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[00:01:00.000 -> 00:01:18.240]:  Holy shit, Bonk.
[00:01:18.240 -> 00:01:19.640]:  All right, guys.
[00:01:19.640 -> 00:01:23.240]:  Holy shit, Bonk, I didn't expect this many people to be in the chat, bro.
[00:01:23.240 -> 00:01:23.920]:  Damn, there's a lot of people.
[00:01:23.920 -> 00:01:25.560]:  Dude, look at my hair, dude.
[00:01:25.560 -> 00:01:26.380]:  I look like I'm homeless.
[00:01:26.380 -> 00:01:30.080]:  There's nothing wrong with being homeless, but I look like I'm homeless.
[00:01:30.080 -> 00:01:30.800]:  Do I not?
[00:01:30.800 -> 00:01:32.080]:  I do.
[00:01:32.080 -> 00:01:32.920]:  I look like a homeless man.
[00:01:32.920 -> 00:01:35.400]:  [MUSIC]
[00:01:35.400 -> 00:01:39.200]:  No, I'm not gonna do that, don't do that.
[00:01:39.200 -> 00:01:41.840]:  We're not gonna do that, I already said something dumb earlier.
[00:01:41.840 -> 00:01:46.080]:  I said it was outside, anyway, don't worry about it.
[00:01:46.080 -> 00:01:48.320]:  What the fuck do you want?
[00:01:48.320 -> 00:01:49.040]:  All right, guys.
[00:01:49.040 -> 00:01:52.400]:  Hey, good boss, yeah, right.
[00:01:52.400 -> 00:01:55.600]:  You don't have hair, you don't have hair, you're bald.
[00:01:55.600 -> 00:01:56.240]:  Damn, bro.
[00:01:56.240 -> 00:01:57.960]:  How old are you?
[00:01:57.960 -> 00:01:58.680]:  Sweet party?
[00:01:58.680 -> 00:02:01.960]:  Sweet party, what is that, Kelsey, sweet party?
[00:02:01.960 -> 00:02:05.520]:  Yeah, me and Kelsey are just like, man, we're getting rough.
[00:02:05.520 -> 00:02:07.400]:  We're getting very, very crazy.
[00:02:07.400 -> 00:02:09.800]:  [MUSIC]
[00:02:09.800 -> 00:02:12.240]:  Oh, fruit party, fruit party, okay, okay.
[00:02:12.240 -> 00:02:13.680]:  All right, team.
[00:02:13.680 -> 00:02:14.680]:  Why are you giving kisses?
[00:02:14.680 -> 00:02:17.320]:  Oh, shit, shit.
[00:02:17.320 -> 00:02:23.000]:  Damn, boys, you're here, who can wing me?
[00:02:23.000 -> 00:02:25.560]:  No, probably not, dude, I got too much invested in this.
[00:02:25.560 -> 00:02:29.160]:  The only thing that's better about Valorant is I've heard there's way less hackers.
[00:02:29.160 -> 00:02:30.400]:  Is that true?
[00:02:30.400 -> 00:02:32.080]:  I'm not looking good, stop lying to me.
[00:02:32.080 -> 00:02:34.960]:  I look like a fucking homeless man, my hair.
[00:02:34.960 -> 00:02:38.400]:  [MUSIC]
[00:02:38.400 -> 00:02:40.840]:  I put a hefty amount in the site, dude.
[00:02:40.840 -> 00:02:46.480]:  Whoever guesses what I put into the site first, it's a VIP badge.
[00:02:46.480 -> 00:02:47.680]:  How much did I deposit?
[00:02:47.680 -> 00:02:48.680]:  How'd you know that?
[00:02:48.680 -> 00:02:50.440]:  Vivio, nah.
[00:02:50.440 -> 00:02:53.520]:  You looked up my wallet, no way he said that immediately.
[00:02:53.520 -> 00:02:55.720]:  It is 2K, yes.
[00:02:55.720 -> 00:02:57.560]:  Vivio, you looked up my wallet.
[00:02:57.560 -> 00:03:00.200]:  Did you?
[00:03:00.200 -> 00:03:01.440]:  You looked it up, didn't you?
[00:03:01.440 -> 00:03:04.940]:  Be honest, did you look up the wallet?
[00:03:04.940 -> 00:03:06.080]:  Hello?
[00:03:06.080 -> 00:03:07.480]:  Hello?
[00:03:07.480 -> 00:03:09.640]:  You did, he's taking forever to answer.
[00:03:09.640 -> 00:03:14.760]:  Just shit, I'm gonna straight up guess, shit, all right, fair enough, fair enough.
[00:03:14.760 -> 00:03:22.840]:  It was a decent guess, it was actually, you know, $1 off, so.
[00:03:22.840 -> 00:03:24.880]:  Yeah, buddy, nothing for you, sorry, boss.
[00:03:24.880 -> 00:03:28.000]:  Oh, you already VIP, you already are VIP.
[00:03:28.000 -> 00:03:29.800]:  Oh, shit, boss.
[00:03:29.800 -> 00:03:35.160]:  I said it right after, yeah, well, I said the first one, you were second.
[00:03:35.160 -> 00:03:38.280]:  I can't think of anything left, can you read it?
[00:03:38.280 -> 00:03:39.800]:  Donny B, you gotta go.
[00:03:39.800 -> 00:03:43.440]:  I read it, you're one of those guys?
[00:03:43.440 -> 00:03:48.080]:  Hey, John, did you see the new news on Boss Man Jack on the new Boss Man Jack Reddit?
[00:03:48.080 -> 00:03:51.600]:  Yeah, he lost 10K in five seconds, bro.
[00:03:51.600 -> 00:03:55.480]:  Can you pass me the book over there that has the vocabulary I need to learn for the
[00:03:55.480 -> 00:03:57.320]:  English test tomorrow?
[00:03:57.320 -> 00:03:58.600]:  Shut the fuck up, you fucking nerds.
[00:03:58.600 -> 00:03:59.600]:  You guys are fucking obsessed.
[00:03:59.600 -> 00:04:03.640]:  All right, I'm gonna do something crazy, guys, watch this, I'm not kidding.
[00:04:03.640 -> 00:04:04.640]:  If I lose, I lose.
[00:04:04.640 -> 00:04:09.000]:  Going for a big dice, right off the rip, come on, come on, baby, come on, baby.
[00:04:09.000 -> 00:04:11.480]:  No, oh my god.
[00:04:11.480 -> 00:04:20.520]:  You son of a fucking whore, oh my god, oh my god, bro.
[00:04:20.520 -> 00:04:27.600]:  Oh, I got it back, I got it back, oh, I got profit, holy crap, I got all that back.
[00:04:27.600 -> 00:04:34.680]:  Oh, yeah, get out, get out, dude, get out, I'm telling you, get out, Austin, get out,
[00:04:34.680 -> 00:04:36.720]:  Austin, I told you, get out.
[00:04:36.720 -> 00:04:39.240]:  No, I should have got out.
[00:04:39.240 -> 00:04:42.040]:  Dude, what the fuck is that?
