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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:04.880]:  (music)
[00:00:04.880 -> 00:00:08.080]:  Here you go bro. Yo, you're a beast bro.
[00:00:08.080 -> 00:00:12.280]:  Where's that guy at? This is so gifted, man.
[00:00:12.280 -> 00:00:17.280]:  Subgifter.
[00:00:17.280 -> 00:00:23.080]:  I don't know what to do with this. I hope so, man. Is that even him? I'm fucking out there.
[00:00:23.080 -> 00:00:27.400]:  What's up, turd? I just got fucking...
[00:00:27.400 -> 00:00:34.160]:  This is expected on mine, bro. I really like it. I just keep doing fucking things and everything, bro.
[00:00:34.160 -> 00:00:37.800]:  Oh, well. Very good, man.
[00:00:37.800 -> 00:00:41.600]:  Well, dude. Sam, alright. Thank you very much, Gort. You a fucking beast.
[00:00:41.600 -> 00:00:48.360]:  Cool Hand LMC97 with the tier one. Thank you very much.
[00:00:48.360 -> 00:00:53.360]:  Hello, dude. How you doing?
[00:00:53.360 -> 00:01:01.360]:  (music)
[00:01:01.360 -> 00:01:05.400]:  It's a Crypt, I'll see you. Yeah, we got a weekly piece of EJM.
[00:01:05.400 -> 00:01:10.400]:  We got a weekly piece of EJM. I got a really fat weekly early this morning.
[00:01:10.400 -> 00:01:14.400]:  I got a $2,800 weekly, bro. Can you believe that?
[00:01:14.400 -> 00:01:19.400]:  I could gamble a lot this week, though, to say the least, but still.
[00:01:19.400 -> 00:01:23.400]:  Hey, he did send a hundred dollars. Wow, thank you very much, Gort. You a fucking beast, bro.
[00:01:23.400 -> 00:01:28.400]:  I didn't know if it was really you or not. That's all. That's the only reason I said that.
[00:01:28.400 -> 00:01:32.400]:  That's what I'm sweeping into. Really? Damn, dude. That's the fucking worst.
[00:01:32.400 -> 00:01:35.400]:  It is, alright. Good to see you, bro. You a beast, man. How you been?
[00:01:35.400 -> 00:01:38.400]:  How you been up to you, bro?
[00:01:38.400 -> 00:01:45.400]:  The Crypt. Is that another one I see? Which one is that one?
[00:01:45.400 -> 00:01:50.400]:  The Crypt, no limit.
[00:01:50.400 -> 00:01:55.400]:  Sorry, guys. I need a drink.
[00:01:55.400 -> 00:01:59.400]:  This is where I have one, dude. Let's see what it looks like.
[00:01:59.400 -> 00:02:03.400]:  Oh, I think I played this before, I think.
[00:02:03.400 -> 00:02:08.400]:  Oh, someone's in, like, a little painting or something.
[00:02:08.400 -> 00:02:12.400]:  Is this brand new? I think I played this before, I think, a little while ago.
[00:02:12.400 -> 00:02:16.400]:  Is it new or not? Yeah, it could make some coffee, yeah.
[00:02:16.400 -> 00:02:20.400]:  I'll come if it doesn't, I won't. I'll just paint you for life.
[00:02:20.400 -> 00:02:25.400]:  No, I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Hello, everybody.
[00:02:25.400 -> 00:02:30.400]:  Dude, it looks like it's going to be a nice day today. I can't really tell, though.
[00:02:30.400 -> 00:02:33.400]:  It looks kind of cloudy, actually. Yeah, it's definitely cloudy. Never mind.
[00:02:33.400 -> 00:02:36.400]:  Cloudy. There you are, you're right. I should make a coffee.
[00:02:36.400 -> 00:02:42.400]:  This is a laser leap for it to get made. Isn't that terrible? How about some bone rips and some that I dug up under?
[00:02:42.400 -> 00:02:48.400]:  That works, too. It's got coffee in it, I think. Cheers, guys. I'm working the bone.
[00:02:48.400 -> 00:03:11.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:03:11.400 -> 00:03:14.400]:  God damn.
[00:03:14.400 -> 00:03:20.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:03:20.400 -> 00:03:25.400]:  Maybe because I lost, you fucking weirdo. Get your ass out of the chat, boy.
[00:03:25.400 -> 00:03:26.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:03:26.400 -> 00:03:31.400]:  I don't think so. Actually, I might, I don't know.
[00:03:31.400 -> 00:03:32.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:03:32.400 -> 00:03:36.400]:  They do. They do, bro.
[00:03:36.400 -> 00:03:39.400]:  Well, USD or USD? Yeah, they do.
[00:03:39.400 -> 00:03:43.400]:  You want to donate some? You don't have to, I'm getting a hundred bucks.
[00:03:43.400 -> 00:03:53.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:03:53.400 -> 00:03:56.400]:  You don't chill like me, no worries, bro. I do, yeah.
[00:03:56.400 -> 00:04:02.400]:  Very chill life. You have to sleep whenever I want to, work whenever I want to.
[00:04:02.400 -> 00:04:04.400]:  You know what I mean? Very chill.
[00:04:04.400 -> 00:04:06.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:04:06.400 -> 00:04:09.400]:  It gets a little lonely, but y'all definitely help.
[00:04:09.400 -> 00:04:14.400]:  You know? Oh, God damn, that bong's still making me cough.
[00:04:14.400 -> 00:04:17.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:04:17.400 -> 00:04:21.400]:  How much we talking? There you go, boss man. I'll post it twice.
[00:04:21.400 -> 00:04:23.400]:  Actually, you know you got the right one.
[00:04:23.400 -> 00:04:27.400]:  I love you, Jay. I'm only 29. I will in the next few years, but sure.
[00:04:27.400 -> 00:04:29.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:04:29.400 -> 00:04:32.400]:  I'm on as Yahoo. Oh, I like it.
[00:04:32.400 -> 00:04:38.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:04:38.400 -> 00:04:41.400]:  King with head crown. Yes, sir.
[00:04:41.400 -> 00:04:45.400]:  Oh, my God, I hope I didn't break my headphones. Oh, my God, guys.
[00:04:45.400 -> 00:04:48.400]:  Oh, my God. They look good.
[00:04:48.400 -> 00:04:53.400]:  I threw them on the ground, dude. I should not do that.
[00:04:53.400 -> 00:04:57.400]:  Not with $400 fucking headphones, dude. Come on, man.
[00:04:57.400 -> 00:05:00.400]:  Get your fucking shit together all the time.
[00:05:00.400 -> 00:05:03.400]:  Nice, bad player. What'd you go with that on?
[00:05:03.400 -> 00:05:07.400]:  Are you winning, son? Well, about to find out.
[00:05:07.400 -> 00:05:15.400]:  Oh, they didn't work. They do work. They work fine.
[00:05:15.400 -> 00:05:17.400]:  Thank God they do.
[00:05:17.400 -> 00:05:19.400]:  [COUGHING]
[00:05:19.400 -> 00:05:21.400]:  We got to get the real one, though. Yeah, this one.
[00:05:21.400 -> 00:05:24.400]:  Not the music video. Just the audio.
[00:05:24.400 -> 00:05:27.400]:  Bro, there's another one I really like by them.
[00:05:27.400 -> 00:05:30.400]:  "Oh, Jerusalem fires fuck. Sunshine's also very good, bro."
