VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-08-07 00_16 [42908114233].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.580]: (upbeat music) [00:00:02.580 -> 00:00:05.160]: (upbeat music) [00:00:05.160 -> 00:00:07.740]: (upbeat music) [00:00:07.740 -> 00:00:10.320]: (upbeat music) [00:00:10.320 -> 00:00:12.900]: (upbeat music) [00:00:38.940 -> 00:00:41.520]: (upbeat music) [00:00:41.520 -> 00:00:44.100]: (upbeat music) [00:00:44.100 -> 00:01:10.180]: - Yo, what up gang? [00:01:10.180 -> 00:01:11.220]: What up gang? [00:01:11.220 -> 00:01:12.060]: How we livin'? [00:01:12.060 -> 00:01:14.640]: (upbeat music) [00:01:14.640 -> 00:01:18.800]: Fucking up on fuss two today, boy, [00:01:18.800 -> 00:01:22.100]: I already got a match, probably already late, but yeah. [00:01:22.100 -> 00:01:25.080]: I've been asked, really? [00:01:25.080 -> 00:01:29.980]: Oh shit, my bad guys, hold up. [00:01:29.980 -> 00:01:37.460]: There we go. [00:01:37.460 -> 00:01:40.920]: Boom, there's that ugly motherfucker. [00:01:40.920 -> 00:01:42.200]: And boom, there's CS2. [00:01:42.200 -> 00:01:45.340]: All right, here we go, guys. [00:01:45.340 -> 00:01:47.780]: I'm the last one alive, 1v4, here we go. [00:01:47.780 -> 00:01:51.080]: I'm gonna have my headphones on, dude. [00:01:51.080 -> 00:01:55.340]: Should I get a gun, maybe? [00:01:55.340 -> 00:01:56.880]: I'm gonna be up here for sure. [00:01:56.880 -> 00:01:59.460]: (upbeat music) [00:01:59.460 -> 00:02:23.480]: Fuck, there's two of 'em. [00:02:23.480 -> 00:02:25.440]: All right, let's get this money. [00:02:25.440 -> 00:02:27.320]: Oh, thank you Razzle, I appreciate that. [00:02:27.320 -> 00:02:32.500]: Okay, we got this win here, guys, all day. [00:02:32.500 -> 00:02:36.120]: Beautiful sunny day here in Dubai. [00:02:36.120 -> 00:02:39.040]: We are playing on our favorite in Dubai city. [00:02:39.040 -> 00:02:50.060]: - I'm gonna default this. [00:02:50.060 -> 00:02:54.620]: (dramatic music) [00:02:55.240 -> 00:02:57.660]: - Oh, what the fuck? [00:02:57.660 -> 00:03:00.460]: He got me with a scout through the door headshot. [00:03:00.460 -> 00:03:01.560]: How lucky is that, bro? [00:03:01.560 -> 00:03:03.300]: How lucky is that? [00:03:03.300 -> 00:03:04.260]: A little headshot. [00:03:04.260 -> 00:03:06.400]: Nice. [00:03:06.400 -> 00:03:08.940]: This is a random guy on our team. [00:03:08.940 -> 00:03:10.900]: We have a four stack. [00:03:10.900 -> 00:03:13.380]: Oh wait, no yeah, we got a four stack. [00:03:13.380 -> 00:03:16.060]: Hit her fucking done, you got him right. [00:03:16.060 -> 00:03:18.340]: That guy's accurate, bro, be careful, dude. [00:03:18.340 -> 00:03:19.180]: We gonna smoke him. [00:03:19.180 -> 00:03:20.660]: He smoked him, like I said. [00:03:20.660 -> 00:03:23.280]: God damn, that shit's crazy. [00:03:24.280 -> 00:03:25.480]: (gun firing) [00:03:25.480 -> 00:03:26.900]: Yeah, nice kneel. [00:03:26.900 -> 00:03:32.840]: Oh, you seen him. [00:03:32.840 -> 00:03:42.440]: What's he gonna do? [00:03:42.440 -> 00:03:44.120]: Well, let's put your camera down a little bit. [00:03:44.120 -> 00:03:44.960]: Is it high? [00:03:44.960 -> 00:03:45.800]: Hold on, let's see. [00:03:45.800 -> 00:03:51.100]: No, it isn't. [00:03:51.100 -> 00:03:53.100]: You can see me, okay, yeah, it's a little high. [00:03:53.620 -> 00:03:54.460]: Is that better? [00:03:54.460 -> 00:03:56.580]: That's better for sure, thank you. [00:03:56.580 -> 00:03:58.080]: Thank you for letting me know. [00:03:58.080 -> 00:04:00.140]: I'm gonna save one more, dude. [00:04:00.140 -> 00:04:02.040]: I'm gonna get like a deagle and that's it. [00:04:02.040 -> 00:04:04.340]: Oh, tomorrow we can do one. [00:04:04.340 -> 00:04:05.940]: My ankle feels a little better. [00:04:05.940 -> 00:04:15.740]: Yep, it's a cozy CS Ghost screen, yep. [00:04:15.740 -> 00:04:18.160]: (gun firing) [00:04:18.160 -> 00:04:26.260]: We go cat, maybe we go cat, maybe? [00:04:26.260 -> 00:04:28.520]: Maybe someone just like can smoke doors. [00:04:28.520 -> 00:04:30.220]: Great, there's somebody down there by door. [00:04:30.220 -> 00:04:31.060]: Two of them. [00:04:31.060 -> 00:04:33.580]: Fucking hit me. [00:04:33.580 -> 00:04:35.760]: Damn sure. [00:04:35.760 -> 00:04:41.120]: (gun firing) [00:04:41.120 -> 00:04:42.860]: Shit. [00:04:45.500 -> 00:04:46.340]: Got 'em. [00:04:46.340 -> 00:04:52.340]: I'm on plan B. [00:04:52.340 -> 00:04:55.880]: Oh, I lost a V90 somehow? [00:04:55.880 -> 00:04:59.060]: Got 'em, give me that gun. [00:04:59.060 -> 00:05:01.360]: That gun, baby. [00:05:01.360 -> 00:05:08.960]: Said an earthquake in LA, no way. [00:05:08.960 -> 00:05:09.800]: Holy shit. [00:05:09.800 -> 00:05:12.220]: (gun firing) [00:05:12.220 -> 00:05:19.240]: Pulled by a gun, I'm gonna snipe 'em a long. [00:05:19.240 -> 00:05:20.740]: I'm, go ahead. [00:05:20.740 -> 00:05:31.480]: (gun firing) [00:05:31.480 -> 00:05:32.320]: Nice. [00:05:32.320 -> 00:05:37.460]: (gun firing) [00:05:38.460 -> 00:05:40.880]: (gun firing) [00:05:40.880 -> 00:05:43.940]: What? [00:05:43.940 -> 00:05:46.500]: Oh my God, fuck off, dude. [00:05:46.500 -> 00:05:49.460]: That should have fucking hit him, dude, all day. [00:05:49.460 -> 00:05:51.420]: That should have hit his bitch ass, bro. [00:05:51.420 -> 00:05:54.460]: Thank you, Philadelphia, I appreciate that. [00:05:54.460 -> 00:05:55.460]: Thank you, brother. [00:05:55.460 -> 00:05:58.140]: You a beast, dog, you a