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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:14.500]:  Oh wow what the fuck buff bats are rat too great you know it's fine it's just I'm good
[00:00:14.500 -> 00:00:20.220]:  I'm finding out now okay I'll be my live guys thank you virtuous thank you
[00:00:20.220 -> 00:00:23.440]:  brother I hope you're doing good virtuous hope you're doing good brother
[00:00:23.440 -> 00:00:33.400]:  okay okay LTC here you go boss man here you go my Jeep I'm okay I'm okay I'm
[00:00:33.400 -> 00:00:47.240]:  okay uh if I get really lucky it's still like 96% or something so probably not
[00:00:47.240 -> 00:00:53.120]:  98% oh shit getting close thank you virtuous thank you flick I appreciate
[00:00:53.120 -> 00:01:00.960]:  that much heat hope you're doing good bro uh it was from him only yupp it for
[00:01:00.960 -> 00:01:06.120]:  you to do it it have to be a 5050 pack yeah but I'm gonna need that 50 he ain't
[00:01:06.120 -> 00:01:14.240]:  that poor are you I know right festive video I know that will be nice you too
[00:01:14.240 -> 00:01:19.120]:  flick I'm saying you 250 sure sure sure all right
[00:01:19.120 -> 00:01:26.720]:  third thank you brother sure Santa yeah I'm nervous that she's upset I want me
[00:01:26.720 -> 00:01:50.160]:  bitch I'm flustered why what's up puppy dumb bitch that's for our smoke I like
[00:01:50.160 -> 00:01:58.000]:  this one this summertime I think it is yeah yeah yeah yeah sublime is good
[00:01:58.000 -> 00:02:02.640]:  anybody else like some lime are you still like them why is that your
[00:02:02.640 -> 00:02:11.680]:  favorite this is you like it uh definitely Kendrick bro sorry this song
[00:02:11.680 -> 00:02:15.480]:  is good I chose anyone thousand if you do 15 push-ups sure you guys send it
[00:02:15.480 -> 00:02:20.600]:  first no type of six if you do not think this guy would ever send me a thousand
[00:02:20.600 -> 00:02:24.040]:  if you don't think he's being serious if you think he's trolling type of six
[00:02:24.040 -> 00:02:28.480]:  no one believes you bro I sure as fuck don't believe you bro I do not believe
[00:02:28.480 -> 00:02:33.480]:  you I don't believe him come on man come the fuck on no one believes you
[00:02:33.480 -> 00:02:43.780]:  bro get the fuck out of here she treats me like be realistic man why is it so
[00:02:43.780 -> 00:02:46.080]:  quiet
[00:02:46.080 -> 00:03:00.600]:  I'm gonna look this up so much yeah it sounds so good summer time yeah buddy
[00:03:00.600 -> 00:03:05.960]:  here we go this will be a louder version watch oh you two broke to send it first
[00:03:05.960 -> 00:03:13.320]:  oh that's sad can't do it because you never were going to yes I thought
[00:03:13.320 -> 00:03:17.440]:  that's what I thought boss you're right now band as well if you want to send
[00:03:17.440 -> 00:03:23.080]:  that whatever you said to send in all that I'm banging hello Matthew how you
[00:03:23.080 -> 00:03:32.040]:  doing yes I have always my favorite too puppy no I'll pass another dope song
[00:03:32.040 -> 00:03:36.360]:  they may I can't think of who's that darling oh sublime oh they got a bunch
[00:03:36.360 -> 00:03:40.840]:  of them dude they got a few bro this song is vibing hell yeah I'll play a
[00:03:40.840 -> 00:03:46.480]:  few more darling I like they might be one of those no I didn't prove no I
[00:03:46.480 -> 00:03:49.800]:  didn't ask for money for an unbanned no why you have a problem with that I
[00:03:49.800 -> 00:03:56.740]:  feel like a what's wrong no I didn't say that he offered something to me he's
[00:03:56.740 -> 00:04:01.440]:  trolling about it so I was saying I mean you fill in little blanks dude fill in
[00:04:01.440 -> 00:04:05.080]:  the blanks well what's up prove can I help you type of seven if I should ban
[00:04:05.080 -> 00:04:11.800]:  proof type of seven if I should ban prove right the fuck now get him the
[00:04:11.800 -> 00:04:18.040]:  fuck out of here get him the fuck out get out of here no one likes you no one
[00:04:18.040 -> 00:04:26.360]:  wants you here bro I promise you you know I want to hear oh it's a funny not
[00:04:26.360 -> 00:04:31.720]:  fuck now get the fuck out of here bitch the fuck are you
[00:04:31.720 -> 00:04:41.680]:  all mic up with you boss a lot of you would I don't know that's supposed to
[00:04:41.680 -> 00:04:50.200]:  be dude oh mr. god zen says man's back to gambling again he didn't learn his
[00:04:50.200 -> 00:04:54.880]:  lesson today type of nine if I should ban this pussy type of nine if I should
[00:04:54.880 -> 00:05:02.380]:  ban this pussy from the chat they've been easy you a weirdo bro no one wants
[00:05:02.380 -> 00:05:09.060]:  you here bro sorry bro peace out no B C D I love you guys man those that really
[00:05:09.060 -> 00:05:12.420]:  like me man y'all are great y'all are fucking awesome dude I mean that too
[00:05:12.420 -> 00:05:16.700]:  man thank you did I ever give you my LTC bro did I ever give it to him bro
[00:05:16.700 -> 00:05:20.220]:  turb did I give it to you I think oh you said sent didn't you I'm tripping bro my
[00:05:20.220 -> 00:05:25.400]:  bad the evil the fuck do you want
[00:05:25.400 -> 00:05:34.200]:  hey there it is speaking of which all right guys 40 bucks I'm gonna go play a
[00:05:34.200 -> 00:05:44.180]:  little roulette been a while mining roulette action whoa I know right
[00:05:44.180 -> 00:05:48.700]:  ocularity is it funny to you take a 30 minute ocularity I don't understand why
[00:05:48.700 -> 00:05:54.180]:  that's funny to you take a 30 minute time out come on hit one of them bitches
[00:05:54.180 -> 00:05:59.880]:  we got zero we got three and we got zero four eight eleven ten and thirteen
[00:05:59.880 -> 00:06:06.500]:  come on give me one of them come on baby come on baby do it do it do it do it
[00:06:06.500 -> 00:06:15.020]:  oh right next to my four bro damn son this for the freedom way I usually mark
[00:06:15.020 -> 00:06:18.260]:  15 - I might have actually
[00:06:28.380 -> 00:06:34.980]:  12 on black let's go the living ZZ please lean onto your black dude or one
[00:06:34.980 -> 00:06:39.700]:  of my black numbers I know right man I know everything was so much better back
[00:06:39.700 -> 00:06:44.660]:  then are you Bo Russia hell yeah congrats give me that eight give me that
[00:06:44.660 -> 00:06:48.300]:  eight hundred times baby that'll be so cool man I'm gonna hit a lightning in
[00:06:48.300 -> 00:06:56.500]:  forever come on guys let's get this money come on come on yeah black thank
[00:06:56.500 -> 00:07:01.220]:  God it almost bounced in the 16 dude I was so close bro we didn't get one my
[00:07:01.220 -> 00:07:04.940]:  numbers to be barely profited but we're gonna try that again but this time with
[00:07:04.940 -> 00:07:13.700]:  1350 1390 on black yeah 20 cents on those 20 cents there your parents
[00:07:13.700 -> 00:07:16.160]:  thank you to show you the property oh I haven't destroyed the property a long
[00:07:16.160 -> 00:07:25.060]:  time while you waste the money they keep giving you for school all right I
[00:07:25.060 -> 00:07:29.140]:  haven't been to school in a long time do you must be misinformed hate to break
[00:07:29.140 -> 00:07:32.860]:  it to you give me a 10 type of 10 if I should ban FUPA and hopefully get a 10
[00:07:32.860 -> 00:07:40.980]:  on roulette come on baby come on black or green come on no fuck
[00:07:40.980 -> 00:07:48.100]:  god damn it bantam okay gotcha I got you see you later god damn it I would lose
[00:07:48.100 -> 00:08:03.940]:  that bro hey funny Ralph chill out bro oh you want to get banned okay see you
[00:08:03.940 -> 00:08:09.620]:  Ralph who's laughing now not you you're not in the chat no more
[00:08:11.620 -> 00:08:27.100]:  let's love give me 17 17 38 17 38 dude what does a magnet did you see I went in
[00:08:27.100 -> 00:08:37.500]:  there that was so corny bro that was so corny I feel like listen that oh yeah
[00:08:37.500 -> 00:08:57.860]:  uh-huh I got a Glock in my Rory 17 17 38 it looked like one to me so I thought