[00:05:30.400 -> 00:05:33.400]:  Might as well have some good songs, actually, bro.
[00:05:33.400 -> 00:05:40.400]:  Likely nothing yet.
[00:05:40.400 -> 00:05:43.400]:  How about the SEC, if I--it depends if you sing it now or not.
[00:05:43.400 -> 00:05:47.400]:  You got a--I'm buying a car--
[00:05:47.400 -> 00:05:50.400]:  Boston--ah, I wish I did. It's okay.
[00:05:50.400 -> 00:05:54.400]:  Did Boston defeat him?
[00:05:54.400 -> 00:05:56.400]:  Um, sure, yeah.
[00:05:56.400 -> 00:05:59.400]:  I hit him with a dragon dagger's speck to the face.
[00:05:59.400 -> 00:06:01.400]:  Extra poison on that bitch.
[00:06:01.400 -> 00:06:05.400]:  You play some big bass? Um, uh, maybe.
[00:06:05.400 -> 00:06:08.400]:  Probably not today. We'll see, though, maybe.
[00:06:08.400 -> 00:06:14.400]:  I listen to that song sometimes, yeah, with, um, who else is in that song?
[00:06:14.400 -> 00:06:16.400]:  Dr. Dre? No, hell no.
[00:06:16.400 -> 00:06:19.400]:  What the fuck is--I don't fucking know who he's in, that shit.
[00:06:19.400 -> 00:06:21.400]:  What's up with the country ball, man?
[00:06:21.400 -> 00:06:23.400]:  Oh, it's, uh, 6.60 a.m.
[00:06:23.400 -> 00:06:26.400]:  Dre is in, yeah, okay, yeah. Dre is in, that's right, okay, yeah.
[00:06:26.400 -> 00:06:28.400]:  That's right, okay, yeah.
[00:06:28.400 -> 00:06:32.400]:  $21,000 is an option for sure. I lost a lot on that yesterday.
[00:06:32.400 -> 00:06:45.400]:  Probably that's not catchy.
[00:06:45.400 -> 00:06:49.400]:  Nice chill song.
[00:06:49.400 -> 00:06:54.400]:  [singing]
[00:06:54.400 -> 00:06:56.400]:  Oh, yeah, I don't--yeah, I know that song, yeah.
[00:06:56.400 -> 00:07:04.400]:  Eat back again, bro. No!
[00:07:04.400 -> 00:07:07.400]:  You are seeing things. I'm not alive at all.
[00:07:07.400 -> 00:07:09.400]:  What are you talking about?
[00:07:09.400 -> 00:07:11.400]:  This is a playback.
[00:07:11.400 -> 00:07:14.400]:  Just kidding.
[00:07:14.400 -> 00:07:16.400]:  A rerun, yeah, a rerun.
[00:07:16.400 -> 00:07:18.400]:  Yup.
[00:07:18.400 -> 00:07:20.400]:  I would never do that. That's corny.
[00:07:20.400 -> 00:07:23.400]:  Let's see, like, re-uploading your vlogs to YouTubers, like, let's do it right.
[00:07:23.400 -> 00:07:25.400]:  Which I don't do, I should do.
[00:07:25.400 -> 00:07:28.400]:  I could make a bag off YouTube if I put the work in.
[00:07:28.400 -> 00:07:30.400]:  Don't tell me I couldn't.
[00:07:30.400 -> 00:07:35.400]:  My YouTube channel's a fail, bro.
[00:07:35.400 -> 00:07:45.400]:  [singing]
[00:07:46.400 -> 00:07:50.400]:  [singing]
[00:07:50.400 -> 00:07:52.400]:  Oh, $75, dude? What the fuck, bro?
[00:07:52.400 -> 00:07:54.400]:  Thank you very much, dude.
[00:07:54.400 -> 00:07:56.400]:  Thank you so much, man. That's huge.
[00:07:56.400 -> 00:07:58.400]:  And Kourt threw me $100, bro.
[00:07:58.400 -> 00:08:00.400]:  You guys are awesome, man. Thank you.
[00:08:00.400 -> 00:08:04.400]:  I'm gonna go to Krip for a little bit.
[00:08:04.400 -> 00:08:06.400]:  Krip against Kourt, bro.
[00:08:06.400 -> 00:08:08.400]:  They'll take their mansion, yes, sir.
[00:08:08.400 -> 00:08:11.400]:  Well, they have this many--dude, they have this many of them, huh?
[00:08:11.400 -> 00:08:13.400]:  Jeez.
[00:08:15.400 -> 00:08:18.400]:  What kind of spins they got here? They got these right here.
[00:08:18.400 -> 00:08:20.400]:  Three times the cost. These are to get in the bed, right?
[00:08:20.400 -> 00:08:22.400]:  Do they seat here?
[00:08:22.400 -> 00:08:27.400]:  You gotta do at least the husband here of these.
[00:08:27.400 -> 00:08:30.400]:  Here we go. Come on.
[00:08:30.400 -> 00:08:32.400]:  What, do you need the purple things? Oh, my God, dude.
[00:08:32.400 -> 00:08:34.400]:  Are we in? Oh, my God.
[00:08:34.400 -> 00:08:36.400]:  Oh, my God, are we in?
[00:08:36.400 -> 00:08:37.400]:  Bro, first spin!
[00:08:37.400 -> 00:08:39.400]:  Dude, I fucking love you, bro.
[00:08:39.400 -> 00:08:41.400]:  I fucking love you, bro.
[00:08:41.400 -> 00:08:42.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:08:42.400 -> 00:08:44.400]:  What the fuck, bro?
[00:08:44.400 -> 00:08:46.400]:  Bro, what? First spin!
[00:08:46.400 -> 00:08:48.400]:  Okay, I'll calm down. Sorry.
[00:08:48.400 -> 00:08:51.400]:  I find that so awesome when it happens.
[00:08:51.400 -> 00:08:56.400]:  Now, how does this work?
[00:08:56.400 -> 00:08:58.400]:  I see this is working this way up a little bit.
[00:08:58.400 -> 00:08:59.400]:  The greens gotta get done, okay.
[00:08:59.400 -> 00:09:01.400]:  Is this combo gonna do that or what?
[00:09:01.400 -> 00:09:02.400]:  It's not looking very good.
[00:09:02.400 -> 00:09:04.400]:  But it could happen. It could happen. Come on.
[00:09:04.400 -> 00:09:06.400]:  Get to the next one, see whatever it does.
[00:09:06.400 -> 00:09:07.400]:  Is it more spins?
[00:09:07.400 -> 00:09:10.400]:  Oh, it opens. I hope it has more spins.
[00:09:10.400 -> 00:09:11.400]:  There we go.
[00:09:11.400 -> 00:09:14.400]:  Is it more spins? Yeah, plus two spins, okay.
[00:09:14.400 -> 00:09:16.400]:  Okay.
[00:09:16.400 -> 00:09:18.400]:  Oh, we got double, dude.
[00:09:18.400 -> 00:09:20.400]:  Is that gonna pay or no? No.
[00:09:20.400 -> 00:09:22.400]:  Be my golden.
[00:09:22.400 -> 00:09:24.400]:  It's not paying shit yet, guys. At all.
[00:09:24.400 -> 00:09:26.400]:  There's seven dollars.
[00:09:26.400 -> 00:09:28.400]:  There's a--oh, what's it doing over here?