beast. [00:05:58.140 -> 00:05:59.560]: A beast from the east. [00:05:59.560 -> 00:06:01.060]: Definitely back there. [00:06:01.060 -> 00:06:01.900]: No, he's not. [00:06:01.900 -> 00:06:06.160]: Where's his pussy? [00:06:06.160 -> 00:06:07.860]: Oh yeah, they're coming through window. [00:06:07.860 -> 00:06:08.700]: Oh. [00:06:08.700 -> 00:06:11.800]: Later, die neighbor, how you doing, bro? [00:06:11.800 -> 00:06:13.460]: You came to the stream to say bye. [00:06:13.460 -> 00:06:16.400]: I just started the stream, he's like, all right, [00:06:16.400 -> 00:06:17.240]: I'm leaving. [00:06:17.240 -> 00:06:21.620]: Thank you, dynamite, yep, yep. [00:06:21.620 -> 00:06:23.420]: A little bit. [00:06:23.420 -> 00:06:26.120]: Flash their bitch asses, flash 'em. [00:06:26.120 -> 00:06:29.540]: Oh, this is them, man, okay, okay. [00:06:29.540 -> 00:06:31.020]: I'm just gonna smoke 'em. [00:06:31.020 -> 00:06:33.220]: Smoke 'em like I do, B.M. it. [00:06:33.220 -> 00:06:35.640]: (gun firing) [00:06:36.500 -> 00:06:38.340]: Oh, nice, nice. [00:06:38.340 -> 00:06:46.800]: All up in the name of a game like you. [00:06:46.800 -> 00:06:48.300]: - Let's get a boss. [00:06:48.300 -> 00:06:49.860]: - What's up, G? [00:06:49.860 -> 00:06:50.980]: You got me an aisle? [00:06:50.980 -> 00:06:51.820]: What? [00:06:51.820 -> 00:06:53.540]: Dude, that's so kind of you, dude, wow. [00:06:53.540 -> 00:06:57.500]: Can you hear me, Neal? [00:06:57.500 -> 00:07:01.140]: - Let's go, I'm out. [00:07:01.140 -> 00:07:02.420]: - Can you not hear me? [00:07:02.420 -> 00:07:03.620]: Wow, you just gonna fucking ignore me [00:07:03.620 -> 00:07:05.060]: like that, motherfucker? [00:07:05.060 -> 00:07:06.500]: - I think you are, dude. [00:07:06.500 -> 00:07:08.940]: You could've just said, I don't give a fuck, [00:07:08.940 -> 00:07:09.820]: he still hurt me. [00:07:09.820 -> 00:07:12.060]: - Oh, get his ass. [00:07:12.060 -> 00:07:14.460]: - Yeah, I'm about to snipe, I'm about to. [00:07:14.460 -> 00:07:17.020]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [00:07:17.020 -> 00:07:18.940]: You heard what I said even after I said it. [00:07:18.940 -> 00:07:19.780]: Shut up. [00:07:19.780 -> 00:07:22.060]: - Neal, bro. [00:07:22.060 -> 00:07:22.900]: (gun firing) [00:07:22.900 -> 00:07:23.900]: - Neal the bitch, boy. [00:07:23.900 -> 00:07:31.720]: (gun firing) [00:07:31.720 -> 00:07:34.140]: (gun firing) [00:07:35.140 -> 00:07:37.740]: (gun firing) [00:07:37.740 -> 00:07:38.580]: - Oh, come on. [00:07:38.580 -> 00:07:41.380]: Oh my god, I'm getting out of there. [00:07:41.380 -> 00:07:42.340]: Get the fuck out. [00:07:42.340 -> 00:07:49.380]: - Flash back. [00:07:49.380 -> 00:07:58.280]: (gun firing) [00:07:58.280 -> 00:08:00.620]: (gun firing) [00:08:00.620 -> 00:08:15.800]: - Car, he's on. [00:08:15.800 -> 00:08:18.140]: (gun firing) [00:08:18.140 -> 00:08:20.480]: (gun firing) [00:08:20.480 -> 00:08:33.240]: - You're throwing your best back. [00:08:33.240 -> 00:08:35.580]: (gun firing) [00:08:35.580 -> 00:08:40.100]: - I don't have time, I gotta kill him. [00:08:40.100 -> 00:08:46.900]: Yeah, pussy, he better be hiding. [00:08:47.900 -> 00:08:48.740]: (gun firing) [00:08:48.740 -> 00:08:51.420]: - Oh shit, god damn it, dude, wow. [00:08:51.420 -> 00:08:52.500]: - Great. [00:08:52.500 -> 00:08:54.300]: - That was my bad. [00:08:54.300 -> 00:08:55.580]: - How was that, you're bad? [00:08:55.580 -> 00:08:58.820]: - God fucking the way it's done, dude. [00:08:58.820 -> 00:09:00.780]: - Way to go, Neal. [00:09:00.780 -> 00:09:02.140]: Don't let it happen again. [00:09:02.140 -> 00:09:04.940]: - I swear, I'm warning. [00:09:04.940 -> 00:09:07.460]: - You know what I'm saying? [00:09:07.460 -> 00:09:11.740]: - Let him go. [00:09:11.740 -> 00:09:16.300]: (gun firing) [00:09:16.300 -> 00:09:18.380]: - No, fuck. [00:09:18.380 -> 00:09:19.220]: God damn it. [00:09:19.220 -> 00:09:23.340]: Oh no, probably not, bro. [00:09:23.340 -> 00:09:24.180]: Probably not, bro. [00:09:24.180 -> 00:09:29.900]: - Buzzcat. [00:09:29.900 -> 00:09:33.020]: - That's kinda gross, just double zoom in that close. [00:09:33.020 -> 00:09:34.340]: That's gross. [00:09:34.340 -> 00:09:35.480]: Zoom in once, boss. [00:09:35.480 -> 00:09:39.140]: Oh, yeah, once, cat. [00:09:39.140 -> 00:09:41.380]: (gun firing) [00:09:41.380 -> 00:09:42.820]: Get him, dude. [00:09:42.820 -> 00:09:44.380]: Yeah, nice. [00:09:44.380 -> 00:09:45.220]: Nice shot. [00:09:45.220 -> 00:09:48.260]: (gun firing) [00:09:48.260 -> 00:09:49.340]: No, I didn't. [00:09:49.340 -> 00:09:50.380]: No, I didn't actually. [00:09:50.380 -> 00:09:52.420]: I just started playing just a few months ago. [00:09:52.420 -> 00:09:54.940]: (gun firing) [00:09:54.940 -> 00:09:55.780]: The shit. [00:09:55.780 -> 00:09:57.780]: All right, game. [00:09:57.780 -> 00:09:58.620]: All right, game. [00:09:58.620 -> 00:10:03.180]: Poor shit. [00:10:03.180 -> 00:10:08.100]: I fucking suck with every other gun, [00:10:08.100 -> 00:10:09.420]: but what the fucking op, dude? [00:10:09.420 -> 00:10:11.420]: I guess I can deal with here with this cow. [00:10:14.340 -> 00:10:16.100]: No, I didn't actually die right. [00:10:16.100 -> 00:10:22.860]: (gun firing) [00:10:22.860 -> 00:10:24.260]: Got him with the scout. [00:10:24.260 -> 00:10:25.820]: Got him with the headshot, boys. [00:10:25.820 -> 00:10:37.940]: Woo, headshot. [00:10:37.940 -> 00:10:39.180]: God damn, that was clean. [00:10:39.180 -> 00:10:41.300]: (gun firing) [00:10:41.300 -> 00:10:42.340]: I hit him, I hit him. [00:10:42.340 -> 00:10:44.660]: (gun firing) [00:10:44.660 -> 00:10:53.580]: Nice. [00:10:53.580 -> 00:10:58.480]: Oh, cat, cat, cat. [00:10:58.480 -> 00:11:04.820]: Oh, nice. [00:11:04.820 -> 00:11:05.660]: I got the assist. [00:11:05.660 -> 00:11:06.500]: Let's go, baby. [00:11:06.500 -> 00:11:08.340]: Go, Orange. [00:11:08.340 -> 00:11:10.660]: Fuck this pussy. [00:11:11.340 -> 00:11:13.660]: (crunching) [00:11:13.660 -> 00:11:15.800]: Motherfucker. [00:11:15.800 -> 00:11:19.260]: Fireball is amazing. [00:11:19.260 -> 00:11:26.740]: Thank you very much, Lokek. [00:11:26.740 -> 00:11:27.860]: Lokek, whatever it is. [00:11:27.860 -> 00:11:30.780]: I'll start doing that, dude. [00:11:30.780 -> 00:11:34.900]: Oh my God, I'll just spill a drink of my mouse. [00:11:34.900 -> 00:11:37.240]: (whistling) [00:11:37.240 -> 00:11:39.400]: (beeping) [00:11:39.400 -> 00:11:41.680]: We're in. [00:11:41.680 -> 00:11:51.340]: I'll drive with the black band. [00:11:51.340 -> 00:11:53.840]: (gun firing) [00:11:53.840 -> 00:11:59.260]: (beeping) [00:11:59.260 -> 00:12:10.940]: Oh, I thought he went to the right, bro. [00:12:10.940 -> 00:12:12.180]: Dude, stop fucking calling, bro. [00:12:12.180 -> 00:12:15.580]: You're fucking, I'm just gonna put it on Do Not Disturb. [00:12:15.580 -> 00:12:16.420]: Losers. [00:12:16.420 -> 00:12:20.060]: How many viewers do I got, guys? [00:12:20.060 -> 00:12:21.860]: There's not many people typing at all. [00:12:21.860 -> 00:12:24.620]: (gun firing) [00:12:24.620 -> 00:12:26.100]: Close it to the sun, man. [00:12:26.100 -> 00:12:28.540]: I came to see my viewer count, I don't know why. [00:12:28.540 -> 00:12:30.100]: (gun firing) [00:12:30.100 -> 00:12:30.920]: Nice. [00:12:30.920 -> 00:12:34.740]: How many viewers do we got, guys? [00:12:34.740 -> 00:12:35.700]: 183, okay. [00:12:35.700 -> 00:12:36.660]: This is competitive. [00:12:36.660 -> 00:12:43.140]: Oh, damn, nice try, nice try. [00:12:43.140 -> 00:12:44.180]: Sorry. [00:12:44.180 -> 00:12:45.380]: Sorry, that's all right. [00:12:48.300 -> 00:12:49.980]: I got my money. [00:12:49.980 -> 00:12:51.780]: (beeping) [00:12:51.780 -> 00:12:53.500]: I could probably buy you something. [00:12:53.500 -> 00:12:54.340]: (beeping) [00:12:54.340 -> 00:12:56.260]: No, actually, Neil, you should buy him something. [00:12:56.260 -> 00:12:57.100]: AK, or something. [00:12:57.100 -> 00:12:59.260]: (beeping) [00:12:59.260 -> 00:13:09.300]: - What are you on, boss? [00:13:09.300 -> 00:13:10.500]: - No, Emmett, Emmett. [00:13:10.500 -> 00:13:12.140]: No, you got an AK, never mind, you got one. [00:13:12.140 -> 00:13:13.820]: I think 333 sorted him out. [00:13:13.820 -> 00:13:17.140]: - We will make a regret today. [00:13:17.140 -> 00:13:19.560]: (gun firing) [00:13:19.560 -> 00:13:26.860]: - I'm going over to me. [00:13:26.860 -> 00:13:28.380]: (gun firing) [00:13:28.380 -> 00:13:29.940]: - You're on the left, man. [00:13:29.940 -> 00:13:32.260]: (gun firing) [00:13:32.260 -> 00:13:34.580]: (gun firing) [00:13:34.580 -> 00:13:39.740]: (beeping) [00:13:39.740 -> 00:13:42.060]: (gun firing) [00:13:42.060 -> 00:13:46.980]: (gun firing) [00:13:47.980 -> 00:13:50.300]: (gun firing) [00:13:50.300 -> 00:13:52.620]: (gun firing) [00:13:52.620 -> 00:13:55.060]: (gun firing) [00:13:55.060 -> 00:13:57.660]: (gun firing) [00:13:57.660 -> 00:13:59.940]: - I'm planting the bomb. [00:13:59.940 -> 00:14:00.780]: - Right here. [00:14:00.780 -> 00:14:02.460]: - Bomb has been planted. [00:14:02.460 -> 00:14:04.780]: - I got the assist on that, let's go. [00:14:04.780 -> 00:14:05.700]: Oh, they're on the bomb? [00:14:05.700 -> 00:14:07.620]: Oh, shit, we got hustled. [00:14:07.620 -> 00:14:08.460]: We got hustled. [00:14:08.460 -> 00:14:09.300]: - Hey, guy. [00:14:09.300 -> 00:14:13.060]: (gun firing) [00:14:13.060 -> 00:14:15.220]: (beeping) [00:14:15.220 -> 00:14:17.540]: (gun firing) [00:14:17.540 -> 00:14:25.220]: - Terrorists win. [00:14:25.220 -> 00:14:26.580]: - Dude, fucking crap. [00:14:26.580 -> 00:14:28.580]: (gun firing) [00:14:28.580 -> 00:14:30.900]: (gun firing) [00:14:30.900 -> 00:14:33.500]: - Yeah, buddy. [00:14:33.500 -> 00:14:36.140]: Had to win that game for the boys, you know what I'm saying? [00:14:36.140 -> 00:14:43.140]: Yeah, buddy, flash me out here. [00:14:43.140 -> 00:14:45.180]: You know it, in the cut, rolling big dudes up. [00:14:45.180 -> 00:14:46.300]: - This is what we have been working for. [00:14:46.300 -> 00:14:47.900]: - Big out pack, smoking on it. [00:14:47.900 -> 00:14:54.020]: Pick 'em up right here, this little pussy bitch. [00:14:54.020 -> 00:14:56.360]: (gun firing) [00:14:56.360 -> 00:14:59.940]: (beeping) [00:14:59.940 -> 00:15:02.260]: (gun firing) [00:15:02.260 -> 00:15:03.300]: - Oh my god, oh my god. [00:15:03.300 -> 00:15:05.640]: (gun firing) [00:15:05.640 -> 00:15:11.500]: - You fucking pussy. [00:15:11.500 -> 00:15:13.900]: (gun firing) [00:15:13.900 -> 00:15:16.400]: (gun firing) [00:15:16.400 -> 00:15:22.940]: - Dude, where you at? [00:15:22.940 -> 00:15:24.940]: Okay, I'm about to say where's my teammate at, bro. [00:15:24.940 -> 00:15:25.900]: - Sorry, boss, man. [00:15:25.900 -> 00:15:26.900]: - You good, you good. [00:15:26.900 -> 00:15:31.680]: (gun firing) [00:15:31.680 -> 00:15:40.840]: Oh, what a fucking vagina. [00:15:40.840 -> 00:15:42.500]: What a fucking