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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:07.880]:  Unh, yeah, unh, yeah, unh, yeah, unh, yeah, unh, yeah, unh, yeah, unh, yeah
[00:00:07.880 -> 00:00:10.200]:  Wait a minute, get it how you live it
[00:00:10.200 -> 00:00:13.280]:  Ten toes in when we standing on binnies, I'm a
[00:00:13.280 -> 00:00:15.600]:  Big step up, underground methods
[00:00:15.600 -> 00:00:18.440]:  Dive nachos, get the most, not the little
[00:00:18.440 -> 00:00:20.880]:  Straight terror, 'bout that they're your errors
[00:00:20.880 -> 00:00:23.880]:  Pushing culture, baby, got that power that you can measure
[00:00:23.880 -> 00:00:26.200]:  Trend zetta, the one who get the weather
[00:00:26.200 -> 00:00:28.240]:  Swippin' while I bump in Patrick Patter
[00:00:28.240 -> 00:00:30.560]:  Rollin' through the city with the big dogs
[00:00:30.560 -> 00:00:33.120]:  Fuck the laws, lawyer with me, we ain't got a count
[00:00:33.120 -> 00:00:35.760]:  Silly on silent with the paddock and the pillar lock
[00:00:35.760 -> 00:00:38.480]:  That's how you make the money pop for everyone involved
[00:00:38.480 -> 00:00:41.040]:  And if you don't deserve a cut, then we gon' cut 'em off
[00:00:41.040 -> 00:00:43.840]:  My Baba got me looking proper every single time
[00:00:43.840 -> 00:00:46.400]:  Fresh fake, get him painted on that child grid
[00:00:46.400 -> 00:00:49.280]:  You ain't walkin' out alive, smokin' when we young
[00:00:49.280 -> 00:00:51.920]:  And you know I got it boy, for the ones who gone
[00:00:51.920 -> 00:00:54.560]:  R.I.P. is in your memory, we carry on
[00:00:54.560 -> 00:00:57.200]:  When I die, they will not bury me, not what I want
[00:00:57.200 -> 00:00:59.680]:  Burn my body, pour my ashes in the river, y'all
[00:00:59.680 -> 00:01:02.400]:  That's how we knowin' that the flow 'bout to carry on
[00:01:02.400 -> 00:01:05.040]:  See, immortality's a fallacy, I feel it wrong
[00:01:05.040 -> 00:01:07.920]:  This other family gon' carry me the way beyond
[00:01:07.920 -> 00:01:10.720]:  Anything you've ever known, anything you've done
[00:01:10.720 -> 00:01:13.920]:  They ask me how you get like this, how you look like this
[00:01:13.920 -> 00:01:16.560]:  Why you worry 'bout it, who, get up on my dick
[00:01:16.560 -> 00:01:19.120]:  Get up outta the way, what you think this is
[00:01:19.120 -> 00:01:21.440]:  And we ain't worried 'bout it, who, why she scared the whip
[00:01:21.440 -> 00:01:24.560]:  They ask me how you get like this, how you look like this
[00:01:24.560 -> 00:01:27.120]:  Why you worry 'bout it, who, get up on my dick
[00:01:27.120 -> 00:01:29.760]:  Get up outta the way, what you think this is
[00:01:29.760 -> 00:01:32.240]:  And we ain't worried 'bout it, who, why she scared the whip
[00:01:32.240 -> 00:01:35.600]:  Yeah, yeah, it's worth it, movin' to the money like it's urgent
[00:01:35.600 -> 00:01:39.040]:  Hands on God, so I'm in it like a surgeon
[00:01:39.040 -> 00:01:41.920]:  The skin color like the bourbon, worldwide sign
[00:01:41.920 -> 00:01:43.920]:  And we face closed curtains
[00:01:43.920 -> 00:01:46.080]:  I hear you, nothin' ever certain
[00:01:46.080 -> 00:01:47.280]:  Only then there's promises
[00:01:47.280 -> 00:01:48.640]:  What in the fuck is that noise?
[00:01:56.080 -> 00:01:59.280]:  Okay, good. Everyone's awake, that's good.
[00:01:59.280 -> 00:02:04.000]:  That's very good news. Very good. One second, one second.
[00:02:04.000 -> 00:02:06.800]:  Got some good sleep, guys.
[00:02:06.800 -> 00:02:08.720]:  Sorry, my hair looks like a mess, I still need to shower.
[00:02:08.720 -> 00:02:12.000]:  I'll shower in like half an hour, okay?
[00:02:12.000 -> 00:02:14.400]:  Give me a loan. Give me a loan.
[00:02:14.400 -> 00:02:16.320]:  Oh, what's up with my webcam? It's straight frozen.
[00:02:16.320 -> 00:02:19.520]:  Psych, I'm just sittin' here. You can't even see my lips move.
[00:02:19.520 -> 00:02:22.480]:  That's how good- Oh, shit, it updated. Fuck.
[00:02:22.880 -> 00:02:26.880]:  [buzzing]
[00:02:26.880 -> 00:02:28.880]:  [buzzing]
[00:02:28.880 -> 00:02:30.240]:  [buzzing]
[00:02:30.240 -> 00:02:33.200]:  Looked like a statue, huh? Huh?
[00:02:33.200 -> 00:02:36.480]:  All right, who wants to see some- Oh, guess what came in the mail, guys?
[00:02:36.480 -> 00:02:38.080]:  Can anybody guess? Of course you can.
[00:02:38.080 -> 00:02:41.360]:  That's right. My brand new headphones.
[00:02:41.360 -> 00:02:47.840]:  Yeah, buddy, I got two- No, I got a pair of headphones.
[00:02:47.840 -> 00:02:49.440]:  No, headphones.
[00:02:50.800 -> 00:02:53.760]:  Looking slick. Don't say that, dude. That sounds really wrong.