[00:09:28.400 -> 00:09:30.400]:  We got an extra--oh, we got another multi thing.
[00:09:30.400 -> 00:09:32.400]:  Bro, is it hitting? I can't tell.
[00:09:32.400 -> 00:09:34.400]:  Oh, eleven dollars, okay. Oh, more spins.
[00:09:34.400 -> 00:09:36.400]:  More spins, guys. Let's go. Here we go.
[00:09:36.400 -> 00:09:37.400]:  Oh, my God, it's doing something.
[00:09:37.400 -> 00:09:39.400]:  It's doing something, guys.
[00:09:39.400 -> 00:09:42.400]:  Oh, fuck you. Why was that so dramatic for nine dollars?
[00:09:42.400 -> 00:09:44.400]:  Come on.
[00:09:44.400 -> 00:09:47.400]:  Come on, bitch. Oh, look at those multis and shit, dude.
[00:09:47.400 -> 00:09:50.400]:  Bro, what the fuck? This slot is crazy.
[00:09:50.400 -> 00:09:53.400]:  This looks so--it looks like you're getting paid bank,
[00:09:53.400 -> 00:09:55.400]:  but you're really not. That's what I don't like about it.
[00:09:55.400 -> 00:09:59.400]:  There's only two spins left, guys. Fuck.
[00:09:59.400 -> 00:10:02.400]:  Wait, that's my hint. No.
[00:10:02.400 -> 00:10:05.400]:  Fuck. Oh, we got more spins. That's good. That's good.
[00:10:05.400 -> 00:10:07.400]:  Oh, shit.
[00:10:07.400 -> 00:10:09.400]:  ♪ My life I've been waiting for ♪
[00:10:09.400 -> 00:10:11.400]:  ♪ I've been waiting for ♪
[00:10:11.400 -> 00:10:13.400]:  ♪ For the people to say ♪
[00:10:13.400 -> 00:10:15.400]:  Ten dollars. Thirteen dollars.
[00:10:15.400 -> 00:10:17.400]:  ♪ I've never done them all ♪
[00:10:17.400 -> 00:10:19.400]:  ♪ I've never done them all ♪
[00:10:19.400 -> 00:10:21.400]:  ♪ One day ♪
[00:10:21.400 -> 00:10:23.400]:  ♪ One day ♪
[00:10:23.400 -> 00:10:25.400]:  ♪ One day ♪
[00:10:25.400 -> 00:10:27.400]:  That might pay. That might pay.
[00:10:27.400 -> 00:10:29.400]:  Bro, why does that look so good? No?
[00:10:29.400 -> 00:10:31.400]:  You're kidding.
[00:10:31.400 -> 00:10:33.400]:  All right, they're not paying me yet.
[00:10:33.400 -> 00:10:36.400]:  Bro, it's shaking. It's going to do it again.
[00:10:36.400 -> 00:10:38.400]:  Ten dollars? You're kidding.
[00:10:38.400 -> 00:10:40.400]:  I don't understand this.
[00:10:40.400 -> 00:10:42.400]:  We're getting paid, though. That's good.
[00:10:42.400 -> 00:10:44.400]:  Oh, shit. Last spin here.
[00:10:44.400 -> 00:10:46.400]:  Give me another final one. Oh, it did. Oh, no, it didn't.
[00:10:46.400 -> 00:10:48.400]:  Bro.
[00:10:48.400 -> 00:10:50.400]:  Bro, get us in. Oh, get us in.
[00:10:50.400 -> 00:10:52.400]:  Oh, how much?
[00:10:52.400 -> 00:10:54.400]:  Oh, what the fuck? That's good, though.
[00:10:54.400 -> 00:10:56.400]:  Shit, about 50 bucks or 44 bucks?
[00:10:56.400 -> 00:10:58.400]:  How much do we make, guys?
[00:10:58.400 -> 00:11:00.400]:  $44. Okay.
[00:11:00.400 -> 00:11:02.400]:  That was cool on the first spin, dude.
[00:11:02.400 -> 00:11:04.400]:  You can't complain with that, dude.
[00:11:04.400 -> 00:11:06.400]:  $114 balance.
[00:11:06.400 -> 00:11:08.400]:  That's awesome, yeah.
[00:11:08.400 -> 00:11:10.400]:  It's going to throw us on top of the 100.
[00:11:10.400 -> 00:11:12.400]:  Double-check that.
[00:11:12.400 -> 00:11:14.400]:  Oh, I'll do one more.
[00:11:14.400 -> 00:11:16.400]:  There you go. Come on, man.
[00:11:16.400 -> 00:11:18.400]:  No, dude.
[00:11:18.400 -> 00:11:20.400]:  No, dude. Bro!
[00:11:20.400 -> 00:11:22.400]:  That is so wrong.
[00:11:22.400 -> 00:11:24.400]:  It does that. Do not play these guys.
[00:11:24.400 -> 00:11:26.400]:  I'll try to tell you, man.
[00:11:26.400 -> 00:11:28.400]:  That is so fucking stupid, dude.
[00:11:28.400 -> 00:11:30.400]:  What the fuck was that, dude?
[00:11:30.400 -> 00:11:32.400]:  Fucking bullshit is what it was.
[00:11:32.400 -> 00:11:34.400]:  Bullshit. Miguel, you hear me?
[00:11:34.400 -> 00:11:36.400]:  That's bullshit.
[00:11:36.400 -> 00:11:38.400]:  Fucking keeps doing it over and over to me, bro.
[00:11:38.400 -> 00:11:40.400]:  I swear to God.
[00:11:40.400 -> 00:11:42.400]:  Where's the fuck?
[00:11:42.400 -> 00:11:44.400]:  Hey, the like, what, it got cancelled?
[00:11:44.400 -> 00:11:48.400]:  There's no $100 lifeline coming through anymore.
[00:11:48.400 -> 00:11:50.400]:  What the fuck?
[00:11:50.400 -> 00:11:52.400]:  I'm going to hide it. I'll see anywhere.
[00:11:52.400 -> 00:11:54.400]:  What, are the wrong people with me?
[00:11:54.400 -> 00:11:57.400]:  Bro, I just hit it like, dude, I did like a $30 bet at most.
[00:11:57.400 -> 00:11:59.400]:  What are you fucking yapping about?
[00:11:59.400 -> 00:12:01.400]:  They fucking go either way, you fucking moron.
[00:12:01.400 -> 00:12:03.400]:  What the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:12:03.400 -> 00:12:05.400]:  Get the fuck out of my chat, bitch.
[00:12:05.400 -> 00:12:07.400]:  Fucking weird fuck.
[00:12:07.400 -> 00:12:09.400]:  I hate people, man.
[00:12:09.400 -> 00:12:11.400]:  Come on, Somi, especially when I just lost everything, man.
[00:12:11.400 -> 00:12:13.400]:  What the fuck is wrong with people, bro?
[00:12:13.400 -> 00:12:15.400]:  That's so weird.
[00:12:15.400 -> 00:12:17.400]:  Who are you here, boss?
[00:12:17.400 -> 00:12:27.400]:  That would talk to him if you didn't know.
[00:12:27.400 -> 00:12:29.400]:  Oh, it is it. What the hell?
[00:12:29.400 -> 00:12:31.400]:  I thought, like, I thought it wasn't him for a second.