[00:08:57.860 -> 00:09:02.660]:  it looked like one flip you don't have to think so behind oh that's a fine
[00:09:02.660 -> 00:09:12.500]:  wine dough I pressed rewind oh I got it yeah that's a steak yeah no have you
[00:09:12.500 -> 00:09:16.780]:  ever seen the monitor motorized balls he's a roulette to make it jump around I
[00:09:16.780 -> 00:09:22.300]:  don't know man they got something going on they're making bang trust me they're
[00:09:22.300 -> 00:09:26.740]:  making bank dog they're making bank whatever they're doing
[00:09:30.980 -> 00:09:43.340]:  pretty long showed up from a boy say so have a go motorized balls yeah come on
[00:09:43.340 -> 00:10:09.460]:  over oh shit ha ha ha ha what kind of mode is that I am always I need a mod
[00:10:09.460 -> 00:10:14.660]:  darling are you here darling will you watch the chat we're gonna go make
[00:10:14.660 -> 00:10:26.380]:  somebody I don't even know who you are says please keep boss man man fuck you
[00:10:26.380 -> 00:10:30.380]:  all right about that oh I'm right me on discord real quick or something I need
[00:10:30.380 -> 00:10:33.900]:  to make sure it's actually you though or maybe I'm actually right me on
[00:10:33.900 -> 00:10:37.700]:  Instagram where I comment on your shit yeah right me on there DM please if you
[00:10:37.700 -> 00:10:41.060]:  don't mind and I'm odd you real quick that'd be great man if you could help me
[00:10:41.060 -> 00:10:46.100]:  mom I don't trust many people dude what's up to the channel what the beans
[00:10:46.100 -> 00:11:12.140]:  what are you talking about sorry you could say something about my mom if you
[00:11:12.140 -> 00:11:22.460]:  I'm gonna say hi bro I didn't mean to say hi bro that's weird as shit hi oh
[00:11:22.460 -> 00:11:35.700]:  I bet yeah is this you is that you on Twitch I said hi to him hi like what
[00:11:35.700 -> 00:11:42.080]:  the fuck hello here with the tier 1 thank you brother thank you thank you all
[00:11:42.080 -> 00:11:45.340]:  right bet it's actually him I'm Joe Harlan here we go
[00:11:45.340 -> 00:11:49.540]:  modded my boy thank you for helping out brand you know how much hate I get man
[00:11:49.540 -> 00:11:53.100]:  it's fucking crazy bro all right I'll be right back give me a few minutes I'm
[00:11:53.100 -> 00:11:55.340]:  gonna make some chicken biscuits or whatever I got in the freezer I don't
[00:11:55.340 -> 00:11:59.060]:  know what I got yet gotta take a peek
[00:11:59.060 -> 00:12:05.020]:  oh let me play a banger for y'all while I'm gone hold on let's see what we got
[00:12:05.020 -> 00:12:07.300]:  here
[00:12:07.300 -> 00:12:12.060]:  okay as an old-school Uzi bird banger I'll be right back
[00:12:12.060 -> 00:12:15.060]:  hey
[00:12:15.060 -> 00:12:17.060]:  hey
[00:12:17.060 -> 00:12:20.060]:  hey
[00:12:20.060 -> 00:12:23.060]:  hey
[00:12:23.060 -> 00:12:37.500]:  I don't really care if you cry
[00:12:37.500 -> 00:12:40.500]:  I really shouldn't have a lie
[00:12:40.500 -> 00:12:44.500]:  should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes
[00:12:44.500 -> 00:12:49.500]:  baby I am not afraid to die push me to the edge
[00:12:49.500 -> 00:12:54.640]:  all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me
[00:12:54.640 -> 00:12:59.900]:  to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge Phantom that's alright
[00:12:59.900 -> 00:13:03.300]:  is that alright? That's how then you're out of slag
[00:13:03.300 -> 00:13:07.900]:  I didn't wanna act my baby I'm mad I'm really her man no
[00:13:07.900 -> 00:13:11.100]:  everybody got the same sweat no all the way that I check no
[00:13:11.100 -> 00:13:14.140]:  Stacking my bags all the way to the top all the way till my bed falling no
[00:13:14.140 -> 00:13:17.140]:  every time that you leave your spot your girlfriend call me like come on
[00:13:17.140 -> 00:13:19.780]:  I like the way that you treat me gonna do you won't leave me I call it that
[00:13:19.780 -> 00:13:21.780]:  Casa no
[00:13:21.780 -> 00:13:23.780]:  she's out on the sand I'm gonna blow my brain up
[00:13:23.780 -> 00:13:25.780]:  hey
[00:13:25.780 -> 00:13:27.780]:  daddy you're the player
[00:13:27.780 -> 00:13:29.780]:  please
[00:13:29.780 -> 00:13:31.780]:  daddy make it go away
[00:13:31.780 -> 00:13:33.780]:  I committed not a need it but it keep controlling me
[00:13:33.780 -> 00:13:35.780]:  I don't pay now I can't feel it I swear that it's flowing me
[00:13:35.780 -> 00:13:37.780]:  yeah
[00:13:37.780 -> 00:13:39.780]:  I don't really care if you cry
[00:13:39.780 -> 00:13:43.780]:  I really shouldn't have a lie
[00:13:43.780 -> 00:13:45.780]:  should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes
[00:13:45.780 -> 00:13:47.780]:  she said I'm not afraid to die
[00:13:47.780 -> 00:13:49.780]:  yeah
[00:13:49.780 -> 00:13:51.780]:  I'm a wizard
[00:13:51.780 -> 00:13:53.780]:  I'm a wizard
[00:13:53.780 -> 00:13:55.780]:  yeah
[00:13:55.780 -> 00:13:57.780]:  I'm a wizard
[00:13:57.780 -> 00:13:59.780]:  I'm a wizard
[00:13:59.780 -> 00:14:01.780]:  yeah
[00:14:01.780 -> 00:14:03.780]:  daddy that's the sweat that's where you figure on
[00:14:03.780 -> 00:14:05.780]:  y'all need to know when I take my kid on
[00:14:05.780 -> 00:14:07.780]:  yeah
[00:14:07.780 -> 00:14:09.780]:  red on
[00:14:09.780 -> 00:14:11.780]:  yeah
[00:14:11.780 -> 00:14:15.780]:  yeah
[00:14:15.780 -> 00:14:17.780]:  yeah
[00:14:17.780 -> 00:14:19.780]:  yeah
[00:14:19.780 -> 00:14:21.780]:  yeah
[00:14:21.780 -> 00:14:23.780]:  yeah
[00:14:23.780 -> 00:14:25.780]:  yeah
[00:14:25.780 -> 00:14:27.780]:  yeah
[00:14:27.780 -> 00:14:29.780]:  yeah
[00:14:29.780 -> 00:14:31.780]:  yeah
[00:14:31.780 -> 00:14:33.780]:  yeah
[00:14:33.780 -> 00:14:35.780]:  yeah
[00:14:35.780 -> 00:14:37.780]:  yeah
[00:14:37.780 -> 00:14:39.780]:  I don't really care
[00:14:39.780 -> 00:14:41.780]:  I don't really care
[00:14:41.780 -> 00:14:43.780]:  if you cry
[00:14:43.780 -> 00:14:45.780]:  I really shouldn't have a lie
[00:14:45.780 -> 00:14:47.780]:  should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes
[00:14:47.780 -> 00:14:49.780]:  she said baby
[00:14:49.780 -> 00:14:51.780]:  I'm not afraid to die
[00:14:51.780 -> 00:14:53.780]:  push me to the edge
[00:14:53.780 -> 00:14:55.780]:  all my friends are dead
[00:14:55.780 -> 00:14:57.780]:  push me to the edge
[00:14:57.780 -> 00:14:59.780]:  all my friends are dead
[00:14:59.780 -> 00:15:01.780]:  push me to the edge
[00:15:01.780 -> 00:15:03.780]:  all my friends are dead
[00:15:03.780 -> 00:15:05.780]:  push me to the edge
[00:15:05.780 -> 00:15:07.780]:  push me
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[00:16:37.780 -> 00:16:40.760]:  ♪ Laying with me, pot with me ♪
[00:16:40.760 -> 00:16:43.560]:  ♪ Get high with me if you rock with me ♪
[00:16:43.560 -> 00:16:46.600]:  ♪ Smoke with me, drink with me ♪
[00:16:46.600 -> 00:16:49.500]:  ♪ Fucked up liver with some bad kidneys ♪
[00:16:49.500 -> 00:16:52.460]:  ♪ Laying with me, pot with me ♪
[00:16:52.460 -> 00:16:55.300]:  ♪ Get high with me if you rock with me ♪
[00:16:55.300 -> 00:16:58.300]:  ♪ Smoke with me, drink with me ♪
[00:16:58.300 -> 00:17:01.240]:  ♪ Fucked up liver with some bad kidneys ♪
[00:17:01.240 -> 00:17:03.740]:  ♪ Andre, nobody's in ♪
[00:17:03.740 -> 00:17:06.640]:  ♪ Crashed my stain, no saline ♪
[00:17:06.640 -> 00:17:09.780]:  ♪ Yeah, I love peace, yeah, I love lean ♪
[00:17:09.780 -> 00:17:12.660]:  ♪ I laugh when they ask if my piss clean ♪
[00:17:12.660 -> 00:17:16.060]:  ♪ Smoke with me, pot with me ♪
[00:17:16.060 -> 00:17:18.360]:  ♪ Could you start coming shop with me ♪
[00:17:18.360 -> 00:17:21.320]:  ♪ If I overdose, bear, you gon' drop with me ♪
[00:17:21.320 -> 00:17:23.820]:  ♪ I don't even wanna think about it right now ♪
[00:17:23.820 -> 00:17:27.140]:  ♪ Let's get too high, reach a new high ♪
[00:17:27.140 -> 00:17:29.300]:  ♪ Take the shrooms and the pills and the saints ♪
[00:17:29.300 -> 00:17:30.360]:  - All right, guys, I'm back.
