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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:01.460]:  Arthur, can you guys hear me?
[00:00:01.460 -> 00:00:04.440]:  Nicholas Cage?
[00:00:04.440 -> 00:00:07.080]:  I hate Nicholas Cage, dude, I hate him.
[00:00:07.080 -> 00:00:08.600]:  I can't stand Nicholas Cage, dude.
[00:00:08.600 -> 00:00:10.760]:  I'm not gonna say that I love somebody that I don't love.
[00:00:10.760 -> 00:00:12.360]:  ♪ Hello, girl ♪
[00:00:12.360 -> 00:00:13.520]:  - What?
[00:00:13.520 -> 00:00:15.240]:  Something about him is just cringe.
[00:00:15.240 -> 00:00:18.040]:  Maybe it's something I see in myself,
[00:00:18.040 -> 00:00:19.400]:  but I don't think I'm like him at all.
[00:00:19.400 -> 00:00:21.680]:  I don't think I'm similar to Nicholas Cage, I don't.
[00:00:21.680 -> 00:00:25.040]:  I don't, I just, something about him bugs me.
[00:00:25.040 -> 00:00:28.400]:  Did it really, you think so, Arthur?
[00:00:28.400 -> 00:00:30.520]:  - You say it well.
[00:00:30.520 -> 00:00:33.160]:  - I mean, you know, to make the job easier.
[00:00:33.160 -> 00:00:34.000]:  - Hold on.
[00:00:34.000 -> 00:00:37.400]:  - Elva.
[00:00:37.400 -> 00:00:43.320]:  - There is no one else in this entire office
[00:00:43.320 -> 00:00:46.680]:  that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job.
[00:00:46.680 -> 00:00:48.480]:  You're the lowest...
[00:00:48.480 -> 00:00:49.320]:  - What is this?
[00:00:49.320 -> 00:00:50.160]:  - ...able here, Elva.
[00:00:50.160 -> 00:00:51.160]:  - What is this?
[00:00:51.160 -> 00:00:53.320]:  - ...person to partake in such a miserable job
[00:00:53.320 -> 00:00:55.240]:  as long as you are around.
[00:00:55.240 -> 00:00:56.080]:  - Contract.
[00:00:56.080 -> 00:00:57.520]:  - Do you?
[00:00:57.520 -> 00:00:58.360]:  Good.
[00:00:58.360 -> 00:01:01.520]:  I can't stand him, I hate him.
[00:01:01.520 -> 00:01:03.320]:  Okay, he makes me angry.
[00:01:03.320 -> 00:01:04.760]:  He does, he makes me angry.
[00:01:04.760 -> 00:01:09.280]:  Okay, anyways, oh my gosh.
[00:01:09.280 -> 00:01:10.480]:  Look at this face, dude.
[00:01:10.480 -> 00:01:14.520]:  Like, dude, you're rich as fuck, dude, it's okay.
[00:01:14.520 -> 00:01:16.600]:  It's gonna be okay, bro.
[00:01:16.600 -> 00:01:19.480]:  Oh, I'm not as bad as him, dude.
[00:01:19.480 -> 00:01:21.160]:  Don't fucking, don't even try to say that.
[00:01:21.160 -> 00:01:23.880]:  I'm nowhere near, oh no!
[00:01:23.880 -> 00:01:25.360]:  Fuck, dude, that's okay.
[00:01:25.360 -> 00:01:26.440]:  Don't worry, don't worry.
[00:01:26.440 -> 00:01:27.280]:  - That's right.
[00:01:27.280 -> 00:01:28.960]:  - Oh my god, I just did it again.
[00:01:28.960 -> 00:01:30.800]:  Oh well, fuck you, you can't do shit.
[00:01:30.800 -> 00:01:33.280]:  All right, here we go.
[00:01:33.280 -> 00:01:34.320]:  If you know, you know, it's okay.
[00:01:34.320 -> 00:01:35.560]:  How much we getting, guys?
[00:01:35.560 -> 00:01:37.960]:  I think that's a bansky, I think that's a bansky.
[00:01:37.960 -> 00:01:41.080]:  12.50?
[00:01:41.080 -> 00:01:42.360]:  Oh, shitballs.
[00:01:42.360 -> 00:01:44.040]:  All right.
[00:01:44.040 -> 00:01:45.720]:  I'm being rich.
[00:01:45.720 -> 00:01:46.540]:  Let's go rotten.
[00:01:46.540 -> 00:01:48.600]:  I ain't viking for it, those two, those both look good.
[00:01:48.600 -> 00:01:50.560]:  I like both these slots.
[00:01:50.560 -> 00:01:51.800]:  Thank you, fatty boy, oh thank you.
[00:01:51.800 -> 00:01:54.200]:  I'll do giveaways if I win, guys.
[00:01:54.200 -> 00:01:56.040]:  I'll do giveaways if I win.
[00:01:56.040 -> 00:01:57.300]:  I'm gonna do some feature spins on here.
