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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:28.440]:  It's a new day, but it all feels old It's a good life, that's what I'm told
[00:00:28.440 -> 00:00:36.200]:  But every day, it all just feels the same And my high school, it felt more to me
[00:00:36.200 -> 00:00:44.440]:  Like a jail cell, a penitentiary My time spent there, it only made me sick
[00:00:44.440 -> 00:00:50.040]:  And I don't ever wanna be like you I don't wanna do the things you do
[00:00:50.040 -> 00:00:57.240]:  I'm never gonna hear the words you say And I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be you
[00:00:57.240 -> 00:01:05.240]:  I don't wanna be just like you Or what I'm saying is, this is the anthem for your hands up, yeah
[00:01:05.240 -> 00:01:07.240]:  Don't wanna be you
[00:01:07.240 -> 00:01:22.240]:  Go to college, a university Get a real job, that's what they said to me
[00:01:22.240 -> 00:01:30.240]:  But I can never live the way they want I'm gonna get by and just do my time
[00:01:30.240 -> 00:01:38.240]:  I don't step while they all get in line I'm just a minor threat, so blame your mind
[00:01:38.240 -> 00:01:44.240]:  Do you really wanna be like them? Do you really wanna be another trend?
[00:01:44.240 -> 00:01:51.240]:  Do you wanna be part of that drought? 'Cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be you
[00:01:51.240 -> 00:01:59.240]:  Don't wanna be just like you Or what I'm saying is, this is the anthem for all your hands up, yeah
[00:01:59.240 -> 00:02:01.240]:  Don't wanna be you
[00:02:01.240 -> 00:02:06.240]:  Shake it once, that's why Shake it twice, that's okay
[00:02:06.240 -> 00:02:12.240]:  Shake it three times, you're playing with your sound again
[00:02:27.240 -> 00:02:35.240]:  Don't wanna be just like you Or what I'm saying is, this is the anthem for all your hands up, yeah
[00:02:35.240 -> 00:02:43.240]:  Don't wanna be just like you Or what I'm saying is, this is the anthem for all your hands up, yeah
[00:02:43.240 -> 00:02:49.240]:  Don't wanna be just like you Or what I'm saying is, this is the anthem for all your hands up, yeah
[00:02:49.240 -> 00:02:53.240]:  Don't wanna be just like you Or what I'm saying is, this is the anthem for all your hands up, yeah
[00:02:53.240 -> 00:02:58.240]:  How's everybody doing? Good day everybody Hope everyone's having a blessed, what is today anyway?
[00:02:58.240 -> 00:03:02.240]:  What day of the week is it guys? I couldn't tell you, is it Monday? I think it's Monday or Tuesday
[00:03:02.240 -> 00:03:06.240]:  It might be Tuesday, I think it's Tuesday Monday, is it Monday? Okay, Monday it is
[00:03:06.240 -> 00:03:10.240]:  Happy Monday, did everybody, type a five if you returned back to work today
[00:03:10.240 -> 00:03:14.240]:  If you guys returned back to work, were you guys off for the weekend? Hey buddy, I'm sure some of y'all
[00:03:14.240 -> 00:03:20.240]:  Okay, well good job, are y'all off work now? Still at work? What's going on? Fill me in, fill me in
[00:03:20.240 -> 00:03:25.240]:  Alright guys, we're gonna be playing CSGO for a little bit, I don't get my reload on shuffle till
[00:03:25.240 -> 00:03:30.240]:  They can't check right now, but it's gonna be a few hours away, three hours I think
[00:03:30.240 -> 00:03:38.240]:  So, yeah, big news coming soon, I don't know if y'all heard but I hired um, that guy in Discord
[00:03:38.240 -> 00:03:45.240]:  I was looking for a job and um, Professor Steeze, I'm coming to the party with my shirt off
[00:03:45.240 -> 00:03:50.240]:  Haha, yo, you know what, fuck the bullshit, me too Steeze
[00:03:50.240 -> 00:03:53.240]:  I'm just kidding, hahaha, what up my boy, good to see you bro
[00:03:53.240 -> 00:03:56.240]:  I thought everyone was doing good man and uh, having a good day
[00:03:56.240 -> 00:04:01.240]:  Yeah, on some CSGO, I got my competitive cooldown uh, expired, so I can play competitive now
[00:04:01.240 -> 00:04:02.240]:  This is good
[00:04:02.240 -> 00:04:06.240]:  Yeah, on CSGO, right quick, you know what I'm saying, get on the air
[00:04:06.240 -> 00:04:11.240]:  Whoa, whoa, what the fuck man, whoa, god damn, whoa
[00:04:11.240 -> 00:04:14.240]:  Sorry, okay, whoa
[00:04:14.240 -> 00:04:19.240]:  My parents, my parents have friends over there probably
[00:04:19.240 -> 00:04:22.240]:  Ahh! Ahh!