[00:02:53.760 -> 00:02:54.880]:  I think I'm one minute time out.
[00:02:54.880 -> 00:02:57.040]:  Bro, I was looking sick. Of course.
[00:02:57.040 -> 00:03:00.560]:  I have 160-dollar headphones on my head.
[00:03:00.560 -> 00:03:01.920]:  Get like me.
[00:03:01.920 -> 00:03:04.560]:  Dude, the only thing is, they're not very loud.
[00:03:04.560 -> 00:03:06.960]:  I mean, there's no volume button on them. Is there? No.
[00:03:06.960 -> 00:03:11.920]:  Like, I don't know what it is. I haven't plugged in my monitor, so that doesn't help.
[00:03:11.920 -> 00:03:15.120]:  Did you get a reload? I got a reload.
[00:03:15.120 -> 00:03:18.720]:  Your mom got a reload of my cum on her face.
[00:03:19.440 -> 00:03:22.080]:  She got a reload of my cum on her face.
[00:03:22.080 -> 00:03:27.040]:  Yeah, how you like them? She got the biggest reload ever.
[00:03:27.040 -> 00:03:30.160]:  She said, "Oh, my God. I can't take another reload."
[00:03:30.160 -> 00:03:37.840]:  With some grandkids, you can have my reload. I'm good. I'm good.
[00:03:37.840 -> 00:03:41.360]:  All right, we're just playing RuneScape, guys. I'm gonna fuck some kids up, though.
[00:03:41.360 -> 00:03:43.760]:  I'm gonna fuck them up, dawg.
[00:03:43.760 -> 00:03:46.000]:  I don't have any game of money, so...
[00:03:46.960 -> 00:03:48.880]:  Oh, that's a good point.
[00:03:48.880 -> 00:03:50.480]:  Actually, on the settings on the monitor.
[00:03:50.480 -> 00:03:53.200]:  Yeah, that's a good point. It might be down low.
[00:03:53.200 -> 00:03:57.120]:  Hmm, is there a button on here? Okay, there's a button.
[00:03:57.120 -> 00:03:59.760]:  Where's the button at?
[00:03:59.760 -> 00:04:03.200]:  So, I went to jail, reloading on your mom's face.
[00:04:03.200 -> 00:04:03.920]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:03.920 -> 00:04:08.720]:  I went to jail, 'cause I brutally assaulted your mom's vagina.
[00:04:08.720 -> 00:04:11.120]:  It fucking hurt her.
[00:04:11.120 -> 00:04:13.440]:  Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
[00:04:13.440 -> 00:04:16.320]:  It fucking hurt her.
[00:04:16.320 -> 00:04:17.360]:  Where's the button on this thing?
[00:04:17.360 -> 00:04:19.920]:  Oh, here we go. Here it is.
[00:04:19.920 -> 00:04:21.760]:  Okay, here we go, guys.
[00:04:21.760 -> 00:04:27.840]:  Arrogate. I'm aware of it. I know.
[00:04:27.840 -> 00:04:28.800]:  Where's the audio at?
[00:04:28.800 -> 00:04:32.720]:  Image, input source.
[00:04:32.720 -> 00:04:37.200]:  Okay, settings.
[00:04:37.200 -> 00:04:39.460]:  No.
[00:04:39.460 -> 00:04:42.160]:  Well, I see nothing about audio on here.
[00:04:42.160 -> 00:04:46.960]:  [Music]
[00:04:46.960 -> 00:04:47.840]:  Maybe I'm just dumb.
[00:04:47.840 -> 00:04:53.600]:  [Music]
[00:04:53.600 -> 00:04:55.600]:  Yeah, I see nothing about. Damn it.
[00:04:55.600 -> 00:05:00.480]:  No, fuck that, dude.
[00:05:00.480 -> 00:05:03.920]:  Why does my monitor look so shitty now? That looks good.
[00:05:03.920 -> 00:05:07.680]:  Dude, how do I...
[00:05:07.680 -> 00:05:11.600]:  Oh, oh, fuck.
[00:05:12.000 -> 00:05:17.280]:  [Music]
[00:05:17.280 -> 00:05:18.320]:  Bro, how do I get out of this?
[00:05:18.320 -> 00:05:22.880]:  No, no, this is my old monitor. This looks like shit.
[00:05:22.880 -> 00:05:25.760]:  This is, this, this mode looks like shit.
[00:05:25.760 -> 00:05:27.520]:  I'm gonna, I'm gonna refresh or default it.
[00:05:27.520 -> 00:05:30.000]:  Reset. Here we go.
[00:05:30.000 -> 00:05:32.640]:  I just reset my monitor. Let's see what it looks like.
[00:05:32.640 -> 00:05:35.440]:  Say it just cut off. Everything's black.
[00:05:35.440 -> 00:05:36.640]:  Oh, there we go. That looks way better.
[00:05:36.640 -> 00:05:39.440]:  Hmm, not sure about the audio, though.
[00:05:39.440 -> 00:05:40.160]:  Really not sure.
[00:05:40.720 -> 00:05:41.600]:  Everything's turned up.
[00:05:41.600 -> 00:05:45.280]:  Yeah, everything's turned up.
[00:05:45.280 -> 00:05:47.600]:  It's just kind of quiet, man.
[00:05:47.600 -> 00:05:53.520]:  Everything has turned up, yeah. Hmm, not sure.
[00:05:53.520 -> 00:05:58.240]:  I doubt that's why you got bad.
[00:05:58.240 -> 00:06:00.320]:  I know you can't.
[00:06:00.320 -> 00:06:02.400]:  It's going good, Billy.
[00:06:02.400 -> 00:06:07.200]:  No, that's okay, Goya, Goya. I appreciate it.
[00:06:08.560 -> 00:06:11.040]:  No, there's no headphones wheel on the headphones, no.
[00:06:11.040 -> 00:06:13.440]:  Just straight up headphones.
