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[00:00:08.000 -> 00:00:17.000]:  >> When there's no way around the line, is there room for one more sun?
[00:00:17.000 -> 00:00:23.000]:  One more sun?
[00:00:23.000 -> 00:00:33.000]:  If you can't hold on, if you can't hold on.
[00:00:33.000 -> 00:00:59.000]:  [ Music ]
[00:00:59.000 -> 00:01:08.000]:  >> I want to stand up, I want to let go. You know, you know, you don't, you don't.
[00:01:08.000 -> 00:01:16.000]:  I want to shine on in the heart of man. I want to meet him from the back of my broken hand.
[00:01:16.000 -> 00:01:32.000]:  [ Music ]
[00:01:32.000 -> 00:01:37.000]:  >> I want to hear the most annoying sound in the world.
[00:01:37.000 -> 00:01:43.000]:  Oh, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me, that was just so uncalled for, dude.
[00:01:43.000 -> 00:01:46.000]:  You know what, that was actually like really immature, dude.
[00:01:46.000 -> 00:01:49.000]:  I mean, that was honestly like so uncalled for.
[00:01:49.000 -> 00:01:52.000]:  What up everybody? What up everybody?
[00:01:52.000 -> 00:01:54.000]:  How we doing? I find it funny, bro.
[00:01:54.000 -> 00:01:59.000]:  Oh, I see, what up, darling? Oh, you're in the car? Oh, hell yeah.
[00:01:59.000 -> 00:02:01.000]:  What up everybody? How we doing, guys?
[00:02:01.000 -> 00:02:04.000]:  Got some rest, man, feeling a lot better.
[00:02:04.000 -> 00:02:07.000]:  Still like, you know, all right, we got a hundred bucks to start.
[00:02:07.000 -> 00:02:11.000]:  Let's get a pop of Mary Poppins.
[00:02:11.000 -> 00:02:13.000]:  I've heard juicer, let's go.
[00:02:13.000 -> 00:02:15.000]:  Too many people to say hi to, hello everybody.
[00:02:15.000 -> 00:02:17.000]:  I hope everyone's doing good.
[00:02:17.000 -> 00:02:19.000]:  Let's start with two $5 Plinko balls.
[00:02:19.000 -> 00:02:21.000]:  Please, please, please.
[00:02:21.000 -> 00:02:23.000]:  It's okay, one more.
[00:02:23.000 -> 00:02:26.000]:  Come on, come on. One more and I'm done, I swear.
[00:02:26.000 -> 00:02:27.000]:  Yeah, dumb and dumber, yep.
[00:02:27.000 -> 00:02:29.000]:  Highlight, one more.
[00:02:29.000 -> 00:02:32.000]:  Come on, come on. Oh, oh my God, two more.
[00:02:32.000 -> 00:02:33.000]:  This is so annoying.
[00:02:33.000 -> 00:02:35.000]:  Bro, bro, bro.
[00:02:35.000 -> 00:02:36.000]:  They've all missed two more.
[00:02:36.000 -> 00:02:38.000]:  Please, please, please.
[00:02:38.000 -> 00:02:41.000]:  Oh my, you know what, two more. Down to 50 is the lowest.
[00:02:41.000 -> 00:02:43.000]:  We're going to hit, we're going to hit, we're going to hit, boys.
[00:02:43.000 -> 00:02:47.000]:  We're going to hit. Yep. Oh, okay.
[00:02:47.000 -> 00:02:50.000]:  That's okay. Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch.
[00:02:50.000 -> 00:02:53.000]:  Oh my God, I'm teasing.
[00:02:53.000 -> 00:02:55.000]:  I don't even know who that is, Song.
[00:02:55.000 -> 00:02:58.000]:  I have no idea what that is. Sorry, boss.
[00:02:58.000 -> 00:03:00.000]:  Damn, this is fucking eating, bro.
[00:03:00.000 -> 00:03:03.000]:  Oh my God, come on, guys.
[00:03:03.000 -> 00:03:05.000]:  We're going.
[00:03:05.000 -> 00:03:08.000]:  Bro, oh my God.
[00:03:08.000 -> 00:03:17.000]:  Oh no, I'm going to win, I'm going to win.
[00:03:17.000 -> 00:03:20.000]:  Oh my God, that was a teaser, come on.
[00:03:20.000 -> 00:03:22.000]:  Please, give me a big hit, come on.
[00:03:22.000 -> 00:03:24.000]:  Oh my God, guys.
[00:03:24.000 -> 00:03:26.000]:  Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
[00:03:26.000 -> 00:03:29.000]:  Oh, I hit, bro, 8x, not bad, not bad.
[00:03:29.000 -> 00:03:32.000]:  Why? Because I'm about to win fat, watch this.
[00:03:32.000 -> 00:03:35.000]:  Let me, I'm going to show you something. This is why, I'm going to show you.
[00:03:35.000 -> 00:03:40.000]:  This is why, this is why I'm going to fight our balls, okay?
[00:03:40.000 -> 00:03:44.000]:  Holy fucking losers, spamming my chat.
[00:03:44.000 -> 00:03:47.000]:  This is why I did fight our balls.
[00:03:47.000 -> 00:03:53.000]:  Only you can do it, yeah, right.
[00:03:53.000 -> 00:03:55.000]:  Holy crap.
[00:03:55.000 -> 00:03:57.000]:  Dude, no.
[00:03:57.000 -> 00:03:59.000]:  I'm going to play CSGO again.
[00:03:59.000 -> 00:04:03.000]:  Oh, oh my God, oh wait, what did I hit? I hit it three times, okay.
[00:04:03.000 -> 00:04:06.000]:  This guy is a loser.
[00:04:06.000 -> 00:04:10.000]:  Type of five, if you think that favorite uncle is the loser and not me.
[00:04:10.000 -> 00:04:13.000]:  You're coming into my stream, calling me a loser for no reason.
[00:04:13.000 -> 00:04:16.000]:  Type of five of uncle, favorite uncle is the fucking loser.
[00:04:16.000 -> 00:04:18.000]:  Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
[00:04:18.000 -> 00:04:20.000]:  We don't like you here, get out of here.
[00:04:20.000 -> 00:04:22.000]:  I might lose on gambling, man.
[00:04:22.000 -> 00:04:26.000]:  Oh my God, what the fuck was that? That was some bullshit.
[00:04:28.000 -> 00:04:31.000]:  Oh no, dude, I just lost it all, oh well.
[00:04:31.000 -> 00:04:34.000]:  Oh really, maybe it was, I don't know.
[00:04:34.000 -> 00:04:37.000]:  Alright guys, we're going to play some CSGO, anybody want to play with me?
[00:04:37.000 -> 00:04:40.000]:  Holy crap, I did just lose 100 bucks that fast, that's some bullshit.
[00:04:40.000 -> 00:04:43.000]:  Hold on, I might be able to get a little bit more, let's see, hold on.
[00:04:57.000 -> 00:04:59.000]:  Yeah, he was, okay, alright, that's cool.
[00:04:59.000 -> 00:05:02.000]:  You want to kill me? Alright, just give me a second, I don't know.
[00:05:02.000 -> 00:05:04.000]:  Never actually done him before, Jinx.
[00:05:04.000 -> 00:05:06.000]:  One of the only ones I haven't done.
[00:05:06.000 -> 00:05:09.000]:  He didn't say you, he didn't say the other guy either.
[00:05:09.000 -> 00:05:10.000]:  He didn't say that guy.
[00:05:10.000 -> 00:05:12.000]:  Maybe he wasn't, yeah, I guess you're right.
[00:05:12.000 -> 00:05:14.000]:  You're probably right, yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad Brody, my bad Brody.
[00:05:14.000 -> 00:05:17.000]:  You want to flex? You gonna get on the mic?
[00:05:17.000 -> 00:05:19.000]:  What up, Moros?
[00:05:19.000 -> 00:05:21.000]:  You might be able to gabster, I'll let you know in just a second.
[00:05:21.000 -> 00:05:23.000]:  You might be able to, yeah.
[00:05:23.000 -> 00:05:27.000]:  I like the help of my mental health person. Who's that? Who's they?
[00:05:27.000 -> 00:05:32.000]:  Oh, no problem, Tiger, glad you like the stream, bro.
[00:05:32.000 -> 00:05:34.000]:  What's good, you're passion, Ashton? How you doing, my boy?
[00:05:34.000 -> 00:05:36.000]:  Trapper's downstairs doing something.
[00:05:36.000 -> 00:05:39.000]:  Dude, Fortnite, I fuck people up on Fortnite.
[00:05:39.000 -> 00:05:42.000]:  Hey, Baker, check your Discord, bro.
[00:05:49.000 -> 00:05:53.000]:  Hey, you wanna head up on there? I can fix that? Oh.
[00:05:53.000 -> 00:05:55.000]:  You can fix what?
[00:05:55.000 -> 00:05:57.000]:  Oh, your mic or whatever? Okay, alright.
[00:05:57.000 -> 00:05:59.000]:  I was just wondering, I didn't think you would, actually.
[00:05:59.000 -> 00:06:02.000]:  No, I never played Call of Duty, bro.
[00:06:02.000 -> 00:06:04.000]:  What up, J2?
[00:06:04.000 -> 00:06:07.000]:  Alright, how's everybody doing on a scale of 1 to 10? How's your mood?
[00:06:07.000 -> 00:06:09.000]:  How's everybody's mood?
[00:06:09.000 -> 00:06:11.000]:  Bro, I just found a nug!
[00:06:11.000 -> 00:06:13.000]:  Oh, my God, no way!
[00:06:13.000 -> 00:06:16.000]:  Bro, there's no way, I just found a fucking nug of Zamzaza.
[00:06:16.000 -> 00:06:18.000]:  There's another one.
[00:06:18.000 -> 00:06:21.000]:  I was trying to find one last night, but it was too dark, man.
[00:06:21.000 -> 00:06:23.000]:  Even with a flashlight, I didn't see that.
[00:06:23.000 -> 00:06:29.000]:  Still, enough for a fucking carpet nug, dude.
[00:06:29.000 -> 00:06:32.000]:  Payday boss 10. I get paid tomorrow by kick, actually.
[00:06:32.000 -> 00:06:35.000]:  I wonder how much I made on kick before I got banned.
[00:06:35.000 -> 00:06:39.000]:  Does anybody know how many subs I had by any chance?
[00:06:39.000 -> 00:06:42.000]:  Fuck her, I just lost 100 bucks so fast.
[00:06:42.000 -> 00:06:45.000]:  How much did I lost today, bud? I've lost just enough,
[00:06:45.000 -> 00:06:47.000]:  where I still have enough to bang your mom tonight,
[00:06:47.000 -> 00:06:49.000]:  because she'd be charging a little bit.
[00:06:49.000 -> 00:06:52.000]:  But, earlier I had enough to bang her twice, which kind of sucks,
[00:06:52.000 -> 00:06:55.000]:  but I can still bang her once, bust my nut,
[00:06:55.000 -> 00:06:57.000]:  and move on with my day.
[00:06:57.000 -> 00:07:03.000]:  I got soul, but I'm not a loser.
[00:07:03.000 -> 00:07:07.000]:  This guy in my chat is a loser.
[00:07:07.000 -> 00:07:11.000]:  His name's Deegent, he has a tic-tac.
[00:07:11.000 -> 00:07:13.000]:  He's about to go and...
[00:07:14.000 -> 00:07:16.000]:  It's in that hater dryer rack for...
[00:07:16.000 -> 00:07:18.000]:  Oh, I don't say that.
[00:07:18.000 -> 00:07:20.000]:  Did you really lose all of the $150,000?
[00:07:20.000 -> 00:07:23.000]:  Did you really lose... You have no money?
[00:07:23.000 -> 00:07:25.000]:  Dude, we're in the same boat with Jay Chills, no way.
[00:07:25.000 -> 00:07:28.000]:  You're worried about my money, that's weird.
[00:07:28.000 -> 00:07:31.000]:  I love your mom's tits, I love your mom's tits,
[00:07:31.000 -> 00:07:34.000]:  I love your mom's tits, I love your mom's breasts!
[00:07:34.000 -> 00:07:36.000]:  They're so fucking nice and round!
[00:07:36.000 -> 00:07:38.000]:  Oh, they're perky!
[00:07:38.000 -> 00:07:40.000]:  Oh, I love grabbing them.
[00:07:40.000 -> 00:07:43.000]:  Oh, your mom's tits are so fucking big and round and perky,
[00:07:43.000 -> 00:07:47.000]:  and oh, they're fucking amazing!
[00:07:47.000 -> 00:07:50.000]:  Oh, I love your mom's titties.
[00:07:50.000 -> 00:07:52.000]:  What's up, DJ?
[00:07:52.000 -> 00:07:54.000]:  Stupid, not gonna lie, immature.
[00:07:54.000 -> 00:07:56.000]:  Deegent, tell me one joke.
[00:07:56.000 -> 00:07:58.000]:  Give me a good joke, let's see if you got a better joke.
[00:07:58.000 -> 00:07:59.000]:  Go ahead.
[00:07:59.000 -> 00:08:01.000]:  You can bang your eye rack, you sure can.
[00:08:01.000 -> 00:08:03.000]:  Who wants...
[00:08:03.000 -> 00:08:05.000]:  Okay, look, they caught sloppy seconds,
[00:08:05.000 -> 00:08:07.000]:  but I'm very clean with it.
[00:08:07.000 -> 00:08:11.000]:  So, if anybody would like to hit, you know,
[00:08:11.000 -> 00:08:13.000]:  Deegent's mom from the back, type of three,
[00:08:13.000 -> 00:08:15.000]:  and I'll let you get it after.
[00:08:15.000 -> 00:08:17.000]:  Or we can maybe even go at the same time.
[00:08:17.000 -> 00:08:19.000]:  If you don't find that weird at the same time,
[00:08:19.000 -> 00:08:21.000]:  just, you know, don't look.
[00:08:21.000 -> 00:08:23.000]:  Don't touch, don't touch together.
[00:08:23.000 -> 00:08:25.000]:  Don't touch the wieners together.
[00:08:25.000 -> 00:08:29.000]:  So, Deegent, we are going to run that train.
[00:08:29.000 -> 00:08:31.000]:  Now, Deegent, I heard you actually wanted to film it,
[00:08:31.000 -> 00:08:33.000]:  which is really weird to me,
[00:08:33.000 -> 00:08:35.000]:  but if you wanted to film, you sure can.
[00:08:35.000 -> 00:08:37.000]:  Okay, Trickster wants, you know, Trickster wants that.
[00:08:37.000 -> 00:08:39.000]:  Okay, that's fine, that's good.
[00:08:39.000 -> 00:08:41.000]:  That is an option.
[00:08:41.000 -> 00:08:43.000]:  No eye contact, yeah.
[00:08:43.000 -> 00:08:44.000]:  That's right, that's right, George.
[00:08:44.000 -> 00:08:45.000]:  Just don't look at each other in the eyes.
[00:08:45.000 -> 00:08:46.000]:  That would be weird as fuck.
[00:08:46.000 -> 00:08:48.000]:  Just don't do that, and you're good.
[00:08:48.000 -> 00:08:50.000]:  Oh, I hope not, Jay Choke.
[00:08:50.000 -> 00:08:52.000]:  I don't want to hit that after that.
[00:08:52.000 -> 00:08:53.000]:  What's up, King Jay?
[00:08:53.000 -> 00:08:55.000]:  How you doing, my boy?
[00:08:55.000 -> 00:08:56.000]:  Look yourself in the mirror.
[00:08:56.000 -> 00:08:57.000]:  He's sitting there shaking.
[00:08:57.000 -> 00:08:59.000]:  Yo, whatever you need, he was goody, was goody.
[00:08:59.000 -> 00:09:00.000]:  What's poppin'?
[00:09:00.000 -> 00:09:02.000]:  What's poppin', Mary Poppins?
[00:09:02.000 -> 00:09:03.000]:  That came in the wrong conversation.
[00:09:03.000 -> 00:09:05.000]:  That's okay, Spade, how you doing?
[00:09:05.000 -> 00:09:07.000]:  Thank you very much, Jink.
[00:09:07.000 -> 00:09:09.000]:  I'm doing good, Blythe, how you doing, man?
[00:09:09.000 -> 00:09:12.000]:  I met him in the casino, took her to the hotel two miles away,
[00:09:12.000 -> 00:09:14.000]:  after playing blackjack all night, smashed it,
[00:09:14.000 -> 00:09:17.000]:  woke up the next morning, feeling like a fuck, dude, I don't do that.
[00:09:17.000 -> 00:09:20.000]:  It'll boost your mental, it's super healthy for your mental.
[00:09:20.000 -> 00:09:22.000]:  I can, uh, occur.
[00:09:22.000 -> 00:09:25.000]:  All right, guys, will you, oh, hold on, did Baker ride by?
