VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-06-28 04_06 [40801567925].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:10.000]: [BLANK_AUDIO] [00:00:10.160 -> 00:00:20.160]: [MUSIC] [00:00:20.160 -> 00:00:30.160]: [MUSIC] [00:00:30.160 -> 00:00:40.160]: [MUSIC] [00:00:40.160 -> 00:00:50.160]: [MUSIC] [00:00:50.160 -> 00:01:00.160]: [MUSIC] [00:01:00.160 -> 00:01:10.160]: [MUSIC] [00:01:10.160 -> 00:01:20.160]: [MUSIC] [00:01:20.160 -> 00:01:30.160]: [MUSIC] [00:01:31.160 -> 00:01:41.160]: [MUSIC] [00:01:41.160 -> 00:01:52.160]: [MUSIC] [00:01:53.160 -> 00:02:03.160]: [MUSIC] [00:02:18.160 -> 00:02:28.160]: [MUSIC] [00:02:43.160 -> 00:02:53.160]: [MUSIC] [00:03:08.160 -> 00:03:18.160]: [MUSIC] [00:03:33.160 -> 00:03:43.160]: [MUSIC] [00:04:00.160 -> 00:04:03.160]: Shit, my bad guys. What's good, everybody? What's goody, what's goody? [00:04:03.160 -> 00:04:06.160]: How's everybody doing, man? How's everybody doing? Good to see everybody. [00:04:06.160 -> 00:04:10.160]: Swept my ass off. Hot as shit. Hot as shit in my room, bro. [00:04:10.160 -> 00:04:14.160]: Yeah. What's up, guys? I got jump scared. How'd you get jump scared? [00:04:14.160 -> 00:04:17.160]: I didn't even say anything. I didn't even yell or anything. [00:04:17.160 -> 00:04:22.160]: I didn't do it this time. What do you mean? What's up, guys? What's up, Evan? [00:04:22.160 -> 00:04:27.160]: What? Sorry. Okay. I'm just gonna be playing CSGO, dude. I don't really have any money right now, so. [00:04:27.160 -> 00:04:31.160]: Oh, I said, "What? Boom, boy. Jaharlal. How we living, my boy? How we living, brother?" [00:04:31.160 -> 00:04:34.160]: Isn't that tune, bro? That Sunshine song? That's such a tune, bro. [00:04:34.160 -> 00:04:36.160]: It actually is such a good song, dude. [00:04:36.160 -> 00:04:40.160]: Yeah, the chorus, dude. I'd be smiling my ass off, just chilling here by myself, vibing less shit. [00:04:40.160 -> 00:04:43.160]: Hell, yeah, dude. I'm about to play it again, dude. Fuck the bullshit. [00:04:43.160 -> 00:04:47.160]: All right, let's get on fucking CSGO, guys. I guess if anyone wants to join you, you can. [00:04:47.160 -> 00:04:49.160]: If anyone wants to. What's up, y'all? It's me and Jack. [00:04:49.160 -> 00:04:52.160]: What's up, my boy? [00:04:52.160 -> 00:04:56.160]: Where your steam at? I don't want to see steam right here. Let's see. There we go. [00:04:57.160 -> 00:04:59.160]: Can I say that again? [00:04:59.160 -> 00:05:03.160]: Here we go. Counter-Strike's launching. [00:05:03.160 -> 00:05:07.160]: It's such a good song, bro. Good morning, Tank. [00:05:07.160 -> 00:05:10.160]: Isn't that loud? Let me see. [00:05:10.160 -> 00:05:14.160]: Let's blast that shit, boys. Yeah, buddy. [00:05:14.160 -> 00:05:17.160]: Good days. [00:05:17.160 -> 00:05:19.160]: Champion. [00:05:19.160 -> 00:05:24.160]: Feels like something good's about to happen, doesn't it? [00:05:24.160 -> 00:05:26.160]: Doesn't feel like anything bad's about to happen when you listen to a song. [00:05:26.160 -> 00:05:28.160]: You know what I mean? It's something shit like that. [00:05:28.160 -> 00:05:37.160]: All right, we're going to play a competitive here. [00:05:37.160 -> 