[00:17:30.360 -> 00:17:31.660]:  What's up, guys?
[00:17:31.660 -> 00:17:33.540]:  How we living, how we living?
[00:17:33.540 -> 00:17:34.380]:  What's up, everybody?
[00:17:34.380 -> 00:17:37.340]:  ♪ Don't feel wrong, you're laying with me ♪
[00:17:37.340 -> 00:17:38.580]:  - I don't know what that means.
[00:17:38.580 -> 00:17:40.220]:  Can't take it, I'm sorry.
[00:17:40.220 -> 00:17:42.020]:  ♪ Get high with me if you rock with me ♪
[00:17:42.020 -> 00:17:44.740]:  ♪ Smoke with me, drink with me ♪
[00:17:44.740 -> 00:17:47.980]:  ♪ Fucked up liver with some bad kidneys ♪
[00:17:47.980 -> 00:17:50.960]:  ♪ Laying with me, pot with me ♪
[00:17:50.960 -> 00:17:54.360]:  ♪ Get high with me if you rock with me ♪
[00:17:54.360 -> 00:17:55.300]:  - Thank you, bitch.
[00:17:55.300 -> 00:17:56.300]:  ♪ Drink with me ♪
[00:17:56.300 -> 00:17:57.140]:  - What's up, guy?
[00:17:57.140 -> 00:17:57.960]:  I know.
[00:17:57.960 -> 00:17:58.800]:  How you living, man?
[00:17:58.800 -> 00:17:59.640]:  How you doing, man?
[00:17:59.640 -> 00:18:00.460]:  What's up, Burberry?
[00:18:00.460 -> 00:18:02.220]:  Thank you, FX.
[00:18:02.220 -> 00:18:03.040]:  Thank you, bro.
[00:18:03.040 -> 00:18:18.160]:  effects and you suppose got some good music honey you spoke about some real
[00:18:18.160 -> 00:18:26.720]:  shit but he's a real one man I can relate to why his music man RFP man RFP
[00:18:26.720 -> 00:18:35.240]:  Oh yeah I don't know about what all that's about I don't know yeah good look up
[00:18:35.240 -> 00:18:41.180]:  campers good look bro with that such a Harlem a boy yo so much a totally gift
[00:18:41.180 -> 00:18:46.160]:  you're all in a sub bro that'd be cool it's just I'm making drama so me anybody
[00:18:46.160 -> 00:18:54.920]:  can anybody anybody yeah I got you bro it feels so no more sarcastic comments
[00:18:54.920 -> 00:19:05.600]:  bro swear to god take it right away Timmy hey Nick Bach Nick Bach gee thank you
[00:19:05.600 -> 00:19:10.960]:  for this gifted sir gifted sir did your Harlem no way oh shit thank you my boy
[00:19:10.960 -> 00:19:20.680]:  there you go to Harlem thank you Nick you're a beast bro thank you it's late
[00:19:20.680 -> 00:19:25.400]:  dude it's like 307 hey yeah let's go we like that do we take those let's go
[00:19:25.400 -> 00:19:29.560]:  thank you Nick yo what up brother you're not even a sub yourself and you're
[00:19:29.560 -> 00:19:34.160]:  gifting us up you're a legend thank you brother oh I don't have money a little
[00:19:34.160 -> 00:19:48.720]:  bit I don't need can't have any cancers no oh yeah thank you bro no that's okay
[00:19:48.720 -> 00:20:02.120]:  IFX I'll have something a little bit no think I'm going back home all you good
[00:20:02.120 -> 00:20:08.960]:  boy don't worry hey we we wet rat meat thank you for the prime hey we are both
[00:20:08.960 -> 00:20:12.160]:  Austin love gambling in this secret bro that's cool shit nice to meet you to
[00:20:12.160 -> 00:20:26.320]:  look hope you win today Austin thank you bro I do like the gamble it is true
[00:20:26.320 -> 00:20:32.120]:  TOSIMI I've got a little banana I know I don't want to hear it I just whipped
[00:20:32.120 -> 00:20:37.560]:  the banana down I got so out for you what do you mean I got well yeah once
[00:20:37.560 -> 00:20:48.960]:  doom at 98% look at this oh I'm really not in I'm not really in the mood for
[00:20:48.960 -> 00:20:53.380]:  that but I redeem your points though
[00:21:02.520 -> 00:21:16.760]:  oh I don't know man not sure supreme but I never be honest thank you it is
[00:21:16.760 -> 00:21:32.320]:  case Oh no so Lucas we're back home turn seven subs you guys are awesome man
[00:21:32.320 -> 00:21:43.480]:  holy shit what the fuck turn seven we gotta get the 1k ASAP chat I said my
[00:21:43.480 -> 00:21:56.200]:  soul goddamn empty I think what color should I put this up as the sub count
[00:21:56.200 -> 00:22:00.640]:  I'm not sure being sarcastic I have a thank you I mean a cold hot dog right
[00:22:00.640 -> 00:22:07.360]:  now all right Lizzie how is my prime sub um you just hit the prime button do
[00:22:07.360 -> 00:22:18.680]:  like we subscribe there should be an option for prime oh am I spider they're
[00:22:18.680 -> 00:22:21.560]:  already up they don't they don't go to sleep they have people 24/7 bro I need
[00:22:21.560 -> 00:22:25.200]:  to break it to you why would I get banned why would I get banned Spider-Man
[00:22:25.200 -> 00:22:32.000]:  I can't wait to say tomorrow I'm like told you I can't wait to do that oh yeah
[00:22:32.000 -> 00:22:38.040]:  like he got I don't know it's okay Caleb don't worry about it that's my head on
[00:22:38.040 -> 00:22:42.840]:  the table then you're wrong I did it did I spend my head on the table with my
[00:22:42.840 -> 00:22:50.640]:  hand yes absolutely not my head just like two and a half years I'll be back
[00:22:50.640 -> 00:23:01.560]:  on their rivet dog well I appreciate that gay love thank you don't worry about
[00:23:01.560 -> 00:23:31.440]:  it is a fiction I know man
[00:23:31.440 -> 00:23:39.000]:  close
[00:23:39.000 -> 00:23:47.040]:  oh that's a weed no I don't two years yep two years
[00:23:47.040 -> 00:23:54.120]:  they're a dog I just saw you like two days ago Russian you're good as fuck to
[00:23:54.120 -> 00:23:59.900]:  that level up what way just left uh like a thousand our base 10,000 dude I
[00:23:59.900 -> 00:24:10.640]:  don't know I'm a high level I could yeah supreme but wait I think of another
[00:24:10.640 -> 00:24:25.200]:  Russian one Chris who are just talking I guess it is oh just by wagering it is
[00:24:25.200 -> 00:24:31.680]:  like 1,000 XP is a dollar or something I think so
[00:24:31.680 -> 00:24:39.320]:  I'll get I'll get a deal of some sort it's no problem I'll get a deal
[00:24:39.320 -> 00:24:51.160]:  somewhere Texas tea is what I drank
[00:24:51.160 -> 00:25:13.760]:  but oh well what's up to UK love I don't even like that site Texas tea yes
[00:25:13.760 -> 00:25:19.200]:  sir oh no I can just hit him up Jack it's not a matter of time I can just I'm
[00:25:19.200 -> 00:25:32.240]:  already talking to like three of them that's $500 one BCD is a dollar oh I
[00:25:32.240 -> 00:25:37.440]:  know how I can figure something out I figured it out hold on what oh okay okay
[00:25:37.440 -> 00:25:43.960]:  hold on guys oh man damn I got like 30 minutes I'm getting like a hundred and
[00:25:43.960 -> 00:25:51.480]:  some dollars in 30 minutes man we got wait 30 minutes though god sucks I'm
[00:25:51.480 -> 00:25:57.160]:  really bored really bored man what to do
[00:25:57.160 -> 00:26:09.040]:  I don't have a keyboard you're waiting on dice you get it have you been
[00:26:09.040 -> 00:26:14.840]:  watching Europe now won't you know not on Twitch what are you going to cash out
[00:26:14.840 -> 00:26:18.120]:  when you get your money when are you going to cash out when you get your
[00:26:18.120 -> 00:26:24.160]:  money I'm not following you need a 20k XP early on yeah that's true I'd wage
[00:26:24.160 -> 00:26:27.720]:  it a lot though I was up I was up fat I was doing like three hundred forty
[00:26:27.720 -> 00:26:37.240]:  dollar coin flips I'm gonna hit up a lot of people I know there's a
[00:26:37.240 -> 00:26:43.380]:  University blues I know I like them a lot they're my favorite shit
[00:26:43.380 -> 00:26:55.000]:  you're full of shit get shut up your band - who you're fucking the juice bag
[00:26:55.000 -> 00:26:59.640]:  get the fuck out of my fucking chat hoo-hoo get out also the other guy get