vagina. [00:15:42.500 -> 00:15:43.660]: Good shit, let's go. [00:15:44.660 -> 00:15:45.500]: Nice kill. [00:15:45.500 -> 00:15:46.340]: One's on cat. [00:15:46.340 -> 00:15:48.460]: That doesn't really help much. [00:15:48.460 -> 00:15:49.920]: You got this, buddy. [00:15:49.920 -> 00:15:50.760]: (gun firing) [00:15:50.760 -> 00:15:52.220]: Get him, one more shot. [00:15:52.220 -> 00:15:54.460]: Oh, through the box. [00:15:54.460 -> 00:15:55.580]: That's unlucky, bro. [00:15:55.580 -> 00:15:57.140]: Sorry. [00:15:57.140 -> 00:15:57.980]: I'm more poor as a bitch. [00:15:57.980 -> 00:15:58.900]: I'm poor as shit. [00:15:58.900 -> 00:16:03.100]: You guys wanna save this round or do like a light fire? [00:16:03.100 -> 00:16:04.400]: Some machine gun rush B? [00:16:04.400 -> 00:16:06.940]: Save 'em. [00:16:06.940 -> 00:16:08.740]: Nah, fuck that, I got 1,400 bucks. [00:16:08.740 -> 00:16:12.900]: I'm not 1,000 there, I'm not 1,000 there. [00:16:12.900 -> 00:16:13.740]: Oh, I guess I am. [00:16:13.740 -> 00:16:14.820]: I'm multiple 1,000 there. [00:16:14.820 -> 00:16:19.140]: Flash me in the lawn, boys. [00:16:19.140 -> 00:16:20.100]: I'ma pick 'em off. [00:16:20.100 -> 00:16:22.420]: Flash me in the line. [00:16:22.420 -> 00:16:23.620]: - So many fun? [00:16:23.620 -> 00:16:24.460]: - Ooh. [00:16:24.460 -> 00:16:27.220]: Warp mission, warp mission. [00:16:27.220 -> 00:16:30.680]: (gun firing) [00:16:30.680 -> 00:16:39.560]: (gun firing) [00:16:39.560 -> 00:16:41.980]: (gun firing) [00:16:41.980 -> 00:16:55.080]: Where did the last one go? [00:16:55.080 -> 00:16:57.700]: I have one HP, literally. [00:16:57.700 -> 00:17:00.100]: - You got this, shit. [00:17:00.100 -> 00:17:00.920]: (gun firing) [00:17:00.920 -> 00:17:02.000]: Ooh, you got this. [00:17:02.000 -> 00:17:08.100]: (gun firing) [00:17:08.100 -> 00:17:10.440]: (gun firing) [00:17:10.440 -> 00:17:11.280]: - Not quite, brother. [00:17:11.280 -> 00:17:12.440]: Not quite. [00:17:12.440 -> 00:17:13.280]: Not quite. [00:17:13.280 -> 00:17:18.840]: Poor as fuck we got by this last round. [00:17:18.840 -> 00:17:21.200]: Some machine gun rush B. [00:17:21.200 -> 00:17:22.040]: Let's get it. [00:17:22.040 -> 00:17:23.540]: We ain't even gonna beat it at all. [00:17:23.540 -> 00:17:28.940]: Or if you have a small ass penis, [00:17:28.940 -> 00:17:31.200]: you're gonna go A, like these fucking men. [00:17:31.200 -> 00:17:33.160]: Just kidding, I love you guys. [00:17:33.160 -> 00:17:34.000]: Here we go. [00:17:34.000 -> 00:17:35.360]: Where's the girl? [00:17:35.360 -> 00:17:37.440]: I thought about it. [00:17:37.440 -> 00:17:39.520]: - I could've pulled by a shit. [00:17:39.520 -> 00:17:40.360]: - Need something? [00:17:40.360 -> 00:17:41.180]: You want the map? [00:17:41.180 -> 00:17:42.020]: Here, take the map, bro. [00:17:42.020 -> 00:17:42.920]: Take it, take it. [00:17:42.920 -> 00:17:45.560]: Get it? [00:17:45.560 -> 00:17:46.560]: Did you get it? [00:17:46.560 -> 00:17:47.640]: It's better than nothing. [00:17:47.640 -> 00:17:48.480]: It's better than nothing. [00:17:48.480 -> 00:17:49.300]: Oh, I need a deagle. [00:17:49.300 -> 00:17:50.620]: Yeah, I need a pistol. [00:17:50.620 -> 00:17:52.360]: All right, bad, bad, bad. [00:17:52.360 -> 00:17:53.200]: Oh, why's it in there? [00:17:53.200 -> 00:17:54.040]: Okay, here we go. [00:17:54.040 -> 00:18:02.440]: Are they on site? [00:18:02.440 -> 00:18:03.980]: No, they got it. [00:18:03.980 -> 00:18:06.480]: (gun firing) [00:18:06.480 -> 00:18:08.900]: (gun firing) [00:18:08.900 -> 00:18:14.380]: Where's he at? [00:18:14.380 -> 00:18:15.220]: Where's he at? [00:18:15.220 -> 00:18:21.360]: Oh, behind me. [00:18:21.360 -> 00:18:27.200]: Oh my God. [00:18:27.200 -> 00:18:29.320]: Whoo! [00:18:29.320 -> 00:18:30.140]: I couldn't get him, man. [00:18:30.140 -> 00:18:31.300]: Holy fuck. [00:18:31.300 -> 00:18:32.440]: - Yes, sir. [00:18:32.440 -> 00:18:33.880]: - Let's go. [00:18:33.880 -> 00:18:34.720]: We out here. [00:18:35.720 -> 00:18:38.540]: Let's get it, let's get it. [00:18:38.540 -> 00:18:41.320]: Does that always show your character in the middle, [00:18:41.320 -> 00:18:42.800]: or does that mean something? [00:18:42.800 -> 00:18:44.040]: No, I'm not top fragging. [00:18:44.040 -> 00:18:50.200]: Oh shit, I hate when that happens. [00:18:50.200 -> 00:18:52.440]: I know what you're talking about. [00:18:52.440 -> 00:18:53.520]: I get one tomorrow. [00:18:53.520 -> 00:18:55.180]: Or I get money tomorrow, dude. [00:18:55.180 -> 00:18:59.320]: It depends, maybe hooking me up, bro. [00:18:59.320 -> 00:19:00.260]: Yeah, all the time. [00:19:00.260 -> 00:19:02.760]: (gun firing) [00:19:02.760 -> 00:19:09.700]: Oh, I got one of 'em, dude. [00:19:09.700 -> 00:19:11.580]: That's good, a little trade. [00:19:11.580 -> 00:19:13.020]: Three top mid, three top mid. [00:19:13.020 -> 00:19:19.260]: Thank you, dynamite. [00:19:19.260 -> 00:19:29.780]: - Cat, cat. [00:19:29.780 -> 00:19:32.580]: - Good evening, Rice, good evening, Rice. [00:19:32.580 -> 00:19:33.420]: That guy's dead. [00:19:33.420 -> 00:19:34.260]: Nice. [00:19:34.260 -> 00:19:37.380]: Nice, boys, very nice. [00:19:37.380 -> 00:19:41.460]: I got 4,300 bucks. [00:19:41.460 -> 00:19:42.820]: I'm gonna get a fucking, [00:19:42.820 -> 00:19:45.600]: I'm gonna get a scout, save the rest. [00:19:45.600 -> 00:19:49.300]: What are you gonna do? [00:19:49.300 -> 00:19:50.820]: What's that? [00:19:50.820 -> 