[00:01:57.300 -> 00:01:59.400]:  You can easily spin in here pretty easy.
[00:01:59.400 -> 00:02:00.560]:  Let's try some big boys.
[00:02:00.560 -> 00:02:03.640]:  Really blessed.
[00:02:03.640 -> 00:02:06.360]:  Third spin we're in.
[00:02:06.360 -> 00:02:08.920]:  That's number one, to imagine.
[00:02:08.920 -> 00:02:11.360]:  Number two, here it comes.
[00:02:11.360 -> 00:02:13.800]:  That's okay.
[00:02:13.800 -> 00:02:17.840]:  It fucked me too, but it's also paid me very well.
[00:02:17.840 -> 00:02:20.440]:  It's actually done me more worse than good for sure.
[00:02:20.440 -> 00:02:23.840]:  But maybe I can get through.
[00:02:23.840 -> 00:02:26.420]:  (upbeat music)
[00:02:26.420 -> 00:02:30.200]:  Have you had some crazy ones?
[00:02:30.200 -> 00:02:35.560]:  Well, I like watching the crazy features
[00:02:35.560 -> 00:02:40.680]:  'cause they make me fuckin' feel better about myself.
[00:02:40.680 -> 00:02:42.320]:  Not sure why, but they do.
[00:02:42.320 -> 00:02:44.720]:  The crazy features make you feel good, don't they?
[00:02:44.720 -> 00:02:45.560]:  They do.
[00:02:45.560 -> 00:02:50.360]:  Ha, give me a fuckin' feature with the turbos on.
[00:02:50.360 -> 00:02:51.200]:  Super turbo.
[00:02:53.040 -> 00:02:55.360]:  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:02:55.360 -> 00:02:56.200]:  Keepin' it real?
[00:02:56.200 -> 00:03:00.200]:  All right, let's buy one.
[00:03:00.200 -> 00:03:01.560]:  Keepin' it real?
[00:03:01.560 -> 00:03:03.640]:  400, I know, it's a big buy.
[00:03:03.640 -> 00:03:06.240]:  Hope it pays, it might pay, you never know.
[00:03:06.240 -> 00:03:08.240]:  Here we go, 400 buy.
[00:03:08.240 -> 00:03:09.960]:  Our balance is at 741.
[00:03:09.960 -> 00:03:12.960]:  Yes, sir, that's good.
[00:03:12.960 -> 00:03:13.800]:  Good start.
[00:03:13.800 -> 00:03:16.720]:  Okay, not good there, it's okay.
[00:03:16.720 -> 00:03:22.640]:  Gotta shake the screen up a little bit.
[00:03:22.640 -> 00:03:25.320]:  Oh, yeah, come on, keep 'em comin', drop another one.
[00:03:25.320 -> 00:03:28.440]:  Not good so far, guys.
[00:03:28.440 -> 00:03:30.280]:  Turbo on.
[00:03:30.280 -> 00:03:35.800]:  Six spins, five to eight.
[00:03:35.800 -> 00:03:38.080]:  Oh, yeah, we like that, we like that.
[00:03:38.080 -> 00:03:39.640]:  Today's goin' good.
[00:03:39.640 -> 00:03:41.480]:  I felt really refreshed when I first woke up.
[00:03:41.480 -> 00:03:43.840]:  Oh, switch anode, dude.
[00:03:43.840 -> 00:03:46.380]:  Three of 'em, this is gonna fuck, dude.
[00:03:46.380 -> 00:03:47.760]:  This is gonna fuckin' pay, dude.
[00:03:47.760 -> 00:03:48.600]:  Oh, my.
[00:03:48.600 -> 00:03:51.180]:  (upbeat music)
[00:03:51.180 -> 00:04:00.280]:  Oh, that's nice.
[00:04:00.280 -> 00:04:03.620]:  Yeah, profit with 10 spins.
[00:04:03.620 -> 00:04:05.200]:  Dude, this could really hit, this could really,
[00:04:05.200 -> 00:04:06.040]:  this could hit.
[00:04:06.040 -> 00:04:08.760]:  Oh, come on.
[00:04:08.760 -> 00:04:11.420]:  Okay, say $2, nice.
[00:04:11.420 -> 00:04:13.640]:  Come on, switches please.
[00:04:13.640 -> 00:04:15.840]:  Switches, switch me, switch me.
[00:04:18.040 -> 00:04:18.880]:  Super turbo.
[00:04:18.880 -> 00:04:24.560]:  We'll take it, we'll take it, 142 bucks.
[00:04:24.560 -> 00:04:25.400]:  We'll take it.
[00:04:25.400 -> 00:04:28.900]:  Let's do a $200, $250.
[00:04:28.900 -> 00:04:33.540]:  And then we're gonna do these until he's done out
[00:04:33.540 -> 00:04:34.840]:  and then we'll go to another spot.
[00:04:34.840 -> 00:04:41.440]:  Ooh, good start, that's a good start.
[00:04:41.440 -> 00:04:43.120]:  That's a profit, that's okay.
