you're going to see everything.
[00:10:17.220 -> 00:10:18.660]:  I had it a little far from me.
[00:10:18.660 -> 00:10:20.980]:  Got him.
[00:10:20.980 -> 00:10:24.420]:  I need to slow down, dude.
[00:10:24.420 -> 00:10:25.940]:  One thing I noticed is the more I slow down
[00:10:25.940 -> 00:10:28.980]:  and not panic about nothing, the better you do.
[00:10:28.980 -> 00:10:29.780]:  At least with the opp.
[00:10:29.780 -> 00:10:31.220]:  Probably every gun, though.
[00:10:31.220 -> 00:10:37.220]:  Like, if you feel weird about going around a corner
[00:10:37.220 -> 00:10:38.260]:  and you think someone's going to be there,
[00:10:38.260 -> 00:10:39.220]:  just wait it out a little bit.
[00:10:40.020 -> 00:10:40.820]:  Now I can play with--
[00:10:40.820 -> 00:10:42.500]:  That's next to the shit.
[00:10:42.500 -> 00:10:43.540]:  Isn't a good example, but--
[00:10:43.540 -> 00:10:47.620]:  I got that guy?
[00:10:47.620 -> 00:10:49.380]:  Oh, my god, dude.
[00:10:49.380 -> 00:10:51.140]:  I feel like this whole lobby is full of accurate.
[00:10:51.140 -> 00:10:52.100]:  I'm dying like instantly.
[00:10:52.100 -> 00:10:53.780]:  That's crazy, bro.
[00:10:53.780 -> 00:10:54.260]:  Maybe not.
[00:10:54.260 -> 00:10:54.980]:  I can't say that.
[00:10:54.980 -> 00:11:00.420]:  Oh, what the fuck?
[00:11:00.420 -> 00:11:02.020]:  Come on.
[00:11:02.020 -> 00:11:04.260]:  Got him.
[00:11:04.260 -> 00:11:04.740]:  Got him.
[00:11:04.740 -> 00:11:06.740]:  Got him.
[00:11:06.740 -> 00:11:18.820]:  Oh, that would have been a six-shot.
[00:11:18.820 -> 00:11:19.300]:  Come on.
[00:11:19.300 -> 00:11:21.940]:  Oh, that would have been a fucking six-shot.
[00:11:21.940 -> 00:11:22.740]:  Come on, dude.
[00:11:22.740 -> 00:11:23.380]:  No!
[00:11:23.380 -> 00:11:24.180]:  No, no, no, no, no.
[00:11:24.180 -> 00:11:25.060]:  Damn it.
[00:11:25.060 -> 00:11:25.780]:  I got pinched.
[00:11:25.780 -> 00:11:28.020]:  Oh, wow.
[00:11:28.020 -> 00:11:28.660]:  See these spawns?
[00:11:28.660 -> 00:11:30.180]:  That's pretty ridiculous at times, dude.
[00:11:30.180 -> 00:11:30.660]:  Actually, it is.
[00:11:30.660 -> 00:11:33.220]:  Bitch, got my lobby, dude.
[00:11:33.220 -> 00:11:33.860]:  Oh, fuck.
[00:11:34.900 -> 00:11:38.100]:  It's OK.
[00:11:38.100 -> 00:11:38.740]:  Oh, man.
[00:11:38.740 -> 00:11:39.300]:  Not my log.
[00:11:39.300 -> 00:11:40.420]:  I'm 17 and 28.
[00:11:40.420 -> 00:11:41.540]:  What the fuck am I doing, dude?
[00:11:41.540 -> 00:11:47.140]:  Might be better.
[00:11:47.140 -> 00:11:47.860]:  A little farther up.
[00:11:47.860 -> 00:11:48.260]:  We'll see.
[00:11:48.260 -> 00:11:50.580]:  Boy, look at this.
[00:11:50.580 -> 00:11:52.500]:  Am I up some?
[00:11:52.500 -> 00:12:00.500]:  How am I playing so bad right now, though?
[00:12:00.500 -> 00:12:02.260]:  It's because I'm tired, dude.
[00:12:02.260 -> 00:12:02.980]:  I'm running on--
[00:12:02.980 -> 00:12:03.700]:  You guys have no--
[00:12:03.700 -> 00:12:05.300]:  Does anybody know how long I've been up for?
[00:12:05.300 -> 00:12:07.140]:  Dude, I don't even know, dude.