00:19:52.820]: 2,000 bucks left? [00:19:52.820 -> 00:19:55.180]: Let's get this headshot mid, let's get this headshot mid. [00:19:55.180 -> 00:19:57.100]: - I'm gonna kill you, man. [00:19:57.100 -> 00:20:09.020]: - I think it is B, yeah. [00:20:09.020 -> 00:20:12.740]: Already on site. [00:20:12.740 -> 00:20:20.340]: - Bomb has been planted. [00:20:23.340 -> 00:20:26.040]: (gun firing) [00:20:26.040 -> 00:20:31.040]: - Oh, oh my god, why the fuck do I never knife? [00:20:31.040 -> 00:20:33.740]: I know, right? [00:20:33.740 -> 00:20:38.140]: Nice, guys, let's go. [00:20:38.140 -> 00:20:41.140]: It's our win, it's our dub, it's our dub. [00:20:41.140 -> 00:20:42.020]: Oh, dude, you're in the fire. [00:20:42.020 -> 00:20:43.220]: Oh, shit, you got lucky. [00:20:43.220 -> 00:20:46.540]: Yeah, you barely got that. [00:20:46.540 -> 00:20:50.100]: - A-pup's a performer, Valorant Pro. [00:20:50.100 -> 00:20:52.420]: Once he catches you in the bro, it's cooked. [00:20:52.420 -> 00:20:53.260]: - Oh, no way. [00:20:53.260 -> 00:20:56.340]: I like, bow down to him and suck his balls. [00:20:56.340 -> 00:20:59.740]: - Wait, no, no, wait, the real, no shot. [00:20:59.740 -> 00:21:01.100]: - What? [00:21:01.100 -> 00:21:03.420]: - Bro, I didn't realize I was playing with the actual A-pub, [00:21:03.420 -> 00:21:04.540]: what the fuck? [00:21:04.540 -> 00:21:05.500]: - No way. [00:21:05.500 -> 00:21:07.700]: Oh my god, is that the real A-pub? [00:21:07.700 -> 00:21:09.620]: Oh my god, will you sign my knife, dude? [00:21:09.620 -> 00:21:12.540]: I've always watched your videos and I love your shit. [00:21:12.540 -> 00:21:14.420]: The only thing is, I think I'm better than you now. [00:21:14.420 -> 00:21:16.340]: I think I'm better than you, I've gotten better. [00:21:16.340 -> 00:21:17.180]: - Please. [00:21:17.180 -> 00:21:20.820]: - Nah, bro, I'm a bit rough, I've been locked up 18 months. [00:21:20.820 -> 00:21:22.420]: Armed robbery. [00:21:22.420 -> 00:21:24.500]: Armed robbery and you're a pro CS player? [00:21:24.500 -> 00:21:26.460]: - Not anymore. [00:21:26.460 -> 00:21:29.180]: - Come on, dude, it's like riding a bike. [00:21:29.180 -> 00:21:30.700]: You don't ever lose that shit. [00:21:30.700 -> 00:21:32.500]: Watch, cat, watch, cat. [00:21:32.500 -> 00:21:34.340]: - What should I do, B? [00:21:34.340 -> 00:21:35.180]: - Are they B? [00:21:35.180 -> 00:21:37.420]: Yep, they are. [00:21:37.420 -> 00:21:39.300]: Let's go. [00:21:39.300 -> 00:21:40.580]: - Yeah, they're B. [00:21:40.580 -> 00:21:41.940]: - I think they're B. - They have flash. [00:21:41.940 -> 00:21:48.100]: (gunfire) [00:21:48.100 -> 00:21:50.280]: (gunfire) [00:21:50.280 -> 00:21:59.420]: Oh no, what the fuck am I, man? [00:21:59.420 -> 00:22:02.700]: God damn it, I thought, I didn't know what was going on, dude. [00:22:02.700 -> 00:22:05.020]: Oh, there's still two of them alive, I didn't know that. [00:22:05.020 -> 00:22:11.780]: Someone one G'd himself, what do you mean? [00:22:11.780 -> 00:22:13.740]: Oh, clean with it. [00:22:13.740 -> 00:22:14.860]: Clean with it, rock with it. [00:22:14.860 -> 00:22:17.060]: Clean with it, rock with it. [00:22:17.060 -> 00:22:19.020]: Aye, it's got the kit too, beautiful. [00:22:19.020 -> 00:22:22.540]: Oh, 96, boy, 96. [00:22:22.540 -> 00:22:24.820]: You beg those fuckers. [00:22:24.820 -> 00:22:30.100]: Let's beg the car, let's beg the box. [00:22:30.100 -> 00:22:33.060]: I got this, let me see. [00:22:33.060 -> 00:22:36.860]: Hey, oh, actually, maybe Emmett could buy me something. [00:22:36.860 -> 00:22:41.420]: - We need a gun, bro, we need a gun. [00:22:46.100 -> 00:22:47.340]: - Come on, come on, come on. - Thanks, man. [00:22:47.340 -> 00:22:48.180]: - Bro. [00:22:48.180 -> 00:22:58.700]: - No, you gotta be a sub. [00:22:58.700 -> 00:23:01.300]: - Gotta be a sub, bros. [00:23:01.300 -> 00:23:12.260]: - Yeah, my bad, dude. [00:23:12.260 -> 00:23:16.020]: Yeah, I'll watch long, I'll watch long. [00:23:16.020 -> 00:23:18.180]: (gunfire) [00:23:18.180 -> 00:23:22.380]: - Throwing flash back. [00:23:22.380 -> 00:23:24.540]: (gunfire) [00:23:24.540 -> 00:23:26.980]: Throwing smoke. [00:23:26.980 -> 00:23:31.020]: Throwing into the grenade. [00:23:31.020 -> 00:23:33.220]: Throw you the counter-towner. - Nice. [00:23:33.220 -> 00:23:34.860]: - We got your right on, got your right on. [00:23:34.860 -> 00:23:37.020]: (gunfire) [00:23:37.020 -> 00:23:42.660]: - Yeah, yeah, we can do that, yeah. [00:23:44.180 -> 00:23:45.940]: We'll play a match for you, sub, yeah. [00:23:45.940 -> 00:23:52.060]: Yeah, I've been awake for way too long, bro. [00:23:52.060 -> 00:23:55.460]: Way, probably honest about that, too. [00:23:55.460 -> 00:24:09.380]: - Throwing flash back. [00:24:09.380 -> 00:24:11.020]: - Oh, they're coming, coming, cat. [00:24:11.020 -> 00:24:13.300]: (gunfire) [00:24:13.300 -> 00:24:16.380]: Oh, come on, how, bro? [00:24:16.380 -> 00:24:18.020]: He's like one shot on cat, one of 'em. [00:24:18.020 -> 00:24:19.020]: He's like a one-tap. [00:24:19.020 -> 00:24:23.340]: Nice shot, nice shot, let's go. [00:24:23.340 -> 00:24:25.100]: I've gotta assist, let's get a baby. [00:24:25.100 -> 00:24:27.860]: Tearing 'em up, boys. [00:24:27.860 -> 00:24:28.700]: Ooh. [00:24:28.700 -> 00:24:34.660]: Ooh, ooh, three-three with the 3K. [00:24:34.660 -> 00:24:37.900]: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. [00:24:37.900 -> 00:24:39.420]: I see you, I