[00:06:13.440 -> 00:06:17.280]:  Money grand.
[00:06:17.280 -> 00:06:21.280]:  All right, let's play a game of LMS.
[00:06:21.280 -> 00:06:28.320]:  If I get some money, yeah, I have no money right now.
[00:06:28.320 -> 00:06:30.080]:  I'll have money later.
[00:06:30.080 -> 00:06:34.640]:  No idea, bro.
[00:06:36.000 -> 00:06:40.000]:  All right, oh, wait, why does my why my mouth feel like this?
[00:06:40.000 -> 00:06:53.520]:  I'm gonna fuck this kid up.
[00:06:53.520 -> 00:06:59.040]:  Oh, my God, my windows down.
[00:06:59.040 -> 00:07:21.520]:  Oh, my God. Oh, my God, guys.
[00:07:21.520 -> 00:07:24.640]:  I'm nervous that she's upset.
[00:07:24.640 -> 00:07:37.760]:  I want this orangey, though.
[00:07:37.760 -> 00:07:39.360]:  Stupid.
[00:07:39.360 -> 00:07:45.040]:  Well, what is this orangey always?
[00:07:45.040 -> 00:08:02.160]:  You got it in your head.
[00:08:02.160 -> 00:08:09.600]:  I came up now.
[00:08:12.800 -> 00:08:17.120]:  Hey, stop right now.
[00:08:17.120 -> 00:08:23.040]:  No, she did we burn it down there now?
[00:08:23.040 -> 00:08:29.280]:  Oh, come on, dude.
[00:08:29.280 -> 00:08:29.920]:  Come on, man.
[00:08:29.920 -> 00:08:32.000]:  Dude, hit this fucker.
[00:08:32.000 -> 00:08:33.680]:  Dude, I hate you.
[00:08:33.680 -> 00:08:35.440]:  The DD is so fucking cheap, bro.
[00:08:35.440 -> 00:08:37.760]:  Fucking barrage him, dude.
[00:08:37.760 -> 00:08:38.960]:  Could be a fucking pussy.
[00:08:38.960 -> 00:08:41.360]:  Why the fuck can't barrage him, dude?
[00:08:41.360 -> 00:08:47.200]:  Why the fuck can't barrage him, dude?
[00:08:47.200 -> 00:08:59.040]:  Why the fuck can't barrage him, dude?
[00:08:59.040 -> 00:09:09.040]:  Why the fuck can't barrage him, dude?
[00:09:09.040 -> 00:09:15.520]:  Why the fuck can't barrage him, dude?
[00:09:15.520 -> 00:09:35.840]:  Come on, come on.
[00:09:35.840 -> 00:09:38.800]:  Oh, got him.
[00:09:38.800 -> 00:09:41.120]:  Yeah, bitch, get out of my fucking grill.
[00:09:41.120 -> 00:09:43.760]:  Get out of my fucking way, pussy.
[00:09:44.640 -> 00:09:45.760]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:45.760 -> 00:09:46.400]:  I need to warm up.
[00:09:46.400 -> 00:09:47.120]:  I'm getting nervous.
[00:09:47.120 -> 00:09:49.440]:  Some good upgrades.
[00:09:49.440 -> 00:09:52.160]:  I just need to breathe, bro.
[00:09:52.160 -> 00:09:54.160]:  Watch this big old bolt coming for your bitch ass.
[00:09:54.160 -> 00:09:57.840]:  Big old bolt, boys.
[00:09:57.840 -> 00:09:58.400]:  Why don't I tell you?
[00:09:58.400 -> 00:10:04.160]:  Oh, man, this guy's playing like a pussy.
[00:10:04.160 -> 00:10:06.800]:  Another DD here.
[00:10:06.800 -> 00:10:20.960]:  Come on, my RNG is honestly such dog shit all the time.
[00:10:20.960 -> 00:10:34.640]:  Look at this.
[00:10:34.640 -> 00:10:52.640]:  Oh, what is this fucking game, dude?
[00:10:54.080 -> 00:11:10.640]:  Bro, I am on this way.
[00:11:10.640 -> 00:11:13.280]:  Bro, I hope you're still good at faking out of nowhere.
[00:11:13.280 -> 00:11:17.520]:  As soon as I'm playing well, everyone else just starts fucking going ham on me, dude.
[00:11:18.800 -> 00:11:23.520]:  Another way, gotta find another way.
[00:11:23.520 -> 00:11:24.400]:  Whatever, dude.
[00:11:24.400 -> 00:11:29.920]:  Oh, my god.
[00:11:29.920 -> 00:11:38.480]:  Yeah, whatever, dude.
[00:11:38.480 -> 00:11:39.360]:  This is bad.
[00:11:39.360 -> 00:11:41.600]:  RNG is such bullshit, dude.
[00:11:41.600 -> 00:11:42.160]:  It really is.
[00:11:42.160 -> 00:11:44.560]:  I got splashed and I hit zero so much.
[00:11:44.560 -> 00:11:45.440]:  I'll be right back, guys.
[00:11:45.440 -> 00:11:46.160]:  I'll be right back.
[00:11:46.960 -> 00:11:50.000]:  Oh, no.
[00:11:50.240 -> 00:11:53.840]:  Now is the time to solve what you're made of.
[00:11:53.840 -> 00:12:07.840]:  Now is the time to solve what you're made of.
[00:12:07.840 -> 00:12:21.680]:  Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:12:21.680 -> 00:12:30.160]:  I am happy to be alive, 'cause I know I could not be in a place so vilified.
[00:12:30.160 -> 00:12:34.960]:  Can't stand the quiet nights.
[00:12:34.960 -> 00:12:39.520]:  Why fill up my glass of pride?
[00:12:39.520 -> 00:12:41.840]:  Whole phone is all I know.