[00:04:43.120 -> 00:04:45.820]:  We got a profit feature, that's good.
[00:04:45.820 -> 00:04:47.720]:  Let's go, two of 'em, okay.
[00:04:48.480 -> 00:04:49.800]:  Chop another one.
[00:04:49.800 -> 00:04:52.160]:  Oh, I did, two of 'em, two of 'em, one, okay.
[00:04:52.160 -> 00:04:58.720]:  Okay, $10, not much there, mm.
[00:04:58.720 -> 00:05:03.900]:  Yes, that's good, that's good.
[00:05:03.900 -> 00:05:06.860]:  Oh, baby, I need more switches.
[00:05:06.860 -> 00:05:07.900]:  Want more switches?
[00:05:07.900 -> 00:05:12.400]:  (humming)
[00:05:12.400 -> 00:05:16.200]:  Come on.
[00:05:17.080 -> 00:05:18.360]:  Come on, baby.
[00:05:18.360 -> 00:05:20.720]:  Come on, do it, do it, do it.
[00:05:20.720 -> 00:05:23.560]:  At least profit.
[00:05:23.560 -> 00:05:25.360]:  Here goes the switch.
[00:05:25.360 -> 00:05:27.080]:  Yes, one more.
[00:05:27.080 -> 00:05:27.920]:  Chop another one.
[00:05:27.920 -> 00:05:33.360]:  Same, profit, profit, again, profit again.
[00:05:33.360 -> 00:05:34.760]:  All right, we take it, we take it.
[00:05:34.760 -> 00:05:37.440]:  Let's do a $300 now.
[00:05:37.440 -> 00:05:42.440]:  We did 400, we went to $250, now we're doing $300.
[00:05:44.680 -> 00:05:47.480]:  Let's see, let's go into the dead out, man, why not.
[00:05:47.480 -> 00:05:50.880]:  Yup, there it is, two of 'em.
[00:05:50.880 -> 00:05:57.720]:  I think this one's getting up, hey, I don't know, we'll see.
[00:05:57.720 -> 00:06:04.320]:  All right, retrig, retrig it, two of 'em, give me no switch.
[00:06:04.320 -> 00:06:10.720]:  Oh, there's the retrig, boys, four spins, just, okay.
[00:06:10.720 -> 00:06:13.880]:  Come on, yes.
[00:06:14.760 -> 00:06:16.680]:  Come on, more than that, come on.
[00:06:16.680 -> 00:06:21.240]:  Yes, no, yes.
[00:06:21.240 -> 00:06:26.240]:  Oh, ah, what did we pay for that, $300?
[00:06:26.240 -> 00:06:28.520]:  Sweet honey.
[00:06:28.520 -> 00:06:30.840]:  All right, this is where we go balls deep in here.
[00:06:30.840 -> 00:06:35.840]:  Balls, ah, I bought it.
[00:06:35.840 -> 00:06:38.440]:  Here we go, $750.
[00:06:42.680 -> 00:06:44.000]:  Good start, good start.
[00:06:44.000 -> 00:06:47.720]:  Yeah, good start.
[00:06:47.720 -> 00:06:49.960]:  Come on, baby, come on.
[00:06:49.960 -> 00:06:55.560]:  What the fuck is this, Eddie?
[00:06:55.560 -> 00:06:59.880]:  Come on, please.
[00:06:59.880 -> 00:07:04.440]:  Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[00:07:04.440 -> 00:07:07.280]:  Oh, three of 'em.
[00:07:07.280 -> 00:07:09.640]:  Bro, oh my God, this gets squirked.
[00:07:09.640 -> 00:07:11.800]:  This gets squirked, this gets squirked, boys.
[00:07:12.800 -> 00:07:14.720]:  $400, holy shit.
[00:07:14.720 -> 00:07:19.320]:  Come on, guys, let's get in, lock in, lock in.
[00:07:19.320 -> 00:07:24.320]:  Oh, Dirty Nelson, Dirty Nelson, Austin.
[00:07:24.320 -> 00:07:26.800]:  You've already got your money back, almost.
[00:07:26.800 -> 00:07:27.640]:  Come on.
[00:07:27.640 -> 00:07:33.760]:  Okay, throw a turbo, oh!
[00:07:33.760 -> 00:07:35.880]:  Dude, this could pay, this could pay.
[00:07:35.880 -> 00:07:37.600]:  This could pay, guys, this could be a good feature.
[00:07:37.600 -> 00:07:41.080]:  This profit, oh yeah, that's good, dude, let's go.
[00:07:42.080 -> 00:07:44.280]:  The strat worked, the strat.
[00:07:44.280 -> 00:07:47.080]:  The strategy worked, boys, we won.
[00:07:47.080 -> 00:07:49.840]:  $1,000 in the bank, hello.
[00:07:49.840 -> 00:07:51.920]:  Come on, give me another one, give me another one, come on.
[00:07:51.920 -> 00:07:54.120]:  One more, one more, one more.