[00:04:42.040 -> 00:04:49.280]:  I mean, it's just been nonstop today, look at this, dude, so many losses, bro.
[00:04:49.280 -> 00:04:57.920]:  Oh my god, I'm down to, this is what happened when I got paid by Twitch, too, that's crazy,
[00:04:57.920 -> 00:04:58.920]:  bro.
[00:04:58.920 -> 00:05:05.760]:  There you go, there you go, oh, get that money, oh, there you go, there you go, come
[00:05:05.760 -> 00:05:16.140]:  on, oh, come on, oh, yeah, oh my god, dude, holy shit, guys, what do I do, leave with
[00:05:16.140 -> 00:05:18.160]:  that or go for more?
[00:05:18.160 -> 00:05:29.920]:  Oh, the answer was I should have left with that, come on, man, I gotta get that back,
[00:05:29.920 -> 00:05:35.680]:  dude, there's something in me, no, oh my god, fuck you.
[00:05:35.680 -> 00:05:38.600]:  I'm losing way too much, dude, why did I go there?
[00:05:38.600 -> 00:05:43.320]:  My plan was to do $1,000 dice as soon as I went live and then if I won, I would have
[00:05:43.320 -> 00:05:44.320]:  left but I lost it.
[00:05:44.320 -> 00:05:49.160]:  It's all good, man, we got plenty but I don't want to keep donating it to people that, you
[00:05:49.160 -> 00:06:01.060]:  know what I mean, it's like Brody, I'm way down on the original, way down, way down,
[00:06:01.060 -> 00:06:05.600]:  I can't, I can't ban him, dude, that's not an option, it's not an option for me, dude.
[00:06:05.600 -> 00:06:13.640]:  Oh, it's alright, Rylan, we're gonna try again, dude, I'm not going to that, fuck you, fuck
[00:06:13.640 -> 00:06:25.880]:  that bullshit, oh well, oh well, I know, I know, I know, a detail will fix it, shut
[00:06:25.880 -> 00:06:36.760]:  up, you're banned, it doesn't, mmhmm, I know, that's what every other kisser would do, every
[00:06:36.760 -> 00:06:43.120]:  time I'm on a band, no way, Rocky, are you serious?
[00:06:43.120 -> 00:06:49.400]:  Boss, try not to keep, hey boss, try not to keep over 1k in your account because it
[00:06:49.400 -> 00:06:55.080]:  can lose quick, what, what kind of fucking comment is that?
[00:06:55.080 -> 00:06:58.480]:  Holy shit, I lost brain cells reading that shit, I'm not trying to be a dick, what kind
[00:06:58.480 -> 00:07:00.240]:  of fucking comment is that, dude?
[00:07:00.240 -> 00:07:07.840]:  Boss, try not to keep over 1k in your account because it can lose quick, holy shit, wow,
[00:07:07.840 -> 00:07:14.800]:  that's insane, thank you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you, I'm gonna withdraw,
[00:07:14.800 -> 00:07:18.840]:  I put the 2k in and I'm gonna take the 1k out and withdraw it immediately because he's
[00:07:18.840 -> 00:07:23.160]:  absolutely right, you cannot have over 1k in your balance, as soon as you get over
[00:07:23.160 -> 00:07:29.000]:  1k, quickly gone, quickly gone, dude, sorry man, I'm not trying to be a dick, you can
[00:07:29.000 -> 00:07:32.960]:  have me on discord, yeah go ahead, I don't know beast, I should have went to sleep dude,
[00:07:32.960 -> 00:07:42.760]:  I should be sleeping right now but I'm not, damn, fuck you, ah fuck you, no sorry, oh
[00:07:42.760 -> 00:07:46.400]:  2000 thing guys, alright, let's see what DICE is gonna do, I'm going back dude, I'm
[00:07:46.400 -> 00:07:49.240]:  gonna give it another shot, let's see what happens, let's see if they want to take
[00:07:49.240 -> 00:08:05.640]:  it all or just some, yeah, oh my god, fucking retards, I wanna show you guys something,
[00:08:05.640 -> 00:08:10.800]:  I wanna show you guys something real quick, this ain't even fair at all, let me show
[00:08:10.800 -> 00:08:19.840]:  you guys something real quick, this is it, hey, hey dude, are you fucking kidding me,
[00:08:19.840 -> 00:08:26.380]:  no way it happens right after I get big money, no way, what the fuck is this bro, bro, go
[00:08:26.380 -> 00:08:34.240]:  back to the next page, bro, what the fuck is that dude, no way, yeah sure, take it,
[00:08:34.240 -> 00:08:37.720]:  yeah, I have plenty of money but I mean it would be nice, I've given a lot of money
[00:08:37.720 -> 00:08:44.920]:  to the site, I've lost a lot to chips a lot, I don't know how much I'm down, what's up
[00:08:44.920 -> 00:08:49.640]:  Aunty Jack, thank you brother, hello thank you for the Prime, yes I did, it was 1000
[00:08:49.640 -> 00:08:55.960]:  and I lost that to DICE 2 in 2 seconds, DICE swallowed that full as well, look at everything,
[00:08:55.960 -> 00:09:05.440]:  like it always does, crazy, play a black eyed beast song, I love this one, it hits,
[00:09:05.440 -> 00:09:13.240]:  what's up Orange Bud, I love Orange Bud, Orange Bud is a good bud, where's the love baby,
[00:09:13.240 -> 00:09:17.600]:  where's the love at guys, where is it, I can't find that shit, nowhere, I've been looking
[00:09:17.600 -> 00:09:27.320]:  for a while, it is a good song, the whole world addicted to the drama, they are, they
[00:09:27.320 -> 00:09:41.080]:  speak facts all throughout the song, what's up Johnny, oh that's old sorry, that's not
[00:09:41.080 -> 00:09:49.800]:  active, I'll do a giveaway today though, oh hell yeah, 500 bucks guys, thank you dude,
[00:09:49.800 -> 00:09:58.240]:  750, oh shit, fuck yeah, alright, the bandit I guess, I don't know, the bandit or the Zeus
[00:09:58.240 -> 00:10:07.000]:  guys, I'm feeling one of those, thank you bro, I'm down hello dude, down hello, this
[00:10:07.000 -> 00:10:17.960]:  one, see more, hmm, I don't see just slightly more than the bandit, yeah there it goes,
[00:10:17.960 -> 00:10:21.280]:  the three of y'all that just said it at the same time, seal the deal, we're going the
