VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-06-30 20_23 [42779687705].mp4
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[00:07:42.000 -> 00:07:47.000]:  All right, you guys see, you guys seen it first. You know you guys see it first, right? I mean, you're not even a sub, my boy.
[00:07:47.000 -> 00:07:52.000]:  Yo, passing us with the sub, thank you very much, my boy. Would you do a mohawk instead?
[00:07:52.000 -> 00:08:01.000]:  Um, um, um, um, um, no, I mean, for like a thousand, maybe, like bald, is it bald besides the mohawk or is it fucking like...
[00:08:01.000 -> 00:08:06.000]:  I mean, how long would I have to keep it like that? There's a lot of questions involved.
[00:08:09.000 -> 00:08:14.000]:  What's up, B. John? What's up, Lucy Hayes? How you doing? How you doing? What's up, Alexander?
[00:08:14.000 -> 00:08:19.000]:  I got you guys. What do you guys think I should do with this, the mustache? Trim it. Shave it off. I'm not shaving it off.
[00:08:19.000 -> 00:08:22.000]:  It just looks kind of like it's really thick right now.
[00:08:22.000 -> 00:08:25.000]:  So, uh, a lady.
[00:08:25.000 -> 00:08:29.000]:  It doesn't go more than what I missed, bro. Oh, is there a patch missing?
[00:08:29.000 -> 00:08:36.000]:  This is fine. I thought there was a patch missing.
[00:08:36.000 -> 00:08:40.000]:  Dude, has anybody ever smoked and then actually burned a mustache or like eyelashes or anything like that?
[00:08:40.000 -> 00:08:44.000]:  I definitely have. That's definitely happened to me.
[00:08:44.000 -> 00:08:47.000]:  Well, that A.C. really needs to kick in. I'm not going to sleep.
[00:08:47.000 -> 00:08:50.000]:  Oh, it's just for the week, you know what I'm saying? It's for the week.
[00:08:50.000 -> 00:08:53.000]:  I believe that, uh...
[00:08:53.000 -> 00:09:02.000]:  Red Bull gives you wings, you know what I'm saying?
[00:09:02.000 -> 00:09:04.000]:  Red Bull gives you wings, that's all I gotta say.
[00:09:04.000 -> 00:09:07.000]:  Red Bull gives you wings. Have money.
[00:09:07.000 -> 00:09:08.000]:  Let's go.
[00:09:08.000 -> 00:09:11.000]:  For my eyebrow. God, damn, your eyebrow?
[00:09:11.000 -> 00:09:13.000]:  How do you get your eyebrow, bro? I guess that makes sense, kind of.
[00:09:13.000 -> 00:09:16.000]:  Say my sister's only about one inch on either side of your nose.
[00:09:16.000 -> 00:09:21.000]:  What? Okay, so she like the side like this one? Like that?
[00:09:21.000 -> 00:09:24.000]:  Okay. Yo, yeah.
[00:09:24.000 -> 00:09:28.000]:  I mean, it was pretty good. No, I'm just kidding. It was clean. It was very clean.
[00:09:28.000 -> 00:09:32.000]:  Very clean, my boy. $600 in the bag? That's not bad at all.
[00:09:32.000 -> 00:09:34.000]:  No, dude, don't even say that.
[00:09:34.000 -> 00:09:36.000]:  Don't say that. All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
[00:09:36.000 -> 00:09:38.000]:  Let's go fuck some nerds up on CSGO.
[00:09:38.000 -> 00:09:41.000]:  I don't know, I'm not feeling like I'm gonna play here.
[00:09:41.000 -> 00:09:49.000]:  Have you guys ever stayed up for 30, I've been up for 30 hours.
[00:09:49.000 -> 00:09:52.000]:  I still got energy to stream? Say what?
[00:09:52.000 -> 00:09:55.000]:  Come on, guys, there's a minute left on the hype train. Come on, guys.
[00:09:55.000 -> 00:09:57.000]:  Come on, guys.
[00:09:57.000 -> 00:10:00.000]:  Let's get a five pack. Let's go. Yup, yup.
[00:10:00.000 -> 00:10:04.000]:  Let's go. My mom cut her, cut my hair once and actually shaved my eyebrow.
[00:10:04.000 -> 00:10:06.000]:  How'd that even happen, Lucy?
[00:10:06.000 -> 00:10:08.000]:  She was drunk as shit, wasn't she?
