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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:10.000]:  [MUSIC]
[00:00:10.000 -> 00:00:17.200]:  He's well dressed, not funny, and not much to say in most conversations.
[00:00:17.200 -> 00:00:24.480]:  But he'll put the fill in all situations cuz he pays for everything.
[00:00:24.480 -> 00:00:31.640]:  Girls don't like boys, girls like cards and money.
[00:00:31.640 -> 00:00:38.680]:  Boys will like bad girls when they're not funny.
[00:00:38.680 -> 00:00:45.560]:  Paper, her plastic, don't matter, she'll have it.
[00:00:45.560 -> 00:00:52.600]:  Vacations and shopping sprees, these are a few of her favorite things.
[00:00:52.600 -> 00:00:56.680]:  She'll get what she wants and she's willing, so please,
[00:00:56.680 -> 00:00:59.920]:  his type of girl always comes with a fee.
[00:00:59.920 -> 00:01:03.480]:  Hey now, there's nothing for free.
[00:01:03.480 -> 00:01:10.360]:  Girls don't like boys, girls like cards and money.
[00:01:10.360 -> 00:01:16.840]:  Boys will like bad girls when they're not funny.
[00:01:16.840 -> 00:01:20.920]:  And these girls like these boys, like these boys, like these girls.
[00:01:20.920 -> 00:01:24.640]:  The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferrari.
[00:01:24.640 -> 00:01:31.120]:  Girls don't like boys, girls like cards and money.
[00:01:31.120 -> 00:01:31.800]:  Let's go.
[00:01:31.800 -> 00:01:41.800]:  [MUSIC]
[00:01:41.800 -> 00:01:54.760]:  Girls don't like boys, girls like cards and money.
[00:01:54.760 -> 00:02:01.240]:  Boys will like bad girls when they're not funny.
[00:02:01.240 -> 00:02:05.160]:  And these girls like these boys, like these boys, like these girls.
[00:02:05.160 -> 00:02:08.920]:  The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferrari.
[00:02:08.920 -> 00:02:15.640]:  Girls don't like boys, girls like cards and money.
[00:02:15.640 -> 00:02:25.640]:  [MUSIC]
[00:02:25.640 -> 00:02:40.840]:  Hello everybody, how are we doing, how are we doing?
[00:02:40.840 -> 00:02:46.220]:  What's poppin, Mary Poppins in this bitch?
[00:02:46.220 -> 00:02:47.720]:  What's up guys?
[00:02:47.720 -> 00:02:49.320]:  What's this, yep?
[00:02:49.320 -> 00:02:50.840]:  Who's that guy, who the fuck is that guy?
[00:02:50.840 -> 00:02:56.040]:  [LAUGH] Look, look, your phone thing, microphone ear thing.
[00:02:56.040 -> 00:02:57.240]:  What's up, Frosty, what's up, Muji?
[00:02:57.240 -> 00:03:00.360]:  Damn, a lot of people tuned in since I restarted.
[00:03:00.360 -> 00:03:03.720]:  I was just live, guys, I just restarted my stream.
[00:03:03.720 -> 00:03:08.760]:  Hello, B-Mans, hello, Dale, hello, Muji, hello, Frosty, hello, John.
[00:03:08.760 -> 00:03:15.440]:  Hello, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, that's what it's supposed to be, right, fuh, fuh, fuh.
[00:03:15.440 -> 00:03:16.640]:  What's up, Twisted?
[00:03:16.640 -> 00:03:18.080]:  What's up, Sammy?
[00:03:18.080 -> 00:03:20.800]:  Going good in Pulse, how are you doing?
[00:03:20.800 -> 00:03:24.040]:  Hey, love to be watching a lot of this, I appreciate that swatches, appreciate it.
[00:03:24.040 -> 00:03:25.840]:  Thank you very much.
[00:03:25.840 -> 00:03:28.240]:  Thank you, thank you, thank you, I appreciate that.
[00:03:28.240 -> 00:03:29.200]:  What's up, Jim?
[00:03:29.200 -> 00:03:30.000]:  What's up, MiBoot?
[00:03:30.000 -> 00:03:32.480]:  Yeah, notifications hit, yeah, I guess so.
[00:03:32.480 -> 00:03:34.680]:  Yeah, I got a lot of new people in here, let's go.
[00:03:34.680 -> 00:03:39.760]:  So in like an hour, we're gonna get on BC Gaming and do some gambling.
[00:03:39.760 -> 00:03:45.040]:  But until then, we're gonna be playing some Red Dead Redemption 2.
[00:03:45.040 -> 00:03:51.280]:  Type of 5 if you've ever played Red Dead Redemption 2, excuse me, it's gotta be a second one.
[00:03:51.280 -> 00:04:00.480]:  Type of 5, this shit runs so good on my, on my 40/70 super game, check this out, that's nice.
[00:04:00.480 -> 00:04:02.880]:  Yo, let's go to the game, go to the game.
[00:04:02.880 -> 00:04:06.360]:  I'm looking forward to getting into it, oh, they're pausing me.
[00:04:06.360 -> 00:04:08.760]:  There we go, alright.
[00:04:08.760 -> 00:04:11.440]:  Look at that water, holy crap, look at that water graphics.
[00:04:11.440 -> 00:04:14.160]:  That looks wild, dude.
[00:04:14.160 -> 00:04:15.400]:  Looks crispy, doesn't it?
[00:04:15.400 -> 00:04:16.960]:  Look at how, look at how it's running.
[00:04:16.960 -> 00:04:21.840]:  Hey, make sure I put it in 1440p, I just increased my resolution settings on OBS.
[00:04:21.840 -> 00:04:25.680]:  Your name is ILoveBMJ, and you're asking, the only thing you've messaged in my chat,
[00:04:25.680 -> 00:04:28.200]:  your first message is asking about gambling.
[00:04:28.200 -> 00:04:31.360]:  I'm gonna gamble my penis.
[00:04:31.360 -> 00:04:35.360]:  It has a 99% win rate into your mother.
[00:04:35.360 -> 00:04:36.600]:  Let's gamble it.
[00:04:36.600 -> 00:04:43.120]:  Okay, if this, if this, hmm, if this cap lands on heads, no, that's 50/50.
[00:04:43.120 -> 00:04:45.720]:  Oh, I got it, I won the gamble.
[00:04:45.720 -> 00:04:48.480]:  I get to dive into your mother's vagina.
[00:04:48.480 -> 00:04:51.760]:  I cannot wait to taste that sweet pussy.
[00:04:51.760 -> 00:04:52.760]:  Ask him about gambling.
[00:04:52.760 -> 00:04:53.760]:  Gambling?
[00:04:53.760 -> 00:04:54.760]:  Isn't that crazy?
[00:04:54.760 -> 00:04:55.760]:  That's, that's, I don't know.
[00:04:55.760 -> 00:04:56.760]:  What's up, Courtney?
[00:04:56.760 -> 00:04:57.760]:  What's up Swatchers?
[00:04:57.760 -> 00:04:58.760]:  What's up Twisted?
[00:04:58.760 -> 00:04:59.760]:  What's up Jim?
[00:04:59.760 -> 00:05:00.760]:  Looks good.
[00:05:00.760 -> 00:05:01.760]:  Yeah, he'll get the headphones in.
[00:05:01.760 -> 00:05:02.760]:  Hella good odds.
[00:05:02.760 -> 00:05:03.760]:  Let's go.
[00:05:03.760 -> 00:05:04.760]:  I'm watching that, baby.
[00:05:04.760 -> 00:05:05.760]:  I appreciate it.
[00:05:05.760 -> 00:05:06.760]:  That pays me.
[00:05:06.760 -> 00:05:10.560]:  Okay, look at these graphics, holy crap.
[00:05:10.560 -> 00:05:14.080]:  Careful, careful.
[00:05:14.080 -> 00:05:16.000]:  Yeah, story mode, yeah.
[00:05:16.000 -> 00:05:17.000]:  Campaign.
[00:05:17.000 -> 00:05:18.000]:  What's up?
[00:05:18.000 -> 00:05:26.000]:  I don't, I'm not gonna repeat that name, but 99% RTP romping the puss.
[00:05:26.000 -> 00:05:27.000]:  Oh shit.
[00:05:27.000 -> 00:05:29.000]:  Yeah, this is story mode.
[00:05:29.000 -> 00:05:30.360]:  Heads, heads, heads, baby.
[00:05:30.360 -> 00:05:31.360]:  You know what?
[00:05:31.360 -> 00:05:34.000]:  As soon as my weekly hits, we're gonna go heads, heads, heads on coin flip just for
[00:05:34.000 -> 00:05:35.000]:  you Gavin.
[00:05:35.000 -> 00:05:37.000]:  It's gonna land heads three times in a row, guarantee it.
[00:05:37.000 -> 00:05:38.920]:  I bet you we're gonna get it right.
[00:05:38.920 -> 00:05:39.920]:  Triple up the money.
[00:05:39.920 -> 00:05:41.600]:  I'm gonna give you eight times the money, doesn't it?
[00:05:41.600 -> 00:05:42.600]:  Eight times the money.
[00:05:42.600 -> 00:05:46.800]:  How's it like seeing something out of the estate?
[00:05:46.800 -> 00:05:47.800]:  I haven't beat it either.
[00:05:47.800 -> 00:05:49.520]:  I haven't beat it either yet.
[00:05:49.520 -> 00:05:50.920]:  I need to, I need to get further into it.
[00:05:50.920 -> 00:05:55.920]:  This is just the intro apparently, so here's the intro.
[00:05:55.920 -> 00:05:56.920]:  Monder's looking fresh.
[00:05:56.920 -> 00:06:02.680]:  Hey, look, complete, enter, pause by memory.
[00:06:02.680 -> 00:06:03.680]:  Just a scratch.
[00:06:03.680 -> 00:06:06.640]:  You're here with a trippy F collection?
[00:06:06.640 -> 00:06:08.640]:  No, I don't think so.
[00:06:08.640 -> 00:06:10.400]:  Like seeing other than the estate?
[00:06:10.400 -> 00:06:11.400]:  Oh yeah.
[00:06:11.400 -> 00:06:12.400]:  Cake piggy out.
[00:06:12.400 -> 00:06:13.400]:  Oh, come on man.