[00:10:21.280 -> 00:10:34.820]:  bandit, 360 no scopes, let's go guys, this pussy is about to squirt, do you have a pussy,
[00:10:34.820 -> 00:10:38.680]:  I don't want to see your pussy beep, I want nothing to do with that, I don't want to
[00:10:38.680 -> 00:10:42.840]:  see it, I don't want to smell it, I don't want to taste it, I don't want to do nothing
[00:10:42.840 -> 00:10:58.480]:  with it bro, fucking pussy, what, I had no idea, no it is true, is it true the story
[00:10:58.480 -> 00:11:15.860]:  of Niagara Falls, oh I don't want it, I said that, I don't want nothing to do with it,
[00:11:15.860 -> 00:11:24.200]:  anyways, I will, I worship you, I swear to God, I feel love anyways, one time I'm saying
[00:11:24.200 -> 00:11:29.440]:  bullshit, fucking rigged, next thing I'm saying, oh dude thank you so much bro, you're looking
[00:11:29.440 -> 00:11:54.220]:  out dude, hell yeah dude, holy shit, I'll be right back, full action of love, very few,
[00:11:54.220 -> 00:12:03.120]:  but then again a few other times, a few other times I'm saying, outcast, last time, everyone
[00:12:03.120 -> 00:12:11.640]:  is laughing at us, bullshit, what these days are doing, what these days are doing, I don't
[00:12:11.640 -> 00:12:41.340]:  want to see this, what these days are doing, I don't want to see this, I don't want to
[00:12:41.340 -> 00:12:45.360]:  ♪ And where is the love ♪
[00:12:45.360 -> 00:12:46.360]:  ♪ Sing with me, ah ♪
[00:12:46.360 -> 00:12:48.080]:  ♪ One more, one more ♪
[00:12:48.080 -> 00:12:48.920]:  ♪ We only got one more ♪
[00:12:48.920 -> 00:12:49.760]:  ♪ One more ♪
[00:12:49.760 -> 00:12:50.580]:  ♪ One more ♪
[00:12:50.580 -> 00:12:51.420]:  ♪ That's all we got ♪
[00:12:51.420 -> 00:12:53.060]:  ♪ One more, one more ♪
[00:12:53.060 -> 00:12:54.220]:  ♪ That's all that's wrong with it ♪
[00:12:54.220 -> 00:12:55.540]:  ♪ That's all that's wrong with it ♪
[00:12:55.540 -> 00:12:57.640]:  ♪ That's all that's wrong with the world, world ♪
[00:12:57.640 -> 00:13:00.740]:  ♪ Yeah, we only got one more, one more ♪
[00:13:00.740 -> 00:13:01.580]:  ♪ That's all we got ♪
[00:13:01.580 -> 00:13:04.580]:  ♪ One more, one more ♪
[00:13:04.580 -> 00:13:07.160]:  (upbeat music)
[00:13:07.160 -> 00:13:12.160]:  ♪ Shady ♪
[00:13:12.160 -> 00:13:16.160]:  ♪ Convict ♪
[00:13:16.160 -> 00:13:18.160]:  ♪ Up, up ♪
[00:13:18.160 -> 00:13:20.160]:  ♪ We got ♪
[00:13:20.160 -> 00:13:22.160]:  ♪ Slim shaded ♪
[00:13:22.160 -> 00:13:23.580]:  ♪ I see the one ♪
[00:13:23.580 -> 00:13:27.080]:  ♪ Could she be that lady ♪
[00:13:27.080 -> 00:13:31.080]:  ♪ I feel you creepin' out and see it from my shadow ♪
[00:13:31.080 -> 00:13:35.080]:  ♪ Gonna jump up in my Lamborghini Galado ♪
[00:13:35.080 -> 00:13:39.720]:  ♪ Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tybo ♪
[00:13:39.720 -> 00:13:42.380]:  - All right, what's up guys?
[00:13:42.380 -> 00:13:43.220]:  Oh, thank you.
[00:13:43.220 -> 00:13:45.400]:  All right, awesome man, thank you.
[00:13:45.400 -> 00:13:47.120]:  That's really generous of you.
[00:13:47.120 -> 00:13:49.280]:  Very nice of you, man.
[00:13:49.280 -> 00:13:50.120]:  Super nice.
[00:13:50.120 -> 00:13:53.160]:  Give me in.
[00:13:53.160 -> 00:13:54.400]:  Yes, we're in, guys.
[00:13:54.400 -> 00:13:56.820]:  Maybe it's super regular, we got it.
[00:13:56.820 -> 00:14:02.520]:  I'm gonna do it over here, trim to allow for.
[00:14:04.280 -> 00:14:05.120]:  What up, bitch?
[00:14:05.120 -> 00:14:06.360]:  Who the fuck are you, dude?
[00:14:06.360 -> 00:14:07.200]:  Let's see you get a stream
[00:14:07.200 -> 00:14:09.120]:  and get as many followers as I got.
[00:14:09.120 -> 00:14:10.080]:  You couldn't do it.
[00:14:10.080 -> 00:14:12.300]:  Oh, I get upgraded to a super.
[00:14:12.300 -> 00:14:13.960]:  How do you like them apples, buddy?
[00:14:13.960 -> 00:14:20.760]:  ♪ From my shadow ♪
[00:14:20.760 -> 00:14:22.680]:  Who the fuck are you?
[00:14:22.680 -> 00:14:23.520]:  Nobody.
[00:14:23.520 -> 00:14:27.360]:  ♪ And just kick it like Tybo ♪
[00:14:27.360 -> 00:14:29.120]:  Oh, we got a clover.
[00:14:29.120 -> 00:14:30.920]:  Ooh, that's a good start.
[00:14:30.920 -> 00:14:31.840]:  Oh, that's a good start.
[00:14:31.840 -> 00:14:32.960]:  That's a good start.
[00:14:32.960 -> 00:14:35.240]:  Oh my god, $290.
[00:14:35.240 -> 00:14:36.680]:  Holy shit.
[00:14:36.680 -> 00:14:38.120]:  Nice.
[00:14:38.120 -> 00:14:38.960]:  Come on, give me some more.
[00:14:38.960 -> 00:14:40.840]:  We got eight spins left in this hoe.
[00:14:40.840 -> 00:14:42.140]:  Come on, dude, let's go.
[00:14:42.140 -> 00:14:44.360]:  Oh, listen to that.
[00:14:44.360 -> 00:14:54.000]:  ♪ They gonna run this thing on ♪
[00:14:54.000 -> 00:14:54.840]:  Good vibes, guys.
[00:14:54.840 -> 00:14:56.120]:  Hello, hello, good vibes.
[00:14:56.120 -> 00:14:59.960]:  Come on, big hit, big hit, cauldrons.
[00:14:59.960 -> 00:15:01.220]:  Oh, we got two clovers.
[00:15:01.220 -> 00:15:02.760]:  That's not gonna do much, actually.
[00:15:02.760 -> 00:15:03.680]:  That's all right.
[00:15:03.680 -> 00:15:04.620]:  Extra cash.
[00:15:04.620 -> 00:15:09.760]:  I don't know if you never visited the site.
[00:15:09.760 -> 00:15:12.760]:  That's interesting that you wouldn't just go look.
[00:15:12.760 -> 00:15:13.600]:  Weird.
[00:15:13.600 -> 00:15:15.640]:  Very strange to me.
[00:15:15.640 -> 00:15:17.000]:  $400, let's fucking go.
[00:15:17.000 -> 00:15:18.600]:  We got a band.
[00:15:18.600 -> 00:15:19.800]:  Let's fucking go, guys.