[00:10:08.000 -> 00:10:10.000]:  There's more subs in here.
[00:10:10.000 -> 00:10:12.000]:  Dude, that's what I'm saying, bro. Come on, baby.
[00:10:12.000 -> 00:10:14.000]:  The stream earlier was lit. Did anybody see the stream earlier, bro?
[00:10:14.000 -> 00:10:16.000]:  That was actually a fun stream. That was actually a really good stream.
[00:10:16.000 -> 00:10:18.000]:  It's like really solid.
[00:10:18.000 -> 00:10:21.000]:  I was like, I had a lot of energy, the fucking, it was just funny.
[00:10:21.000 -> 00:10:23.000]:  Anybody see the stream earlier? I'm not sure if anybody's here.
[00:10:23.000 -> 00:10:25.000]:  Anybody? Come on. Who was here for the earlier stream?
[00:10:25.000 -> 00:10:27.000]:  Who is? Yeah, I gotta talk around.
[00:10:27.000 -> 00:10:30.000]:  Dude, I noticed when I talk louder like this, which it does sound funny right now,
[00:10:30.000 -> 00:10:32.000]:  the chat goes faster.
[00:10:32.000 -> 00:10:34.000]:  It's like, watch this. Everybody type in your number seven.
[00:10:34.000 -> 00:10:37.000]:  Everybody type in your number seven if you know what's good for you.
[00:10:37.000 -> 00:10:39.000]:  Or type A number. Just type a fucking number, dude.
[00:10:39.000 -> 00:10:41.000]:  Type in a fucking number. It's very easy.
[00:10:41.000 -> 00:10:44.000]:  Yo, are you sure? What? Tails.
[00:10:44.000 -> 00:10:47.000]:  Bro, a five pack? What the fuck?
[00:10:47.000 -> 00:10:49.000]:  Holy shit. Thank you, bro.
[00:10:49.000 -> 00:10:52.000]:  Well, you didn't have to do that, man, especially after I fucked up today.
[00:10:52.000 -> 00:10:54.000]:  Thank you, bro. You're a beast, man. Thank you.
[00:10:54.000 -> 00:10:58.000]:  Legend, bro. Legendary, legendary person. Thank you, Tails. Love you, bro.
[00:10:58.000 -> 00:11:00.000]:  Always helps me out when I need it, bro.
[00:11:00.000 -> 00:11:02.000]:  I'm sure he's always, literally always there for me.
[00:11:02.000 -> 00:11:05.000]:  I can always count on Tails. Every time.
[00:11:05.000 -> 00:11:08.000]:  Look, I need money. Whatever. Tails got me. I'm saying it's nice.
[00:11:08.000 -> 00:11:10.000]:  It's dope. Oh, yeah, we're out here. We're out here.
[00:11:10.000 -> 00:11:12.000]:  Holy shitballs, dude. Holy shitballs.
[00:11:12.000 -> 00:11:13.000]:  What a cute opportunity.
[00:11:13.000 -> 00:11:15.000]:  Oh, there's just a hundred.
[00:11:15.000 -> 00:11:19.000]:  A hundred? Wasn't that just for free? Just cuts? You're kidding.
[00:11:19.000 -> 00:11:22.000]:  Did you really? What adi do you have? Post the adi.
[00:11:22.000 -> 00:11:25.000]:  I'm in with the prime. I appreciate you, bro.
[00:11:25.000 -> 00:11:27.000]:  Yeah, I know. Holy shit.
[00:11:27.000 -> 00:11:28.000]:  What are we in now?
[00:11:28.000 -> 00:11:31.000]:  What adi did you donate to? I don't believe you.
[00:11:31.000 -> 00:11:34.000]:  What adi was it? What adi was it, boss?
[00:11:34.000 -> 00:11:36.000]:  You just allowed to beg for a fucking sub?
[00:11:36.000 -> 00:11:38.000]:  You're a salty because you don't have one.
[00:11:38.000 -> 00:11:40.000]:  You spit yours on a Big Mac this morning.
[00:11:40.000 -> 00:11:42.000]:  You could have bought a sub with that, boss.
[00:11:42.000 -> 00:11:44.000]:  You decided not to get a Big Mac.
[00:11:44.000 -> 00:11:46.000]:  I said, that's your fault. That's your problem.
