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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:06.300]:  I swear it is. I'm not asking for sympathy, but I'm about to kick some ass on RuneScape.
[00:00:06.300 -> 00:00:08.800]:  Let's get it. Let's get it.
[00:00:08.800 -> 00:00:13.800]:  I'm going to win this game, dude.
[00:00:13.800 -> 00:00:24.300]:  Alright. We got a real player here. That's good.
[00:00:25.300 -> 00:00:26.300]:  Oh.
[00:00:26.300 -> 00:00:28.300]:  Oh.
[00:00:28.300 -> 00:00:51.800]:  Oh, my God. Wow.
[00:00:51.800 -> 00:00:52.800]:  Oh, my God.
[00:00:52.800 -> 00:00:53.800]:  Oh, my God.
[00:00:53.800 -> 00:00:54.800]:  Oh, my God.
[00:00:54.800 -> 00:00:55.800]:  Oh, my God.
[00:00:55.800 -> 00:00:56.800]:  Oh, my God.
[00:00:56.800 -> 00:00:57.800]:  Oh, my God.
[00:00:57.800 -> 00:00:58.800]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:26.800 -> 00:01:29.300]:  Yeah, Deep Blue Sea. I love this song.
[00:01:29.300 -> 00:01:41.300]:  Oh.
[00:01:41.300 -> 00:01:42.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:42.300 -> 00:01:43.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:43.300 -> 00:01:44.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:44.300 -> 00:01:45.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:45.300 -> 00:01:46.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:46.300 -> 00:01:47.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:47.300 -> 00:01:48.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:49.300 -> 00:01:49.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:50.300 -> 00:01:50.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:50.300 -> 00:01:51.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:52.300 -> 00:01:52.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:53.300 -> 00:01:54.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:54.300 -> 00:01:55.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:55.300 -> 00:01:56.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:56.300 -> 00:01:59.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:01:59.300 -> 00:02:00.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:00.300 -> 00:02:24.300]:  Deep Blue Sea.
[00:02:24.300 -> 00:02:25.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:02:25.300 -> 00:02:32.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:02:32.300 -> 00:02:33.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:02:33.300 -> 00:02:34.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:34.300 -> 00:02:35.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:02:35.300 -> 00:02:36.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:02:36.300 -> 00:02:37.300]:  Oh, my God.
[00:02:37.300 -> 00:02:38.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:38.300 -> 00:02:39.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:39.300 -> 00:02:40.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:40.300 -> 00:02:41.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:41.300 -> 00:02:42.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:42.300 -> 00:02:43.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:43.300 -> 00:02:44.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:44.300 -> 00:02:44.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:45.300 -> 00:02:46.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:47.300 -> 00:02:48.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:49.300 -> 00:02:50.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:51.300 -> 00:02:52.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:52.300 -> 00:02:54.300]:  Oh.
[00:02:54.300 -> 00:03:09.300]:  Oh.
[00:03:09.300 -> 00:03:10.300]:  Oh.
[00:03:10.300 -> 00:03:27.300]:  Oh, my.
[00:03:27.300 -> 00:03:28.300]:  Okay.
[00:03:28.300 -> 00:03:36.300]:  What a one.
[00:03:36.300 -> 00:03:37.300]:  Yeah, buddy.
[00:03:37.300 -> 00:03:38.300]:  Nice.
[00:03:38.300 -> 00:03:39.300]:  I got them, boys.
[00:03:39.300 -> 00:03:40.300]:  I got them.
[00:03:40.300 -> 00:03:41.300]:  See you later, buddy.
[00:03:41.300 -> 00:03:42.300]:  See you in Lumbridge.
[00:03:42.300 -> 00:03:43.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:43.300 -> 00:03:44.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:44.300 -> 00:03:44.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:44.300 -> 00:03:45.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:45.300 -> 00:03:46.300]:  Bye-bye.
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[00:03:47.300 -> 00:03:48.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:48.300 -> 00:03:49.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:49.300 -> 00:03:50.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:50.300 -> 00:03:51.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:51.300 -> 00:03:52.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:52.300 -> 00:03:53.300]:  Bye-bye.
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[00:03:54.300 -> 00:03:55.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:55.300 -> 00:03:56.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:56.300 -> 00:03:57.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:03:57.300 -> 00:03:58.300]:  Bye-bye.
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[00:03:59.300 -> 00:04:00.300]:  Bye-bye.
[00:04:00.300 -> 00:04:01.300]:  Yeah, buddy.
[00:04:01.300 -> 00:04:02.300]:  Nice.