[00:07:54.120 -> 00:07:54.960]:  Ah!
[00:07:54.960 -> 00:07:57.200]:  That's okay.
[00:07:57.200 -> 00:07:59.520]:  What a fella, I'm gonna die, look at that.
[00:07:59.520 -> 00:08:03.000]:  Whoa, I need to get out of here.
[00:08:03.000 -> 00:08:06.520]:  We got a fucking, $750 from there?
[00:08:06.520 -> 00:08:09.760]:  Hello, oh no, no, no, I'm sorry, $300.
[00:08:09.760 -> 00:08:11.600]:  Well, this doesn't sound right.
[00:08:11.600 -> 00:08:17.200]:  It wasn't that great, actually, yes, it was a $750 buy.
[00:08:17.200 -> 00:08:19.320]:  But $250 bucks for free?
[00:08:19.320 -> 00:08:21.480]:  When you're walking into the store and some guy said,
[00:08:21.480 -> 00:08:23.840]:  "Hey, you want $250 bucks?"
[00:08:23.840 -> 00:08:28.840]:  And you take it, what'd you say, "Nah, I don't want that."
[00:08:28.840 -> 00:08:31.040]:  You're dirty, that's dirty.
[00:08:31.040 -> 00:08:33.840]:  ♪ You got to steal my money, sweet honey ♪
[00:08:33.840 -> 00:08:34.840]:  ♪ You got to steal my money ♪
[00:08:34.840 -> 00:08:38.880]:  ♪ You got to steal my money, sweet honey ♪
[00:08:38.880 -> 00:08:41.520]:  Oh, it's from the sushi slot, it called my name.
[00:08:41.520 -> 00:08:43.600]:  ♪ You got to steal my money, sweet honey ♪
[00:08:43.600 -> 00:08:46.280]:  Better than most of the Big Bass games?
[00:08:46.280 -> 00:08:48.120]:  Big Bass is a rip-off.
[00:08:48.120 -> 00:08:51.120]:  It tries to act like it's a good slot, but it's not.
[00:08:51.120 -> 00:08:52.800]:  It's actually not at all.
[00:08:52.800 -> 00:08:55.280]:  It's never done anything, never done anything.
[00:08:55.280 -> 00:08:58.480]:  Holy shit, $75 spent, Austin, stop, Austin, stop, Austin,
[00:08:58.480 -> 00:09:01.960]:  stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!
[00:09:01.960 -> 00:09:04.280]:  I'm sorry, I was trying to get a fat feature.
[00:09:04.280 -> 00:09:07.680]:  Imagine, dude, oh my God.
[00:09:08.640 -> 00:09:09.480]:  (laughs)
[00:09:09.480 -> 00:09:10.760]:  What am I doing?
[00:09:10.760 -> 00:09:12.440]:  It's okay.
[00:09:12.440 -> 00:09:13.720]:  Don't get a big fat win.
[00:09:13.720 -> 00:09:19.600]:  Oh, I'll definitely bet on Trump, but they're both,
[00:09:19.600 -> 00:09:21.160]:  it's all the same, dude, boy.
[00:09:21.160 -> 00:09:22.880]:  Come on!
[00:09:22.880 -> 00:09:24.000]:  Oh, this is not hitting.
[00:09:24.000 -> 00:09:27.280]:  All right, let's get on to, it's 17.
[00:09:27.280 -> 00:09:31.060]:  Am I throwing?
[00:09:31.060 -> 00:09:32.400]:  I'm not throwing, we're gonna get in.
[00:09:32.400 -> 00:09:34.560]:  ♪ You can keep on grilling, I'ma smell bad ♪
[00:09:34.560 -> 00:09:36.240]:  ♪ Tell a boy, ask all your homies ♪
[00:09:36.240 -> 00:09:39.680]:  ♪ I'm a big boy thang, I'm a big boy thang ♪
[00:09:39.680 -> 00:09:41.880]:  ♪ In the family once you start getting no break ♪
[00:09:41.880 -> 00:09:43.880]:  ♪ Until I get it, I bet it's gone ♪
[00:09:43.880 -> 00:09:45.280]:  It's still hit, it's still hit.
[00:09:45.280 -> 00:09:46.240]:  We're gonna get a fat win.
[00:09:46.240 -> 00:09:50.000]:  ♪ And I'm going too fast to catch up on my landing ♪
[00:09:50.000 -> 00:09:52.440]:  Come on, praise, praise, praise!
[00:09:52.440 -> 00:09:54.320]:  Mic it in, I'm gonna stop our city.
[00:09:54.320 -> 00:09:57.880]:  Presidential head of state.
[00:09:57.880 -> 00:10:00.600]:  All right, let's go get it back.
[00:10:00.600 -> 00:10:02.440]:  Let's go get that back.
[00:10:02.440 -> 00:10:03.840]:  Please, praise, guys, praise.
[00:10:05.120 -> 00:10:06.920]:  Praise, guys, we gotta get that back.
