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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:12.240]:  [music]
[00:00:12.240 -> 00:00:14.800]:  Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't do that.
[00:00:14.800 -> 00:00:25.000]:  Oh yeah. Come on. Come on, man.
[00:00:25.000 -> 00:00:31.560]:  [music]
[00:00:31.560 -> 00:00:35.080]:  Come on, man. So fucking corny.
[00:00:35.080 -> 00:00:37.960]:  Wow, dude. That shit's already gone.
[00:00:37.960 -> 00:00:42.040]:  What a fucking joke, dude. Wow. Oh wow, the saloon did come through.
[00:00:42.040 -> 00:00:45.800]:  Damn right. Thank you, brother. We're gonna flip this saloon into something big.
[00:00:45.800 -> 00:00:49.960]:  Oh my god. Bro.
[00:00:51.960 -> 00:00:59.720]:  Are you-- oh my god. What the fuck, dude? This is so great.
[00:00:59.720 -> 00:01:03.160]:  What the fuck is that? I've already lost 50 dollars since I've been live, dude.
[00:01:03.160 -> 00:01:06.280]:  I lost it all. These guys fucking hate me, dude.
[00:01:06.280 -> 00:01:09.160]:  Everyone hates me in this world, but everybody hates me, dude.
[00:01:09.160 -> 00:01:19.720]:  What do you really mean? All right. Dude, that'd be fucking amazing, dude.
[00:01:19.720 -> 00:01:22.520]:  It is so sad, dude. They fucking just blatantly make me lose, though.
[00:01:22.520 -> 00:01:24.600]:  It's just fucking like, "What the fuck is--"
[00:01:24.600 -> 00:01:28.280]:  Did you see them for a mind sesh? Did you just see that dice sesh?
[00:01:28.280 -> 00:01:31.640]:  What the fuck is that, dude? I got you, brody.
[00:01:31.640 -> 00:01:35.480]:  Man, you're a beast, man. Thank you very much, man. I'm down bad as fuck, dude.
[00:01:35.480 -> 00:01:41.560]:  There's my saloon right there. Man, you're a beast. Thank you, bro.
[00:01:41.560 -> 00:01:43.160]:  I was gonna 20 on PayPal. I forgot about that.
[00:01:46.680 -> 00:01:50.920]:  Wow. I just want to come up. Is that too much to ask for? I guess so.
[00:01:50.920 -> 00:02:08.760]:  Look at them minds with some bullshit on four minds. What the fuck was that, dude?
[00:02:08.760 -> 00:02:13.480]:  I got a few decent hits, but they're all on steps, too.
[00:02:13.480 -> 00:02:18.920]:  You're a good joker, yeah. You think you're so funny, don't you?
[00:02:18.920 -> 00:02:23.960]:  Also, I might not like seeing as many as those are now.
[00:02:23.960 -> 00:02:27.560]:  Damn, dude. You'll get better, man.
[00:02:27.560 -> 00:02:32.440]:  Kino's been terrible, too. I lost like seven in a row earlier. I lost it all.
[00:02:32.440 -> 00:02:37.960]:  I mean, whatever I put in there. Oh, yeah.
[00:02:42.600 -> 00:02:44.840]:  Man, this is faster. That's all. It is slower.
[00:02:44.840 -> 00:02:50.440]:  Yeah, don't fucking tell me to bring that up, dude. Fuck you. You'll get banned.
[00:02:50.440 -> 00:02:57.480]:  All right, thank you very much, dude. Yeah, it's fun, Horkin. You like it on a
[00:02:57.480 -> 00:03:12.600]:  shovel, you do? You pay that shovel? Yes, we're getting an option. I really need to win right here.
[00:03:12.600 -> 00:03:17.960]:  I need to win. Yeah, I got a new mic, yeah.
[00:03:22.120 -> 00:03:27.480]:  Uh, yeah, you can. Someone should give Midas a sub, man. I don't have 1k. What makes you think
[00:03:27.480 -> 00:03:32.920]:  I have 1k? Hold on real quick. Nobody type real quick. What in the fuck makes you think
[00:03:32.920 -> 00:03:38.040]:  I still have 1k? I would love to hear your answer to that. Let's hear it. We're all listening.
[00:03:38.040 -> 00:03:43.240]:  We're all watching. What makes you think I have 1k? Are you just trying to make me feel like shit?
[00:03:43.960 -> 00:03:52.840]:  So I lost it. All right, we're in there. Come on, guys. Not Planko. Back to dice. Come on, baby, please.
[00:03:52.840 -> 00:03:55.080]:  Come on, man. Dude, come on.
[00:03:55.080 -> 00:04:01.880]:  There we go, guys. There we go. Ooh, that was a nice little streak.
[00:04:06.440 -> 00:04:14.920]:  Ooh. Oh, shit. Yeah.
[00:04:14.920 -> 00:04:18.920]:  No, what the fuck?