[00:11:46.000 -> 00:11:47.000]:  I'm just kidding.
[00:11:47.000 -> 00:11:49.000]:  Take a bite to shave my pubes, and she laughed at me.
[00:11:49.000 -> 00:11:51.000]:  Really? That's interesting.
[00:11:51.000 -> 00:11:53.000]:  Yes, some girls like the jungle.
[00:11:53.000 -> 00:11:57.000]:  I'll juice you for the next...
[00:11:57.000 -> 00:12:00.000]:  No, I don't worry about that, bro. I appreciate it, though.
[00:12:00.000 -> 00:12:02.000]:  Any gifters feeling generous? Hit me up.
[00:12:02.000 -> 00:12:05.000]:  Okay, Evan Paddy could use a sub if anyone wants to give him a sub.
[00:12:05.000 -> 00:12:09.000]:  Billy Wonka said, "Are you going to stream longer than four minutes to stream?"
[00:12:09.000 -> 00:12:12.000]:  Well, maybe he might have said that because he wants to juice me.
[00:12:12.000 -> 00:12:13.000]:  He wants to make sure...
[00:12:13.000 -> 00:12:15.000]:  Give me the adi.
[00:12:15.000 -> 00:12:17.000]:  He was probably trolling me.
[00:12:17.000 -> 00:12:19.000]:  Damn, I don't want to get on CSGO, but I want to go gamble, bro.
[00:12:19.000 -> 00:12:21.000]:  Who's got juice?
[00:12:21.000 -> 00:12:23.000]:  I don't want to act like that.
[00:12:23.000 -> 00:12:25.000]:  I can pay back tomorrow. I think my kids will buy me.
[00:12:25.000 -> 00:12:27.000]:  I'm not kidding. I really can't.
[00:12:27.000 -> 00:12:29.000]:  You sent me the adi. You sent it to me, bro.
[00:12:29.000 -> 00:12:31.000]:  I know I'm not going to go check, bro.
[00:12:31.000 -> 00:12:34.000]:  I have to turn some settings off. I have to restart the stream.
[00:12:34.000 -> 00:12:37.000]:  I'm not going to restart the stream unless I know for sure.
[00:12:37.000 -> 00:12:41.000]:  Boss, man, what's up, bro?
[00:12:41.000 -> 00:12:42.000]:  What's up, brody?
[00:12:42.000 -> 00:12:43.000]:  What's up, my G?
[00:12:43.000 -> 00:12:45.000]:  Love you too, bro. Love you too.
[00:12:45.000 -> 00:12:49.000]:  Uh, Jung Rufi. Never met you, but I love you too, bro.
[00:12:49.000 -> 00:12:50.000]:  I know.
[00:12:50.000 -> 00:12:52.000]:  I took a moment from lying, Bambi.
[00:12:52.000 -> 00:12:54.000]:  Yeah, but you just started falling on June 30th, bro.
[00:12:54.000 -> 00:12:56.000]:  Why would you care if you got banned?
[00:12:56.000 -> 00:13:02.000]:  I'm not going to chatlog.
[00:13:02.000 -> 00:13:04.000]:  Man, you don't have my adi.
[00:13:04.000 -> 00:13:05.000]:  What adi? You fucking sent it to me, bro.
[00:13:05.000 -> 00:13:06.000]:  I don't fucking go check.
[00:13:06.000 -> 00:13:08.000]:  You're fucking right. I'm not wasting my time.
[00:13:08.000 -> 00:13:09.000]:  Get out of here, bro.
[00:13:09.000 -> 00:13:10.000]:  I'm going to just get out.
[00:13:10.000 -> 00:13:11.000]:  What ad you sent it to?
[00:13:11.000 -> 00:13:12.000]:  You don't even have my adi.
[00:13:12.000 -> 00:13:13.000]:  I don't have my adi posted anywhere.
[00:13:13.000 -> 00:13:14.000]:  How'd you get my adi?
[00:13:14.000 -> 00:13:15.000]:  How did you get my adi?
[00:13:15.000 -> 00:13:17.000]:  Just fucking answer the question.
[00:13:17.000 -> 00:13:19.000]:  All right, take my schlong.
[00:13:19.000 -> 00:13:20.000]:  Laid across your mouth's face.
[00:13:20.000 -> 00:13:22.000]:  Sorry, that was-- that was out of pocket.
