VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-07-21 15_04 [42636051432].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.580]:  (upbeat music)
[00:00:02.580 -> 00:00:06.980]:  ♪ I haven't been home for a while ♪
[00:00:06.980 -> 00:00:09.880]:  ♪ I'm sure everything's the same ♪
[00:00:09.880 -> 00:00:12.720]:  ♪ Mom and dad both in denial ♪
[00:00:12.720 -> 00:00:15.660]:  ♪ And only child to take the blame ♪
[00:00:15.660 -> 00:00:18.700]:  ♪ Sorry mom but I don't miss you ♪
[00:00:18.700 -> 00:00:21.460]:  ♪ Father's no name you deserve ♪
[00:00:21.460 -> 00:00:24.560]:  ♪ I'm just a kid with no ambitions ♪
[00:00:24.560 -> 00:00:27.460]:  ♪ Wouldn't come home for the world ♪
[00:00:27.460 -> 00:00:30.480]:  ♪ 'Cause I never know what I've become ♪
[00:00:30.480 -> 00:00:34.200]:  ♪ The king of all that's said and done ♪
[00:00:34.200 -> 00:00:39.200]:  ♪ The forgotten son ♪
[00:00:39.200 -> 00:00:42.120]:  ♪ The city's buried in defeat ♪
[00:00:42.120 -> 00:00:45.880]:  ♪ I walk along these no-name streets ♪
[00:00:45.880 -> 00:00:47.300]:  ♪ Where goodbye to you ♪
[00:00:47.300 -> 00:00:48.860]:  - Yo, yo, everybody.
[00:00:48.860 -> 00:00:50.600]:  What's poppin', what's poppin'?
[00:00:50.600 -> 00:00:51.440]:  What's everybody doin'?
[00:00:51.440 -> 00:00:53.400]:  I hope everyone's having a good day.
[00:00:53.400 -> 00:00:54.340]:  Enjoying your day?
[00:00:56.100 -> 00:00:58.220]:  Just a second, we have my chat on the screen.
[00:00:58.220 -> 00:00:59.760]:  Hello.
[00:00:59.760 -> 00:01:00.600]:  Beautiful.
[00:01:00.600 -> 00:01:14.180]:  Oh my god, sorry.
[00:01:14.180 -> 00:01:15.020]:  Okay, we're good.
[00:01:15.020 -> 00:01:19.360]:  My hair's lookin' a little crazy with me.
[00:01:19.360 -> 00:01:20.200]:  Here we go.
[00:01:20.200 -> 00:01:21.620]:  Hello, guys.
[00:01:21.620 -> 00:01:22.460]:  Hello, everybody.
[00:01:22.460 -> 00:01:25.780]:  Yo, the homie just juiced me up 300 dollars.
[00:01:25.780 -> 00:01:28.780]:  (upbeat rock music)
[00:01:28.780 -> 00:01:30.680]:  Hey, what's your name on Twitch?
[00:01:30.680 -> 00:01:32.600]:  Hold on, let me see these.
[00:01:32.600 -> 00:01:35.260]:  Okay, type in the chat real quick, I gotcha.
[00:01:35.260 -> 00:01:39.360]:  That's a big juicer, bro, yeah.
[00:01:39.360 -> 00:01:42.160]:  Okay, you should be VIP'd now, brother.
[00:01:42.160 -> 00:01:43.000]:  I hope so, bro.
[00:01:43.000 -> 00:01:43.840]:  I'm gonna go straight to mines,
[00:01:43.840 -> 00:01:46.400]:  but I'm gonna leave if I lose it first.
[00:01:46.400 -> 00:01:48.800]:  We're not gonna lose that motherfucker.
[00:01:48.800 -> 00:01:51.120]:  My goal is 500.
[00:01:51.120 -> 00:01:53.960]:  500 on mines, then we'll go do a 500-dollar bonus hunt.
[00:01:55.560 -> 00:01:56.400]:  First thing, like, one and done.
[00:01:56.400 -> 00:01:57.240]:  If I lose, I'm leaving.
[00:01:57.240 -> 00:01:58.240]:  I swear to god, I will.
[00:01:58.240 -> 00:02:01.220]:  As hard as it's gonna be, I will leave.