[00:09:25.000 -> 00:09:28.000]:  No, Baker, write me back, bro, I need you.
[00:09:28.000 -> 00:09:31.000]:  I need you, please.
[00:09:31.000 -> 00:09:33.000]:  Yeah, it's like in an hour, yep.
[00:09:33.000 -> 00:09:34.000]:  Let's see here.
[00:09:34.000 -> 00:09:36.000]:  One hour and 26 minutes.
[00:09:36.000 -> 00:09:39.000]:  Christina, I got you, Flex, I got you.
[00:09:39.000 -> 00:09:42.000]:  Let me find that real quick.
[00:09:42.000 -> 00:09:47.000]:  And...
[00:09:47.000 -> 00:09:49.000]:  Okay, so I'm just gonna post it in the chat,
[00:09:49.000 -> 00:09:51.000]:  but let me know what your username is,
[00:09:51.000 -> 00:09:53.000]:  because I have, like, hundreds of friend requests.
[00:09:53.000 -> 00:09:55.000]:  I just need your name.
[00:09:55.000 -> 00:09:56.000]:  There you go.
[00:09:56.000 -> 00:09:57.000]:  It's finally better.
[00:09:57.000 -> 00:09:58.000]:  Are you in another one's play?
[00:09:58.000 -> 00:10:00.000]:  Oh, shit, guys, listen to this.
[00:10:00.000 -> 00:10:01.000]:  Listen to this.
[00:10:01.000 -> 00:10:03.000]:  Look how interesting this sounds.
[00:10:03.000 -> 00:10:05.000]:  I mean, this is how interesting this is.
[00:10:05.000 -> 00:10:07.000]:  Six percent of my viewers.
[00:10:07.000 -> 00:10:11.000]:  So, okay, so if we have a hundred people in here,
[00:10:11.000 -> 00:10:15.000]:  if we have a thousand people in here, um, there's,
[00:10:15.000 -> 00:10:18.000]:  there's, on average, oh, that's a nice size raid.
[00:10:18.000 -> 00:10:20.000]:  No way, kildos are in this, bitch.
[00:10:20.000 -> 00:10:22.000]:  Holy shit, boss.
[00:10:22.000 -> 00:10:24.000]:  Welcome to the stream, everybody.
[00:10:24.000 -> 00:10:25.000]:  Welcome to the stream.
[00:10:25.000 -> 00:10:27.000]:  Welcome to the Boss Man Jack show,
[00:10:27.000 -> 00:10:29.000]:  where we are about to run this train.
[00:10:29.000 -> 00:10:32.000]:  I'm D-Gen's mom, one of this guy that was just hating him.
[00:10:32.000 -> 00:10:33.000]:  I don't know if that's allowed on Twitch,
[00:10:33.000 -> 00:10:36.000]:  but I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.
[00:10:36.000 -> 00:10:37.000]:  I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.
[00:10:37.000 -> 00:10:38.000]:  All right, guys?
[00:10:38.000 -> 00:10:39.000]:  What up, kildoser?
[00:10:39.000 -> 00:10:40.000]:  How you doing?
[00:10:40.000 -> 00:10:42.000]:  Kildoser, I got a question for you, actually.
[00:10:42.000 -> 00:10:44.000]:  Can you, I think you do it.
[00:10:44.000 -> 00:10:47.000]:  Can you actually, um, open cases on stream, on Twitch?
[00:10:47.000 -> 00:10:51.000]:  I read somewhere that you cannot open CSGO cases on Twitch.
[00:10:51.000 -> 00:10:52.000]:  Apparently, you can.
[00:10:52.000 -> 00:10:53.000]:  I know streamers that do.
[00:10:53.000 -> 00:10:54.000]:  Oh, you can.
[00:10:54.000 -> 00:10:56.000]:  You can.
[00:10:56.000 -> 00:10:57.000]:  You can for sure.
[00:10:57.000 -> 00:10:58.000]:  You can.
[00:10:58.000 -> 00:10:59.000]:  He doesn't, okay.
[00:10:59.000 -> 00:11:02.000]:  Now, listen, kildoser, where do I look for a sponsorship?
[00:11:02.000 -> 00:11:06.000]:  Because apparently, my sponsor is cool with me.
[00:11:06.000 -> 00:11:07.000]:  This is my crypto casino.
[00:11:07.000 -> 00:11:09.000]:  Anyways, I won't talk about too much.
[00:11:09.000 -> 00:11:11.000]:  I'm not trying to advertise anything.
[00:11:11.000 -> 00:11:12.000]:  I'm just saying.
[00:11:12.000 -> 00:11:14.000]:  But I'll risk everything for a kiss.
[00:11:14.000 -> 00:11:15.000]:  Would you really, Kaylong?
[00:11:15.000 -> 00:11:18.000]:  Kaylong, do you happen to have, um, discord?
[00:11:18.000 -> 00:11:19.000]:  I don't have a discord.
[00:11:19.000 -> 00:11:20.000]:  Flashy, are you on clash?
[00:11:20.000 -> 00:11:22.000]:  Which one are you on, kildoser?
[00:11:22.000 -> 00:11:25.000]:  FlashyG's like the biggest one, right?
[00:11:25.000 -> 00:11:26.000]:  He's gonna kick right now.
[00:11:26.000 -> 00:11:29.000]:  Oh, cool, okay.
[00:11:29.000 -> 00:11:30.000]:  This kid is a schizo.
[00:11:30.000 -> 00:11:35.000]:  Type of six if Cape or CPT 22 is not only an asshole,
[00:11:35.000 -> 00:11:37.000]:  but needs to get banned from the chat.
[00:11:37.000 -> 00:11:39.000]:  He just called me a schizo for whatever reason.
[00:11:39.000 -> 00:11:42.000]:  We type a six inch if I should not only make him an asshole,
[00:11:42.000 -> 00:11:44.000]:  but we should kick him from the chat.
[00:11:44.000 -> 00:11:45.000]:  I have 10 people.
[00:11:45.000 -> 00:11:47.000]:  Oh, that's way more than 10.
[00:11:47.000 -> 00:11:49.000]:  All right, I'll see you later, buddy.
[00:11:49.000 -> 00:11:51.000]:  Get the fuck out of here, pussy.
[00:11:51.000 -> 00:11:53.000]:  You fucking pussy bitch.
[00:11:53.000 -> 00:11:54.000]:  Who's talking now?
[00:11:54.000 -> 00:11:55.000]:  Nobody.
[00:11:55.000 -> 00:11:57.000]:  Nobody.
[00:11:57.000 -> 00:12:01.000]:  You look like a whole ass bitch.
[00:12:01.000 -> 00:12:03.000]:  Let me do something real quick.
[00:12:03.000 -> 00:12:06.000]:  Let me do something real quick.
[00:12:06.000 -> 00:12:08.000]:  It's okay, we'll get him later.
[00:12:08.000 -> 00:12:09.000]:  Beat him with kindness, awesome.
[00:12:09.000 -> 00:12:12.000]:  Hey CPT, I hope you have a great week.
[00:12:12.000 -> 00:12:14.000]:  I'm so thankful for you tuning in,
[00:12:14.000 -> 00:12:17.000]:  and it's an honor to ban you.
[00:12:17.000 -> 00:12:19.000]:  Oh yeah, you can do that, Rekki, yeah.
[00:12:19.000 -> 00:12:21.000]:  Dude, I just lost like 200 some bucks, man,
[00:12:21.000 -> 00:12:23.000]:  in like minutes, man.
[00:12:23.000 -> 00:12:26.000]:  I don't get my fucking, what up, wah, what up, Rob?
[00:12:26.000 -> 00:12:30.000]:  I don't get my reload for an hour and 22 minutes.
[00:12:30.000 -> 00:12:32.000]:  Bro, dude, I'm calling him.
[00:12:32.000 -> 00:12:34.000]:  He's ignoring me.
[00:12:34.000 -> 00:12:36.000]:  He doesn't want to help me.
[00:12:36.000 -> 00:12:38.000]:  I'm feeling good today, I was really tired yesterday
[00:12:38.000 -> 00:12:40.000]:  and shit like that the day before.
[00:12:40.000 -> 00:12:42.000]:  You can ask a question all you want, Jinx.
[00:12:42.000 -> 00:12:43.000]:  What's stopping you?
[00:12:43.000 -> 00:12:46.000]:  Oh honey, okay, okay, let me get that, let me get that.
[00:12:46.000 -> 00:12:51.000]:  There you go, friend requests.
[00:12:51.000 -> 00:12:52.000]:  Oh, okay.
[00:12:52.000 -> 00:12:53.000]:  Well, I don't know who you are, boss,
[00:12:53.000 -> 00:12:57.000]:  but I will add, I will add, honey.
[00:12:57.000 -> 00:13:00.000]:  Gonna have to drop that five pack of Rooney.
[00:13:00.000 -> 00:13:01.000]:  Five pack of Rooney.
[00:13:01.000 -> 00:13:03.000]:  Got you, honey, I got you accepted, let's get it.
[00:13:03.000 -> 00:13:06.000]:  Luke with the fucking gifted, oh shit.
[00:13:06.000 -> 00:13:08.000]:  Holy shit, thank you for the gifted sub, man,
[00:13:08.000 -> 00:13:09.000]:  I appreciate that.
[00:13:09.000 -> 00:13:13.000]:  Yeah, we can hit it over up together, yeah.
[00:13:13.000 -> 00:13:15.000]:  What up, Gaten, how you doing, G?
[00:13:15.000 -> 00:13:17.000]:  Sub count is, okay, listen.
[00:13:17.000 -> 00:13:20.000]:  If we get to a thousand subs,
[00:13:20.000 -> 00:13:23.000]:  listen guys, very carefully, it is 4.51 p.m.
[00:13:23.000 -> 00:13:25.000]:  on the east coast of America.
[00:13:25.000 -> 00:13:27.000]:  If we get to a thousand subs by five,
[00:13:27.000 -> 00:13:30.000]:  which is in eight minutes, it just turned to 4.52,
[00:13:30.000 -> 00:13:34.000]:  I'll shave my head, I'll take a razor and shit.
[00:13:34.000 -> 00:13:38.000]:  And I'll do a strip right down the middle
[00:13:38.000 -> 00:13:40.000]:  and I'll leave it like that for half an hour.
[00:13:40.000 -> 00:13:44.000]:  A strip right, right down the middle
[00:13:44.000 -> 00:13:46.000]:  and I'll fucking, I'll leave it like that.
[00:13:46.000 -> 00:13:48.000]:  So who's got the 30 pack?
[00:13:48.000 -> 00:13:50.000]:  Who's got the fucking 30 pack?
[00:13:50.000 -> 00:13:52.000]:  I do, I got a little bit of blood, not much.
[00:13:52.000 -> 00:13:55.000]:  Who's got the 30 pack sub, let's go.
[00:13:55.000 -> 00:13:57.000]:  On hard drugs, well, it depends.
[00:13:57.000 -> 00:14:00.000]:  I consider your mom's vagina a hard drug,
[00:14:00.000 -> 00:14:03.000]:  so goddamn right, I'm still hitting that all day, boss.
[00:14:03.000 -> 00:14:06.000]:  Your mom, listen, I'm not even gonna say that.
[00:14:06.000 -> 00:14:09.000]:  Now, I've banged up quite a few amount of milfs in my life,
[00:14:09.000 -> 00:14:12.000]:  but Mrs. The Fish, three ones,
[00:14:12.000 -> 00:14:16.000]:  the fish is, dude, she, that thing is like a grip.
[00:14:16.000 -> 00:14:19.000]:  It rips it, it's like a ripper.
[00:14:19.000 -> 00:14:21.000]:  You put it in there, it won't let go.
[00:14:21.000 -> 00:14:22.000]:  It won't give it back.
[00:14:22.000 -> 00:14:26.000]:  You try to take it out, it just, oh, babe, let me, babe.
[00:14:26.000 -> 00:14:31.000]:  Dude, I'm trying to tell you guys, it's a grippy snatch.
[00:14:31.000 -> 00:14:34.000]:  No, I need a 30 pack, not a five.
[00:14:34.000 -> 00:14:36.000]:  One of those Chinese finger traps,
[00:14:36.000 -> 00:14:37.000]:  it's literally like that gap.
[00:14:37.000 -> 00:14:40.000]:  I'm telling you, it's literally like a Chinese finger trap.
[00:14:40.000 -> 00:14:44.000]:  It's a Chinese penis trap, okay?
[00:14:44.000 -> 00:14:47.000]:  Sorry, I'm not one trying to be an asshole.
[00:14:47.000 -> 00:14:49.000]:  Hold on, let me, really?
[00:14:49.000 -> 00:14:52.000]:  Okay, I'm doing okay, I'm working on it.
[00:14:52.000 -> 00:14:54.000]:  That's an answer question.
[00:14:54.000 -> 00:14:56.000]:  Your mom is hot, though.
[00:14:56.000 -> 00:14:58.000]:  Love you, too, Rags.
[00:14:58.000 -> 00:14:59.000]:  What do you expect from that?
[00:14:59.000 -> 00:15:00.000]:  I know, right?
[00:15:00.000 -> 00:15:01.000]:  Dude, come on.
[00:15:01.000 -> 00:15:04.000]:  I mean, dude, in the fucking general, dude.
[00:15:04.000 -> 00:15:06.000]:  I am sober right now, actually.
[00:15:06.000 -> 00:15:08.000]:  I've not done anything today.
[00:15:08.000 -> 00:15:09.000]:  You ain't fed today, brother?
[00:15:09.000 -> 00:15:10.000]:  I am not.
[00:15:10.000 -> 00:15:12.000]:  I've lost quite a bit, but...
[00:15:13.000 -> 00:15:18.000]:  My baby shower, Josh Isabella.
[00:15:18.000 -> 00:15:20.000]:  Yo, stay with the five pack.
[00:15:20.000 -> 00:15:22.000]:  Holy shitballs.
[00:15:22.000 -> 00:15:24.000]:  God, damn, that pussy nice.
[00:15:24.000 -> 00:15:26.000]:  Thank you very much, boss.
[00:15:26.000 -> 00:15:27.000]:  Thank you very much.
[00:15:27.000 -> 00:15:28.000]:  Yeah, exactly, Jinx.
[00:15:28.000 -> 00:15:29.000]:  That's not something you just...
[00:15:29.000 -> 00:15:31.000]:  Well, I'm sitting here vibing, like,
[00:15:31.000 -> 00:15:34.000]:  "Hey, bud, you still lost that job last summer?
[00:15:34.000 -> 00:15:36.000]:  Hey, did you still lose that 185K?"
[00:15:36.000 -> 00:15:39.000]:  It's like, bro, get banned, bitch.
[00:15:39.000 -> 00:15:41.000]:  Do not, do not come back, please.
[00:15:41.000 -> 00:15:42.000]:  Please.
[00:15:42.000 -> 00:15:49.000]:  We need 22 subs, but it's got to be in the next six minutes
[00:15:49.000 -> 00:15:50.000]:  for me to...
[00:15:50.000 -> 00:15:52.000]:  for me to, um, just buzz my head, so...
[00:15:52.000 -> 00:15:59.000]:  Well, my old username dinkboy was Trojanman719.
[00:15:59.000 -> 00:16:04.000]:  It's either milfhunter or Trojanman.
[00:16:04.000 -> 00:16:07.000]:  Oh, we got an ad for you, non-subs.
[00:16:07.000 -> 00:16:09.000]:  See you later, buddy.
[00:16:09.000 -> 00:16:11.000]:  We're about to have the most flame content
[00:16:11.000 -> 00:16:13.000]:  only while they're watching the ad, okay, guys?
[00:16:13.000 -> 00:16:15.000]:  So, all subs consider yourself extremely lucky.
[00:16:15.000 -> 00:16:17.000]:  We're about to have the most fire contact...
[00:16:17.000 -> 00:16:19.000]:  fire content, excuse me,
[00:16:19.000 -> 00:16:21.000]:  while they get to watch the ad.
[00:16:21.000 -> 00:16:23.000]:  Just kidding, but that is true.
[00:16:23.000 -> 00:16:24.000]:  Listen, it is true.
[00:16:24.000 -> 00:16:26.000]:  All subs get no ads, so...
[00:16:26.000 -> 00:16:27.000]:  And you know what?
[00:16:27.000 -> 00:16:28.000]:  You know what?
[00:16:28.000 -> 00:16:29.000]:  I'm just...
[00:16:29.000 -> 00:16:31.000]:  I'm not feeling very nice today.
[00:16:31.000 -> 00:16:32.000]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:16:32.000 -> 00:16:33.000]:  I'm a, you know what?
[00:16:33.000 -> 00:16:34.000]:  We need to do something here.
[00:16:34.000 -> 00:16:36.000]:  How do I crank the ads up?
[00:16:36.000 -> 00:16:38.000]:  I have it on the minimum to get the 55% split.