[00:13:22.000 -> 00:13:23.000]:  That was out of pocket.
[00:13:23.000 -> 00:13:25.000]:  You feeling I'm getting a tattoo?
[00:13:25.000 -> 00:13:26.000]:  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:13:26.000 -> 00:13:29.000]:  I'm 29 already. I don't have any.
[00:13:29.000 -> 00:13:31.000]:  I just never-- I think I look good with him at all,
[00:13:31.000 -> 00:13:32.000]:  but, like, I don't think, uh--
[00:13:32.000 -> 00:13:33.000]:  I don't know what I would get.
[00:13:33.000 -> 00:13:35.000]:  We're on level two, hype train, say what?
[00:13:35.000 -> 00:13:38.000]:  Come on, guys, get them fuckhacks rolling.
[00:13:38.000 -> 00:13:40.000]:  Rolling, baby.
[00:13:40.000 -> 00:13:42.000]:  This turns by-- uh, not right now.
[00:13:42.000 -> 00:13:44.000]:  Actually, oh, shit.
[00:13:44.000 -> 00:13:46.000]:  It doesn't look like it's going to storm, bro.
[00:13:46.000 -> 00:13:47.000]:  Kinda sorta.
[00:13:47.000 -> 00:13:49.000]:  It does kind of look like it's going to storm, actually.
[00:13:49.000 -> 00:13:51.000]:  It's never too late.
[00:13:51.000 -> 00:13:53.000]:  Kicktack-- I'm not--
[00:13:53.000 -> 00:13:55.000]:  You sent it through shuffle?
[00:13:55.000 -> 00:13:57.000]:  Yeah, he keeps saying that, but he doesn't know how to adi.
[00:13:57.000 -> 00:13:59.000]:  He doesn't want to-- he doesn't want to provide the adi.
[00:13:59.000 -> 00:14:02.000]:  He just claimed he sent it.
[00:14:02.000 -> 00:14:05.000]:  No sense.
[00:14:05.000 -> 00:14:06.000]:  Is it pouring back?
[00:14:06.000 -> 00:14:07.000]:  Where are you at?
[00:14:07.000 -> 00:14:08.000]:  I don't know where that is.
[00:14:08.000 -> 00:14:10.000]:  I know you said you're sending it out, right?
[00:14:10.000 -> 00:14:12.000]:  Am I gaming within, like, an hour?
[00:14:12.000 -> 00:14:15.000]:  Is that cool with you?
[00:14:15.000 -> 00:14:19.000]:  Oh, it's me.
[00:14:19.000 -> 00:14:21.000]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:21.000 -> 00:14:23.000]:  I mean, I look good.
[00:14:23.000 -> 00:14:25.000]:  Hey, thank you very much, shuffle.
[00:14:25.000 -> 00:14:26.000]:  I'm very tired so far.
[00:14:26.000 -> 00:14:28.000]:  It's maybe like a short stream.
[00:14:28.000 -> 00:14:30.000]:  Yeah, dude, we're chilling.
[00:14:30.000 -> 00:14:33.000]:  I really wish somebody could juice, man.
[00:14:33.000 -> 00:14:35.000]:  I know for a fact that as soon as I end the stream,
[00:14:35.000 -> 00:14:37.000]:  turn the thing on, go to shuffle.
[00:14:37.000 -> 00:14:40.000]:  All right, I can ask my fucking sponsor.
[00:14:40.000 -> 00:14:41.000]:  Fuck you, Willy Wonka.
[00:14:41.000 -> 00:14:43.000]:  Fuck, you don't even fucking have my adi.
[00:14:43.000 -> 00:14:44.000]:  Shut up.
[00:14:44.000 -> 00:14:46.000]:  Don't watch this ad, Willy Wonka.
[00:14:46.000 -> 00:14:47.000]:  Bam!
[00:14:47.000 -> 00:14:48.000]:  Go get the ad.
[00:14:48.000 -> 00:14:49.000]:  Oh, no way.
[00:14:49.000 -> 00:14:50.000]:  10s you said so?
[00:14:50.000 -> 00:14:51.000]:  Okay, now we're restarting the VPN.
[00:14:51.000 -> 00:14:52.000]:  I'll be live in 30 seconds.
[00:14:52.000 -> 00:14:53.000]:  Be right back.
[00:14:53.000 -> 00:14:54.000]:  Be right back, guys.