[00:15:19.800 -> 00:15:22.280]:  Buy a 150 super.
[00:15:22.280 -> 00:15:29.880]:  ♪ That big little lotto ♪
[00:15:29.880 -> 00:15:31.160]:  Thanks for cleaning that up.
[00:15:32.000 -> 00:15:34.580]:  (upbeat music)
[00:15:34.580 -> 00:15:37.240]:  Oh, look at that combo.
[00:15:37.240 -> 00:15:38.080]:  It's priming.
[00:15:38.080 -> 00:15:38.920]:  It's priming.
[00:15:38.920 -> 00:15:40.180]:  Oh my god.
[00:15:40.180 -> 00:15:41.020]:  Big boner balls.
[00:15:41.020 -> 00:15:42.200]:  Are you gonna bet on UFC?
[00:15:42.200 -> 00:15:43.840]:  I actually don't want UFC.
[00:15:43.840 -> 00:15:45.720]:  Nor, check this out, Nick.
[00:15:45.720 -> 00:15:48.560]:  I've not once placed a sports bet in my life.
[00:15:48.560 -> 00:15:52.200]:  Did you just get cleaned on that shit, Terb?
[00:15:52.200 -> 00:15:53.680]:  Oh, man.
[00:15:53.680 -> 00:15:55.080]:  Dude, go throw it all on black.
[00:15:55.080 -> 00:15:56.240]:  Twice in a row.
[00:15:56.240 -> 00:15:57.440]:  You're gonna win it all.
[00:15:57.440 -> 00:16:00.680]:  You're gonna win it all.
[00:16:00.680 -> 00:16:02.880]:  Let's go double-check it on black.
[00:16:02.880 -> 00:16:04.540]:  We got two cauldrons, holy shit.
[00:16:04.540 -> 00:16:08.340]:  Not very often.
[00:16:08.340 -> 00:16:13.920]:  ♪ Get your dip on my shadow ♪
[00:16:13.920 -> 00:16:19.560]:  Oh, this song's gonna put me in a good mood.
[00:16:19.560 -> 00:16:21.000]:  Sir.
[00:16:21.000 -> 00:16:21.840]:  Oh, nice.
[00:16:21.840 -> 00:16:22.680]:  That's not bad.
[00:16:22.680 -> 00:16:26.520]:  Yeah, you got class.
[00:16:26.520 -> 00:16:28.280]:  Hell yeah, I'd put nothing on her.
[00:16:29.240 -> 00:16:32.520]:  ♪ Girls just wanna dance ♪
[00:16:32.520 -> 00:16:34.040]:  Oh, we lost, of course.
[00:16:34.040 -> 00:16:42.140]:  I'm gonna just tell y'all something right here.
[00:16:42.140 -> 00:16:45.560]:  There are very few of y'all that would,
[00:16:45.560 -> 00:16:48.360]:  that would honestly.
[00:16:48.360 -> 00:16:49.760]:  Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about, Silent.
[00:16:49.760 -> 00:16:51.360]:  Shut up, bitch.
[00:16:51.360 -> 00:16:54.280]:  Listen, there are very few of y'all
[00:16:54.280 -> 00:16:55.320]:  that could do what I can do.
[00:16:55.320 -> 00:16:57.640]:  I'm not saying I'm better than anybody.
[00:16:57.640 -> 00:16:59.440]:  Goddamn right, Kelsey. Yeah, you are.
[00:16:59.440 -> 00:17:01.000]:  Yeah, you're right about that.
[00:17:01.000 -> 00:17:03.080]:  But listen, guys, there are very few
[00:17:03.080 -> 00:17:04.760]:  of y'all that could do it every day.
[00:17:04.760 -> 00:17:07.020]:  Endure all this fake bullshit, dude.
[00:17:07.020 -> 00:17:09.720]:  The fakeness is fucking unreal.
[00:17:09.720 -> 00:17:12.680]:  You just, you take everything in sarcasm after a while,
[00:17:12.680 -> 00:17:16.360]:  'cause you meet so many ingenuine people on fucking line.
[00:17:16.360 -> 00:17:18.000]:  Everyone fucking sucks, dude.
[00:17:18.000 -> 00:17:19.400]:  Everybody fucking sucks,
[00:17:19.400 -> 00:17:20.720]:  and this is what they want me to do.
[00:17:20.720 -> 00:17:22.080]:  They want me to explode, bro.
[00:17:22.080 -> 00:17:23.760]:  They want me to show my emotions.
[00:17:23.760 -> 00:17:26.160]:  Fucking bunch of fucking losers, bro.
[00:17:26.160 -> 00:17:28.600]:  Absolute pure pieces of trash.
[00:17:28.600 -> 00:17:31.520]:  Not fucking good people at all, to say the least.
[00:17:31.520 -> 00:17:32.560]:  Fuck you.
[00:17:32.560 -> 00:17:34.360]:  Fuck all you guys that hate on me.
[00:17:34.360 -> 00:17:36.320]:  Bunch of fucking losers, bro.
[00:17:36.320 -> 00:17:38.120]:  Fucking unbelievable, dude.
[00:17:38.120 -> 00:17:40.440]:  You have no right to fucking disrespect me like that
[00:17:40.440 -> 00:17:41.800]:  every day of your life.
[00:17:41.800 -> 00:17:43.080]:  That's bullshit, bro.
[00:17:43.080 -> 00:17:45.480]:  People that think you have good intentions,
[00:17:45.480 -> 00:17:47.440]:  get the fuck out of my face, bro.
[00:17:47.440 -> 00:17:50.200]:  You're a fake motherfucker, lots of y'all.
[00:17:50.200 -> 00:17:51.600]:  Fucking fake snakes.
[00:17:51.600 -> 00:17:54.000]:  All right, guys.
[00:17:54.000 -> 00:17:55.920]:  Sometimes it's not all rainbows
[00:17:55.920 -> 00:17:57.840]:  and you know what I'm saying?
[00:17:57.840 -> 00:17:58.680]:  I don't always like that.
[00:17:58.680 -> 00:18:00.520]:  I've been streaming for five years, bro.
[00:18:00.520 -> 00:18:01.560]:  Over five years.
[00:18:01.560 -> 00:18:04.320]:  It's fucking fucked my whole life up, dude.
[00:18:04.320 -> 00:18:05.920]:  I can tell you that much.
[00:18:05.920 -> 00:18:06.760]:  Hello, locale.
[00:18:06.760 -> 00:18:08.240]:  Yeah, show 'em.
[00:18:08.240 -> 00:18:09.520]:  How about you get on the mic with me
[00:18:09.520 -> 00:18:11.000]:  and say something over the mic.
[00:18:11.000 -> 00:18:11.840]:  We'll hear how masculine
[00:18:11.840 -> 00:18:13.600]:  and how fucking brave you really are.
[00:18:13.600 -> 00:18:15.860]:  It's really easy to talk behind a keyboard.
[00:18:15.860 -> 00:18:16.700]:  Isn't it, buddy?