[00:16:38.000 -> 00:16:40.000]:  I just kind of want to crank it to the maximum.
[00:16:40.000 -> 00:16:42.000]:  20 minutes an hour.
[00:16:42.000 -> 00:16:45.000]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:16:45.000 -> 00:16:46.000]:  I love you guys so much.
[00:16:46.000 -> 00:16:48.000]:  How do I do?
[00:16:48.000 -> 00:16:49.000]:  Just roll this up.
[00:16:49.000 -> 00:16:51.000]:  Here we go.
[00:16:51.000 -> 00:16:53.000]:  Oh, here...
[00:16:53.000 -> 00:16:54.000]:  Oh, 20...
[00:16:54.000 -> 00:16:55.000]:  Oh, my...
[00:16:55.000 -> 00:16:57.000]:  Okay, ready?
[00:16:57.000 -> 00:16:58.000]:  Ready?
[00:16:58.000 -> 00:16:59.000]:  Look at this, look at this.
[00:16:59.000 -> 00:17:02.000]:  Perfect!
[00:17:02.000 -> 00:17:03.000]:  That's perfect right there.
[00:17:03.000 -> 00:17:04.000]:  That's a perfect spot.
[00:17:04.000 -> 00:17:06.000]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:17:06.000 -> 00:17:08.000]:  Get fucked!
[00:17:08.000 -> 00:17:09.000]:  Get fucked!
[00:17:09.000 -> 00:17:13.000]:  I'll see you later in 22 minutes after you're done with your 35 ads.
[00:17:13.000 -> 00:17:15.000]:  Sorry, boys.
[00:17:15.000 -> 00:17:17.000]:  I'm going to need that cash-o-law, you know what I'm saying?
[00:17:17.000 -> 00:17:24.000]:  Get fucked.
[00:17:24.000 -> 00:17:25.000]:  They're all in the ad right now.
[00:17:25.000 -> 00:17:27.000]:  Now, type a seven if you have eight.
[00:17:27.000 -> 00:17:31.000]:  Uh, I don't think...
[00:17:31.000 -> 00:17:32.000]:  I don't know, Jbro.
[00:17:32.000 -> 00:17:33.000]:  If I don't get the money, it's fine.
[00:17:33.000 -> 00:17:35.000]:  Let me see something real quick.
[00:17:36.000 -> 00:17:39.000]:  I think you go to revenue, earnings.
[00:17:39.000 -> 00:17:41.000]:  Okay.
[00:17:41.000 -> 00:17:42.000]:  And we're going to take this.
[00:17:42.000 -> 00:17:43.000]:  We're going to go to...
[00:17:43.000 -> 00:17:45.000]:  What day did I start on Kick again?
[00:17:45.000 -> 00:17:47.000]:  I think it was June 18th.
[00:17:47.000 -> 00:17:51.000]:  So, we've been here for 10 days now, guys.
[00:17:51.000 -> 00:17:53.000]:  Maybe 11 days.
[00:17:53.000 -> 00:17:54.000]:  35 ads.
[00:17:54.000 -> 00:17:55.000]:  Is there really 35 ads?
[00:17:55.000 -> 00:17:56.000]:  Oh, that's what I said.
[00:17:56.000 -> 00:17:57.000]:  That's right.
[00:17:57.000 -> 00:17:58.000]:  Okay, ready?
[00:17:58.000 -> 00:18:03.000]:  We're going to update this, and we're going to go to ads.
[00:18:04.000 -> 00:18:05.000]:  Okay.
[00:18:05.000 -> 00:18:06.000]:  How was it?
[00:18:06.000 -> 00:18:08.000]:  No.
[00:18:08.000 -> 00:18:09.000]:  Oh, no.
[00:18:09.000 -> 00:18:10.000]:  Okay, okay.
[00:18:10.000 -> 00:18:11.000]:  I get it now.
[00:18:11.000 -> 00:18:12.000]:  So, take all these out.
[00:18:12.000 -> 00:18:15.000]:  Probably the most efficient way to do this, but we have...
[00:18:15.000 -> 00:18:16.000]:  Oh.
[00:18:16.000 -> 00:18:20.000]:  150 bucks that day.
[00:18:20.000 -> 00:18:22.000]:  124.
[00:18:22.000 -> 00:18:24.000]:  So, these are going to basically triple.
[00:18:24.000 -> 00:18:27.000]:  These are going to basically double or triple with the 22-minute ads.
[00:18:27.000 -> 00:18:29.000]:  This is going to...
[00:18:29.000 -> 00:18:32.000]:  This is going to give people incentive to suck.
[00:18:32.000 -> 00:18:33.000]:  I'm not baiting anything.
[00:18:33.000 -> 00:18:34.000]:  I'm just...
[00:18:34.000 -> 00:18:35.000]:  I need my subs, man.
[00:18:35.000 -> 00:18:37.000]:  Let's get this money.
[00:18:37.000 -> 00:18:39.000]:  I'm going to get, like, triple that now.
[00:18:39.000 -> 00:18:40.000]:  Dorpee, how you doing with the tier one?
[00:18:40.000 -> 00:18:41.000]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:18:41.000 -> 00:18:42.000]:  Thank you very much.
[00:18:42.000 -> 00:18:43.000]:  You have no ads at all now.
[00:18:43.000 -> 00:18:45.000]:  You will never have to watch an ad again for the next month.
[00:18:45.000 -> 00:18:46.000]:  Thank you very much.
[00:18:46.000 -> 00:18:47.000]:  Thank you.
[00:18:47.000 -> 00:18:48.000]:  Thank you.
[00:18:48.000 -> 00:18:50.000]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:18:50.000 -> 00:18:51.000]:  Thank you very much.
[00:18:51.000 -> 00:18:56.000]:  I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
[00:18:56.000 -> 00:19:01.000]:  Okay.
[00:19:02.000 -> 00:19:03.000]:  I'm not saying ads.
[00:19:03.000 -> 00:19:06.000]:  You probably have some type of ad blocker on or something.
[00:19:06.000 -> 00:19:12.000]:  Now, with that being said, if I catch you using an ad blocker, you're permbanned.
[00:19:12.000 -> 00:19:13.000]:  I need that money.
[00:19:13.000 -> 00:19:15.000]:  Now, really, it's all these haters.
[00:19:15.000 -> 00:19:16.000]:  What do I smell like?
[00:19:16.000 -> 00:19:20.000]:  I smell like gochae and cabana cologne.
[00:19:20.000 -> 00:19:27.000]:  I smell like a fresh pile of pancakes with real maple syrup on top.
[00:19:27.000 -> 00:19:29.000]:  I smell like money.
[00:19:30.000 -> 00:19:31.000]:  Good.
[00:19:31.000 -> 00:19:32.000]:  I'm glad you guys don't see ads.
[00:19:32.000 -> 00:19:33.000]:  They'll be coming shortly.
[00:19:33.000 -> 00:19:34.000]:  Do not worry.
[00:19:34.000 -> 00:19:35.000]:  Yo.
[00:19:35.000 -> 00:19:37.000]:  Poopy Play-Doh Pants.
[00:19:37.000 -> 00:19:39.000]:  What a name.
[00:19:39.000 -> 00:19:43.000]:  Poopy Play-Doh Pants.
[00:19:43.000 -> 00:19:49.000]:  Okay.
[00:19:49.000 -> 00:19:50.000]:  All right.
[00:19:50.000 -> 00:19:51.000]:  Thank you for the prime.
[00:19:51.000 -> 00:19:52.000]:  Thank you.
[00:19:52.000 -> 00:19:53.000]:  Himohi.
[00:19:53.000 -> 00:19:55.000]:  Thank you for the prime.
[00:19:55.000 -> 00:19:57.000]:  Poopy Play-Doh Pants is a crazy name, dude.
[00:19:57.000 -> 00:19:59.000]:  That's a crazy name.
[00:19:59.000 -> 00:20:01.000]:  You're a Poopy Play-Doh Pants.
[00:20:01.000 -> 00:20:02.000]:  No, you are.
[00:20:02.000 -> 00:20:04.000]:  You're a Poopy Play-Doh Pants.
[00:20:04.000 -> 00:20:07.000]:  No, I'm not going to do that, Kendall.
[00:20:07.000 -> 00:20:08.000]:  Sorry.
[00:20:08.000 -> 00:20:09.000]:  Pause, man.
[00:20:09.000 -> 00:20:10.000]:  Please lick my taint.
[00:20:10.000 -> 00:20:11.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:20:11.000 -> 00:20:12.000]:  I love you.
[00:20:12.000 -> 00:20:14.000]:  Think about it.
[00:20:14.000 -> 00:20:15.000]:  I'm doing good, bro.
[00:20:15.000 -> 00:20:18.000]:  Let me just see them double D's.
[00:20:18.000 -> 00:20:20.000]:  Sorry.
[00:20:20.000 -> 00:20:21.000]:  Sorry.
[00:20:21.000 -> 00:20:22.000]:  I love motorboating shit.
[00:20:22.000 -> 00:20:23.000]:  I'll be right back.
[00:20:23.000 -> 00:20:28.000]:  I have a picture of Kelsey Monroe, and I need a minute and a half to finish up.
[00:20:28.000 -> 00:20:29.000]:  I'll be right back.
[00:20:29.000 -> 00:20:32.000]:  One minute and a half, maybe even a minute.
[00:20:32.000 -> 00:20:34.000]:  My record is 32 seconds, so.
[00:20:34.000 -> 00:20:36.000]:  Beat that, bitch.
[00:20:36.000 -> 00:20:37.000]:  Huge, huge.
[00:20:37.000 -> 00:20:38.000]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:20:38.000 -> 00:20:39.000]:  Be right back.
[00:20:39.000 -> 00:20:44.000]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:20:45.000 -> 00:20:50.000]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:20:50.000 -> 00:20:55.000]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:20:55.000 -> 00:21:16.000]:  Holy shit.
[00:21:16.000 -> 00:21:17.000]:  Was that a record?
[00:21:17.000 -> 00:21:19.000]:  Oh, my-- I think-- let me check my phone.
[00:21:19.000 -> 00:21:21.000]:  I just beat my record.
[00:21:21.000 -> 00:21:23.000]:  Holy crap.
[00:21:23.000 -> 00:21:25.000]:  These are all Bluetooth.
[00:21:25.000 -> 00:21:29.000]:  Average is like three to five seconds.
[00:21:29.000 -> 00:21:35.000]:  Dude, there's people out there that, like, literally, like--
[00:21:35.000 -> 00:21:39.000]:  I don't care what they say, brain fog is fine.
[00:21:39.000 -> 00:21:41.000]:  Carol with a gift and no way.
[00:21:41.000 -> 00:21:43.000]:  Yo, two gifted subs, no way.
[00:21:43.000 -> 00:21:44.000]:  Thank you very much, Carol.
[00:21:44.000 -> 00:21:45.000]:  That's what's up.
[00:21:45.000 -> 00:21:46.000]:  Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[00:21:46.000 -> 00:21:47.000]:  Oh, shit, guys.
[00:21:47.000 -> 00:21:48.000]:  No, we didn't get it.
[00:21:48.000 -> 00:21:49.000]:  No, we didn't get it.
[00:21:49.000 -> 00:21:50.000]:  Sorry, I'm not shaving my head.
[00:21:50.000 -> 00:21:52.000]:  You guys were slacking.
[00:21:52.000 -> 00:21:53.000]:  That's my sub count now.
[00:21:53.000 -> 00:21:54.000]:  Let's see.
[00:21:54.000 -> 00:21:57.000]:  Calling Guinness, genius.
[00:21:57.000 -> 00:21:58.000]:  Carol, you're a beast.
[00:21:58.000 -> 00:21:59.000]:  Thank you very much.
[00:21:59.000 -> 00:22:00.000]:  You're the goat.
[00:22:00.000 -> 00:22:01.000]:  You're the goat.
[00:22:01.000 -> 00:22:03.000]:  I fixed myself.
[00:22:03.000 -> 00:22:04.000]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:04.000 -> 00:22:05.000]:  I think we're going to play, yeah.
[00:22:05.000 -> 00:22:06.000]:  If I play, yeah.
[00:22:06.000 -> 00:22:08.000]:  985 subs, guys.
[00:22:08.000 -> 00:22:12.000]:  Please get me to 1,000 today and I will do something.
[00:22:12.000 -> 00:22:14.000]:  What can I do?
[00:22:14.000 -> 00:22:15.000]:  What can I do?
[00:22:15.000 -> 00:22:16.000]:  Got any ideas?
[00:22:16.000 -> 00:22:17.000]:  A cooking stream.
[00:22:17.000 -> 00:22:18.000]:  A cooking stream on my phone.
[00:22:18.000 -> 00:22:20.000]:  I'll kick something up in the kitchen tonight.
[00:22:20.000 -> 00:22:21.000]:  How about that?
[00:22:21.000 -> 00:22:22.000]:  That cool with you guys?
[00:22:22.000 -> 00:22:28.000]:  I came to type, bro.
[00:22:28.000 -> 00:22:29.000]:  I smashed my keyboard.
[00:22:29.000 -> 00:22:31.000]:  Okay.
[00:22:31.000 -> 00:22:34.000]:  Did I do a cooking stream tonight?
[00:22:34.000 -> 00:22:37.000]:  Oh, no, just native and German, unfortunately.
[00:22:37.000 -> 00:22:40.000]:  I mean, it's actually a great thing because I'm so good at it.
[00:22:40.000 -> 00:22:44.000]:  But I've not listened to one.
[00:22:44.000 -> 00:22:45.000]:  I'm serious, bro.
[00:22:45.000 -> 00:22:49.000]:  I've not listened to one German person that can rap better than me.
[00:22:49.000 -> 00:22:50.000]:  I'm the best.
[00:22:50.000 -> 00:22:52.000]:  There's no one that's better.
[00:22:52.000 -> 00:22:55.000]:  My flow is just way too authentic.
[00:22:55.000 -> 00:23:01.000]:  Here we go.
[00:23:01.000 -> 00:23:02.000]:  Wish me luck.
[00:23:02.000 -> 00:23:03.000]:  I don't need no luck.
[00:23:03.000 -> 00:23:05.000]:  I'm the best German rapper in the world.
[00:23:05.000 -> 00:23:15.000]:  I'm the best German rapper in the world.
[00:23:15.000 -> 00:23:22.000]:  I'm the best German rapper in the world.
[00:23:22.000 -> 00:23:30.000]:  I'm the best German rapper in the world.
[00:23:30.000 -> 00:23:34.000]:  I'm the best German rapper in the world.
[00:23:34.000 -> 00:23:39.000]:  Yo, this is so stupid.
[00:23:39.000 -> 00:23:40.000]:  I'm such an idiot.
[00:23:40.000 -> 00:23:44.000]:  I'm such an idiot.
[00:23:44.000 -> 00:23:46.000]:  I told myself last night, I was thinking about it.
[00:23:46.000 -> 00:23:49.000]:  I said, I said, I'm never going to rap in German again.
[00:23:49.000 -> 00:23:54.000]:  The very next day, within 30 minutes of the stream, I'm fucking rapping in German.
[00:23:54.000 -> 00:23:59.000]:  This beat sucks ass.
[00:23:59.000 -> 00:24:02.000]:  Yo, an anonymous gifter.
[00:24:02.000 -> 00:24:03.000]:  What?
[00:24:03.000 -> 00:24:06.000]:  Thank you for the five pack, man.
[00:24:06.000 -> 00:24:08.000]:  Thank you for the five pack, the five pack.
[00:24:08.000 -> 00:24:10.000]:  Is that his username or is that an anonymous gifter?
[00:24:10.000 -> 00:24:13.000]:  I can't tell if that's his username or not.
[00:24:13.000 -> 00:24:14.000]:  Rapping Russian?
[00:24:14.000 -> 00:24:17.000]:  I don't even know what Russian sounds like on the top of my head.
[00:24:17.000 -> 00:24:18.000]:  Oh, wow, level two.
[00:24:18.000 -> 00:24:20.000]:  Oh, yo, what the fuck?
[00:24:20.000 -> 00:24:22.000]:  Dude, that's a thousand subs right there, dude.
[00:24:22.000 -> 00:24:23.000]:  That has a thousand subs.
[00:24:23.000 -> 00:24:27.000]:  We have acquired the thousand subs, I think.
[00:24:27.000 -> 00:24:28.000]:  A thousand and three subs.
[00:24:28.000 -> 00:24:29.000]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:24:29.000 -> 00:24:31.000]:  Five Drupal digits.
[00:24:31.000 -> 00:24:32.000]:  I appreciate you guys.
[00:24:32.000 -> 00:24:33.000]:  Thanks for the 10 pack, dude.
[00:24:33.000 -> 00:24:35.000]:  Little Mac, you're a fucking beast.
[00:24:35.000 -> 00:24:37.000]:  Their first gifter to the channel, he drops a 10 pack.
