VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-08-31 01_51 [42805914792].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.640]:  You know what I actually took off? I didn't mean to take trips off the screen.
[00:00:02.640 -> 00:00:05.980]:  But maybe I shouldn't, maybe I shouldn't do that.
[00:00:05.980 -> 00:00:07.160]:  I don't think they care as much.
[00:00:07.160 -> 00:00:09.160]:  I don't know, I'll ask if they care if I don't do it.
[00:00:09.160 -> 00:00:12.580]:  If they want me to, it depends.
[00:00:12.580 -> 00:00:14.580]:  I see, I think I'm starting to get the gist of it.
[00:00:14.580 -> 00:00:15.820]:  Okay.
[00:00:15.820 -> 00:00:19.580]:  I can't see my chat yet, but I'm trying to get Counter Strike. There we go.
[00:00:19.580 -> 00:00:22.460]:  Alright.
[00:00:22.460 -> 00:00:24.460]:  No, I'm just spinning on face it too, bro.
[00:00:24.460 -> 00:00:25.800]:  I know, man.
[00:00:25.800 -> 00:00:28.400]:  I gotta get my shit together, bro.
[00:00:28.400 -> 00:00:30.400]:  Alright, I'm getting it together. I'm good now.
[00:00:30.400 -> 00:00:32.640]:  I'm about to carry my team, dude. I'm about to carry my team.
[00:00:32.640 -> 00:00:34.640]:  I'm about to carry my team, dude. I'm about to carry my team.
[00:00:34.640 -> 00:00:37.480]:  Okay, what are we doing here, guys?
[00:00:37.480 -> 00:00:40.280]:  Okay, we are going to...
[00:00:40.280 -> 00:00:42.820]:  Automate.
[00:00:42.820 -> 00:00:45.240]:  Lord, take me away.
[00:00:45.240 -> 00:00:48.440]:  Oh, I can play face it, dude. No way. I can play face it.
[00:00:48.440 -> 00:00:51.040]:  It looks like my queue is at my suspension's over.
[00:00:51.040 -> 00:00:52.480]:  Yep, I'm queued up.
[00:00:52.480 -> 00:00:53.660]:  Let's get it.
[00:00:53.660 -> 00:00:56.360]:  Face it. We're gonna play face it. We're gonna play face it.
[00:00:56.360 -> 00:00:57.660]:  Face it, baby. Face it.
[00:00:58.240 -> 00:00:59.240]:  Face it.
[00:00:59.240 -> 00:01:00.480]:  Alright.
[00:01:00.480 -> 00:01:02.880]:  We're gonna play Kezel until then, though.
[00:01:02.880 -> 00:01:05.480]:  Let's do Kezel, yeah.
[00:01:05.480 -> 00:01:13.500]:  I'm gonna do something crazy, guys.
[00:01:13.500 -> 00:01:15.500]:  I might as well. I'm gonna do something crazy.
[00:01:15.500 -> 00:01:17.940]:  I'm gonna give away...
[00:01:17.940 -> 00:01:20.260]:  I'm gonna give away this knife right here.
[00:01:20.260 -> 00:01:22.260]:  The Doppler. That's like 2.0 something K.
[00:01:22.260 -> 00:01:24.960]:  I'm gonna give that away. It's gonna be...
[00:01:24.960 -> 00:01:27.960]:  We'll set a date right now. I'm gonna do the Steam card after this...
[00:01:27.960 -> 00:01:28.960]:  after this game.
[00:01:28.960 -> 00:01:30.200]:  Yeah, why not?
[00:01:30.200 -> 00:01:32.700]:  That would be cool. I'm sure somebody would be happy to win that.
[00:01:32.700 -> 00:01:34.920]:  Fuck, why not?
[00:01:34.920 -> 00:01:36.700]:  That's fucking money, dude.
[00:01:36.700 -> 00:01:38.580]:  Oh, wait, what is that?
[00:01:38.580 -> 00:01:40.080]:  Is that a bitch from me?