[00:04:02.300 -> 00:04:03.300]:  I got them, boys.
[00:04:03.300 -> 00:04:04.300]:  I got them.
[00:04:04.300 -> 00:04:05.300]:  See you later, buddy.
[00:04:05.300 -> 00:04:06.300]:  See you in Lumbridge.
[00:04:06.300 -> 00:04:07.300]:  Okay.
[00:04:07.300 -> 00:04:10.300]:  I didn't have my chat open.
[00:04:10.300 -> 00:04:13.300]:  Hold on, guys.
[00:04:13.300 -> 00:04:14.300]:  Okay.
[00:04:14.300 -> 00:04:15.300]:  Now I can see you.
[00:04:15.300 -> 00:04:16.300]:  Oh, it's in a mode only.
[00:04:16.300 -> 00:04:17.300]:  Hold on.
[00:04:17.300 -> 00:04:18.300]:  Ah!
[00:04:18.300 -> 00:04:20.300]:  Somebody just got yelled at, dude.
[00:04:20.300 -> 00:04:22.300]:  He's got yelled at bullshit out, dude.
[00:04:22.300 -> 00:04:23.300]:  All right.
[00:04:23.300 -> 00:04:24.300]:  Y'all should be able to chat now.
[00:04:24.300 -> 00:04:25.300]:  Hello, everybody.
[00:04:25.300 -> 00:04:28.300]:  Oh, we got some good upgrades here, boys.
[00:04:28.300 -> 00:04:32.300]:  That's some good upgrades, dude.
[00:04:32.300 -> 00:04:34.300]:  I can barely breathe, bro.
[00:04:34.300 -> 00:04:39.300]:  I can barely breathe.
[00:04:39.300 -> 00:04:46.300]:  Go away.
[00:04:46.300 -> 00:05:12.300]:  Go away.
[00:05:12.300 -> 00:05:40.300]:  Go away.
[00:05:40.300 -> 00:05:49.300]:  Man, a little tree hugger.
[00:05:49.300 -> 00:05:54.300]:  Bullshit, dude.
[00:05:54.300 -> 00:05:55.300]:  What?
[00:05:55.300 -> 00:05:56.300]:  You're fucking kidding me.
[00:05:56.300 -> 00:06:04.300]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:06:04.300 -> 00:06:05.300]:  Come on.
[00:06:05.300 -> 00:06:25.300]:  That was a lot of prayer.
[00:06:25.300 -> 00:06:48.300]:  Why am I doing so shitty damage?
[00:06:48.300 -> 00:06:52.300]:  Because it actually doesn't even make sense, dude.
[00:06:52.300 -> 00:06:58.300]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:06:58.300 -> 00:07:00.300]:  Wow.
[00:07:00.300 -> 00:07:06.300]:  That is such fucking bullshit, dude.
[00:07:06.300 -> 00:07:11.300]:  Wow.
[00:07:11.300 -> 00:07:13.300]:  Look at all these splashes, shit.
[00:07:13.300 -> 00:07:15.300]:  It's fucking rigged, dude.
[00:07:15.300 -> 00:07:17.300]:  Oh, that's fucking pussy.
[00:07:17.300 -> 00:07:28.300]:  Wow, you're fucking cool.
[00:07:28.300 -> 00:07:36.300]:  Look how rigged this is.
[00:07:36.300 -> 00:07:38.300]:  And every day.
[00:07:38.300 -> 00:07:43.300]:  That's rigged.
[00:07:43.300 -> 00:07:44.300]:  I don't got to do shit.
[00:07:44.300 -> 00:07:50.300]:  I'll beat you and love you one right now.
[00:07:50.300 -> 00:07:52.300]:  I bet you I couldn't.
[00:07:52.300 -> 00:07:53.300]:  I'm just getting warmed up.
[00:07:53.300 -> 00:07:55.300]:  That was my first game of the day.
[00:07:55.300 -> 00:07:56.300]:  Let's go.
[00:07:56.300 -> 00:07:57.300]:  Come on, baby.
[00:07:57.300 -> 00:07:58.300]:  Get on.
[00:07:58.300 -> 00:08:00.300]:  Log in.
[00:08:00.300 -> 00:08:02.300]:  Come on, Hess.
[00:08:02.300 -> 00:08:07.300]:  See, that's how you know he's not a real supporter, bro.
[00:08:07.300 -> 00:08:11.300]:  Let me know when you're ready.
[00:08:11.300 -> 00:08:15.300]:  I'm just nervous because I fucking just got shit on.