[00:24:37.000 -> 00:24:39.000]:  What a fucking demon.
[00:24:39.000 -> 00:24:41.000]:  He's better than all you guys.
[00:24:41.000 -> 00:24:42.000]:  He's better.
[00:24:42.000 -> 00:24:46.000]:  His back is hurting from carrying the team.
[00:24:46.000 -> 00:24:49.000]:  Ain't nobody got a 15 pack, and I guarantee that.
[00:24:49.000 -> 00:24:56.000]:  Nobody's got a fucking 15 pack because no one's got a big old slong that hangs away
[00:24:56.000 -> 00:24:59.000]:  in sweaties back inside the side.
[00:24:59.000 -> 00:25:00.000]:  You don't got one.
[00:25:00.000 -> 00:25:01.000]:  It's tiny.
[00:25:01.000 -> 00:25:03.000]:  15 pack, no balls.
[00:25:03.000 -> 00:25:25.000]:  [speaking in foreign language]
[00:25:25.000 -> 00:25:26.000]:  Oh, I'm not doing this.
[00:25:26.000 -> 00:25:28.000]:  How about rapping English?
[00:25:28.000 -> 00:25:33.000]:  [speaking in foreign language]
[00:25:33.000 -> 00:25:34.000]:  Why do Germans sound like this?
[00:25:34.000 -> 00:25:35.000]:  They sound like they're complaining sometimes.
[00:25:35.000 -> 00:25:38.000]:  I'm not being racist, but have you ever heard a German sound like this?
[00:25:38.000 -> 00:25:39.000]:  Ready?
[00:25:39.000 -> 00:25:41.000]:  [speaking in foreign language]
[00:25:41.000 -> 00:25:42.000]:  No, wait, that's like fucking...
[00:25:42.000 -> 00:25:43.000]:  What language does this sound like?
[00:25:43.000 -> 00:25:48.000]:  [speaking in foreign language]
[00:25:48.000 -> 00:25:49.000]:  Dude, there's a language that sounds like that.
[00:25:49.000 -> 00:25:50.000]:  I'm not being racist.
[00:25:50.000 -> 00:25:53.000]:  I'm simply saying this sound like they're complaining.
[00:25:53.000 -> 00:25:54.000]:  I'm not being racist.
[00:25:54.000 -> 00:25:56.000]:  Don't try to accuse me of nothing.
[00:25:56.000 -> 00:25:57.000]:  Finish, maybe.
[00:25:57.000 -> 00:25:58.000]:  Finish, yeah.
[00:25:58.000 -> 00:25:59.000]:  Dutch.
[00:25:59.000 -> 00:26:00.000]:  It's Dutch.
[00:26:00.000 -> 00:26:01.000]:  That's what I'm thinking of.
[00:26:01.000 -> 00:26:03.000]:  What are you guys complaining about when you talk?
[00:26:03.000 -> 00:26:04.000]:  I'm not saying you got...
[00:26:04.000 -> 00:26:05.000]:  Okay, stop.
[00:26:05.000 -> 00:26:06.000]:  You know what?
[00:26:06.000 -> 00:26:09.000]:  I'm an American, and we are super big, and we eat a lot.
[00:26:09.000 -> 00:26:11.000]:  We eat a lot of food.
[00:26:11.000 -> 00:26:12.000]:  Man, we're lazy.
[00:26:12.000 -> 00:26:14.000]:  We don't get shit done.
[00:26:14.000 -> 00:26:15.000]:  I'm talking about me.
[00:26:15.000 -> 00:26:17.000]:  I'm American, okay?
[00:26:17.000 -> 00:26:18.000]:  I'm not being racist.
[00:26:18.000 -> 00:26:20.000]:  I think every other country is better.
[00:26:20.000 -> 00:26:22.000]:  Don't fucking ban me, please.
[00:26:22.000 -> 00:26:27.000]:  Do not ban me.
[00:26:27.000 -> 00:26:29.000]:  What are we doing, guys?
[00:26:29.000 -> 00:26:31.000]:  I need some crypto.
[00:26:31.000 -> 00:26:33.000]:  Who's got the juice?
[00:26:33.000 -> 00:26:34.000]:  America's awesome.
[00:26:34.000 -> 00:26:36.000]:  I love my country.
[00:26:36.000 -> 00:26:37.000]:  I didn't watch the debate.
[00:26:37.000 -> 00:26:38.000]:  I watched...
[00:26:38.000 -> 00:26:39.000]:  Did you vote?
[00:26:39.000 -> 00:26:40.000]:  No, uh-uh.
[00:26:40.000 -> 00:26:43.000]:  I don't believe it does anything, but I would have voted for Mr. Trump.
[00:26:43.000 -> 00:26:45.000]:  I would vote for Mr. Trump.
[00:26:45.000 -> 00:26:48.000]:  If you guys want to know, yeah.
[00:26:48.000 -> 00:26:54.000]:  This beat sucks ass.
[00:26:54.000 -> 00:26:55.000]:  He did.
[00:26:55.000 -> 00:26:56.000]:  He made...
[00:26:56.000 -> 00:26:57.000]:  Dude, me and my dad were like...
[00:26:57.000 -> 00:26:59.000]:  We were, like, smiling here to here to listen to it.
[00:26:59.000 -> 00:27:01.000]:  I watched a few minutes of it this morning with my dad.
[00:27:01.000 -> 00:27:03.000]:  Oh, we got a new BMP Coaster song.
[00:27:03.000 -> 00:27:04.000]:  Oh, shitballs, guys.
[00:27:04.000 -> 00:27:09.000]:  We in for some major heat.
[00:27:09.000 -> 00:27:11.000]:  It doesn't.
[00:27:11.000 -> 00:27:14.000]:  Tell Jinx that the people's vote does not count.
[00:27:14.000 -> 00:27:16.000]:  It doesn't.
[00:27:16.000 -> 00:27:22.000]:  It is garbage.
[00:27:22.000 -> 00:27:23.000]:  Come on, BMP.
[00:27:23.000 -> 00:27:24.000]:  You're getting worse and worse.
[00:27:24.000 -> 00:27:27.000]:  The more popular you get, you're getting worse.
[00:27:27.000 -> 00:27:29.000]:  Do you guys agree with that or no?
[00:27:29.000 -> 00:27:33.000]:  His flow's getting, like, more cocky.
[00:27:33.000 -> 00:27:34.000]:  Is it quiet?
[00:27:34.000 -> 00:27:38.000]:  Hold on.
[00:27:38.000 -> 00:27:39.000]:  It shouldn't be.
[00:27:39.000 -> 00:27:42.000]:  You guys can't hear that?
[00:27:42.000 -> 00:27:46.000]:  It's okay to be cocky and shit.
[00:27:46.000 -> 00:27:47.000]:  I don't care about that.
[00:27:47.000 -> 00:27:50.000]:  It's just, like, not the best thing to listen to.
[00:27:50.000 -> 00:27:53.000]:  Dude, I think doing a gig goes hard as fuck.
[00:27:53.000 -> 00:27:56.000]:  I'm going to rap some fucking good shit for you guys.
[00:27:56.000 -> 00:27:57.000]:  Ready?
[00:27:57.000 -> 00:27:58.000]:  Got you guys.
[00:27:58.000 -> 00:27:59.000]:  Right here.
[00:27:59.000 -> 00:28:00.000]:  In English.
[00:28:00.000 -> 00:28:01.000]:  Hold on.
[00:28:01.000 -> 00:28:02.000]:  Someone give me a word to rap with.
[00:28:02.000 -> 00:28:03.000]:  Quick, quick, quick.
[00:28:03.000 -> 00:28:04.000]:  Give me a word to rap with.
[00:28:04.000 -> 00:28:05.000]:  I'm a good tryhard.
[00:28:05.000 -> 00:28:07.000]:  You guys can put tryhards in the chat.
[00:28:07.000 -> 00:28:09.000]:  I don't care.
[00:28:09.000 -> 00:28:11.000]:  Yo, his name was Dick.
[00:28:11.000 -> 00:28:13.000]:  That's why I went and fucked his chick.
[00:28:13.000 -> 00:28:15.000]:  Yeah, we maybe even made a flick.
[00:28:15.000 -> 00:28:18.000]:  Puts it on them and maybe made a bitch.
[00:28:18.000 -> 00:28:19.000]:  I don't care about you.
[00:28:19.000 -> 00:28:20.000]:  Oh, I can't rap right now.
[00:28:20.000 -> 00:28:21.000]:  Stop.
[00:28:21.000 -> 00:28:23.000]:  Austin, stop it.
[00:28:23.000 -> 00:28:28.000]:  You sound like garbage.
[00:28:28.000 -> 00:28:30.000]:  Let's try again.
[00:28:30.000 -> 00:28:32.000]:  Let me get that good flow, that good energy.
[00:28:32.000 -> 00:28:33.000]:  I got to be a little cocky.
[00:28:33.000 -> 00:28:34.000]:  Don't feel bad.
[00:28:34.000 -> 00:28:37.000]:  If your cock shrivels up a little bit, it's okay.
[00:28:37.000 -> 00:28:39.000]:  Well, I'm feeling embarrassed.
[00:28:39.000 -> 00:28:42.000]:  I'm going to get a parrot.
[00:28:42.000 -> 00:28:44.000]:  I'm like, apparently.
[00:28:44.000 -> 00:28:46.000]:  Bitch, shut the fuck up.
[00:28:46.000 -> 00:28:48.000]:  Tuck all that motherfucking shit.
[00:28:48.000 -> 00:28:50.000]:  I don't care because I might just go and hit a lick.
[00:28:50.000 -> 00:28:52.000]:  That's why I'm about to go straight.
[00:28:52.000 -> 00:28:53.000]:  Go fuck your chick.
[00:28:53.000 -> 00:28:55.000]:  And that's why I'm about to go in the pool and dip.
[00:28:55.000 -> 00:28:57.000]:  So I might just go back and just skinny dip.
[00:28:57.000 -> 00:29:00.000]:  And I might go and maybe do a fucking backflip.
[00:29:00.000 -> 00:29:01.000]:  That's not my trampoline.
[00:29:01.000 -> 00:29:02.000]:  Bitch, you can't imagine.
[00:29:02.000 -> 00:29:05.000]:  That's why I'm on your bitch and we in the mattress.
[00:29:05.000 -> 00:29:07.000]:  Hey, I'm straight digging around.
[00:29:07.000 -> 00:29:08.000]:  I don't give a fuck.
[00:29:08.000 -> 00:29:10.000]:  Why is the need so low?
[00:29:10.000 -> 00:29:12.000]:  So low.
[00:29:12.000 -> 00:29:13.000]:  So low.
[00:29:13.000 -> 00:29:14.000]:  King J.
[00:29:14.000 -> 00:29:15.000]:  Got a little P and A.
[00:29:15.000 -> 00:29:17.000]:  He got a little tic-tac in his pants.
[00:29:17.000 -> 00:29:18.000]:  I don't give a fuck, bitch.
[00:29:18.000 -> 00:29:19.000]:  I might go and dance.
[00:29:19.000 -> 00:29:21.000]:  That's why I'm about to go and smoke up on the ruts.
[00:29:21.000 -> 00:29:22.000]:  I don't give a fuck, bitch.
[00:29:22.000 -> 00:29:24.000]:  I'm about to go and get the munch.
[00:29:24.000 -> 00:29:26.000]:  Because I'm smoking on that weed.
[00:29:26.000 -> 00:29:27.000]:  They give me hungry.
[00:29:27.000 -> 00:29:29.000]:  That's why I got all I need.
[00:29:29.000 -> 00:29:30.000]:  I don't give a fuck.
[00:29:30.000 -> 00:29:31.000]:  You cannot see.
[00:29:31.000 -> 00:29:32.000]:  See me, bitch.
[00:29:32.000 -> 00:29:33.000]:  I'm about to go swimming out in the sea.
[00:29:33.000 -> 00:29:34.000]:  That's why I beat.
[00:29:34.000 -> 00:29:36.000]:  I beat on my fucking chair.
[00:29:36.000 -> 00:29:37.000]:  I don't do shit, man.
[00:29:37.000 -> 00:29:38.000]:  I don't fucking dare.
[00:29:38.000 -> 00:29:40.000]:  Sit up in my motherfucking chair and get--
[00:29:40.000 -> 00:29:41.000]:  I don't know, man.
[00:29:41.000 -> 00:29:42.000]:  Shut the fuck up.
[00:29:42.000 -> 00:29:44.000]:  You're making me nervous, guys.
[00:29:44.000 -> 00:29:46.000]:  Why is the music so low, though?
[00:29:46.000 -> 00:29:48.000]:  I do wonder about that.
[00:29:48.000 -> 00:29:49.000]:  Why is the music so low?
[00:29:49.000 -> 00:29:52.000]:  It's turning up all the way.
[00:29:52.000 -> 00:29:53.000]:  Watch this.
[00:29:53.000 -> 00:29:54.000]:  Start again.
[00:29:54.000 -> 00:29:56.000]:  I'm going to act like you guys are cats and dogs.
[00:29:56.000 -> 00:29:57.000]:  That's what I did.
[00:29:57.000 -> 00:29:58.000]:  I remember I had to do a--
[00:29:58.000 -> 00:30:00.000]:  I had to get in front of the whole school in fifth grade
[00:30:00.000 -> 00:30:02.000]:  and do a presentation.
[00:30:02.000 -> 00:30:04.000]:  The whole school.
[00:30:04.000 -> 00:30:05.000]:  And I fucking--
[00:30:05.000 -> 00:30:07.000]:  I just acted like everybody was cats and dogs, man.
[00:30:07.000 -> 00:30:09.000]:  It worked out.
[00:30:09.000 -> 00:30:10.000]:  Yeah.
[00:30:10.000 -> 00:30:12.000]:  Yeah.
[00:30:12.000 -> 00:30:14.000]:  I am the shit.
[00:30:14.000 -> 00:30:16.000]:  I got to take a fat shit.
[00:30:16.000 -> 00:30:18.000]:  I'm about to go in.
[00:30:18.000 -> 00:30:21.000]:  I don't give a fuck, bitch, because I'm not motherfucking shit.
[00:30:21.000 -> 00:30:24.000]:  I'm not a fucking hypocrite, but I'm going to go back in
[00:30:24.000 -> 00:30:25.000]:  until I dip in shit.
[00:30:25.000 -> 00:30:27.000]:  And if I see the cops, I'm a fucking dip in shit.
[00:30:27.000 -> 00:30:29.000]:  That's why I'm about to go in a mattress
[00:30:29.000 -> 00:30:30.000]:  and do a flippin' shit.
[00:30:30.000 -> 00:30:31.000]:  Yeah, yo, bitch.
[00:30:31.000 -> 00:30:32.000]:  Call my line.
[00:30:32.000 -> 00:30:33.000]:  Oh, no, bitch.
[00:30:33.000 -> 00:30:34.000]:  All she do is whine.
[00:30:34.000 -> 00:30:35.000]:  I'm like, hold up.
[00:30:35.000 -> 00:30:36.000]:  Just go and drink the wine.
[00:30:36.000 -> 00:30:39.000]:  I'm going to go in and press on that motherfucking button
[00:30:39.000 -> 00:30:40.000]:  that's rewind.
[00:30:40.000 -> 00:30:42.000]:  Yeah, I like to see the ass float.
[00:30:42.000 -> 00:30:44.000]:  I don't know, bitch, about to get a root beer float.
[00:30:44.000 -> 00:30:45.000]:  You cannot see me.
[00:30:45.000 -> 00:30:46.000]:  You cannot match my flow.
[00:30:46.000 -> 00:30:49.000]:  But if you know me, yeah, your girl gets down low.
[00:30:49.000 -> 00:30:51.000]:  So she be coming over to my crib.
[00:30:51.000 -> 00:30:52.000]:  I don't give a fuck.
[00:30:52.000 -> 00:30:53.000]:  I do not lie.
[00:30:53.000 -> 00:30:54.000]:  I do not fit.
[00:30:54.000 -> 00:30:55.000]:  You cannot see me, bitch.
[00:30:55.000 -> 00:30:57.000]:  I'm about to go into this shit straight off the dome, bitch.
[00:30:57.000 -> 00:30:58.000]:  I'm like, hip-hop on the shit.
[00:30:58.000 -> 00:31:01.000]:  So if you don't think it's off the dome, I don't give a fuck.
[00:31:01.000 -> 00:31:04.000]:  I don't give a fuck, bitch.
[00:31:04.000 -> 00:31:05.000]:  I got that BMW with the rims that made a chrome.
[00:31:05.000 -> 00:31:06.000]:  I don't know, bitch.
[00:31:06.000 -> 00:31:09.000]:  You cannot see me because I'm about to go and cop another zone.
[00:31:09.000 -> 00:31:10.000]:  About to get another ounce.