[00:12:31.400 -> 00:12:33.400]:  I don't know what I thought was going on.
[00:12:33.400 -> 00:12:35.400]:  $100 a day, guys.
[00:12:35.400 -> 00:12:37.400]:  Oh, man. I can't believe I just lost it on slow.
[00:12:37.400 -> 00:12:39.400]:  Man, that's some bullshit, dude.
[00:12:39.400 -> 00:12:41.400]:  That's some fucking bullshit.
[00:12:41.400 -> 00:12:43.400]:  I'm still mad about that, dude.
[00:12:43.400 -> 00:12:45.400]:  Oh, well.
[00:12:45.400 -> 00:12:47.400]:  This is an undead fortune, dude. It's been a while.
[00:12:47.400 -> 00:12:49.400]:  We used to love this stuff, man.
[00:12:49.400 -> 00:12:51.400]:  Densho's also a good option, actually.
[00:12:51.400 -> 00:12:53.400]:  Yeah, we're going to Densho after this.
[00:12:53.400 -> 00:12:55.400]:  Remind me, remind me, remind me.
[00:12:55.400 -> 00:12:57.400]:  It's still out here.
[00:12:57.400 -> 00:13:01.400]:  I'm going to give you 60 cent, bro.
[00:13:01.400 -> 00:13:03.400]:  We'll do 10 1/20s.
[00:13:03.400 -> 00:13:15.400]:  Come on, baby.
[00:13:15.400 -> 00:13:21.400]:  Thank you, brother, man.
[00:13:21.400 -> 00:13:23.400]:  Give me your hand. Give me your hand, damn.
[00:13:23.400 -> 00:13:25.400]:  Oh.
[00:13:25.400 -> 00:13:29.400]:  Oh, fucker.
[00:13:29.400 -> 00:13:35.400]:  It didn't work these.
[00:13:35.400 -> 00:13:39.400]:  The world surrounds you.
[00:13:39.400 -> 00:13:42.400]:  Oh, it's paying me fat.
[00:13:42.400 -> 00:13:46.400]:  I wouldn't bet on you a few times.
[00:13:46.400 -> 00:13:48.400]:  Let's get this in.
[00:13:48.400 -> 00:13:50.400]:  Let's get this in.
[00:13:50.400 -> 00:13:52.400]:  Nope, never mind.
[00:13:53.400 -> 00:13:55.400]:  Come on, man.
[00:13:55.400 -> 00:13:59.400]:  Oh, man.
[00:13:59.400 -> 00:14:01.400]:  Tough luck so far.
[00:14:01.400 -> 00:14:07.400]:  I don't give a fuck. I don't know who the first guy is.
[00:14:07.400 -> 00:14:11.400]:  Oh, you're a mean person. What's wrong with you?
[00:14:11.400 -> 00:14:13.400]:  What's wrong with you, man?
[00:14:13.400 -> 00:14:16.400]:  What about me, though? That's your problem.
[00:14:16.400 -> 00:14:20.400]:  My life purpose, to help people?
[00:14:20.400 -> 00:14:22.400]:  I like helping people.
[00:14:22.400 -> 00:14:24.400]:  Why? What's good, bro? What's yours, bitch?
[00:14:24.400 -> 00:14:26.400]:  Fuckin' weird old fuckin' question.
[00:14:26.400 -> 00:14:30.400]:  Weird question to ask a gambling stream while I spin slots.
[00:14:30.400 -> 00:14:34.400]:  Doofball.
[00:14:34.400 -> 00:14:41.400]:  Damn, this shit's not hitting, guys.
[00:14:41.400 -> 00:14:43.400]:  Not a single feature yet.
[00:14:43.400 -> 00:14:46.400]:  I know, I should.
[00:14:48.400 -> 00:14:50.400]:  It's not a red bull. It's so obvious you're a rat.
[00:14:50.400 -> 00:14:52.400]:  It's so, so obvious.
[00:14:52.400 -> 00:14:55.400]:  What am I going to call a weirdo?
[00:14:55.400 -> 00:14:57.400]:  I'm just being sarcastic and shit.
[00:14:57.400 -> 00:15:09.400]:  Oh, man. I wish I did that playlist.
[00:15:09.400 -> 00:15:11.400]:  It puts random songs together.
[00:15:11.400 -> 00:15:13.400]:  I need to put one together for you guys.
[00:15:13.400 -> 00:15:15.400]:  I get asked a lot for my playlist.
[00:15:16.400 -> 00:15:18.400]:  Come on, give me my 50-bitch.
[00:15:18.400 -> 00:15:20.400]:  Please.
[00:15:20.400 -> 00:15:23.400]:  I know, right?
[00:15:23.400 -> 00:15:25.400]:  Hating in the morning.
[00:15:25.400 -> 00:15:30.400]:  Just tell them to be honest with them, bro.
[00:15:30.400 -> 00:15:32.400]:  I'm sure they'll try to help you, bro.
[00:15:32.400 -> 00:15:34.400]:  If they love you, they'll fucking try to help you, bro.
[00:15:34.400 -> 00:15:36.400]:  Don't worry about that. Just tell them.
[00:15:36.400 -> 00:15:38.400]:  If you're really trying to quit, shit.
[00:15:38.400 -> 00:15:43.400]:  I'd clap you, IRL. You're a bitch-made boy.
[00:15:43.400 -> 00:15:45.400]:  And you're somebody I don't give a fuck.
[00:15:45.400 -> 00:15:46.400]:  Bring your head.
[00:15:46.400 -> 00:15:48.400]:  Are you ready to ignore him? You're right.
[00:15:48.400 -> 00:15:50.400]:  That's cringy in responding to him.
[00:15:50.400 -> 00:15:52.400]:  Get out of here. That's weird, dude.
[00:15:52.400 -> 00:15:53.400]:  Get out, dude. Get out of here.
[00:15:53.400 -> 00:15:54.400]:  Fucking weirdos, man.
[00:15:54.400 -> 00:15:55.400]:  Swear to God.
[00:15:55.400 -> 00:16:02.400]:  All right, I'm going to dice for 30 loaves.
[00:16:02.400 -> 00:16:03.400]:  I swear to God. I swear to God.
[00:16:03.400 -> 00:16:04.400]:  For 28 loaves.
[00:16:04.400 -> 00:16:06.400]:  Come on.
[00:16:06.400 -> 00:16:08.400]:  Yes, guys. Yes!
[00:16:08.400 -> 00:16:11.400]:  I thought this might have happened if I came here.
[00:16:11.400 -> 00:16:13.400]:  Three win streak. Come on.
[00:16:13.400 -> 00:16:15.400]:  Four win streak, baby.
[00:16:15.400 -> 00:16:17.400]:  Five winner chicken dinner.
[00:16:17.400 -> 00:16:19.400]:  Six for six.
[00:16:19.400 -> 00:16:21.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:16:21.400 -> 00:16:23.400]:  Yeah!
[00:16:23.400 -> 00:16:25.400]:  Let's fucking go, guys.
[00:16:25.400 -> 00:16:27.400]:  That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[00:16:27.400 -> 00:16:29.400]:  Oh, thank you very much, fuckface. Thank you, bro.
[00:16:29.400 -> 00:16:32.400]:  Yeah, that makes my day when people say that.
[00:16:32.400 -> 00:16:34.400]:  Those videos make me look terrible.
[00:16:34.400 -> 00:16:36.400]:  It's actually wrong, dude.