[00:04:22.240 -> 00:04:26.240]:  Yo, I'm so childish bro, I'm so childish
[00:04:26.240 -> 00:04:30.240]:  Oh yeah, oh yeah
[00:04:30.240 -> 00:04:33.240]:  I wanna be just like you
[00:04:33.240 -> 00:04:37.240]:  Like, oh my god, oh nuke, I'm not the biggest fan of nuke, we'll play it
[00:04:37.240 -> 00:04:40.240]:  We shall play some nuke
[00:04:40.240 -> 00:04:44.240]:  If they, if they ready out, let me make the text chat here bigger
[00:04:44.240 -> 00:04:48.240]:  Oh shit, we can play next match flex, I gotcha, I gotcha
[00:04:48.240 -> 00:04:52.240]:  Let me get a warm up game in, okay we're in there
[00:04:52.240 -> 00:04:57.240]:  What up everybody, I top fragged earlier, I was kicking ass
[00:04:57.240 -> 00:05:01.240]:  I mean it was awesome, I played a game like this in the last hour or whatever
[00:05:01.240 -> 00:05:04.240]:  Hey, hey, chill out buddy
[00:05:07.240 -> 00:05:10.240]:  Fall back, let us just go
[00:05:10.240 -> 00:05:11.240]:  Y'all name that song?
[00:05:11.240 -> 00:05:13.240]:  Stars
[00:05:13.240 -> 00:05:16.240]:  Y'all know that song? No?
[00:05:16.240 -> 00:05:18.240]:  Is it fucked up?
[00:05:18.240 -> 00:05:20.240]:  Okay
[00:05:20.240 -> 00:05:27.240]:  I'm gonna use a little more
[00:05:27.240 -> 00:05:29.240]:  Yeah, I was asking the guys in here but that's, yeah, that works
[00:05:29.240 -> 00:05:32.240]:  All star by Smash Mouth
[00:05:32.240 -> 00:05:37.240]:  They stop coming and they don't stop coming, and they hit the ground running
[00:05:37.240 -> 00:05:40.240]:  He's a cracker, what does that mean?
[00:05:40.240 -> 00:05:45.240]:  Oh, fuck
[00:05:45.240 -> 00:05:48.240]:  You never know if you don't glow
[00:05:48.240 -> 00:05:53.240]:  Um, maybe in the future Mormon, would you buy it for me maybe or something?
[00:05:53.240 -> 00:05:56.240]:  I don't know, we'll see Dan, sorry about the other day by the way
[00:05:56.240 -> 00:06:00.240]:  Get along, get paid
[00:06:01.240 -> 00:06:04.240]:  Let us just go
[00:06:04.240 -> 00:06:07.240]:  You play a game, I do sometimes, yeah
[00:06:07.240 -> 00:06:13.240]:  And all that glitters is blue
[00:06:13.240 -> 00:06:17.240]:  Thank you Nicky, thank you, thank you, thank you, how you doing, how you doing?
