VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-05-04 00_59 [51013568525].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.760]:  I'm like my boy, that is, I think that is him.
[00:00:02.760 -> 00:00:05.020]:  Oh, he was on, oh, that's, oh.
[00:00:05.020 -> 00:00:07.120]:  Oh, he's from kick, yeah.
[00:00:07.120 -> 00:00:08.160]:  I was wondering why the name was different.
[00:00:08.160 -> 00:00:10.280]:  Okay, yeah, hell yeah, dude.
[00:00:10.280 -> 00:00:12.440]:  Man, I appreciate you, bro, man, thank you.
[00:00:12.440 -> 00:00:14.040]:  Any amount, dude, it does not matter, dude.
[00:00:14.040 -> 00:00:14.880]:  I appreciate it.
[00:00:14.880 -> 00:00:19.080]:  I should have left it on the 100, to be fair.
[00:00:19.080 -> 00:00:20.760]:  That was a good little slot balance,
[00:00:20.760 -> 00:00:23.160]:  but I thought it went a little bit more.
[00:00:23.160 -> 00:00:24.600]:  Like, what the hell are you doing?
[00:00:24.600 -> 00:00:27.820]:  (sighs)
[00:00:27.820 -> 00:00:28.920]:  I don't get a drink.
[00:00:28.920 -> 00:00:32.320]:  (upbeat music)
[00:00:32.320 -> 00:00:33.160]:  Yeah.
[00:00:33.160 -> 00:00:35.880]:  (upbeat music)
[00:00:35.880 -> 00:00:36.720]:  I'll be right back, guys.
[00:00:36.720 -> 00:00:37.560]:  I'm gonna drink.
[00:00:37.560 -> 00:00:38.540]:  I'm gonna drink real quick.
[00:00:38.540 -> 00:00:41.120]:  (upbeat music)
[00:00:41.120 -> 00:00:48.120]:  ♪ Never gets boring ♪
[00:00:48.120 -> 00:00:49.080]:  ♪ The painters in your face ♪
[00:00:49.080 -> 00:00:50.840]:  ♪ You just can't ignore 'em ♪
[00:00:50.840 -> 00:00:52.780]:  ♪ Don't know what they talking shit for ♪
[00:00:52.780 -> 00:00:53.760]:  ♪ See niggas get there ♪
[00:00:53.760 -> 00:00:55.320]:  ♪ You just trying to get yours ♪
[00:00:55.320 -> 00:00:58.840]:  ♪ Therefore, you left all the people you cared for ♪
[00:00:58.840 -> 00:01:01.620]:  ♪ Hopped on a plane, got airborne ♪
[00:01:01.620 -> 00:01:04.760]:  ♪ Seen the bullshit coming and fell for it ♪
[00:01:04.760 -> 00:01:06.000]:  ♪ But it's all good now ♪
[00:01:06.000 -> 00:01:07.620]:  ♪ 'Cause the same ones that talk shit ♪
[00:01:07.620 -> 00:01:09.820]:  ♪ Telling everyone you made it ♪
[00:01:09.820 -> 00:01:12.380]:  ♪ Then you start seeing hoes you dated ♪
[00:01:12.380 -> 00:01:14.940]:  ♪ And your thoughts start getting jaded ♪
[00:01:14.940 -> 00:01:17.400]:  ♪ Now your life's sorta different, ain't it ♪
[00:01:17.400 -> 00:01:19.520]:  ♪ Do your scars, knowing what your pain is ♪
[00:01:19.520 -> 00:01:20.920]:  ♪ But what's it all worth ♪
[00:01:20.920 -> 00:01:23.220]:  ♪ If it's painless ♪
[00:01:23.220 -> 00:01:24.780]:  ♪ Say you wanna be famous ♪
[00:01:24.780 -> 00:01:27.700]:  ♪ Now you've got a new place ♪
[00:01:27.700 -> 00:01:30.240]:  ♪ To drive a new car ♪
[00:01:30.240 -> 00:01:32.700]:  ♪ It's not for the cameras ♪
[00:01:32.700 -> 00:01:35.180]:  ♪ Live life like a superstar ♪
[00:01:35.180 -> 00:01:37.720]:  ♪ Don't care what you say, man ♪
[00:01:37.720 -> 00:01:40.220]:  ♪ You reach for the star ♪
[00:01:40.220 -> 00:01:44.300]:  ♪ Got everything we always dream about ♪
[00:01:44.300 -> 00:01:47.060]:  ♪ And everyone knows who we are ♪
[00:01:47.060 -> 00:01:49.820]:  ♪ Oh my god ♪
[00:01:49.820 -> 00:01:51.580]:  - Hello everybody.
[00:01:51.580 -> 00:01:54.080]:  (sighs)
[00:01:54.080 -> 00:01:56.440]:  Do you accept Harry Potter, Obama, Sonic?
[00:01:56.440 -> 00:01:58.500]:  - Yeah, that's probably my favorite.
[00:01:58.500 -> 00:02:02.280]:  Favorite way to donate to me is that crypto there.
[00:02:02.280 -> 00:02:05.140]:  - Yes you do.
[00:02:05.140 -> 00:02:07.140]:  Yes you do, my boy.
[00:02:07.140 -> 00:02:08.500]:  And you know I got you.
[00:02:08.500 -> 00:02:09.540]:  - There you go, bro.
[00:02:09.540 -> 00:02:13.880]:  You like him?
[00:02:13.880 -> 00:02:15.380]:  You don't like me, Game Boy?
[00:02:15.380 -> 00:02:18.040]:  I don't care, sorry.
[00:02:18.040 -> 00:02:18.880]:  I don't care.
[00:02:18.880 -> 00:02:21.860]:  It's okay, you don't have to.
[00:02:21.860 -> 00:02:23.700]:  You don't have to.
[00:02:23.700 -> 00:02:24.780]:  - You said by the way, all right.
[00:02:24.780 -> 00:02:25.740]:  - Thank you very much.
[00:02:25.740 -> 00:02:28.380]:  Unfortunately on BC you need two confirmations
[00:02:28.380 -> 00:02:29.900]:  and Litecoin's been going slow,
[00:02:29.900 -> 00:02:32.060]:  but it will come through.
[00:02:32.060 -> 00:02:33.340]:  Let's see if it hit one yet, probably not.
[00:02:33.340 -> 00:02:34.620]:  Nope, not one yet, but yeah.
[00:02:34.620 -> 00:02:36.100]:  Two and it'll be in there.
[00:02:36.100 -> 00:02:37.660]:  Takes about 10 minutes usually.
[00:02:37.660 -> 00:02:40.220]:  Thank you, I appreciate that.
[00:02:40.220 -> 00:02:41.220]:  Thank you, thank you.
[00:02:41.220 -> 00:02:43.940]:  Jake Beckton, how you doing, G?
[00:02:43.940 -> 00:02:45.220]:  What's up, my boy?
[00:02:45.220 -> 00:02:47.020]:  Oh shit, I just got off work.
[00:02:47.020 -> 00:02:49.940]:  Oh hey, Game of Gear, how you doing today, brother?
[00:02:49.940 -> 00:02:50.780]:  Can you grow a beard?
[00:02:50.780 -> 00:02:51.620]:  I cannot.
[00:02:51.620 -> 00:02:52.460]:  I cannot, dude.
[00:02:52.460 -> 00:02:53.400]:  I actually cannot grow a beard.
[00:02:53.400 -> 00:02:55.300]:  I can grow a mustache clearly.
[00:02:55.300 -> 00:02:57.780]:  But, all I can do is grow a little goatee
[00:02:57.780 -> 00:03:01.580]:  and make some little tiny sideburns.
