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[00:00:00.920 -> 00:00:01.840]:  What happened?
[00:00:01.840 -> 00:00:03.000]:  I...
[00:00:03.000 -> 00:00:06.720]:  I went to go take a piss.
[00:00:06.720 -> 00:00:07.720]:  I missed it.
[00:00:07.720 -> 00:00:09.060]:  What happened?
[00:00:09.060 -> 00:00:10.980]:  I- I missed it!
[00:00:10.980 -> 00:00:11.980]:  What happened?
[00:00:11.980 -> 00:00:15.980]:  I just banged your mom and came in 30 seconds.
[00:00:15.980 -> 00:00:17.520]:  It's my new record.
[00:00:17.520 -> 00:00:19.280]:  It's my new record.
[00:00:19.280 -> 00:00:20.060]:  Babe?
[00:00:20.060 -> 00:00:21.820]:  Aren't you gonna clean that up your face?
[00:00:21.820 -> 00:00:24.620]:  280B?
[00:00:24.620 -> 00:00:25.820]:  Mrs. 280B?
[00:00:25.820 -> 00:00:26.960]:  Damn!
[00:00:26.960 -> 00:00:27.460]:  He doesn't-
[00:00:27.460 -> 00:00:28.860]:  He don't have Bs, that's for sure.
[00:00:29.240 -> 00:00:29.740]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:00:29.740 -> 00:00:31.020]:  She got some big old Ds.
[00:00:31.020 -> 00:00:32.820]:  Lil' bitch.
[00:00:32.820 -> 00:00:33.840]:  Fuck you, dude.
[00:00:33.840 -> 00:00:34.880]:  What happened?
[00:00:34.880 -> 00:00:35.800]:  What happened?
[00:00:35.800 -> 00:00:37.100]:  Fuckin' loser.
[00:00:37.100 -> 00:00:38.800]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:00:38.800 -> 00:00:39.800]:  It's just so jilted.
[00:00:39.800 -> 00:00:40.900]:  Alright, I'm-
[00:00:40.900 -> 00:00:41.400]:  Don't worry.
[00:00:41.400 -> 00:00:42.260]:  Do not worry, guys.
[00:00:42.260 -> 00:00:42.760]:  Come on!
[00:00:42.760 -> 00:00:44.120]:  No!
[00:00:44.120 -> 00:00:45.280]:  Oh, my God!
[00:00:45.280 -> 00:00:46.340]:  Bro!
[00:00:46.340 -> 00:00:47.920]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:00:47.920 -> 00:00:49.940]:  I'm putting every dollar I got in there.
[00:00:49.940 -> 00:00:50.440]:  Fuck it, dude.
[00:00:50.440 -> 00:00:51.400]:  Let's just go pour again.
[00:00:51.400 -> 00:00:53.400]:  It's gonna happen to me eventually anyway, dude.
[00:00:53.400 -> 00:00:56.080]:  'Cause these fuckin' originals take everything I fuckin' got, bro.
[00:00:56.080 -> 00:00:57.680]:  God, man.
[00:00:57.680 -> 00:00:59.160]:  Fuck my life, dude.
[00:01:00.080 -> 00:01:01.240]:  Sending in every dollar I got.
[00:01:01.240 -> 00:01:02.040]:  I don't care anymore.
[00:01:02.040 -> 00:01:02.540]:  I'm sending it in.
[00:01:02.540 -> 00:01:03.540]:  It's already being sent, dude.
[00:01:03.540 -> 00:01:04.540]:  It's gonna happen anyways.
[00:01:04.540 -> 00:01:06.140]:  It's gonna fuckin' happen anyways.
[00:01:06.140 -> 00:01:07.560]:  This shit's gonna take everything again.
[00:01:07.560 -> 00:01:11.720]:  Bro, that's fuckin' crazy.
[00:01:11.720 -> 00:01:13.020]:  Why am I even going back live, dude?
[00:01:13.020 -> 00:01:14.140]:  That same old shit happened to me.
[00:01:14.140 -> 00:01:14.940]:  I'm gonna lose her, dude.
[00:01:14.940 -> 00:01:18.140]:  I'm a fuckin' fat loser.
[00:01:18.140 -> 00:01:19.640]:  This is the next YouTube video.
[00:01:19.640 -> 00:01:21.640]:  You know, I mean, it just never ends, dude.
[00:01:21.640 -> 00:01:23.640]:  I think that's part of the reason why it happens, dude.
[00:01:23.640 -> 00:01:24.940]:  At least with my old sponsors.
[00:01:24.940 -> 00:01:27.400]:  I think they would do it so that my content would get out there.
[00:01:28.160 -> 00:01:29.440]:  And it'd be more exposure.
[00:01:29.440 -> 00:01:31.620]:  I don't understand how I lose so much, dude.
[00:01:31.620 -> 00:01:32.960]:  It's fuckin' bullshit, bro.
[00:01:32.960 -> 00:01:34.240]:  God, man.
[00:01:34.240 -> 00:01:35.160]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:01:35.160 -> 00:01:36.740]:  I feel like a fuckin' loser, dude.
[00:01:36.740 -> 00:01:39.040]:  I just lost, like, fuckin' four grand, dude.
[00:01:39.040 -> 00:01:40.600]:  Holy shit.
[00:01:40.600 -> 00:01:42.180]:  What the fuck?
[00:01:42.180 -> 00:01:44.680]:  Why does this happen so often, man?
[00:01:44.680 -> 00:01:45.900]:  Fuck.