[00:06:17.240 -> 00:06:22.240]:  Still on hold, I have not gotten, I have not gotten my kick money yet, no, I haven't
[00:06:22.240 -> 00:06:25.240]:  Not sure why that is, but
[00:06:29.240 -> 00:06:31.240]:  You can't do a kickflip, dawg
[00:06:31.240 -> 00:06:36.240]:  Turn the audio up for you guys
[00:06:36.240 -> 00:06:38.240]:  Is this too loud? Let me know if this is too
[00:06:38.240 -> 00:06:40.240]:  Oh wait, I can't jump yet, nevermind
[00:06:40.240 -> 00:06:42.240]:  How do you know, did you know I skateboarded or something?
[00:06:42.240 -> 00:06:45.240]:  Oh, I can only do it in game
[00:06:45.240 -> 00:06:49.240]:  I got tray flips on lock, I have row, let's get it
[00:06:49.240 -> 00:06:55.240]:  I got nollie kickflips, nollie heelflips, switch heelflips
[00:06:56.240 -> 00:06:59.240]:  Where the fuck are these guys?
[00:06:59.240 -> 00:07:02.240]:  Sweating bro, sweating
[00:07:02.240 -> 00:07:08.240]:  I need back here
[00:07:08.240 -> 00:07:10.240]:  I need back here
[00:07:11.240 -> 00:07:13.240]:  I need back here
[00:07:14.240 -> 00:07:16.240]:  I need back here
[00:07:17.240 -> 00:07:19.240]:  I need back here
[00:07:19.240 -> 00:07:21.240]:  I need back here
[00:07:47.240 -> 00:07:49.240]:  I can't do much there, there's too many people
[00:07:49.240 -> 00:07:51.240]:  Five of them are alive
[00:07:51.240 -> 00:07:54.240]:  Not only shove it, those are fun
[00:07:54.240 -> 00:07:56.240]:  Those are fun tricks
[00:07:56.240 -> 00:07:58.240]:  Alright, I got three k, we should save
[00:07:58.240 -> 00:08:02.240]:  All that glitters is gone
[00:08:02.240 -> 00:08:07.240]:  One twenty zero, hmm
[00:08:07.240 -> 00:08:09.240]:  That my blank sir
[00:08:09.240 -> 00:08:14.240]:  Well, whenever, I don't get money until like three hours from now
[00:08:14.240 -> 00:08:15.240]:  Unless you can help out with it
[00:08:15.240 -> 00:08:17.240]:  Also, thank you so much for yesterday, bro
[00:08:17.240 -> 00:08:19.240]:  That was a lot of money in game music
[00:08:19.240 -> 00:08:22.240]:  But if you, if you, if you do donate, I can get one right now, dude
[00:08:22.240 -> 00:08:25.240]:  I can end this game right now, if I say fuck it
[00:08:25.240 -> 00:08:34.240]:  These pussies happen
[00:08:34.240 -> 00:08:43.240]:  Oh, fucker
[00:08:43.240 -> 00:08:44.240]:  Hell yeah, that's good
[00:08:44.240 -> 00:08:45.240]:  Should I just end the game now?
[00:08:45.240 -> 00:08:47.240]:  I'll get a competitive cool down, though
[00:08:47.240 -> 00:08:50.240]:  I don't know, should I do that?