[00:12:41.840 -> 00:12:45.840]:  Why not keep me from silent cries?
[00:12:45.840 -> 00:12:51.600]:  Nothing I could sit down running from this pain in my way.
[00:12:51.600 -> 00:12:55.360]:  I'm fighting every day.
[00:12:55.360 -> 00:12:58.240]:  Why am I this way?
[00:12:58.240 -> 00:13:05.360]:  A nigga trying to maintain.
[00:13:05.360 -> 00:13:08.320]:  I sit and tell myself, okay, we got to find another way.
[00:13:08.320 -> 00:13:12.320]:  You got to find another way.
[00:13:12.320 -> 00:13:16.800]:  You got to find another way.
[00:13:16.800 -> 00:13:18.800]:  Don't miss it now.
[00:13:18.800 -> 00:13:20.800]:  You're my only hope.
[00:13:20.800 -> 00:13:22.800]:  You'll be okay.
[00:13:22.800 -> 00:13:24.800]:  You'll find another way.
[00:13:24.800 -> 00:13:26.800]:  Oh, yeah, let me grab it.
[00:13:26.800 -> 00:13:27.920]:  I'll check out one right here.
[00:13:27.920 -> 00:13:29.920]:  I'm not going to hear it.
[00:13:29.920 -> 00:13:33.760]:  Nugs will get me back in my nerves calm.
[00:13:33.760 -> 00:13:35.760]:  Hopefully.
[00:13:35.760 -> 00:13:37.760]:  What's that noise?
[00:13:37.760 -> 00:13:39.760]:  What made me start doing that?
[00:13:39.760 -> 00:13:41.760]:  Oh, yeah, Dumb and Dumber.
[00:13:41.760 -> 00:13:43.760]:  Dumb and Dumber.
[00:13:43.760 -> 00:13:45.760]:  Got 'em.
[00:13:45.760 -> 00:13:47.760]:  Woke 'em up.
[00:13:47.760 -> 00:13:49.760]:  What the fuck, bro?
[00:13:49.760 -> 00:13:51.760]:  I've had people that are like, dude, that's not even funny, dude.
[00:13:51.760 -> 00:13:53.760]:  You're all serious about it?
[00:13:53.760 -> 00:13:55.760]:  That's not even funny.
[00:13:55.760 -> 00:13:57.760]:  Shut up, pussbag.
[00:13:57.760 -> 00:13:59.760]:  Sorry, yo, pussy hurt.
[00:13:59.760 -> 00:14:01.760]:  I always had this fucking Bonginator, dude.
[00:14:01.760 -> 00:14:03.760]:  Bong's going in.
[00:14:03.760 -> 00:14:05.760]:  It's a great movie.
[00:14:05.760 -> 00:14:07.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:07.760 -> 00:14:09.760]:  I have, yeah.
[00:14:09.760 -> 00:14:11.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:11.760 -> 00:14:13.760]:  I got twenty-three spins on it.
[00:14:13.760 -> 00:14:15.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:15.760 -> 00:14:17.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:17.760 -> 00:14:19.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:19.760 -> 00:14:21.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:21.760 -> 00:14:23.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:23.760 -> 00:14:25.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:25.760 -> 00:14:27.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:27.760 -> 00:14:29.760]:  I have, yeah.
[00:14:29.760 -> 00:14:31.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:31.760 -> 00:14:33.760]:  I got twenty-three spins on it.
[00:14:33.760 -> 00:14:35.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:35.760 -> 00:14:37.760]:  No, I got a hundred-three spins on it yesterday.
[00:14:37.760 -> 00:14:39.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:39.760 -> 00:14:41.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:41.760 -> 00:14:43.760]:  Homie.
[00:14:43.760 -> 00:14:45.760]:  You'll find real love.
[00:14:45.760 -> 00:14:49.760]:  The hero gets lonely.
[00:14:49.760 -> 00:14:51.760]:  Alright, what to do, guys?
[00:14:51.760 -> 00:14:53.760]:  Let's play another game.
[00:14:53.760 -> 00:14:55.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:14:55.760 -> 00:14:57.760]:  Homie.
[00:15:01.760 -> 00:15:03.760]:  Look at this account.
[00:15:03.760 -> 00:15:05.760]:  Look at the gear, I don't mind.
[00:15:05.760 -> 00:15:07.760]:  You guys, I'm trying to get out of the mess.
[00:15:07.760 -> 00:15:13.760]:  What a nerd.
[00:15:13.760 -> 00:15:17.760]:  Dang.
[00:15:17.760 -> 00:15:19.760]:  That's what you call...
[00:15:19.760 -> 00:15:21.760]:  a Sora...
[00:15:21.760 -> 00:15:23.760]:  that's what you call a Sora loser.
[00:15:23.760 -> 00:15:25.760]:  [LAUGHING]
[00:15:25.760 -> 00:15:27.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:27.760 -> 00:15:29.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:29.760 -> 00:15:31.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:31.760 -> 00:15:33.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:33.760 -> 00:15:35.760]:  I'll hit you, your mom will hit my pipe.
[00:15:35.760 -> 00:15:37.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:37.760 -> 00:15:39.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:39.760 -> 00:15:41.760]:  Your mom will suck my pipe.
[00:15:41.760 -> 00:15:43.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:43.760 -> 00:15:45.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:45.760 -> 00:15:47.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:47.760 -> 00:15:49.760]:  What up from waycatchers?
[00:15:49.760 -> 00:15:51.760]:  You haven't seen a movie in so long.
[00:15:51.760 -> 00:15:53.760]:  Please touch very heavily.
[00:15:53.760 -> 00:15:55.760]:  I'm in the shower getting Becky.