[00:01:40.080 -> 00:01:42.260]:  Why press M?
[00:01:42.260 -> 00:01:44.260]:  Oh, here we go. Okay, I'm on the Steam. Okay.
[00:01:44.260 -> 00:01:47.720]:  Oh, no, is it knives only? No, I'm not gonna do that.
[00:01:47.720 -> 00:01:49.720]:  They're trying to do knives only. No, I'm good on that.
[00:01:49.720 -> 00:01:52.500]:  I'm not trying to fuck their game up, dude. I just wanna use...
[00:01:52.500 -> 00:01:56.900]:  Yeah, they're doing knives only, I think.
[00:01:57.500 -> 00:01:59.500]:  I'll set a deathmatch real quick.
[00:01:59.500 -> 00:02:01.500]:  Yeah, okay.
[00:02:01.500 -> 00:02:04.240]:  Give away.
[00:02:04.240 -> 00:02:06.740]:  Face... I know, I'm queued up. I'm queued up.
[00:02:06.740 -> 00:02:08.740]:  I'm queued, motherfucker. I'm queued.
[00:02:08.740 -> 00:02:11.240]:  I'm in there, I'm in there. Face it, face it.
[00:02:11.240 -> 00:02:13.240]:  Let's go, guys.
[00:02:13.240 -> 00:02:16.240]:  I'm gonna have to sound way better than... Yeah.
[00:02:16.240 -> 00:02:19.740]:  Dude, I got two gloves the other day in 50 cases. That's crazy.
[00:02:19.740 -> 00:02:23.040]:  Oh, you know, free for all mills. Alright.
[00:02:23.040 -> 00:02:26.160]:  Yeah, dude.
[00:02:27.160 -> 00:02:29.160]:  Shit, I started acting like an idiot again.
[00:02:29.160 -> 00:02:30.160]:  My bad, guys.
[00:02:30.160 -> 00:02:34.160]:  Alright, let's see. Let's see. Let's look at me in the zone.
[00:02:34.160 -> 00:02:36.160]:  Why is it doing that?
[00:02:36.160 -> 00:02:38.160]:  Okay.
[00:02:38.160 -> 00:02:40.160]:  Dude, why is it doing that? Why does it do that?
[00:02:40.160 -> 00:02:42.160]:  Why does it do that, dude?
[00:02:42.160 -> 00:02:44.160]:  Look, I'm not even having my hand on the mouse.
[00:02:44.160 -> 00:02:45.160]:  It just zoomed in.
[00:02:45.160 -> 00:02:50.160]:  Bro, what the fuck? Who's doing this, dude?
[00:02:50.160 -> 00:02:55.160]:  Dude, I'm tripping out. No, it's not, dude. Who is it?
[00:02:55.160 -> 00:02:58.160]:  Who is it? I can't fix it, dude. I'm sorry.
[00:02:58.160 -> 00:03:00.160]:  Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[00:03:00.160 -> 00:03:02.160]:  Please.
[00:03:02.160 -> 00:03:12.160]:  I don't understand why it does that. Do you think it might be?
[00:03:12.160 -> 00:03:14.160]:  It only does it every once in a while.
[00:03:14.160 -> 00:03:16.160]:  I don't know.
[00:03:16.160 -> 00:03:19.160]:  Okay, let's not play this game.
[00:03:24.160 -> 00:03:25.160]:  Okay, let's play this one.
[00:03:25.160 -> 00:03:27.160]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:03:27.160 -> 00:03:31.160]:  Alright, let's see. Dude, it's still fucking doing it, bro.
[00:03:31.160 -> 00:03:33.160]:  It's got to be something behind the dam.
[00:03:33.160 -> 00:03:35.160]:  Oh, it's probably RuneScape behind it.
[00:03:35.160 -> 00:03:38.160]:  Let's see if I fix it now.
[00:03:38.160 -> 00:03:45.160]:  Oh, it's still doing it, bro. What the fuck?
[00:03:45.160 -> 00:03:50.160]:  Mouse might be broke. I don't know.