[00:18:16.700 -> 00:18:17.540]:  It is.
[00:18:17.540 -> 00:18:18.880]:  It's very easy.
[00:18:18.880 -> 00:18:19.720]:  I don't know.
[00:18:19.720 -> 00:18:20.600]:  It's 'cause I show my emotions.
[00:18:20.600 -> 00:18:22.000]:  I let it get to me, bro.
[00:18:22.000 -> 00:18:23.880]:  I let it get to me, that's why, bro.
[00:18:23.880 -> 00:18:25.280]:  It's 'cause I let it get to me,
[00:18:25.280 -> 00:18:26.960]:  and it makes them feel better
[00:18:26.960 -> 00:18:28.800]:  when they fucking do this bullshit.
[00:18:28.800 -> 00:18:30.200]:  It makes them feel better.
[00:18:30.200 -> 00:18:32.680]:  It literally makes them feel better as a person.
[00:18:32.680 -> 00:18:34.960]:  It makes them feel good doing this shit.
[00:18:34.960 -> 00:18:37.200]:  Keyboard Warriors, it's so sad.
[00:18:37.200 -> 00:18:39.280]:  Bro, if you know how many people I've had
[00:18:39.280 -> 00:18:43.000]:  in my voice call and my Discord with 30 people
[00:18:43.000 -> 00:18:48.000]:  and not one person, I could shut every single person up.
[00:18:48.000 -> 00:18:50.080]:  Every single person that tried to talk down to me,
[00:18:50.080 -> 00:18:51.400]:  tried to make fun of me,
[00:18:51.400 -> 00:18:53.640]:  I'd make them shut the fuck up easily.
[00:18:53.640 -> 00:18:54.480]:  I'm serious, dude.
[00:18:54.480 -> 00:18:56.120]:  I would make 'em look like a dumbass.
[00:18:56.120 -> 00:18:57.360]:  Make 'em look like a straight beta.
[00:18:57.360 -> 00:19:00.580]:  It's bullshit 'cause none of it's deserved to begin with.
[00:19:00.580 -> 00:19:02.820]:  To begin with, it's not deserved to begin with.
[00:19:02.820 -> 00:19:03.760]:  Why?
[00:19:03.760 -> 00:19:04.600]:  Why?
[00:19:04.600 -> 00:19:06.720]:  It's not, dude, it's not right, dude.
[00:19:06.720 -> 00:19:07.760]:  It's just 'cause other people do it
[00:19:07.760 -> 00:19:09.200]:  doesn't make it right, guys.
[00:19:09.200 -> 00:19:11.120]:  Just 'cause other people hate on me and make fun of me
[00:19:11.120 -> 00:19:12.340]:  doesn't make it right, dude.
[00:19:12.340 -> 00:19:14.560]:  I'm not fucking perfect, dude, nor do I have to be.
[00:19:14.560 -> 00:19:15.760]:  So fuck you fucking pussies.
[00:19:15.760 -> 00:19:17.220]:  I fuck with me all the time.
[00:19:17.220 -> 00:19:18.260]:  God damn.
[00:19:18.260 -> 00:19:19.280]:  Leave me the fuck alone, dude.
[00:19:19.280 -> 00:19:20.920]:  Leave me the fuck alone, bro.
[00:19:20.920 -> 00:19:23.560]:  I'm only here on stream, and just let me do my own thing.
[00:19:23.560 -> 00:19:24.400]:  God damn, dude.
[00:19:24.400 -> 00:19:26.240]:  That goes for so many of y'all, dude.
[00:19:26.240 -> 00:19:27.820]:  Holy shit, I don't hate my life, dude.
[00:19:27.820 -> 00:19:30.240]:  I don't hate my life one love at all.
[00:19:30.240 -> 00:19:32.340]:  I don't, I get out of bed with ease every morning.
[00:19:32.340 -> 00:19:34.680]:  I get out of my bed, I almost jump out of bed.
[00:19:34.680 -> 00:19:36.580]:  I almost jump out of bed every morning.
[00:19:36.580 -> 00:19:37.420]:  Damn, dude.
[00:19:37.420 -> 00:19:45.960]:  Oh, well, anyways.
[00:19:45.960 -> 00:19:46.800]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:19:46.800 -> 00:19:52.000]:  All right.
[00:19:52.920 -> 00:19:54.360]:  Yeah, I do, too.
[00:19:54.360 -> 00:19:56.940]:  That's why I would never do a sleeping stream, Hercules.
[00:19:56.940 -> 00:19:59.120]:  If my ass would probably walk across the room
[00:19:59.120 -> 00:20:01.440]:  with a big-ass boner and not have any idea
[00:20:01.440 -> 00:20:02.440]:  that my camera's on.
[00:20:02.440 -> 00:20:06.240]:  Might do a little morning jumping jacks or something.
[00:20:06.240 -> 00:20:07.560]:  Might do a few jumping jacks,
[00:20:07.560 -> 00:20:09.760]:  do a little extra, maybe a little push-up.
[00:20:09.760 -> 00:20:10.880]:  And my boner would be right there,
[00:20:10.880 -> 00:20:14.080]:  and everybody would be watching me, and I'd have no idea.
[00:20:14.080 -> 00:20:15.360]:  That's why I don't do that.
[00:20:15.360 -> 00:20:16.960]:  That's why I don't do that, boss.
[00:20:20.560 -> 00:20:22.560]:  Real shit, though, that's what would happen.
[00:20:22.560 -> 00:20:29.600]:  Oh, stop dropping two and threes.
[00:20:29.600 -> 00:20:33.120]:  No, you just stop when your tip hits the carpet
[00:20:33.120 -> 00:20:33.960]:  or the floor.
[00:20:33.960 -> 00:20:36.960]:  No, no, what the?
[00:20:36.960 -> 00:20:38.560]:  That's not a cop paint direction.
[00:20:38.560 -> 00:20:41.060]:  Have you ever done morning jumping jacks?
[00:20:41.060 -> 00:20:44.480]:  Well, I have, plenty of times.
[00:20:44.480 -> 00:20:45.640]:  Every time, yeah.
[00:20:45.640 -> 00:20:47.000]:  Oh, we're in, we're in, guys.
[00:20:47.000 -> 00:20:50.520]:  480 feature, 480 feature, 480 feature, guys.
[00:20:50.520 -> 00:20:52.360]:  Do you ever have a car in the car?
[00:20:52.360 -> 00:20:54.800]:  My mom has a car, she doesn't need one.
[00:20:54.800 -> 00:20:57.080]:  Oh, she need a car, she already has one.
[00:20:57.080 -> 00:20:57.920]:  She need a new one?
[00:20:57.920 -> 00:20:58.880]:  I didn't know that.
[00:20:58.880 -> 00:21:02.680]:  I want your body.
[00:21:02.680 -> 00:21:03.520]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:21:03.520 -> 00:21:04.560]:  Nice.
[00:21:04.560 -> 00:21:05.400]:  Love that.
[00:21:05.400 -> 00:21:07.280]:  This is how it starts off every time.