[00:06:13.400 -> 00:06:15.040]:  No one wants to read that.
[00:06:15.040 -> 00:06:17.880]:  Let me get through this, all this bullshit.
[00:06:17.880 -> 00:06:20.640]:  That's just clon- cluttered my chat.
[00:06:20.640 -> 00:06:21.640]:  Trippy F?
[00:06:21.640 -> 00:06:22.640]:  No, what is that?
[00:06:22.640 -> 00:06:23.640]:  I feel it fits tonight?
[00:06:23.640 -> 00:06:24.640]:  Fits and destruction?
[00:06:24.640 -> 00:06:25.640]:  Let's go there.
[00:06:25.640 -> 00:06:26.640]:  Let's go there.
[00:06:26.640 -> 00:06:27.640]:  We'll go there too.
[00:06:27.640 -> 00:06:28.640]:  Damn, look at those graphics, son.
[00:06:28.640 -> 00:06:31.040]:  Yeah, it's a little slow.
[00:06:31.040 -> 00:06:35.760]:  I have a MSI 32 inch curb monitor.
[00:06:35.760 -> 00:06:37.160]:  Like 244 hertz I think or something?
[00:06:37.160 -> 00:06:38.160]:  I'm not too sure.
[00:06:38.160 -> 00:06:39.160]:  Yeah, it's 244 hertz.
[00:06:39.160 -> 00:06:40.160]:  Is that good?
[00:06:40.160 -> 00:06:41.160]:  Is that good?
[00:06:41.160 -> 00:06:43.160]:  Let's try that on Instagram when you get a chance.
[00:06:43.160 -> 00:06:44.160]:  What's that?
[00:06:44.160 -> 00:06:45.160]:  Okay, okay.
[00:06:45.160 -> 00:06:46.160]:  "Good evening.
[00:06:46.160 -> 00:06:47.160]:  Love to see the Red Dead gameplay graph."
[00:06:47.160 -> 00:06:48.160]:  Yes, they do.
[00:06:48.160 -> 00:06:49.160]:  Appreciate that.
[00:06:49.160 -> 00:06:50.160]:  Mellow.
[00:06:50.160 -> 00:06:51.160]:  What's CPU RAM?
[00:06:51.160 -> 00:06:52.160]:  What's CPU RAM?
[00:06:52.160 -> 00:06:56.160]:  Uh, 16 or no, 32 gigabytes of RAM I think.
[00:06:56.160 -> 00:06:58.160]:  The stats are below the stream.
[00:06:58.160 -> 00:06:59.160]:  Look at the bio.
[00:06:59.160 -> 00:07:01.160]:  Oh shit, I just knocked my bong over.
[00:07:01.160 -> 00:07:02.160]:  I'm not kidding.
[00:07:02.160 -> 00:07:03.160]:  Oh my god.
[00:07:03.160 -> 00:07:06.840]:  Dude, I almost just got the water into a fucking power surge thing.
[00:07:06.840 -> 00:07:07.840]:  Oh my god.
[00:07:07.840 -> 00:07:08.840]:  A fucking outlet thing.
[00:07:08.840 -> 00:07:09.840]:  Holy crap.
[00:07:09.840 -> 00:07:11.840]:  I just spilled bong water on my floor.
[00:07:11.840 -> 00:07:13.840]:  That's gonna smell so bad.
[00:07:13.840 -> 00:07:14.840]:  Yeah, no.
[00:07:14.840 -> 00:07:15.840]:  Fuck.
[00:07:15.840 -> 00:07:17.840]:  Why'd I live by my feet, dude?
[00:07:17.840 -> 00:07:19.840]:  That one's very smart.
[00:07:19.840 -> 00:07:20.840]:  Oh well.
[00:07:20.840 -> 00:07:21.840]:  Under the stream?
[00:07:21.840 -> 00:07:22.840]:  Yeah, under the stream.
[00:07:22.840 -> 00:07:23.840]:  Yeah, all my stats.
[00:07:23.840 -> 00:07:24.840]:  At this thing.
[00:07:24.840 -> 00:07:25.840]:  Yummy.
[00:07:25.840 -> 00:07:26.840]:  Yeah, right.
[00:07:26.840 -> 00:07:27.840]:  I'm gonna pause.
[00:07:27.840 -> 00:07:28.840]:  How am I about to see you talking with Tails?
[00:07:28.840 -> 00:07:29.840]:  That's a little girl.
[00:07:29.840 -> 00:07:38.840]:  Oh, okay.
[00:07:38.840 -> 00:07:40.840]:  Okay, I can abandon you, dude.
[00:07:40.840 -> 00:07:41.840]:  That's fine.
[00:07:41.840 -> 00:07:42.840]:  What?
[00:07:42.840 -> 00:07:43.840]:  No, no, no, no.
[00:07:43.840 -> 00:07:44.840]:  I got the cheese touch.
[00:07:44.840 -> 00:07:46.840]:  Are you still high as shit, ref, right?
[00:07:46.840 -> 00:07:47.840]:  He seems high.
[00:07:47.840 -> 00:07:48.840]:  He took an edible.
[00:07:48.840 -> 00:07:49.840]:  No, it doesn't.
[00:07:49.840 -> 00:07:50.840]:  No ass.
[00:07:50.840 -> 00:07:51.840]:  No ass.
[00:07:51.840 -> 00:07:52.840]:  No ass.
[00:07:52.840 -> 00:07:53.840]:  No ice catcher.
[00:07:53.840 -> 00:07:54.840]:  What's up, ganking?
[00:07:54.840 -> 00:07:55.840]:  Good morning from Germany.
[00:07:55.840 -> 00:07:56.840]:  Germany!
[00:07:56.840 -> 00:07:58.840]:  Are you a German rapper as well?
[00:07:58.840 -> 00:08:00.840]:  Have you heard me rap in German yet, fans?
[00:08:00.840 -> 00:08:02.840]:  It's pretty good.
[00:08:02.840 -> 00:08:03.840]:  I think you guys wanna hear this.
[00:08:03.840 -> 00:08:05.840]:  If you haven't heard it, you gotta hear it.
[00:08:05.840 -> 00:08:16.840]:  I'm fluent in German, actually.
[00:08:16.840 -> 00:08:17.840]:  I like bongs, too.
[00:08:17.840 -> 00:08:19.840]:  I like bongs and blunts.
[00:08:19.840 -> 00:08:22.840]:  Hold on, guys.
[00:08:22.840 -> 00:08:30.840]:  Uh...
[00:08:30.840 -> 00:08:33.840]:  Oh, okay.
[00:08:33.840 -> 00:08:34.840]:  Okay, guys.
[00:08:34.840 -> 00:08:35.840]:  Check me out.
[00:08:35.840 -> 00:08:37.840]:  I'm a really good German rapper, dude.
[00:08:37.840 -> 00:08:38.840]:  Really good.
[00:08:38.840 -> 00:08:40.840]:  Here we go.
[00:08:40.840 -> 00:09:09.840]:  I don't like this one as much.
[00:09:09.840 -> 00:09:10.840]:  What?
[00:09:10.840 -> 00:09:12.840]:  Did that sound good?
[00:09:12.840 -> 00:09:14.840]:  Who is from Germany again?
[00:09:14.840 -> 00:09:16.840]:  Does that sound good, boss?
[00:09:16.840 -> 00:09:19.840]:  It's been a few years since I took the language.
[00:09:19.840 -> 00:09:23.840]:  Took it all four years in high school, you know what I'm saying?
[00:09:23.840 -> 00:09:25.840]:  Learned a little bit in college, too.
[00:09:25.840 -> 00:09:27.840]:  You know.
[00:09:27.840 -> 00:09:28.840]:  He said, "Yeah, sure.
[00:09:28.840 -> 00:09:29.840]:  Sure, fans."
[00:09:29.840 -> 00:09:53.840]:  I do the same for every time.
[00:09:53.840 -> 00:09:54.840]:  I don't know, man.
[00:09:54.840 -> 00:09:55.840]:  I don't know.
[00:09:55.840 -> 00:09:56.840]:  Let's try a real beat.
[00:09:56.840 -> 00:09:57.840]:  Let's try a real beat.
[00:09:57.840 -> 00:09:58.840]:  Let's try a real one.
[00:09:58.840 -> 00:09:59.840]:  Let's do English.
[00:09:59.840 -> 00:10:00.840]:  It goes hard, right?
[00:10:00.840 -> 00:10:01.840]:  That's fluent German.
[00:10:01.840 -> 00:10:04.840]:  I took it all four years in high school.
[00:10:04.840 -> 00:10:05.840]:  I also know French.
[00:10:05.840 -> 00:10:06.840]:  Je m'appelle l'oste n'étoi?
[00:10:06.840 -> 00:10:07.840]:  A besser des offje.
[00:10:07.840 -> 00:10:13.840]:  A séjico a m'appelle couez, t'ai au vais, tout le vais, tout la vais, tout le vais.
[00:10:13.840 -> 00:10:15.840]:  That's the first French alphabet.
[00:10:15.840 -> 00:10:16.840]:  Does anybody know French?
[00:10:16.840 -> 00:10:17.840]:  Very fluent kappa.
[00:10:17.840 -> 00:10:18.840]:  Yeah, dude.
[00:10:18.840 -> 00:10:19.840]:  You know what I was saying.
[00:10:19.840 -> 00:10:22.840]:  This is not my type of beat at all.
[00:10:22.840 -> 00:10:26.840]:  Just like I said, you're telling a story-type beat or some shit.
[00:10:26.840 -> 00:10:33.840]:  No, you're fine.
[00:10:33.840 -> 00:10:34.840]:  Are you really twisted?
[00:10:34.840 -> 00:10:35.840]:  Let's...
[00:10:35.840 -> 00:10:36.840]:  Je m'appelle l'oste n'étoi?
[00:10:36.840 -> 00:10:37.840]:  A besser des offje.
[00:10:37.840 -> 00:10:42.840]:  A séjico a m'appelle couez, tout le vais, tout le vais, tout le vais, tout le vais.
[00:10:42.840 -> 00:10:44.840]:  Yeah, I'm German.
[00:10:44.840 -> 00:10:45.840]:  And yeah, I'm French.
[00:10:45.840 -> 00:10:47.840]:  You think I give a fuck?