[00:08:50.240 -> 00:08:54.240]:  All that glitters is gone
[00:08:54.240 -> 00:08:57.240]:  Type of five in the chat if I should kick the guy that said
[00:08:57.240 -> 00:09:00.240]:  This is boring, hurry up and lose your money and cry like a bitch
[00:09:00.240 -> 00:09:04.240]:  When you know you're miserable, you tune into a stream to watch them get upset
[00:09:04.240 -> 00:09:06.240]:  I mean, that's just miserable, dude
[00:09:06.240 -> 00:09:08.240]:  You are a miserable person
[00:09:08.240 -> 00:09:10.240]:  Well, congratulations, you got your little one second of fame
[00:09:10.240 -> 00:09:12.240]:  And your one little second of attention
[00:09:12.240 -> 00:09:14.240]:  And now, you're a band, so go make another count
[00:09:14.240 -> 00:09:20.240]:  I'm gonna clutch this game
[00:09:20.240 -> 00:09:22.240]:  Um, yeah, Willy Wonka, how long are you gonna be here?
[00:09:22.240 -> 00:09:25.240]:  Can't even get a top frag in my last game
[00:09:25.240 -> 00:09:32.240]:  Come on, bitch
[00:09:32.240 -> 00:09:34.240]:  Oh
[00:09:34.240 -> 00:09:58.240]:  Oh my god, I'm battering out
[00:09:58.240 -> 00:10:00.240]:  This is a good game, though
[00:10:01.240 -> 00:10:04.240]:  Really? Are you sure about that, Reformed?
[00:10:04.240 -> 00:10:06.240]:  Are you sure?
[00:10:06.240 -> 00:10:08.240]:  Is that true, guys? Does anybody know?
[00:10:08.240 -> 00:10:10.240]:  What's up, my boy Mustang? Yes, sir
[00:10:10.240 -> 00:10:12.240]:  Hey, buddy
[00:10:12.240 -> 00:10:14.240]:  This guy's a half K, bro
[00:10:14.240 -> 00:10:20.240]:  Willy Wonka's a beast
[00:10:20.240 -> 00:10:24.240]:  Is he trolling me, Lee? Is that not true?
[00:10:24.240 -> 00:10:26.240]:  That's not true
[00:10:28.240 -> 00:10:30.240]:  Save your USP, man, save that shit, man
[00:10:30.240 -> 00:10:40.240]:  Oh, okay
[00:10:40.240 -> 00:10:42.240]:  Is there chirping going on, Dr. T?
[00:10:42.240 -> 00:10:44.240]:  I've been a good problem, I've been good
[00:10:44.240 -> 00:10:46.240]:  Sounds like a villain
[00:10:46.240 -> 00:10:48.240]:  You're on one and three right now
[00:10:48.240 -> 00:10:53.240]:  Look at this
[00:10:57.240 -> 00:11:00.240]:  Fucking 13 draw, you're gonna need 13 wins to win the game
[00:11:00.240 -> 00:11:02.240]:  They're pretty long games, man
[00:11:02.240 -> 00:11:22.240]:  Oh, I hit that guy, I'm pretty sure I hit him
[00:11:22.240 -> 00:11:24.240]:  I'm pretty sure I hit that last guy
[00:11:25.240 -> 00:11:27.240]:  And we're gonna fuck up this game, dude
[00:11:27.240 -> 00:11:29.240]:  Fucked up
[00:11:29.240 -> 00:11:31.240]:  I need that op in my life, bro, and I can probably bring this around
[00:11:31.240 -> 00:11:38.240]:  I've never sports been in my life, though
[00:11:38.240 -> 00:11:45.240]:  Yeah, I probably should, yeah
[00:11:45.240 -> 00:11:49.240]:  We're gonna gamble here in just a minute after this game
[00:11:49.240 -> 00:11:52.240]:  You know what, guys? Listen, guys
[00:11:52.240 -> 00:11:54.240]:  Do you guys have mics?
[00:11:54.240 -> 00:11:56.240]:  Does anybody here have a mic? This is very important, guys
[00:11:56.240 -> 00:11:58.240]:  Does anyone have a mic? Can y'all hear me?
[00:11:58.240 -> 00:12:00.240]:  First of all, someone type and say you can hear me
[00:12:00.240 -> 00:12:03.240]:  Hey, green, hey, can you hear me?