[00:15:55.760 -> 00:15:57.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:57.760 -> 00:15:59.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:15:59.760 -> 00:16:01.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:01.760 -> 00:16:03.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:03.760 -> 00:16:05.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:05.760 -> 00:16:07.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:07.760 -> 00:16:09.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:09.760 -> 00:16:11.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:11.760 -> 00:16:13.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:13.760 -> 00:16:15.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:15.760 -> 00:16:17.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:17.760 -> 00:16:19.760]:  What's up with everybody faking today?
[00:16:19.760 -> 00:16:21.760]:  Like no one usually does that.
[00:16:21.760 -> 00:16:23.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:23.760 -> 00:16:25.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:25.760 -> 00:16:27.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:27.760 -> 00:16:29.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:29.760 -> 00:16:31.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:31.760 -> 00:16:33.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:33.760 -> 00:16:35.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:35.760 -> 00:16:37.760]:  What the fuck is this RNG, boys?
[00:16:37.760 -> 00:16:39.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:16:39.760 -> 00:16:41.760]:  Oh!
[00:16:41.760 -> 00:16:43.760]:  Oh! Damn!
[00:16:43.760 -> 00:16:45.760]:  What the fuck are you even tripling?
[00:16:45.760 -> 00:16:47.760]:  These guys are fucking weird, dude.
[00:16:47.760 -> 00:16:49.760]:  I swear to God, I can play so good as soon as I'm offline.
[00:16:49.760 -> 00:16:51.760]:  Soon as I go live, I start playing like shit, dude.
[00:16:51.760 -> 00:16:53.760]:  I get the worst RNG while I'm live.
[00:16:53.760 -> 00:16:55.760]:  It's almost like RuneScape can detect
[00:16:55.760 -> 00:16:57.760]:  when I'm streaming by my internet connection or something.
[00:16:57.760 -> 00:16:59.760]:  I swear to God, dude.
[00:16:59.760 -> 00:17:01.760]:  I was mowing kids down as soon as I went live.
[00:17:01.760 -> 00:17:03.760]:  It's crazy.
[00:17:03.760 -> 00:17:05.760]:  Either that or I just get pressured from being live.
[00:17:05.760 -> 00:17:07.760]:  It's one of the two.
[00:17:07.760 -> 00:17:09.760]:  Well, you got to hit them when they're not preying against them.
[00:17:09.760 -> 00:17:13.760]:  All right, so I'll show you once the game starts.
[00:17:13.760 -> 00:17:15.760]:  You know, big spin, you think you're funny?
[00:17:15.760 -> 00:17:17.760]:  Type of five, you think that guy's funny.
[00:17:17.760 -> 00:17:19.760]:  [COUGHING]
[00:17:19.760 -> 00:17:23.760]:  Type of six, if you don't think he's funny.
[00:17:23.760 -> 00:17:25.760]:  Anton Tony.
[00:17:25.760 -> 00:17:27.760]:  Type of six, if you don't think he's funny.
[00:17:27.760 -> 00:17:29.760]:  Dumbass.
[00:17:29.760 -> 00:17:31.760]:  Dumbass, motherfucker.
[00:17:31.760 -> 00:17:33.760]:  He's slow as a bitch, boy.
[00:17:33.760 -> 00:17:35.760]:  Slow. He's slow slow.
[00:17:35.760 -> 00:17:37.760]:  So they're trying to be funny.
[00:17:37.760 -> 00:17:45.760]:  Yeah, I used to play with him a hell of a while.
[00:17:45.760 -> 00:17:47.760]:  I love my Warcraft. It's a good game.
[00:17:47.760 -> 00:17:49.760]:  I don't think I can ever get back into it, though.
[00:17:49.760 -> 00:17:51.760]:  I don't know why.
[00:17:51.760 -> 00:18:01.760]:  Oh, come on.
[00:18:01.760 -> 00:18:07.760]:  What?
[00:18:07.760 -> 00:18:09.760]:  I'm not even gonna fight.
[00:18:09.760 -> 00:18:11.760]:  Here we go.
[00:18:11.760 -> 00:18:13.760]:  Oh, how they go.
[00:18:13.760 -> 00:18:23.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:18:23.760 -> 00:18:25.760]:  It's on their own.
[00:18:25.760 -> 00:18:31.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:18:31.760 -> 00:18:33.760]:  This guy's extremely good or cheating?
[00:18:33.760 -> 00:18:43.760]:  No, how it go.
[00:18:43.760 -> 00:18:49.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:18:49.760 -> 00:18:51.760]:  They're back on yellow.
[00:18:51.760 -> 00:18:57.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:18:57.760 -> 00:18:59.760]:  I hate yellow skull.
[00:18:59.760 -> 00:19:01.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:19:01.760 -> 00:19:03.760]:  I hate yellow.
[00:19:03.760 -> 00:19:13.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:19:13.760 -> 00:19:15.760]:  Oh my god, that was huge.
[00:19:15.760 -> 00:19:19.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:19:19.760 -> 00:19:21.760]:  Oh, that shouldn't be.
[00:19:21.760 -> 00:19:32.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:19:32.760 -> 00:19:33.760]:  Oh!
[00:19:33.760 -> 00:19:37.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:19:37.760 -> 00:19:39.760]:  Fucking cloud on.
[00:19:39.760 -> 00:19:44.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:19:44.760 -> 00:19:46.760]:  Fucking cloud on.
[00:19:46.760 -> 00:19:56.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:19:56.760 -> 00:19:58.760]:  Oh, come on, dude.
[00:19:58.760 -> 00:20:04.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:20:04.760 -> 00:20:06.760]:  I swear this guy's got the auto prayer flicker thing.
[00:20:06.760 -> 00:20:12.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:20:12.760 -> 00:20:14.760]:  Why do I splash so fucking much, dude?
[00:20:14.760 -> 00:20:38.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:20:38.760 -> 00:20:39.760]:  Oh, come on.
[00:20:39.760 -> 00:20:41.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:20:41.760 -> 00:20:42.760]:  Dude, come on, man.
