VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-06-21 18_52 [42503228248].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.580]:  (upbeat music)
[00:00:02.580 -> 00:00:14.220]:  - Anybody here?
[00:00:14.220 -> 00:00:17.700]:  I'ma tell it to my stainless.
[00:00:17.700 -> 00:00:21.920]:  This is me myself, ha ha ha.
[00:00:21.920 -> 00:00:24.500]:  (upbeat music)
[00:00:24.500 -> 00:00:29.660]:  They ain't no G, low key.
[00:00:29.660 -> 00:00:30.880]:  Yo, what up, what up?
[00:00:30.880 -> 00:00:32.280]:  Smoking on the back wood.
[00:00:32.280 -> 00:00:34.340]:  Hold up.
[00:00:34.340 -> 00:00:36.600]:  (grunting)
[00:00:36.600 -> 00:00:39.880]:  What's up, G?
[00:00:39.880 -> 00:00:40.720]:  Hold up.
[00:00:40.720 -> 00:00:43.000]:  Where are we going here?
[00:00:43.000 -> 00:00:44.680]:  I need to get a, ah, fucker, dude.
[00:00:44.680 -> 00:00:45.820]:  Oh my God.
[00:00:45.820 -> 00:00:48.220]:  Not the whole ember out there, motherfucker, dude.
[00:00:48.220 -> 00:00:49.520]:  That arm roll, holy shit.
[00:00:49.520 -> 00:00:51.860]:  Let's get to take bomb reps, dude.
[00:00:51.860 -> 00:00:53.320]:  Bomb reps, bomb reps, bomb reps.
[00:00:53.320 -> 00:00:54.160]:  Bomb reps.
[00:00:54.160 -> 00:00:57.080]:  Yeah, that shit is raveled apart.
[00:00:57.080 -> 00:00:58.120]:  Unraveled.
[00:00:58.120 -> 00:01:00.200]:  Totally, oh yeah, turn on sub only mode.
[00:01:00.200 -> 00:01:04.280]:  Yo, good, waking up to money in the bank.
[00:01:04.280 -> 00:01:10.040]:  Oh, really?
[00:01:10.040 -> 00:01:13.160]:  Oh, so it's like a juice 30.
[00:01:13.160 -> 00:01:14.000]:  My boy.
[00:01:14.000 -> 00:01:18.480]:  Ah, shank, rolling up that dank.
[00:01:18.480 -> 00:01:19.320]:  All right, I'm not rolling.
[00:01:19.320 -> 00:01:20.140]:  Hey, what up, Sean?
[00:01:20.140 -> 00:01:20.980]:  How you doing, man?
[00:01:20.980 -> 00:01:22.000]:  That's a cool name.
[00:01:22.000 -> 00:01:23.240]:  That's a really cool name.
[00:01:23.240 -> 00:01:24.080]:  You a stream?
[00:01:24.080 -> 00:01:25.480]:  You a stream.
[00:01:25.480 -> 00:01:27.040]:  No way, I'm gonna follow you.
[00:01:27.040 -> 00:01:28.040]:  How do I follow you from here?
[00:01:28.040 -> 00:01:30.240]:  I have to go to your page, I think.
[00:01:30.240 -> 00:01:32.360]:  All right, go to your page.
[00:01:32.360 -> 00:01:33.200]:  Oh, what?
[00:01:33.200 -> 00:01:34.160]:  Oh, what the hell?
[00:01:34.160 -> 00:01:36.720]:  Why'd I do that?
[00:01:36.720 -> 00:01:38.720]:  Oh, well, this is, I'm sorry, I tried.
[00:01:38.720 -> 00:01:41.280]:  Sorry, everybody.
[00:01:41.280 -> 00:01:44.160]:  I feel a little, what I'm setting up, what I'm getting,
[00:01:44.160 -> 00:01:46.800]:  Geely, everybody can type by the way now, so.
[00:01:46.800 -> 00:01:48.120]:  Well, bomb's been in the left corner today.
[00:01:48.120 -> 00:01:49.120]:  I'm like, where the fuck you going?
[00:01:49.120 -> 00:01:49.960]:  I'm just blind.
[00:01:49.960 -> 00:01:50.780]:  What?
[00:01:50.780 -> 00:01:52.880]:  Oh, oh, the webcam, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:01:52.880 -> 00:01:54.600]:  That's because the people are tipping me
[00:01:54.600 -> 00:01:57.400]:  with bad names and stuff on the shuffle, unfortunately.