[00:26:59.640 -> 00:27:03.480]:  out they're fucking weird don't put what the fuck me you're fucking gone
[00:27:03.480 -> 00:27:10.040]:  dude get the fuck out of here I've heard it's DCL I like those two maybe
[00:27:10.040 -> 00:27:14.040]:  blues or something oh the color baby boy yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:27:14.040 -> 00:27:36.200]:  hell yeah don't call them that dude don't even like a knowledge book where
[00:27:36.200 -> 00:27:39.800]:  does it right anyway I have like five or six different sites I just click the
[00:27:39.800 -> 00:27:46.320]:  show yeah I feel that no I don't watch that I agree mid I agree mid tab cat
[00:27:46.320 -> 00:27:52.960]:  that's why they hate me that is right oh no I wear them yeah I wear them let me
[00:27:52.960 -> 00:28:01.880]:  go out I like your max nice it I like those it's okay for me I have to pay
[00:28:01.880 -> 00:28:10.360]:  myself for us oh really damn did I feel that do you trust me I'm really bad
[00:28:10.360 -> 00:28:28.560]:  at what I do but it wasn't we could be good so looking for my yellow beige oh
[00:28:28.560 -> 00:28:32.960]:  that's I think I've chucked that bitch when I got mad earlier
[00:28:32.960 -> 00:28:59.520]:  she's so demonic a little Pocahontas
[00:28:59.520 -> 00:29:16.480]:  damn dude anywhere that's not it that's a little yellow baby it's not it's not
[00:29:16.480 -> 00:29:24.320]:  that one I know I saw it too it's like a big yellow man come on where are you
[00:29:24.320 -> 00:29:31.120]:  at where you at baby oh here it is I found it it doesn't look like I threw it
[00:29:31.120 -> 00:29:47.240]:  either thank you guys so reload isn't how you doing boss really hey much love
[00:29:47.240 -> 00:29:58.240]:  virtues yes sir thank y'all yo no each other yes sir I got a new gym in what's
[00:29:58.240 -> 00:30:01.120]:  up Scrapes how you living
[00:30:01.120 -> 00:30:14.000]:  hey pull at the corner bits thank you polo no way thank you
[00:30:15.320 -> 00:30:19.040]:  this game on real life now money in the hands it's different yeah I feel that
[00:30:19.040 -> 00:30:45.640]:  bro I bet it does I've just been showing man yeah you know what fake people all
[00:30:45.640 -> 00:30:52.040]:  right guys so I give my money I don't get my money for two months
[00:31:02.040 -> 00:31:17.680]:  I don't know what it is for but I know man sadly he was a legend bro what's up
[00:31:17.680 -> 00:31:26.800]:  wishmaster no you're seeing things Labby what would make you think that
[00:31:26.800 -> 00:31:39.160]:  I know the customers support other girls
[00:31:39.160 -> 00:32:04.280]:  what's that mean you guys don't have to like I don't care you know you don't
[00:32:04.280 -> 00:32:25.440]:  talking to me you think I'm talking to you don't play yourself under the bus
[00:32:25.440 -> 00:32:38.720]:  boss what made you think I'm talking to you bro that's weird as fuck isn't that
[00:32:38.720 -> 00:32:42.120]:  weird why do you think I'm talking to him he just Lily threw himself under the
[00:32:42.120 -> 00:32:54.080]:  bus all right well sure you don't see a promise they'll say I don't know what
[00:32:54.080 -> 00:32:58.520]:  you're talking to do that one time I'm gonna get a drink I think I need a drink
[00:32:58.520 -> 00:33:04.280]:  Texas tea I'll be right back I'm going to get a bond you're just gonna announce
[00:33:04.280 -> 00:33:10.200]:  who you are all right oh don't I push in there tonight I thought I did I always had everybody
[00:33:10.200 -> 00:33:29.160]:  bro yeah I did yeah yeah I know I'm a BCS one on site nobody know I got some
[00:33:29.160 -> 00:33:42.680]:  Texas tea though bitch well I'll go be right back
[00:33:42.680 -> 00:34:02.360]:  look at her tears falling I see you risk our cares I'm the one who shot we had so
[00:34:02.360 -> 00:34:07.960]:  many problems I know where to solve I'm doing this problem for the good and
[00:34:07.960 -> 00:34:16.440]:  I'm married to time and she gets on the floss look at my BCS is flawless I have my dick in her jaw then she's like it is he
[00:34:16.440 -> 00:34:44.600]:  all right
[00:34:44.600 -> 00:34:54.760]:  hey what up birdie?
[00:34:54.760 -> 00:35:23.800]:  I chose you, hey you like that, don't ask me why I love that, psychopath ass bitch, short as anti bitch, in a trans ass bitch yeah, not a fan ass bitch, I'm in love with that bitch, but can't stand that bitch yeah, I'm sorry I've been drinking too much, lately I've been living it up, ain't been giving a fuck, see now these bitches they've been giving it up
[00:35:23.800 -> 00:35:53.160]:  but one still seems to be on my mind maybe because I'm always in her guts maybe I love her cause she don't give no fuck crazy maybe but so what on the daily she shows up she would stare before I blew up but fuck that I hate when you don't stand back I chose you, hey you like that
[00:35:53.160 -> 00:35:57.580]:  ♪ Don't ask me why I love that ♪
[00:35:57.580 -> 00:35:59.000]:  - Plug walk. (laughs)
[00:35:59.000 -> 00:36:00.840]:  Yo, you're funny, bro.
[00:36:00.840 -> 00:36:03.420]:  What are you a resident sleeper in in my chat for?
[00:36:03.420 -> 00:36:04.920]:  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:36:04.920 -> 00:36:09.720]:  The fuck's that supposed to mean, you fucking dickhead?
[00:36:09.720 -> 00:36:14.100]:  Okay, what should we play next, guys?
[00:36:14.100 -> 00:36:20.140]:  Gotta play the race at least once it's streamed, dude.
[00:36:20.140 -> 00:36:20.980]:  Got to.
[00:36:20.980 -> 00:36:24.100]:  (upbeat music)
[00:36:24.100 -> 00:36:26.960]:  Yeah, sure, scrape, sure, we all believe you.
[00:36:26.960 -> 00:36:29.980]:  Never played Roblox, never played Roblox, never did.
[00:36:29.980 -> 00:36:32.260]:  I was just putting in a mote, man.
[00:36:32.260 -> 00:36:34.980]:  I just put the same one in two different comments, bro.
[00:36:34.980 -> 00:36:37.520]:  (laughs)
[00:36:37.520 -> 00:36:38.380]:  What are your thoughts on the anime?
[00:36:38.380 -> 00:36:39.720]:  I liked it when I was a kid.
[00:36:39.720 -> 00:36:42.040]:  Fanplazo.
[00:36:42.040 -> 00:36:48.220]:  Any chatters need a juice right now, pick one person.
[00:36:48.220 -> 00:36:49.820]:  I'm gonna pick you to get banned.
[00:36:50.820 -> 00:36:51.820]:  Bitch.
[00:36:51.820 -> 00:36:56.440]:  I don't know how to twist your lab.
[00:36:56.440 -> 00:36:57.280]:  What the fuck is that?
[00:36:57.280 -> 00:36:58.400]:  Is that a slot?
[00:36:58.400 -> 00:37:00.440]:  Sure scrape, by the way, sure, buddy.
[00:37:00.440 -> 00:37:01.940]:  Did you play Club Penguin as a kid, boss?
[00:37:01.940 -> 00:37:04.400]:  I did play Club Penguin for a little while.
[00:37:04.400 -> 00:37:06.040]:  I was gonna say a race game, Kyle.
[00:37:06.040 -> 00:37:13.340]:  Purchases, ah, missing out on mythology day for me.
[00:37:13.340 -> 00:37:14.740]:  Cool games on here.
[00:37:14.740 -> 00:37:16.740]:  People make it feel like PS1 games.
[00:37:17.960 -> 00:37:21.260]:  What, on BC, what are you talking about?
[00:37:21.260 -> 00:37:22.260]:  Twist the lab at the exclusive.
[00:37:22.260 -> 00:37:23.700]:  Is it for BC?
[00:37:23.700 -> 00:37:25.860]:  City leaves, y'all say shit.
[00:37:25.860 -> 00:37:26.700]:  I know, right?
[00:37:26.700 -> 00:37:28.020]:  FX is so pussy, dude.
[00:37:28.020 -> 00:37:30.160]:  Then when I ask him, they're like,
[00:37:30.160 -> 00:37:32.180]:  "Oh, I just did, I did just this, man."
[00:37:32.180 -> 00:37:33.580]:  It's like, "Shut the fuck up, dude.