[00:03:01.580 -> 00:03:02.620]:  I don't really get a full beard.
[00:03:02.620 -> 00:03:03.900]:  No, I don't know why.
[00:03:03.900 -> 00:03:06.420]:  I never have been able to grow a big beard.
[00:03:06.420 -> 00:03:07.580]:  Or a beard.
[00:03:07.580 -> 00:03:10.740]:  Hey, Cruz O'Kuskey with the Five Packarooskey.
[00:03:10.740 -> 00:03:13.300]:  Holy fucking shitballs, thank you, brother.
[00:03:13.300 -> 00:03:15.260]:  This makes me want to go.
[00:03:15.260 -> 00:03:17.220]:  Holy shitballs!
[00:03:17.220 -> 00:03:20.100]:  Every time, holy shitballs!
[00:03:20.100 -> 00:03:22.140]:  Don't say it, that's fucking, that's huge, bro.
[00:03:22.140 -> 00:03:23.580]:  Thank you, brother.
[00:03:23.580 -> 00:03:25.260]:  Five Packarooskey, thank you, bro.
[00:03:25.260 -> 00:03:26.820]:  Legend.
[00:03:26.820 -> 00:03:28.780]:  Legendary motherfucking person.
[00:03:28.780 -> 00:03:29.740]:  Yes, sir, you are.
[00:03:29.740 -> 00:03:30.660]:  Yes, sir, you are.
[00:03:30.660 -> 00:03:31.500]:  Yes, sir.
[00:03:31.500 -> 00:03:32.940]:  Don't let nobody tell you different.
[00:03:32.940 -> 00:03:37.260]:  1,488 Subaronis?
[00:03:37.260 -> 00:03:38.100]:  What?
[00:03:38.100 -> 00:03:40.100]:  12 away from 1,500?
[00:03:40.100 -> 00:03:41.820]:  Shit, I was sitting here a week ago thinking,
[00:03:41.820 -> 00:03:43.860]:  man, I'm not gonna break 1,000 on Twitch, dude.
[00:03:43.860 -> 00:03:44.700]:  This is embarrassing.
[00:03:44.700 -> 00:03:47.620]:  Not embarrassing, this is not even close, dude.
[00:03:47.620 -> 00:03:50.020]:  We're already almost halfway to 2,000, dude.
[00:03:50.020 -> 00:03:53.100]:  Or, you know, between 1,000 and 2,000, over halfway.
[00:03:53.100 -> 00:03:54.140]:  Hello, Raph, I'm doing good.
[00:03:54.140 -> 00:03:55.460]:  How are you, brother?
[00:03:55.460 -> 00:03:57.460]:  (burps)
[00:03:57.460 -> 00:04:01.260]:  What'd they do, my boy?
[00:04:01.260 -> 00:04:03.380]:  I don't, I wish I wasn't able to,
[00:04:03.380 -> 00:04:05.380]:  I wish there wasn't a bug in my bow pack.
[00:04:05.380 -> 00:04:07.540]:  That was pretty bad.
[00:04:07.540 -> 00:04:09.740]:  I was really looking forward to smoking that resin.
[00:04:09.740 -> 00:04:19.260]:  (sighs)
[00:04:19.260 -> 00:04:20.740]:  What'd you mean, like y'all going in?
[00:04:20.740 -> 00:04:22.700]:  What are you doing, boss?
[00:04:22.700 -> 00:04:23.540]:  What you doing?
[00:04:23.540 -> 00:04:24.380]:  What's good, Bob?
[00:04:24.380 -> 00:04:25.220]:  What's up, Keith?
[00:04:25.220 -> 00:04:26.660]:  My demi?
[00:04:26.660 -> 00:04:27.500]:  My dem?
[00:04:27.500 -> 00:04:28.460]:  Whatever it is.
[00:04:28.460 -> 00:04:29.300]:  What's up, dude?
[00:04:29.300 -> 00:04:32.940]:  Oh, shit, Raph, are you gonna get me baked one day?
[00:04:32.940 -> 00:04:33.780]:  Hell yeah.
[00:04:33.780 -> 00:04:37.300]:  The number in the sub count is my favorite number.
[00:04:37.300 -> 00:04:38.180]:  Really?
[00:04:38.180 -> 00:04:39.780]:  1,488.
[00:04:39.780 -> 00:04:41.780]:  Why is that your favorite number?
[00:04:41.780 -> 00:04:42.820]:  Did you get the audio interface?
[00:04:42.820 -> 00:04:44.220]:  No, I didn't, I'm an idiot.
[00:04:44.220 -> 00:04:47.740]:  Does it sound better or something today or something?
[00:04:47.740 -> 00:04:49.580]:  Go all in on coin for the 10 million points.
[00:04:49.580 -> 00:04:50.420]:  (laughs)
[00:04:50.420 -> 00:04:52.420]:  Yeah, I should do that.
[00:04:52.420 -> 00:04:53.260]:  Hello, do iron.
[00:04:53.260 -> 00:04:54.500]:  How are you doing, bro?
[00:04:54.500 -> 00:04:57.540]:  About to have a dab to start the weekend.
[00:04:57.540 -> 00:04:58.700]:  Cheers, y'all, have a fucking dab.
[00:04:58.700 -> 00:04:59.540]:  Enjoy, bro.
[00:04:59.540 -> 00:05:01.900]:  Casino, good luck.
[00:05:01.900 -> 00:05:02.740]:  Mayor of Ville.
[00:05:02.740 -> 00:05:03.580]:  All right, why don't I say?
[00:05:03.580 -> 00:05:05.580]:  Ville Mayor, Ville Mayor.
[00:05:05.580 -> 00:05:06.420]:  Good luck, Mikey.
[00:05:06.420 -> 00:05:07.540]:  I hope you make a lot of money.
[00:05:07.540 -> 00:05:09.060]:  I hope you do.
[00:05:09.060 -> 00:05:11.340]:  What's up, Burner Mark, Burner Mac?
[00:05:11.340 -> 00:05:12.180]:  Hey, young.
[00:05:12.180 -> 00:05:14.740]:  Always been my favorite streamer on Twitch.
[00:05:14.740 -> 00:05:15.820]:  I appreciate that, sacred.
[00:05:15.820 -> 00:05:16.820]:  Thank you very much.
[00:05:16.820 -> 00:05:17.660]:  Welcome to the stream, dude.
[00:05:17.660 -> 00:05:19.500]:  Thank you for being here.
[00:05:19.500 -> 00:05:21.100]:  Thank you for being here, man, seriously.
[00:05:21.100 -> 00:05:21.940]:  Yo, boss, just tune in.
[00:05:21.940 -> 00:05:22.780]:  What's up?
[00:05:22.780 -> 00:05:23.900]:  I'm Ben.
[00:05:23.900 -> 00:05:24.940]:  Just chilling.
[00:05:24.940 -> 00:05:28.300]:  Waiting on some Litecoin to hit.
[00:05:28.300 -> 00:05:30.740]:  We're in there like some swimwear in my block.
[00:05:30.740 -> 00:05:31.780]:  Hey, I can check something real quick.
[00:05:31.780 -> 00:05:34.620]:  I might have like a few buckeroonies available
[00:05:34.620 -> 00:05:35.540]:  here on BC.
[00:05:35.540 -> 00:05:36.380]:  Let's see.
[00:05:36.380 -> 00:05:38.820]:  Nothing.
[00:05:38.820 -> 00:05:39.820]:  Damn, I forgot about that, yeah.
[00:05:39.820 -> 00:05:41.020]:  Okay, that makes sense.