[00:16:36.400 -> 00:16:38.400]:  It's actually very wrong for these people to do what they do.
[00:16:38.400 -> 00:16:41.400]:  But it doesn't bother me anymore. I used to. It doesn't anymore.
[00:16:41.400 -> 00:16:43.400]:  Last one, last one.
[00:16:43.400 -> 00:16:45.400]:  Come on, last one. Do an eight.
[00:16:45.400 -> 00:16:48.400]:  Ah!
[00:16:48.400 -> 00:16:50.400]:  Fuck you, Keanu. What the fuck?
[00:16:50.400 -> 00:16:55.400]:  There it goes. Oh, eight-dimer!
[00:16:55.400 -> 00:16:57.400]:  Nice. Now do an eight now.
[00:16:57.400 -> 00:16:59.400]:  Oh! Yeah, the eight-dimer!
[00:16:59.400 -> 00:17:01.400]:  Oh, my God, dude!
[00:17:01.400 -> 00:17:02.400]:  Oh, my God, dude!
[00:17:02.400 -> 00:17:04.400]:  Yeah, it probably did something real funny.
[00:17:04.400 -> 00:17:06.400]:  Oh, my God, dude. Get the fuck out.
[00:17:06.400 -> 00:17:08.400]:  Get the fuck out of there, dude.
[00:17:08.400 -> 00:17:10.400]:  I'm glad I stopped by there, dude.
[00:17:10.400 -> 00:17:12.400]:  Oh, he wanted me to do slots.
[00:17:12.400 -> 00:17:14.400]:  I'm going to do one blackjack hand.
[00:17:14.400 -> 00:17:16.400]:  If we win, we can do another one.
[00:17:16.400 -> 00:17:18.400]:  I do want to do slots, though. I do want to do some more.
[00:17:18.400 -> 00:17:20.400]:  I think I want to go to divine drops.
[00:17:20.400 -> 00:17:22.400]:  I like that slot.
[00:17:22.400 -> 00:17:24.400]:  Oh, her bitch. Oh.
[00:17:24.400 -> 00:17:26.400]:  Whoo! She's kind of hot, guys.
[00:17:26.400 -> 00:17:28.400]:  Sort of. I mean, like, she's...
[00:17:28.400 -> 00:17:30.400]:  She's got... Never mind.
[00:17:30.400 -> 00:17:32.400]:  Jim's got to do it in a band right there. Look at him.
[00:17:32.400 -> 00:17:37.400]:  I'm going to do five across the floor. Five, five, five, five.
[00:17:37.400 -> 00:17:39.400]:  I would, too, bro.
[00:17:39.400 -> 00:17:41.400]:  She heard me. Oh, shit.
[00:17:41.400 -> 00:17:43.400]:  I'm raising her up, boys. I'm raising her up.
[00:17:43.400 -> 00:17:45.400]:  I got a boss man jack on the table.
[00:17:45.400 -> 00:17:47.400]:  Oh, man.
[00:17:47.400 -> 00:17:49.400]:  What is that? Hit that bitch.
[00:17:49.400 -> 00:17:50.400]:  Stay in the white.
[00:17:50.400 -> 00:17:52.400]:  Right on the beat drop. Right on the beat drop.
[00:17:52.400 -> 00:17:54.400]:  Yeah!
[00:17:54.400 -> 00:17:56.400]:  That was fucking perfect!
[00:17:56.400 -> 00:17:58.400]:  I'm fucking perfect until he went on the beat drop.
[00:17:58.400 -> 00:18:00.400]:  Did you guys just see that?
[00:18:00.400 -> 00:18:02.400]:  Oh, my God. Bro!
[00:18:02.400 -> 00:18:04.400]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:18:04.400 -> 00:18:06.400]:  That was awesome.
[00:18:06.400 -> 00:18:08.400]:  That was picture perfect.
[00:18:08.400 -> 00:18:10.400]:  Couldn't get any better.
[00:18:10.400 -> 00:18:14.400]:  Austin, what... Austin, dude. Austin!
[00:18:14.400 -> 00:18:16.400]:  You are so inappropriate, Austin.
[00:18:16.400 -> 00:18:18.400]:  You're so inappropriate, Austin.
[00:18:18.400 -> 00:18:20.400]:  Dude, what are you talking about?
[00:18:20.400 -> 00:18:22.400]:  I'm just playing blackjack, dawg.
[00:18:22.400 -> 00:18:25.400]:  What?
[00:18:25.400 -> 00:18:27.400]:  I didn't even know if y'all could see it or not.
[00:18:27.400 -> 00:18:29.400]:  I was waiting for somebody to say something.
[00:18:29.400 -> 00:18:32.400]:  Um, it depends.
[00:18:32.400 -> 00:18:34.400]:  I'll take it, but I don't always listen.
[00:18:34.400 -> 00:18:37.400]:  I got five. Give me a perfect pair of fives.
[00:18:37.400 -> 00:18:39.400]:  Yeah, perfect pair of fives.
[00:18:39.400 -> 00:18:41.400]:  Oh.
[00:18:41.400 -> 00:18:45.400]:  And eight versus four, um...
[00:18:45.400 -> 00:18:47.400]:  You know, I'm gonna just do something risky.
[00:18:47.400 -> 00:18:48.400]:  Let's fucking double that bitch.
[00:18:48.400 -> 00:18:49.400]:  I know that's risky. I know.
[00:18:49.400 -> 00:18:50.400]:  I'm doubling.
[00:18:50.400 -> 00:18:51.400]:  Come on.
[00:18:51.400 -> 00:18:53.400]:  Yeah, no, that's not good. That's not good.
[00:18:53.400 -> 00:18:55.400]:  But we got this. We got this, boys.
[00:18:55.400 -> 00:18:57.400]:  Come on, baby!
[00:18:57.400 -> 00:18:59.400]:  Yeah!
[00:18:59.400 -> 00:19:01.400]:  Yo!
[00:19:01.400 -> 00:19:03.400]:  Let's go! Double Rooney!
[00:19:03.400 -> 00:19:05.400]:  Whoo! Yeah, buddy.
[00:19:05.400 -> 00:19:07.400]:  We got 68 bones.
[00:19:07.400 -> 00:19:09.400]:  Let's fucking go, bro.
[00:19:09.400 -> 00:19:11.400]:  No way that just happened, dude.
[00:19:11.400 -> 00:19:13.400]:  Let's get it.
[00:19:13.400 -> 00:19:15.400]:  You still call me Superman?
[00:19:15.400 -> 00:19:19.400]:  I got an ace! I got an ace!
[00:19:19.400 -> 00:19:21.400]:  Yeah!
[00:19:21.400 -> 00:19:23.400]:  Blackjack Rooney, bitch!
[00:19:23.400 -> 00:19:25.400]:  What a fucking heater, boys!
[00:19:25.400 -> 00:19:27.400]:  Blackjack Rooney!
[00:19:27.400 -> 00:19:29.400]:  Hello!
[00:19:29.400 -> 00:19:31.400]:  Oh, shit!
[00:19:31.400 -> 00:19:33.400]:  Guys, dude, guess who just hit me up?
[00:19:33.400 -> 00:19:35.400]:  My fucking host is on shuffle, guys.
[00:19:35.400 -> 00:19:37.400]:  That's my lost back bonus available.