[00:37:33.580 -> 00:37:34.700]:  No one fucking believes you, dude.
[00:37:34.700 -> 00:37:36.180]:  No one even wants you here."
[00:37:36.180 -> 00:37:39.820]:  Are you, a lot of, I know a lot of people
[00:37:39.820 -> 00:37:41.820]:  on Discord with fucking anime pictures.
[00:37:41.820 -> 00:37:44.940]:  Yeah, I know.
[00:37:44.940 -> 00:37:45.780]:  Oh, Stake Exposition.
[00:37:45.780 -> 00:37:47.100]:  Oh, is that a Stake Exposition?
[00:37:47.100 -> 00:37:48.340]:  Okay.
[00:37:48.340 -> 00:37:49.980]:  I can't play Stake on Twitch.
[00:37:49.980 -> 00:37:57.040]:  Not allowed to share that either, Wilson, on Twitch.
[00:37:57.040 -> 00:37:59.540]:  Yeah, I did.
[00:37:59.540 -> 00:38:01.240]:  What about it, man?
[00:38:01.240 -> 00:38:02.080]:  Hi, boss, hope you're good.
[00:38:02.080 -> 00:38:03.580]:  Hello, LeBron James, YouTube, man.
[00:38:03.580 -> 00:38:04.420]:  Thank you.
[00:38:04.420 -> 00:38:09.120]:  I don't play that game no more.
[00:38:09.120 -> 00:38:10.060]:  One, two, on top.
[00:38:10.060 -> 00:38:12.620]:  Taking Twitch feed.
[00:38:12.620 -> 00:38:13.460]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:15.500 -> 00:38:17.300]:  And the blue wishes.
[00:38:17.300 -> 00:38:18.340]:  Damn, dude.
[00:38:18.340 -> 00:38:19.740]:  This time's going by so slow.
[00:38:19.740 -> 00:38:25.260]:  What's up, Pabloor?
[00:38:25.260 -> 00:38:26.100]:  How you doing?
[00:38:26.100 -> 00:38:26.940]:  What's cracking?
[00:38:26.940 -> 00:38:27.780]:  What's up, Robert?
[00:38:27.780 -> 00:38:31.940]:  Real LeBron James versus me.
[00:38:31.940 -> 00:38:32.780]:  Yeah, I know, right?
[00:38:32.780 -> 00:38:34.780]:  Oh, yeah, very funny, yes, yes.
[00:38:34.780 -> 00:38:35.620]:  No, he's not.
[00:38:35.620 -> 00:38:38.820]:  Boss, I don't have a keyboard right now to play.
[00:38:38.820 -> 00:38:39.740]:  Let's smash this.
[00:38:44.500 -> 00:38:46.300]:  You guys want to see it?
[00:38:46.300 -> 00:38:47.980]:  It went pretty ham on it.
[00:38:47.980 -> 00:38:51.360]:  I mean, it could probably still work.
[00:38:51.360 -> 00:38:56.700]:  It could probably still work, chat, yeah.
[00:38:56.700 -> 00:38:57.540]:  I think it'll do.
[00:38:57.540 -> 00:39:00.300]:  I think, oh, oh, shit.
[00:39:00.300 -> 00:39:02.540]:  Oh, no, oh, fuck.
[00:39:02.540 -> 00:39:04.540]:  Oh, that's not gonna work now.
[00:39:04.540 -> 00:39:06.460]:  Oh, shit, boss.
[00:39:06.460 -> 00:39:08.160]:  Oh, my God.
[00:39:08.160 -> 00:39:09.340]:  It's not gonna work now.
[00:39:09.340 -> 00:39:10.700]:  Oh, my God.
[00:39:10.700 -> 00:39:12.380]:  What the fuck, man?
[00:39:12.380 -> 00:39:14.180]:  Fucking piece of shit.
[00:39:14.180 -> 00:39:16.100]:  They said it was made of metal.
[00:39:16.100 -> 00:39:17.340]:  They lied to me on the site, bro.
[00:39:17.340 -> 00:39:18.260]:  They said it was made of metal.
[00:39:18.260 -> 00:39:20.020]:  That's some bullshit.
[00:39:20.020 -> 00:39:22.020]:  That's some fucking bullshit, dog.
[00:39:22.020 -> 00:39:22.880]:  Metal, my ass.
[00:39:22.880 -> 00:39:24.660]:  I just broke it in half.
[00:39:24.660 -> 00:39:25.860]:  How's it made of metal?
[00:39:25.860 -> 00:39:29.260]:  Shit.
[00:39:29.260 -> 00:39:30.980]:  Bunch of cheesesteaks out here nowadays
[00:39:30.980 -> 00:39:33.380]:  trying to rip me off all the time and shit, dude.
[00:39:33.380 -> 00:39:34.580]:  I'm getting a refund right now.
[00:39:34.580 -> 00:39:36.820]:  I'm gonna tell 'em I fucking broke.
[00:39:36.820 -> 00:39:38.340]:  Dude, I'm sending it back.
[00:39:38.340 -> 00:39:39.420]:  Say there's one key.
[00:39:39.420 -> 00:39:40.860]:  What if I sent it back?
[00:39:40.860 -> 00:39:42.940]:  What if I sent it back like this and like,
[00:39:42.940 -> 00:39:44.540]:  I was like, I put in the description like,
[00:39:44.540 -> 00:39:45.660]:  yeah, dude, I don't know what happened,
[00:39:45.660 -> 00:39:47.600]:  but one key wouldn't work.
[00:39:47.600 -> 00:39:49.180]:  So, can you guys figure out which key was
[00:39:49.180 -> 00:39:50.640]:  or fixed that one key for me?
[00:39:50.640 -> 00:39:57.100]:  You're funny about the video of you bending it in half.
[00:39:57.100 -> 00:39:58.980]:  Oh, yeah, yeah, very funny, but yeah.
[00:39:58.980 -> 00:40:01.540]:  Don't give up, you're about to hit big time.
[00:40:01.540 -> 00:40:04.940]:  I'll hit big as much as, whenever I want to, bitch.
[00:40:04.940 -> 00:40:05.780]:  You hear me, booty?
[00:40:05.780 -> 00:40:07.220]:  The only booty I know is your mom's,
[00:40:07.220 -> 00:40:09.540]:  and she rides my cock with it.
[00:40:09.540 -> 00:40:10.940]:  She goes.
[00:40:10.940 -> 00:40:13.360]:  She just rides it like a wave of an ocean.
[00:40:13.360 -> 00:40:17.940]:  The space bar feels loose.
[00:40:17.940 -> 00:40:18.780]:  Yeah.
[00:40:18.780 -> 00:40:21.980]:  Oh, you should be fine, Cancers.
[00:40:21.980 -> 00:40:22.820]:  You should be fine.
[00:40:22.820 -> 00:40:23.700]:  You'll get a refund if it does.
[00:40:23.700 -> 00:40:25.100]:  Well, probably, I don't know.
[00:40:25.100 -> 00:40:25.940]:  I'm sure it'll be fine.
[00:40:25.940 -> 00:40:27.980]:  They'll probably have it packaged and like,
[00:40:27.980 -> 00:40:29.680]:  cushioned and everything in there.
[00:40:29.680 -> 00:40:36.820]:  You got a drink called Cockburn, you're kidding.
[00:40:36.820 -> 00:40:38.220]:  When you drink it and you piss after it,
[00:40:38.220 -> 00:40:40.020]:  does it burn your cock?
[00:40:40.020 -> 00:40:41.500]:  Is that what happens?
[00:40:41.500 -> 00:40:43.700]:  Jesus Christ, I don't want to drink that.
[00:40:43.700 -> 00:40:49.100]:  98, that's right.
[00:40:49.100 -> 00:40:53.620]:  98% to 500 bucks, yeah.
[00:40:53.620 -> 00:40:57.060]:  I should just wager, I should dice it, guys, shouldn't I?
[00:40:57.060 -> 00:40:59.020]:  I should dice that, that's 500 bucks.
[00:40:59.020 -> 00:41:02.080]:  Taking the winner's place.
[00:41:02.080 -> 00:41:05.460]:  Oh, we got about 12 minutes left, guys.
[00:41:05.460 -> 00:41:07.740]:  What level does that go to?
[00:41:07.740 -> 00:41:10.340]:  Oh, right here it says VIP 64.
[00:41:10.340 -> 00:41:12.800]:  I think it'll be 65.
[00:41:12.800 -> 00:41:16.660]:  Makes me wonder who would order that thing
[00:41:16.660 -> 00:41:17.740]:  with a name like that.
[00:41:17.740 -> 00:41:19.180]:  What's that?
[00:41:19.180 -> 00:41:20.820]:  Oh, the Cockburn, yeah, yeah.
[00:41:20.820 -> 00:41:23.980]:  Take the 500.
[00:41:23.980 -> 00:41:24.820]:  Well, I don't even have it yet.
[00:41:24.820 -> 00:41:25.940]:  I gotta unlock it, dude.
[00:41:25.940 -> 00:41:26.780]:  I gotta unlock it.
[00:41:26.780 -> 00:41:29.580]:  I gave it like $130-some in 12 minutes.