[00:12:03.240 -> 00:12:06.240]:  Hey, buddy, hey, buddy, can you hear me?
[00:12:06.240 -> 00:12:10.240]:  Listen, I'll cash out every single one of you guys
[00:12:10.240 -> 00:12:13.240]:  $10 if we can surrender, I swear to God
[00:12:13.240 -> 00:12:15.240]:  I'll send it first
[00:12:15.240 -> 00:12:18.240]:  I'll send it first, I swear I gotta go, and I can't afford a competitive quarter
[00:12:18.240 -> 00:12:20.240]:  It's up to you guys, I'm gonna go ahead and do it now
[00:12:20.240 -> 00:12:23.240]:  If you guys want to do it, I'll give you guys 10 bucks each
[00:12:23.240 -> 00:12:25.240]:  Why is this thing both failed?
[00:12:25.240 -> 00:12:27.240]:  Somebody else tried to surrender, Mary
[00:12:27.240 -> 00:12:30.240]:  Yeah, $10
[00:12:30.240 -> 00:12:31.240]:  Okay, you know what, 15
[00:12:31.240 -> 00:12:33.240]:  I'll give you guys 15 a piece
[00:12:33.240 -> 00:12:35.240]:  I'm a fucking, I'm a wealthy person, I make a lot of money
[00:12:35.240 -> 00:12:37.240]:  I don't mind at all to give you guys 15 dollars a piece
[00:12:37.240 -> 00:12:39.240]:  I need this game to end
[00:12:39.240 -> 00:12:43.240]:  Oh, you can't surrender until someone banons the game
[00:12:43.240 -> 00:12:45.240]:  What? What?
[00:12:45.240 -> 00:12:48.240]:  Oh, this guy just abandoned, now let's try
[00:12:48.240 -> 00:12:51.240]:  Oh, what the fuck
[00:12:51.240 -> 00:12:52.240]:  No, that just means he's dead
[00:12:52.240 -> 00:12:54.240]:  Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm stupid
[00:12:54.240 -> 00:12:57.240]:  That's dumb as fuck
[00:12:57.240 -> 00:13:03.240]:  Kick this guy, I swear to God, kick him guys
[00:13:03.240 -> 00:13:05.240]:  Kick him out, kick him out, kick him out, please
[00:13:05.240 -> 00:13:07.240]:  Please kick this guy out
[00:13:07.240 -> 00:13:09.240]:  You're a fucking douchebag, you're a fucking loser, dude
[00:13:09.240 -> 00:13:10.240]:  Losers
[00:13:10.240 -> 00:13:12.240]:  Well, you guys just got rid of your top frag players
[00:13:12.240 -> 00:13:13.240]:  See you later
[00:13:13.240 -> 00:13:14.240]:  Bunch of fucking pussies
[00:13:14.240 -> 00:13:16.240]:  You guys don't want 15 bucks
[00:13:16.240 -> 00:13:19.240]:  Why aren't you making a day, bitch
[00:13:21.240 -> 00:13:22.240]:  Where's your knife? It's up your ass
[00:13:22.240 -> 00:13:23.240]:  Around the corner
[00:13:23.240 -> 00:13:25.240]:  Go look up there, I swear it's up there
[00:13:25.240 -> 00:13:28.240]:  You guys are fucking pussies
[00:13:28.240 -> 00:13:30.240]:  You guys are no balls and you guys will not kick me
[00:13:30.240 -> 00:13:33.240]:  Because you guys have tiny little schmeckles
[00:13:33.240 -> 00:13:36.240]:  Tiny little raisin brand, raisins as nuts
[00:13:36.240 -> 00:13:39.240]:  And you guys are a bunch of fucking cowards that won't even fucking kick me
[00:13:39.240 -> 00:13:42.240]:  You guys won't even fucking kick me, you guys are fucking pussies
[00:13:42.240 -> 00:13:45.240]:  You guys get no pussy, you guys get no money