[00:10:47.840 -> 00:10:49.840]:  Hell nah, bitch.
[00:10:49.840 -> 00:10:52.840]:  I play on the field while you're west on the bench.
[00:10:52.840 -> 00:10:54.840]:  I'm going in.
[00:10:54.840 -> 00:10:55.840]:  What is this beat?
[00:10:55.840 -> 00:10:56.840]:  I don't know.
[00:10:56.840 -> 00:10:57.840]:  All I do is win.
[00:10:57.840 -> 00:10:59.840]:  No, it's fake.
[00:10:59.840 -> 00:11:01.840]:  It is not real.
[00:11:01.840 -> 00:11:04.840]:  But this baseball bat that going to hit you is made of steel.
[00:11:04.840 -> 00:11:07.840]:  Bitch, I'm about to go get my fishing rod, then I fucking hit the reel.
[00:11:07.840 -> 00:11:10.840]:  I don't give a fuck, but you know me, I'm going to eat three meals.
[00:11:10.840 -> 00:11:13.840]:  But I only eat one, because I am number one.
[00:11:13.840 -> 00:11:17.840]:  Going in, bitch, I'm going to go to the whole bottle of rum.
[00:11:17.840 -> 00:11:20.840]:  I don't like this beat, but I'm going to go on it.
[00:11:20.840 -> 00:11:23.840]:  In this bomb, I smoke on that chronic.
[00:11:23.840 -> 00:11:26.840]:  But you know, I'm on this shit, this gin and tonic.
[00:11:26.840 -> 00:11:27.840]:  I don't like this beat.
[00:11:27.840 -> 00:11:28.840]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:11:28.840 -> 00:11:29.840]:  Two try orders.
[00:11:29.840 -> 00:11:30.840]:  Hold on.
[00:11:30.840 -> 00:11:31.840]:  Little baby type beat.
[00:11:31.840 -> 00:11:33.840]:  No, hell no.
[00:11:33.840 -> 00:11:34.840]:  Maybe, maybe.
[00:11:34.840 -> 00:11:35.840]:  Meek meal type beat.
[00:11:35.840 -> 00:11:37.840]:  What do you all see me rapping on?
[00:11:37.840 -> 00:11:39.840]:  You say I'm such confident it makes it even better?
[00:11:39.840 -> 00:11:40.840]:  I know, right?
[00:11:40.840 -> 00:11:41.840]:  I know.
[00:11:41.840 -> 00:11:42.840]:  It's all straight gibberish.
[00:11:42.840 -> 00:11:44.840]:  Smoking, smoking chronic?
[00:11:44.840 -> 00:11:45.840]:  Yowza, yowza.
[00:11:45.840 -> 00:11:46.840]:  I don't even smoke weed.
[00:11:46.840 -> 00:11:47.840]:  What are you talking about, dude?
[00:11:47.840 -> 00:11:48.840]:  What is weed?
[00:11:48.840 -> 00:11:51.840]:  I don't even think that's like, I think it's actually super wrong.
[00:11:51.840 -> 00:11:54.840]:  Something about smoking weed I just think is like, super wrong.
[00:11:54.840 -> 00:11:58.840]:  For anybody to, for anybody and everybody to do, like, for real.
[00:11:58.840 -> 00:11:59.840]:  Just kidding.
[00:11:59.840 -> 00:12:01.840]:  Call me meek meal.
[00:12:01.840 -> 00:12:04.840]:  I'm going to start rapping, and then I cook a meal.
[00:12:04.840 -> 00:12:09.840]:  I get the fish and poles, and I fucking reel in a big ass bass with my reel.
[00:12:09.840 -> 00:12:12.840]:  Yeah, I'm smoking on the best weed.
[00:12:12.840 -> 00:12:14.840]:  Hell no, it don't got no seed.
[00:12:14.840 -> 00:12:17.840]:  But you know, I'm going to, like, pro seed.
[00:12:17.840 -> 00:12:20.840]:  Giving my dick to your mother, and then I seed.
[00:12:20.840 -> 00:12:22.840]:  I might give her my seed.
[00:12:22.840 -> 00:12:24.840]:  I don't know, that's not my type of bee.
[00:12:24.840 -> 00:12:25.840]:  That's not my type of bee.
[00:12:25.840 -> 00:12:26.840]:  I can think of rhymes fast though.
[00:12:26.840 -> 00:12:27.840]:  Give me a word.
[00:12:27.840 -> 00:12:28.840]:  I'll think of rhymes fast.
[00:12:28.840 -> 00:12:29.840]:  Watch.
[00:12:29.840 -> 00:12:30.840]:  I'll show you.
[00:12:30.840 -> 00:12:31.840]:  Everybody give me one word.
[00:12:31.840 -> 00:12:33.840]:  No, three people give me one word.
[00:12:33.840 -> 00:12:34.840]:  Only three people.
[00:12:34.840 -> 00:12:35.840]:  Only three people.
[00:12:35.840 -> 00:12:36.840]:  Orange.
[00:12:36.840 -> 00:12:37.840]:  No, everyone always says that.
[00:12:37.840 -> 00:12:39.840]:  All right, big X.
[00:12:39.840 -> 00:12:40.840]:  Do you think rhyme with that?
[00:12:40.840 -> 00:12:42.840]:  Can you tell us again why there's a hole in the wall?
[00:12:42.840 -> 00:12:43.840]:  Shit, so funny.
[00:12:43.840 -> 00:12:45.840]:  I'll just show you the clip.
[00:12:45.840 -> 00:12:47.840]:  That was, whose mom was that?
[00:12:47.840 -> 00:12:48.840]:  Can't remember.
[00:12:48.840 -> 00:12:50.840]:  That was, that ass was wild.
[00:12:50.840 -> 00:12:55.840]:  Carrot, don't talk back to me.
[00:12:55.840 -> 00:12:57.840]:  You're not a fucking parrot.
[00:12:57.840 -> 00:13:00.840]:  But apparently, I get your girl.
[00:13:00.840 -> 00:13:03.840]:  She comes to my crib and gets straight down to her knees
[00:13:03.840 -> 00:13:04.840]:  and twirl.
[00:13:04.840 -> 00:13:06.840]:  What the fuck does that mean?
[00:13:06.840 -> 00:13:10.840]:  Savion's mom got the finest of the green.
[00:13:10.840 -> 00:13:13.840]:  Savion's mom likes to suck my cock.
[00:13:13.840 -> 00:13:14.840]:  I don't know.
[00:13:14.840 -> 00:13:17.840]:  She suck on it while I ride around my block.
[00:13:17.840 -> 00:13:19.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:13:19.840 -> 00:13:20.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:13:20.840 -> 00:13:22.840]:  Savion's mom got that.
[00:13:22.840 -> 00:13:23.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:13:23.840 -> 00:13:25.840]:  I go into that pussy.
[00:13:25.840 -> 00:13:27.840]:  I'm, oh, my God.
[00:13:27.840 -> 00:13:28.840]:  Savion, mom titty.
[00:13:28.840 -> 00:13:30.840]:  Like, oh, my God.
[00:13:30.840 -> 00:13:34.840]:  I get a firm grasp of Savion's mom's ass.
[00:13:34.840 -> 00:13:36.840]:  Then I smoke grass with her.
[00:13:36.840 -> 00:13:39.840]:  And then I pass her to my fucking mans.
[00:13:39.840 -> 00:13:41.840]:  He hit it twice.
[00:13:41.840 -> 00:13:43.840]:  And then she said, oh, my God, damn.
[00:13:43.840 -> 00:13:45.840]:  She said, oh, damn.
[00:13:45.840 -> 00:13:46.840]:  That dick was nice.
[00:13:46.840 -> 00:13:48.840]:  I didn't hit it once.
[00:13:48.840 -> 00:13:50.840]:  Yeah, I hit it twice.
[00:13:50.840 -> 00:13:51.840]:  Call me Twister.
[00:13:51.840 -> 00:13:53.840]:  I'll give you ass all roasting.
[00:13:53.840 -> 00:13:56.840]:  I'll make you so fire like a blister.
[00:13:56.840 -> 00:13:58.840]:  I'll give you a blister.
[00:13:58.840 -> 00:14:01.840]:  It's like in Kansas, like it's fucking escaping
[00:14:01.840 -> 00:14:04.840]:  from a Twister or a tornado.
[00:14:04.840 -> 00:14:07.840]:  Bitch, you look like an average ass vegetable.
[00:14:07.840 -> 00:14:09.840]:  You looking like a tomato.
[00:14:09.840 -> 00:14:10.840]:  Oh, my Play-Doh.
[00:14:10.840 -> 00:14:13.840]:  You like a little kid that play with Play-Doh.
[00:14:13.840 -> 00:14:14.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:14:14.840 -> 00:14:16.840]:  I don't care what you say, bro.
[00:14:16.840 -> 00:14:19.840]:  You're like the voice in my head when I'm at work.
[00:14:19.840 -> 00:14:22.840]:  And then Bossy Man, Jackers' mom, came over and twerked.
[00:14:22.840 -> 00:14:23.840]:  I bought my cock.
[00:14:23.840 -> 00:14:25.840]:  And then we ran my block.
[00:14:25.840 -> 00:14:27.840]:  And then I'm like, I don't know, man.
[00:14:27.840 -> 00:14:28.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:14:28.840 -> 00:14:29.840]:  I'm sorry.
[00:14:29.840 -> 00:14:30.840]:  I didn't mean to talk about your mom.
[00:14:30.840 -> 00:14:31.840]:  I'm sorry.
[00:14:31.840 -> 00:14:32.840]:  What are you, 14, Austin?
[00:14:32.840 -> 00:14:34.840]:  You're still saying mom jokes?
[00:14:34.840 -> 00:14:35.840]:  Yeah.
[00:14:35.840 -> 00:14:36.840]:  All right.
[00:14:36.840 -> 00:14:38.840]:  You guys want to play Red Dead or what?
[00:14:38.840 -> 00:14:39.840]:  Sorry.
[00:14:39.840 -> 00:14:40.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:14:40.840 -> 00:14:41.840]:  I got my weekly.
[00:14:41.840 -> 00:14:42.840]:  I got my weekly.
[00:14:42.840 -> 00:14:43.840]:  I'm not kidding.
[00:14:43.840 -> 00:14:44.840]:  $182.