[00:41:29.580 -> 00:41:31.660]:  Yeah, what up, Terb?
[00:41:31.660 -> 00:41:32.540]:  Are you still hittin'?
[00:41:32.540 -> 00:41:33.860]:  Are you up?
[00:41:33.860 -> 00:41:35.220]:  Tell me you're up, my boy.
[00:41:37.140 -> 00:41:39.820]:  No, I'm not doin' it if I were goin' quick, but.
[00:41:39.820 -> 00:41:41.220]:  I'll go with sloths or something.
[00:41:41.220 -> 00:41:43.060]:  Dude, no way.
[00:41:43.060 -> 00:41:44.820]:  Bro, what?
[00:41:44.820 -> 00:41:46.740]:  Nice, what'd you win it on?
[00:41:46.740 -> 00:41:48.800]:  Congratulations, bro.
[00:41:48.800 -> 00:41:52.740]:  Nope, you gotta have a subject, no ads, bitch.
[00:41:52.740 -> 00:41:53.820]:  Is there dice you can wager on?
[00:41:53.820 -> 00:41:55.140]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
[00:41:55.140 -> 00:41:55.980]:  Love you, boss man.
[00:41:55.980 -> 00:41:57.300]:  Yeah, I could do something with that.
[00:41:57.300 -> 00:41:59.020]:  I think you got the wrong message on my last time out, bro,
[00:41:59.020 -> 00:41:59.860]:  when I met by the house.
[00:41:59.860 -> 00:42:00.780]:  It's funny how these rats have on.
[00:42:00.780 -> 00:42:02.460]:  Oh, okay, all right, yeah.
[00:42:02.460 -> 00:42:03.980]:  Well, you said some things to me in the last few months,
[00:42:03.980 -> 00:42:05.180]:  so it made me wonder.
[00:42:06.820 -> 00:42:08.340]:  Yeah, no, it's platinum, it's platinum.
[00:42:08.340 -> 00:42:09.180]:  I got you, Scrapes.
[00:42:09.180 -> 00:42:10.700]:  My bad, I just didn't like the emote you put
[00:42:10.700 -> 00:42:12.020]:  in my chat earlier for no reason.
[00:42:12.020 -> 00:42:13.260]:  That's why I did that.
[00:42:13.260 -> 00:42:16.380]:  I'm plat two, I'm plat two, and then my next rank up's,
[00:42:16.380 -> 00:42:18.500]:  I guess 69.
[00:42:18.500 -> 00:42:20.740]:  No, 70 would be diamond.
[00:42:20.740 -> 00:42:22.580]:  So I'm the highest plat, I guess you could be
[00:42:22.580 -> 00:42:23.700]:  on VC sort of thing.
[00:42:23.700 -> 00:42:27.100]:  Yeah, you can, yeah, it doesn't have a wage requirement
[00:42:27.100 -> 00:42:27.940]:  on the campsters.
[00:42:27.940 -> 00:42:30.140]:  Yes, you can withdraw it whenever.
[00:42:30.140 -> 00:42:31.340]:  It serves as juice?
[00:42:31.340 -> 00:42:33.460]:  Oh, hell no, dude, hell no.
[00:42:33.460 -> 00:42:34.300]:  Not me.
[00:42:35.300 -> 00:42:37.900]:  (upbeat music)
[00:42:37.900 -> 00:42:40.260]:  What the hell?
[00:42:40.260 -> 00:42:43.380]:  Diamond sounds a lot better, sounds way better.
[00:42:43.380 -> 00:42:50.340]:  Holy shit, I hate those spins too, bro.
[00:42:50.340 -> 00:42:53.300]:  You paid for the super spins or was it like a random one?
[00:42:53.300 -> 00:42:54.500]:  Either way, that's huge.
[00:42:54.500 -> 00:42:55.580]:  Congratulations, boss.
[00:42:55.580 -> 00:42:59.100]:  Christina, yeah, Christina's my babe.
[00:42:59.100 -> 00:43:01.580]:  We send a lot of pics to each other.
[00:43:01.580 -> 00:43:06.140]:  God, don't say that, dude, don't say that, bro.
[00:43:06.140 -> 00:43:09.300]:  If I get sponsored by VC again, they roll this clip back.
[00:43:09.300 -> 00:43:10.860]:  They're gonna be like, oh, hell no, dude,
[00:43:10.860 -> 00:43:12.860]:  you are not sponsored by us no more, dude.
[00:43:12.860 -> 00:43:15.340]:  You gotta go, you gotta go.
[00:43:15.340 -> 00:43:17.860]:  Christina is fine though.
[00:43:17.860 -> 00:43:21.220]:  Stop, Austin, she's sexy, what can I say, bro?
[00:43:21.220 -> 00:43:23.660]:  Austin, stop, stop it.
[00:43:23.660 -> 00:43:26.100]:  Have you seen her face?
[00:43:26.100 -> 00:43:29.060]:  Where'd I find it at?
[00:43:29.060 -> 00:43:30.220]:  Oh, right here.
[00:43:30.220 -> 00:43:35.220]:  Dude, Betty, Betty Alert, bro, look how fine, dude.
[00:43:35.220 -> 00:43:39.500]:  Hold up, let me get the onscreen keyboard going.
[00:43:39.500 -> 00:43:40.340]:  Oh, shit.
[00:43:40.340 -> 00:43:43.980]:  Oh, baby.
[00:43:43.980 -> 00:43:45.500]:  Hello, Christina.
[00:43:45.500 -> 00:43:48.500]:  Hello, I know right, I know right.
[00:43:48.500 -> 00:43:49.700]:  Jake is baked, I know.
[00:43:49.700 -> 00:43:50.540]:  (laughs)
[00:43:50.540 -> 00:43:53.580]:  Yo, that's not really her, that's not her real name, dude.
[00:43:53.580 -> 00:43:56.260]:  I can almost guarantee you that much, dude.
[00:43:56.260 -> 00:43:59.940]:  But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess, right?
[00:44:00.940 -> 00:44:01.780]:  Hold up.
[00:44:01.780 -> 00:44:03.100]:  Oh, there's XM of that.
[00:44:03.100 -> 00:44:05.980]:  My onscreen keyboard, I need it.
[00:44:05.980 -> 00:44:09.540]:  There we go, boom, that's a good one.
[00:44:09.540 -> 00:44:10.380]:  Zoom in the mail.
[00:44:10.380 -> 00:44:17.300]:  It's like a rash, a rat, ooh, you're weird.
[00:44:17.300 -> 00:44:18.220]:  Following with a prime,
[00:44:18.220 -> 00:44:19.460]:  thinking up and learning with a prime.
[00:44:19.460 -> 00:44:22.300]:  26 months up there, goddamn, dawg.
[00:44:22.300 -> 00:44:24.540]:  26 months.
[00:44:24.540 -> 00:44:26.780]:  I know, right, Christina, yeah, I know.
[00:44:26.780 -> 00:44:28.820]:  Sure, Christina, sure.
[00:44:29.340 -> 00:44:33.340]:  ♪ Only nigga in first class ♪
[00:44:33.340 -> 00:44:35.780]:  What are you talking about, Jack?
[00:44:35.780 -> 00:44:37.300]:  (laughs)
[00:44:37.300 -> 00:44:39.180]:  Can you see back with the purple boss, man?
[00:44:39.180 -> 00:44:40.740]:  The purple?
[00:44:40.740 -> 00:44:41.580]:  Purple?
[00:44:41.580 -> 00:44:43.340]:  What's good, boss?
[00:44:43.340 -> 00:44:44.340]:  What's up, search loser?
[00:44:44.340 -> 00:44:48.180]:  If I get you the new doom when it comes out,
[00:44:48.180 -> 00:44:49.020]:  will you play on the screen?
[00:44:49.020 -> 00:44:51.180]:  Absolutely, Jack, absolutely.
[00:44:51.180 -> 00:44:53.380]:  When are you gonna waste money again?
[00:44:53.380 -> 00:44:56.180]:  When am I gonna ban your bitch ass right fucking now, bitch?
[00:44:56.180 -> 00:44:57.820]:  You're fucking gone, bitch.
[00:44:57.820 -> 00:44:58.860]:  See you later, pussy.
[00:44:58.860 -> 00:45:03.380]:  What's your dream woman like characteristics?
[00:45:03.380 -> 00:45:06.500]:  Oh, big, real big.
[00:45:06.500 -> 00:45:09.340]:  300 plus, preferably.
[00:45:09.340 -> 00:45:12.260]:  Saggy tits, I don't know why.
[00:45:12.260 -> 00:45:13.740]:  I know it's weird.
[00:45:13.740 -> 00:45:15.220]:  Big girl, sag tits.
[00:45:15.220 -> 00:45:20.220]:  Yo, what the fuck is wrong with me, bro?
[00:45:20.220 -> 00:45:21.380]:  There's something wrong with me, bro.
[00:45:21.380 -> 00:45:23.020]:  There's something wrong with me.
[00:45:23.020 -> 00:45:24.660]:  I don't know, man.