[00:20:42.760 -> 00:20:43.760]:  How do I lose every fight?
[00:20:43.760 -> 00:20:44.760]:  There's no way.
[00:20:44.760 -> 00:20:45.760]:  My RNG's is bad.
[00:20:45.760 -> 00:20:47.760]:  Jage has it out for me, bro.
[00:20:47.760 -> 00:20:48.760]:  I swear to god they do.
[00:20:48.760 -> 00:20:49.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:20:49.760 -> 00:20:52.760]:  You know they ban friends accounts of mine that I never really traded on?
[00:20:52.760 -> 00:20:53.760]:  That makes no sense, dude.
[00:20:53.760 -> 00:20:56.760]:  They're literally just like giving it out of spite, bro.
[00:20:56.760 -> 00:20:58.760]:  They did that out of spite.
[00:20:58.760 -> 00:21:01.760]:  They banned my friend's total max mane out of spite.
[00:21:01.760 -> 00:21:03.760]:  I didn't even fucking screw a trade on it.
[00:21:03.760 -> 00:21:05.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:21:05.760 -> 00:21:07.760]:  Oh, why else would they do it?
[00:21:07.760 -> 00:21:10.760]:  I didn't touch trading on that game, on that account.
[00:21:10.760 -> 00:21:11.760]:  Tell me why they do that.
[00:21:11.760 -> 00:21:13.760]:  Max made $22.77.
[00:21:13.760 -> 00:21:16.760]:  Max, Max lost it.
[00:21:16.760 -> 00:21:19.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:21:19.760 -> 00:21:20.760]:  That was a chain ban.
[00:21:20.760 -> 00:21:21.760]:  That makes no sense.
[00:21:21.760 -> 00:21:29.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:21:29.760 -> 00:21:30.760]:  Big stepper.
[00:21:30.760 -> 00:21:40.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:21:40.760 -> 00:21:42.760]:  Fucking hell.
[00:21:42.760 -> 00:21:46.760]:  Can I please just hit this fucker?
[00:21:46.760 -> 00:21:48.760]:  This is so cheap.
[00:21:48.760 -> 00:22:02.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:22:02.760 -> 00:22:05.760]:  What the fuck is this bullshit they do with the walls, man?
[00:22:05.760 -> 00:22:07.760]:  It's actually so cheap.
[00:22:07.760 -> 00:22:09.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:22:09.760 -> 00:22:10.760]:  You can't even click them.
[00:22:10.760 -> 00:22:11.760]:  It makes it impossible.
[00:22:11.760 -> 00:22:13.760]:  I'm not playing or supporting this game anymore.
[00:22:13.760 -> 00:22:14.760]:  I swear to God.
[00:22:14.760 -> 00:22:16.760]:  I can't even see the screen good.
[00:22:16.760 -> 00:22:18.760]:  I'm glad y'all can't because that was some straight bullshit.
[00:22:18.760 -> 00:22:20.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:22:20.760 -> 00:22:22.760]:  That one strikes a much better game.
[00:22:22.760 -> 00:22:25.760]:  The P.K. is so fucking rigged on RuneScape.
[00:22:25.760 -> 00:22:37.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:22:37.760 -> 00:22:39.760]:  Who's going to do some?
[00:22:39.760 -> 00:22:40.760]:  Nobody is.
[00:22:40.760 -> 00:22:41.760]:  I'm not even asking.
[00:22:41.760 -> 00:22:42.760]:  What's wrong with you?
[00:22:42.760 -> 00:22:44.760]:  Weirdo alert.
[00:22:44.760 -> 00:22:45.760]:  Weirdo.
[00:22:45.760 -> 00:22:47.760]:  About to take a bong rip.
[00:22:47.760 -> 00:22:48.760]:  What you think this is?
[00:22:48.760 -> 00:22:49.760]:  What you think this is?
[00:22:49.760 -> 00:22:51.760]:  Getting high as shit.
[00:22:51.760 -> 00:22:53.760]:  Yeah, that's what they do.
[00:22:53.760 -> 00:22:56.760]:  They do that often with trees, wall.
[00:22:56.760 -> 00:22:57.760]:  It's a tactic.
[00:22:57.760 -> 00:22:58.760]:  It's a strategy.
[00:22:58.760 -> 00:22:59.760]:  Whatever.
[00:22:59.760 -> 00:23:01.760]:  Same as DDing, but it kind of ruins the game.
[00:23:01.760 -> 00:23:03.760]:  It kind of doesn't prove who's better.
[00:23:03.760 -> 00:23:08.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:23:08.760 -> 00:23:12.760]:  If you fight head on, the whole fight, boom, you're better.
[00:23:12.760 -> 00:23:13.760]:  Hell yeah.
[00:23:13.760 -> 00:23:19.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:23:19.760 -> 00:23:20.760]:  Only the five.
[00:23:20.760 -> 00:23:24.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:23:24.760 -> 00:23:25.760]:  All right, we're going to counter strike.
[00:23:25.760 -> 00:23:27.760]:  Thank you, brother.
[00:23:27.760 -> 00:23:29.760]:  I wish they were louder, bro.
[00:23:29.760 -> 00:23:31.760]:  Something wrong with them.
[00:23:31.760 -> 00:23:33.760]:  They seem really quiet, bro.
[00:23:33.760 -> 00:23:35.760]:  Like really quiet, bro.
[00:23:35.760 -> 00:23:39.760]:  Why is it quiet as fuck?
[00:23:39.760 -> 00:23:43.760]:  Is it plugged in all the way?
[00:23:43.760 -> 00:23:44.760]:  Yes, it is.
[00:23:44.760 -> 00:23:45.760]:  Fuck.
[00:23:45.760 -> 00:23:49.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:23:49.760 -> 00:23:51.760]:  What's that mean, Rookin?
[00:23:51.760 -> 00:23:52.760]:  Hey, Boz, on the CS3?