[00:01:58.360 -> 00:02:00.720]:  Yeah, they're gonna disable my account, though.
[00:02:00.720 -> 00:02:03.480]:  I'm waiting, I'm seeing if they have
[00:02:03.480 -> 00:02:05.800]:  a Lost Pack bonus for me, guys.
[00:02:05.800 -> 00:02:06.640]:  That's what I'm waiting for.
[00:02:06.640 -> 00:02:07.460]:  I hope they can do it for me, man.
[00:02:07.460 -> 00:02:08.600]:  That'd be so cool, dude.
[00:02:08.600 -> 00:02:10.880]:  No, I don't think I did.
[00:02:10.880 -> 00:02:11.880]:  What'd it say, boss?
[00:02:11.880 -> 00:02:16.320]:  Explode, yeah, maybe if I'm on tier or something like that.
[00:02:16.320 -> 00:02:21.360]:  Yeah, it sucks, I'm glad, I'm glad, but it's okay.
[00:02:21.360 -> 00:02:23.600]:  I'm like, I have to plan my life where like,
[00:02:23.600 -> 00:02:24.920]:  that's not like, oh, that's what's up,
[00:02:24.920 -> 00:02:26.960]:  like, so important to me right now.
[00:02:26.960 -> 00:02:28.240]:  But I realized, like, later on in life,
[00:02:28.240 -> 00:02:30.400]:  I'll realize how much that really is, so.
[00:02:30.400 -> 00:02:31.600]:  Oh, yeah, that's right.
[00:02:31.600 -> 00:02:35.880]:  Oh, I already sent it.
[00:02:35.880 -> 00:02:38.080]:  Oh, hell yeah, thank you, brother.
[00:02:38.080 -> 00:02:39.520]:  Oh, and go, what?
[00:02:39.520 -> 00:02:40.360]:  Sweet.
[00:02:40.360 -> 00:02:44.520]:  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.
[00:02:44.520 -> 00:02:45.340]:  That's what I'm waiting on.
[00:02:45.340 -> 00:02:47.980]:  I'm waiting for them to write me back about the Lost Pack.
[00:02:47.980 -> 00:02:49.520]:  VIP benefits, should I say that?
[00:02:49.520 -> 00:02:52.520]:  Should I say, is it a VIP?
[00:02:52.520 -> 00:02:53.720]:  Is staff fire available?
[00:02:54.040 -> 00:02:57.600]:  Yeah, nigga, it's your boy Juicy J.
[00:02:57.600 -> 00:03:00.320]:  Man, you gotta watch out for these old backstabbing.
[00:03:00.320 -> 00:03:01.840]:  Broke ass, you know what I'm saying?
[00:03:01.840 -> 00:03:03.920]:  Chillin' hate man, niggas out here, man.
[00:03:03.920 -> 00:03:05.280]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:05.280 -> 00:03:07.320]:  Man, these niggas ain't no real niggas, man.
[00:03:07.320 -> 00:03:08.160]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:08.160 -> 00:03:10.120]:  Niggas be smilin', they be facin'.
[00:03:10.120 -> 00:03:11.360]:  ♪ Back in the building so black ♪
[00:03:11.360 -> 00:03:12.920]:  ♪ In the living room, niggas so tacked ♪
[00:03:12.920 -> 00:03:14.480]:  ♪ So we asked for a new rag ♪
[00:03:14.480 -> 00:03:15.560]:  ♪ Keep a red and blue flag ♪
[00:03:15.560 -> 00:03:17.000]:  ♪ And then the one you be would be the one ♪
[00:03:17.000 -> 00:03:18.720]:  ♪ That you're in the middle of the home ♪
[00:03:18.720 -> 00:03:20.200]:  ♪ If you never seen black, dad ♪
[00:03:20.200 -> 00:03:24.240]:  ♪ First place feelin', nigga, self-crack, yeah ♪
[00:03:24.240 -> 00:03:27.080]:  ♪ Shawty for the shawty, lookin' like she got a bad bag, bad bag ♪
[00:03:27.080 -> 00:03:28.280]:  Here's a multiply.
[00:03:28.280 -> 00:03:31.760]:  I'm an A-Set Rocky and Juicy J, right?