[00:31:10.000 -> 00:31:14.000]:  Call my big lie in because I get the bitch, then I fucking pounce.
[00:31:14.000 -> 00:31:15.000]:  You cannot see me.
[00:31:15.000 -> 00:31:16.000]:  I'm a louse.
[00:31:16.000 -> 00:31:17.000]:  You're not seeing me.
[00:31:17.000 -> 00:31:19.000]:  You're about to go and collect your little allowance.
[00:31:19.000 -> 00:31:22.000]:  I get 1,500 a day, and I don't give a fuck, bitch.
[00:31:22.000 -> 00:31:23.000]:  It's like underlay.
[00:31:23.000 -> 00:31:26.000]:  I'm getting money while these motherfuckers all up on my shit.
[00:31:26.000 -> 00:31:28.000]:  Hate thinking I don't give a fucking shit.
[00:31:28.000 -> 00:31:29.000]:  Oh, he fucking beats his parents.
[00:31:29.000 -> 00:31:30.000]:  He fucking does drugs.
[00:31:30.000 -> 00:31:32.000]:  Man, he fucking apparently does all this shit.
[00:31:32.000 -> 00:31:35.000]:  You cannot see me, but I know one thing.
[00:31:35.000 -> 00:31:38.000]:  I have a motherfucking dick taste because you can't get off of my dick.
[00:31:38.000 -> 00:31:40.000]:  I can't even rap right now.
[00:31:40.000 -> 00:31:41.000]:  Fuck!
[00:31:41.000 -> 00:31:42.000]:  Shit!
[00:31:42.000 -> 00:31:43.000]:  Fuck!
[00:31:43.000 -> 00:31:45.000]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:31:45.000 -> 00:31:51.000]:  Bullshit!
[00:31:51.000 -> 00:31:52.000]:  Sorry.
[00:31:52.000 -> 00:31:56.000]:  What are these fucking beats?
[00:31:58.000 -> 00:32:00.000]:  Why are you guys not talking?
[00:32:00.000 -> 00:32:01.000]:  You're making me nervous.
[00:32:01.000 -> 00:32:03.000]:  Everybody type in the word penis.
[00:32:03.000 -> 00:32:04.000]:  Young lean type B?
[00:32:04.000 -> 00:32:05.000]:  Okay.
[00:32:05.000 -> 00:32:07.000]:  Everybody type penis.
[00:32:07.000 -> 00:32:09.000]:  Penis in the chat.
[00:32:09.000 -> 00:32:10.000]:  Penis in the chat.
[00:32:10.000 -> 00:32:11.000]:  Please.
[00:32:11.000 -> 00:32:12.000]:  Penis!
[00:32:12.000 -> 00:32:14.000]:  Ask me about my penis!
[00:32:14.000 -> 00:32:18.000]:  What is this fucking bullshit type young lean type B?
[00:32:18.000 -> 00:32:19.000]:  Cartman on Tourette's?
[00:32:19.000 -> 00:32:21.000]:  Yeah, that does sound like I have Tourette's.
[00:32:21.000 -> 00:32:22.000]:  Shit!
[00:32:22.000 -> 00:32:23.000]:  Have you ever seen Tourette's guy?
[00:32:23.000 -> 00:32:25.000]:  The YouTube videos, guys?
[00:32:25.000 -> 00:32:28.000]:  Our trap instrumental. Okay, let's do that. I think you're right.
[00:32:28.000 -> 00:32:30.000]:  Yeah, we got to be like flexing on them.
[00:32:30.000 -> 00:32:32.000]:  I don't want to do one more. I'm going to go gambling or something.
[00:32:32.000 -> 00:32:33.000]:  This is it.
[00:32:33.000 -> 00:32:35.000]:  Yes, it is slightly.
[00:32:35.000 -> 00:32:36.000]:  Slightly, Jake.
[00:32:36.000 -> 00:32:37.000]:  Slightly.
[00:32:37.000 -> 00:32:43.000]:  Oh my God.
[00:32:43.000 -> 00:32:46.000]:  Oh my motherfucking God.
[00:32:46.000 -> 00:32:47.000]:  I don't have any money right now.
[00:32:47.000 -> 00:32:48.000]:  I'm going to wait.
[00:32:48.000 -> 00:32:49.000]:  I'm waiting.
[00:32:49.000 -> 00:32:50.000]:  This is not my type of beat.
[00:32:50.000 -> 00:32:51.000]:  Hold on.
[00:32:51.000 -> 00:32:52.000]:  This sounds way too dramatic.
[00:32:52.000 -> 00:32:54.000]:  All right, I'm going to rap with the word penis.
[00:32:54.000 -> 00:32:58.000]:  Wake up in the morning.
[00:32:58.000 -> 00:32:59.000]:  I'm so bored.
[00:32:59.000 -> 00:33:00.000]:  Can you guys tell I'm bored?
[00:33:00.000 -> 00:33:01.000]:  I'm just random.
[00:33:01.000 -> 00:33:02.000]:  I don't care what I sound like.
[00:33:02.000 -> 00:33:03.000]:  I don't care what y'all think.
[00:33:03.000 -> 00:33:04.000]:  I do, but I don't.
[00:33:04.000 -> 00:33:05.000]:  Someone juiced the boss man.
[00:33:05.000 -> 00:33:07.000]:  Let's do it that way.
[00:33:07.000 -> 00:33:12.000]:  Hey, what do you do in the morning?
[00:33:12.000 -> 00:33:14.000]:  Wake up with the hardwood.
[00:33:14.000 -> 00:33:16.000]:  How would you say that?
[00:33:16.000 -> 00:33:17.000]:  I don't know, bitch.
[00:33:17.000 -> 00:33:18.000]:  I misunderstood.
[00:33:18.000 -> 00:33:20.000]:  Got a big ass boner.
[00:33:20.000 -> 00:33:21.000]:  I don't know, bitch.
[00:33:21.000 -> 00:33:22.000]:  I'm about to go floater.
[00:33:22.000 -> 00:33:24.000]:  Like up in the net, you cannot go on her
[00:33:24.000 -> 00:33:25.000]:  because I'm getting on that shit.
[00:33:25.000 -> 00:33:27.000]:  That's why I'm a go floater.
[00:33:27.000 -> 00:33:28.000]:  Cannot even see me.
[00:33:28.000 -> 00:33:29.000]:  I'm too legit.
[00:33:29.000 -> 00:33:30.000]:  And you can't be me.
[00:33:30.000 -> 00:33:31.000]:  Give you one wish.
[00:33:31.000 -> 00:33:32.000]:  You can call me genie.
[00:33:32.000 -> 00:33:33.000]:  I don't give a fuck, bitch.
[00:33:33.000 -> 00:33:34.000]:  I'm about to go and be me.
[00:33:34.000 -> 00:33:36.000]:  You want to ask me, get the pic of my shit.
[00:33:36.000 -> 00:33:37.000]:  Can I see me?
[00:33:37.000 -> 00:33:38.000]:  I'm ready to afford a jet.
[00:33:38.000 -> 00:33:40.000]:  It's up to don't use.
[00:33:40.000 -> 00:33:43.000]:  Fuck.
[00:33:43.000 -> 00:33:44.000]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:33:44.000 -> 00:33:45.000]:  I'm too legit.
[00:33:45.000 -> 00:33:46.000]:  Can't see me.
[00:33:46.000 -> 00:33:47.000]:  I'm a go kappa zip.
[00:33:47.000 -> 00:33:48.000]:  You can see me.
[00:33:48.000 -> 00:33:49.000]:  You looking like a zip.
[00:33:49.000 -> 00:33:50.000]:  You look like a people.
[00:33:50.000 -> 00:33:52.000]:  I don't fucking like rapping, bro.
[00:33:52.000 -> 00:33:54.000]:  I'm just bored, bro.
[00:33:54.000 -> 00:33:56.000]:  There's one more and I'm done.
[00:33:56.000 -> 00:33:57.000]:  I swear.
[00:33:57.000 -> 00:33:58.000]:  I promise.
[00:33:58.000 -> 00:33:59.000]:  I promise.
[00:33:59.000 -> 00:34:02.000]:  My backspace broke last night.
[00:34:02.000 -> 00:34:03.000]:  I broke it.
[00:34:03.000 -> 00:34:08.000]:  That's the one.
[00:34:08.000 -> 00:34:11.000]:  Just calm down.
[00:34:11.000 -> 00:34:12.000]:  Who cares?
[00:34:12.000 -> 00:34:13.000]:  You're a beast, man.
[00:34:13.000 -> 00:34:14.000]:  Everything you do.
[00:34:14.000 -> 00:34:15.000]:  Tell yourself.
[00:34:15.000 -> 00:34:17.000]:  Tell yourself you're the best.
[00:34:17.000 -> 00:34:18.000]:  Oh, this beat sucks ass.
[00:34:18.000 -> 00:34:19.000]:  I don't like this one.
[00:34:19.000 -> 00:34:20.000]:  This is art.
[00:34:20.000 -> 00:34:22.000]:  I'm better than you.
[00:34:22.000 -> 00:34:25.000]:  I guarantee I can write better than you.
[00:34:25.000 -> 00:34:26.000]:  If you want to go.
[00:34:26.000 -> 00:34:27.000]:  Call you up on Discord.
[00:34:27.000 -> 00:34:28.000]:  We can fucking go.
[00:34:28.000 -> 00:34:31.000]:  Only thing I know, yo, is Mr.
[00:34:31.000 -> 00:34:33.000]:  Tone Bone Girl get down low.
[00:34:33.000 -> 00:34:34.000]:  It slips up on my cock.
[00:34:34.000 -> 00:34:36.000]:  I don't give a fucking pie like a fucking cop.
[00:34:36.000 -> 00:34:37.000]:  Can't see me.
[00:34:37.000 -> 00:34:38.000]:  My motherfucker watch.
[00:34:38.000 -> 00:34:39.000]:  I don't give a fuck.
[00:34:39.000 -> 00:34:41.000]:  I got expensive ass watch.
[00:34:41.000 -> 00:34:42.000]:  That's a fucking rolly.
[00:34:42.000 -> 00:34:44.000]:  If you want to die, you cannot see me.
[00:34:44.000 -> 00:34:45.000]:  Motherfucker cannot stop.
[00:34:45.000 -> 00:34:47.000]:  So I'll be flowing on the beat.
[00:34:47.000 -> 00:34:48.000]:  Can't see me.
[00:34:48.000 -> 00:34:50.000]:  Call me basketball like Miami.
[00:34:50.000 -> 00:34:51.000]:  He cannot be me.
[00:34:51.000 -> 00:34:53.000]:  Because you know I like to fucking ski.
[00:34:53.000 -> 00:34:55.000]:  I get a max win and I'm a fucking ski.
[00:34:55.000 -> 00:34:58.000]:  I'm about to go back into the slopes like I'm a fucking skiing.
[00:34:58.000 -> 00:34:59.000]:  Motherfucking throat.
[00:34:59.000 -> 00:35:01.000]:  Only thing I know about throat is a girlfriend.
[00:35:01.000 -> 00:35:02.000]:  Gives me that and your mom.
[00:35:02.000 -> 00:35:03.000]:  Yes.
[00:35:03.000 -> 00:35:04.000]:  Ready to go.
[00:35:04.000 -> 00:35:05.000]:  Tone Bone.
[00:35:05.000 -> 00:35:06.000]:  Mom got a big fat ass.
[00:35:06.000 -> 00:35:07.000]:  I'm about to go in for you.
[00:35:07.000 -> 00:35:08.000]:  Smoke up on that grass.
[00:35:08.000 -> 00:35:11.000]:  Smoke up on that fucking grass while I'm about to get my hand and just grab on your
[00:35:11.000 -> 00:35:13.000]:  mom's fucking fat old ass.
[00:35:13.000 -> 00:35:14.000]:  Squeeze it twice.
[00:35:14.000 -> 00:35:15.000]:  Oh, no, bitch.
[00:35:15.000 -> 00:35:17.000]:  I'm about to eat a plate full of that rice.
[00:35:17.000 -> 00:35:18.000]:  Can't see me.
[00:35:18.000 -> 00:35:19.000]:  I'm too nice.
[00:35:19.000 -> 00:35:20.000]:  Cannot see me.
[00:35:20.000 -> 00:35:21.000]:  Bitch, I'm about to go out and get some lice.
[00:35:21.000 -> 00:35:23.000]:  At least my hair don't got lice.
[00:35:23.000 -> 00:35:25.000]:  Your hair got lice and you're not even nice.
[00:35:25.000 -> 00:35:26.000]:  I'm done rapping, bro.
[00:35:26.000 -> 00:35:27.000]:  It's cringe.
[00:35:27.000 -> 00:35:30.000]:  Okay, Slimshane.
[00:35:30.000 -> 00:35:31.000]:  Okay, I got you.
[00:35:31.000 -> 00:35:36.000]:  Want a rap battle?
[00:35:36.000 -> 00:35:38.000]:  Yeah, if you drop a 20-pack, bitch.
[00:35:38.000 -> 00:35:39.000]:  Money talks.
[00:35:39.000 -> 00:35:42.000]:  You want a spot on here and get a little voice on my champ?
[00:35:42.000 -> 00:35:43.000]:  Then drop a 20-pack.
[00:35:45.000 -> 00:35:47.000]:  You want my ETH, Eddie?
[00:35:47.000 -> 00:35:49.000]:  Are you serious?
[00:35:49.000 -> 00:35:50.000]:  Don't troll.
[00:35:50.000 -> 00:35:51.000]:  Big drip.
[00:35:51.000 -> 00:35:52.000]:  You want my LTC, Eddie?
[00:35:52.000 -> 00:35:53.000]:  Don't troll.
[00:35:53.000 -> 00:35:55.000]:  That's my ETH.
[00:35:55.000 -> 00:35:57.000]:  What's up, Mustang?
[00:35:57.000 -> 00:35:59.000]:  That's my ETH and this is my Litecoin.
[00:35:59.000 -> 00:36:00.000]:  If anyone wants to help me out.
[00:36:00.000 -> 00:36:02.000]:  Hey, hey.
[00:36:02.000 -> 00:36:04.000]:  What's this one?
[00:36:04.000 -> 00:36:06.000]:  How many Slim can we bin?
[00:36:06.000 -> 00:36:09.000]:  You can go to the store and go get a motherfucking, get a little Slim Jim.
[00:36:09.000 -> 00:36:11.000]:  So, get a whole dollar.
[00:36:11.000 -> 00:36:12.000]:  Go to the wedding.
[00:36:12.000 -> 00:36:13.000]:  Press that shit.
[00:36:13.000 -> 00:36:14.000]:  Go on Papa Calla.
[00:36:14.000 -> 00:36:15.000]:  Get a fuck dollar.
[00:36:15.000 -> 00:36:16.000]:  I get so many of them, man.
[00:36:16.000 -> 00:36:17.000]:  I'm a go baller.
[00:36:17.000 -> 00:36:18.000]:  I'm a big baller.
[00:36:18.000 -> 00:36:19.000]:  Got my fucking ball.
[00:36:19.000 -> 00:36:20.000]:  Got big cajones.
[00:36:20.000 -> 00:36:21.000]:  That's a ball.
[00:36:21.000 -> 00:36:22.000]:  And I get in my car.
[00:36:22.000 -> 00:36:23.000]:  It never stall.
[00:36:23.000 -> 00:36:24.000]:  But, you know, I got big cajones.
[00:36:24.000 -> 00:36:25.000]:  Melons that are balls.
[00:36:25.000 -> 00:36:26.000]:  Got big old grapefruits.
[00:36:26.000 -> 00:36:27.000]:  Under my dick, man.
[00:36:27.000 -> 00:36:28.000]:  You can not even taste you.
[00:36:28.000 -> 00:36:30.000]:  Out of the dome, I get on the own.
[00:36:30.000 -> 00:36:32.000]:  And I'm about to go and make a motherfucking pong.
[00:36:32.000 -> 00:36:34.000]:  Get my dragon dagger special.
[00:36:34.000 -> 00:36:35.000]:  Hit you with the DDS pack.
[00:36:35.000 -> 00:36:36.000]:  Then you go special.
[00:36:36.000 -> 00:36:37.000]:  I'ma go back in.
[00:36:37.000 -> 00:36:38.000]:  I don't give a fuck.
[00:36:38.000 -> 00:36:40.000]:  'Cause you know I get the good weed that I straight pack.
[00:36:40.000 -> 00:36:41.000]:  Yo.
[00:36:41.000 -> 00:36:44.000]:  I'ma turn on that grass.
[00:36:44.000 -> 00:36:45.000]:  I'ma go back in.
[00:36:45.000 -> 00:36:46.000]:  I don't even laugh.
[00:36:46.000 -> 00:36:47.000]:  I don't know.
[00:36:47.000 -> 00:36:48.000]:  Bitch, it's like top.