[00:04:26.040 -> 00:04:35.560]:  Ooh. Ooh. Yeah.
[00:04:35.560 -> 00:04:44.760]:  Come on, man. Come on. Dude, come on.
[00:04:44.760 -> 00:04:52.680]:  No, I lost it all. It's all gone. I lost a $30 one. Wow.
[00:04:54.920 -> 00:04:58.600]:  Haha. That's such a fucking corny joke. Man, that shit's a robbery, dude.
[00:04:58.600 -> 00:05:04.040]:  Man, fuck my life, dude. I swear to God, I fucking... This is not what I want to be doing, man.
[00:05:04.040 -> 00:05:10.440]:  Fucking lost it all, dude. It just takes it every fucking time, dude.
[00:05:11.000 -> 00:05:27.160]:  I'm gonna ask my hostess for a loss back.
[00:05:28.120 -> 00:05:48.200]:  There's not Iggy Pop. There's not. It's all the same. It's all fucking gambling.
[00:05:48.200 -> 00:05:53.480]:  Let's see how much money you have. I fucking hate people, dude. I'm gonna put it on sub-only mode.
[00:05:53.480 -> 00:05:56.200]:  Sorry, guys. Sub up this fucking talk. Shut the fuck up otherwise.
[00:05:57.080 -> 00:06:06.040]:  Oh, River? Hold on. River, you want to, um, my big Bitcoin? All right, hold on.
[00:06:06.040 -> 00:06:13.400]:  That's what he said he was doing, bro. This is my Bitcoin.
[00:06:13.400 -> 00:06:21.560]:  Chemtrail's a fucking retard. Get the fuck out of here.
[00:06:21.560 -> 00:06:24.120]:  I think he's got the pro fucking gambling strat. People are so cringe.
[00:06:24.360 -> 00:06:28.520]:  It's not even just him, Texas. That's a lot of y'all.
[00:06:28.520 -> 00:06:33.560]:  What was my dick? Okay, hell yeah, Mike. That'd be awesome. Thank you.
[00:06:33.560 -> 00:06:37.640]:  Yeah, I take crypto, yeah. I mean, I take PayPal, yes.
[00:06:37.640 -> 00:06:43.080]:  Yes, I take crypto. So cringe-neek-o. Everyone's at the master gambling strat.
[00:06:43.080 -> 00:06:48.520]:  Just because I lost doesn't mean it was a bad strat. So funny, bro. Fucking weirdos.
[00:06:50.200 -> 00:06:55.080]:  No, I have mods that have Cash App. Here, I tip Solona. Do you have my thing?
[00:06:55.080 -> 00:07:00.280]:  It's the boss man, Jack. I already banned that guy.
[00:07:00.280 -> 00:07:11.640]:  Yeah, fuck him, dude. All right, River. Okay, sure.
[00:07:11.640 -> 00:07:41.400]:  You gonna add some PayPal or what? You need my PayPal email?
[00:07:41.400 -> 00:07:49.720]:  Hey, there you go. Prime patch. There it is. AustinTwitch95@lwood.com.
[00:07:49.720 -> 00:07:52.440]:  No, I don't have any skins.
[00:07:52.440 -> 00:07:58.440]:  Hey, C.W. Beaver Prime. Alright, hell yeah.
[00:07:58.440 -> 00:08:05.000]:  Dude, he's fucking weird. I'm gonna ban him right now. Joker, I'm gonna need
[00:08:05.000 -> 00:08:09.640]:  something for unban, dude. I don't know what, but we gotta go, man. He's gotta go. He's weird.
[00:08:09.640 -> 00:08:13.720]:  He says that every time. He's never helped me once either. Joker, have you ever helped
[00:08:13.720 -> 00:08:17.720]:  me one time before I ban you? I just want to know your answer. Have you ever helped?
[00:08:17.720 -> 00:08:20.680]:  Cool with the three-pack. Thank you very much, bro. Let's fucking go.
[00:08:20.680 -> 00:08:26.920]:  Yeah, I can, Ed. I know, CEO. I agree.
[00:08:26.920 -> 00:08:34.200]:  Yeah. Think about three-pack. Fucking legend.
[00:08:34.200 -> 00:08:37.480]:  We're an adult. We're another day.
[00:08:37.480 -> 00:08:58.760]:  What up, videos? Yeah, totally. Have you? When? Bullshit. You're lying.
[00:08:59.480 -> 00:09:11.320]:  See you, Joker.
[00:09:11.320 -> 00:09:22.280]:  Really? No way, Midas. Oh, wow. How much was it? What the fuck?
[00:09:22.280 -> 00:09:26.760]:  Wherever you go, who knows, man? Sinatraal, probably.
[00:09:27.560 -> 00:09:31.160]:  Oh, financial outbreak. I'm free, but I ain't out yet.
[00:09:31.160 -> 00:09:33.880]:  100 bucks, damn. Columbia.