see you. [00:24:42.500 -> 00:24:44.460]: I see you, boys, am I bottom fragging? [00:24:44.460 -> 00:24:47.180]: No, I'm not, I'm doing better than Neil. [00:24:47.180 -> 00:24:48.180]: Neil, what happened? [00:24:48.180 -> 00:24:51.980]: (laughs) [00:24:51.980 -> 00:24:54.620]: He just doesn't say anything at all. [00:24:54.620 -> 00:24:55.460]: Oh. [00:24:55.460 -> 00:25:01.740]: Oh, you little son of a bitch, you're mine, bitch. [00:25:01.740 -> 00:25:03.660]: You're mine, I swear to God, you're mine. [00:25:03.660 -> 00:25:06.460]: I swear to God, I'm gonna kill you. [00:25:06.460 -> 00:25:07.740]: You little son of a bitch. [00:25:07.740 -> 00:25:11.820]: Come, back up and get 'em. [00:25:12.500 -> 00:25:14.820]: Oh my God, I can't hit that fucker. [00:25:14.820 -> 00:25:19.260]: No way, dude. [00:25:19.260 -> 00:25:20.780]: I'm gonna get a juicer. [00:25:20.780 -> 00:25:21.940]: Congratulations, bro. [00:25:21.940 -> 00:25:31.660]: Ooh, you saved my ass, you saved my ass. [00:25:31.660 -> 00:25:36.060]: Oh, dude, I didn't mean to pick up the fucking gun. [00:25:36.060 -> 00:25:37.060]: Holy fuck. [00:25:40.660 -> 00:25:42.740]: Oh, man, fuck. [00:25:42.740 -> 00:25:44.980]: That's all right, we're still gonna win this game for sure. [00:25:44.980 -> 00:25:50.640]: Ooh, that's right, that's right. [00:25:50.640 -> 00:25:55.500]: I'm poor as fuck, boy, I need to buy some sort. [00:25:55.500 -> 00:25:57.180]: Anything, I'll take anything. [00:25:57.180 -> 00:25:58.540]: Beggars can't be choosers. [00:25:58.540 -> 00:26:05.500]: Yo, can you buy me a M4? [00:26:05.500 -> 00:26:06.900]: The fuck was that, Emmett? [00:26:09.860 -> 00:26:12.780]: Let me get him, don't wanna do that for this. [00:26:12.780 -> 00:26:21.300]: Oh my God, I'm gonna hit him. [00:26:21.300 -> 00:26:24.700]: I'm gonna hit him. [00:26:24.700 -> 00:26:25.780]: I'm gonna smoke him. [00:26:25.780 -> 00:26:26.780]: He's not coming now. [00:26:26.780 -> 00:26:36.600]: No, fuck, he was walking. [00:26:36.600 -> 00:26:38.580]: Fuck, man. [00:26:39.580 -> 00:26:41.100]: I can't let these guys come back. [00:26:41.100 -> 00:26:45.300]: Is that like a tribute up to the boss, man? [00:26:45.300 -> 00:26:46.140]: What's that? [00:26:46.140 -> 00:26:52.860]: This mother completely ignored that I told him to juice me. [00:26:52.860 -> 00:26:56.420]: Totally ignored that I said juice me and he said thanks, man. [00:26:56.420 -> 00:26:58.980]: Like, bro, juice me a 10 piece, 20. [00:26:58.980 -> 00:27:00.380]: He just won a bunch. [00:27:00.380 -> 00:27:01.620]: Oh, you're coming in here talking about it. [00:27:01.620 -> 00:27:02.700]: You came and juiced me a 20 with it? [00:27:02.700 -> 00:27:04.060]: I got nothing, bro. [00:27:04.060 -> 00:27:05.180]: That's fucking douchey. [00:27:07.660 -> 00:27:08.620]: I'm not saying you owe me or anything. [00:27:08.620 -> 00:27:11.700]: It's just kind of douchey to come in here and say that. [00:27:11.700 -> 00:27:13.780]: And ignore me when I say, you know. [00:27:13.780 -> 00:27:27.220]: Oh. [00:27:27.220 -> 00:27:35.660]: I wish I could just came in, [00:27:35.660 -> 00:27:37.260]: just can't even use an orange right now. [00:27:37.260 -> 00:27:38.100]: Not you. [00:27:38.100 -> 00:27:40.640]: Fucking guy bragging about his win. [00:27:40.640 -> 00:27:41.480]: Whatever the fuck that is. [00:27:41.480 -> 00:27:42.300]: I've never seen him. [00:27:42.300 -> 00:27:43.300]: Thank you, thank you. [00:27:43.300 -> 00:27:51.940]: Going along with it. [00:27:51.940 -> 00:28:07.220]: Oh, oh my God, he's shaking me. [00:28:07.220 -> 00:28:08.060]: Yes, he did. [00:28:08.060 -> 00:28:08.900]: Yes, he did. [00:28:08.900 -> 00:28:11.940]: A cat. [00:28:11.940 -> 00:28:19.300]: Okay, yeah, they're coming, cat. [00:28:19.300 -> 00:28:20.140]: Thank you. [00:28:20.140 -> 00:28:28.300]: PG boys. [00:28:28.300 -> 00:28:31.980]: Thank you, Shybe. [00:28:31.980 -> 00:28:34.700]: Cool story, tell it again, right? [00:28:34.700 -> 00:28:37.700]: (suspenseful music) [00:28:37.700 -> 00:28:43.900]: Really, can you push the screenshot of it in the Discord? [00:28:43.900 -> 00:28:48.500]: You want 650, you can't give me 20? [00:28:48.500 -> 00:28:53.020]: What a homie, what a homie. [00:28:53.020 -> 00:28:59.420]: I don't know if I want to play another one, let's see. [00:28:59.420 -> 00:29:01.060]: Started off well and lost my mojo. [00:29:01.060 -> 00:29:03.220]: (humming) [00:29:03.220 -> 00:29:10.260]: Want them to suck you in? [00:29:10.260 -> 00:29:13.220]: You, me? [00:29:13.220 -> 00:29:14.060]: Us? [00:29:14.060 -> 00:29:18.460]: Congrats, man, and happy birthday. [00:29:18.460 -> 00:29:20.080]: You're a brand new follower, a brand new account. [00:29:20.080 -> 00:29:21.980]: Get the fuck out of here. [00:29:21.980 -> 00:29:22.820]: Right, C-Dub? [00:29:22.820 -> 00:29:24.260]: C-Dub, I'm about to give you a VIP badge. [00:29:24.260 -> 00:29:26.100]: Fuck these weirdos, man. [00:29:26.100 -> 00:29:27.740]: C-Dub gets a VIP badge. [00:29:27.740 -> 00:29:30.260]: Xerox does not. [00:29:30.260 -> 00:29:32.060]: I'm gonna be right back, I'm gonna get a drink. [00:29:32.060 -> 00:29:33.380]: I'll be right back. [00:29:33.380 -> 00:29:37.580]: I was excited, man. [00:29:37.580 -> 00:29:39.220]: Fuck you, Zero. [00:29:39.220 -> 00:29:42.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:42.220 -> 00:29:43.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:43.220 -> 00:29:45.