[00:08:15.300 -> 00:08:19.300]:  I thought I was doing good, and the next thing I know,
[00:08:19.300 -> 00:08:21.300]:  they're thinking the complete opposite.
[00:08:21.300 -> 00:08:23.300]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:08:23.300 -> 00:08:24.300]:  No.
[00:08:24.300 -> 00:08:26.300]:  I'm just not--
[00:08:26.300 -> 00:08:49.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:08:49.300 -> 00:08:51.300]:  He has old school run skate, though.
[00:08:51.300 -> 00:08:53.300]:  I'm sorry.
[00:08:53.300 -> 00:08:56.300]:  Everybody who's cheating.
[00:08:56.300 -> 00:09:06.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:09:06.300 -> 00:09:10.300]:  What?
[00:09:10.300 -> 00:09:11.300]:  No, sir.
[00:09:11.300 -> 00:09:16.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:09:16.300 -> 00:09:18.300]:  They got vengebots now?
[00:09:18.300 -> 00:09:20.300]:  Dude, that was a bot.
[00:09:20.300 -> 00:09:22.300]:  That was a bot.
[00:09:22.300 -> 00:09:25.300]:  But he was doing venge and all sorts of shit, bro.
[00:09:25.300 -> 00:09:27.300]:  What the fuck did this game turn into?
[00:09:27.300 -> 00:09:35.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:09:35.300 -> 00:09:38.300]:  I ain't on them hoes.
[00:09:38.300 -> 00:09:40.300]:  Yep.
[00:09:40.300 -> 00:09:41.300]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:41.300 -> 00:09:42.300]:  Another bot.
[00:09:42.300 -> 00:09:43.300]:  They don't eat food.
[00:09:43.300 -> 00:09:44.300]:  Most of them don't eat food at all.
[00:09:44.300 -> 00:09:45.300]:  They just won't eat.
[00:09:45.300 -> 00:09:47.300]:  That's how you know it's a good way to know.
[00:09:47.300 -> 00:09:52.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:09:52.300 -> 00:09:53.300]:  I know, right?
[00:09:53.300 -> 00:09:54.300]:  Isn't that fucking wild, dude?
[00:09:54.300 -> 00:09:56.300]:  That is actually crazy.
[00:09:56.300 -> 00:09:57.300]:  A vengebot.
[00:09:57.300 -> 00:09:58.300]:  I promise.
[00:09:58.300 -> 00:09:59.300]:  Go watch the clip.
[00:09:59.300 -> 00:10:00.300]:  He doesn't eat one piece of cake.
[00:10:00.300 -> 00:10:01.300]:  About the whole time.
[00:10:01.300 -> 00:10:26.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:10:26.300 -> 00:10:54.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:10:54.300 -> 00:11:01.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:11:01.300 -> 00:11:02.300]:  All right, guys.
[00:11:02.300 -> 00:11:04.300]:  Oh, I'm not even dead yet?
[00:11:04.300 -> 00:11:06.300]:  No way that guy didn't fight me.
[00:11:06.300 -> 00:11:07.300]:  What?
[00:11:07.300 -> 00:11:09.300]:  OK.
[00:11:09.300 -> 00:11:10.300]:  And loud.
[00:11:10.300 -> 00:11:13.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:11:13.300 -> 00:11:16.300]:  Oh, my precious armor gone.
[00:11:16.300 -> 00:11:17.300]:  Oh, shit.
[00:11:17.300 -> 00:11:29.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:11:29.300 -> 00:11:32.300]:  Nah, dude.
[00:11:32.300 -> 00:11:33.300]:  Irons, yeah.
[00:11:33.300 -> 00:11:36.300]:  Irons are like, yo, I'm iron, by the way, if you didn't know.
[00:11:36.300 -> 00:11:38.300]:  Like, I'm iron.
[00:11:38.300 -> 00:11:41.300]:  My bro.
[00:11:41.300 -> 00:11:45.300]:  Irons are cool and all, but like, you're not doing anything, dude.
[00:11:45.300 -> 00:11:47.300]:  You're doing it by yourself?
[00:11:47.300 -> 00:11:48.300]:  I don't know.
[00:11:48.300 -> 00:12:02.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:12:02.300 -> 00:12:03.300]:  Right, exactly.
[00:12:03.300 -> 00:12:05.300]:  Exactly how it's supposed to be, exactly.
[00:12:05.300 -> 00:12:06.300]:  I agree.
[00:12:06.300 -> 00:12:16.300]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:12:16.300 -> 00:12:18.300]:  You guys should study my RNG, though.