[00:02:01.220 -> 00:02:02.840]:  But we're not gonna lose, we're not gonna lose.
[00:02:02.840 -> 00:02:04.680]:  Actually, 225, it's 225.
[00:02:04.680 -> 00:02:06.320]:  I got two chances.
[00:02:06.320 -> 00:02:07.160]:  Two chances.
[00:02:07.160 -> 00:02:09.940]:  Wow, instant loss.
[00:02:09.940 -> 00:02:13.360]:  And instant, okay, one more, that's some bullshit.
[00:02:13.360 -> 00:02:20.240]:  Dude, what the fuck?
[00:02:20.240 -> 00:02:21.080]:  I lied.
[00:02:21.080 -> 00:02:22.760]:  Come down to 200 already.
[00:02:22.760 -> 00:02:24.000]:  No, I'm not, not yet.
[00:02:24.000 -> 00:02:27.720]:  ♪ I've been gone for so long ♪
[00:02:27.720 -> 00:02:31.640]:  ♪ I can't remember who was wrong ♪
[00:02:31.640 -> 00:02:33.500]:  Yes, let's go, we got that back.
[00:02:33.500 -> 00:02:34.340]:  Okay, we're almost even.
[00:02:34.340 -> 00:02:35.500]:  That's good, that's good.
[00:02:35.500 -> 00:02:38.320]:  Come on.
[00:02:38.320 -> 00:02:40.040]:  ♪ Just to a world of disbelief ♪
[00:02:40.040 -> 00:02:41.360]:  ♪ Where I belong ♪
[00:02:41.360 -> 00:02:43.200]:  ♪ Walking disaster ♪
[00:02:43.200 -> 00:02:45.160]:  ♪ The son of a bastard ♪
[00:02:45.160 -> 00:02:46.460]:  Dude, fuck.
[00:02:46.460 -> 00:02:48.720]:  Oh, my god, we got this.
[00:02:48.720 -> 00:02:53.720]:  ♪ To save me, to save me, to save me, to save me, to save me ♪
[00:02:54.080 -> 00:02:55.680]:  Yeah, let's go, nice.
[00:02:55.680 -> 00:02:56.520]:  Back up to 280.
[00:02:56.520 -> 00:03:02.720]:  Oh, come on, do a 50.
[00:03:02.720 -> 00:03:04.200]:  Come on, baby.
[00:03:04.200 -> 00:03:06.000]:  Dude, come on, dude, don't do this.
[00:03:06.000 -> 00:03:10.200]:  Dude, oh my god, I thought I lost.
[00:03:10.200 -> 00:03:14.280]:  Yes, guys, yes.
[00:03:14.280 -> 00:03:15.680]:  Back at 300, pretty much.
[00:03:15.680 -> 00:03:18.980]:  Dude, come on, man.
[00:03:18.980 -> 00:03:21.560]:  ♪ Gone for so long ♪
[00:03:21.560 -> 00:03:23.240]:  ♪ I can't remember ♪
[00:03:23.240 -> 00:03:24.600]:  Yeah, nice, guys.
[00:03:24.600 -> 00:03:26.320]:  300, 300, back in the bag.
[00:03:26.320 -> 00:03:31.060]:  ♪ And that sentence is long gone ♪
[00:03:31.060 -> 00:03:32.960]:  Oh, come on, man, fuck.
[00:03:32.960 -> 00:03:33.800]:  We got this, guys.
[00:03:33.800 -> 00:03:34.640]:  We got this.
[00:03:34.640 -> 00:03:36.720]:  On.
[00:03:36.720 -> 00:03:39.080]:  ♪ The son of a bastard ♪
[00:03:39.080 -> 00:03:41.400]:  ♪ You regret you made me ♪
[00:03:41.400 -> 00:03:42.240]:  ♪ It's too late ♪
[00:03:42.240 -> 00:03:43.720]:  Oh, come on, man.
[00:03:43.720 -> 00:03:45.380]:  Bullshit.
[00:03:45.380 -> 00:03:46.220]:  Last one.
[00:03:46.220 -> 00:03:50.000]:  That's it.