[00:05:41.020 -> 00:05:43.580]:  Nevermind.
[00:05:43.580 -> 00:05:45.460]:  All right, false alarm.
[00:05:45.460 -> 00:05:49.260]:  Give me some TXID.
[00:05:49.260 -> 00:05:50.740]:  Oh, if you want to, you can.
[00:05:51.940 -> 00:05:53.540]:  I'm sure you're legit.
[00:05:53.540 -> 00:05:55.420]:  I don't see why it's more of a good person
[00:05:55.420 -> 00:05:57.620]:  to hit you like that, but you can, yeah, sure.
[00:05:57.620 -> 00:05:58.460]:  What's up, BCL?
[00:05:58.460 -> 00:06:00.460]:  BCL is the crypto that they have.
[00:06:00.460 -> 00:06:01.300]:  That's their crypto.
[00:06:01.300 -> 00:06:02.120]:  That's their crypto.
[00:06:02.120 -> 00:06:04.460]:  Oh, BSL, oh, that's the lottery shit.
[00:06:04.460 -> 00:06:06.820]:  You can't gamble it, like watch.
[00:06:06.820 -> 00:06:07.940]:  You can't like go to a slot
[00:06:07.940 -> 00:06:09.300]:  and you won't know whether they're doing.
[00:06:09.300 -> 00:06:10.140]:  Sucked.
[00:06:10.140 -> 00:06:14.340]:  Wait, it says real money.
[00:06:14.340 -> 00:06:18.140]:  No, yeah, see.
[00:06:18.140 -> 00:06:19.100]:  I was gonna say, is that real money?
[00:06:19.100 -> 00:06:19.940]:  Oh, shitballs.
[00:06:20.820 -> 00:06:22.820]:  Nope, that's okay.
[00:06:22.820 -> 00:06:23.940]:  You're gonna use like another lottery.
[00:06:23.940 -> 00:06:24.780]:  I don't really know how to work.
[00:06:24.780 -> 00:06:27.020]:  Yeah, kinda like get your hopes up, but.
[00:06:27.020 -> 00:06:32.300]:  No, we're not starting with one K.
[00:06:32.300 -> 00:06:33.140]:  That's actually an old title,
[00:06:33.140 -> 00:06:34.820]:  but I can see why you thought that.
[00:06:34.820 -> 00:06:39.620]:  I already lost that, man.
[00:06:39.620 -> 00:06:41.300]:  I got up to 15 and lost it all.
[00:06:41.300 -> 00:06:42.140]:  I'm not kidding.
[00:06:42.140 -> 00:06:44.100]:  I tried to chase that 30 I got last night.
[00:06:44.100 -> 00:06:48.140]:  I should have known better than that.
[00:06:48.140 -> 00:06:49.940]:  Oh, well, another day, another dollar.
[00:06:50.260 -> 00:06:52.300]:  (upbeat music)
[00:06:52.300 -> 00:06:54.060]:  Open the DMs on chat, okay, okay.
[00:06:54.060 -> 00:06:54.900]:  Show everybody them?
[00:06:54.900 -> 00:06:56.540]:  Okay.
[00:06:56.540 -> 00:06:57.380]:  Got you, bro.
[00:06:57.380 -> 00:06:59.700]:  No, I'm just kidding.
[00:06:59.700 -> 00:07:02.020]:  (laughs)
[00:07:02.020 -> 00:07:03.500]:  It's like, no, stop.
[00:07:03.500 -> 00:07:08.020]:  What, you got 15K?
[00:07:08.020 -> 00:07:09.660]:  Oh, no.
[00:07:09.660 -> 00:07:14.500]:  Yeah, that's like a fourth of what I make every day.
[00:07:14.500 -> 00:07:16.460]:  It's not really that big of a deal.
[00:07:16.460 -> 00:07:18.260]:  All right, confirmations is one.
[00:07:18.260 -> 00:07:20.500]:  It should be pending on BC now.
[00:07:20.500 -> 00:07:21.860]:  Definitely should be.
[00:07:21.860 -> 00:07:23.860]:  And it is $57, dude.
[00:07:23.860 -> 00:07:25.380]:  Thank you, bro.
[00:07:25.380 -> 00:07:26.220]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:07:26.220 -> 00:07:27.060]:  I appreciate that.
[00:07:27.060 -> 00:07:31.500]:  Can we run it up?
[00:07:31.500 -> 00:07:33.220]:  Can we run this up?
[00:07:33.220 -> 00:07:34.980]:  I don't know.
[00:07:34.980 -> 00:07:36.100]:  We gotta wait and find out.
[00:07:36.100 -> 00:07:39.660]:  I wanna start with an original.
[00:07:39.660 -> 00:07:41.820]:  I know, man, it doesn't use the end well,
[00:07:41.820 -> 00:07:44.820]:  but I will save 20 for a fireproof feature
[00:07:44.820 -> 00:07:45.820]:  at the worst case scenario.
[00:07:45.820 -> 00:07:47.700]:  We're not even gonna get near there.
[00:07:47.700 -> 00:07:48.860]:  We're always gonna climb straight up to 100
[00:07:48.860 -> 00:07:50.140]:  and then we're gonna get the fuck out
[00:07:50.140 -> 00:07:51.820]:  and go to fireproofs.
[00:07:51.820 -> 00:07:54.300]:  Yep, yep, done that.
[00:07:54.300 -> 00:07:58.300]:  I got a YouTube video of like $12 and 5K
[00:07:58.300 -> 00:07:59.900]:  or something, that's pretty good.
[00:07:59.900 -> 00:08:01.900]:  Excuse me.
[00:08:01.900 -> 00:08:04.540]:  Thank you very much, gambling.
[00:08:04.540 -> 00:08:08.100]:  I went to, I went from 1,000 last night
[00:08:08.100 -> 00:08:10.300]:  to 30,000 and I lost it all.
[00:08:10.300 -> 00:08:14.380]:  I then went from 1,000 today to 15,000 and I lost it all.
[00:08:14.380 -> 00:08:16.540]:  I think I'm always chasing that dragon
[00:08:16.540 -> 00:08:18.020]:  and that 55K I won one time.
[00:08:18.020 -> 00:08:19.020]:  Yeah, turp, yeah.
[00:08:19.020 -> 00:08:20.580]:  Go watch the last VOD.
[00:08:20.580 -> 00:08:23.420]:  I was up to 15K and then last night I got the 30K, yeah.
[00:08:23.420 -> 00:08:25.540]:  I'm gonna hit it.
[00:08:25.540 -> 00:08:27.060]:  I did it all on CoinFlip.
[00:08:27.060 -> 00:08:28.300]:  We won the 30K on CoinFlip.
[00:08:28.300 -> 00:08:29.620]:  That was fucking crazy, man.
[00:08:29.620 -> 00:08:32.660]:  I was doing some $4,000 flips into 8,000.
[00:08:32.660 -> 00:08:35.020]:  I got my new highest win on CoinFlip last night,
[00:08:35.020 -> 00:08:36.060]:  which was 7900.
[00:08:36.060 -> 00:08:38.100]:  Yeah, dude.
[00:08:38.100 -> 00:08:40.820]:  Fucking sucks.
[00:08:40.820 -> 00:08:41.660]:  Oh, well.
[00:08:41.660 -> 00:08:44.660]:  If you don't care, if you don't chase,
[00:08:44.660 -> 00:08:45.500]:  you'll never make it.
[00:08:45.500 -> 00:08:46.980]:  No, you're right though.
[00:08:46.980 -> 00:08:49.180]:  You'll never, you'll cash out at 2K every time
[00:08:49.180 -> 00:08:50.180]:  and boom, you're done.