[00:19:37.400 -> 00:19:39.400]:  What do I say to him exactly?
[00:19:39.400 -> 00:19:41.400]:  I shouldn't choose myself and stuff.
[00:19:41.400 -> 00:19:43.400]:  What do I say to him? I don't know.
[00:19:43.400 -> 00:19:45.400]:  I don't want to be professional about it.
[00:19:45.400 -> 00:19:47.400]:  It's my sponsor. Anybody help me here?
[00:19:47.400 -> 00:19:49.400]:  Bro, did I win? Yeah, boys!
[00:19:49.400 -> 00:19:51.400]:  Let's go!
[00:19:51.400 -> 00:19:53.400]:  Then-ass, my name's a Borat.
[00:19:53.400 -> 00:19:55.400]:  Oh, shit. There goes the keyboard.
[00:19:55.400 -> 00:19:57.400]:  Oh, yeah, okay.
[00:19:57.400 -> 00:19:59.400]:  So I got a really good sense of lost back.
[00:19:59.400 -> 00:20:01.400]:  Oh, dude, awesome!
[00:20:01.400 -> 00:20:03.400]:  Bro, that's 24 hours!
[00:20:03.400 -> 00:20:05.400]:  Oh, only-
[00:20:05.400 -> 00:20:07.400]:  That's 24 hours.
[00:20:07.400 -> 00:20:09.400]:  Oh, okay.
[00:20:09.400 -> 00:20:11.400]:  That's how you got to reload.
[00:20:11.400 -> 00:20:19.400]:  I don't know how much it can be.
[00:20:19.400 -> 00:20:21.400]:  It's only for 24 hours.
[00:20:21.400 -> 00:20:23.400]:  My reload's just okay, he said.
[00:20:23.400 -> 00:20:25.400]:  Basically.
[00:20:25.400 -> 00:20:27.400]:  Oh, shit, guys!
[00:20:27.400 -> 00:20:29.400]:  Oh, my god!
[00:20:29.400 -> 00:20:31.400]:  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm going to do that anyways.
[00:20:31.400 -> 00:20:33.400]:  I'm staying in that.
[00:20:33.400 -> 00:20:35.400]:  I'm not even paying attention.
[00:20:35.400 -> 00:20:37.400]:  I'm sitting here fucking around on telegram.
[00:20:37.400 -> 00:20:39.400]:  I like her, too. I think she looks pretty good.
[00:20:39.400 -> 00:20:41.400]:  Come on!
[00:20:41.400 -> 00:20:43.400]:  Ten, ten, ten!
[00:20:43.400 -> 00:20:45.400]:  Yeah!
[00:20:45.400 -> 00:20:47.400]:  I'm undefeated, baby!
[00:20:47.400 -> 00:20:49.400]:  We're going in for the air strike!
[00:20:49.400 -> 00:20:51.400]:  Yo, no flex, no flex!
[00:20:51.400 -> 00:20:53.400]:  We're going in for the five win streak air strike!
[00:20:53.400 -> 00:20:55.400]:  Let's double up on this one. No, that's perfect.
[00:20:55.400 -> 00:20:57.400]:  420 balance is what we'll leave on if we lose.
[00:20:57.400 -> 00:20:59.400]:  Which I do predict we will lose here.
[00:20:59.400 -> 00:21:01.400]:  We might get a side bet.
[00:21:01.400 -> 00:21:03.400]:  I got an ace!
[00:21:03.400 -> 00:21:05.400]:  Oh, I'm going to stand that.
[00:21:05.400 -> 00:21:07.400]:  That's a stand in my book.
[00:21:07.400 -> 00:21:11.400]:  I think you're going to more likely get a worse number than that by hitting that.
[00:21:11.400 -> 00:21:13.400]:  Okay, here we go, guys.
[00:21:13.400 -> 00:21:17.400]:  He said I hit Ruby!
[00:21:17.400 -> 00:21:19.400]:  I'll add an extra 3,200!
[00:21:19.400 -> 00:21:21.400]:  Oh, my god!
[00:21:21.400 -> 00:21:23.400]:  Holy crap!
[00:21:23.400 -> 00:21:25.400]:  Holy crap!
[00:21:25.400 -> 00:21:27.400]:  Holy crap!
[00:21:27.400 -> 00:21:29.400]:  Holy crap!
[00:21:29.400 -> 00:21:31.400]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:21:31.400 -> 00:21:33.400]:  Oh, my god! That's big money!
[00:21:33.400 -> 00:21:35.400]:  Holy shit!
[00:21:35.400 -> 00:21:37.400]:  Okay, okay, okay!
[00:21:37.400 -> 00:21:39.400]:  Oh, fuck! I barely missed that button, dude.
[00:21:39.400 -> 00:21:41.400]:  I'm on a five win streak, bro.
[00:21:41.400 -> 00:21:43.400]:  Um, I just hit it.
[00:21:43.400 -> 00:21:45.400]:  I just hit it, apparently.
[00:21:45.400 -> 00:21:49.400]:  Oh!
[00:21:49.400 -> 00:21:51.400]:  Oh, I did! A VIP bonus!
[00:21:51.400 -> 00:21:53.400]:  Oh, wait, I'm really close to it, it looks like.
[00:21:53.400 -> 00:21:55.400]:  Oh, wait, I'm not Ruby!
[00:21:55.400 -> 00:21:57.400]:  Oh, oh!
[00:21:57.400 -> 00:21:59.400]:  Bro, I'm fucking stupid.
[00:21:59.400 -> 00:22:01.400]:  He said, I'll say when you hit Ruby.
[00:22:01.400 -> 00:22:03.400]:  I'll add an extra 3,200.
[00:22:03.400 -> 00:22:05.400]:  God damn it! I'm fucking stupid as shit.
[00:22:05.400 -> 00:22:09.400]:  I'm so dumb. I thought I should say that goes bad, but that's okay.
[00:22:09.400 -> 00:22:20.400]:  I'm doubling up on this one.
[00:22:20.400 -> 00:22:22.400]:  Go for the six win streak, bro.
[00:22:22.400 -> 00:22:26.400]:  All right, guys, here we go.
[00:22:26.400 -> 00:22:28.400]:  We're up. We got two L2s.
[00:22:28.400 -> 00:22:30.400]:  Oh, I got 12 versus 8.
[00:22:30.400 -> 00:22:32.400]:  We gotta hit that.
[00:22:32.400 -> 00:22:34.400]:  Dana White hit. Dana White hit. Come on, baby.
[00:22:34.400 -> 00:22:36.400]:  Yeah! Perfect!
[00:22:36.400 -> 00:22:38.400]:  That's a great hit!
[00:22:38.400 -> 00:22:40.400]:  Let's fucking go, guys. No way!
[00:22:40.400 -> 00:22:42.400]:  Bro, that's a great hit, dude. That's a great hit.
[00:22:42.400 -> 00:22:46.400]:  Now we want her to have a 9 or a 10 under her card.
[00:22:46.400 -> 00:22:49.400]:  9 or 10, lady. Come on, pull a 10. You know you want to.
[00:22:49.400 -> 00:22:52.400]:  He's going to hit the 16. I respect it.
[00:22:52.400 -> 00:22:56.400]:  Ooh. Oh!
[00:22:56.400 -> 00:22:58.400]:  Oh!
[00:22:58.400 -> 00:23:01.400]:  Oh! On a six win streak, boys!