[00:03:52.640 -> 00:03:55.560]:  ♪ I will be home in a while ♪
[00:03:55.560 -> 00:03:58.440]:  ♪ You don't have to say a word ♪
[00:03:58.440 -> 00:04:01.380]:  ♪ I can't wait to see you smile ♪
[00:04:01.380 -> 00:04:04.560]:  ♪ Wouldn't miss it for the world ♪
[00:04:04.560 -> 00:04:05.880]:  Yes, guys, nice hit.
[00:04:05.880 -> 00:04:08.000]:  $300, back in the bag.
[00:04:08.000 -> 00:04:09.080]:  Come on, we got this.
[00:04:09.080 -> 00:04:11.560]:  500's a goal.
[00:04:11.560 -> 00:04:15.000]:  Yeah, let's fucking go, 400.
[00:04:15.000 -> 00:04:16.800]:  Come on, bitch, one more of those.
[00:04:16.800 -> 00:04:19.960]:  Oh, come on, dude, do 25.
[00:04:19.960 -> 00:04:20.800]:  Come on, come on.
[00:04:21.920 -> 00:04:23.000]:  Dude, come on, do a hundred, do a hundred.
[00:04:23.000 -> 00:04:24.280]:  We got to do a hundred here.
[00:04:24.280 -> 00:04:25.120]:  Got to.
[00:04:25.120 -> 00:04:33.760]:  Oh, I fucking lost it.
[00:04:33.760 -> 00:04:36.200]:  I fucking lost it.
[00:04:36.200 -> 00:04:40.340]:  Oh my God.
[00:04:40.340 -> 00:04:42.600]:  Fuck.
[00:04:42.600 -> 00:04:46.000]:  ♪ I never thought I'd die alone ♪
[00:04:46.000 -> 00:04:49.940]:  ♪ I laughed the loudest, who'd have known ♪
[00:04:49.940 -> 00:04:51.680]:  Oh, I just backed out of my thing.
[00:04:51.680 -> 00:04:52.520]:  Did I win?
[00:04:52.520 -> 00:04:55.100]:  Yeah!
[00:04:55.100 -> 00:04:57.160]:  Let's go, 350.
[00:04:57.160 -> 00:04:58.560]:  All right, backed out of my screen.
[00:04:58.560 -> 00:05:02.220]:  Oh, come on, man.
[00:05:02.220 -> 00:05:04.800]:  Come on, guys.
[00:05:04.800 -> 00:05:10.960]:  Oh, come on, do a 75, come on.
[00:05:10.960 -> 00:05:17.000]:  Dude, what the fuck, man?
[00:05:17.000 -> 00:05:17.840]:  Really?
[00:05:17.840 -> 00:05:21.160]:  Dude, what the fuck?
[00:05:21.160 -> 00:05:22.620]:  I'm down 125.
[00:05:22.620 -> 00:05:26.080]:  Come on, dude, this is so fucking rigged.
[00:05:26.080 -> 00:05:27.680]:  I'm so stupid for coming in.
[00:05:27.680 -> 00:05:31.560]:  That should be illegal, bro.
[00:05:31.560 -> 00:05:33.920]:  That should literally be illegal.
[00:05:33.920 -> 00:05:35.680]:  No one does it towards the end, bro.
[00:05:35.680 -> 00:05:40.160]:  Dude, what the fuck was that?
[00:05:40.160 -> 00:05:41.760]:  Are you, I just lost it all, dude.
[00:05:41.760 -> 00:05:43.480]:  Wow.
[00:05:43.480 -> 00:05:45.560]:  I'm a fucking idiot, bro.
[00:05:45.560 -> 00:05:47.080]:  I'm a fucking idiot, dude.
[00:05:47.080 -> 00:05:49.400]:  ♪ To break our homes ♪
[00:05:49.400 -> 00:05:51.440]:  ♪ To pass the time and ride ♪
[00:05:51.440 -> 00:05:52.720]:  48 bucks in the bag.
[00:05:52.720 -> 00:05:56.280]:  I mean, a goddamn miracle, I just lost again.
[00:05:56.280 -> 00:06:03.640]:  Dude, this is so fucking rigged and stupid, bro.
[00:06:03.640 -> 00:06:05.640]:  Fuck my life, bro.