[00:23:52.760 -> 00:23:55.760]:  Yeah, we're going to fuck up some CS.
[00:23:55.760 -> 00:23:57.760]:  Oh, they need some drivers?
[00:23:57.760 -> 00:23:59.760]:  They don't work when I do the drivers.
[00:23:59.760 -> 00:24:00.760]:  How do I do the drivers, guys?
[00:24:00.760 -> 00:24:02.760]:  How do I update the drivers?
[00:24:02.760 -> 00:24:04.760]:  Explain, explain.
[00:24:04.760 -> 00:24:06.760]:  Someone tell me how.
[00:24:06.760 -> 00:24:09.760]:  [MUSIC]
[00:24:09.760 -> 00:24:13.760]:  Wait, am I supposed to have mono audio on combined left and right audio channels into one?
[00:24:13.760 -> 00:24:15.760]:  They sound a little louder when I do that.
[00:24:15.760 -> 00:24:18.760]:  They sound better when I have that on.
[00:24:18.760 -> 00:24:21.760]:  It's up your ass and around the corner.
[00:24:21.760 -> 00:24:23.760]:  You have to plug in directly.
[00:24:23.760 -> 00:24:24.760]:  No, dude.
[00:24:24.760 -> 00:24:26.760]:  It doesn't work, though.
[00:24:26.760 -> 00:24:28.760]:  My things didn't work for some reason.
[00:24:28.760 -> 00:24:29.760]:  I don't know why.
[00:24:29.760 -> 00:24:32.760]:  Maybe if I update the drivers, then they will work.
[00:24:32.760 -> 00:24:33.760]:  Maybe then.
[00:24:33.760 -> 00:24:34.760]:  How do I update the drivers?
[00:24:34.760 -> 00:24:36.760]:  Because it won't work when I plug it right into my PC.
[00:24:36.760 -> 00:24:38.760]:  It's been like that for like a year.
[00:24:38.760 -> 00:24:41.760]:  I have to plug it into my monitor.
[00:24:41.760 -> 00:24:42.760]:  It sucks.
[00:24:42.760 -> 00:24:44.760]:  That's fine.
[00:24:44.760 -> 00:24:46.760]:  I have an idea.
[00:24:46.760 -> 00:24:49.760]:  Here is my $900 monitor that I broke.
[00:24:49.760 -> 00:24:51.760]:  This is $900 for this thing.
[00:24:51.760 -> 00:24:55.760]:  It's a 2K, 244 hertz, whatever monitor.
[00:24:55.760 -> 00:24:56.760]:  It's $900.
[00:24:56.760 -> 00:24:58.760]:  I threw a vape at it.
[00:24:58.760 -> 00:25:02.760]:  Maybe if I plug that in, and plug it into that audio jack,
[00:25:02.760 -> 00:25:04.760]:  but only have this screen on, it will work better.
[00:25:04.760 -> 00:25:06.760]:  What do you guys think of that?
[00:25:06.760 -> 00:25:07.760]:  Is that a good idea?
[00:25:07.760 -> 00:25:15.760]:  Yeah, it's something that I'm thinking, too, quantum.
[00:25:15.760 -> 00:25:16.760]:  Yeah.
[00:25:16.760 -> 00:25:20.760]:  Experience -- did you force experience for your audio?
[00:25:20.760 -> 00:25:21.760]:  Okay.
[00:25:21.760 -> 00:25:23.760]:  I didn't know that.
[00:25:23.760 -> 00:25:24.760]:  Probably not going to know that.
[00:25:24.760 -> 00:25:25.760]:  You don't think that's a good idea?
[00:25:25.760 -> 00:25:26.760]:  Give me a better idea, then.
[00:25:26.760 -> 00:25:27.760]:  Absolute trash.
[00:25:27.760 -> 00:25:29.760]:  I think your opinion that you're not going to have
[00:25:29.760 -> 00:25:31.760]:  is absolute trash.
[00:25:31.760 -> 00:25:32.760]:  Got 'em.
[00:25:32.760 -> 00:25:33.760]:  You don't know shit.
[00:25:33.760 -> 00:25:35.760]:  What's your idea?
[00:25:35.760 -> 00:25:37.760]:  Yeah, you missed your SRS.
[00:25:37.760 -> 00:25:38.760]:  LMAO.
[00:25:38.760 -> 00:25:39.760]:  LMAO.
[00:25:39.760 -> 00:25:40.760]:  What?
[00:25:40.760 -> 00:25:41.760]:  LMAO.
[00:25:41.760 -> 00:25:51.760]:  No, you don't.
[00:25:51.760 -> 00:25:55.760]:  These aren't -- these are not that nice of headphones
[00:25:55.760 -> 00:25:58.760]:  that AMP or a D -- nah, you don't need that.
[00:25:58.760 -> 00:26:00.760]:  They're like $150.
[00:26:00.760 -> 00:26:01.760]:  What?
[00:26:01.760 -> 00:26:07.760]:  This is your graphics card driver, I thought,
[00:26:07.760 -> 00:26:08.760]:  for the G4s.
[00:26:08.760 -> 00:26:10.760]:  Not your audio.
[00:26:10.760 -> 00:26:11.760]:  They're $150 headphones, bro.
[00:26:11.760 -> 00:26:12.760]:  I'm not holding up shit.
[00:26:12.760 -> 00:26:13.760]:  Look 'em up.
[00:26:13.760 -> 00:26:14.760]:  DT990 Pros.
[00:26:14.760 -> 00:26:16.760]:  What do you mean, "Hold 'em"?
[00:26:24.760 -> 00:26:25.760]:  One what?
[00:26:25.760 -> 00:26:28.760]:  I just got new headphones in the mail today.
[00:26:28.760 -> 00:26:29.760]:  You're so slow.
[00:26:29.760 -> 00:26:30.760]:  Pay attention.