[00:03:31.760 -> 00:03:33.320]:  True, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
[00:03:33.320 -> 00:03:35.800]:  Yep, here's a link for your boss, ma'am, Jack.
[00:03:35.800 -> 00:03:37.800]:  Mmm, mmm.
[00:03:37.800 -> 00:03:40.040]:  Hell yeah.
[00:03:40.040 -> 00:03:43.080]:  Oh, my money's, oh, $34 juicer.
[00:03:43.080 -> 00:03:46.080]:  Oh, they're writing me back, guys.
[00:03:46.080 -> 00:03:46.920]:  How 'bout the lost back?
[00:03:46.920 -> 00:03:47.760]:  Let's see what they say.
[00:03:48.760 -> 00:03:50.640]:  ♪ But these motherfuckers better give me my phone ♪
[00:03:50.640 -> 00:03:52.000]:  Oh, I see.
[00:03:52.000 -> 00:03:53.440]:  ♪ Listen up, these niggas stayin' though ♪
[00:03:53.440 -> 00:03:54.880]:  ♪ Reason why you niggas we ain't goin' ♪
[00:03:54.880 -> 00:03:56.000]:  ♪ Jail clothes in a picture sprayin' ♪
[00:03:56.000 -> 00:03:57.320]:  ♪ Make you see your nose, I remember ♪
[00:03:57.320 -> 00:03:58.160]:  Okay.
[00:03:58.160 -> 00:04:00.000]:  ♪ Listen up, these hoes and these niggas ♪
[00:04:00.000 -> 00:04:01.800]:  ♪ Keepin' in my wheel ♪
[00:04:01.800 -> 00:04:04.360]:  ♪ You been trailed to this thing I feel ♪
[00:04:04.360 -> 00:04:06.040]:  ♪ Keepin' in my wheel ♪
[00:04:06.040 -> 00:04:06.880]:  ♪ Keepin' in my trail ♪
[00:04:06.880 -> 00:04:09.800]:  Whoa, all right, guys, get in there.
[00:04:09.800 -> 00:04:11.200]:  ♪ Keepin' in trail ♪
[00:04:11.200 -> 00:04:14.080]:  Hold on, hold on, gimme just a minute, guys.
[00:04:14.080 -> 00:04:15.120]:  Hey, bro, that's the summer balls.
[00:04:15.120 -> 00:04:16.960]:  Uh, I wanna go somewhere on vacation.
[00:04:16.960 -> 00:04:18.120]:  Even if it's, like, by myself, dude,
[00:04:18.120 -> 00:04:20.680]:  I'll just do streams and just chill with you guys.
[00:04:20.680 -> 00:04:23.360]:  'Cause you guys keep me company as well, actually, so.
[00:04:23.360 -> 00:04:25.200]:  But, I don't wanna do this one, man.
[00:04:25.200 -> 00:04:36.800]:  All right, guys, let's get it.
[00:04:36.800 -> 00:04:39.640]:  All right, $34, let's get in there, guys.
[00:04:39.640 -> 00:04:41.000]:  I wanna, yeah, okay.
[00:04:41.000 -> 00:04:43.840]:  Here we go, guys.
[00:04:43.840 -> 00:04:45.160]:  $34, ha-la.
[00:04:45.160 -> 00:04:50.160]:  ♪ Shut the fuck up ♪
[00:04:50.160 -> 00:04:52.160]:  ♪ Fuck with a nigga like me ♪
[00:04:52.160 -> 00:04:53.880]:  ♪ All right, beat my nigga, pimp C ♪
[00:04:53.880 -> 00:04:55.240]:  ♪ H-P-A, shit is weak ♪
[00:04:55.240 -> 00:04:56.080]:  Will do.
[00:04:56.080 -> 00:05:00.280]:  All right, guys, where we goin' with the $34?
[00:05:00.280 -> 00:05:03.160]:  I wanna try to get $40, so I can do $4, $2.
[00:05:03.160 -> 00:05:04.880]:  ♪ Beat back with a big boy in three stacks ♪
[00:05:04.880 -> 00:05:07.040]:  ♪ I can hit you down to bring the beat back, nigga ♪
[00:05:07.040 -> 00:05:09.240]:  Oh, we got $42 now, $44.