[00:13:45.240 -> 00:13:48.240]:  You guys have no fun, you guys are miserable
[00:13:48.240 -> 00:13:50.240]:  And you guys suck balls, big balls
[00:13:51.240 -> 00:13:53.240]:  Kick me, bitch, kick me, pussies
[00:13:53.240 -> 00:13:55.240]:  Go ahead and kick me then, you won't
[00:13:55.240 -> 00:13:56.240]:  I swear to god you won't do it
[00:13:56.240 -> 00:13:57.240]:  You guys are too pussy
[00:13:57.240 -> 00:14:03.240]:  Tick tack penises, that's right boy, that's right, fuck
[00:14:03.240 -> 00:14:05.240]:  You can't even kick
[00:14:05.240 -> 00:14:06.240]:  Get
[00:14:06.240 -> 00:14:23.240]:  Just stop, just stop, just stop
[00:14:23.240 -> 00:14:26.240]:  Dude, just fucking stop, bro, you're such a fucking loser, dude
[00:14:26.240 -> 00:14:28.240]:  Fucking losers, bro
[00:14:28.240 -> 00:14:31.240]:  That's probably really loud, I'm sorry
[00:14:31.240 -> 00:14:33.240]:  I'm just gonna take the competitive cool down, I guess
[00:14:33.240 -> 00:14:36.240]:  I really don't want to be on a cool down, I really fucking don't
[00:14:36.240 -> 00:14:39.240]:  Kick this fucking team killer, guys
[00:14:39.240 -> 00:14:42.240]:  What the fuck's his problem, I've never even done shit to you, buddy
[00:14:42.240 -> 00:14:45.240]:  Yeah, bitch, keep on doing that bullshit, look at your pussy ass
[00:14:45.240 -> 00:14:52.240]:  You guys are a bunch of followers, dude
[00:14:52.240 -> 00:14:56.240]:  I bet you have your own opinion on something, fucking weirdos
[00:14:56.240 -> 00:14:58.240]:  Are you not kicking somebody that's team killing?
[00:14:58.240 -> 00:15:01.240]:  I want to know your answer for that, why would you not kick somebody that's team killing?
[00:15:01.240 -> 00:15:03.240]:  You guys are a bunch of fucking losers
[00:15:03.240 -> 00:15:08.240]:  You guys suck at life, you get no pussy, you get no bread, you get no head
[00:15:08.240 -> 00:15:10.240]:  Nothing
[00:15:10.240 -> 00:15:13.240]:  Trapper turds, lots of trapper turds
[00:15:13.240 -> 00:15:26.240]:  You almost had that, for a fucking noob
[00:15:26.240 -> 00:15:28.240]:  You almost had that for a noob
[00:15:28.240 -> 00:15:30.240]:  You suck, so you lost
[00:15:30.240 -> 00:15:32.240]:  Alright, you suck balls
[00:15:32.240 -> 00:15:35.240]:  You suck balls, three pascal, you're awful
[00:15:35.240 -> 00:15:37.240]:  Uh, Alessio, you're really bad
[00:15:37.240 -> 00:15:41.240]:  Anthony, I can't even talk about this, he doesn't even deserve a rank, he doesn't deserve to play the game
[00:15:41.240 -> 00:15:44.240]:  Green, you fucking use a, you use a call dude, you got it
[00:15:44.240 -> 00:15:49.240]:  Yeah, buddy, yeah, see you later, okay, now we can do it, now we can do it
[00:15:49.240 -> 00:15:52.240]:  Surrender, bitch, surrender, don't be a bunch of pussies
[00:15:52.240 -> 00:15:55.240]:  Oh yes, bitch, dude, what the fuck
[00:15:55.240 -> 00:15:57.240]:  Alright, you just lost your player, see ya
[00:15:59.240 -> 00:16:01.160]:  All right, we're getting on shuffle, guys. I'll be right back.
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