00:05:41.160]: I don't want to play Nick. I don't really want to play Inferno. [00:05:41.160 -> 00:05:43.160]: Actually, I can play Inferno. [00:05:43.160 -> 00:05:47.160]: Sunshine. Yeah, yeah. Sunshine by Montesiahu. [00:05:47.160 -> 00:05:49.160]: Yep. Actually, an older band. [00:05:49.160 -> 00:05:53.160]: I remember vividly in fourth grade, this girl I used to have a crush on in fourth grade. [00:05:53.160 -> 00:05:56.160]: Hey, what up, Dreamy? How we doing? How we doing? What's up, yo? What's up? [00:05:56.160 -> 00:05:59.160]: But, uh, yeah, I was like, I would sing this song every time she'd see me. [00:05:59.160 -> 00:06:01.160]: She'd be like, "Do that song thing," or whatever. [00:06:01.160 -> 00:06:05.160]: And I'd fuckin' like, I don't know why, but I'd put my hands in the air like this and sing it. [00:06:05.160 -> 00:06:07.160]: That was weird. She was weird as fuck, I promise. [00:06:07.160 -> 00:06:10.160]: But, uh, it was funny. I'd fuckin' make her laugh every time. [00:06:10.160 -> 00:06:12.160]: What up, bro? What? [00:06:12.160 -> 00:06:15.160]: How do you say that? With Fec Man. With Fec Man. [00:06:15.160 -> 00:06:17.160]: Damn, that pussy nice. [00:06:17.160 -> 00:06:20.160]: How do you have an Asian name? I've never seen an Asian name on Twitch. [00:06:22.160 -> 00:06:24.160]: McDonald's does go hard. [00:06:24.160 -> 00:06:26.160]: You know, that's just going hard with my fuckin' sweat pouring down my face. [00:06:26.160 -> 00:06:28.160]: Some fuckin' hottest shit. [00:06:28.160 -> 00:06:31.160]: What is wrong with me, bro? It's the hottest fuck in my room. [00:06:31.160 -> 00:06:34.160]: You guys see me sweating. It's not normal. [00:06:34.160 -> 00:06:37.160]: Maybe something, I might have a disease. [00:06:37.160 -> 00:06:39.160]: I might have some sort of disease. [00:06:39.160 -> 00:06:41.160]: Pray for me. [00:06:41.160 -> 00:06:43.160]: Feel weed? Okay, okay, that's okay. [00:06:43.160 -> 00:06:47.160]: I think we're gonna say weed, 'cause that's what I'm about to be smokin' on! [00:06:47.160 -> 00:06:50.160]: Some weed, my boy! I'm about to be smokin' on that ganja pack, baby! [00:06:51.160 -> 00:06:53.160]: Pack up the bud, pack up the bud, Austin! [00:06:53.160 -> 00:06:56.160]: That a boy, that a boy. [00:06:56.160 -> 00:06:58.160]: Wild gold and sunshine. [00:06:58.160 -> 00:07:06.160]: That's right, Okey. I'm about to get it in, bro. [00:07:06.160 -> 00:07:08.160]: Gotta get it in. [00:07:08.160 -> 00:07:12.160]: Yeah, come with you. [00:07:12.160 -> 00:07:15.160]: I'ma go with Nova 2, apparently, on Mirage. [00:07:15.160 -> 00:07:17.160]: I'm starting more like that song, or more like that one. [00:07:18.160 -> 00:07:23.160]: # # [00:07:23.160 -> 00:07:27.160]: Are you on McDonald's? Oh, fuck yeah, hell yeah, McDonald's goes hard as fuck. [00:07:27.160 -> 00:07:29.160]: What was your order? What was your order? [00:07:29.160 -> 00:07:36.160]: I'ma guess it was a 10-piece chicken nugget, a small fry, and a medium fry. [00:07:36.160 -> 00:07:40.160]: I haven't taken a dab in months, but it's been a long time. [00:07:40.160 -> 00:07:43.160]: The next pop-up they do around here, I'm gonna go get some dabs with my