[00:36:48.000 -> 00:36:49.000]:  The only thing on top is your motherfucking.
[00:36:49.000 -> 00:36:50.000]:  Stop it.
[00:36:50.000 -> 00:36:52.000]:  You're not a rapper, man.
[00:36:52.000 -> 00:36:53.000]:  Oh, really?
[00:36:53.000 -> 00:36:54.000]:  Oh, tomorrow.
[00:36:54.000 -> 00:36:55.000]:  Okay, alright.
[00:36:55.000 -> 00:36:59.700]:  Don't cut me crazy just 'cause I got scabies.
[00:36:59.700 -> 00:37:00.700]:  That shit don't matter.
[00:37:00.700 -> 00:37:01.700]:  'Cause I got.
[00:37:01.700 -> 00:37:04.040]:  I'm not reading that.
[00:37:04.040 -> 00:37:05.040]:  That shit went crazy.
[00:37:05.040 -> 00:37:07.600]:  At least I'm not sus'ed like I'm working for the Navy.
[00:37:07.600 -> 00:37:10.000]:  And I like my fucking mashed potatoes and my fucking biscuit.
[00:37:10.000 -> 00:37:11.000]:  I want gravy.
[00:37:11.000 -> 00:37:12.000]:  I want lazy.
[00:37:12.000 -> 00:37:13.000]:  I don't want gravy.
[00:37:13.000 -> 00:37:15.000]:  I don't care 'cause you know I'm fucking really lazy.
[00:37:15.000 -> 00:37:17.000]:  I don't got scabies, but your mom got scabies.
[00:37:17.000 -> 00:37:19.000]:  That's why I go and maybe date bees.
[00:37:19.000 -> 00:37:21.000]:  That's all I know, but you can't see me.
[00:37:21.000 -> 00:37:23.000]:  And my motherfucking John see me on the beat.
[00:37:23.000 -> 00:37:24.000]:  Can't see me here on the mic.
[00:37:24.000 -> 00:37:26.000]:  And if you know me, I'm like motherfucking Mike.
[00:37:26.000 -> 00:37:27.000]:  I'm like a Jordan.
[00:37:27.000 -> 00:37:29.000]:  That's a Jordan 4.
[00:37:29.000 -> 00:37:31.000]:  Dude, I have everything.
[00:37:31.000 -> 00:37:33.000]:  You think scabies is gross?
[00:37:33.000 -> 00:37:39.000]:  My balls are encrusted with a purple crust that flakes.
[00:37:39.000 -> 00:37:43.000]:  When you scrape it, you can scrape...
[00:37:43.000 -> 00:37:45.000]:  That was wrong with me, dude.
[00:37:45.000 -> 00:37:47.000]:  What is wrong with me?
[00:37:47.000 -> 00:37:49.000]:  Purple crust on your balls.
[00:37:49.000 -> 00:37:50.000]:  What the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:37:50.000 -> 00:37:52.000]:  Yeah, it's like parmesan cheese.
[00:37:52.000 -> 00:37:54.000]:  It flakes when you put a little...
[00:37:54.000 -> 00:37:56.000]:  It's like dry crust.
[00:37:56.000 -> 00:37:58.000]:  It's like blue waffle, but the man.
[00:37:58.000 -> 00:38:00.000]:  The man's Paul's version.
[00:38:00.000 -> 00:38:02.000]:  So I do have that.
[00:38:02.000 -> 00:38:03.000]:  I do have that, unfortunately.
[00:38:03.000 -> 00:38:06.000]:  Last girl I talked to said it was kind of hot.
[00:38:06.000 -> 00:38:08.000]:  I don't know, man.
[00:38:08.000 -> 00:38:13.000]:  Yeah, they liked it, you know what I mean?
[00:38:13.000 -> 00:38:15.000]:  Yeah, I can see.
[00:38:15.000 -> 00:38:17.000]:  You want my ETH address?
[00:38:17.000 -> 00:38:19.000]:  Here you go.
[00:38:19.000 -> 00:38:24.000]:  All right, Austin.
[00:38:24.000 -> 00:38:25.000]:  It's Eddie from Steak.
[00:38:25.000 -> 00:38:27.000]:  Please stop mentioning my name on your stream.
[00:38:27.000 -> 00:38:29.000]:  You mean on my stream?
[00:38:29.000 -> 00:38:30.000]:  I am sick of your harassment.
[00:38:30.000 -> 00:38:32.000]:  I will file a restraining order if needed.
[00:38:32.000 -> 00:38:35.000]:  Let me tell you something, Eddie.
[00:38:35.000 -> 00:38:37.000]:  I don't even know what rhymes with that.
[00:38:37.000 -> 00:38:39.000]:  Eddie's a fucking weirdo.
[00:38:39.000 -> 00:38:40.000]:  Go to any of his streams.
[00:38:40.000 -> 00:38:43.000]:  You'll see that he's a weird person.
[00:38:43.000 -> 00:38:44.000]:  Dude, I saw this one stream.
[00:38:44.000 -> 00:38:45.000]:  He was reacting like it was me.
[00:38:45.000 -> 00:38:47.000]:  His reaction is like a big slot win.
[00:38:47.000 -> 00:38:50.000]:  How are you going to sit there and get excited over a little slot win
[00:38:50.000 -> 00:38:52.000]:  when you have billions of dollars?
[00:38:52.000 -> 00:38:53.000]:  Because you're fake.
[00:38:53.000 -> 00:38:55.000]:  You're a fucking fake, bro.
[00:38:55.000 -> 00:39:01.000]:  You're fake, and I bother you because of myself.
[00:39:01.000 -> 00:39:02.000]:  No, that's not real Eddie.
[00:39:02.000 -> 00:39:03.000]:  Hell no, dude.
[00:39:03.000 -> 00:39:04.000]:  No.
[00:39:04.000 -> 00:39:07.000]:  Eddie, come in my streaming station.
[00:39:07.000 -> 00:39:08.000]:  Oh, someone sent me a penny.
[00:39:08.000 -> 00:39:10.000]:  Thank you so much.
[00:39:10.000 -> 00:39:11.000]:  Are you feeling trouble?
[00:39:11.000 -> 00:39:12.000]:  I don't know.
[00:39:12.000 -> 00:39:13.000]:  Do you think that's funny or something?
[00:39:13.000 -> 00:39:14.000]:  I don't know.
[00:39:14.000 -> 00:39:15.000]:  I have no idea.
[00:39:15.000 -> 00:39:17.000]:  All streamers, except boss man, use real money.
[00:39:17.000 -> 00:39:18.000]:  Yeah, you got it.
[00:39:18.000 -> 00:39:19.000]:  That's right.
[00:39:19.000 -> 00:39:20.000]:  How do you know?
[00:39:20.000 -> 00:39:21.000]:  How do you figure that out?
[00:39:21.000 -> 00:39:25.000]:  I need a drink, guys.
[00:39:25.000 -> 00:39:26.000]:  Hold on.
[00:39:26.000 -> 00:39:27.000]:  Give me a second.
[00:39:27.000 -> 00:39:28.000]:  Oh, the fuck.
[00:39:28.000 -> 00:39:29.000]:  Shit.
[00:39:29.000 -> 00:39:41.000]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:39:41.000 -> 00:39:43.000]:  Yeah, I went to Home Depot the other day.
[00:39:43.000 -> 00:39:45.000]:  I was door shopping.
[00:39:45.000 -> 00:39:48.000]:  The guy was like, dude, we have something new in the mess.
[00:39:48.000 -> 00:39:49.000]:  I said, what is it?
[00:39:49.000 -> 00:39:51.000]:  He said, bro, we have this door.
[00:39:51.000 -> 00:39:53.000]:  You don't even have to use a handle on it.
[00:39:53.000 -> 00:39:54.000]:  I said, what?
[00:39:54.000 -> 00:39:55.000]:  He said, bro, check it out.
[00:39:55.000 -> 00:39:56.000]:  You just pick it up and move it.
[00:39:56.000 -> 00:39:58.000]:  I said, holy shit.
[00:39:58.000 -> 00:39:59.000]:  I want one.
[00:39:59.000 -> 00:40:00.000]:  I bought it.
[00:40:00.000 -> 00:40:01.000]:  It was like $300.
[00:40:01.000 -> 00:40:02.000]:  Fuck you.
[00:40:02.000 -> 00:40:04.000]:  I'm getting that, dude.
[00:40:04.000 -> 00:40:07.000]:  Who gets-- who uses handles?
[00:40:07.000 -> 00:40:11.000]:  Who the fuck uses handles in 2024?
[00:40:11.000 -> 00:40:12.000]:  Oh, dude, you're weird.
[00:40:12.000 -> 00:40:13.000]:  Just so cringe.
[00:40:13.000 -> 00:40:14.000]:  Get out of my chat, dude.
[00:40:14.000 -> 00:40:15.000]:  Please, please.
[00:40:15.000 -> 00:40:17.000]:  It's going good, snubs.
[00:40:17.000 -> 00:40:18.000]:  Handles are for idiots.
[00:40:18.000 -> 00:40:20.000]:  And that's what we're talking about, love handles,
[00:40:20.000 -> 00:40:22.000]:  because they like something you can grip onto.
[00:40:22.000 -> 00:40:26.000]:  Really, Flick?
[00:40:26.000 -> 00:40:27.000]:  Are you serious?
[00:40:27.000 -> 00:40:28.000]:  Oh, man, that'd be great.
[00:40:28.000 -> 00:40:31.000]:  I'll flip that into 40, bro.
[00:40:31.000 -> 00:40:32.000]:  Easy.
[00:40:32.000 -> 00:40:33.000]:  Real easy.
[00:40:33.000 -> 00:40:36.000]:  Love handles are a different story.
[00:40:36.000 -> 00:40:39.000]:  You got me?
[00:40:39.000 -> 00:40:40.000]:  Oh, it's the boss man jack.
[00:40:40.000 -> 00:40:41.000]:  The boss man jack.
[00:40:41.000 -> 00:40:42.000]:  Make sure you put the words on.
[00:40:42.000 -> 00:40:43.000]:  If you're just hitting me like that.
[00:40:43.000 -> 00:40:47.000]:  Yep.
[00:40:47.000 -> 00:40:48.000]:  Yeah, I'll show you.
[00:40:48.000 -> 00:40:49.000]:  Yep.
[00:40:49.000 -> 00:40:50.000]:  There you go.
[00:40:50.000 -> 00:40:52.000]:  I'm almost Ruby, guys.
[00:40:52.000 -> 00:40:54.000]:  This dude wishes he was dead.
[00:40:54.000 -> 00:40:55.000]:  You hear me?
[00:40:55.000 -> 00:40:56.000]:  We know.
[00:40:56.000 -> 00:40:58.000]:  And then 10.
[00:40:58.000 -> 00:40:59.000]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:40:59.000 -> 00:41:00.000]:  Hey, I appreciate that.
[00:41:00.000 -> 00:41:01.000]:  Thank you very much for 10.
[00:41:01.000 -> 00:41:05.000]:  How I can love handles not be fat.
[00:41:05.000 -> 00:41:06.000]:  I like the hips like that.
[00:41:06.000 -> 00:41:07.000]:  Okay.
[00:41:07.000 -> 00:41:09.000]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:09.000 -> 00:41:12.000]:  We're about to go gambling, I guess.
[00:41:12.000 -> 00:41:13.000]:  Oh, wait.
[00:41:13.000 -> 00:41:14.000]:  Hold on.
[00:41:14.000 -> 00:41:15.000]:  I gotta do something really quick.
[00:41:15.000 -> 00:41:16.000]:  Give me just a second.
[00:41:16.000 -> 00:41:17.000]:  Hold on.
[00:41:17.000 -> 00:41:18.000]:  Give me just a second.
[00:41:18.000 -> 00:41:19.000]:  My bad, guys.
[00:41:19.000 -> 00:41:20.000]:  Yeah.
[00:41:20.000 -> 00:41:21.000]:  Yeah.
[00:41:22.000 -> 00:41:23.000]:  Yeah.
[00:41:23.000 -> 00:41:24.000]:  Yeah.
[00:41:25.000 -> 00:41:53.000]:  How much is a thousand rupees?
[00:41:53.000 -> 00:41:55.000]:  It's funny because somebody just sent me rupees on my PayPal.
[00:41:55.000 -> 00:41:57.000]:  I think it equaled to like 50 cents.
[00:41:57.000 -> 00:41:58.000]:  What was that sound?
[00:41:58.000 -> 00:41:59.000]:  Did you guys just hear that sound?
[00:41:59.000 -> 00:42:00.000]:  Was that the music?
[00:42:00.000 -> 00:42:03.000]:  That's $12.
[00:42:03.000 -> 00:42:04.000]:  Is it really?
[00:42:04.000 -> 00:42:07.000]:  I'll take it.
[00:42:07.000 -> 00:42:08.000]:  $10,000.
[00:42:08.000 -> 00:42:09.000]:  Yeah.
[00:42:09.000 -> 00:42:10.000]:  I'll take it, bro.
[00:42:10.000 -> 00:42:11.000]:  All right, hold on.
[00:42:11.000 -> 00:42:17.000]:  Hey, thank you.
[00:42:17.000 -> 00:42:18.000]:  Oh, look at this.
[00:42:18.000 -> 00:42:19.000]:  We're gonna check the nine.
[00:42:19.000 -> 00:42:20.000]:  We're gonna check the nine.
[00:42:20.000 -> 00:42:22.000]:  Oh, come on.
[00:42:22.000 -> 00:42:23.000]:  The nine's already gone.
[00:42:23.000 -> 00:42:24.000]:  That's OK.
[00:42:24.000 -> 00:42:26.000]:  Five.
[00:42:26.000 -> 00:42:27.000]:  Oh, come.
[00:42:27.000 -> 00:42:31.000]:  OK, there we go.
[00:42:31.000 -> 00:42:32.000]:  At least we made that.
[00:42:32.000 -> 00:42:33.000]:  At least we made that.
[00:42:33.000 -> 00:42:35.000]:  Oh, yeah, it's dancing.
[00:42:35.000 -> 00:42:36.000]:  It's dancing on the green.
[00:42:36.000 -> 00:42:38.000]:  Dancing on the green, baby.
[00:42:38.000 -> 00:42:39.000]:  Dancing on it.
[00:42:39.000 -> 00:42:41.000]:  Do a little dance with the five.
[00:42:41.000 -> 00:42:44.000]:  Oh, one more.
[00:42:44.000 -> 00:42:45.000]:  Let's do a small one.
[00:42:45.000 -> 00:42:46.000]:  OK.
[00:42:46.000 -> 00:42:51.000]:  Bounce, bounce, bounce.
[00:42:51.000 -> 00:42:52.000]:  That's good enough.
[00:42:52.000 -> 00:42:53.000]:  We made it all back.
[00:42:53.000 -> 00:42:55.000]:  Some Keno dollars.
[00:42:55.000 -> 00:42:58.000]:  The $2.
[00:42:58.000 -> 00:43:01.000]:  I don't like these placements of these things.
[00:43:01.000 -> 00:43:03.000]:  Do that right there.
[00:43:03.000 -> 00:43:08.000]:  Keno, do something, Keno.
[00:43:08.000 -> 00:43:09.000]:  Keno, do something.
[00:43:09.000 -> 00:43:11.000]:  Come on, Keno.
[00:43:11.000 -> 00:43:12.000]:  You fucking sack of shit.
[00:43:12.000 -> 00:43:14.000]:  Bro, Keno's so bad.
[00:43:14.000 -> 00:43:16.000]:  OK, one more and I'm out.
[00:43:16.000 -> 00:43:19.000]:  Bro.
[00:43:19.000 -> 00:43:20.000]:  OK, we'll go to mines.
[00:43:20.000 -> 00:43:21.000]:  We're going to mines.
[00:43:21.000 -> 00:43:22.000]:  No, it doesn't.
[00:43:22.000 -> 00:43:23.000]:  It doesn't.
[00:43:23.000 -> 00:43:24.000]:  It's for the guy.
[00:43:24.000 -> 00:43:35.000]:  Oh, there we go.
[00:43:35.000 -> 00:43:36.000]:  A little five buck.
[00:43:36.000 -> 00:43:43.000]:  Bro, what is this?
[00:43:43.000 -> 00:43:44.000]:  Three mines my ass.
[00:43:45.000 -> 00:43:56.000]:  Oh, come on, it's gone, guys.
[00:43:56.000 -> 00:43:57.000]:  It's fucking gone.
[00:43:57.000 -> 00:44:02.000]:  Oh, that's good.
[00:44:02.000 -> 00:44:03.000]:  That's good.
[00:44:03.000 -> 00:44:10.000]:  Oh, there we go.
[00:44:10.000 -> 00:44:11.000]:  There we go.
[00:44:12.000 -> 00:44:16.000]:  Oh, let's go.
[00:44:16.000 -> 00:44:17.000]:  That was huge.