[00:23:01.400 -> 00:23:03.400]:  Let's fucking go! Printing.
[00:23:03.400 -> 00:23:06.400]:  Printing the paper. Holy shit.
[00:23:06.400 -> 00:23:10.400]:  I think we got to get 10s on the side. Yeah, perfect.
[00:23:10.400 -> 00:23:12.400]:  Maybe 120 in the middle, so we can do it.
[00:23:12.400 -> 00:23:14.400]:  $100 profit if we don't get a side bet.
[00:23:16.400 -> 00:23:19.400]:  Perfect pair of 5s. Perfect pair of 5s.
[00:23:19.400 -> 00:23:20.400]:  Oh, I got 11!
[00:23:20.400 -> 00:23:21.400]:  Bro, I'm doing it.
[00:23:21.400 -> 00:23:23.400]:  I'm doing it, boys. I'm doing it.
[00:23:23.400 -> 00:23:26.400]:  I always double on 11s. Here we go!
[00:23:26.400 -> 00:23:29.400]:  Here we go!
[00:23:29.400 -> 00:23:31.400]:  Oh, no! A 12!
[00:23:31.400 -> 00:23:34.400]:  Oh, no, dude. First lady.
[00:23:34.400 -> 00:23:36.400]:  No!
[00:23:36.400 -> 00:23:38.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:23:38.400 -> 00:23:41.400]:  Bro!
[00:23:41.400 -> 00:23:43.400]:  Damn, son.
[00:23:43.400 -> 00:23:46.400]:  Wow. That's a fat loss.
[00:23:46.400 -> 00:23:48.400]:  One more, lady.
[00:23:48.400 -> 00:23:51.400]:  Queen!
[00:23:51.400 -> 00:23:54.400]:  Yeah! 20, baby!
[00:23:54.400 -> 00:23:56.400]:  Get that money right back, boys.
[00:23:56.400 -> 00:24:00.400]:  No, I don't. You said when I hit Ruby.
[00:24:00.400 -> 00:24:02.400]:  I don't know what I got you. I'm going to collect it in a second.
[00:24:02.400 -> 00:24:04.400]:  When I leave Blackjack, I'm going to collect this.
[00:24:04.400 -> 00:24:06.400]:  Oh, sorry. I still have it open.
[00:24:06.400 -> 00:24:10.400]:  Oh, what the hell?
[00:24:11.400 -> 00:24:13.400]:  Oh, dude. Did I win?
[00:24:13.400 -> 00:24:14.400]:  I did.
[00:24:14.400 -> 00:24:16.400]:  God, you know what my hostess says to do?
[00:24:16.400 -> 00:24:18.400]:  Let's see how cool my hostess is.
[00:24:18.400 -> 00:24:19.400]:  He just said this to me.
[00:24:19.400 -> 00:24:21.400]:  He said, "Your community is insane, by the way.
[00:24:21.400 -> 00:24:23.400]:  Half of them are right or die for you.
[00:24:23.400 -> 00:24:25.400]:  The other half are such haters."
[00:24:25.400 -> 00:24:28.400]:  He said, "Damn, my Uber driver stole my kabob."
[00:24:28.400 -> 00:24:30.400]:  What the fuck?
[00:24:30.400 -> 00:24:31.400]:  Stand that.
[00:24:31.400 -> 00:24:33.400]:  He sounds cool as shit.
[00:24:33.400 -> 00:24:36.400]:  Way cooler than my fucking bitch at stake.
[00:24:36.400 -> 00:24:39.400]:  That bitch was a bitch.
[00:24:39.400 -> 00:24:42.400]:  I swear. I won. Let's go, baby.
[00:24:42.400 -> 00:24:43.400]:  Let's go.
[00:24:43.400 -> 00:24:45.400]:  Oh, I got to write him back. What should I say back to him?
[00:24:45.400 -> 00:24:47.400]:  Oh, shit, man. What? Not the kabob.
[00:24:47.400 -> 00:24:53.400]:  This keyboard sucks ass, dude.
[00:24:53.400 -> 00:24:57.400]:  Oh, man. Not the kabob.
[00:24:57.400 -> 00:25:02.400]:  Hey, give me a pair of those. Give me a pair of those.
[00:25:02.400 -> 00:25:05.400]:  Pates. Oh, that counts, too. That works, too.
[00:25:05.400 -> 00:25:07.400]:  Yeah, that works, too.
[00:25:08.400 -> 00:25:10.400]:  That was a kabob.
[00:25:10.400 -> 00:25:12.400]:  Did he mean to? That was what I was going to say.
[00:25:12.400 -> 00:25:14.400]:  Did he mean to take it?
[00:25:14.400 -> 00:25:21.400]:  I hope we win this guy. We got an 18 versus 2.
[00:25:21.400 -> 00:25:26.400]:  Come on, that's a great pull.
[00:25:26.400 -> 00:25:29.400]:  Yeah! Oh, my God, dude.
[00:25:29.400 -> 00:25:31.400]:  660 bucks in the bag.
[00:25:31.400 -> 00:25:34.400]:  That's an all-time high for us tonight, or this morning, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:25:34.400 -> 00:25:36.400]:  Let's do another one.
[00:25:36.400 -> 00:25:38.400]:  Let's do another one.
[00:25:38.400 -> 00:25:41.400]:  I'm going to go for a 220.
[00:25:41.400 -> 00:25:43.400]:  220 down to 420 plays.
[00:25:43.400 -> 00:25:45.400]:  Let's get this money.
[00:25:45.400 -> 00:25:49.400]:  Got 10. I love it.
[00:25:49.400 -> 00:25:51.400]:  Yeah!
[00:25:51.400 -> 00:25:53.400]:  No blackjack and we got this, guys.
[00:25:53.400 -> 00:25:55.400]:  Holy shit, guys.
[00:25:55.400 -> 00:25:57.400]:  Big 20 piece.
[00:25:57.400 -> 00:26:02.400]:  Hit again, pussy. Yeah, he is.
[00:26:02.400 -> 00:26:05.400]:  Yeah, nice hit right there.
[00:26:05.400 -> 00:26:07.400]:  That's a nice hit for him.
[00:26:07.400 -> 00:26:09.400]:  Come on, guys. We got this.
[00:26:09.400 -> 00:26:11.400]:  20 wins it. 20 wins it, boys.
[00:26:11.400 -> 00:26:16.400]:  20 wins this. Please, guys.
[00:26:16.400 -> 00:26:21.400]:  Oh, what a fuck--
[00:26:21.400 -> 00:26:24.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:26:24.400 -> 00:26:26.400]:  She had a fucking blackjack.
[00:26:26.400 -> 00:26:34.400]:  Yeah, same thing again.
[00:26:34.400 -> 00:26:35.400]:  She's on the sides.
[00:26:35.400 -> 00:26:37.400]:  Come on, baby. Please, please, please.
[00:26:37.400 -> 00:26:39.400]:  We got this guy. We got this.
[00:26:39.400 -> 00:26:41.400]:  Oh, I got four.
[00:26:41.400 -> 00:26:43.400]:  Oh, I got 11. Oh, my God. I got flush.
[00:26:43.400 -> 00:26:45.400]:  I don't have enough to double it.
[00:26:45.400 -> 00:26:46.400]:  We're just going to hit it.
[00:26:46.400 -> 00:26:48.400]:  Come on, give me a big 10.