buddy. [00:07:43.160 -> 00:07:45.160]: Hell yeah, I really am, too. [00:07:46.160 -> 00:07:49.160]: Next time I fucking-- Dude, I bet you there's some nugs on the ground. [00:07:49.160 -> 00:07:51.160]: Garen's fucking cool. [00:07:51.160 -> 00:07:55.160]: I used to have-- I had more bugs than this. I don't see it anywhere. [00:07:55.160 -> 00:08:00.160]: At least it needs like two good bullp-- two good bullp-- [00:08:00.160 -> 00:08:09.160]: Oh, shit! Accept it! [00:08:09.160 -> 00:08:12.160]: No! Oh, my God. I was a second late. Did you see that? [00:08:12.160 -> 00:08:14.160]: God damn. [00:08:14.160 -> 00:08:18.160]: # # [00:08:18.160 -> 00:08:20.160]: Do your parents smoke? My dad would give me blood when I was out. [00:08:20.160 -> 00:08:22.160]: They don't. Neither of them smoke, actually. [00:08:22.160 -> 00:08:25.160]: A desk dab? What the fuck is that? [00:08:25.160 -> 00:08:27.160]: Oh, that fell on, like, Greek-- that fell on his desk? [00:08:27.160 -> 00:08:30.160]: A dab that fell on the desk? What is that? I have no idea what that is. [00:08:30.160 -> 00:08:34.160]: Yeah, they don't smoke. No. I wish they did. [00:08:34.160 -> 00:08:36.160]: I wish my-- [coughs] [00:08:36.160 -> 00:08:39.160]: I wish my dad would, 'cause he's a fucking asshole. [00:08:39.160 -> 00:08:42.160]: I guarantee if he smoked weed, he would fucking-- [00:08:43.160 -> 00:08:45.160]: Fucking be a nice person, you know? [00:08:45.160 -> 00:08:47.160]: I don't know. Who knows, dude? [00:08:47.160 -> 00:08:49.160]: It's fucking hot. [00:08:49.160 -> 00:08:52.160]: Yo! No, I haven't. What is your name on here? [00:08:52.160 -> 00:08:54.160]: I was trying to find you earlier when I got-- I totally forgot. [00:08:54.160 -> 00:08:56.160]: What's your name on here? I'll do that now. [00:08:56.160 -> 00:08:58.160]: I hope you don't have to get a scan, dude. [00:08:58.160 -> 00:09:00.160]: My friend list right here. Friend request. [00:09:00.160 -> 00:09:03.160]: Okay. [00:09:03.160 -> 00:09:05.160]: Bro, it's hot in here too, yo. [00:09:05.160 -> 00:09:06.160]: Oh, fuck. [00:09:08.160 -> 00:09:11.160]: What? It's unavailable. [00:09:11.160 -> 00:09:13.160]: There we go. [00:09:13.160 -> 00:09:17.160]: Oh, we won't back that-- oh, yeah, I gotta play this one band. [00:09:17.160 -> 00:09:20.160]: What was-- oh, yeah, they used. They used-- yeah, that's right. [00:09:20.160 -> 00:09:23.160]: They used this fucking fire, I'm telling you. Anybody like the band they used here? [00:09:23.160 -> 00:09:26.160]: Anybody know the band they used? They're a good band. [00:09:26.160 -> 00:09:31.160]: Long time ago, I did a few. I got you, Tom. Hold up. [00:09:31.160 -> 00:09:36.160]: Yeah, they're good. Hold up, guys. That's a great song. [00:09:36.160 -> 00:09:38.160]: Oh, hell, yeah, dude. Hell, yeah, hell, yeah, hell, yeah, hell, yeah. [00:09:38.160 -> 00:09:41.160]: Absolutely, Tom, please. That would be great. [00:09:41.160 -> 00:09:46.160]: That would be fucking awesome. [00:09:46.160 -> 00:09:50.160]: I just-- I seen them in live-- did you really? Oh, fuck, yeah. [00:09:50.160 -> 00:09:53.160]: I was actually supposed to go see them, like, two or three years ago. [00:09:53.160 -> 00:09:57.160]: And my buddy, like, straight went up-- went without me because he didn't want to come and, like, speak. [00:09:57.160 -> 00:10:03.160]: He kind of fucking-- I just wanted to see the band. [00:10:04.160 -> 00:10:06.160]: Oh, yeah, it's right here, actually. [00:10:06.160 -> 00:10:15.160]: Yeah, I love them. Really, they're from Virginia Beach, where I'm from. [00:10:15.160 -> 00:10:18.160]: They're from Virginia Beach. I love that band, man. Crazy, man. They're awesome. [00:10:18.160 -> 00:10:20.160]: I'm pretty good, guys. [00:10:20.160 -> 00:10:25.160]: I think we're gonna have to get on shuffle for a moment. [00:10:25.160 -> 00:10:27.160]: What's that? [00:10:28.160 -> 00:10:32.160]: I think we're gonna have to get on shuffle for a moment. [00:10:32.160 -> 00:10:36.160]: lasagna? Fuck, yeah, I can fuck some lasagna. Oh, dog, hell, yeah. [00:10:36.160 -> 00:10:39.160]: Hell, yeah. [00:10:39.160 -> 00:10:46.160]: Hell, yeah, dude. [00:10:46.160 -> 00:10:50.160]: Well, I don't know where the rest of my fucking bug went, dude, I'll be honest. [00:10:50.160 -> 00:10:53.160]: I bet there's a big old nug on the floor, I guarantee. [00:10:53.160 -> 00:10:58.160]: [Music] [00:10:58.160 -> 00:11:00.160]: Let's get some mob kills real quick. [00:11:00.160 -> 00:11:02.160]: Yep, that's-- they're from Virginia Beach, yep. [00:11:02.160 -> 00:11:05.160]: They're from, like-- well, like, three hours from where I'm at now, but-- [00:11:05.160 -> 00:11:07.160]: it used to be, like, an hour from where I used to live. [00:11:07.160 -> 00:11:17.160]: Oh, I'm so rusty right now, dude. [00:11:17.160 -> 00:11:19.160]: I'm so fucking rusty. [00:11:21.160 -> 00:11:23.160]: Thanks, dude. [00:11:23.160 -> 00:11:48.160]: [Music] [00:11:48.160 -> 00:11:51.160]: Oh, I flicked the shit out of his ball sack! [00:11:51.160 -> 00:11:53.160]: Nut tap, buddy. [00:11:53.160 -> 00:11:55.160]: Are these bots? That's a bot, dude. [00:11:55.160 -> 00:11:57.160]: There's no way a player's that bad. [00:11:57.160 -> 00:12:02.160]: Oh, someone behind me. [00:12:02.160 -> 00:12:07.160]: No, they do, dude. [00:12:07.160 -> 00:12:09.160]: Wow, it's every-- every single person's a bot, dude. [00:12:09.160 -> 00:12:11.160]: What the hell? [00:12:11.160 -> 00:12:12.160]: I think it's just a fun little warm-up. [00:12:12.160 -> 00:12:14.160]: No wonder I'm doing so good. [00:12:14.160 -> 00:12:28.160]: [Music] [00:12:28.160 -> 00:12:30.160]: Oh! [00:12:30.160 -> 00:12:32.160]: Oh, a fucking baccalaure. [00:12:32.160 -> 00:12:47.160]: [Music] [00:12:47.160 -> 00:12:49.160]: Oh, that's a real player, I think. [00:12:49.160 -> 00:12:56.160]: [Music] [00:12:56.160 -> 00:12:58.160]: Bitch, sit the fuck down. [00:12:58.160 -> 00:13:01.160]: If that was a real player, that would've been dirty, bro. [00:13:01.160 -> 00:13:03.160]: Oh, fuck, I was reloading. [00:13:03.160 -> 00:13:06.160]: Yeah, I turned on that motherfucker quick. [00:13:06.160 -> 00:13:10.160]: [Music] [00:13:10.160 -> 00:13:12.160]: Got him. [00:13:12.160 -> 00:13:14.160]: Got him. [00:13:14.160 -> 00:13:15.160]: Got him, got him. [00:13:15.160 -> 00:13:17.160]: Hey, not the one in the chat. [00:13:17.160 -> 00:13:19.160]: I'm gonna see his go, dog. [00:13:19.160 -> 00:13:23.160]: [Music] [00:13:23.160 -> 00:13:25.160]: Oh, god damn, he got my ass. [00:13:25.160 -> 00:13:33.160]: [Music] [00:13:33.160 -> 00:13:35.160]: Oh, I almost turned on that pussy. [00:13:35.160 -> 00:13:43.160]: [Music] [00:13:43.160 -> 00:13:46.160]: I just want to-- thank you very much, Regent. [00:13:46.160 -> 00:13:48.160]: Whatever it is. [00:13:48.160 -> 00:13:52.160]: [Music] [00:13:52.160 -> 00:13:54.160]: I'm not the answer for the fuck-- [00:13:54.160 -> 00:13:58.160]: [Music] [00:13:58.160 -> 00:14:00.160]: Oh, you a fucking cocksucker. [00:14:00.160 -> 00:14:03.160]: [Music] [00:14:03.160 -> 00:14:04.160]: Yeah, I like this off-skin. [00:14:04.160 -> 00:14:05.160]: Thank you, brother. [00:14:05.160 -> 00:14:07.160]: Not bad, right? [00:14:07.160 -> 00:14:10.160]: [Music] [00:14:10.160 -> 00:14:12.160]: Oh, I fucking miss that motherfucker. [00:14:12.160 -> 00:14:14.160]: It's all bots, dude. [00:14:14.160 -> 00:14:43.160]: [Music] [00:14:43.160 -> 00:14:45.160]: But I'm not the answer-- [00:14:45.160 -> 00:14:54.160]: [Music] [00:14:54.160 -> 00:14:56.160]: I'm tripping? [00:14:56.160 -> 00:14:57.160]: What is it? [00:14:57.160 -> 00:14:59.160]: Hang on, I did, yeah. [00:14:59.160 -> 00:15:00.160]: I lost it all, though. [00:15:00.160 -> 00:15:05.160]: [Music] [00:15:05.160 -> 00:15:07.160]: Ten miles, no way. [00:15:07.160 -> 00:15:09.160]: Ow. [00:15:09.160 -> 00:15:13.160]: Who's left? [00:15:13.160 -> 00:15:15.160]: Aw, fuck you. [00:15:15.160 -> 00:15:21.160]: [Music] [00:15:21.160 -> 00:15:23.160]: Aw, fuck. [00:15:23.160 -> 00:15:31.160]: [Music] [00:15:31.160 -> 00:15:33.160]: Aw, come on, dude. [00:15:33.160 -> 00:15:39.160]: [Music] [00:15:39.160 -> 00:15:41.160]: I can't miss this-- I can't hit a shot right now. [00:15:41.160 -> 00:15:43.160]: Hit a shot. [00:15:43.160 -> 00:15:56.160]: [Music] [00:15:56.160 -> 00:15:58.160]: Aw, fuck. [00:15:58.160 -> 00:16:00.160]: Yeah, you're going good, man. [00:16:00.160 -> 00:16:03.160]: Save you, brother. [00:16:03.160 -> 00:16:17.160]: [Music] [00:16:17.160 -> 00:16:19.160]: That game on snail racing, not gonna lie. [00:16:19.160 -> 00:16:21.160]: Snail racing? [00:16:21.160 -> 00:16:23.160]: Look at that. [00:16:23.160 -> 00:16:29.160]: [Music] [00:16:29.160 -> 00:16:31.160]: We got some real players in this bitch now. [00:16:31.160 -> 00:16:58.160]: [Music] [00:16:58.160 -> 00:17:01.160]: Lateral. [00:17:01.160 -> 00:17:03.160]: Aw, come on, bitch. [00:17:03.160 -> 00:17:32.160]: [Music] [00:17:32.160 -> 00:17:43.160]: [Music] [00:17:43.160 -> 00:17:45.160]: Aw, fuck you. [00:17:45.160 -> 00:18:05.160]: [Music] [00:18:05.160 -> 00:18:06.160]: Aw, fuck it. [00:18:06.160 -> 00:18:09.160]: We're just about to zoom in there. [00:18:09.160 -> 00:18:11.160]: I'm not hitting P right now. [00:18:11.160 -> 00:18:33.160]: [Music] [00:18:33.160 -> 00:18:35.160]: Oh, I got reloaded. Fuck. [00:18:35.160 -> 00:18:37.160]: Oh, thank you, brother. [00:18:37.160 -> 00:18:54.160]: [Music] [00:18:54.160 -> 00:18:58.160]: No, don't do it. Good. [00:18:58.160 -> 00:19:03.160]: Oh, they came up behind me, brother. Damn. [00:19:03.160 -> 