[00:45:24.660 -> 00:45:26.740]:  I like all different women, dude.
[00:45:26.900 -> 00:45:29.820]:  (laughs)
[00:45:29.820 -> 00:45:31.140]:  For me and Jack, it's 280 at least.
[00:45:31.140 -> 00:45:34.100]:  Yep, if it's under 280, I'm not interested.
[00:45:34.100 -> 00:45:36.100]:  Long droopy tits is what I like.
[00:45:36.100 -> 00:45:40.540]:  All right, let's stop, let's stop.
[00:45:40.540 -> 00:45:42.620]:  Tits you can throw over your shoulder, respect.
[00:45:42.620 -> 00:45:43.460]:  Yo.
[00:45:43.460 -> 00:45:46.940]:  Throw 'em over the shoulders.
[00:45:46.940 -> 00:45:50.300]:  If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady.
[00:45:50.300 -> 00:45:52.620]:  (laughs)
[00:45:52.620 -> 00:45:53.460]:  Do you, Jake?
[00:45:53.460 -> 00:45:54.300]:  All right.
[00:45:55.900 -> 00:45:58.340]:  She's gotta be at least 60 years old, okay, all right.
[00:45:58.340 -> 00:45:59.540]:  All right.
[00:45:59.540 -> 00:46:02.340]:  Oh, dude, if you show V, I'm not showing my feet right.
[00:46:02.340 -> 00:46:04.180]:  Do I like the way I'm in?
[00:46:04.180 -> 00:46:05.780]:  Yep, the way I'm in one time.
[00:46:05.780 -> 00:46:08.540]:  Come here, come here, Bertha.
[00:46:08.540 -> 00:46:09.980]:  Come here, Bertha, can you step on the scale?
[00:46:09.980 -> 00:46:11.060]:  Bertha!
[00:46:11.060 -> 00:46:12.940]:  Do not, Bertha!
[00:46:12.940 -> 00:46:14.420]:  What'd I tell you about eating our snacks?
[00:46:14.420 -> 00:46:15.820]:  It's for lunchtime.
[00:46:15.820 -> 00:46:18.300]:  Get on the scale, please, Bertha.
[00:46:18.300 -> 00:46:20.140]:  Just kidding, I'm just kidding, guys.
[00:46:20.140 -> 00:46:21.620]:  I have nothing against fat people at all.
[00:46:21.620 -> 00:46:23.460]:  I don't, I love people, I love people
[00:46:23.460 -> 00:46:26.380]:  and I really are.
[00:46:26.380 -> 00:46:29.780]:  Hey, TJ Trapp got with the gifted, thank you very much.
[00:46:29.780 -> 00:46:31.620]:  First gifted in the channel.
[00:46:31.620 -> 00:46:33.100]:  TJ, you're a fucking legend, man.
[00:46:33.100 -> 00:46:34.820]:  Wait, is that fucking, is that who I think it is?
[00:46:34.820 -> 00:46:36.500]:  No, I'm thinking of Traplord.
[00:46:36.500 -> 00:46:37.580]:  I'm thinking of Traplord.
[00:46:37.580 -> 00:46:38.860]:  That ain't Traplord, is it?
[00:46:38.860 -> 00:46:39.780]:  It might be.
[00:46:39.780 -> 00:46:42.420]:  I'm not sure, I think it's a gifted sub though, my boy.
[00:46:42.420 -> 00:46:43.500]:  I know, I never heard that either,
[00:46:43.500 -> 00:46:45.260]:  just 'cause she ain't 280, she ain't a lady.
[00:46:45.260 -> 00:46:47.700]:  (laughs)
[00:46:47.700 -> 00:46:49.340]:  She got like big toes, okay.
[00:46:49.340 -> 00:46:52.300]:  The scale don't max, I don't want 'em.
[00:46:52.300 -> 00:46:53.980]:  (laughs)
[00:46:53.980 -> 00:46:54.820]:  Why me?
[00:46:54.820 -> 00:46:56.460]:  It's probably random.
[00:46:56.460 -> 00:46:58.820]:  Zoomer, we love you, why not you?
[00:46:58.820 -> 00:47:00.340]:  I don't know how this works, I wanna subscribe.
[00:47:00.340 -> 00:47:02.260]:  Oh shit, he gifted one.
[00:47:02.260 -> 00:47:04.100]:  You love when you get the two for one special.
[00:47:04.100 -> 00:47:06.660]:  Don't you boys, you get the two for one special.
[00:47:06.660 -> 00:47:08.620]:  Thank you boss, I don't know.
[00:47:08.620 -> 00:47:10.340]:  I don't even know how to do it.
[00:47:10.340 -> 00:47:11.460]:  That shit be like a button or something?
[00:47:11.460 -> 00:47:12.300]:  I don't know, man.
[00:47:12.300 -> 00:47:14.900]:  Anybody tell them how to subscribe to them, I'm not sure.
[00:47:14.900 -> 00:47:18.100]:  Oh god, Jack.
[00:47:18.100 -> 00:47:19.980]:  I can reach out to the chicks for my 600 pound light.
[00:47:19.980 -> 00:47:21.620]:  All right.
[00:47:21.620 -> 00:47:25.420]:  Smell spreading 280 cheeks apart, dude.
[00:47:25.420 -> 00:47:26.980]:  That's gross, Ollie.
[00:47:26.980 -> 00:47:31.020]:  He said the smell of spreading 280 pounds of cheeks apart.
[00:47:31.020 -> 00:47:33.420]:  That's just gross, that's just nasty, bro.
[00:47:33.420 -> 00:47:35.780]:  I don't wanna, that makes me visualize and think about it.
[00:47:35.780 -> 00:47:36.980]:  I don't wanna do that.
[00:47:36.980 -> 00:47:38.820]:  ♪ How much they say 'cause they just blow ♪
[00:47:38.820 -> 00:47:42.460]:  ♪ I got so much, I got so much big money ♪
[00:47:42.460 -> 00:47:43.300]:  What the hell?
[00:47:43.300 -> 00:47:46.540]:  She threw you over, oh I see what that is.
[00:47:46.540 -> 00:47:47.900]:  It probably is now, I hope there's no kids
[00:47:47.900 -> 00:47:49.740]:  wearing 300.
[00:47:49.740 -> 00:47:50.900]:  I'll make a deal, someone gets me a cell,
[00:47:50.900 -> 00:47:51.860]:  I drop a five pack.
[00:47:51.860 -> 00:47:53.180]:  Whoa!
[00:47:53.180 -> 00:47:56.860]:  Somebody give TJ a sub, he's gonna drop me a fiver, guys.
[00:47:56.860 -> 00:47:58.140]:  Come on, guys, please.
[00:47:58.140 -> 00:48:00.940]:  I'm not trying to imagine the smell, no.
[00:48:00.940 -> 00:48:02.100]:  Do you consider growing your hair long yet?
[00:48:02.100 -> 00:48:03.580]:  Absolutely not.
[00:48:03.580 -> 00:48:05.380]:  I like the length it is right now, though, low key.
[00:48:05.380 -> 00:48:07.500]:  I kinda like the length it is right now.
[00:48:07.500 -> 00:48:09.180]:  I kinda like my look right now, I'm kinda sorry.
[00:48:09.180 -> 00:48:10.100]:  Not to sound weird.
[00:48:10.100 -> 00:48:12.540]:  I just like the length of my hair right now.
[00:48:12.540 -> 00:48:14.300]:  I don't wanna get much longer than this.
[00:48:14.300 -> 00:48:16.900]:  What's the vibe?
[00:48:16.900 -> 00:48:18.020]:  Oh, you know.
[00:48:18.020 -> 00:48:19.660]:  We're talking about big girls.
[00:48:19.660 -> 00:48:22.980]:  Big pushin', more cushion for the pushin', type shit.
[00:48:22.980 -> 00:48:25.020]:  Am I?
[00:48:25.020 -> 00:48:25.860]:  No, I'm not.
[00:48:25.860 -> 00:48:29.460]:  What are you talking about, cool kids?
[00:48:29.460 -> 00:48:31.260]:  I'm like 40-some subs away, bro.
[00:48:31.260 -> 00:48:34.340]:  I'm like 39 subs away.
[00:48:34.340 -> 00:48:35.540]:  I think I'm so close.
[00:48:35.540 -> 00:48:41.660]:  I was gonna say something very vulgar.
[00:48:41.660 -> 00:48:44.860]:  I'm gonna start holding my tongue, okay?
[00:48:44.860 -> 00:48:48.340]:  Hey, yo, Scully, yo, what the fuck?
[00:48:48.340 -> 00:48:49.740]:  Scully?
[00:48:49.740 -> 00:48:51.540]:  Bro, do you still stream?
[00:48:51.540 -> 00:48:53.660]:  Where the fuck have you been, bro?
[00:48:53.660 -> 00:48:57.020]:  I've not been on Twitch, so that's kinda an excuse, bro.
[00:48:57.020 -> 00:48:59.820]:  Yo, what the five pack, as promised.
[00:48:59.820 -> 00:49:01.380]:  What a beast, thank you.