[00:03:50.160 -> 00:03:51.160]:  Oh, yeah, let me change that.
[00:03:52.160 -> 00:03:54.160]:  Alright, so, nuh-uh, it's not, no, it's not.
[00:03:54.160 -> 00:03:56.160]:  It's not, dude.
[00:03:56.160 -> 00:03:59.160]:  I checked. Trust me, it was doing it the other day, and it stopped. I don't know.
[00:03:59.160 -> 00:04:02.160]:  Hopefully, I'm crazy. I don't know.
[00:04:02.160 -> 00:04:05.160]:  Counter-Strike, I'm changing it right now. Yes, sir.
[00:04:05.160 -> 00:04:11.160]:  I don't know my list. What the fuck?
[00:04:11.160 -> 00:04:16.160]:  Dude, what is going on with my computer, bro?
[00:04:16.160 -> 00:04:18.160]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:04:18.160 -> 00:04:21.160]:  It's my whole computer, bro. It's weird, man.
[00:04:21.160 -> 00:04:23.160]:  It's weird, man. I don't understand.
[00:04:23.160 -> 00:04:25.160]:  What the fuck?
[00:04:25.160 -> 00:04:29.160]:  Bro.
[00:04:29.160 -> 00:04:37.160]:  This is some joke, and I volunteer to come on here every time.
[00:04:37.160 -> 00:04:41.160]:  That's crazy, dude. That's wild, man.
[00:04:41.160 -> 00:04:45.160]:  You guys should see this, like what's going on with my computer, every time I do.
[00:04:45.160 -> 00:04:47.160]:  Let's fuck up, dude.
[00:04:47.160 -> 00:04:50.160]:  I get it, I get it.
[00:04:51.160 -> 00:04:52.160]:  Okay.
[00:04:52.160 -> 00:04:54.160]:  Okay, it's finally fucking wrong, dude.
[00:04:54.160 -> 00:04:58.160]:  See? What the fuck?
[00:04:58.160 -> 00:05:06.160]:  That's fucked up, bro.
[00:05:06.160 -> 00:05:11.160]:  I played in some big-ass game I'm at.
[00:05:11.160 -> 00:05:15.160]:  I don't know what's happening, dude.
[00:05:15.160 -> 00:05:17.160]:  I don't know what's happening, bro.
[00:05:17.160 -> 00:05:19.160]:  No, dude.
[00:05:19.160 -> 00:05:21.160]:  I'm not trying to do that anymore, bro, for real.
[00:05:21.160 -> 00:05:23.160]:  I'll let you know.
[00:05:23.160 -> 00:05:24.160]:  I like the game, dude.
[00:05:24.160 -> 00:05:27.160]:  There's something huge going on.
[00:05:27.160 -> 00:05:30.160]:  It's bad, dude. I think it's really bad.
[00:05:30.160 -> 00:05:34.160]:  I don't know what it is.
[00:05:34.160 -> 00:05:36.160]:  I don't know, bro.
[00:05:36.160 -> 00:05:40.160]:  It's going to be in the game, but still.
[00:05:40.160 -> 00:05:41.160]:  This is weird.
[00:05:41.160 -> 00:05:44.160]:  Why would that mean the same?
[00:05:44.160 -> 00:05:50.160]:  Dude, what the fuck?
[00:05:50.160 -> 00:05:55.160]:  I'm going to get off, guys.
[00:05:55.160 -> 00:05:58.160]:  I think it's telling me to stop streaming, whatever is going on, dude.
[00:05:58.160 -> 00:06:00.160]:  There's something to tell me.
[00:06:00.160 -> 00:06:06.160]:  What? I can't even shoot my gun.
[00:06:06.160 -> 00:06:12.160]:  It won't let me shoot.
[00:06:13.160 -> 00:06:14.160]:  Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying.
[00:06:14.160 -> 00:06:15.160]:  There's something going on, bro.
[00:06:15.160 -> 00:06:17.160]:  What the fuck, dude?
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