[00:12:07.140 -> 00:12:10.660]:  I need to go to sleep, like, soon.
[00:12:10.660 -> 00:12:11.220]:  I really--
[00:12:11.220 -> 00:12:11.780]:  That was terrible.
[00:12:11.780 -> 00:12:12.900]:  You see how sleepy I am, dude?
[00:12:12.900 -> 00:12:14.980]:  I'm pretty fucking tired, dude.
[00:12:14.980 -> 00:12:16.900]:  I'm not getting any shots.
[00:12:16.900 -> 00:12:20.260]:  I said that, but does anyone know for sure?
[00:12:20.260 -> 00:12:22.820]:  I just haven't, like, the last few days.
[00:12:22.820 -> 00:12:23.460]:  I'm not sure why.
[00:12:23.460 -> 00:12:24.980]:  It's like fighting some demons or shit.
[00:12:24.980 -> 00:12:27.060]:  Fuck, dude.
[00:12:27.060 -> 00:12:39.300]:  [EXPLOSION]
[00:12:39.300 -> 00:12:40.020]:  You guys--
[00:12:40.020 -> 00:12:41.540]:  OK, come on.
[00:12:41.540 -> 00:12:45.620]:  No one's going to say, OK, I believe you're not a hacker now
[00:12:45.620 -> 00:12:46.980]:  because I don't know what I meant that they think I am,
[00:12:46.980 -> 00:12:48.340]:  but, like, the way people talk, it's like,
[00:12:48.340 -> 00:12:50.100]:  I actually think I do this.
[00:12:50.100 -> 00:12:50.580]:  It's kind of sad.
[00:12:50.580 -> 00:12:52.420]:  Kind of sad.
[00:12:54.260 -> 00:12:57.300]:  And it doesn't help out when I'm arguing with them either.
[00:12:57.300 -> 00:13:01.460]:  There.
[00:13:01.460 -> 00:13:03.700]:  We know you don't.
[00:13:03.700 -> 00:13:05.060]:  No, some people do, Evan.
[00:13:05.060 -> 00:13:06.100]:  Some people do think that.
[00:13:06.100 -> 00:13:07.780]:  That's pretty sad.
[00:13:07.780 -> 00:13:08.900]:  Or they just make it up
[00:13:08.900 -> 00:13:11.140]:  because they know I'm better at it than with that.
[00:13:11.140 -> 00:13:14.100]:  I've seen some really good players
[00:13:14.100 -> 00:13:15.620]:  that play just as good as me and plenty of them.
[00:13:15.620 -> 00:13:18.500]:  And competitive matches, all sorts of shit.
[00:13:18.500 -> 00:13:19.300]:  Played just like me.
[00:13:19.300 -> 00:13:22.420]:  Alzheimer's good, the meme guy.
[00:13:22.420 -> 00:13:23.620]:  I've seen him with the office good.
[00:13:24.020 -> 00:13:24.820]:  Are you still here, dude?
[00:13:24.820 -> 00:13:26.580]:  He's going with it all.
[00:13:26.580 -> 00:13:27.300]:  He is.
[00:13:27.300 -> 00:13:28.740]:  Where's the fucking headphone jack at?
[00:13:28.740 -> 00:13:31.700]:  Goddamn, dude.
[00:13:31.700 -> 00:13:32.740]:  Oh, here he goes.
[00:13:32.740 -> 00:13:38.020]:  Where the fuck, dude?
[00:13:38.020 -> 00:13:39.540]:  Man.
[00:13:39.540 -> 00:13:47.940]:  Fuck you.
[00:13:47.940 -> 00:13:49.380]:  Where is it?
[00:13:49.380 -> 00:13:52.980]:  That's not even it.
[00:13:52.980 -> 00:13:53.620]:  Oh, my God.
[00:13:53.620 -> 00:14:00.900]:  Bro, what the fuck?
[00:14:00.900 -> 00:14:04.180]:  Okay, I found it.
[00:14:04.180 -> 00:14:04.660]:  Finally.
[00:14:04.660 -> 00:14:06.180]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:14:06.180 -> 00:14:08.340]:  Look at that hole in the wall.
[00:14:08.340 -> 00:14:08.900]:  That's terrible.
[00:14:08.900 -> 00:14:12.100]:  All right.
[00:14:12.100 -> 00:14:17.620]:  Yeah, it is money.