[00:14:44.840 -> 00:14:45.840]:  I'm not fucking kidding.
[00:14:45.840 -> 00:14:47.840]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:14:47.840 -> 00:14:48.840]:  There is no fucking way.
[00:14:48.840 -> 00:14:50.840]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:14:50.840 -> 00:14:52.840]:  $782.
[00:14:52.840 -> 00:14:55.840]:  I go into the store, and I ain't even pop my collar.
[00:14:55.840 -> 00:14:58.840]:  But you know me, I'm at the fucking workshop with my dollar,
[00:14:58.840 -> 00:14:59.840]:  and I'm about to go and pop another.
[00:14:59.840 -> 00:15:00.840]:  All right.
[00:15:00.840 -> 00:15:01.840]:  We're done.
[00:15:01.840 -> 00:15:02.840]:  All right.
[00:15:02.840 -> 00:15:03.840]:  That's fucking fat.
[00:15:03.840 -> 00:15:04.840]:  That's a nice little weekly right there, dude.
[00:15:04.840 -> 00:15:05.840]:  That's a nice weekly.
[00:15:05.840 -> 00:15:07.840]:  That's a nice weekly, bro.
[00:15:07.840 -> 00:15:08.840]:  That's a fat weekly.
[00:15:08.840 -> 00:15:09.840]:  That's a weekly?
[00:15:09.840 -> 00:15:10.840]:  What the fuck?
[00:15:10.840 -> 00:15:11.840]:  That's fat as fuck.
[00:15:11.840 -> 00:15:12.840]:  Let's go.
[00:15:12.840 -> 00:15:13.840]:  Straight to coin flip.
[00:15:13.840 -> 00:15:14.840]:  Get a double chuck.
[00:15:14.840 -> 00:15:15.840]:  And then we're out.
[00:15:15.840 -> 00:15:18.840]:  Two attempts only.
[00:15:18.840 -> 00:15:22.840]:  Oh, no.
[00:15:22.840 -> 00:15:25.840]:  No.
[00:15:25.840 -> 00:15:28.840]:  Oh, no.
[00:15:28.840 -> 00:15:30.840]:  Guys, we need to win this one.
[00:15:30.840 -> 00:15:32.840]:  No.
[00:15:32.840 -> 00:15:33.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:15:33.840 -> 00:15:34.840]:  I'm leaving at $500.
[00:15:34.840 -> 00:15:35.840]:  I'm not going below $500.
[00:15:35.840 -> 00:15:36.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:15:36.840 -> 00:15:37.840]:  You're kidding.
[00:15:37.840 -> 00:15:40.840]:  I'm like a jail cell.
[00:15:40.840 -> 00:15:42.840]:  I'm going to ditch over it.
[00:15:42.840 -> 00:15:43.840]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:15:43.840 -> 00:15:44.840]:  What the fuck's going on?
[00:15:44.840 -> 00:15:46.840]:  Okay.
[00:15:46.840 -> 00:15:49.840]:  There you go.
[00:15:49.840 -> 00:15:52.840]:  I don't want to do the things you do.
[00:15:52.840 -> 00:15:55.840]:  Oh, come on.
[00:15:55.840 -> 00:15:59.840]:  Go.
[00:15:59.840 -> 00:16:02.840]:  Oh, no.
[00:16:02.840 -> 00:16:03.840]:  Fuck you.
[00:16:03.840 -> 00:16:04.840]:  I can't believe I lost that one.
[00:16:04.840 -> 00:16:06.840]:  Oh, I'm not really.
[00:16:06.840 -> 00:16:07.840]:  Oh, it's a category.
[00:16:07.840 -> 00:16:08.840]:  Okay, I'll change that.
[00:16:09.840 -> 00:16:10.840]:  Oh, no.
[00:16:10.840 -> 00:16:12.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:16:12.840 -> 00:16:14.840]:  If that would have landed, that would have been $300.
[00:16:14.840 -> 00:16:17.840]:  I'm not losing all this, dude.
[00:16:17.840 -> 00:16:19.840]:  I'm not going to lose all this.
[00:16:19.840 -> 00:16:22.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:16:22.840 -> 00:16:24.840]:  Lord have mercy on my soul, boys.
[00:16:24.840 -> 00:16:26.840]:  We need a hell of a comeback, dude.
[00:16:26.840 -> 00:16:27.840]:  Hell of a comeback.
[00:16:27.840 -> 00:16:29.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:16:29.840 -> 00:16:31.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:16:31.840 -> 00:16:33.840]:  Dude, no fucking way.
[00:16:33.840 -> 00:16:35.840]:  I'm losing like this.
[00:16:35.840 -> 00:16:37.840]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:16:37.840 -> 00:16:38.840]:  What is going on?
[00:16:38.840 -> 00:16:40.840]:  Oh, my God, guys.
[00:16:40.840 -> 00:16:41.840]:  Do you see this?
[00:16:41.840 -> 00:16:43.840]:  I've already burned through $600.
[00:16:43.840 -> 00:16:45.840]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:16:45.840 -> 00:16:47.840]:  It just goes the opposite every fucking time.
[00:16:47.840 -> 00:16:49.840]:  Holy shitball, dude.
[00:16:49.840 -> 00:16:52.840]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:16:52.840 -> 00:16:53.840]:  What the fuck is this?
[00:16:53.840 -> 00:16:55.840]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:16:55.840 -> 00:16:58.840]:  I have been waiting for fucking hours for this.
[00:16:58.840 -> 00:17:00.840]:  And it just keeps on missing.
[00:17:00.840 -> 00:17:01.840]:  It doesn't matter what I choose, bro.
[00:17:01.840 -> 00:17:04.840]:  Okay, finally, I don't have $10.
[00:17:04.840 -> 00:17:05.840]:  Wow.
[00:17:05.840 -> 00:17:06.840]:  And then it's instantly lost again.
[00:17:06.840 -> 00:17:07.840]:  Okay.
[00:17:08.840 -> 00:17:10.840]:  Okay, fucking give one more, dude, four times, please.
[00:17:10.840 -> 00:17:13.840]:  Yes, let's go.
[00:17:13.840 -> 00:17:14.840]:  That's $160.
[00:17:14.840 -> 00:17:15.840]:  We can make it back.
[00:17:15.840 -> 00:17:16.840]:  We can make it back.
[00:17:16.840 -> 00:17:18.840]:  Okay, it just keeps laying tails, bro.
[00:17:18.840 -> 00:17:19.840]:  Please be heads.
[00:17:19.840 -> 00:17:20.840]:  Okay, oh, my God.
[00:17:20.840 -> 00:17:21.840]:  Big go heads.
[00:17:21.840 -> 00:17:23.840]:  Fuck.
[00:17:23.840 -> 00:17:25.840]:  Okay, there you go.
[00:17:25.840 -> 00:17:27.840]:  Heads.
[00:17:27.840 -> 00:17:28.840]:  Oh, my.
[00:17:28.840 -> 00:17:30.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:17:30.840 -> 00:17:31.840]:  We need a comeback.
[00:17:31.840 -> 00:17:32.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:17:32.840 -> 00:17:33.840]:  This is so irritating.
[00:17:33.840 -> 00:17:35.840]:  Holy fuck, dude.
[00:17:36.840 -> 00:17:37.840]:  I didn't even cash that.
[00:17:37.840 -> 00:17:47.840]:  No, I just threw away $160.
[00:17:47.840 -> 00:17:50.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:17:50.840 -> 00:17:51.840]:  What would I do?
[00:17:51.840 -> 00:17:55.840]:  This is so irritating, man.
[00:17:55.840 -> 00:17:56.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:17:56.840 -> 00:18:01.840]:  I'm losing so much fucking money.
[00:18:01.840 -> 00:18:05.840]:  Okay, there we go.
[00:18:05.840 -> 00:18:06.840]:  It's finally a double.
[00:18:06.840 -> 00:18:09.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:18:09.840 -> 00:18:11.840]:  This is so fucking annoying.
[00:18:11.840 -> 00:18:19.840]:  Oh, yeah, I cannot make the right choice, man, no matter what I do.
[00:18:19.840 -> 00:18:21.840]:  Holy crap, man.
[00:18:21.840 -> 00:18:23.840]:  Okay.
[00:18:23.840 -> 00:18:28.840]:  Oh, I'm down to $40.
[00:18:28.840 -> 00:18:31.840]:  Wow.
[00:18:31.840 -> 00:18:32.840]:  Come on, get a big hit here.
[00:18:34.840 -> 00:18:35.840]:  Fucking God.
[00:18:35.840 -> 00:18:36.840]:  Do you think they turned off on me?
[00:18:36.840 -> 00:18:37.840]:  No, I'm just kidding.
[00:18:37.840 -> 00:18:38.840]:  Don't say that.
[00:18:38.840 -> 00:18:40.840]:  They're fucking full of shit, man.
[00:18:40.840 -> 00:18:42.840]:  This is fucking crazy.
[00:18:42.840 -> 00:18:46.840]:  Let's go.
[00:18:46.840 -> 00:18:47.840]:  One more.
[00:18:47.840 -> 00:18:48.840]:  No, I'll cash that.
[00:18:48.840 -> 00:18:49.840]:  We need that, man.
[00:18:49.840 -> 00:18:50.840]:  Don't you need that?
[00:18:50.840 -> 00:18:51.840]:  Come on, man.
[00:18:51.840 -> 00:18:58.840]:  This is corny.
[00:18:58.840 -> 00:19:00.840]:  Corny-ass fucking game.
[00:19:00.840 -> 00:19:03.840]:  This is Robin and Ace now, bro.
[00:19:04.840 -> 00:19:08.840]:  It's the fucking opposite every fucking time.
[00:19:08.840 -> 00:19:15.840]:  Yes!
[00:19:15.840 -> 00:19:16.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:19:16.840 -> 00:19:17.840]:  We needed that.
[00:19:17.840 -> 00:19:18.840]:  100 bucks.
[00:19:18.840 -> 00:19:19.840]:  Come on.
[00:19:19.840 -> 00:19:20.840]:  Better than fucking nothing, dude.
[00:19:20.840 -> 00:19:21.840]:  90 bucks.
[00:19:21.840 -> 00:19:22.840]:  85 bucks.
[00:19:22.840 -> 00:19:24.840]:  Come on, hit this.