[00:49:01.380 -> 00:49:02.940]:  Thank you, Scully, and thank you, TJ, man.
[00:49:02.940 -> 00:49:05.020]:  You guys are awesome, thank you.
[00:49:05.020 -> 00:49:06.780]:  Thank you, thank you, thank you, guys.
[00:49:06.780 -> 00:49:09.220]:  Thank you very much, guys.
[00:49:09.220 -> 00:49:11.300]:  Big subs in the chat, let's go.
[00:49:11.300 -> 00:49:13.780]:  Big 217 subs, baby.
[00:49:13.780 -> 00:49:18.100]:  217 subaronees, we are 33 subs away from the gold, nice.
[00:49:19.100 -> 00:49:21.500]:  Nice, thank you, guys, very much.
[00:49:21.500 -> 00:49:23.100]:  You guys are the legends making this possible for me.
[00:49:23.100 -> 00:49:24.180]:  Thank you, for real.
[00:49:24.180 -> 00:49:30.700]:  I know cancer, but still.
[00:49:30.700 -> 00:49:32.340]:  Would you have a smash of a fat pretty chick
[00:49:32.340 -> 00:49:33.500]:  or a skinny ugly chick?
[00:49:33.500 -> 00:49:38.540]:  Well, I don't wanna be really offensive,
[00:49:38.540 -> 00:49:42.020]:  but I don't find big girls like that pretty.
[00:49:42.020 -> 00:49:44.540]:  Is that fucked up to say?
[00:49:44.540 -> 00:49:45.380]:  I don't know, man.
[00:49:47.380 -> 00:49:48.620]:  What kind of name is that?
[00:49:48.620 -> 00:49:50.700]:  Dude, look at this guy's name,
[00:49:50.700 -> 00:49:52.100]:  it just dropped 100 bits on me.
[00:49:52.100 -> 00:49:56.180]:  We find 'em hot, we don't find 'em pretty,
[00:49:56.180 -> 00:49:57.300]:  we find 'em sexy.
[00:49:57.300 -> 00:50:00.420]:  'Cause a skinny chick, if she's skinny, probably not,
[00:50:00.420 -> 00:50:02.260]:  but if she might, though, Jarlene, you're right.
[00:50:02.260 -> 00:50:03.540]:  Yeah, what's her body like, bro?
[00:50:03.540 -> 00:50:05.580]:  What's the ugly skinny chick's body like?
[00:50:05.580 -> 00:50:11.460]:  Oh, definitely ass, TJ, definitely ass, my blood.
[00:50:11.460 -> 00:50:14.020]:  That looks like balls, by the way, not boobs.
[00:50:14.020 -> 00:50:16.580]:  That looks like a ball sack, like twig and berries.
[00:50:16.580 -> 00:50:20.660]:  ♪ But there's nothing too much for the great god to do ♪
[00:50:20.660 -> 00:50:23.260]:  I agree you can lose weight, but it can't change ugly.
[00:50:23.260 -> 00:50:25.940]:  She got some meat on her bones.
[00:50:25.940 -> 00:50:28.860]:  Everyone has a preference, that's right, everyone does.
[00:50:28.860 -> 00:50:30.220]:  Like Greg Hefley.
[00:50:30.220 -> 00:50:31.500]:  Yes, sir, B.O.P.
[00:50:31.500 -> 00:50:34.100]:  Well, a big girl can have everything
[00:50:34.100 -> 00:50:36.260]:  in all the right places in her little tummy.
[00:50:36.260 -> 00:50:37.100]:  I don't mind that.
[00:50:37.100 -> 00:50:37.940]:  (laughs)
[00:50:37.940 -> 00:50:38.780]:  All right.
[00:50:38.780 -> 00:50:41.100]:  Can you please describe what Mr. Smith looks like?
[00:50:41.100 -> 00:50:42.860]:  Perfect milk.
[00:50:42.860 -> 00:50:45.900]:  Think of like a Kendra Lust and like a...
[00:50:45.900 -> 00:50:53.740]:  Brandy Love/Kelsey Monroe mix.
[00:50:53.740 -> 00:50:56.420]:  Yeah, she's really hot.
[00:50:56.420 -> 00:51:02.020]:  By the way, if anyone's wondering who this Ms. Smith is,
[00:51:02.020 -> 00:51:04.220]:  I used to have a mod, his name was Bill Smith.
[00:51:04.220 -> 00:51:07.260]:  And he ended up being like this real big rat.
[00:51:07.260 -> 00:51:09.460]:  We got like this whole video, or this audio clip
[00:51:09.460 -> 00:51:11.020]:  of him talking about shit.
[00:51:11.020 -> 00:51:14.580]:  So we talk shit about, we talk about his mom all the time.
[00:51:14.580 -> 00:51:15.740]:  It's kinda funny 'cause he still watches,
[00:51:15.740 -> 00:51:17.980]:  he still watches when she comes on.
[00:51:17.980 -> 00:51:19.220]:  I gotta have a girl with fat cheeks
[00:51:19.220 -> 00:51:20.700]:  so I can hear the cheek clap.
[00:51:20.700 -> 00:51:21.540]:  Oh, hell yeah.
[00:51:21.540 -> 00:51:24.500]:  She has big, big tits, big abs.
[00:51:24.500 -> 00:51:25.420]:  Yeah, oh yeah.
[00:51:25.420 -> 00:51:26.420]:  I think so too, Jake.
[00:51:26.420 -> 00:51:27.940]:  I think so too, bro.
[00:51:27.940 -> 00:51:29.260]:  Her body's sexy as fuck.
[00:51:29.260 -> 00:51:33.300]:  Yo, FX with the sub, no way!
[00:51:33.300 -> 00:51:35.100]:  My trigger's stuck.
[00:51:35.100 -> 00:51:37.540]:  This guy's name is My Trigger Stuck, okay.
[00:51:37.540 -> 00:51:39.500]:  Thanks for the get the sub, FX, you a beast, bro.
[00:51:39.500 -> 00:51:40.340]:  You a beast.
[00:51:40.340 -> 00:51:44.500]:  Sure, Mehta, yeah.
[00:51:44.500 -> 00:51:45.780]:  Is your mom here?
[00:51:45.780 -> 00:51:47.500]:  Is she here again?
[00:51:47.500 -> 00:51:49.140]:  Mrs. Mehta!
[00:51:49.140 -> 00:51:50.500]:  Come on up, baby!
[00:51:50.500 -> 00:51:52.340]:  Yeah!
[00:51:52.340 -> 00:51:54.980]:  Yeah, make sure you wear the leopard
[00:51:54.980 -> 00:51:57.540]:  and cheetah print bra and panties.
[00:51:57.540 -> 00:52:00.100]:  Oh, you can do that?
[00:52:00.100 -> 00:52:01.380]:  Awesome.
[00:52:01.380 -> 00:52:02.220]:  Awesome.
[00:52:02.220 -> 00:52:03.940]:  Great.
[00:52:03.940 -> 00:52:06.020]:  I gotta go, give me about...
[00:52:06.020 -> 00:52:06.860]:  I mean, I'll take some.
[00:52:06.860 -> 00:52:07.860]:  No, actually, no, don't worry about it.
[00:52:07.860 -> 00:52:09.700]:  I'm about to get my 140 or whatever.
[00:52:09.700 -> 00:52:12.940]:  Actually, I think I can click there right now.
[00:52:12.940 -> 00:52:13.780]:  Let's see.
[00:52:13.780 -> 00:52:20.940]:  Oh man, it'll be a mess, FX, it'll be a mess.
[00:52:20.940 -> 00:52:25.420]:  Okay, it's gonna be a 340.
[00:52:25.420 -> 00:52:27.780]:  340!
[00:52:27.780 -> 00:52:29.020]:  All right, I can go get it.
[00:52:29.020 -> 00:52:30.100]:  I can go get it, guys.
[00:52:30.100 -> 00:52:33.180]:  Where are you going?
[00:52:33.180 -> 00:52:34.420]:  I know that shit was kind of funny.
[00:52:34.420 -> 00:52:35.620]:  Is your 140 gonna get it?
[00:52:35.620 -> 00:52:37.180]:  I don't know, Terry, probably not.
[00:52:37.180 -> 00:52:38.660]:  I don't know.
[00:52:38.660 -> 00:52:40.100]:  You can just if you want.
[00:52:40.100 -> 00:52:41.420]:  Actually, no, it's not, Terp,
[00:52:41.420 -> 00:52:43.900]:  'cause I gotta withdraw like 70 bucks, dude.
[00:52:43.900 -> 00:52:44.980]:  So anyways, I'll be right back.
[00:52:44.980 -> 00:52:47.780]:  Give me like one minute, I'll be back online, all right, guys?
[00:52:47.780 -> 00:52:49.900]:  Give me like one minute, okay, hold on.
[00:52:49.900 -> 00:52:51.460]:  Like literally one minute, I'll be back online.
[00:52:51.460 -> 00:52:52.860]:  It won't take long at all.
[00:52:52.860 -> 00:53:01.500]:  Okay, guys, I'll be right back.
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