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:45.220 -> 00:29:46.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:46.220 -> 00:29:47.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:47.220 -> 00:29:48.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:48.220 -> 00:29:49.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:49.220 -> 00:29:50.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:50.220 -> 00:29:51.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:51.220 -> 00:29:52.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:52.220 -> 00:29:53.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:53.220 -> 00:29:54.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:54.220 -> 00:29:55.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:55.220 -> 00:29:56.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:56.220 -> 00:29:57.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:57.220 -> 00:29:58.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:29:58.220 -> 00:29:59.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:29:59.220 -> 00:30:00.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:00.220 -> 00:30:01.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:01.220 -> 00:30:02.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:02.220 -> 00:30:03.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:03.220 -> 00:30:04.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:04.220 -> 00:30:05.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:05.220 -> 00:30:06.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:06.220 -> 00:30:07.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:07.220 -> 00:30:08.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:08.220 -> 00:30:09.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:09.220 -> 00:30:10.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:10.220 -> 00:30:11.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:11.220 -> 00:30:12.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:12.220 -> 00:30:13.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:13.220 -> 00:30:14.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:14.220 -> 00:30:15.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:15.220 -> 00:30:16.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:16.220 -> 00:30:17.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:17.220 -> 00:30:18.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:18.220 -> 00:30:19.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:19.220 -> 00:30:20.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:20.220 -> 00:30:21.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:21.220 -> 00:30:22.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:22.220 -> 00:30:23.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:23.220 -> 00:30:24.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:24.220 -> 00:30:25.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:25.220 -> 00:30:26.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:26.220 -> 00:30:27.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:27.220 -> 00:30:28.220]: Oh, fuck you. [00:30:28.220 -> 00:30:29.220]: (suspenseful music) [00:30:29.220 -> 00:30:30.220]: Oh, fuck you. 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[00:32:09.220 -> 00:32:10.220]: Let's see. [00:32:10.220 -> 00:32:11.220]: Let's see what he said back. [00:32:11.220 -> 00:32:12.220]: Thanks. [00:32:12.220 -> 00:32:13.220]: Oh, of course. [00:32:13.220 -> 00:32:14.220]: Of course. [00:32:14.220 -> 00:32:16.220]: Dude, everybody says that. [00:32:16.220 -> 00:32:17.220]: Everybody says that online. [00:32:17.220 -> 00:32:18.220]: It's so cringe. [00:32:18.220 -> 00:32:19.220]: Of course it could be true. [00:32:19.220 -> 00:32:20.220]: But what are the odds of that? [00:32:20.220 -> 00:32:22.220]: Like for everybody that you insult. [00:32:22.220 -> 00:32:23.220]: Very slim. [00:32:23.220 -> 00:32:25.220]: Slim to none, Luigi. [00:32:25.220 -> 00:32:26.220]: Slim to none. [00:32:26.220 -> 00:32:27.220]: Anyways, I'll be right back, guys. [00:32:27.220 -> 00:32:28.220]: I'll be right back. [00:32:28.220 -> 00:32:29.220]: Give me like one minute. 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[00:32:56.220 -> 00:32:57.220]: And what's wrong with a big woman? [00:32:57.220 -> 00:32:58.220]: Nothing. [00:32:58.220 -> 00:33:00.220]: More cushion for the pushing, my boy. [00:33:00.220 -> 00:33:01.220]: You already know what time it is. 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[00:33:31.220 -> 00:33:34.220]: I'm Coinbase, I'm gonna send you my Exodus just in case maybe. 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[00:33:56.220 -> 00:33:57.220]: Dynamite, you're a fucking legend. [00:33:57.220 -> 00:33:58.220]: (upbeat rock music) [00:33:58.220 -> 00:34:01.220]: We already know, I'm gonna write you out. 