[00:08:50.180 -> 00:08:53.660]:  Boss Man Tone, turkey made a video about you.
[00:08:53.660 -> 00:08:57.140]:  Am I supposed to be offended or something?
[00:08:57.140 -> 00:08:59.740]:  What makes you think that I give a single fuck?
[00:08:59.740 -> 00:09:02.500]:  Just one, just one fuck.
[00:09:02.500 -> 00:09:04.540]:  Why should I give a fuck?
[00:09:04.540 -> 00:09:05.940]:  Why would I give a fuck?
[00:09:05.940 -> 00:09:06.780]:  I'm asking you.
[00:09:06.780 -> 00:09:08.540]:  You're actually good, dude.
[00:09:08.540 -> 00:09:10.140]:  I wish I would win some of my sports bets.
[00:09:10.140 -> 00:09:12.140]:  Do you not win all your sports bets?
[00:09:12.140 -> 00:09:13.140]:  Oh, shit balls.
[00:09:14.660 -> 00:09:17.940]:  Boss man, more 12 slots when you have money to burn.
[00:09:17.940 -> 00:09:19.260]:  More 12 slots?
[00:09:19.260 -> 00:09:20.940]:  I'm not sure what that means.
[00:09:20.940 -> 00:09:22.340]:  Bros give me free publicity.
[00:09:22.340 -> 00:09:24.940]:  Yeah, exactly.
[00:09:24.940 -> 00:09:26.180]:  Exactly what we're getting, yeah.
[00:09:26.180 -> 00:09:27.540]:  I just don't know why you're bringing it up in my chat.
[00:09:27.540 -> 00:09:28.380]:  That's all.
[00:09:28.380 -> 00:09:30.980]:  Yep.
[00:09:30.980 -> 00:09:32.260]:  Win-win situation, dude.
[00:09:32.260 -> 00:09:34.860]:  That killed two men.
[00:09:34.860 -> 00:09:36.220]:  What do you mean it killed them?
[00:09:36.220 -> 00:09:38.180]:  $12 slots for strength?
[00:09:38.180 -> 00:09:39.020]:  Oh, shit.
[00:09:39.020 -> 00:09:41.260]:  Yeah, maybe when I get up again, I'll do that again, yeah.
[00:09:41.260 -> 00:09:42.300]:  I've done $50 spins.
[00:09:42.300 -> 00:09:43.940]:  I've done $100 spins on slots.
[00:09:43.940 -> 00:09:45.900]:  Not buys, spins.
[00:09:45.900 -> 00:09:48.100]:  There's a few of them, that's dope.
[00:09:48.100 -> 00:09:49.180]:  I've done a lot of 50s.
[00:09:49.180 -> 00:09:50.180]:  25s, for sure.
[00:09:50.180 -> 00:09:58.100]:  Print the fattest that they take as his friends.
[00:09:58.100 -> 00:09:59.100]:  I mean, it's anything.
[00:09:59.100 -> 00:10:01.580]:  Slots, I think, actually give you less over time.
[00:10:01.580 -> 00:10:02.420]:  I truly believe that.
[00:10:02.420 -> 00:10:03.820]:  I think you will make more money over time.
[00:10:03.820 -> 00:10:06.620]:  I'll lose less money over an original than you will slot.
[00:10:06.620 -> 00:10:07.500]:  I do believe that.
[00:10:07.500 -> 00:10:10.180]:  It'll be $10,000.
[00:10:11.340 -> 00:10:14.540]:  I'm gonna play a little coin flip probably to start.
[00:10:14.540 -> 00:10:16.820]:  And hopefully get to like 90 or 100.
[00:10:16.820 -> 00:10:19.140]:  And then we'll go to the fucking Power Potholes.
[00:10:19.140 -> 00:10:19.980]:  That's a change of mind.
[00:10:19.980 -> 00:10:22.260]:  I was gonna go down to 20 and then leave.
[00:10:22.260 -> 00:10:24.620]:  I'm actually only gonna allow myself to go down to 40.
[00:10:24.620 -> 00:10:26.460]:  That'll give us two 25 portal features.
[00:10:26.460 -> 00:10:28.660]:  Those chances are winning big, hopefully.
[00:10:28.660 -> 00:10:31.540]:  Oh, I'm gonna play a little coin flip probably to start.
[00:10:31.540 -> 00:10:33.780]:  And hopefully get to like 90 or 100.
[00:10:33.780 -> 00:10:36.420]:  And then we'll go to the fucking Power Potholes.
[00:10:36.420 -> 00:10:37.260]:  That's a change of mind.
[00:10:37.260 -> 00:10:39.300]:  I was gonna go down to 20 and then leave.
[00:10:39.300 -> 00:10:41.300]:  I'm actually only gonna allow myself to go down to 40.
[00:10:41.300 -> 00:10:43.820]:  It says one time I did a Twilight Princess 20.
[00:10:43.820 -> 00:10:46.540]:  Actually I did a $20 feature on Gates of Olympus.
[00:10:46.540 -> 00:10:48.260]:  Got $1,000 max win.
[00:10:48.260 -> 00:10:51.420]:  I also got a $700 win on Twilight Princess on a $20 buy.
[00:10:51.420 -> 00:10:54.020]:  That's a nice $20 buy, wins, believe it or not.
[00:10:54.020 -> 00:10:58.700]:  $20 buy on Rip City, max bonus.
[00:10:58.700 -> 00:11:00.100]:  I won max win on that too.
[00:11:00.100 -> 00:11:03.300]:  That's a 10 cent value, but it was a $20 buy.
[00:11:03.300 -> 00:11:08.580]:  The biggest win on Power Potholes was like $2,600 I think.
[00:11:08.580 -> 00:11:10.700]:  It was on a $1.25 spin.
[00:11:10.700 -> 00:11:15.700]:  So the $100 feature, and it paid like 2.6, pretty solid.
[00:11:15.700 -> 00:11:18.820]:  That was right near where it first came out.
[00:11:18.820 -> 00:11:21.780]:  Come on Litecoin, you can do it, buddy.
[00:11:21.780 -> 00:11:22.920]:  Come on home, buddy.
[00:11:22.920 -> 00:11:25.660]:  Bring me the money, bring me the money.
[00:11:25.660 -> 00:11:30.940]:  Or die in the morning.
[00:11:30.940 -> 00:11:31.780]:  That's been all right, guys.
[00:11:31.780 -> 00:11:33.220]:  How's yours been?
[00:11:33.220 -> 00:11:34.900]:  How's yours been, sorry.
[00:11:34.900 -> 00:11:36.780]:  Can't imagine a max win, I'd lose my shit.
[00:11:36.780 -> 00:11:37.860]:  I've gotten three of them, dude.
[00:11:37.860 -> 00:11:38.700]:  Three max wins.
[00:11:38.700 -> 00:11:41.020]:  One on Rip City, one on Gates of Olympus,
[00:11:41.020 -> 00:11:43.500]:  and one on that new stake slot, whatever they had on there.
[00:11:43.500 -> 00:11:45.900]:  I got a fucking max win on that one too.
[00:11:45.900 -> 00:11:49.540]:  I still hold the number one spot on that site for that slot.
[00:11:49.540 -> 00:11:50.980]:  So you go look at it.
[00:11:50.980 -> 00:11:53.540]:  You'll see Bossman Jack as the luckiest win on there.
[00:11:53.540 -> 00:11:54.740]:  (laughs)
[00:11:54.740 -> 00:11:56.900]:  I'll stick you guys, I think that's kinda cool.