[00:10:06.920 -> 00:10:08.160]:  Get it right back, get it right back.
[00:10:08.160 -> 00:10:10.240]:  ♪ Keep on hating, I'ma keep on doing it ♪
[00:10:10.240 -> 00:10:11.680]:  ♪ And spending days with me ♪
[00:10:11.680 -> 00:10:13.680]:  ♪ Boy, you couldn't get the shoes to be lit ♪
[00:10:13.680 -> 00:10:15.240]:  ♪ Fuck you, what you need ♪
[00:10:15.240 -> 00:10:16.800]:  ♪ You can't get nothing from me ♪
[00:10:16.800 -> 00:10:18.760]:  ♪ You was talking shit, now I'm so funny ♪
[00:10:18.760 -> 00:10:20.000]:  ♪ You would love to be ♪
[00:10:20.000 -> 00:10:21.800]:  ♪ I'ma do my thing until today ♪
[00:10:21.800 -> 00:10:23.120]:  ♪ The free will come from me ♪
[00:10:23.120 -> 00:10:25.160]:  ♪ You can keep on grilling, I'ma smell bad ♪
[00:10:25.160 -> 00:10:27.160]:  ♪ I am back, I am back, fuck you ♪
[00:10:27.160 -> 00:10:29.560]:  ♪ What you need, you can't get nothing from me ♪
[00:10:29.560 -> 00:10:31.320]:  ♪ You was talking shit, now I'm so funny ♪
[00:10:31.320 -> 00:10:35.680]:  Oh my God, fuck you, damn, all of one went away, that's okay.
[00:10:35.680 -> 00:10:36.960]:  I'll be right back, give me like five minutes, guys,
[00:10:36.960 -> 00:10:37.920]:  I'm gonna deep go in.
[00:10:37.920 -> 00:10:42.520]:  Okay, let's all laugh now, ha ha.
[00:10:42.520 -> 00:10:43.920]:  Hello, guys, if you're enjoying this dream,
[00:10:43.920 -> 00:10:45.680]:  type of three, type of three if you're enjoying this dream,
[00:10:45.680 -> 00:10:46.520]:  I'll be right back.
[00:10:46.520 -> 00:10:48.520]:  ♪ I ain't rich, but I'm still coughing shit ♪
[00:10:48.520 -> 00:10:50.520]:  ♪ Germans on the beat, he got that heat ♪
[00:10:50.520 -> 00:10:52.520]:  ♪ Hold up, drive it quick and bring it back ♪
[00:10:52.520 -> 00:10:54.880]:  ♪ I could change the world with just a single track ♪
[00:10:54.880 -> 00:10:56.840]:  ♪ Under raised, table in the back ♪
[00:10:56.840 -> 00:10:58.920]:  ♪ Smoking, drinking, yeah, Pittsburgh ♪
[00:10:58.920 -> 00:11:01.320]:  ♪ Let me show the world just where my city at ♪
[00:11:01.320 -> 00:11:04.480]:  ♪ On the map, in the city out, I guess that's just a fact ♪
[00:11:04.480 -> 00:11:07.280]:  ♪ I'ma live in Rome, drink Patron and have a ball ♪
[00:11:07.280 -> 00:11:09.120]:  ♪ After all, only get one life ♪
[00:11:09.120 -> 00:11:10.440]:  ♪ So there's no time to stop ♪
[00:11:10.440 -> 00:11:13.000]:  ♪ I'ma do it, stupid dudes with all exclusive shit ♪
[00:11:13.000 -> 00:11:15.160]:  ♪ To move with just a few kids trying to bullshit ♪
[00:11:15.160 -> 00:11:17.040]:  ♪ Still my boys are straight up ruined ♪
[00:11:17.040 -> 00:11:18.760]:  ♪ I just feel like fuck you, what you need ♪
[00:11:18.760 -> 00:11:20.360]:  ♪ You can't get nothing from me ♪
[00:11:20.360 -> 00:11:22.320]:  ♪ You was talking shit, now I'm so funny ♪
[00:11:22.320 -> 00:11:23.560]:  ♪ You would love to be ♪
[00:11:23.560 -> 00:11:26.680]:  ♪ I'ma do my thing until the day the reef will come from me ♪
[00:11:26.680 -> 00:11:29.160]:  ♪ You can keep on grilling, I'ma smile back ♪
[00:11:29.160 -> 00:11:31.520]:  ♪ Smile back, fuck you, what you need ♪
[00:11:31.520 -> 00:11:33.040]:  ♪ You can't get nothing from me ♪
[00:11:33.040 -> 00:11:35.040]:  ♪ You was talking shit, now I'm so funny ♪
[00:11:35.040 -> 00:11:36.200]:  ♪ You would love to be ♪
[00:11:36.200 -> 00:11:39.400]:  ♪ I'ma do my thing until the day the reef will come from me ♪
[00:11:39.400 -> 00:11:41.760]:  ♪ You can keep on grilling, I'ma smile back ♪
[00:11:41.760 -> 00:11:43.760]:  ♪ Smile back ♪
[00:11:43.760 -> 00:11:46.920]:  ♪ You were talking shit, now I'ma smile back ♪
[00:11:46.920 -> 00:11:51.640]:  ♪ You were talking shit, now I'ma smile back ♪
[00:11:51.640 -> 00:11:54.640]:  ♪ You were talking shit, now I'ma smile back ♪
[00:11:54.640 -> 00:11:57.640]:  ♪ I'ma do my thing until the day the reef will come from me ♪
[00:11:57.640 -> 00:12:00.520]:  ♪ You were talking shit, now I'ma smile back ♪
[00:12:00.520 -> 00:12:04.520]:  ♪ You were talking shit, now I'ma smile back ♪
[00:12:04.520 -> 00:12:08.520]:  ♪ You were talking shit, now I'ma smile back ♪
[00:12:08.520 -> 00:12:12.240]:  ♪ You were talking shit, now I'ma smile back ♪
[00:12:12.240 -> 00:12:15.160]:  (orchestral music)
[00:12:15.160 -> 00:12:29.400]:  Hello everybody, hello everybody.