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[00:34:22.220 -> 00:34:23.220]: (upbeat rock music) [00:34:23.220 -> 00:34:24.220]: (upbeat rock music) [00:34:24.220 -> 00:34:25.220]: (upbeat rock music) [00:34:25.220 -> 00:34:35.220]: [MUSIC] [00:34:35.220 -> 00:34:43.640]: >> He can't even tell me what Eddie. [00:34:43.640 -> 00:34:45.800]: [MUSIC] [00:34:45.800 -> 00:34:46.980]: This guy's a troll, I'll be right back. [00:34:46.980 -> 00:34:54.980]: [MUSIC] [00:34:54.980 -> 00:35:04.980]: [MUSIC] [00:35:04.980 -> 00:35:14.980]: [MUSIC] [00:35:14.980 -> 00:35:32.040]: >> Back and forth, the struggle consumes us all. [00:35:32.040 -> 00:35:42.040]: [MUSIC] [00:35:42.040 -> 00:35:52.040]: [MUSIC] [00:35:52.040 -> 00:36:02.040]: [MUSIC] [00:36:02.040 -> 00:36:12.040]: [MUSIC] [00:36:12.040 -> 00:36:30.040]: [MUSIC] [00:36:31.040 -> 00:36:41.040]: [MUSIC] [00:36:41.040 -> 00:36:51.040]: [MUSIC] [00:36:51.040 -> 00:37:02.040]: [MUSIC] [00:37:03.040 -> 00:37:13.040]: [MUSIC] [00:37:28.040 -> 00:37:38.040]: [MUSIC] [00:37:38.040 -> 00:37:48.040]: [MUSIC] [00:38:03.040 -> 00:38:13.040]: [MUSIC] [00:38:28.040 -> 00:38:38.040]: [MUSIC] [00:38:53.040 -> 00:39:03.040]: [MUSIC] [00:39:18.040 -> 00:39:28.040]: [MUSIC] [00:39:28.040 -> 00:39:30.040]: When is he back? [00:39:30.040 -> 00:39:32.040]: When is he back? [00:39:32.040 -> 00:39:38.040]: I told you guys, I'll be back in exactly 3 minutes and 44 seconds. [00:39:38.040 -> 00:39:44.040]: If you would listen, you would know that I would have been back in 3 minutes and 44 seconds. [00:39:44.040 -> 00:39:48.040]: Now, how does it feel to not listen ever, big force? [00:39:48.040 -> 00:39:49.040]: You're wrong. [00:39:49.040 -> 00:39:51.040]: You're wrong again. [00:39:51.040 -> 00:39:54.040]: Wrong answers, you're fired off the show, you're not winning any money. [00:39:54.040 -> 00:39:55.040]: Sorry, boss. [00:39:55.040 -> 00:39:57.040]: That sucks. [00:39:57.040 -> 00:39:58.040]: That fucking sucks, bro. [00:39:58.040 -> 00:40:03.040]: [MUSIC] [00:40:03.040 -> 00:40:05.040]: I know, but how are they supposed to know when I'm getting back? [00:40:05.040 -> 00:40:06.040]: How are they going to know that? [00:40:06.040 -> 00:40:07.040]: How would they know that? [00:40:07.040 -> 00:40:11.040]: Tell me, just let me see your honest answer with them. [00:40:11.040 -> 00:40:13.040]: I'll do whatever I want to do, worsen. [00:40:13.040 -> 00:40:18.040]: If you donate me money, you can more than welcome and give me a recommendation on what to do and what the game is. [00:40:18.040 -> 00:40:19.040]: What the fuck is boss? [00:40:19.040 -> 00:40:22.040]: Oh my God, it's been 2 minutes. [00:40:22.040 -> 00:40:23.040]: God, man. [00:40:23.040 -> 00:40:24.040]: It's been 3 minutes. [00:40:24.040 -> 00:40:25.040]: I'm about to unsub. [00:40:25.040 -> 00:40:26.040]: God. [00:40:26.040 -> 00:40:29.040]: That's right. [00:40:29.040 -> 00:40:31.040]: We have money, Terrence. [00:40:31.040 -> 00:40:32.040]: Shut up, bitch. [00:40:32.040 -> 00:40:33.040]: Why don't you juice, pussy? [00:40:33.040 -> 00:40:35.040]: It's like a 10-minute time out, buddy. [00:40:35.040 -> 00:40:37.040]: Dude, we need to pickle. [00:40:37.040 -> 00:40:38.040]: We need to go to pickle van. [00:40:38.040 -> 00:40:39.040]: That's where we're going. [00:40:39.040 -> 00:40:40.040]: Oh, man. [00:40:40.040 -> 00:40:41.040]: My bad, guys. [00:40:41.040 -> 00:40:42.040]: I'm so sorry, guys. [00:40:42.040 -> 00:40:43.040]: I've got to go. [00:40:43.040 -> 00:40:46.040]: I've got a whole team on CSGO waiting for me. [00:40:46.040 -> 00:40:48.040]: It's like a dickhead, but the juice is calling. [00:40:48.040 -> 00:40:50.040]: When the juice is calling, you've got to go. [00:40:50.040 -> 00:40:52.040]: You've got to get to the money. [00:40:52.040 -> 00:40:53.040]: You've got to get to the money. [00:40:53.040 -> 00:40:54.040]: All right, I've got to end my stream. [00:40:54.040 -> 00:40:55.040]: It'll just take 30 seconds. [00:40:55.040 -> 00:40:56.040]: I'll be back live. [00:40:56.040 -> 00:40:58.040]: Oh, I know, right? [00:40:58.040 -> 00:40:59.040]: Oh, I know. [00:40:59.040 -> 00:41:00.040]: I know, campsers. [00:41:00.040 -> 00:41:01.040]: Exactly, bro. [00:41:01.040 -> 00:41:02.040]: You're right. [00:41:02.040 -> 00:41:03.040]: That's exactly right. [00:41:03.040 -> 00:41:04.040]: They all have the pro strats. [00:41:04.040 -> 00:41:07.040]: They want to see me lose, but they don't have any money to fucking-- [00:41:07.040 -> 00:41:08.040]: Nah, worsen. [00:41:08.040 -> 00:41:09.040]: You're going to get banned out for 4 hours this time. [00:41:09.040 -> 00:41:10.040]: I'll see you in 4 hours, worsen. [00:41:10.040 -> 00:41:11.040]: Hey, worsen. [00:41:11.040 -> 00:41:12.040]: Can you tell me something? [00:41:12.040 -> 00:41:15.040]: Type of 5 if you're not stupid as fuck. [00:41:15.040 -> 00:41:18.040]: I knew it. [00:41:18.040 -> 00:41:20.040]: I knew his ass was stupid as fuck. [00:41:20.040 -> 00:41:21.040]: I fucking knew it. [00:41:21.040 -> 00:41:23.040]: Are your guys name Worsome? [00:41:23.040 -> 00:41:24.040]: Is your name Worsome? [00:41:24.040 -> 00:41:25.040]: 30-minute timeout. [00:41:25.040 -> 00:41:27.040]: Talking monster, 30-second timeout. [00:41:27.040 -> 00:41:28.040]: Okay, there. [00:41:28.040 -> 00:41:29.040]: Oh, campsers. [00:41:29.040 -> 00:41:30.040]: Campsters. [00:41:30.040 -> 00:41:31.040]: I like you, buddy. [00:41:31.040 -> 00:41:33.040]: I like you, buddy. [00:41:33.040 -> 00:41:35.040]: Don't fucking test me. [00:41:35.040 -> 00:41:36.040]: This is my stream. [00:41:36.040 -> 00:41:37.040]: You little bitches. [00:41:37.040 -> 00:41:38.040]: This is my show. [00:41:38.040 -> 00:41:39.040]: I'll be right back, guys. [00:41:39.040 -> 00:41:40.040]: Love you, Diamond. [00:41:40.040 -> 00:41:41.040]: Thank you for the juicer, bro. [00:41:41.040 -> 00:41:41.540]: Be right back, guys. [00:41:41.540 -> 00:41:47.540]: [BLANK_AUDIO]