[00:11:56.900 -> 00:11:59.740]:  Yeah.
[00:11:59.740 -> 00:12:00.780]:  Oh, money's in, guys.
[00:12:00.780 -> 00:12:03.340]:  We're in there, swimwear, baby.
[00:12:03.340 -> 00:12:05.460]:  To a revolutionary song.
[00:12:05.460 -> 00:12:06.940]:  ♪ I'm staring at these clones ♪
[00:12:06.940 -> 00:12:08.900]:  ♪ Back to put you back, stab us back ♪
[00:12:08.900 -> 00:12:09.740]:  ♪ On your spinal bone ♪
[00:12:09.740 -> 00:12:11.180]:  Come on, that's a terrible start.
[00:12:11.180 -> 00:12:12.700]:  ♪ This is my dish, you wanted to dish ♪
[00:12:12.700 -> 00:12:14.380]:  ♪ What's up to my dick ♪
[00:12:14.380 -> 00:12:15.220]:  ♪ Grown ♪
[00:12:15.220 -> 00:12:16.500]:  ♪ Man never should bite they tongue ♪
[00:12:16.500 -> 00:12:17.700]:  ♪ Unless you ain't pussy ♪
[00:12:17.700 -> 00:12:19.660]:  ♪ That smell like it's a sterile plum ♪
[00:12:19.660 -> 00:12:21.140]:  Oh my god, guys.
[00:12:21.140 -> 00:12:22.260]:  Last one, if I lose.
[00:12:22.260 -> 00:12:23.260]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the peak ♪
[00:12:23.260 -> 00:12:24.860]:  ♪ Charlotte's web is gonna miss you ♪
[00:12:24.860 -> 00:12:26.460]:  ♪ My issue isn't televised ♪
[00:12:26.460 -> 00:12:27.940]:  ♪ And you ain't gotta tell the why ♪
[00:12:27.940 -> 00:12:29.020]:  ♪ I try to stay on beat ♪
[00:12:29.020 -> 00:12:30.660]:  ♪ Because I like initial mental ♪
[00:12:30.660 -> 00:12:35.660]:  ♪ This is physical and mental ♪
[00:12:35.660 -> 00:12:40.180]:  ♪ And everything on TV just a figure ♪
[00:12:40.180 -> 00:12:41.180]:  ♪ I don't wanna pass the nation ♪
[00:12:41.180 -> 00:12:45.140]:  ♪ Why you motherfuckers waiting ♪
[00:12:45.140 -> 00:12:46.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the peak ♪
[00:12:46.140 -> 00:12:47.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the beginning ♪
[00:12:47.140 -> 00:12:48.140]:  ♪ Building pyramids right here ♪
[00:12:48.140 -> 00:12:49.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the beginning ♪
[00:12:49.140 -> 00:12:50.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the beginning ♪
[00:12:50.140 -> 00:12:51.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the beginning ♪
[00:12:51.140 -> 00:12:52.140]:  ♪ But this is physical and mental ♪
[00:12:52.140 -> 00:12:53.140]:  ♪ I wanna pass the nation ♪
[00:12:53.140 -> 00:12:54.140]:  ♪ Why you motherfuckers waiting ♪
[00:12:54.140 -> 00:12:55.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the beginning ♪
[00:12:55.140 -> 00:12:56.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the beginning ♪
[00:12:56.140 -> 00:12:57.140]:  ♪ I'm feeling it at the beginning ♪
[00:12:57.140 -> 00:12:58.140]:  ♪ Building pyramids right here ♪
[00:12:58.140 -> 00:13:03.140]:  Oh, you can't resist his high power.
[00:13:03.140 -> 00:13:06.260]:  There we go, boys.
[00:13:06.260 -> 00:13:08.900]:  We're getting there, we're getting there.
[00:13:08.900 -> 00:13:10.580]:  My, I looked just staring at me.
[00:13:10.580 -> 00:13:13.220]:  Come on, dude.
[00:13:13.220 -> 00:13:14.060]:  Better win this.
[00:13:14.060 -> 00:13:17.220]:  No!
[00:13:17.220 -> 00:13:19.300]:  Great.
[00:13:19.300 -> 00:13:21.940]:  Oh my God, there it goes.
[00:13:21.940 -> 00:13:23.020]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:13:23.020 -> 00:13:25.900]:  Every fucking time I try to give 'em,
[00:13:27.300 -> 00:13:29.340]:  dude, are you fucking kidding me right now, dude?
[00:13:29.340 -> 00:13:30.340]:  Come on.
[00:13:30.340 -> 00:13:38.420]:  Dude!
[00:13:38.420 -> 00:13:39.900]:  Come on.
[00:13:39.900 -> 00:13:41.060]:  I gotta do more, dude.
[00:13:41.060 -> 00:13:43.180]:  Yes.
[00:13:43.180 -> 00:13:45.740]:  Let's go.
[00:13:45.740 -> 00:13:46.580]:  We needed that.
[00:13:46.580 -> 00:13:47.420]:  It's a little win.
[00:13:47.420 -> 00:13:49.340]:  ♪ Man of mankind ♪
[00:13:49.340 -> 00:13:51.660]:  ♪ Who said a black man in the Illuminati ♪
[00:13:51.660 -> 00:13:55.540]:  ♪ Last time I checked, that was the biggest race party ♪
[00:13:55.540 -> 00:13:57.220]:  ♪ So give the fuck that slave shit ♪
[00:13:57.220 -> 00:13:58.700]:  ♪ Do your own pyramids ♪
[00:13:58.700 -> 00:14:01.420]:  ♪ Write your own hieroglyphs ♪
[00:14:01.420 -> 00:14:03.620]:  Oh my God, dude, come on.
[00:14:03.620 -> 00:14:07.980]:  Oh, another fucking donation, dude.
[00:14:07.980 -> 00:14:08.820]:  No way.
[00:14:08.820 -> 00:14:11.900]:  Oh, shit's wrong.
[00:14:11.900 -> 00:14:14.700]:  Never lets me climb no more, dude.
[00:14:14.700 -> 00:14:15.540]:  Shit's wrong.
[00:14:16.060 -> 00:14:19.900]:  ♪ Throw your hands up for high power ♪
[00:14:19.900 -> 00:14:22.860]:  Oh my God, I can't fucking do anything.
[00:14:22.860 -> 00:14:27.020]:  That's all right.
[00:14:27.020 -> 00:14:29.020]:  Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
[00:14:29.020 -> 00:14:39.020]:  ♪ I never liked the system ♪
[00:14:39.020 -> 00:14:50.620]:  (upbeat music)
[00:14:50.620 -> 00:14:52.860]:  Oh my God, never ending.
[00:14:52.860 -> 00:14:58.100]:  Come on.
[00:14:58.100 -> 00:15:00.860]:  There you go.
[00:15:00.860 -> 00:15:08.740]:  Oh my God, I cannot get ahead.
[00:15:09.580 -> 00:15:10.940]:  That's so annoying, man.
[00:15:10.940 -> 00:15:14.620]:  Oh my God, can you fucking see this bullshit?
[00:15:14.620 -> 00:15:16.100]:  Come the fuck on.
[00:15:16.100 -> 00:15:17.540]:  Fuck you, these guys, dude.
[00:15:17.540 -> 00:15:19.900]:  I fucking swear to fucking God, dude.
[00:15:19.900 -> 00:15:21.260]:  I never fucking went anymore, dude.
[00:15:21.260 -> 00:15:22.860]:  It's the same old fucking shit.
[00:15:22.860 -> 00:15:26.820]:  Fuck, dude.
[00:15:26.820 -> 00:15:32.820]:  Yes.