[00:12:29.400 -> 00:12:30.880]:  You are annoying and repetitive like a parrot.
[00:12:30.880 -> 00:12:32.600]:  Juice the man some money if you want him to play a game
[00:12:32.600 -> 00:12:34.080]:  you want.
[00:12:34.080 -> 00:12:35.960]:  Oh, I mean, I'm so sorry, man.
[00:12:35.960 -> 00:12:37.980]:  I'm so sorry you feel that way, dude.
[00:12:37.980 -> 00:12:39.800]:  I'm sorry, that's not the case.
[00:12:39.800 -> 00:12:40.640]:  Depot in, guys.
[00:12:40.640 -> 00:12:43.200]:  I don't know how much I'm in detail, let's see what you got.
[00:12:43.200 -> 00:12:44.760]:  Yeah, I don't know, no one's forced me to be here, bro.
[00:12:44.760 -> 00:12:46.000]:  That's a good way to put it.
[00:12:46.000 -> 00:12:47.080]:  You're bad, that's a great way to put it.
[00:12:47.080 -> 00:12:48.480]:  Like if you don't like me,
[00:12:48.480 -> 00:12:51.480]:  I'm sorry, dude, I don't know what I did to hurt you.
[00:12:51.480 -> 00:12:53.320]:  You don't have to be here.
[00:12:53.320 -> 00:12:54.720]:  Feel like I'm just signing my profile.
[00:12:54.720 -> 00:12:55.760]:  I'm not signing shit, dude.
[00:12:55.760 -> 00:12:56.600]:  What is a sign?
[00:12:56.600 -> 00:12:57.880]:  I'm not a fucking famous person.
[00:12:57.880 -> 00:12:59.640]:  What does that even mean?
[00:12:59.640 -> 00:13:00.480]:  You're just weird.
[00:13:00.480 -> 00:13:02.720]:  Okay, let's put in 500 bucks.
[00:13:02.720 -> 00:13:03.920]:  Half a van ski.
[00:13:03.920 -> 00:13:07.320]:  It doesn't, Jen, you're right.
[00:13:07.320 -> 00:13:09.880]:  That negativity does not look good on you, Hendrix.
[00:13:09.880 -> 00:13:10.920]:  It's a bad look.
[00:13:10.920 -> 00:13:15.480]:  Now I'm out, and money when I'm out,
[00:13:15.480 -> 00:13:17.800]:  but I can't keep you out.
[00:13:17.800 -> 00:13:20.640]:  I don't even know Lester, who knows?
[00:13:20.640 -> 00:13:21.720]:  He's trying to make me feel weird.
[00:13:21.720 -> 00:13:23.280]:  It's negative, negative energy.
[00:13:23.280 -> 00:13:26.480]:  Do I need coffee?
[00:13:26.480 -> 00:13:31.040]:  The first entertaining streamer I've found.
[00:13:31.040 -> 00:13:32.000]:  Keto, no way.
[00:13:32.000 -> 00:13:35.880]:  What are some other entertaining streamers you watch?
[00:13:35.880 -> 00:13:38.200]:  I've been looking for new streamers to watch.
[00:13:38.200 -> 00:13:39.840]:  Can you give me any suggestions, Keto?
[00:13:39.840 -> 00:13:41.440]:  (upbeat music)
[00:13:41.440 -> 00:13:42.920]:  Hello, hello, bye.
[00:13:42.920 -> 00:13:45.600]:  So I think I just want you to comment your stream cover.
[00:13:45.600 -> 00:13:47.120]:  Oh, I really missed it.
[00:13:47.120 -> 00:13:49.960]:  Oh, I'm so glad you could clarify that for the,
[00:13:49.960 -> 00:13:52.280]:  you could clarify that for me.
[00:13:52.280 -> 00:13:54.240]:  I would have never known if you hadn't said that.