[00:19:24.840 -> 00:19:26.840]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:19:26.840 -> 00:19:27.840]:  No, hell no.
[00:19:27.840 -> 00:19:28.840]:  I'm way down, dude.
[00:19:28.840 -> 00:19:29.840]:  Way down.
[00:19:29.840 -> 00:19:31.840]:  Let's go.
[00:19:31.840 -> 00:19:32.840]:  We need one more.
[00:19:32.840 -> 00:19:34.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:19:34.840 -> 00:19:37.840]:  This is about the most irritating game I've ever played in my life, dude.
[00:19:37.840 -> 00:19:40.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:19:40.840 -> 00:19:41.840]:  You're fucking joking.
[00:19:41.840 -> 00:19:42.840]:  25 bucks like that.
[00:19:42.840 -> 00:19:44.840]:  20 bucks left.
[00:19:44.840 -> 00:19:45.840]:  Damn, dude.
[00:19:45.840 -> 00:19:48.840]:  This is such bullshit.
[00:19:48.840 -> 00:19:50.840]:  I can't believe this just happened to me like that.
[00:19:50.840 -> 00:19:53.840]:  I actually can't believe that it just happened to me like that.
[00:19:53.840 -> 00:19:56.840]:  I cannot believe it will not let me win one fucking time.
[00:19:56.840 -> 00:19:59.840]:  This is fucking insane, man.
[00:19:59.840 -> 00:20:01.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:20:01.840 -> 00:20:04.840]:  This fucking-- dude, this is such fucking bullshit, bro.
[00:20:04.840 -> 00:20:06.840]:  I've never experienced such fucking bullshit.
[00:20:06.840 -> 00:20:08.840]:  Yeah, RIP is right, Troy.
[00:20:08.840 -> 00:20:09.840]:  Yeah, RIP is right.
[00:20:09.840 -> 00:20:10.840]:  Fuck RIP.
[00:20:10.840 -> 00:20:11.840]:  Yeah, I fucking lost it all, dude.
[00:20:11.840 -> 00:20:13.840]:  Oh, there we go.
[00:20:13.840 -> 00:20:14.840]:  How much is that?
[00:20:14.840 -> 00:20:15.840]:  $39.
[00:20:15.840 -> 00:20:17.840]:  Looking better than nothing.
[00:20:17.840 -> 00:20:21.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:20:21.840 -> 00:20:23.840]:  It just doesn't want to get fucking double.
[00:20:23.840 -> 00:20:25.840]:  Fuck you.
[00:20:25.840 -> 00:20:26.840]:  Oh, shit.
[00:20:26.840 -> 00:20:27.840]:  I'm just talking about Drake.
[00:20:27.840 -> 00:20:28.840]:  Dude, I got you, man.
[00:20:28.840 -> 00:20:31.840]:  I'll give him a fucking reload in just a second.
[00:20:31.840 -> 00:20:34.840]:  This fucking sudden ballsack.
[00:20:34.840 -> 00:20:35.840]:  This fucking bullshit.
[00:20:35.840 -> 00:20:40.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:20:40.840 -> 00:20:42.840]:  I cannot seem to get anything to happen.
[00:20:42.840 -> 00:20:44.840]:  Wow, look at that, guys.
[00:20:44.840 -> 00:20:45.840]:  Isn't that some bullshit?
[00:20:45.840 -> 00:20:47.840]:  $700 down the fucking drain.
[00:20:47.840 -> 00:20:51.840]:  $700 down the fucking shitter.
[00:20:51.840 -> 00:20:53.840]:  Oh, my God.
[00:20:53.840 -> 00:20:54.840]:  What a fucking joke.
[00:20:54.840 -> 00:20:55.840]:  This is sick.
[00:20:55.840 -> 00:20:57.840]:  That's fucking sickening.
[00:20:57.840 -> 00:20:58.840]:  They call that legit.
[00:20:58.840 -> 00:21:00.840]:  You got to be fucking kidding me, bro.
[00:21:00.840 -> 00:21:02.840]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:21:02.840 -> 00:21:04.840]:  Let's put the door on the hinges.
[00:21:04.840 -> 00:21:08.840]:  Yo, how about you shut the fuck up and get in a 14-day time out, you fucking moron.
[00:21:08.840 -> 00:21:09.840]:  It is bullshit, dude.
[00:21:09.840 -> 00:21:13.840]:  It just keeps anything on the fucking opposite every fucking time.
[00:21:13.840 -> 00:21:15.840]:  Look at that fucking bullshit.
[00:21:15.840 -> 00:21:16.840]:  That's fucking crazy.
[00:21:16.840 -> 00:21:19.840]:  Oh, George and Mike, get the fuck out of my chat.
[00:21:19.840 -> 00:21:20.840]:  Thank you, bro.
[00:21:20.840 -> 00:21:21.840]:  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:21:21.840 -> 00:21:22.840]:  Get the fuck out of here.
[00:21:22.840 -> 00:21:23.840]:  Get the fuck out of my stream.
[00:21:23.840 -> 00:21:24.840]:  Thank you, buddy.
[00:21:24.840 -> 00:21:26.840]:  Don't come back.
[00:21:26.840 -> 00:21:27.840]:  I swear to God.
[00:21:27.840 -> 00:21:29.840]:  Don't make another count.
[00:21:29.840 -> 00:21:31.840]:  Did you really?
[00:21:31.840 -> 00:21:35.840]:  I fucking did fucking because the biggest bullshit I've ever seen in my life, dog.
[00:21:35.840 -> 00:21:39.840]:  That was some of the biggest bullshit I've ever fucking even been to, ever.
[00:21:39.840 -> 00:21:41.840]:  $700 down and fucking -- I just could not win.
[00:21:41.840 -> 00:21:43.840]:  Not twice in a row, ever.
[00:21:43.840 -> 00:21:45.840]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:21:45.840 -> 00:21:47.840]:  This is fucking -- oh, it's 20 minutes.
[00:21:47.840 -> 00:21:48.840]:  It's not bad.
[00:21:48.840 -> 00:21:49.840]:  Hold on.
[00:21:49.840 -> 00:21:50.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:21:50.840 -> 00:21:51.840]:  So watch out.
[00:21:51.840 -> 00:21:52.840]:  It's all my friends.
[00:21:52.840 -> 00:21:53.840]:  Don't give a fuck.
[00:21:53.840 -> 00:21:54.840]:  Don't tell me that it's just bad luck.
[00:21:54.840 -> 00:21:55.840]:  We will all find where I've been.
[00:21:55.840 -> 00:21:56.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:21:56.840 -> 00:21:57.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:21:57.840 -> 00:21:58.840]:  I just can't be died down.
[00:21:58.840 -> 00:21:59.840]:  Nothing comes between me and you.
[00:21:59.840 -> 00:22:00.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:00.840 -> 00:22:01.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:01.840 -> 00:22:02.840]:  So watch out.
[00:22:02.840 -> 00:22:03.840]:  And all my friends don't give a fuck.
[00:22:03.840 -> 00:22:04.840]:  Don't tell me that it's just bad luck.
[00:22:04.840 -> 00:22:05.840]:  We will all find where I've been.
[00:22:05.840 -> 00:22:06.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:06.840 -> 00:22:07.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:22:07.840 -> 00:22:08.840]:  I just can't be died down.
[00:22:08.840 -> 00:22:09.840]:  Nothing comes between me and you.
[00:22:09.840 -> 00:22:10.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:10.840 -> 00:22:11.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:11.840 -> 00:22:12.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:12.840 -> 00:22:13.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:13.840 -> 00:22:14.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:22:14.840 -> 00:22:19.840]:  I just can't be died down.
[00:22:19.840 -> 00:22:21.840]:  Nothing comes between me and my plan.
[00:22:21.840 -> 00:22:24.840]:  So now I never know the things to say to you.
[00:22:24.840 -> 00:22:25.840]:  They'll help me with it.
[00:22:25.840 -> 00:22:26.840]:  I'm still on your side.
[00:22:26.840 -> 00:22:27.840]:  Never show just what you do to me.
[00:22:27.840 -> 00:22:28.840]:  And someone's always wrong.
[00:22:28.840 -> 00:22:29.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:29.840 -> 00:22:30.840]:  So watch out.
[00:22:30.840 -> 00:22:31.840]:  And all my friends don't give a fuck.
[00:22:31.840 -> 00:22:32.840]:  Don't tell me that it's just bad luck.
[00:22:32.840 -> 00:22:33.840]:  We will all find where I've been.
[00:22:33.840 -> 00:22:34.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:34.840 -> 00:22:35.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:22:35.840 -> 00:22:36.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:36.840 -> 00:22:37.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:22:37.840 -> 00:22:38.840]:  And all my friends don't give a fuck.
[00:22:38.840 -> 00:22:39.840]:  Don't tell me that it's just bad luck.
[00:22:39.840 -> 00:22:40.840]:  We will all find where I've been.
[00:22:40.840 -> 00:22:41.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:22:41.840 -> 00:22:42.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:22:42.840 -> 00:22:43.840]:  'Cause no one can understand.
[00:22:43.840 -> 00:22:44.840]:  We will all find where I've been.
[00:22:44.840 -> 00:22:45.840]:  It's all a bully.
[00:22:45.840 -> 00:22:46.840]:  It's all worth it.
[00:22:46.840 -> 00:22:47.840]:  Tell it to you.
[00:22:47.840 -> 00:22:48.840]:  Don't believe.
[00:22:48.840 -> 00:22:49.840]:  It's all worth it.
[00:22:49.840 -> 00:22:50.840]:  Tell it to you.
[00:22:50.840 -> 00:22:51.840]:  Don't believe.
[00:22:51.840 -> 00:22:52.840]:  It's all worth it.
[00:22:52.840 -> 00:22:53.840]:  Tell it to you.
[00:22:53.840 -> 00:22:54.840]:  Let me down.
[00:22:54.840 -> 00:22:55.840]:  We will all find where I've been.
[00:22:55.840 -> 00:22:56.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:22:56.840 -> 00:22:57.840]:  We will come and ever bring you down.
[00:22:57.840 -> 00:22:58.840]:  Everything I had to turn it back around.
[00:22:58.840 -> 00:22:59.840]:  That sucked.
[00:22:59.840 -> 00:23:00.840]:  Doesn't anyone even understand?