[00:15:32.820 -> 00:15:36.540]:  No, oh my God, dude.
[00:15:36.540 -> 00:15:37.740]:  I'm fucking done, dude.
[00:15:37.740 -> 00:15:38.900]:  I'm fucking done, dude.
[00:15:38.900 -> 00:15:42.420]:  Oh my God, what a fucking joke, dude.
[00:15:42.420 -> 00:15:43.260]:  (laughs)
[00:15:43.260 -> 00:15:44.500]:  What a joke.
[00:15:44.500 -> 00:15:45.980]:  Man, fuck my life, dude.
[00:15:45.980 -> 00:15:49.620]:  I hate my life on certain days, man,
[00:15:49.620 -> 00:15:52.580]:  where I just, it's impossible to win anything, you know?
[00:15:52.580 -> 00:15:55.100]:  They just make it so hard to do anything.
[00:15:55.100 -> 00:15:56.140]:  You just cannot win.
[00:15:56.140 -> 00:15:58.180]:  It doesn't matter what you do or try.
[00:15:58.180 -> 00:16:01.620]:  It'll beat you down, beat you down over and over, dude.
[00:16:01.620 -> 00:16:04.020]:  It's over and over and over.
[00:16:04.020 -> 00:16:07.140]:  I mean, thousands of dollars later, it's just gone.
[00:16:07.860 -> 00:16:09.420]:  That's fucking bullshit, dude.
[00:16:09.420 -> 00:16:11.780]:  Fucking bullshit, actually.
[00:16:11.780 -> 00:16:12.620]:  It really is.
[00:16:12.620 -> 00:16:13.940]:  It actually is such bullshit
[00:16:13.940 -> 00:16:16.500]:  that I just don't think I can do it much more, dude.
[00:16:16.500 -> 00:16:17.340]:  I'm serious, dude.
[00:16:17.340 -> 00:16:18.740]:  I gotta stop, dude.
[00:16:18.740 -> 00:16:21.300]:  I could've fucking bullshit with that, dude.
[00:16:21.300 -> 00:16:23.060]:  Come on, dude.
[00:16:23.060 -> 00:16:23.900]:  What did I do?
[00:16:23.900 -> 00:16:25.020]:  What the fuck did I do?
[00:16:25.020 -> 00:16:25.860]:  That's what I wanna know.
[00:16:25.860 -> 00:16:26.820]:  That's all.
[00:16:26.820 -> 00:16:28.700]:  I'd love to hear that answer.
[00:16:28.700 -> 00:16:30.100]:  Nothing.
[00:16:30.100 -> 00:16:31.300]:  Anyway, just fine, dude.
[00:16:31.300 -> 00:16:34.860]:  Yeah, I would, welfare, yeah.
[00:16:34.860 -> 00:16:36.500]:  I certainly would.
[00:16:36.500 -> 00:16:37.740]:  Dude, I'd love to do that.
[00:16:37.740 -> 00:16:40.020]:  I know that light and guess what?
[00:16:40.020 -> 00:16:40.860]:  I get paid to do it.
[00:16:40.860 -> 00:16:42.420]:  It's a little different for me, boss.
[00:16:42.420 -> 00:16:43.780]:  It is a little different for me.
[00:16:43.780 -> 00:16:45.340]:  I just need to learn how to not give everything
[00:16:45.340 -> 00:16:48.380]:  that I make to the fucking casino and I'd be fine.
[00:16:48.380 -> 00:16:50.300]:  So it's different for me, bro.
[00:16:50.300 -> 00:16:52.380]:  Not a losing game for me, but not at all.
[00:16:52.380 -> 00:16:53.820]:  I just gotta fucking pull out.
[00:16:53.820 -> 00:17:04.620]:  Will you really buy it for me, bro, or?
[00:17:04.620 -> 00:17:05.460]:  I would love to do that, man.
[00:17:05.460 -> 00:17:06.420]:  I'd buy it right now, download it.
[00:17:06.420 -> 00:17:07.260]:  I'd fiber off the internet.
[00:17:07.260 -> 00:17:08.460]:  It'll be downloaded soon.
[00:17:08.460 -> 00:17:13.380]:  Will I do some investments?
[00:17:13.380 -> 00:17:15.140]:  Yep, I have already bought over,
[00:17:15.140 -> 00:17:18.100]:  it's like $6,000 worth of precious metals I've started.
[00:17:18.100 -> 00:17:19.220]:  Thank you very much.
[00:17:19.220 -> 00:17:22.220]:  Do $1 spins, boss, and pocket the rest
[00:17:22.220 -> 00:17:23.060]:  you can do me a millionaire.
[00:17:23.060 -> 00:17:23.900]:  I know, man.
[00:17:23.900 -> 00:17:24.740]:  I'm fucking dumb.
[00:17:24.740 -> 00:17:28.780]:  Those are very, yeah.
[00:17:28.780 -> 00:17:29.620]:  I'm ready to go.
[00:17:29.620 -> 00:17:30.460]:  I don't know if he's being serious.
[00:17:30.460 -> 00:17:32.140]:  He's a brand new follower, dude.
[00:17:32.140 -> 00:17:33.740]:  I think he's the first one of his first comments
[00:17:33.740 -> 00:17:35.660]:  when I was talking about this guy on YouTube
[00:17:35.660 -> 00:17:36.620]:  making a rap video of me.
[00:17:36.620 -> 00:17:39.060]:  So I don't think he's being serious.
[00:17:39.060 -> 00:17:39.980]:  Don't get your hopes up, guys.
[00:17:39.980 -> 00:17:40.820]:  That's all I'm saying.
[00:17:40.820 -> 00:17:42.220]:  I don't think he's really gonna buy me.
[00:17:42.220 -> 00:17:49.260]:  I appreciate temping.
[00:17:49.260 -> 00:17:52.460]:  I wish I could win more often, dude, you know?
[00:17:52.460 -> 00:17:53.980]:  Like sometimes, at least.
[00:17:53.980 -> 00:17:58.220]:  Yeah, I got fiber off, too.
[00:17:58.220 -> 00:18:00.300]:  What about it, Russian mud?
[00:18:00.300 -> 00:18:02.180]:  Why are you so weird all the time, Russian mud?
[00:18:02.180 -> 00:18:04.220]:  Why are you, you're not gonna ask for another unban
[00:18:04.220 -> 00:18:05.900]:  when I ban you again.
[00:18:05.900 -> 00:18:06.940]:  Why are you actually so excited
[00:18:06.940 -> 00:18:09.380]:  that I have fiber optic internet?
[00:18:09.380 -> 00:18:11.460]:  You're fucking weird, dude.
[00:18:11.460 -> 00:18:12.300]:  How are you doing, man?
[00:18:12.300 -> 00:18:13.140]:  I'm doing okay as they were doing.
[00:18:13.140 -> 00:18:14.300]:  I'm doing all right, man.
[00:18:14.300 -> 00:18:19.420]:  Been a while, boss.
[00:18:19.420 -> 00:18:20.460]:  Just finished school in the summer.
[00:18:20.460 -> 00:18:21.300]:  How you doing?
[00:18:21.300 -> 00:18:22.620]:  I'm doing all right, man.
[00:18:22.620 -> 00:18:24.020]:  If you win more if you was using fake money,
[00:18:24.020 -> 00:18:25.580]:  I wouldn't know if you were.
[00:18:25.580 -> 00:18:26.420]:  Yeah, exactly.
[00:18:26.420 -> 00:18:27.260]:  This is me, man.
[00:18:27.260 -> 00:18:28.580]:  You're right.