[00:14:17.620 -> 00:14:22.340]:  What are they talking about?
[00:14:22.340 -> 00:14:23.140]:  They're just talking, too.
[00:14:23.140 -> 00:14:25.940]:  Oh, I'm on point now, boy.
[00:14:25.940 -> 00:14:26.580]:  I'm trying to tell you.
[00:14:26.580 -> 00:14:28.900]:  Oh, I've got to smoke that motherfucker.
[00:14:28.900 -> 00:14:30.100]:  Come on.
[00:14:30.100 -> 00:14:31.780]:  No, no.
[00:14:31.780 -> 00:14:34.340]:  Oh, that would have been cleaner than a motherfucker.
[00:14:34.340 -> 00:14:35.780]:  Hey, young boy.
[00:14:35.780 -> 00:14:36.900]:  I'm waiting for this item.
[00:14:36.900 -> 00:14:37.540]:  Thank you very much.
[00:14:37.540 -> 00:14:38.340]:  See you for the prime.
[00:14:38.340 -> 00:14:38.900]:  Much love.
[00:14:38.900 -> 00:14:41.620]:  Thank you very, very-- thank you.
[00:14:41.620 -> 00:14:46.020]:  Come on.
[00:14:46.020 -> 00:14:47.780]:  Here, I want y'all to see how I'm still playing on my mouse.
[00:14:47.780 -> 00:14:49.940]:  I want somebody to clip this, please.
[00:14:49.940 -> 00:14:51.540]:  If you can do that,
[00:14:51.540 -> 00:14:53.380]:  you can slow it down and look at all you want
[00:14:53.380 -> 00:14:54.980]:  because it's not fake.
[00:14:54.980 -> 00:14:56.340]:  Come on, dude.
[00:14:56.340 -> 00:15:02.260]:  Got him.
[00:15:02.260 -> 00:15:06.580]:  Got him.
[00:15:06.580 -> 00:15:11.780]:  Okay, that was a really bad mess.
[00:15:11.780 -> 00:15:12.740]:  That was not a good example.
[00:15:12.740 -> 00:15:15.380]:  Again, you can click on workshop,
[00:15:15.380 -> 00:15:17.380]:  and then you can select different workshop maps to download.
[00:15:17.380 -> 00:15:19.380]:  It is, really.
[00:15:19.380 -> 00:15:20.340]:  Only at times, though.
[00:15:20.340 -> 00:15:21.060]:  Not all the time.
[00:15:21.060 -> 00:15:23.620]:  I can be inaccurate when my mood is down and shit.
[00:15:23.620 -> 00:15:24.340]:  Oh, I'm tired.
[00:15:24.340 -> 00:15:28.100]:  Oh, okay.
[00:15:28.100 -> 00:15:30.340]:  Yeah, let's go play some Blackjack or something, do you?
[00:15:30.340 -> 00:15:30.580]:  Yeah.
[00:15:30.580 -> 00:15:32.580]:  Let's go play some Blackjack.
[00:15:32.580 -> 00:15:34.980]:  All right, let's do it.
[00:15:34.980 -> 00:15:40.980]:  This can't be fake.
[00:15:40.980 -> 00:15:41.780]:  Is it fiction?
[00:15:41.780 -> 00:15:45.140]:  I've heard some wild claims, dude, about me, dude.
[00:15:45.140 -> 00:15:46.180]:  This is fucking crazy.
[00:15:46.180 -> 00:15:46.900]:  I don't feel a blade.
[00:15:46.900 -> 00:15:50.260]:  Anyways, it just bothers me really bad
[00:15:50.260 -> 00:15:51.700]:  that people think I'm that low of a person.
[00:15:51.700 -> 00:15:53.700]:  Black and mild.
[00:15:53.700 -> 00:15:56.180]:  All right, I used to smoke there sometimes, dude.
[00:15:56.180 -> 00:15:58.580]:  Not a fan, really.
[00:15:58.580 -> 00:15:59.620]:  Any more of them.
[00:15:59.620 -> 00:16:01.220]:  They're actually not that bad.
[00:16:01.220 -> 00:16:02.260]:  Some of them are okay.
[00:16:02.260 -> 00:16:02.980]:  All right, I'll be right back.
[00:16:02.980 -> 00:16:03.540]:  I'll be right back.
[00:16:03.540 -> 00:16:13.540]:  [BLANK_AUDIO]