[00:23:00.840 -> 00:23:01.840]:  No, that's not even all, really.
[00:23:01.840 -> 00:23:02.840]:  I gotta show me what Charles and the Wiggers are.
[00:23:02.840 -> 00:23:03.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:23:03.840 -> 00:23:04.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:23:04.840 -> 00:23:05.840]:  We will come and ever bring you down.
[00:23:05.840 -> 00:23:06.840]:  Everything I had to turn it back around.
[00:23:06.840 -> 00:23:07.840]:  That sucked.
[00:23:07.840 -> 00:23:08.840]:  Doesn't anyone even understand?
[00:23:08.840 -> 00:23:14.840]:  No, that's not even all, really.
[00:23:14.840 -> 00:23:15.840]:  I got so many Wiggers in the last week.
[00:23:15.840 -> 00:23:16.840]:  Over and over, day after day.
[00:23:16.840 -> 00:23:17.840]:  That was really unlucky to me.
[00:23:17.840 -> 00:23:18.840]:  That was really unlucky.
[00:23:18.840 -> 00:23:19.840]:  That's bad fucking bad stuff.
[00:23:19.840 -> 00:23:20.840]:  You can't always have a good stuff.
[00:23:20.840 -> 00:23:21.840]:  It's game one.
[00:23:21.840 -> 00:23:22.840]:  I can't believe I lost all that though.
[00:23:22.840 -> 00:23:23.840]:  That's pretty sad.
[00:23:23.840 -> 00:23:24.840]:  I lost the whole week.
[00:23:24.840 -> 00:23:25.840]:  That's pretty sad though.
[00:23:25.840 -> 00:23:26.840]:  It sucks.
[00:23:26.840 -> 00:23:27.840]:  That sucks.
[00:23:27.840 -> 00:23:28.840]:  I don't know.
[00:23:28.840 -> 00:23:29.840]:  Damn, bro.
[00:23:29.840 -> 00:23:30.840]:  Hello, 18 minutes.
[00:23:30.840 -> 00:23:33.840]:  We'll play Red Dead until midnight, guys.
[00:23:33.840 -> 00:23:38.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:23:38.840 -> 00:23:39.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:39.840 -> 00:23:40.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:23:40.840 -> 00:23:41.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:41.840 -> 00:23:42.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:42.840 -> 00:23:43.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:23:43.840 -> 00:23:44.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:44.840 -> 00:23:45.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:45.840 -> 00:23:46.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:46.840 -> 00:23:47.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:47.840 -> 00:23:48.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:48.840 -> 00:23:49.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:49.840 -> 00:23:50.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:50.840 -> 00:23:51.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:51.840 -> 00:23:52.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:52.840 -> 00:23:53.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:53.840 -> 00:23:54.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:54.840 -> 00:23:55.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:55.840 -> 00:23:56.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:56.840 -> 00:23:57.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:57.840 -> 00:23:58.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:23:58.840 -> 00:23:59.840]:  I hate this town.
[00:23:59.840 -> 00:24:00.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:24:00.840 -> 00:24:01.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:24:01.840 -> 00:24:02.840]:  It's the Wiggers.
[00:24:02.840 -> 00:24:25.080]:  I think my highest on coin flip was just 50x. I think if I would have gotten one more on it I would have gotten like a 200x or something like that or like a something like that man or times about four or some shit. So I don't think there's a way you can do that though is there?
[00:24:25.080 -> 00:24:43.080]:  I don't want to change my seed, you can change your seed though. Does that mean I've done this many flips on it? 14,000? Is that that name?
[00:24:43.080 -> 00:24:50.080]:  I think that's what it means bro. I think it means I've done 14,000 coins on something.
[00:24:50.080 -> 00:25:11.080]:  I only got one of them as well. That was one of them as a mistake. I only do 10 numbers on coin flip. I won't do any less. I hate that shit. I don't like shit that loses a bunch. That's why I like 50/50 odds or better or I mean not much worse like that.
[00:25:11.080 -> 00:25:24.080]:  I'll always do 10 numbers. That's a mess. I'm going to hit with one of these low numbers here.
[00:25:24.080 -> 00:25:52.080]:  Oh, at times eight. What's that dollar? Holy shit. 25 cents. Come on. Maybe it happened. Maybe it happened before fucking midnight reload. Damn dude. Come on. Do a 50 cent. Come on. Oh motherfucker dude. Fucking risk. How do you guys see it? Oh, I'm sitting here doing pennies, dude. Oh shit, hold on.
[00:25:52.080 -> 00:25:55.080]:  I don't think I can either, man.
[00:25:55.080 -> 00:25:57.080]:  That was at three four.
[00:25:57.080 -> 00:26:07.080]:  Six cent. Six cent keynote, boys. Yeah, we're going big here. Dinner's on me. Dinner's on me, boys. Come on. That shit made it.
[00:26:07.080 -> 00:26:15.080]:  Three cents and a mission again. That shit, I don't like keynote, I got used to it.
[00:26:15.080 -> 00:26:25.080]:  I got to get higher and higher and less risk. Higher for winning for something.
[00:26:25.080 -> 00:26:36.080]:  That's just wrong. Get on my Canadian team. You can tell. Okay, I got some Jordan's. I got two crazy UGs and that's it. Yeah. Two hundred threes.
[00:26:36.080 -> 00:26:44.080]:  That was a bullshit run while we were at the moment. I'm so stupid for winning, honestly. I guess I just knew there was a reload coming, so.
[00:26:44.080 -> 00:26:54.080]:  Love bad girls when they're not.
[00:26:54.080 -> 00:27:02.080]:  I'm going home now. Everything comes wrong. Everything in the world.
[00:27:02.080 -> 00:27:06.080]:  It's in our fifteen minutes. Midnight. Midnight.
[00:27:06.080 -> 00:27:10.080]:  When it's a new day. When it's a new day here on the east coast.
[00:27:10.080 -> 00:27:28.080]:  Fifteen minutes. Only a thousand bucks. I spent some rich city. That shit is on me earlier. I have a headache. I'll be right back. I'm tired, man. I'm always tired nowadays, I swear. Hold on.
[00:27:28.080 -> 00:27:34.080]:  Nevertheless, I'm adjusting for the occasion. It's number thirty two and I hear the situation. When the beat moves your feet, then don't change the station.
[00:27:34.080 -> 00:27:40.080]:  I'm a disaster. I'm like a fool master. Put on a tape or rock and get a blaster.
[00:27:40.080 -> 00:27:45.080]:  Start up at the money 'cause it doesn't resume. It's about sweating over. It's in the bank of choice.
[00:27:46.080 -> 00:28:06.080]:  [MUSIC]
[00:28:06.080 -> 00:28:26.080]:  [MUSIC]
[00:28:26.080 -> 00:28:43.080]:  They're giving me a new bonus hunt when I get my reward, yeah. Oh, I need to check something real quick. I have a dollar or something.
[00:28:43.080 -> 00:28:51.080]:  Probably not. Not really. Not really, guys.
[00:28:51.080 -> 00:29:00.080]:  [MUSIC]
[00:29:00.080 -> 00:29:06.080]:  I can do a poll, I should say. Are we gonna do a bonus hunt or are we gonna just do like big spins on slots with a thousand?
[00:29:06.080 -> 00:29:12.080]:  [MUSIC]
[00:29:12.080 -> 00:29:21.080]:  Look at that sub count, baby. That's like thirteen seventy two. Did I lose three? Oh, I got seven, I'm tripping. Thirteen seventy two, boys.
[00:29:21.080 -> 00:29:28.080]:  It goes up to fourteen hundred. Holy crap. That's one good. If we had fourteen hundred, that would be cool as shit. Just saying.
[00:29:28.080 -> 00:29:32.080]:  That would be really fucking cool, actually. No way.
[00:29:32.080 -> 00:29:53.080]:  Turn I'm gonna win. Okay, lost. Okay, one more.
[00:29:53.080 -> 00:30:04.080]:  Okay, okay, okay, okay, one more. Hold on, I'll get two bucks. Come on. Oh, my God, do you know me. I'm gonna try to go for a record.
[00:30:04.080 -> 00:30:12.080]:  Oh, my God, guys. Thirty one X, let's try one more. Heads. No, it was tails again. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[00:30:12.080 -> 00:30:18.080]:  That was one of my higher ones. I've got one more than that, that's it. That's my record.
[00:30:18.080 -> 00:30:31.080]:  Holy fuck. I'm telling you. Oh, come on. I know you. Oh, my God. That was fucking crazy.
[00:30:31.080 -> 00:30:45.080]:  Oh, I just keep playing tails. That's fucking crazy, bro. Oh, wow. I just keep playing tails, though, like literally.
[00:30:45.080 -> 00:30:51.080]:  Oh, my God. I just don't like losing. It could be pennies like this. I'm still like, "Man, what the fuck?"
[00:30:51.080 -> 00:30:56.080]:  Oh, this is not as bad, but... Oh, there it goes.
[00:30:56.080 -> 00:31:02.080]:  80 cents going, boys. Eleven minutes, man. What are we gonna do? It's going alright, man. I'm not feeling the best physically.
[00:31:02.080 -> 00:31:18.080]:  Oh, shit. I went for the showdown. Actually, it's fine. It's totally fine. I'm pretty sure.
[00:31:18.080 -> 00:31:29.080]:  Look closer. I'm doing really bad. Oh, what are we going to pretend to be those guys? They are New Jordans, yet. They're New Jordans. I keep getting asked about them.
[00:31:29.080 -> 00:31:37.080]:  They are New Jordans. Jordan 3s. They're still really clean. They're still not dirty at all. I like them a lot, but I like their precious crusts.
[00:31:37.080 -> 00:31:43.080]:  I like the little cement. It's kind of like something I've done with that.
[00:31:43.080 -> 00:31:52.080]:  I said I'm like this, shouldn't I, guys? What should I have? Facing you guys or not facing you guys? What are you guys saying?
[00:31:52.080 -> 00:31:57.080]:  I don't know. I can't tell. What are you guys saying?
[00:31:57.080 -> 00:32:01.080]:  I love facing you guys. You can probably see them on the better side.
[00:32:01.080 -> 00:32:04.080]:  Don't want you to get there and be like, "Oh, yeah, dude. Fuck."