[00:18:28.580 -> 00:18:29.700]:  Yeah, it is.
[00:18:29.700 -> 00:18:30.540]:  I have nothing now.
[00:18:30.540 -> 00:18:31.980]:  Not a dollar.
[00:18:31.980 -> 00:18:32.820]:  Pretty sad, actually.
[00:18:32.820 -> 00:18:33.900]:  It wasn't really sad.
[00:18:33.900 -> 00:18:36.420]:  I just have way too many viewers
[00:18:36.420 -> 00:18:37.980]:  and shit to have nothing.
[00:18:37.980 -> 00:18:39.900]:  Pretty sad, I have nothing.
[00:18:39.900 -> 00:18:40.940]:  That's sad.
[00:18:40.940 -> 00:18:42.700]:  That's sad, I don't have a dollar.
[00:18:42.700 -> 00:18:49.580]:  I have to do slots every day of my life.
[00:18:49.580 -> 00:18:50.420]:  Don't tell me I don't.
[00:18:50.420 -> 00:18:52.940]:  I go to slots every single day.
[00:18:52.940 -> 00:18:54.740]:  So I don't know what you mean by that.
[00:18:54.740 -> 00:18:55.580]:  Yeah, I got my phone fixed.
[00:18:55.580 -> 00:18:56.420]:  Yeah, that's good.
[00:18:56.420 -> 00:18:57.260]:  What's up, Reese's?
[00:18:57.260 -> 00:18:59.920]:  (phone ringing)
[00:18:59.920 -> 00:19:04.940]:  Right, Russia, sure.
[00:19:04.940 -> 00:19:06.140]:  Yeah, I got like a good month off
[00:19:06.140 -> 00:19:07.220]:  then I'm starting my internship.
[00:19:07.220 -> 00:19:08.060]:  Nice.
[00:19:08.060 -> 00:19:08.900]:  That's what's up.
[00:19:08.900 -> 00:19:09.860]:  Enjoy your month off, though.
[00:19:09.860 -> 00:19:14.780]:  You'd win more if you were--
[00:19:14.780 -> 00:19:15.620]:  Yeah.
[00:19:15.620 -> 00:19:16.460]:  (phone ringing)
[00:19:16.460 -> 00:19:17.300]:  Do I look good today?
[00:19:17.300 -> 00:19:18.140]:  Does it look like I am?
[00:19:18.140 -> 00:19:19.580]:  Does it seem like I am?
[00:19:19.580 -> 00:19:20.420]:  Come on, man.
[00:19:20.420 -> 00:19:23.300]:  I feel like it's so hard to get a crazy slap on us.
[00:19:23.300 -> 00:19:24.140]:  Uh-uh, no.
[00:19:24.140 -> 00:19:25.380]:  Not really.
[00:19:25.380 -> 00:19:26.260]:  Phone fixed is a dub.
[00:19:26.260 -> 00:19:28.500]:  Do they do some, you know, some--
[00:19:28.500 -> 00:19:31.700]:  No, I just got a new one in the mail, type shit.
[00:19:31.700 -> 00:19:33.140]:  I haven't actually fixed any of my ones.
[00:19:33.140 -> 00:19:35.580]:  I'm just saying about it.
[00:19:35.580 -> 00:19:36.420]:  Good luck on that, Zach.
[00:19:36.420 -> 00:19:37.780]:  I hope you ace that bitch.
[00:19:37.780 -> 00:19:38.620]:  Let's go.
[00:19:38.620 -> 00:19:41.380]:  Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:41.380 -> 00:19:42.220]:  I'm gonna get all of you.
[00:19:42.220 -> 00:19:43.300]:  I feel like shit, man.
[00:19:43.300 -> 00:19:44.140]:  I have nothing.
[00:19:44.140 -> 00:19:47.460]:  Oh, never mind.
[00:19:47.460 -> 00:19:51.140]:  I am getting some money.
[00:19:51.140 -> 00:19:53.260]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:19:53.260 -> 00:19:54.220]:  Hell yes, dude.
[00:19:54.220 -> 00:19:55.420]:  That's awesome.
[00:19:55.420 -> 00:19:57.060]:  I think I'm getting 200 bucks, guys.
[00:19:57.060 -> 00:20:02.940]:  Oh, okay, thank you for letting me know.
[00:20:02.940 -> 00:20:06.260]:  Let's fucking go, just got here.
[00:20:06.260 -> 00:20:07.500]:  Let's fucking go, no cap.
[00:20:07.500 -> 00:20:09.540]:  I feel like they're making me lose now.
[00:20:09.540 -> 00:20:11.300]:  I won 1K and this has been nothing.
[00:20:11.300 -> 00:20:13.260]:  No, dude, this is unlucky, bro.
[00:20:13.260 -> 00:20:14.540]:  This is a hit or miss type of thing.
[00:20:14.540 -> 00:20:17.460]:  It's not a winning thing in the wrong run.
[00:20:17.460 -> 00:20:18.980]:  And for pretty much everybody.
[00:20:18.980 -> 00:20:24.220]:  Yeah, I need to do some IRL streams for you guys, dude.
[00:20:24.220 -> 00:20:25.380]:  That'd be cool as shit.
[00:20:26.220 -> 00:20:27.380]:  No fishing streams, maybe going into Walmart
[00:20:27.380 -> 00:20:28.580]:  and fucking with people.
[00:20:28.580 -> 00:20:31.780]:  Let's fucking go, no way.
[00:20:31.780 -> 00:20:33.260]:  It's already on the way, guys.
[00:20:33.260 -> 00:20:35.260]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:20:35.260 -> 00:20:41.020]:  What was that?
[00:20:41.020 -> 00:20:43.340]:  Dude, don't doge.
[00:20:43.340 -> 00:20:44.580]:  No, you didn't, actually.
[00:20:44.580 -> 00:20:45.980]:  First of all, I'm gonna time you out.
[00:20:45.980 -> 00:20:48.060]:  Oh, maybe you actually did.
[00:20:48.060 -> 00:20:50.300]:  Sorry, actually, but I've been timing out just for a second.
[00:20:50.300 -> 00:20:53.260]:  Literally one second, 'cause you can't talk about that
[00:20:53.260 -> 00:20:54.140]:  on Twitch at all.
[00:20:54.140 -> 00:20:55.260]:  Sorry about that.
[00:20:55.260 -> 00:20:56.500]:  It's like super frownable.
[00:20:56.500 -> 00:20:58.900]:  I got banned twice for twice, actually.
[00:20:58.900 -> 00:21:01.580]:  And the second time was a complete accident.
[00:21:01.580 -> 00:21:02.940]:  To the moon, baby, let's go.
[00:21:23.500 -> 00:21:25.380]:  Oh, look at that, $190.
[00:21:25.380 -> 00:21:26.900]:  I'm doing one coin flip, and that's it.
[00:21:26.900 -> 00:21:28.580]:  I'm going for a triple if I lose, whatever.
[00:21:28.580 -> 00:21:29.620]:  I'm at 180 for slots.
[00:21:29.620 -> 00:21:31.180]:  That's enough for slots, dude.
[00:21:31.180 -> 00:21:32.060]:  That is enough for slots.
[00:21:32.060 -> 00:21:33.660]:  180 is enough for slots, dude.
[00:21:33.660 -> 00:21:37.020]:  Let's go, come on, one more tails.
[00:21:37.020 -> 00:21:38.580]:  Let's go, guys, one more heads.
[00:21:38.580 -> 00:21:42.100]:  No, yeah, I thought I lost!
[00:21:42.100 -> 00:21:43.380]:  I thought I lost!
[00:21:43.380 -> 00:21:44.260]:  Oh, you didn't see it?