[00:13:54.240 -> 00:13:56.120]:  Oh, 68, think about tier one, two months.
[00:13:56.120 -> 00:13:57.840]:  I appreciate it.
[00:13:57.840 -> 00:13:58.960]:  Thank you very much.
[00:13:58.960 -> 00:14:00.480]:  ♪ Hit me ♪
[00:14:00.480 -> 00:14:01.320]:  Oh, I like my mind.
[00:14:01.320 -> 00:14:02.840]:  I'm pretty.
[00:14:02.840 -> 00:14:03.680]:  I'm pretty.
[00:14:03.680 -> 00:14:04.520]:  ♪ If you got weed ♪
[00:14:04.520 -> 00:14:06.240]:  ♪ You can come fly with me ♪
[00:14:06.240 -> 00:14:07.280]:  Hello, dig views.
[00:14:09.200 -> 00:14:11.240]:  Oh, thank you, Breedy, Breedy, thank you.
[00:14:11.240 -> 00:14:12.200]:  I'm trying, dude.
[00:14:12.200 -> 00:14:14.280]:  That's all we can do, right?
[00:14:14.280 -> 00:14:15.520]:  That's all we can do, man.
[00:14:15.520 -> 00:14:19.320]:  And I agree, pseudo, a lot of them are.
[00:14:19.320 -> 00:14:20.160]:  Not everybody.
[00:14:20.160 -> 00:14:23.000]:  That's a genuine comment from Breedy, though.
[00:14:23.000 -> 00:14:24.040]:  He sees it.
[00:14:24.040 -> 00:14:25.600]:  I'm just trying to be nice and entertain, dude.
[00:14:25.600 -> 00:14:27.840]:  There's really nothing else going on.
[00:14:27.840 -> 00:14:28.920]:  Am I trying to bring nobody down?
[00:14:28.920 -> 00:14:30.280]:  Makes nobody feel worse than?
[00:14:30.280 -> 00:14:33.400]:  I'm trying to entertain and be nice to you.
[00:14:33.400 -> 00:14:35.360]:  That's it, I promise.
[00:14:35.360 -> 00:14:36.960]:  You can think otherwise,
[00:14:36.960 -> 00:14:38.560]:  but leave that negativity at home.
[00:14:38.560 -> 00:14:39.680]:  We don't want to hear that.
[00:14:39.680 -> 00:14:42.440]:  Hey, Keto with the five pack.
[00:14:42.440 -> 00:14:44.680]:  Hey, Keto, I thought you were up for a second, man.
[00:14:44.680 -> 00:14:45.760]:  I thought you didn't like me, man.
[00:14:45.760 -> 00:14:48.120]:  I appreciate the five pack, thank you.
[00:14:48.120 -> 00:14:48.960]:  Much love.
[00:14:48.960 -> 00:14:50.640]:  The money's in, guys.
[00:14:50.640 -> 00:14:51.480]:  You know, it's crazy,
[00:14:51.480 -> 00:14:54.840]:  'cause the originals never seem to be very fair or even.
[00:14:54.840 -> 00:14:55.680]:  But we're gonna try one more time
[00:14:55.680 -> 00:14:59.080]:  and just see if we can maybe get like on the same level.
[00:14:59.080 -> 00:14:59.920]:  Come on.
[00:14:59.920 -> 00:15:05.520]:  ♪ Go get myself a job so I can make them books ♪
[00:15:05.520 -> 00:15:07.200]:  ♪ But I don't give a fuck ♪
[00:15:07.200 -> 00:15:08.040]:  Oh, really?
[00:15:08.040 -> 00:15:11.280]:  Wow, I took it all again.
[00:15:11.280 -> 00:15:13.440]:  Oh, damn, it just took $500, though.
[00:15:13.440 -> 00:15:18.440]:  How much do you guys think I'm down on originals?
[00:15:18.440 -> 00:15:20.160]:  Which is owned by chips, by the way.
[00:15:20.160 -> 00:15:22.360]:  Chips, original games.
[00:15:22.360 -> 00:15:23.960]:  How much do you come down on them?
[00:15:23.960 -> 00:15:26.560]:  Crazy, this seems like one day I'm gonna catch up
[00:15:26.560 -> 00:15:28.620]:  and be like a little fair.
[00:15:28.620 -> 00:15:30.200]:  Yeah, a lot of money, man.
[00:15:30.200 -> 00:15:31.760]:  A lot of money.
[00:15:31.760 -> 00:15:33.240]:  Not fucked up, dude.
[00:15:33.240 -> 00:15:34.820]:  Really fucked up.
[00:15:34.820 -> 00:15:35.660]:  Why?
[00:15:36.680 -> 00:15:38.960]:  Well, there's a few reasons it could be why.
[00:15:38.960 -> 00:15:41.920]:  But I'll keep trying.
[00:15:41.920 -> 00:15:44.120]:  Maybe one day they'll make it any better.
[00:15:44.120 -> 00:15:50.920]:  Anyways, I'm probably down at least 20K on them, yeah.