[00:32:04.080 -> 00:32:10.080]:  No, I can show it, dude. I'll have a show of it, actually.
[00:32:10.080 -> 00:32:18.080]:  They've done it right there, doesn't they? Yeah, I just got off. Hold your fucking horses, buddy. Hold your horses in mind.
[00:32:18.080 -> 00:32:25.080]:  I'm going to play with that. We've got like 10 minutes to kill.
[00:32:25.080 -> 00:32:27.080]:  I said it right now. This is definitely what they're going to do.
[00:32:27.080 -> 00:32:35.080]:  Oh, shut up. Shut up, dude. Are you happy? Are you happy I switched up the stocks?
[00:32:35.080 -> 00:32:45.080]:  Okay.
[00:32:45.080 -> 00:32:50.080]:  It's okay.
[00:32:50.080 -> 00:32:53.080]:  I just want to see you get banging on Thursday morning, bro. Smile on my face at the top.
[00:32:53.080 -> 00:32:57.080]:  Oh, I appreciate that. I smell rats. What do you mean, you smell rats?
[00:32:57.080 -> 00:33:00.080]:  What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck does that mean?
[00:33:00.080 -> 00:33:08.080]:  You have these threes, Professor? Nice. What did you pay for them? Red Game of Redemption, yeah.
[00:33:08.080 -> 00:33:20.080]:  What is that funny, 5550? Are you being sarcastic or something? I could care less.
[00:33:20.080 -> 00:33:26.080]:  What's good, Bob? What's up, Dirk? How you living?
[00:33:26.080 -> 00:33:32.080]:  200-watt. I guess you love being sarcastic. I don't care if you're a professional or if I can do it.
[00:33:32.080 -> 00:33:36.080]:  I think it's fucking awesome.
[00:33:36.080 -> 00:33:41.080]:  I think here's to Pender City. I don't have no cars. I don't have a car either.
[00:33:41.080 -> 00:33:45.080]:  I played a little bit of CS2 every afternoon, but I'm not playing right now.
[00:33:45.080 -> 00:33:59.080]:  I'm seeing a sign in there, bro.
[00:33:59.080 -> 00:34:03.080]:  There we go.
[00:34:03.080 -> 00:34:09.080]:  That's what they do. They definitely do. That's why I'm asking this guy, "What the fuck did you mean by that?"
[00:34:09.080 -> 00:34:16.080]:  So he didn't answer me. "Hey, Lucas, unless you want to get timed out for 14 days, I suggest you answer the question."
[00:34:16.080 -> 00:34:21.080]:  "I suggest you answer my question. What racks do you smell, and why would you take that in my chat?"
[00:34:21.080 -> 00:34:27.080]:  It's a very simple question, bro. It's a very, very simple question to answer.
[00:34:27.080 -> 00:34:31.080]:  He's just trying to be weird. He's just a weirdo. I can't tell.
[00:34:31.080 -> 00:34:35.080]:  "How did I get back into the discord? I got kicked. Am I sure why? Me too?"
[00:34:35.080 -> 00:34:39.080]:  I'm a good human, because he is a very...probably so.
[00:34:39.080 -> 00:34:44.080]:  Probably so, my man. That's exactly my guy's problem, yeah.
[00:34:44.080 -> 00:34:48.080]:  But he's still going to answer me. I'm going to ban him. He's coming over.
[00:34:48.080 -> 00:34:52.080]:  I don't see Mooji in any discord ban list, actually, at all.
[00:34:52.080 -> 00:34:56.080]:  He looks like a nickname or something. Yeah, I'm banning him. He's still wanting to. Look at me.
[00:34:56.080 -> 00:35:01.080]:  What's up, my G?
[00:35:01.080 -> 00:35:07.080]:  Who is there as a sub? Hey, Luca. I appreciate that. Cursed on Discord. Cursed.
[00:35:07.080 -> 00:35:11.080]:  Oh, I do know why he got banned, but that's okay. I'm going to ban you right now. There you go, boss.
[00:35:11.080 -> 00:35:14.080]:  I know you are, man. We did a video chat one time, you know.
[00:35:14.080 -> 00:35:18.080]:  There's no choice. Those bitches, you always go quiet when they confronted the giant bitches. I know.
[00:35:18.080 -> 00:35:22.080]:  I still haven't even banned him. He's still sitting there, able to type back.
[00:35:22.080 -> 00:35:30.080]:  "I smell rats," he said. He's gifting me a sub before.
[00:35:30.080 -> 00:35:33.080]:  Being a rat's going to reload is too much.
[00:35:33.080 -> 00:35:39.080]:  Man, how dare. Man, you know what, guys? Do not ever, ever ask me about my reload.
[00:35:39.080 -> 00:35:43.080]:  That automatically makes you a rat, apparently. What the fuck? What?
[00:35:43.080 -> 00:35:48.080]:  What is that? What do you mean, bro? What does that even mean?
[00:35:48.080 -> 00:35:51.080]:  Don't ask me about a reload. That makes you a rat.
[00:35:51.080 -> 00:35:56.080]:  What? It's a Hossman jack. Is this my Bossman jack or the H?
[00:35:56.080 -> 00:36:00.080]:  Bossman jack, where is the H? It's an Ironman. There's my Discord link right there, guys.
[00:36:00.080 -> 00:36:03.080]:  You guys want to join it? This should be current, the one I just posted.
[00:36:03.080 -> 00:36:06.080]:  If anyone wants to join you, more welcome to you.
[00:36:06.080 -> 00:36:09.080]:  Don't ask me about gambling, even though it's a gaming stream, right?
[00:36:09.080 -> 00:36:12.080]:  Like, what the fuck? What does that even mean?
[00:36:12.080 -> 00:36:17.080]:  I didn't turn them out for too long. I'm going to time them out for a day.
[00:36:17.080 -> 00:36:20.080]:  Don't come here to tell my rats or anything.
[00:36:20.080 -> 00:36:23.080]:  Especially when they're just asking me what's in a rat.
[00:36:23.080 -> 00:36:27.080]:  Are you back in there, bro? Hey, welcome back, brother, man. Welcome back, my boy.
[00:36:27.080 -> 00:36:44.080]:  Well, see if you can get me back in the Discord.
[00:36:44.080 -> 00:36:46.080]:  You don't got it now. This is when you got time.
[00:36:46.080 -> 00:36:49.080]:  What's your name on there? I can do it right now. I'm not a baby.
[00:36:49.080 -> 00:36:52.080]:  Oh, I love it, dirty dude. You should see all the rituals I got, bro.
[00:36:52.080 -> 00:36:54.080]:  I got so many of them, dude.
[00:36:54.080 -> 00:36:56.080]:  Especially in the last week, I've gotten so many of them, dude.
[00:36:56.080 -> 00:36:59.080]:  Look at all these withdrawal guys. Look at these nice withdrawal guys.
[00:36:59.080 -> 00:37:01.080]:  Look at this, guys. Look at these big boys.
[00:37:01.080 -> 00:37:05.080]:  There's some big boy Nelsons in there, dude. Look at that 10.5.
[00:37:05.080 -> 00:37:07.080]:  Look at that fucking 7.5.
[00:37:07.080 -> 00:37:09.080]:  That 8, 8.5.
[00:37:09.080 -> 00:37:10.080]:  Shoo!
[00:37:10.080 -> 00:37:12.080]:  Vegans in there, dude.
[00:37:12.080 -> 00:37:15.080]:  Yeah, I got some fatties, bro, asking you.
[00:37:15.080 -> 00:37:17.080]:  Yep, Vegans.
[00:37:17.080 -> 00:37:19.080]:  Mostly coin flip.
[00:37:19.080 -> 00:37:22.080]:  Hey, Carson. I definitely am. I'm moving out soon, too.
[00:37:22.080 -> 00:37:24.080]:  Like, in the next two months, probably.
[00:37:24.080 -> 00:37:27.080]:  I'm not kidding. Me and my parents have been doing all sorts of shit about it.
[00:37:27.080 -> 00:37:30.080]:  If I do really look better, what are you talking about?
[00:37:30.080 -> 00:37:32.080]:  Better than what?
[00:37:32.080 -> 00:37:34.080]:  Better than...
[00:37:34.080 -> 00:37:36.080]:  ...than Steak?
[00:37:36.080 -> 00:37:38.080]:  The Steak's Week, please?
[00:37:38.080 -> 00:37:47.080]:  Yeah, me too. Me too, bro. I really am.
[00:37:47.080 -> 00:37:49.080]:  I think they're gonna hold off, dude.
[00:37:49.080 -> 00:37:51.080]:  That'll be successful, man.
[00:37:51.080 -> 00:37:53.080]:  I don't really know.
[00:37:53.080 -> 00:37:58.080]:  I think, um...
[00:37:58.080 -> 00:38:16.080]:  Yeah, I'm gonna have a hard view, but I'm not gonna be ashamed.
[00:38:17.080 -> 00:38:19.080]:  I was gonna have to pack everything.
[00:38:19.080 -> 00:38:21.080]:  I'm gonna have everything set up.
[00:38:21.080 -> 00:38:23.080]:  I'm not living as much as furniture.
[00:38:23.080 -> 00:38:25.080]:  I did that living in here with my dad.
[00:38:25.080 -> 00:38:28.080]:  We packed up everything from my old house, and we unloaded everything.
[00:38:28.080 -> 00:38:30.080]:  It was fucking terrible, dude.
[00:38:30.080 -> 00:38:32.080]:  It was fucking awful.
[00:38:32.080 -> 00:38:36.080]:  At least we bursted and not enjoyed eating it at all, obviously.
[00:38:36.080 -> 00:38:40.080]:  Oh, dude.
[00:38:40.080 -> 00:38:42.080]:  Makes you have a shit dream.
[00:38:42.080 -> 00:38:45.080]:  There's no... just you, no problem.
[00:38:45.080 -> 00:38:47.080]:  A lot of what y'all do, you know?
[00:38:47.080 -> 00:38:49.080]:  I love saying this, dude.
[00:38:49.080 -> 00:38:51.080]:  I ain't fucking with most of this shit.
[00:38:51.080 -> 00:38:53.080]:  I see that "You're Not Alone" song.
[00:38:53.080 -> 00:38:55.080]:  I know it's the biggest one, but it's so good, though.