[00:06:05.640 -> 00:06:07.120]:  I swear to God, I fucking hate my life
[00:06:07.120 -> 00:06:08.320]:  when you're talking to me.
[00:06:08.320 -> 00:06:09.880]:  I make myself look like a fucking idiot
[00:06:09.880 -> 00:06:12.580]:  playing these rigged-ass scam games.
[00:06:12.580 -> 00:06:13.420]:  God, man.
[00:06:13.420 -> 00:06:15.600]:  Can I fucking get a break?
[00:06:15.600 -> 00:06:16.680]:  Can I fucking get a break?
[00:06:16.680 -> 00:06:17.840]:  I just lost it all, man.
[00:06:17.840 -> 00:06:21.280]:  I fucking hate, man, I fucking hate my life.
[00:06:21.280 -> 00:06:22.520]:  I fucking hate living, dude.
[00:06:22.520 -> 00:06:24.680]:  I hate being, I hate my life.
[00:06:24.680 -> 00:06:26.160]:  Hate my life, man.
[00:06:26.160 -> 00:06:27.280]:  Hope you all have a good day, man.
[00:06:27.280 -> 00:06:28.280]:  I'm sorry, guys.
[00:06:28.280 -> 00:06:30.000]:  Fucking hate my life, dude.
[00:06:30.000 -> 00:06:31.800]:  I fucking hate my life so much.
[00:06:31.800 -> 00:06:32.640]:  I really do.
[00:06:32.640 -> 00:06:35.580]:  I fucking am such a clown, dude.
[00:06:35.580 -> 00:06:37.600]:  I fucking hate my life, dude.
[00:06:37.600 -> 00:06:38.760]:  No one gives a fuck, man.
[00:06:38.760 -> 00:06:39.600]:  Thanks for trying, bro.
[00:06:39.600 -> 00:06:41.040]:  You're a real one.
[00:06:41.040 -> 00:06:41.880]:  See you guys.
[00:06:41.880 -> 00:06:42.920]:  No one gives a fuck about me.
[00:06:42.920 -> 00:06:43.740]:  Everyone's right.
[00:06:43.740 -> 00:06:45.320]:  Everyone hates me.
[00:06:45.320 -> 00:06:46.480]:  Everyone fucking hates me.
[00:06:46.480 -> 00:06:47.960]:  No one fucking loves me, bro.
[00:06:47.960 -> 00:06:50.440]:  I fucking don't wanna quit so bad.
[00:06:50.440 -> 00:06:52.480]:  At least, I wanna quit so fucking bad.
[00:06:52.480 -> 00:06:54.480]:  I fucking hate streaming nowadays.
[00:06:54.480 -> 00:06:55.640]:  Everybody fucking harasses me.
[00:06:55.640 -> 00:06:57.040]:  Everybody hates me.
[00:06:57.040 -> 00:06:58.800]:  Everybody loves to see me lose.
[00:06:58.800 -> 00:06:59.800]:  And I mean everybody.
[00:06:59.800 -> 00:07:01.960]:  Even my sponsors love to see me lose.
[00:07:01.960 -> 00:07:03.120]:  Every sponsor I've ever had,
[00:07:03.120 -> 00:07:05.620]:  I fucking, they love to see me lose.
[00:07:05.620 -> 00:07:06.640]:  I just hate my life, dude.
[00:07:06.640 -> 00:07:08.880]:  I just honestly am so miserable right now, dude.
[00:07:08.880 -> 00:07:10.960]:  I'm so fucking miserable, dude.
[00:07:10.960 -> 00:07:12.040]:  I wanna give up, dude.
[00:07:12.040 -> 00:07:12.880]:  I'll see y'all later, man.
[00:07:12.880 -> 00:07:13.920]:  I wanna give up on streaming, dude.
[00:07:13.920 -> 00:07:15.080]:  I'm not kidding, bro.
[00:07:15.080 -> 00:07:16.120]:  Have a good day, man.
[00:07:16.120 -> 00:07:17.360]:  Have a great day.
[00:07:17.360 -> 00:07:18.320]:  Fuck my life, dude.
[00:07:18.320 -> 00:07:20.880]:  I fucking hate my life, bro.
[00:07:20.880 -> 00:07:23.300]:  (rock music)