[00:05:09.240 -> 00:05:10.680]:  ♪ All right, beat my nigga, pimp C ♪
[00:05:10.680 -> 00:05:12.120]:  ♪ Woo, yeah, shit is weak ♪
[00:05:12.120 -> 00:05:12.960]:  ♪ Keep that ♪
[00:05:12.960 -> 00:05:14.920]:  ♪ I'm a truth that I can't even beat that ♪
[00:05:14.920 -> 00:05:16.560]:  ♪ We're the hoes, we're the weed, we're the cheese ♪
[00:05:16.560 -> 00:05:17.400]:  Oh, my God.
[00:05:17.400 -> 00:05:19.000]:  ♪ F-C-C, tell 'em to beat that ♪
[00:05:19.000 -> 00:05:19.840]:  ♪ We ain't no fair ♪
[00:05:19.840 -> 00:05:21.000]:  ♪ Just kill it, make 'em beat that ♪
[00:05:21.000 -> 00:05:21.840]:  Oh.
[00:05:21.840 -> 00:05:27.760]:  Holy crap.
[00:05:27.760 -> 00:05:30.040]:  Oh, my gosh, guys, watch this.
[00:05:30.040 -> 00:05:33.280]:  Oh, oh, oh!
[00:05:33.280 -> 00:05:35.600]:  Huge crime, dude, no way.
[00:05:35.600 -> 00:05:37.320]:  Holy shit, boss.
[00:05:37.320 -> 00:05:41.720]:  Look at me, please, please, 100 is good, 100 is good.
[00:05:41.720 -> 00:05:43.400]:  30 to 34.
[00:05:43.400 -> 00:05:44.240]:  Dude, that's the second time
[00:05:44.240 -> 00:05:45.920]:  I got lucky with his juicer today.
[00:05:45.920 -> 00:05:48.160]:  He got the lucky juicer, watch this.
[00:05:48.160 -> 00:05:49.000]:  Oh.
[00:05:49.000 -> 00:05:54.160]:  No, and there goes half of it, okay?
[00:05:54.160 -> 00:05:58.000]:  Yes.
[00:05:58.000 -> 00:06:01.320]:  Yeah, 160!
[00:06:01.320 -> 00:06:03.200]:  Let's fucking go, guys, no way!
[00:06:03.200 -> 00:06:07.000]:  That shit was sick, that was sick.
[00:06:07.000 -> 00:06:09.000]:  Time of five minutes, you have a large titty Nicholas,
[00:06:09.000 -> 00:06:10.240]:  sounds like a dumb fuck.
[00:06:10.240 -> 00:06:13.000]:  I just gave him 60 bucks more on, ha!
[00:06:13.000 -> 00:06:16.200]:  Give him a second, bro, let the fucking man cook.
[00:06:16.200 -> 00:06:17.040]:  Jeez.
[00:06:17.040 -> 00:06:20.680]:  Yeah!
[00:06:20.680 -> 00:06:23.000]:  $60 dice win, bitch!
[00:06:23.000 -> 00:06:24.480]:  How about you watch that, guys?
[00:06:24.480 -> 00:06:26.400]:  That dude's looking dumb now.
[00:06:26.400 -> 00:06:27.240]:  Dumb fuck.
[00:06:27.240 -> 00:06:35.800]:  Oh!
[00:06:35.800 -> 00:06:38.040]:  I just quadruple-chucked it or triple-chucked it.
[00:06:38.040 -> 00:06:39.160]:  I think that was a quad-chuck.
[00:06:39.160 -> 00:06:42.160]:  Oh my gosh, dude, it doesn't want to stop losing.
[00:06:42.160 -> 00:06:43.360]:  I mean, stop winning.
[00:06:43.360 -> 00:06:44.960]:  Come on, oh shit, shit.
[00:06:44.960 -> 00:06:48.640]:  Oh my God.
[00:06:48.640 -> 00:06:52.280]:  Dude, I cannot believe I just got the $300, bro.
[00:06:52.280 -> 00:06:53.760]:  Oh my God.
[00:06:53.760 -> 00:06:54.920]:  Oh, that's 'cause I was getting tips
[00:06:54.920 -> 00:06:56.880]:  by offensive names, man.
[00:06:56.880 -> 00:06:58.640]:  I don't know how to fix that, dude.
[00:06:58.640 -> 00:07:00.080]:  Like if they sent me an offensive name,
[00:07:00.080 -> 00:07:01.720]:  I could get banned on Twitch.