[00:09:33.880 -> 00:09:39.720]:  What do you mean, Terry? Have you lost it?
[00:09:39.720 -> 00:09:46.200]:  He ain't gonna juice. He's just a fucking... See, he's gotta buy it or something. I mean,
[00:09:46.200 -> 00:09:50.520]:  he could be legit, but who knows? I don't know what people get out of trolling me like that, though.
[00:09:50.520 -> 00:10:03.960]:  Are you in Columbia?
[00:10:03.960 -> 00:10:19.960]:  Yeah, big group of the gifted. Thank you very much, my boy. High train has been conducted.
[00:10:19.960 -> 00:10:20.920]:  I mean, it's incoming.
[00:10:20.920 -> 00:10:24.920]:  Thank you for the sub, my boy.
[00:10:24.920 -> 00:10:42.920]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gonna copy him or... Here's my SOL.
[00:10:42.920 -> 00:10:47.480]:  Thank you, bro. You're a beast. Here's my ETH.
[00:10:47.480 -> 00:10:52.680]:  Whoa, a three-pack from Koopa. Thank you very much. So, that first one is my SOL, my Solana,
[00:10:52.680 -> 00:10:56.120]:  and here's my ETH right here. Damn, you got a three-pack, my boy.
[00:10:56.120 -> 00:11:02.120]:  Thank you, bro. I think we just hit 800, I think. Oh, what?
[00:11:02.120 -> 00:11:08.200]:  805. Why is my hand not being slow, bro?
[00:11:08.200 -> 00:11:15.560]:  What the fuck's going on? Okay, there we go. 805 subs, let's go.
[00:11:16.680 -> 00:11:19.720]:  Thank you very much, guys. We're getting closer to 1000, man. This is my goal.
[00:11:19.720 -> 00:11:21.880]:  Eventually.
[00:11:21.880 -> 00:11:29.000]:  That was Khalif.
[00:11:29.000 -> 00:11:36.680]:  Fuck steak, fuck cake.
[00:11:46.120 -> 00:11:47.720]:  Hello, guys. We're 10% away.
[00:11:47.720 -> 00:11:52.600]:  3,300. Yeah, I got a new keyboard, yeah.
[00:11:52.600 -> 00:11:56.280]:  Oh, hell yeah. 25 piece? Fuck yeah, dude. Thank you.
[00:11:56.280 -> 00:12:02.920]:  Dude, DICE is gonna fucking hit. I know it is. I know it's going to this time. It's going to.
[00:12:02.920 -> 00:12:06.120]:  We got our first... Get ready with the soda.
[00:12:06.120 -> 00:12:10.680]:  Clench your thirst.
[00:12:12.600 -> 00:12:16.600]:  What you spending earlier cash out on, boss? I put it back in, dude, you fucking dumb fuck.
[00:12:16.600 -> 00:12:20.440]:  What makes you think I spent it? I put it all back in. Does that make you happy?
[00:12:20.440 -> 00:12:23.080]:  For asking such a dumb question? Thanks for the sub, bro.
[00:12:23.080 -> 00:12:27.560]:  It's called a birch beard. It's like a root beer, but it comes from birch trees.
[00:12:27.560 -> 00:12:30.680]:  Yo, yo, go, Roz. What up, bro?
[00:12:30.680 -> 00:12:36.920]:  I've never asked why I don't drink anymore. I just couldn't handle it very well.
[00:12:36.920 -> 00:12:42.520]:  I got Logitech Pro X60.
[00:12:42.520 -> 00:12:47.240]:  Okay, money's in. All right, guys. Please, man. Please, guys, wish me luck.
[00:12:47.240 -> 00:12:51.320]:  I'm gonna do a small one to start. Damn, it always starts with a lost man. Okay, there we go.
[00:12:51.320 -> 00:13:01.580]:  No.
[00:13:06.200 -> 00:13:10.680]:  Yeah, 40, come on. Oh, you can't see it? Oh, shit, hold on. All right, 40. Sorry.
[00:13:10.680 -> 00:13:17.880]:  No. No, down to 20.
[00:13:17.880 -> 00:13:26.600]:  Holy crap, 70 bucks. 80 bucks.
[00:13:26.600 -> 00:13:30.680]:  No, down to 40.
[00:13:34.600 -> 00:13:38.440]:  Oh, $40 loss. Oh, my fucking God. I'm such an idiot.
[00:13:38.440 -> 00:13:43.800]:  Man, fuck my life. Of course, now it wants to streak. Oh, wow, it's streaking hard.
[00:13:43.800 -> 00:13:48.440]:  Can you fucking go green?
[00:13:48.440 -> 00:13:59.480]:  Oh, my God. Oh, it's- this shit's a- this shit's not even right, dude. It doesn't make no sense,
[00:13:59.480 -> 00:14:01.400]:  dude. Man, fuck you.
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