[00:26:30.760 -> 00:26:32.760]:  I told you to get enough sleep.
[00:26:32.760 -> 00:26:34.760]:  You've been sleeping for two hours a night, man.
[00:26:34.760 -> 00:26:35.760]:  Come on, bro.
[00:26:35.760 -> 00:26:39.760]:  Does it?
[00:26:39.760 -> 00:26:40.760]:  Okay, can I do that while I'm streaming?
[00:26:40.760 -> 00:26:41.760]:  Well, guess what?
[00:26:41.760 -> 00:26:43.760]:  I already clicked download, so if it fucks up the stream,
[00:26:43.760 -> 00:26:44.760]:  I'm sorry.
[00:26:44.760 -> 00:26:47.760]:  $20.
[00:26:47.760 -> 00:26:49.760]:  More if you're a legend.
[00:26:53.760 -> 00:26:54.760]:  Nah, dawg.
[00:26:54.760 -> 00:26:56.760]:  Really?
[00:26:56.760 -> 00:26:57.760]:  You're kidding me.
[00:26:57.760 -> 00:26:59.760]:  Okay, well, maybe the douchebag's right.
[00:26:59.760 -> 00:27:01.760]:  There still doesn't have to be a douchebag inside.
[00:27:01.760 -> 00:27:04.760]:  Weirdly does that.
[00:27:04.760 -> 00:27:05.760]:  Weird behavior.
[00:27:05.760 -> 00:27:08.760]:  I'm seven and nothing happened?
[00:27:08.760 -> 00:27:10.760]:  Oh, I see Vice City 11 with the Prime.
[00:27:10.760 -> 00:27:11.760]:  Hello very much.
[00:27:11.760 -> 00:27:12.760]:  Thank you.
[00:27:12.760 -> 00:27:13.760]:  Hello very much.
[00:27:13.760 -> 00:27:15.760]:  Metals, I see your Prime.
[00:27:15.760 -> 00:27:17.760]:  I see it.
[00:27:17.760 -> 00:27:18.760]:  I see it.
[00:27:18.760 -> 00:27:20.760]:  Thank you very much, brother.
[00:27:21.760 -> 00:27:24.760]:  I'm interested in how much you won or lost gambling.
[00:27:24.760 -> 00:27:26.760]:  Screen, I'm not doing shit.
[00:27:26.760 -> 00:27:28.760]:  I'm just downloading a thing.
[00:27:28.760 -> 00:27:30.760]:  Express installation.
[00:27:30.760 -> 00:27:31.760]:  This might fuck up the stream.
[00:27:31.760 -> 00:27:32.760]:  I'm not sure.
[00:27:32.760 -> 00:27:33.760]:  We'll see.
[00:27:33.760 -> 00:27:34.760]:  Hopefully, I don't got to reset the computer.
[00:27:34.760 -> 00:27:42.760]:  Thank you very much, Mel, for the Prime, my boy.
[00:27:42.760 -> 00:27:43.760]:  Thank you, bro.
[00:27:43.760 -> 00:27:45.760]:  How you liking that Amazon Prime?
[00:27:45.760 -> 00:27:48.760]:  OMG, Hayjack.
[00:27:48.760 -> 00:27:49.760]:  Hello, hello.
[00:27:50.760 -> 00:27:51.760]:  Here's your wallet.
[00:27:51.760 -> 00:27:53.760]:  What do you mean?
[00:27:53.760 -> 00:27:59.760]:  He's not sending a juicer.
[00:27:59.760 -> 00:28:00.760]:  He's subbed.
[00:28:00.760 -> 00:28:02.760]:  I thought you were juicing K Gammals.
[00:28:02.760 -> 00:28:04.760]:  Oh, is K Gammals a troll?
[00:28:04.760 -> 00:28:06.760]:  Type of five to ban K Gammals.
[00:28:06.760 -> 00:28:09.760]:  I'm trying to make other people look bad.
[00:28:09.760 -> 00:28:10.760]:  What are you doing?
[00:28:10.760 -> 00:28:16.760]:  Alright, K, you gotta go.
[00:28:16.760 -> 00:28:17.760]:  I'm sorry, boss.
[00:28:18.760 -> 00:28:19.760]:  What song is it?
[00:28:19.760 -> 00:28:20.760]:  Let me hear.
[00:28:20.760 -> 00:28:24.760]:  You never asked which address?
[00:28:24.760 -> 00:28:26.760]:  He said, "How much juicer did you get you playing dice?"
[00:28:26.760 -> 00:28:27.760]:  I said, "20."
[00:28:27.760 -> 00:28:31.760]:  Then he went on to saying, "Mettles, you just need to send to his wallet, the juicer."
[00:28:31.760 -> 00:28:33.760]:  He never gave me no fucking address.
[00:28:33.760 -> 00:28:35.760]:  How am I supposed to know what address do you want, buddy?
[00:28:35.760 -> 00:28:37.760]:  You're a fucking troll.
[00:28:37.760 -> 00:28:38.760]:  You suck.
[00:28:38.760 -> 00:28:40.760]:  You suck bad.
[00:28:40.760 -> 00:28:41.760]:  No one likes you.
[00:28:41.760 -> 00:28:43.760]:  Bro, let's flip your...
[00:28:43.760 -> 00:28:46.760]:  Alright, bro.
[00:28:47.760 -> 00:28:48.760]:  Here you go.
[00:28:48.760 -> 00:28:50.760]:  Look at this.
[00:28:50.760 -> 00:28:52.760]:  You mean he asked for ETH.
[00:28:52.760 -> 00:28:56.760]:  I see nothing on mine.
[00:28:56.760 -> 00:28:57.760]:  Look.
[00:28:57.760 -> 00:28:58.760]:  Come on, look.
[00:28:58.760 -> 00:28:59.760]:  [MUSIC]