[00:07:01.720 -> 00:07:05.600]:  But what I can do is maybe make it smaller like that.
[00:07:05.600 -> 00:07:07.280]:  No, it's way up, oh no, it's right there.
[00:07:07.280 -> 00:07:09.400]:  Oh wait, it's right there, better, man, okay.
[00:07:09.400 -> 00:07:11.000]:  Yeah, I think that'll cover it.
[00:07:11.000 -> 00:07:13.560]:  I think that covers the tip area.
[00:07:13.560 -> 00:07:15.040]:  Is that better?
[00:07:15.040 -> 00:07:15.880]:  There you go.
[00:07:15.880 -> 00:07:17.680]:  I was about to leave, though.
[00:07:17.680 -> 00:07:19.720]:  I'll just do a big $60 and then do it.
[00:07:19.720 -> 00:07:21.960]:  Oh, I knew it, dude, I knew it.
[00:07:21.960 -> 00:07:22.800]:  Dude, no way.
[00:07:22.800 -> 00:07:24.080]:  Oh my God!
[00:07:24.080 -> 00:07:26.440]:  Holy shit, I fucking knew it.
[00:07:26.440 -> 00:07:28.520]:  Dude, what the fuck?
[00:07:28.520 -> 00:07:31.240]:  Bro, are you fucking?
[00:07:31.240 -> 00:07:33.320]:  Oh my fucking God.
[00:07:33.320 -> 00:07:37.000]:  Oh my fucking God.
[00:07:37.440 -> 00:07:39.560]:  What the fuck was that?
[00:07:39.560 -> 00:07:41.360]:  What the fuck was that?
[00:07:41.360 -> 00:07:44.360]:  Oh my God, wow, wow, wow.
[00:07:44.360 -> 00:07:45.480]:  Did you guys see that?
[00:07:45.480 -> 00:07:47.800]:  I just lost like nine in a row, right?
[00:07:47.800 -> 00:07:51.960]:  Dude, that's fucking ridiculous, dude.
[00:07:51.960 -> 00:07:53.680]:  What the fuck, man?
[00:07:53.680 -> 00:07:56.120]:  You're kidding me, bro, you're kidding me.
[00:07:56.120 -> 00:07:57.120]:  You're fucking joking, bro.
[00:07:57.120 -> 00:07:59.880]:  You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro.
[00:07:59.880 -> 00:08:01.240]:  You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro.
[00:08:01.240 -> 00:08:02.840]:  There's no way, man.
[00:08:02.840 -> 00:08:05.280]:  There's no fucking way, bro.
[00:08:05.280 -> 00:08:08.080]:  Wow, man, that's fucking insane, dude.
[00:08:08.080 -> 00:08:09.360]:  Dude, I don't even know, bro.
[00:08:09.360 -> 00:08:11.640]:  I don't know, man, I don't know what it was, bro.
[00:08:11.640 -> 00:08:12.920]:  I don't know.
[00:08:12.920 -> 00:08:16.320]:  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
[00:08:16.320 -> 00:08:17.360]:  Nine in a row.
[00:08:17.360 -> 00:08:20.920]:  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
[00:08:20.920 -> 00:08:21.960]:  Great.
[00:08:21.960 -> 00:08:24.480]:  Nine losses in a row, that's fucking crazy, dude.
[00:08:24.480 -> 00:08:28.200]:  Fucking just sucked it up.
[00:08:28.200 -> 00:08:29.840]:  All $300.
[00:08:29.840 -> 00:08:32.000]:  I had such a good come up, too.
[00:08:32.000 -> 00:08:34.040]:  That's so fucking stupid, dude.
[00:08:34.040 -> 00:08:37.280]:  Wow, man.
[00:08:37.280 -> 00:08:39.440]:  I have nothing now, bro.
[00:08:39.440 -> 00:08:41.560]:  I can't wish I didn't go live, to be honest.
[00:08:41.560 -> 00:08:43.160]:  It's okay.
[00:08:43.160 -> 00:08:44.760]:  Fuck it, dude, I'll see y'all later, man.
[00:08:44.760 -> 00:08:45.600]:  Have a good day, man.
[00:08:45.600 -> 00:08:47.280]:  Fuck this, dude, this is stupid.
[00:08:47.280 -> 00:08:52.280]:  (background noise drowns out other sounds)