[00:12:18.300 -> 00:12:20.300]:  It's, like, really, really bad.
[00:12:20.300 -> 00:12:21.300]:  It's, like, really bad, dude.
[00:12:21.300 -> 00:12:24.300]:  Like, I splashed so much, dude.
[00:12:24.300 -> 00:12:26.300]:  But I shouldn't complain.
[00:12:26.300 -> 00:12:44.300]:  I don't like that shit.
[00:12:44.300 -> 00:12:53.300]:  We got a Sabi today.
[00:12:53.300 -> 00:13:00.300]:  Oh, that was a crate.
[00:13:00.300 -> 00:13:03.300]:  That's pretty accurate, yeah.
[00:13:03.300 -> 00:13:05.300]:  Well, sorry.
[00:13:05.300 -> 00:13:06.300]:  I didn't choose the iron life.
[00:13:06.300 -> 00:13:08.300]:  The iron life chose me.
[00:13:08.300 -> 00:13:09.300]:  OK?
[00:13:09.300 -> 00:13:12.300]:  Hey, guys?
[00:13:12.300 -> 00:13:13.300]:  Who is ways?
[00:13:13.300 -> 00:13:15.300]:  Bring that in.
[00:13:15.300 -> 00:13:17.300]:  In ways.
[00:13:17.300 -> 00:13:20.300]:  Here it is.
[00:13:20.300 -> 00:13:22.300]:  You're a piece of shit, bro.
[00:13:22.300 -> 00:13:24.300]:  Yeah, everybody's cool until a female comes around.
[00:13:24.300 -> 00:13:26.300]:  And they're like, yo.
[00:13:26.300 -> 00:13:28.300]:  I gotta act like I'm better than them.
[00:13:28.300 -> 00:13:30.300]:  That's what I'll make fun of.
[00:13:30.300 -> 00:13:32.300]:  That's what I'm gonna do, dude.
[00:13:32.300 -> 00:13:33.300]:  I gotta go.
[00:13:33.300 -> 00:13:37.300]:  I'm for you.
[00:13:37.300 -> 00:13:39.300]:  Who the fuck should we be?
[00:13:39.300 -> 00:13:43.300]:  Are you studying for me?
[00:13:43.300 -> 00:13:45.300]:  It's a unique game.
[00:13:45.300 -> 00:13:46.300]:  It is, dude.
[00:13:46.300 -> 00:13:47.300]:  Yeah.
[00:13:47.300 -> 00:13:48.300]:  Yeah, I'm done, dude.
[00:13:48.300 -> 00:13:50.300]:  I swear to God I'm done doing this, dude.
[00:13:50.300 -> 00:13:52.300]:  Everybody makes fun of me, dude.
[00:13:52.300 -> 00:13:54.300]:  I don't even make fun of you guys at all, dude.
[00:13:54.300 -> 00:13:55.300]:  I fucking hate you guys.
[00:13:55.300 -> 00:13:57.300]:  And Trish is gonna ban me for that.
[00:13:57.300 -> 00:13:58.300]:  It's true, man.
[00:13:58.300 -> 00:14:00.300]:  You guys make fun of me so much,
[00:14:00.300 -> 00:14:02.300]:  it's actually really sad.
[00:14:02.300 -> 00:14:05.300]:  It's really fucking sad how much you guys make fun of me.
[00:14:05.300 -> 00:14:07.300]:  It is actually pathetic, dude.
[00:14:07.300 -> 00:14:09.300]:  I sit here and I try to fucking--
[00:14:09.300 -> 00:14:11.300]:  and I try to be fucking nice to you guys
[00:14:11.300 -> 00:14:13.300]:  and fucking just entertain you guys,
[00:14:13.300 -> 00:14:15.300]:  but yet people make fun of me constantly.
[00:14:15.300 -> 00:14:20.300]:  I'm sorry I'm not a fake-ass person that everyone is nowadays
[00:14:20.300 -> 00:14:22.300]:  and doesn't have emotions.
[00:14:22.300 -> 00:14:24.300]:  I'm sorry I'm not like all these douchebag guys
[00:14:24.300 -> 00:14:27.300]:  that think they have to be this way or that way.
[00:14:27.300 -> 00:14:29.300]:  I'm sorry the world has come to this, it's fucked up.
[00:14:29.300 -> 00:14:32.300]:  I was born in the wrong generation, that's the answer.
[00:14:32.300 -> 00:14:34.300]:  But yeah, fuck you.