[00:44:17.000 -> 00:44:19.000]:  That was fucking huge, boys.
[00:44:19.000 -> 00:44:22.000]:  Holy crap, that could have been big.
[00:44:22.000 -> 00:44:25.000]:  Oh, come.
[00:44:25.000 -> 00:44:29.000]:  We're going to print right here.
[00:44:29.000 -> 00:44:33.000]:  Holy crap.
[00:44:33.000 -> 00:44:38.000]:  I knew it was going to.
[00:44:38.000 -> 00:44:39.000]:  I knew it was going to hit one right there.
[00:44:40.000 -> 00:44:43.000]:  It's doing that glitch and shit again.
[00:44:43.000 -> 00:44:45.000]:  What?
[00:44:45.000 -> 00:44:49.000]:  Bro, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[00:44:49.000 -> 00:44:51.000]:  Actually, let's do one more.
[00:44:51.000 -> 00:44:52.000]:  Give me $5.
[00:44:52.000 -> 00:45:00.000]:  Let's go, let's go.
[00:45:00.000 -> 00:45:06.000]:  There you go, buddy.
[00:45:06.000 -> 00:45:13.000]:  That's some fucking bullshit.
[00:45:13.000 -> 00:45:19.000]:  Dude, that's some fucking garbage.
[00:45:19.000 -> 00:45:20.000]:  This is three mines.
[00:45:20.000 -> 00:45:21.000]:  How?
[00:45:21.000 -> 00:45:23.000]:  That's some fucking.
[00:45:23.000 -> 00:45:24.000]:  Wow.
[00:45:24.000 -> 00:45:25.000]:  Fuck you, dude.
[00:45:25.000 -> 00:45:26.000]:  That's such garbage, too.
[00:45:26.000 -> 00:45:28.000]:  Oh, it's fucking rigged, man.
[00:45:28.000 -> 00:45:30.000]:  I hate to break it to you.
[00:45:30.000 -> 00:45:31.000]:  Three mines, bro?
[00:45:31.000 -> 00:45:32.000]:  Three mines?
[00:45:32.000 -> 00:45:33.000]:  Okay.
[00:45:35.000 -> 00:45:36.000]:  How much longer?
[00:45:36.000 -> 00:45:37.000]:  How much longer?
[00:45:37.000 -> 00:45:38.000]:  50 minutes, bro.
[00:45:38.000 -> 00:45:39.000]:  That's a long time.
[00:45:39.000 -> 00:45:42.000]:  And 50 minutes, yeah.
[00:45:42.000 -> 00:45:44.000]:  Damn, damn, damn, damn.
[00:45:44.000 -> 00:45:45.000]:  We know it, boss.
[00:45:45.000 -> 00:45:46.000]:  Then shut up.
[00:45:46.000 -> 00:45:47.000]:  You don't know shit.
[00:45:47.000 -> 00:45:48.000]:  I got an hour time out.
[00:45:48.000 -> 00:45:55.000]:  I can't on Twitch, man.
[00:45:55.000 -> 00:45:56.000]:  I'm about to get off, man.
[00:45:56.000 -> 00:45:57.000]:  So I'm fucking reload.
[00:45:57.000 -> 00:45:58.000]:  It's like $450.
[00:45:58.000 -> 00:46:02.000]:  All week.
[00:46:03.000 -> 00:46:05.000]:  Man, okay, Cor.
[00:46:05.000 -> 00:46:06.000]:  You can leave, dude.
[00:46:06.000 -> 00:46:07.000]:  Take an hour time out.
[00:46:07.000 -> 00:46:13.000]:  What's your go-to on maples?
[00:46:13.000 -> 00:46:14.000]:  Go-to maples here?
[00:46:14.000 -> 00:46:15.000]:  Oh, they're all the same.
[00:46:15.000 -> 00:46:16.000]:  It's all pure early.
[00:46:16.000 -> 00:46:21.000]:  You guys want me to stay on and play CSGO until my reload?
[00:46:21.000 -> 00:46:24.000]:  Can anybody spot me like a 50 till then?
[00:46:24.000 -> 00:46:26.000]:  I'm literally getting 450 and 50.
[00:46:26.000 -> 00:46:28.000]:  I will send it straight to you.
[00:46:28.000 -> 00:46:29.000]:  Yeah, it would, big trip.
[00:46:29.000 -> 00:46:30.000]:  Yeah, it would.
[00:46:30.000 -> 00:46:31.000]:  Hell, yeah, it would help.
[00:46:31.000 -> 00:46:32.000]:  Some stuff.
[00:46:32.000 -> 00:46:33.000]:  What's that?
[00:46:33.000 -> 00:46:35.000]:  You send me something, dude?
[00:46:35.000 -> 00:46:36.000]:  I'm straight sweating.
[00:46:36.000 -> 00:46:37.000]:  I'm hot.
[00:46:37.000 -> 00:46:38.000]:  Open mic.
[00:46:38.000 -> 00:46:43.000]:  Okay, Champion.
[00:46:43.000 -> 00:46:44.000]:  Yeah.
[00:46:44.000 -> 00:46:45.000]:  What's your name on Discord?
[00:46:45.000 -> 00:46:46.000]:  Is it?
[00:46:46.000 -> 00:46:48.000]:  Are you a rafter?
[00:46:48.000 -> 00:46:51.000]:  I'll give you my UI.
[00:46:51.000 -> 00:46:55.000]:  Oh, I'm getting something.
[00:46:55.000 -> 00:46:56.000]:  Oh, hold on.
[00:46:56.000 -> 00:46:58.000]:  Oh, oh, never mind.
[00:46:58.000 -> 00:46:59.000]:  Stop.
[00:46:59.000 -> 00:47:00.000]:  Everybody stop.
[00:47:00.000 -> 00:47:01.000]:  Okay, thank you, man.
[00:47:01.000 -> 00:47:02.000]:  Awesome.
[00:47:02.000 -> 00:47:03.000]:  I just want to show you guys.
[00:47:03.000 -> 00:47:07.000]:  I don't need any money.
[00:47:07.000 -> 00:47:09.000]:  I don't need any money from nobody.
[00:47:09.000 -> 00:47:15.000]:  Because we do have a reload from my sponsor, Shuffle, as in USDT.
[00:47:15.000 -> 00:47:16.000]:  What?
[00:47:16.000 -> 00:47:17.000]:  Hold on.
[00:47:17.000 -> 00:47:18.000]:  Maybe it's in my vault.
[00:47:18.000 -> 00:47:19.000]:  Must be in my vault.
[00:47:19.000 -> 00:47:20.000]:  Ready, guys?
[00:47:20.000 -> 00:47:21.000]:  Check it out.
[00:47:21.000 -> 00:47:22.000]:  Check it out.
[00:47:22.000 -> 00:47:25.000]:  Yeah!
[00:47:25.000 -> 00:47:26.000]:  Two grand!
[00:47:26.000 -> 00:47:27.000]:  Oh my god!
[00:47:27.000 -> 00:47:28.000]:  Two Gs in this bitch!
[00:47:28.000 -> 00:47:29.000]:  Let's fucking go!
[00:47:29.000 -> 00:47:31.000]:  Two Gs.
[00:47:31.000 -> 00:47:32.000]:  Let's start with 500.
[00:47:32.000 -> 00:47:33.000]:  Let's go.
[00:47:33.000 -> 00:47:34.000]:  I don't need anybody's money.
[00:47:34.000 -> 00:47:35.000]:  I just got 2K reload.
[00:47:35.000 -> 00:47:36.000]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:47:36.000 -> 00:47:37.000]:  All raw, by the way.
[00:47:37.000 -> 00:47:38.000]:  All withdrawable.
[00:47:38.000 -> 00:47:39.000]:  All real money.
[00:47:39.000 -> 00:47:41.000]:  Let's start with a little dice action.
[00:47:41.000 -> 00:47:42.000]:  A little 50.
[00:47:42.000 -> 00:47:43.000]:  A little 50.
[00:47:43.000 -> 00:47:44.000]:  A little 100.
[00:47:44.000 -> 00:47:45.000]:  A little 100.
[00:47:45.000 -> 00:47:46.000]:  A little 100.
[00:47:46.000 -> 00:47:47.000]:  Oh, come on.
[00:47:47.000 -> 00:47:50.000]:  100, 100, 100, 200.
[00:47:50.000 -> 00:47:51.000]:  200.
[00:47:51.000 -> 00:47:52.000]:  Yeah!
[00:47:52.000 -> 00:47:53.000]:  Get out!
[00:47:53.000 -> 00:47:54.000]:  Get out!
[00:47:54.000 -> 00:47:55.000]:  300 bucks, dude!
[00:47:55.000 -> 00:47:56.000]:  Let's fucking go!
[00:47:56.000 -> 00:47:57.000]:  Let's go straight to slots.
[00:47:58.000 -> 00:47:59.000]:  Whoo!
[00:47:59.000 -> 00:48:00.000]:  Bro, why the fuck are you going straight to dice?
[00:48:00.000 -> 00:48:01.000]:  This is why I go straight to dice.
[00:48:01.000 -> 00:48:02.000]:  Let me tell you something.
[00:48:02.000 -> 00:48:03.000]:  Because I...
[00:48:03.000 -> 00:48:06.000]:  Oh my god.
[00:48:06.000 -> 00:48:08.000]:  Can't win on dice, okay?
[00:48:08.000 -> 00:48:12.000]:  That's why, bitch!
[00:48:12.000 -> 00:48:16.000]:  Because I just made $500 in seconds.
[00:48:16.000 -> 00:48:17.000]:  That's why I go to dice, dude.
[00:48:17.000 -> 00:48:18.000]:  Okay?
[00:48:18.000 -> 00:48:19.000]:  So shut up.
[00:48:19.000 -> 00:48:20.000]:  And don't call me retarded.
[00:48:20.000 -> 00:48:21.000]:  I'd appreciate that.
[00:48:21.000 -> 00:48:22.000]:  Thank you.
[00:48:22.000 -> 00:48:23.000]:  It's all fucking gambling, bro.
[00:48:23.000 -> 00:48:25.000]:  It's all gambling, bro.
[00:48:25.000 -> 00:48:26.000]:  It's all gambling.
[00:48:26.000 -> 00:48:27.000]:  It's all fucking gambling.
[00:48:27.000 -> 00:48:28.000]:  Shut up, dude.
[00:48:28.000 -> 00:48:29.000]:  Please.
[00:48:29.000 -> 00:48:30.000]:  Just please shut up and mind your own business.
[00:48:30.000 -> 00:48:32.000]:  This is not your fucking money.
[00:48:32.000 -> 00:48:34.000]:  You're fucking weird, bro.
[00:48:34.000 -> 00:48:35.000]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:48:35.000 -> 00:48:36.000]:  Good vibes.
[00:48:36.000 -> 00:48:37.000]:  Good vibes.
[00:48:37.000 -> 00:48:39.000]:  Do some big six point fives.
[00:48:39.000 -> 00:48:41.000]:  Now I'll just do fives.
[00:48:41.000 -> 00:48:43.000]:  Fives will be fresh.
[00:48:43.000 -> 00:48:45.000]:  I haven't played this slot in a while.
[00:48:45.000 -> 00:48:47.000]:  The weather is...
[00:48:47.000 -> 00:48:50.000]:  It looks a little cloudy, but nice, it looks like.
[00:48:50.000 -> 00:48:51.000]:  I can look it up.
[00:48:53.000 -> 00:48:56.000]:  Dang, dang, dang, dang.
[00:48:56.000 -> 00:48:58.000]:  I need four scats on this one, by the way.
[00:48:58.000 -> 00:48:59.000]:  Four scats.
[00:48:59.000 -> 00:49:03.000]:  No, I didn't...
[00:49:03.000 -> 00:49:04.000]:  Oh, damn.
[00:49:04.000 -> 00:49:05.000]:  Let's stay here and get a feature.
[00:49:05.000 -> 00:49:07.000]:  Once we get a feature here, let's go...
[00:49:07.000 -> 00:49:08.000]:  Oh, fuck you.
[00:49:08.000 -> 00:49:11.000]:  Let's go to the new Hannah Meyers slot.
[00:49:11.000 -> 00:49:13.000]:  I used to live in Pennsylvania, bro.
[00:49:13.000 -> 00:49:16.000]:  I used to live right outside of Harrisburg for three and a half years.
[00:49:16.000 -> 00:49:19.000]:  In the Mechanicsville, Enola area.
[00:49:19.000 -> 00:49:20.000]:  I think I know where it's been.
[00:49:20.000 -> 00:49:21.000]:  I should not do that.
[00:49:21.000 -> 00:49:26.000]:  I'll get in soon.
[00:49:26.000 -> 00:49:28.000]:  Anybody need to get banned?
[00:49:28.000 -> 00:49:30.000]:  Let me know, guys.
[00:49:30.000 -> 00:49:31.000]:  Fill me in.
[00:49:31.000 -> 00:49:33.000]:  Sometimes I don't pay attention.
[00:49:33.000 -> 00:49:34.000]:  Nor really care.
[00:49:34.000 -> 00:49:37.000]:  Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang.
[00:49:37.000 -> 00:49:39.000]:  It's a state called Penn State?
[00:49:39.000 -> 00:49:40.000]:  Yeah.
[00:49:40.000 -> 00:49:44.000]:  Shirley Fett, does he need to get banned?
[00:49:44.000 -> 00:49:49.000]:  Come on, give me the four scats.
[00:49:50.000 -> 00:49:51.000]:  Chilentoke of the dick.
[00:49:51.000 -> 00:49:53.000]:  Yeah, let's get rid of Chilentoke, yeah.
[00:49:53.000 -> 00:49:54.000]:  I agree.
[00:49:54.000 -> 00:49:56.000]:  Yeah, he's a dickhead.
[00:49:56.000 -> 00:49:58.000]:  Fucking loser being a dick for no reason.
[00:49:58.000 -> 00:49:59.000]:  Look at that tumble.
[00:49:59.000 -> 00:50:00.000]:  Look at that tumble, boys.
[00:50:00.000 -> 00:50:01.000]:  $65 spin.
[00:50:01.000 -> 00:50:02.000]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:50:02.000 -> 00:50:03.000]:  Nice.
[00:50:03.000 -> 00:50:05.000]:  I mean, we're down 200 bucks, though.
[00:50:05.000 -> 00:50:06.000]:  We're all getting in.
[00:50:06.000 -> 00:50:07.000]:  We're going to get in.
[00:50:07.000 -> 00:50:08.000]:  This is going to pay.
[00:50:08.000 -> 00:50:09.000]:  Come on.
[00:50:09.000 -> 00:50:10.000]:  Please.
[00:50:10.000 -> 00:50:13.000]:  This beat goes hard.
[00:50:13.000 -> 00:50:20.000]:  This beat goes hard.
[00:50:20.000 -> 00:50:22.000]:  This beat goes hard as a bitch.
[00:50:22.000 -> 00:50:32.000]:  It's down 300 on this bitch.
[00:50:32.000 -> 00:50:38.000]:  Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang.
[00:50:38.000 -> 00:50:39.000]:  Here's a big spin.
[00:50:39.000 -> 00:50:40.000]:  Big spin.
[00:50:40.000 -> 00:50:41.000]:  Oh, man.
[00:50:41.000 -> 00:50:42.000]:  That sounds a bigger multi.
[00:50:42.000 -> 00:50:47.000]:  Stopping the four fucking pack.
[00:50:47.000 -> 00:50:49.000]:  I'm about to go get my strap.
[00:50:49.000 -> 00:50:50.000]:  Baby, go in.
[00:50:50.000 -> 00:50:51.000]:  Just attack.
[00:50:51.000 -> 00:50:53.000]:  Bet you got a little tic-tac.
[00:50:53.000 -> 00:50:54.000]:  I don't know, bitch.
[00:50:54.000 -> 00:50:55.000]:  I'm about to get my strap.
[00:50:55.000 -> 00:50:56.000]:  Oh, I'm about to go in.
[00:50:56.000 -> 00:50:58.000]:  You can know that that's a fact, because you can't see me,
[00:50:58.000 -> 00:50:59.000]:  because I'm about to go with fat.
[00:50:59.000 -> 00:51:02.000]:  Got a big old nude ass pic from your mom.
[00:51:02.000 -> 00:51:04.000]:  I'm about to go fap, and I'm about to do it all night long,
[00:51:04.000 -> 00:51:08.000]:  and I'm about to go long, and my Jimmy John is not even fucking long.
[00:51:08.000 -> 00:51:09.000]:  It's fucking really short.
[00:51:09.000 -> 00:51:11.000]:  I'm about to go and maybe get my shit.
[00:51:11.000 -> 00:51:13.000]:  Bet you cannot see me looking like a fucking pork.
[00:51:13.000 -> 00:51:16.000]:  I'm about to cook you up like a motherfucking eating with a spork.