[00:21:07.280 -> 00:21:08.360]:  Five dead spins.
[00:21:08.360 -> 00:21:15.200]:  You need one, bro, bro, no.
[00:21:15.200 -> 00:21:16.040]:  I don't even gotta look at it,
[00:21:16.040 -> 00:21:18.840]:  I know it's gonna be a garbage fucking hit.
[00:21:18.840 -> 00:21:20.200]:  Garbage, garbage, garbage.
[00:21:20.560 -> 00:21:21.400]:  Waste of time.
[00:21:21.400 -> 00:21:27.920]:  I don't have none, dude.
[00:21:27.920 -> 00:21:28.740]:  Wish I did.
[00:21:28.740 -> 00:21:32.520]:  I don't even gotta look at the feet,
[00:21:32.520 -> 00:21:35.040]:  I already know it's gonna be a garbage.
[00:21:35.040 -> 00:21:36.440]:  Oh, yeah, you're good.
[00:21:36.440 -> 00:21:38.440]:  Nice, a 480 feature.
[00:21:38.440 -> 00:21:40.480]:  Whoops, bought one.
[00:21:40.480 -> 00:21:42.200]:  480 buy, whoops.
[00:21:42.200 -> 00:21:44.920]:  I need to do that.
[00:21:44.920 -> 00:21:45.760]:  Here we go.
[00:21:45.760 -> 00:21:49.120]:  There it is, look at that, multi here.
[00:21:50.120 -> 00:21:52.560]:  Come on, damn.
[00:21:52.560 -> 00:21:54.200]:  Oh, you fucking little cunt.
[00:21:54.200 -> 00:21:56.760]:  Vagina.
[00:21:56.760 -> 00:21:59.560]:  Dude, this is such a vagina, dude.
[00:21:59.560 -> 00:22:02.160]:  I mean, 100% of the way, 100%.
[00:22:02.160 -> 00:22:03.800]:  What are you trying to say, Dark Fury?
[00:22:03.800 -> 00:22:05.560]:  What's wrong, brody?
[00:22:05.560 -> 00:22:07.160]:  Speak, you don't use low emojis.
[00:22:07.160 -> 00:22:09.360]:  Speak your mind, bro, what's up?
[00:22:09.360 -> 00:22:12.160]:  Do you have a problem, some sort?
[00:22:12.160 -> 00:22:15.080]:  Did you, is it 'cause I can't win on gambling?
[00:22:15.080 -> 00:22:17.400]:  It's all gambling, bro.
[00:22:17.400 -> 00:22:19.720]:  I mean, can't win every time, dude.
[00:22:19.720 -> 00:22:26.280]:  Hello, you forget how to type, Dark Fury?
[00:22:26.280 -> 00:22:33.840]:  I feel like dog shit.
[00:22:33.840 -> 00:22:34.800]:  No, you cannot make it, dude.
[00:22:34.800 -> 00:22:36.160]:  No, you cannot.
[00:22:36.160 -> 00:22:37.760]:  I don't fuck with you, y'all.
[00:22:37.760 -> 00:22:38.880]:  You boys give me bad vibes,
[00:22:38.880 -> 00:22:39.720]:  like you're better than me.
[00:22:39.720 -> 00:22:41.380]:  Fuck you, fuck pussy.
[00:22:41.380 -> 00:22:43.480]:  Sorry, pussy boy.
[00:22:45.640 -> 00:22:47.120]:  Then I gotta say, you're gonna make me look
[00:22:47.120 -> 00:22:48.680]:  like the bad guy now, trust me.
[00:22:48.680 -> 00:22:50.040]:  That's what everybody does.
[00:22:50.040 -> 00:22:52.720]:  So cringe, dude, so fucking cringe.
[00:22:52.720 -> 00:22:55.120]:  It's so fucking cringe, bro.
[00:22:55.120 -> 00:22:56.240]:  It is a waste of time.
[00:22:56.240 -> 00:22:59.480]:  Every day of my life.
[00:22:59.480 -> 00:23:02.080]:  This is some weird get-together, weird bullshit.
[00:23:02.080 -> 00:23:03.080]:  Watch out.
[00:23:03.080 -> 00:23:03.920]:  Sick those.
[00:23:03.920 -> 00:23:05.880]:  Sick in the mind.
[00:23:05.880 -> 00:23:10.160]:  I'm not perfect, but goddamn, I would never do that.
[00:23:10.160 -> 00:23:11.960]:  Ever, ever, ever.
[00:23:11.960 -> 00:23:14.440]:  Ever, ever, ever would I do that.
[00:23:14.440 -> 00:23:17.040]:  No, sir, I would never prey on someone's downfall.
[00:23:17.040 -> 00:23:18.400]:  That's just weird obsession.
[00:23:18.400 -> 00:23:22.400]:  House with the blue.
[00:23:22.400 -> 00:23:25.840]:  Keep hitting, keep fucking hitting.
[00:23:25.840 -> 00:23:26.720]:  Give me another multi.
[00:23:26.720 -> 00:23:28.400]:  God, of course not.
[00:23:28.400 -> 00:23:32.040]:  It is fitting.
[00:23:32.040 -> 00:23:33.920]:  It is fitting.
[00:23:33.920 -> 00:23:39.040]:  Cookie jar, I don't even know that one.
[00:23:39.040 -> 00:23:40.080]:  Which one's that?
[00:23:40.080 -> 00:23:40.920]:  Who's that by?
[00:23:40.920 -> 00:23:43.760]:  Who's cookie jar by, beast?
[00:23:43.760 -> 00:23:45.840]:  Is it by the people that do blue?
[00:23:45.840 -> 00:23:47.320]:  No way.
[00:23:47.320 -> 00:23:49.360]:  Oh my God, no way.
[00:23:49.360 -> 00:23:51.800]:  Oh my God, no way, guys.
[00:23:51.800 -> 00:23:53.680]:  Oh my God, no way.
[00:23:53.680 -> 00:23:55.200]:  Oh, that's good.
[00:23:55.200 -> 00:23:56.040]:  Oh my God.
[00:23:56.040 -> 00:24:00.760]:  Just remember, what does it mean to?
[00:24:00.760 -> 00:24:04.200]:  I'm talking to me, yo.
[00:24:04.200 -> 00:24:10.280]:  Who's that by?
[00:24:10.280 -> 00:24:11.760]:  That's my real question.
[00:24:11.760 -> 00:24:13.760]:  There's the cookie jar by.
[00:24:13.760 -> 00:24:23.160]:  Got homies.
[00:24:23.160 -> 00:24:25.840]:  Hell no, Santo.
[00:24:25.840 -> 00:24:26.880]:  No way.
[00:24:26.880 -> 00:24:28.600]:  Oh, that's better, that's better.
[00:24:28.600 -> 00:24:33.200]:  No, the one with the best one by those guys
[00:24:33.200 -> 00:24:37.800]:  was the one with the Patrick from fucking Fall Out Boy.
[00:24:37.800 -> 00:24:39.680]:  When that shit fires, what was the name of that song?