[00:26:48.400 -> 00:26:50.400]:  Yeah!
[00:26:50.400 -> 00:26:52.400]:  21, bitch. Let's fucking go, baby.
[00:26:52.400 -> 00:26:54.400]:  Scared money don't make no money.
[00:26:54.400 -> 00:26:56.400]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:26:56.400 -> 00:26:58.400]:  That's great.
[00:26:58.400 -> 00:27:00.400]:  I'm going to help the siders, too.
[00:27:00.400 -> 00:27:03.400]:  Yeah, let's go, boys.
[00:27:03.400 -> 00:27:06.400]:  $720. Let's go, boys.
[00:27:06.400 -> 00:27:08.400]:  Repeat that.
[00:27:08.400 -> 00:27:11.400]:  We'll put a quarter thousand on the hand.
[00:27:11.400 -> 00:27:13.400]:  Quarter thousand on the hand.
[00:27:13.400 -> 00:27:16.400]:  Oh, it's just me and you, baby.
[00:27:16.400 -> 00:27:18.400]:  Come on, sugar.
[00:27:18.400 -> 00:27:19.400]:  I was going to say something else.
[00:27:19.400 -> 00:27:21.400]:  I shouldn't say that, though.
[00:27:21.400 -> 00:27:24.400]:  Oh, come on. Okay, here we go.
[00:27:24.400 -> 00:27:26.400]:  Hit the red card there first.
[00:27:26.400 -> 00:27:28.400]:  Okay, five.
[00:27:28.400 -> 00:27:31.400]:  Oh, 13 versus eight.
[00:27:32.400 -> 00:27:35.400]:  Man, I should have hit that, but I'm actually going to stay in it.
[00:27:35.400 -> 00:27:37.400]:  I know, I know, I know.
[00:27:37.400 -> 00:27:39.400]:  Just watch her pull a small number, please.
[00:27:39.400 -> 00:27:43.400]:  No, I would have gotten a--
[00:27:43.400 -> 00:27:44.400]:  I would have lost, though.
[00:27:44.400 -> 00:27:46.400]:  I would have gotten a 10, so whatever.
[00:27:46.400 -> 00:27:47.400]:  I know it's easy to hit.
[00:27:47.400 -> 00:27:48.400]:  I just thought it was easy to hit.
[00:27:48.400 -> 00:27:50.400]:  Holy shit, how big was that hand?
[00:27:50.400 -> 00:27:52.400]:  Oh, yeah, a quarter thousand.
[00:27:52.400 -> 00:27:53.400]:  Damn, dawg.
[00:27:53.400 -> 00:27:55.400]:  Please, limbo, or dice.
[00:27:55.400 -> 00:27:57.400]:  Don't you take my money, man.
[00:27:57.400 -> 00:27:59.400]:  Do not take my money, please.
[00:27:59.400 -> 00:28:01.400]:  No.
[00:28:01.400 -> 00:28:03.400]:  No!
[00:28:03.400 -> 00:28:05.400]:  There you go.
[00:28:05.400 -> 00:28:07.400]:  Come on.
[00:28:07.400 -> 00:28:21.400]:  Dude, there it goes.
[00:28:21.400 -> 00:28:22.400]:  Yeah, it's gone.
[00:28:22.400 -> 00:28:23.400]:  I lost it all.
[00:28:23.400 -> 00:28:24.400]:  It took it again.
[00:28:24.400 -> 00:28:26.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:28:26.400 -> 00:28:29.400]:  That's a fucking-- Dude, that's so fucking scammy, dude.
[00:28:29.400 -> 00:28:31.400]:  What the fuck was that?
[00:28:31.400 -> 00:28:32.400]:  It's been doing it, dude.
[00:28:32.400 -> 00:28:34.400]:  That's so fucking stupid, bro.
[00:28:34.400 -> 00:28:35.400]:  Look at you laughing at it.
[00:28:35.400 -> 00:28:36.400]:  Get the fuck out of my chat, dude.
[00:28:36.400 -> 00:28:37.400]:  Thank you.
[00:28:37.400 -> 00:28:39.400]:  Yeah, dude.
[00:28:39.400 -> 00:28:40.400]:  I need to stop dice.
[00:28:40.400 -> 00:28:41.400]:  It's so rigged, dude.
[00:28:41.400 -> 00:28:44.400]:  I'm trying to tell you, that's the worst dice I've ever played in my life.
[00:28:44.400 -> 00:28:46.400]:  I won so much money on it.
[00:28:46.400 -> 00:28:49.400]:  Now it just takes some takes and takes and takes.
[00:28:49.400 -> 00:28:50.400]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:28:50.400 -> 00:28:52.400]:  It's too obnoxious when I lose, man.
[00:28:52.400 -> 00:28:55.400]:  It's too obnoxious when I lose and the non-sub start talking shit, dude.
[00:28:55.400 -> 00:28:56.400]:  That's just too obnoxious.
[00:28:56.400 -> 00:28:57.400]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:28:57.400 -> 00:28:58.400]:  My bad, boys.
[00:28:58.400 -> 00:28:59.400]:  Go somewhere else.
[00:28:59.400 -> 00:29:00.400]:  You want to be here?
[00:29:00.400 -> 00:29:01.400]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:29:01.400 -> 00:29:02.400]:  Whatever.
[00:29:02.400 -> 00:29:03.400]:  Two or 50 bucks, man.
[00:29:03.400 -> 00:29:05.400]:  That was my lost back to last friends where I lived.
[00:29:05.400 -> 00:29:08.400]:  Okay, that's not terrible.
[00:29:08.400 -> 00:29:09.400]:  Fice O's, dude.
[00:29:09.400 -> 00:29:10.400]:  I'm telling you.
[00:29:10.400 -> 00:29:21.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:29:21.400 -> 00:29:22.400]:  Bro.
[00:29:22.400 -> 00:29:23.400]:  Yes!
[00:29:23.400 -> 00:29:24.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:29:24.400 -> 00:29:26.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:29:26.400 -> 00:29:27.400]:  Bro, come on.
[00:29:27.400 -> 00:29:28.400]:  Don't do this.
[00:29:28.400 -> 00:29:29.400]:  No!
[00:29:29.400 -> 00:29:30.400]:  Bro.
[00:29:30.400 -> 00:29:32.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:29:32.400 -> 00:29:35.400]:  Dude, please don't take all my money again.
[00:29:35.400 -> 00:29:36.400]:  Dude.
[00:29:36.400 -> 00:29:37.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:29:37.400 -> 00:29:38.400]:  It's...
[00:29:38.400 -> 00:29:39.400]:  Bro.
[00:29:39.400 -> 00:29:41.400]:  That's dirty.
[00:29:41.400 -> 00:29:43.400]:  That's dirty, bro.
[00:29:43.400 -> 00:29:46.400]:  That's fucking so fucking stupid.
[00:29:46.400 -> 00:29:47.400]:  I have no money.
[00:29:47.400 -> 00:29:49.400]:  I have absolutely no money now.
[00:29:49.400 -> 00:29:51.400]:  Absolutely nothing.
[00:29:51.400 -> 00:29:53.400]:  Absolutely nothing.
[00:29:53.400 -> 00:29:55.400]:  Thank you so much.
[00:29:55.400 -> 00:29:57.400]:  Yeah, that's just great.
[00:29:57.400 -> 00:29:58.400]:  Fuck these fucking...