[00:15:50.920 -> 00:15:53.120]:  No, I'm probably at least 30, you're right.
[00:15:53.120 -> 00:15:54.800]:  That's a lot of money to take.
[00:15:54.800 -> 00:15:56.120]:  I mean, two moves.
[00:15:56.120 -> 00:15:56.960]:  All right.
[00:15:56.960 -> 00:15:59.480]:  Yeah, I can do that, Beau.
[00:15:59.480 -> 00:16:00.320]:  What's his name?
[00:16:05.080 -> 00:16:07.960]:  Oh, they should be, 'cause there shouldn't be
[00:16:07.960 -> 00:16:11.220]:  any other reason why it wouldn't be fair.
[00:16:11.220 -> 00:16:12.920]:  Now, I get to be up a little bit.
[00:16:12.920 -> 00:16:18.360]:  Otherwise, it's just like there's something going on there.
[00:16:18.360 -> 00:16:19.200]:  I don't know.
[00:16:19.200 -> 00:16:20.020]:  I know, man.
[00:16:20.020 -> 00:16:20.860]:  Isn't that crazy, guesty?
[00:16:20.860 -> 00:16:21.800]:  That's a lot for me, too, bro.
[00:16:21.800 -> 00:16:23.560]:  30K's a lot for me that I've lost the originals.
[00:16:23.560 -> 00:16:24.680]:  It is, it's a lot.
[00:16:24.680 -> 00:16:28.600]:  That's right, Keto, that's right.
[00:16:28.600 -> 00:16:34.040]:  Yeah, you never messaged me with curious, dude.
[00:16:34.040 -> 00:16:35.120]:  I just thought you'd messaged me.
[00:16:35.120 -> 00:16:37.360]:  You wanted to talk in a voice chat with like everybody,
[00:16:37.360 -> 00:16:39.200]:  but I don't know.
[00:16:39.200 -> 00:16:41.440]:  I'm a little weird.
[00:16:41.440 -> 00:16:42.280]:  It was Wixty.
[00:16:42.280 -> 00:16:44.440]:  Is there his name on Discord or on Twitch?
[00:16:44.440 -> 00:16:45.280]:  Oh, baby.
[00:16:45.280 -> 00:16:47.900]:  Did you see my last--
[00:16:47.900 -> 00:16:48.840]:  I did not, I did not.
[00:16:48.840 -> 00:16:51.600]:  Did you?
[00:16:51.600 -> 00:16:53.800]:  Oh, Lightning Roulette can take two, yeah.
[00:16:53.800 -> 00:16:55.800]:  Are you really what?
[00:16:55.800 -> 00:16:57.440]:  Hey, at least you got something out of it.
[00:16:57.440 -> 00:16:58.840]:  All right, money's in, guys.
[00:16:58.840 -> 00:17:00.960]:  All right, there's a win.
[00:17:00.960 -> 00:17:02.900]:  Loss.
[00:17:03.820 -> 00:17:04.660]:  Win.
[00:17:04.660 -> 00:17:06.500]:  Loss.
[00:17:06.500 -> 00:17:09.300]:  Win.
[00:17:09.300 -> 00:17:11.700]:  Win.
[00:17:11.700 -> 00:17:14.580]:  Oh, wow.
[00:17:14.580 -> 00:17:16.900]:  Wow, dude.
[00:17:16.900 -> 00:17:17.740]:  Seems fair.
[00:17:17.740 -> 00:17:23.340]:  Oh, I just took everything off.
[00:17:23.340 -> 00:17:25.380]:  Sorry.
[00:17:25.380 -> 00:17:29.500]:  I'm gonna do a giveaway.
[00:17:29.500 -> 00:17:32.180]:  My giveaway is gonna have a picture
[00:17:32.180 -> 00:17:35.340]:  of why it wins and losses on DICE and Limbo.
[00:17:35.340 -> 00:17:38.420]:  And you guys just respond to it.
[00:17:38.420 -> 00:17:41.220]:  I even though I just gave $1,000 to ships,
[00:17:41.220 -> 00:17:42.740]:  I'm gonna do a $100 giveaway.
[00:17:42.740 -> 00:17:43.580]:  But I'm gonna post this picture
[00:17:43.580 -> 00:17:46.100]:  of all these losses on Discord.
[00:17:46.100 -> 00:17:49.100]:  I'm just gonna be like, I love these guys, man.
[00:17:49.100 -> 00:17:49.940]:  I love these guys.
[00:17:49.940 -> 00:17:52.300]:  They make me feel great.
[00:17:52.300 -> 00:17:55.500]:  Now, the type of F you think that the originals
[00:17:55.500 -> 00:18:00.500]:  are not fair, at least that they're kind of sick.
[00:18:00.780 -> 00:18:02.980]:  Or maybe sick.
[00:18:02.980 -> 00:18:03.980]:  Undeserved.
[00:18:03.980 -> 00:18:05.980]:  ♪ The one that can fill your ♪