[00:24:39.680 -> 00:24:40.640]:  Anybody know?
[00:24:40.640 -> 00:24:42.360]:  You guys know what you're talking about?
[00:24:42.360 -> 00:24:44.760]:  Fall Out Boy singer and Jim Class Heroes.
[00:24:44.760 -> 00:24:46.680]:  Nobody does.
[00:24:46.680 -> 00:24:48.640]:  It was really good, it was a great song.
[00:24:48.640 -> 00:24:50.440]:  Finally won, guys.
[00:24:50.440 -> 00:24:51.440]:  Evil, you're looking.
[00:24:51.440 -> 00:24:53.440]:  Oh, give me multi here, give me multi here.
[00:24:53.440 -> 00:24:56.680]:  No, it's not true at all.
[00:24:56.680 -> 00:24:58.960]:  I've just had terrible experiences with them.
[00:24:58.960 -> 00:25:00.800]:  And most of them hate me.
[00:25:00.800 -> 00:25:02.480]:  But it's not even like that, dude.
[00:25:02.480 -> 00:25:05.840]:  There's girls out there I totally get along with.
[00:25:05.840 -> 00:25:07.640]:  It's most of them, all the girls I've been with
[00:25:07.640 -> 00:25:09.080]:  have all fucked me over.
[00:25:09.080 -> 00:25:10.560]:  Deceive me, played a bunch of mind games.
[00:25:10.560 -> 00:25:13.800]:  I'm not sexy, I'm trying to get a little
[00:25:13.800 -> 00:25:14.840]:  something decent here.
[00:25:14.840 -> 00:25:19.800]:  All right, nice guys, 890.
[00:25:19.800 -> 00:25:23.240]:  I'm not sexy at all, sorry.
[00:25:23.240 -> 00:25:26.720]:  Yeah, if it's a hater, it's probably telling you
[00:25:26.720 -> 00:25:28.840]:  intrusive information.
[00:25:28.840 -> 00:25:31.000]:  Yeah, I got, yeah, yeah, of course, 20.
[00:25:31.000 -> 00:25:34.040]:  You got free spins on barrel slot?
[00:25:34.040 -> 00:25:36.440]:  Okay, yeah, I'm gonna do those later.
[00:25:36.440 -> 00:25:37.760]:  I'm gonna spend one, I'm gonna use my money here
[00:25:37.760 -> 00:25:38.960]:  and spend some shit.
[00:25:39.800 -> 00:25:42.440]:  ♪ Oh, how could you be so hard ♪
[00:25:42.440 -> 00:25:44.240]:  I'll do a bonus on later, maybe.
[00:25:44.240 -> 00:25:45.480]:  ♪ Talking, talking ♪
[00:25:45.480 -> 00:25:46.320]:  Yeti quest.
[00:25:46.320 -> 00:25:49.800]:  ♪ In town, baby, let's just knock it out ♪
[00:25:49.800 -> 00:25:51.960]:  What's the one with that one?
[00:25:51.960 -> 00:25:54.400]:  You guys, no one knew it, apparently.
[00:25:54.400 -> 00:25:56.840]:  It's crazy, not one of y'all knew that song, huh?
[00:25:56.840 -> 00:25:57.680]:  Not one.
[00:25:57.680 -> 00:26:00.600]:  ♪ And you just gon' keep hating me ♪
[00:26:00.600 -> 00:26:03.280]:  He's gonna turn the stream on.
[00:26:03.280 -> 00:26:04.640]:  Did anybody say keep it, Coach Hochul?
[00:26:04.640 -> 00:26:05.560]:  Did anybody say that?
[00:26:05.560 -> 00:26:09.720]:  ♪ Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa ♪
[00:26:09.720 -> 00:26:12.440]:  ♪ Take a look at my girlfriend ♪
[00:26:12.440 -> 00:26:14.760]:  ♪ She's the only one I got ♪
[00:26:14.760 -> 00:26:15.600]:  This song's fire.
[00:26:15.600 -> 00:26:18.600]:  ♪ And now I'm with my girlfriend ♪
[00:26:18.600 -> 00:26:20.200]:  ♪ I never seem to feel like ♪
[00:26:20.200 -> 00:26:22.920]:  Pretty sure that Onyx, you sound like a real one, thank you.
[00:26:22.920 -> 00:26:25.080]:  Thanks for tuning in, brother.
[00:26:25.080 -> 00:26:27.520]:  There are people in this world, very weird.
[00:26:27.520 -> 00:26:28.360]:  What do you want?
[00:26:28.360 -> 00:26:30.120]:  ♪ But my mind will tell in love again ♪
[00:26:30.120 -> 00:26:33.440]:  ♪ It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend ♪
[00:26:33.440 -> 00:26:35.480]:  Bunch of fakes, all I deal with.
[00:26:35.480 -> 00:26:37.000]:  It's fake people.
[00:26:37.000 -> 00:26:37.840]:  Such bullshit.
[00:26:37.840 -> 00:26:42.000]:  ♪ And I'm afraid I might give in ♪
[00:26:42.000 -> 00:26:44.720]:  ♪ Tiles on the mat, my white flag is waving ♪
[00:26:44.720 -> 00:26:47.040]:  Let's just lose it all real quick.
[00:26:47.040 -> 00:26:48.240]:  This is such bullshit, bro.
[00:26:48.240 -> 00:26:49.600]:  I'm gonna quit streaming soon, dude.
[00:26:49.600 -> 00:26:50.840]:  I think I really am.
[00:26:50.840 -> 00:26:52.640]:  I've been thinking about it for like a month now.
[00:26:52.640 -> 00:26:54.600]:  I am miserable doing this, dude.
[00:26:54.600 -> 00:26:56.380]:  Miserable acting like I got all my shit together
[00:26:56.380 -> 00:26:58.160]:  and everybody fucking hates me
[00:26:58.160 -> 00:26:59.400]:  for whatever fucking reason, bro.
[00:26:59.400 -> 00:27:00.820]:  I'm straight gonna quit, dude.
[00:27:00.820 -> 00:27:02.920]:  I can't do this much longer, dude, at all.
[00:27:02.920 -> 00:27:04.160]:  This is such fucking bullshit.
[00:27:04.160 -> 00:27:05.520]:  It tires me the fuck out.
[00:27:05.520 -> 00:27:06.680]:  It's exhausting.
[00:27:06.680 -> 00:27:08.720]:  All I deal with is fake people all the time
[00:27:08.720 -> 00:27:11.520]:  that show no love and have no love for me whatsoever.
[00:27:11.520 -> 00:27:13.640]:  It's actually really fucking bullshit, dude.
[00:27:13.640 -> 00:27:16.360]:  I fucking hate my life, dude, 'cause of my streaming.
[00:27:16.360 -> 00:27:18.260]:  Streaming makes me hate my life, bro.
[00:27:18.260 -> 00:27:19.960]:  It makes me miserable, bro.
[00:27:19.960 -> 00:27:21.080]:  And everyone acts like they like me,
[00:27:21.080 -> 00:27:22.920]:  but no one gives a fuck about me, dude.