00:19:08.160]: [Music] [00:19:08.160 -> 00:19:12.160]: Aw, I stay up all night every night, dude, myself. [00:19:12.160 -> 00:19:15.160]: Fuck. [00:19:15.160 -> 00:19:18.160]: Gonna shoot these bongs. [00:19:18.160 -> 00:19:26.160]: [Music] [00:19:26.160 -> 00:19:28.160]: Three of those fuckers. [00:19:28.160 -> 00:19:30.160]: That was kinda clean. [00:19:30.160 -> 00:19:32.160]: [Music] [00:19:32.160 -> 00:19:34.160]: You seen that, dude? You like that? [00:19:34.160 -> 00:19:38.160]: [Music] [00:19:38.160 -> 00:19:40.160]: Bitch. [00:19:40.160 -> 00:19:59.160]: [Music] [00:19:59.160 -> 00:20:01.160]: Aw, got me to my different angle. [00:20:01.160 -> 00:20:05.160]: [Music] [00:20:05.160 -> 00:20:08.160]: Aw, fuck him from behind. [00:20:08.160 -> 00:20:11.160]: Be flicky with it. [00:20:11.160 -> 00:20:14.160]: Aw, what am I doing? [00:20:14.160 -> 00:20:17.160]: What? What the fuck? [00:20:17.160 -> 00:20:20.160]: [Music] [00:20:20.160 -> 00:20:23.160]: Oh my god, it's always from behind, bro. [00:20:23.160 -> 00:20:31.160]: [Music] [00:20:31.160 -> 00:20:34.160]: Aw. [00:20:34.160 -> 00:20:37.160]: Aw, from behind, of course. [00:20:37.160 -> 00:20:39.160]: Why would you ask me that? [00:20:39.160 -> 00:20:41.160]: As much as I should. [00:20:41.160 -> 00:20:44.160]: For how extremely good-looking and handsome I am. [00:20:44.160 -> 00:20:47.160]: I'm just kidding, bro. Why? [00:20:47.160 -> 00:20:55.160]: [Music] [00:20:55.160 -> 00:20:58.160]: Bro, I can't hit a fucking shot right now. [00:20:58.160 -> 00:21:01.160]: Come on. [00:21:01.160 -> 00:21:04.160]: I'm behind every time. [00:21:04.160 -> 00:21:06.160]: I mean, I've never talked to him in my life. [00:21:06.160 -> 00:21:08.160]: It's weird to remember to ask that. [00:21:08.160 -> 00:21:10.160]: It's the first comment in my stream. [00:21:10.160 -> 00:21:12.160]: It's fine. No, I'll go fuck. [00:21:12.160 -> 00:21:20.160]: [Music] [00:21:20.160 -> 00:21:22.160]: Who? Oh yeah, she came over, yeah. [00:21:22.160 -> 00:21:24.160]: We hang out like once a week, usually. [00:21:24.160 -> 00:21:26.160]: All right, I fucking won that bitch. [00:21:26.160 -> 00:21:29.160]: First place with a bunch of bots. [00:21:29.160 -> 00:21:31.160]: What? [00:21:31.160 -> 00:21:34.160]: The damage. All right, let's go. [00:21:34.160 -> 00:21:36.160]: We're gonna get on, um, take some bong hats, [00:21:36.160 -> 00:21:38.160]: get on fucking Shuffle, dude. [00:21:38.160 -> 00:21:40.160]: Get some Lula. [00:21:40.160 -> 00:21:42.160]: And hopefully... [00:21:42.160 -> 00:21:44.160]: We're getting somebody there, I figured out that. [00:21:44.160 -> 00:21:46.160]: Oh. [00:21:46.160 -> 00:21:48.160]: There you go. [00:21:48.160 -> 00:21:50.160]: Probably as easy as you need, I guess. [00:21:50.160 -> 00:21:53.160]: All right. [00:21:53.160 -> 00:21:55.160]: False, man. What up, Ian? [00:21:55.160 -> 00:21:56.160]: Where's the "I am" something? [00:21:56.160 -> 00:21:59.160]: Ian's something. [00:21:59.160 -> 00:22:01.160]: I gotta reset my stream and I'll take 30 seconds. [00:22:01.160 -> 00:22:02.160]: I'll be right back. [00:22:02.160 -> 00:22:03.160]: I'll be right back online. [00:22:03.160 -> 00:22:05.160]: you