[00:21:44.260 -> 00:21:46.460]:  Oh, shit, my bad, guys.
[00:21:46.460 -> 00:21:47.940]:  I thought I lost it.
[00:21:47.940 -> 00:21:49.340]:  10 into 80, baby.
[00:21:49.340 -> 00:21:50.860]:  Triple chuck.
[00:21:50.860 -> 00:21:51.900]:  Triple chuck.
[00:21:53.340 -> 00:21:58.140]:  I started with 190, so now I'll make the new lowest 240.
[00:21:58.140 -> 00:22:02.140]:  I'm assuming I'm going to make something happen with it.
[00:22:02.140 -> 00:22:03.060]:  Let's go.
[00:22:03.060 -> 00:22:07.020]:  Oh, all right, last one if I lose.
[00:22:07.020 -> 00:22:11.540]:  Oh, you know what?
[00:22:11.540 -> 00:22:13.220]:  Let's do a 20, fuck it.
[00:22:13.220 -> 00:22:14.380]:  It's going to hit.
[00:22:14.380 -> 00:22:15.820]:  No, no, it didn't.
[00:22:15.820 -> 00:22:18.940]:  Oh, come on, dude, no way.
[00:22:18.940 -> 00:22:21.540]:  I'm back to the start if I lose this.
[00:22:21.540 -> 00:22:22.700]:  Oh, I did lose it.
[00:22:22.700 -> 00:22:26.220]:  Oh, no, you're a fucking piece of shit.
[00:22:26.220 -> 00:22:29.660]:  Oh, come on, man, no way.
[00:22:29.660 -> 00:22:33.940]:  This better hitter, I'm leaving.
[00:22:33.940 -> 00:22:38.540]:  You're kidding, look at the board up top.
[00:22:38.540 -> 00:22:40.260]:  I've lost like so many in a row.
[00:22:40.260 -> 00:22:44.380]:  Oh, my God, there's no way, man.
[00:22:44.380 -> 00:22:46.220]:  Come on, give me my money back.
[00:22:46.220 -> 00:22:49.900]:  Oh, my God, dude, no way, dude.
[00:22:49.900 -> 00:22:51.220]:  Come on, there's got to be one more in there.
[00:22:51.220 -> 00:22:52.260]:  Come on, one more.
[00:22:52.740 -> 00:22:55.540]:  Yes, come on, one more, one more, one more.
[00:22:55.540 -> 00:22:59.420]:  Yeah, oh, baby, oh, very rare.
[00:22:59.420 -> 00:23:04.180]:  Oh, it's okay, we're still, we got a nice little chunk now
[00:23:04.180 -> 00:23:05.100]:  we can mess with.
[00:23:05.100 -> 00:23:12.460]:  Oh, yeah.
[00:23:12.460 -> 00:23:16.180]:  Watch this.
[00:23:16.180 -> 00:23:21.900]:  Yes, oh, my God, let's fucking go, no cap.
[00:23:21.900 -> 00:23:24.480]:  (somber music)
[00:23:24.480 -> 00:23:32.580]:  Oh, that would've been great, come on, hit this.
[00:23:32.580 -> 00:23:35.140]:  No, I fucking nade.
[00:23:35.140 -> 00:23:40.620]:  Oh, my God, dude, really, man?
[00:23:40.620 -> 00:23:44.740]:  Come on, dude, now it just goes heads when I go tails.
[00:23:44.740 -> 00:23:51.180]:  Oh, come the fuck on, dude.
[00:23:51.180 -> 00:23:54.380]:  Oh, my God, I just had so much money, dude.
[00:23:54.380 -> 00:23:55.460]:  That's so sad.
[00:23:55.460 -> 00:24:01.620]:  Oh, my God, dude, this is so wrong.
[00:24:01.620 -> 00:24:03.420]:  This is so wrong to me.
[00:24:03.420 -> 00:24:05.780]:  This is so fucking dirty.
[00:24:05.780 -> 00:24:06.660]:  This is dirty.
[00:24:06.660 -> 00:24:10.620]:  Dude, come on, you're kidding.
[00:24:10.620 -> 00:24:12.020]:  Holy crap, dude.
[00:24:12.020 -> 00:24:16.100]:  What the fuck was that run?
[00:24:16.100 -> 00:24:19.860]:  Oh, my God, these fucking pieces of shit, dude.
[00:24:19.860 -> 00:24:21.420]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:24:21.420 -> 00:24:24.140]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:24:24.140 -> 00:24:28.900]:  Rob, I'm getting robbed, dude.
[00:24:28.900 -> 00:24:33.300]:  Oh, my fucking God, these fucking pieces of fucking shit,
[00:24:33.300 -> 00:24:34.980]:  dude, there's no way.
[00:24:34.980 -> 00:24:36.660]:  This is fucking unreal.
[00:24:36.660 -> 00:24:42.420]:  Yes, fucking needed that, dude.
[00:24:42.420 -> 00:24:43.860]:  God damn, son.
[00:24:43.860 -> 00:24:46.180]:  (rap music)
[00:24:46.180 -> 00:24:54.580]:  Oh, my God, I lost that four times.
[00:24:54.580 -> 00:24:59.700]:  Let's go.
[00:24:59.700 -> 00:25:01.620]:  Come on, baby.
[00:25:01.620 -> 00:25:13.740]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:25:13.740 -> 00:25:17.820]:  Oh, my, dude, you're fucking joking me, man.
[00:25:17.820 -> 00:25:21.620]:  Oh, my God, I fucking hate my life, dude.
[00:25:21.620 -> 00:25:25.660]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:25:25.660 -> 00:25:30.220]:  Wow, that's so fucking sad and shameless, man.
[00:25:30.220 -> 00:25:31.700]:  Literally shameless, dude.
[00:25:31.700 -> 00:25:38.460]:  Yes.
[00:25:38.460 -> 00:25:42.060]:  Yes, guys, four times.
[00:25:42.060 -> 00:25:43.780]:  Flipped it four times, baby.
[00:25:43.780 -> 00:25:49.420]:  Oh, come on.
[00:25:49.420 -> 00:25:57.660]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:25:57.660 -> 00:26:03.620]:  Oh, it never fucking stops.
[00:26:03.620 -> 00:26:10.060]:  Oh, nice hit.
[00:26:10.060 -> 00:26:11.500]:  Let's fucking go.
[00:26:12.020 -> 00:26:13.140]:  Come back season.
[00:26:13.140 -> 00:26:14.940]:  What's up, popularity?
[00:26:14.940 -> 00:26:16.060]:  Come on, baby.
[00:26:16.060 -> 00:26:18.700]:  Okay.
[00:26:18.700 -> 00:26:23.620]:  No, oh, my God, dude, I hate my life.
[00:26:23.620 -> 00:26:25.700]:  Oh, my God.
[00:26:25.700 -> 00:26:27.900]:  Oh, come on, dude, no, half, half, half.
[00:26:27.900 -> 00:26:32.580]:  Oh, my God, I fucking hate this.
[00:26:32.580 -> 00:26:33.620]:  Oh, my God.
[00:26:33.620 -> 00:26:35.940]:  Oh.
[00:26:35.940 -> 00:26:37.620]:  Wow.
[00:26:37.620 -> 00:26:39.540]:  That's so small.
[00:26:39.540 -> 00:26:40.380]:  Oh, my God.
[00:26:40.380 -> 00:26:44.740]:  That's okay, man.
[00:26:44.740 -> 00:26:45.580]:  I'm done.
[00:26:45.580 -> 00:26:55.580]:  [BLANK_AUDIO]