[00:27:22.920 -> 00:27:24.800]:  It's a bunch of fucking bullshit, dude.
[00:27:24.800 -> 00:27:26.440]:  What the fuck do you want?
[00:27:26.440 -> 00:27:27.400]:  What do you want?
[00:27:27.400 -> 00:27:28.440]:  ♪ Oh, for my city ♪
[00:27:28.440 -> 00:27:29.360]:  ♪ When they see me ♪
[00:27:29.360 -> 00:27:30.200]:  ♪ I'll be traffic ♪
[00:27:30.200 -> 00:27:31.160]:  They say, "Geez."
[00:27:31.160 -> 00:27:32.320]:  ♪ On some other shit ♪
[00:27:32.320 -> 00:27:33.920]:  ♪ And them pussy niggas running ♪
[00:27:33.920 -> 00:27:37.560]:  ♪ Let's trade back to the dealership ♪
[00:27:37.560 -> 00:27:38.720]:  ♪ Right off the nest ♪
[00:27:38.720 -> 00:27:39.640]:  Come on, bitch.
[00:27:39.640 -> 00:27:40.880]:  Fucking whore.
[00:27:40.880 -> 00:27:42.720]:  Pick it all, you fucking cheap bastard.
[00:27:42.720 -> 00:27:46.360]:  Party card, yeah, that's my, oh, another retrain.
[00:27:46.360 -> 00:27:47.360]:  No way.
[00:27:47.360 -> 00:27:48.200]:  No way.
[00:27:48.200 -> 00:27:52.300]:  Oh, none of, it'll just get twisted and turned
[00:27:52.300 -> 00:27:54.280]:  if I ever talked about my problems.
[00:27:54.280 -> 00:27:55.600]:  Another retrain, yeah.
[00:27:55.600 -> 00:27:57.440]:  Nope.
[00:27:57.440 -> 00:28:00.200]:  Nothing stupid.
[00:28:00.200 -> 00:28:02.080]:  Just give me my fucking 150 already.
[00:28:02.080 -> 00:28:03.800]:  Fuck you.
[00:28:04.640 -> 00:28:06.460]:  Or the, yeah, fuck you.
[00:28:06.460 -> 00:28:12.120]:  Oh, for my city.
[00:28:12.120 -> 00:28:19.520]:  Look at that bullshit.
[00:28:19.520 -> 00:28:20.700]:  Yeah, right.
[00:28:20.700 -> 00:28:28.800]:  I'm gonna go deposit somewhere else, dude.
[00:28:28.800 -> 00:28:30.080]:  I'm good on this.
[00:28:30.080 -> 00:28:31.320]:  I'm actually good on this, dude.
[00:28:31.320 -> 00:28:33.680]:  I've lost like 30, yeah.
[00:28:33.680 -> 00:28:35.200]:  It's fucking crazy, dude.
[00:28:35.200 -> 00:28:36.980]:  It's all about how I act, bro.
[00:28:36.980 -> 00:28:37.860]:  Fuck this, dude.
[00:28:37.860 -> 00:28:39.600]:  Fuck this, bro.
[00:28:39.600 -> 00:28:41.400]:  You hear me?
[00:28:41.400 -> 00:28:42.720]:  I'm going, dude, I'm done.
[00:28:42.720 -> 00:28:44.880]:  This is, this is just, it ain't right, dude.
[00:28:44.880 -> 00:28:46.000]:  I ain't getting treated right, dude.
[00:28:46.000 -> 00:28:46.840]:  Fuck you.
[00:28:46.840 -> 00:28:48.080]:  You don't fucking value me.
[00:28:48.080 -> 00:28:49.620]:  You don't fucking respect me.
[00:28:49.620 -> 00:28:51.200]:  Fucking burn balls.
[00:28:51.200 -> 00:28:53.620]:  Fucking burn balls.
[00:28:53.620 -> 00:28:54.720]:  Yeah, this is your fault.
[00:28:54.720 -> 00:28:56.040]:  This ain't my fault.
[00:28:56.040 -> 00:28:57.680]:  I didn't do shit wrong.
[00:28:57.680 -> 00:28:59.120]:  I didn't do shit wrong, dog.
[00:28:59.120 -> 00:29:00.520]:  I didn't do shit wrong, dude.
[00:29:00.520 -> 00:29:02.760]:  You're the one that's been a dickhead since the beginning.
[00:29:02.760 -> 00:29:04.160]:  Trying to act like you fucked with me.
[00:29:04.160 -> 00:29:05.080]:  The fuck do you want?
[00:29:05.080 -> 00:29:06.640]:  All my viewers' money!
[00:29:06.640 -> 00:29:08.000]:  And my money!
[00:29:08.000 -> 00:29:09.040]:  My money!
[00:29:09.040 -> 00:29:11.480]:  And I'm fucking down tremendously.
[00:29:11.480 -> 00:29:14.000]:  Guess what this motherfucker said to me yesterday?
[00:29:14.000 -> 00:29:15.680]:  We can work around something where I'm gonna give you
[00:29:15.680 -> 00:29:18.600]:  a $1,000 if you're down for the week.
[00:29:18.600 -> 00:29:19.920]:  A thousand dollars?
[00:29:19.920 -> 00:29:23.280]:  He tries to act like he gives me so many juicers?
[00:29:23.280 -> 00:29:27.240]:  I'm literally down from my raw deposits, man.
[00:29:27.240 -> 00:29:29.480]:  This shit's fucking rigged as fuck.
[00:29:29.480 -> 00:29:30.800]:  This shit's fucking rigged as fuck, dude.
[00:29:30.800 -> 00:29:32.720]:  This shit's fucking rigged as fuck, dude.
[00:29:32.720 -> 00:29:34.720]:  It is so fucking rigged, bro.
[00:29:34.720 -> 00:29:36.800]:  Look at the fucking affiliate money I've got.
[00:29:36.800 -> 00:29:39.240]:  It's like $10, what the fuck is that?
[00:29:39.240 -> 00:29:40.720]:  What are you doing, bro?
[00:29:40.720 -> 00:29:42.840]:  You friends with Bean, aren't you?
[00:29:42.840 -> 00:29:43.800]:  I know he is, actually.
[00:29:43.800 -> 00:29:44.720]:  Actually, I found that out.
[00:29:44.720 -> 00:29:46.080]:  He's friends with Bean.
[00:29:46.080 -> 00:29:48.520]:  I fucking hate my life, and y'all win, man.
[00:29:48.520 -> 00:29:50.080]:  Y'all fucking win.
[00:29:50.080 -> 00:29:52.200]:  You guys win 'cause I'm fucking miserable.
[00:29:52.200 -> 00:29:53.800]:  Thank you so much, man.
[00:29:53.800 -> 00:29:55.240]:  Thank you so much, dude.
[00:29:55.240 -> 00:29:56.800]:  I really appreciate it, bro.
[00:29:56.800 -> 00:29:57.920]:  You're such a good person.
[00:29:57.920 -> 00:29:58.760]:  Psych!
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