[00:51:16.000 -> 00:51:17.000]:  Can't see me.
[00:51:17.000 -> 00:51:18.000]:  I'm way too legit.
[00:51:18.000 -> 00:51:21.000]:  Cannot be me, because I'm about to go and just fucking get the shit.
[00:51:21.000 -> 00:51:22.000]:  Cannot be me.
[00:51:22.000 -> 00:51:23.000]:  I'm a G.
[00:51:23.000 -> 00:51:24.000]:  You cannot see.
[00:51:24.000 -> 00:51:25.000]:  I'm about to go B.
[00:51:25.000 -> 00:51:27.000]:  B, like a sting, like a motherfucking bumble.
[00:51:27.000 -> 00:51:28.000]:  I don't know, bitch.
[00:51:28.000 -> 00:51:29.000]:  I'm about to go stream a rumble.
[00:51:29.000 -> 00:51:32.000]:  Not fuck that, because that shit is fucking whackin' on Twitch.TV,
[00:51:32.000 -> 00:51:33.000]:  and you know, that's a fact.
[00:51:33.000 -> 00:51:34.000]:  Bitch, Bitch, Bitch.
[00:51:34.000 -> 00:51:36.000]:  Yeah, I'm about to fucking shit.
[00:51:36.000 -> 00:51:37.000]:  About to be stuttering.
[00:51:37.000 -> 00:51:38.000]:  Oh, why am I stuttering?
[00:51:38.000 -> 00:51:40.000]:  Why am I stuttering, bro?
[00:51:40.000 -> 00:51:42.000]:  I'm down 330 bucks on this bitch.
[00:51:42.000 -> 00:51:43.000]:  Please win this, guys.
[00:51:43.000 -> 00:51:45.000]:  I'm going to get it all back if we win this.
[00:51:45.000 -> 00:51:46.000]:  Come on.
[00:51:46.000 -> 00:51:47.000]:  Oh my God, guys.
[00:51:47.000 -> 00:51:48.000]:  Fuck.
[00:51:48.000 -> 00:51:49.000]:  That's okay.
[00:51:49.000 -> 00:51:50.000]:  All in, all in.
[00:51:50.000 -> 00:51:51.000]:  Come on.
[00:51:51.000 -> 00:51:52.000]:  Dude.
[00:51:52.000 -> 00:51:53.000]:  Oh my God.
[00:51:53.000 -> 00:51:54.000]:  I'm down 500 already.
[00:51:54.000 -> 00:51:55.000]:  Fuck you, man.
[00:51:55.000 -> 00:51:56.000]:  No way.
[00:51:56.000 -> 00:51:57.000]:  Fuck.
[00:51:57.000 -> 00:51:59.000]:  That happened fast.
[00:51:59.000 -> 00:52:03.000]:  Hey, what the fuck?
[00:52:03.000 -> 00:52:04.000]:  Why isn't it fucking...
[00:52:04.000 -> 00:52:08.000]:  Hey, why the fuck isn't I putting my password saved there?
[00:52:08.000 -> 00:52:10.000]:  Bro.
[00:52:10.000 -> 00:52:12.000]:  What?
[00:52:12.000 -> 00:52:15.000]:  What?
[00:52:15.000 -> 00:52:18.000]:  It doesn't...
[00:52:18.000 -> 00:52:20.000]:  What?
[00:52:20.000 -> 00:52:23.000]:  How can I fix that?
[00:52:23.000 -> 00:52:26.000]:  It's not saving my thing.
[00:52:26.000 -> 00:52:31.000]:  Can you guys get along?
[00:52:31.000 -> 00:52:33.000]:  Perry, I think you've got a problem.
[00:52:33.000 -> 00:52:34.000]:  You're awesome.
[00:52:34.000 -> 00:52:37.000]:  I usually would click in here and it would give me a saved one.
[00:52:37.000 -> 00:52:38.000]:  Autofill.
[00:52:38.000 -> 00:52:41.000]:  Okay, let me hide my screen just in case.
[00:52:41.000 -> 00:52:42.000]:  Autofill.
[00:52:42.000 -> 00:52:47.000]:  Where do I see that at?
[00:52:47.000 -> 00:52:50.000]:  I'm on Google Chrome if anybody can help me out here.
[00:52:50.000 -> 00:52:51.000]:  Oh, here we go.
[00:52:51.000 -> 00:52:52.000]:  Autofill.
[00:52:52.000 -> 00:52:54.000]:  Okay, yeah.
[00:52:54.000 -> 00:52:56.000]:  It's just like...
[00:52:56.000 -> 00:53:00.000]:  Oh, here we go.
[00:53:00.000 -> 00:53:03.000]:  What the...
[00:53:03.000 -> 00:53:05.000]:  Oh, here we go.
[00:53:05.000 -> 00:53:07.000]:  Hold on.
[00:53:07.000 -> 00:53:09.000]:  Does this work?
[00:53:09.000 -> 00:53:10.000]:  What?
[00:53:10.000 -> 00:53:11.000]:  What is this, dude?
[00:53:11.000 -> 00:53:12.000]:  What the fuck?
[00:53:12.000 -> 00:53:13.000]:  Oh, shit.
[00:53:13.000 -> 00:53:17.000]:  You guys can't see this, can you?
[00:53:17.000 -> 00:53:18.000]:  I got it.
[00:53:18.000 -> 00:53:19.000]:  I got it.
[00:53:19.000 -> 00:53:20.000]:  I got it.
[00:53:20.000 -> 00:53:21.000]:  Okay, we're good.
[00:53:21.000 -> 00:53:22.000]:  500 bucks in the balance.
[00:53:22.000 -> 00:53:24.000]:  Oh, we got to play this right, guys.
[00:53:24.000 -> 00:53:34.000]:  Go to Dyson's and just run that shit out, buddy.
[00:53:34.000 -> 00:53:38.000]:  Come on.
[00:53:38.000 -> 00:53:42.000]:  Dude, come on.
[00:53:42.000 -> 00:53:45.000]:  That's up 400.
[00:53:45.000 -> 00:53:47.000]:  Up 400.
[00:53:47.000 -> 00:53:48.000]:  No!
[00:53:48.000 -> 00:53:49.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:53:49.000 -> 00:53:51.000]:  What the fuck?
[00:53:51.000 -> 00:53:54.000]:  Bro, are you fucking kidding me?
[00:53:54.000 -> 00:53:55.000]:  Get it back.
[00:53:55.000 -> 00:53:57.000]:  Get it back.
[00:53:57.000 -> 00:53:59.000]:  What?
[00:53:59.000 -> 00:54:00.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:54:00.000 -> 00:54:02.000]:  I'm down 1,000 already.
[00:54:02.000 -> 00:54:03.000]:  Fuck, guys.
[00:54:03.000 -> 00:54:04.000]:  I can't do much more, dude.
[00:54:04.000 -> 00:54:05.000]:  This is...
[00:54:05.000 -> 00:54:06.000]:  Wow.
[00:54:06.000 -> 00:54:07.000]:  It's okay.
[00:54:07.000 -> 00:54:10.000]:  A little 200 dollar one.
[00:54:10.000 -> 00:54:11.000]:  Wow, dude.
[00:54:11.000 -> 00:54:13.000]:  Down 1,000 bucks already.
[00:54:13.000 -> 00:54:14.000]:  Well, you know what?
[00:54:14.000 -> 00:54:15.000]:  We got to get that back.
[00:54:15.000 -> 00:54:16.000]:  Let's get it back.
[00:54:16.000 -> 00:54:19.000]:  I fucking hope so, bro.
[00:54:20.000 -> 00:54:23.000]:  Man, fuck this.
[00:54:23.000 -> 00:54:32.000]:  I got 200 in the vault.
[00:54:32.000 -> 00:54:33.000]:  I think I'm going to just double chuck it.
[00:54:33.000 -> 00:54:34.000]:  What do you guys think?
[00:54:34.000 -> 00:54:36.000]:  I don't know, man.
[00:54:36.000 -> 00:54:41.000]:  No!
[00:54:41.000 -> 00:54:42.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:54:42.000 -> 00:54:44.000]:  I'm down to 800 bucks.
[00:54:44.000 -> 00:54:45.000]:  Wow, man.
[00:54:45.000 -> 00:54:46.000]:  Okay.
[00:54:46.000 -> 00:54:47.000]:  We can make that back, though.
[00:54:47.000 -> 00:54:48.000]:  It's just going to be really hard.
[00:54:48.000 -> 00:54:49.000]:  Probably.
[00:54:49.000 -> 00:54:52.000]:  Or a few clicks of the mouse.
[00:54:52.000 -> 00:54:53.000]:  Okay?
[00:54:53.000 -> 00:54:54.000]:  Good.
[00:54:54.000 -> 00:54:56.000]:  No, 200.
[00:54:56.000 -> 00:54:57.000]:  Please hit.
[00:54:57.000 -> 00:54:58.000]:  Bro, are you fu-
[00:54:58.000 -> 00:55:00.000]:  Okay, okay.
[00:55:00.000 -> 00:55:01.000]:  Double chuck it.
[00:55:01.000 -> 00:55:02.000]:  Come on.
[00:55:02.000 -> 00:55:03.000]:  Now, triple chuck it.
[00:55:03.000 -> 00:55:05.000]:  Please, please, please.
[00:55:05.000 -> 00:55:06.000]:  No!
[00:55:06.000 -> 00:55:08.000]:  Oh, my fucking God, dude.
[00:55:08.000 -> 00:55:11.000]:  There's no way I'm losing like this, man.
[00:55:11.000 -> 00:55:12.000]:  I'm down to fu-
[00:55:12.000 -> 00:55:15.000]:  Bro, you're fucking kidding me.
[00:55:15.000 -> 00:55:17.000]:  You're fucking kidding me, dude.
[00:55:17.000 -> 00:55:18.000]:  Wow.
[00:55:18.000 -> 00:55:27.000]:  We got to get in a better mood, dude.
[00:55:27.000 -> 00:55:28.000]:  Come on.
[00:55:28.000 -> 00:55:29.000]:  Okay, we're back.
[00:55:29.000 -> 00:55:30.000]:  What?
[00:55:30.000 -> 00:55:31.000]:  Hey.
[00:55:31.000 -> 00:55:32.000]:  How do-
[00:55:32.000 -> 00:55:33.000]:  What?
[00:55:33.000 -> 00:55:35.000]:  What the fuck?
[00:55:35.000 -> 00:55:40.000]:  What does it have in my balance?
[00:55:40.000 -> 00:55:41.000]:  Bro!
[00:55:41.000 -> 00:55:42.000]:  What?
[00:55:42.000 -> 00:55:44.000]:  I took out-
[00:55:44.000 -> 00:55:46.000]:  Hold on.
[00:55:46.000 -> 00:55:47.000]:  No, it's not.
[00:55:47.000 -> 00:55:49.000]:  I just won 275s.
[00:55:49.000 -> 00:55:51.000]:  I won both of them.
[00:55:51.000 -> 00:55:52.000]:  You're wrong.
[00:55:52.000 -> 00:55:54.000]:  I won both of them, bro.
[00:55:54.000 -> 00:55:55.000]:  I did.
[00:55:55.000 -> 00:55:56.000]:  You fucking dumbass.
[00:55:56.000 -> 00:55:57.000]:  Oh, you're right.
[00:55:57.000 -> 00:55:58.000]:  Oh, fuck.
[00:55:58.000 -> 00:55:59.000]:  Sorry.
[00:55:59.000 -> 00:56:01.000]:  I'm just making sure y'all are paying attention.
[00:56:01.000 -> 00:56:02.000]:  You guys are doing great.
[00:56:02.000 -> 00:56:05.000]:  I'm so glad you guys are here and making sure you're paying attention.
[00:56:05.000 -> 00:56:06.000]:  Okay?
[00:56:06.000 -> 00:56:08.000]:  I'm so glad you guys are paying attention.
[00:56:08.000 -> 00:56:11.000]:  Thank you.
[00:56:11.000 -> 00:56:15.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:56:15.000 -> 00:56:19.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:56:19.000 -> 00:56:20.000]:  Yes.
[00:56:20.000 -> 00:56:21.000]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:56:21.000 -> 00:56:22.000]:  Come on.
[00:56:22.000 -> 00:56:23.000]:  Come on, baby.
[00:56:23.000 -> 00:56:24.000]:  Haha, yo.
[00:56:24.000 -> 00:56:32.000]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:56:32.000 -> 00:56:44.000]:  There's no fucking way I'm losing.
[00:56:44.000 -> 00:56:50.000]:  Speedrun of 2K is how you lose 2K in fucking two minutes.
[00:56:50.000 -> 00:56:56.000]:  Fucking bullshit dice, bro.
[00:56:56.000 -> 00:57:09.000]:  Are you-
[00:57:09.000 -> 00:57:10.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:57:10.000 -> 00:57:12.000]:  Yo, this is so rigged, man.
[00:57:12.000 -> 00:57:13.000]:  Fucking rigged, bro.
[00:57:13.000 -> 00:57:15.000]:  This is fucking bullshit, bro.
[00:57:15.000 -> 00:57:17.000]:  This is bullshit, guys.
[00:57:17.000 -> 00:57:19.000]:  That's bullshit rigged, dude.
[00:57:19.000 -> 00:57:22.000]:  Of course I fucking lose it all in there because you didn't know I will.
[00:57:22.000 -> 00:57:26.000]:  Wow, dude.
[00:57:26.000 -> 00:57:28.000]:  I'm gonna get off, guys.
[00:57:28.000 -> 00:57:31.000]:  This is such bullshit, bro.
[00:57:31.000 -> 00:57:42.000]:  Bro.
[00:57:42.000 -> 00:57:44.000]:  Dude, I am fucking done, dude.
[00:57:44.000 -> 00:57:45.000]:  What the fuck?
[00:57:45.000 -> 00:57:46.000]:  Shut up, dude.
[00:57:46.000 -> 00:57:47.000]:  You're a fucking pussy.
[00:57:47.000 -> 00:57:49.000]:  I bet you I have more followers than you, boss.
[00:57:49.000 -> 00:57:51.000]:  I bet I got more subs than you, boss.
[00:57:51.000 -> 00:57:52.000]:  HS, you hear me?
[00:57:52.000 -> 00:57:54.000]:  I'm gonna be a dickhead like that?
[00:57:54.000 -> 00:57:55.000]:  Shut the fuck up.
[00:57:55.000 -> 00:57:56.000]:  I make more money than you.
[00:57:56.000 -> 00:57:58.000]:  I make more money than you.
[00:57:58.000 -> 00:58:02.000]:  I make more money than you, HR, Strowless Streaming, and with my gambles.
[00:58:02.000 -> 00:58:03.000]:  Sponsorship.
[00:58:03.000 -> 00:58:04.000]:  Sponsorship.
[00:58:04.000 -> 00:58:06.000]:  Are you trying to fucking clown, bro?
[00:58:06.000 -> 00:58:07.000]:  Huh?
[00:58:07.000 -> 00:58:08.000]:  I make more than you, bro.
[00:58:08.000 -> 00:58:09.000]:  Who are you trying to clown?
[00:58:09.000 -> 00:58:12.000]:  I know you're not being genuine saying that.
[00:58:12.000 -> 00:58:13.000]:  I'm done, dude.
[00:58:13.000 -> 00:58:14.000]:  I gotta go, guys.
[00:58:14.000 -> 00:58:16.000]:  Yeah, I sure you were, buddy.
[00:58:16.000 -> 00:58:17.000]:  I sure you were.
[00:58:17.000 -> 00:58:18.000]:  I love you guys, man.
[00:58:18.000 -> 00:58:19.000]:  I just lost $2,000.
[00:58:19.000 -> 00:58:20.000]:  I'm fucking getting off.
[00:58:20.000 -> 00:58:23.000]:  It really sucks, man, that the originals take my money every time.
[00:58:23.000 -> 00:58:25.000]:  It ain't fair at all.
[00:58:25.000 -> 00:58:27.000]:  They have it set up like that to really lose.
[00:58:27.000 -> 00:58:30.000]:  So that's what's gonna happen every time, and I'm an idiot that I'll continue to play
[00:58:30.000 -> 00:58:32.000]:  these games that are not in my favor.
[00:58:32.000 -> 00:58:36.000]:  I will continue to play games that are not in my favor, and I will continue to lose
[00:58:36.000 -> 00:58:38.000]:  everything I own every fucking day of my life, and it never fucking ends.
[00:58:38.000 -> 00:58:42.000]:  It never, ever fucking ends, dude.
[00:58:42.000 -> 00:58:43.000]:  Fuck you!
[00:58:43.000 -> 00:58:44.000]:  I quit this bullshit.
[00:58:44.000 -> 00:58:45.000]:  I'm getting another sponsor, bro.
[00:58:45.000 -> 00:58:46.000]:  I'm getting another sponsor.
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