[00:38:55.080 -> 00:38:57.080]:  It's such a good song, though.
[00:38:57.080 -> 00:39:00.080]:  You're not alone
[00:39:00.080 -> 00:39:02.080]:  There is more to this time
[00:39:02.080 -> 00:39:05.080]:  I can't sing for fuck, but...
[00:39:05.080 -> 00:39:08.080]:  You know what I'm gonna miss my mom's cooking, bro?
[00:39:08.080 -> 00:39:09.080]:  Straight up.
[00:39:09.080 -> 00:39:11.080]:  Her baked spaghetti today was phenomenal.
[00:39:11.080 -> 00:39:13.080]:  I mean, it wasn't just good. It wasn't just great.
[00:39:13.080 -> 00:39:15.080]:  It was fucking phenomenal, bro.
[00:39:15.080 -> 00:39:17.080]:  Seriously, it's amazing, dude. I like 'em.
[00:39:17.080 -> 00:39:19.080]:  There was another song I liked about him, too.
[00:39:19.080 -> 00:39:21.080]:  I cannot remember the name of it, though.
[00:39:21.080 -> 00:39:22.080]:  I do remember the name of this one.
[00:39:22.080 -> 00:39:25.080]:  These fucking headphones get cheesed, dude.
[00:39:25.080 -> 00:39:28.080]:  Oh, wrapped up.
[00:39:28.080 -> 00:39:34.080]:  Motherfucker, dude.
[00:39:34.080 -> 00:39:36.080]:  Here we go.
[00:39:36.080 -> 00:39:37.080]:  What's up, are they?
[00:39:37.080 -> 00:39:39.080]:  I'd prefer if you didn't call me that.
[00:39:39.080 -> 00:39:42.080]:  I totally would, but I know you're just joking, trying to be funny.
[00:39:42.080 -> 00:39:44.080]:  They were great. They were great.
[00:39:44.080 -> 00:39:46.080]:  I don't know a bunch of their music, but they are...
[00:39:46.080 -> 00:39:52.080]:  You're not alone
[00:39:52.080 -> 00:39:56.080]:  There is more to this, I know
[00:39:56.080 -> 00:39:58.080]:  You can make it a...
[00:39:58.080 -> 00:40:00.080]:  Yeah, I am.
[00:40:00.080 -> 00:40:03.080]:  You can't live to tell
[00:40:03.080 -> 00:40:07.080]:  BANG!
[00:40:07.080 -> 00:40:09.080]:  No, probably not.
[00:40:09.080 -> 00:40:12.080]:  He's just like him
[00:40:12.080 -> 00:40:13.080]:  This is such a good song.
[00:40:13.080 -> 00:40:15.080]:  It's blue rotten
[00:40:15.080 -> 00:40:19.080]:  He's been fed
[00:40:19.080 -> 00:40:22.080]:  Searching for no-no
[00:40:22.080 -> 00:40:25.080]:  You're the biggest cock I've ever seen. Really?
[00:40:25.080 -> 00:40:31.080]:  Well, that's pretty sad, 'cause if you have a smaller cock than I do,
[00:40:31.080 -> 00:40:33.080]:  my shit's two and a half inches.
[00:40:33.080 -> 00:40:35.080]:  Holy fuck, I feel bad for you.
[00:40:35.080 -> 00:40:37.080]:  That actually helps me feel a lot better about myself.
[00:40:37.080 -> 00:40:40.080]:  'Cause not only do I have a bigger cock than you,
[00:40:40.080 -> 00:40:42.080]:  it's only two and a half inches and it's bigger than you.
[00:40:42.080 -> 00:40:44.080]:  But that makes me feel good.
[00:40:44.080 -> 00:40:46.080]:  Yeah, two and a half...
[00:40:46.080 -> 00:40:49.080]:  What? What's wrong with that?
[00:40:49.080 -> 00:40:52.080]:  I've made every girl I've slept with come.
[00:40:52.080 -> 00:40:54.080]:  It takes one inch to do that, actually.
[00:40:54.080 -> 00:40:59.080]:  So I have two and a half times what you need to make a girl wet and fucking squirt.
[00:40:59.080 -> 00:41:01.080]:  I made them fucking hit the ceiling, dawg.
[00:41:01.080 -> 00:41:04.080]:  It hit the ceiling, bro. I'm trying to tell you guys.
[00:41:04.080 -> 00:41:06.080]:  That was with one and a half inch.
[00:41:06.080 -> 00:41:09.080]:  I was giving her like two-thirds pipe.
[00:41:09.080 -> 00:41:11.080]:  Hmm?
[00:41:11.080 -> 00:41:14.080]:  That's right, Zenachino, you know what I'm saying?
[00:41:14.080 -> 00:41:17.080]:  Just get down there after you nut in ten seconds.
[00:41:17.080 -> 00:41:21.080]:  I know people that are called two-pump chumps, I'm like a one-pump chump.
[00:41:21.080 -> 00:41:23.080]:  I put it in, it's already done.
[00:41:23.080 -> 00:41:26.080]:  Then what I do is I go down and I use my tongue.
[00:41:26.080 -> 00:41:28.080]:  'Cause I cannot pleasure a girl with my penis.
[00:41:28.080 -> 00:41:32.080]:  And that's just something I've come to accept.
[00:41:32.080 -> 00:41:35.080]:  I've accepted it, actually.
[00:41:35.080 -> 00:41:39.080]:  And you know, it's just one of those things that I'll never be able to do.
[00:41:39.080 -> 00:41:42.080]:  It used to make me really sad.
[00:41:42.080 -> 00:41:46.080]:  Popularity has an even smaller one, so I'm feeling way better.
[00:41:46.080 -> 00:41:48.080]:  I'm just kidding, bro.
[00:41:48.080 -> 00:41:50.080]:  Two inches you get the g-spot, that's right.
[00:41:50.080 -> 00:41:52.080]:  Two inches you in there, hit and run, baby.
[00:41:52.080 -> 00:41:54.080]:  Hit and run, you know what I'm saying?
[00:41:54.080 -> 00:41:56.080]:  Hey, who wants a sub? Lucas and the gift of sub.
[00:41:56.080 -> 00:41:59.080]:  Who wants a fucking sub in this bitch?
[00:41:59.080 -> 00:42:01.080]:  Unless you already skipped one, I didn't see it, my bad.
[00:42:01.080 -> 00:42:03.080]:  Thank you, Georgie.
[00:42:03.080 -> 00:42:05.080]:  Shut up, train.
[00:42:05.080 -> 00:42:09.080]:  If I was telling the truth, I'd tell you it's really one and a half inches.
[00:42:09.080 -> 00:42:11.080]:  Hard.
[00:42:11.080 -> 00:42:21.080]:  I'm only gonna get you a sub up there if you promise to never call me that word again,
[00:42:21.080 -> 00:42:24.080]:  which you called me when you got in here, and you do every time.
[00:42:24.080 -> 00:42:26.080]:  Don't let me pull up.
[00:42:26.080 -> 00:42:27.080]:  All right, you know what?
[00:42:27.080 -> 00:42:29.080]:  Let me prove you guys.
[00:42:29.080 -> 00:42:30.080]:  Too much.
[00:42:30.080 -> 00:42:31.080]:  Too much.
[00:42:31.080 -> 00:42:32.080]:  Too much.
[00:42:32.080 -> 00:42:33.080]:  Too much.
[00:42:33.080 -> 00:42:34.080]:  Too much.
[00:42:34.080 -> 00:42:35.080]:  Too much.
[00:42:35.080 -> 00:42:36.080]:  Where's the ocularities?
[00:42:36.080 -> 00:42:37.080]:  Look at this.
[00:42:37.080 -> 00:42:38.080]:  What's up, daddy?
[00:42:38.080 -> 00:42:39.080]:  Don't clip that.
[00:42:39.080 -> 00:42:41.080]:  Don't not clip me saying that.
[00:42:41.080 -> 00:42:43.080]:  What's up, big cock daddy?
[00:42:43.080 -> 00:42:45.080]:  Look at this.
[00:42:45.080 -> 00:42:46.080]:  Look.
[00:42:46.080 -> 00:42:47.080]:  You forgot one thing.
[00:42:47.080 -> 00:42:48.080]:  Call me daddy.
[00:42:48.080 -> 00:42:51.080]:  Bro, how many times do you fucking say it?
[00:42:51.080 -> 00:42:54.080]:  I saw your nuts, daddy.
[00:42:54.080 -> 00:42:57.080]:  What the fuck, bro?
[00:42:57.080 -> 00:43:01.080]:  Why?
[00:43:01.080 -> 00:43:03.080]:  Do not gift this man a sub, please.
[00:43:03.080 -> 00:43:05.080]:  Do not.
[00:43:05.080 -> 00:43:06.080]:  Do not.
[00:43:06.080 -> 00:43:07.080]:  Do not.
[00:43:07.080 -> 00:43:08.080]:  Do not.
[00:43:08.080 -> 00:43:11.080]:  Gift this guy a fucking sub.
[00:43:11.080 -> 00:43:13.080]:  Do not do that.
[00:43:13.080 -> 00:43:15.080]:  Let him sub on his own accord.
[00:43:15.080 -> 00:43:18.080]:  With a five-pack attached.
[00:43:18.080 -> 00:43:20.080]:  It's up and it's stalling.
[00:43:20.080 -> 00:43:24.080]:  We're running in circles again.
[00:43:24.080 -> 00:43:27.080]:  We're testing, we're looking up.
[00:43:27.080 -> 00:43:28.080]:  Good enough.
[00:43:28.080 -> 00:43:32.080]:  That's what I mean, an elegant, an elegante.
[00:43:32.080 -> 00:43:34.080]:  Who wants a sub?
[00:43:34.080 -> 00:43:35.080]:  Let me see.
[00:43:35.080 -> 00:43:37.080]:  Who wants a fucking sub?
[00:43:37.080 -> 00:43:38.080]:  Oh, that's right.
[00:43:38.080 -> 00:43:40.080]:  I said a five-pack attached.
[00:43:40.080 -> 00:43:43.080]:  Maybe a 25-month popularity.
[00:43:43.080 -> 00:43:44.080]:  Holy fuck.
[00:43:44.080 -> 00:43:49.080]:  Mr. Susslord himself has been subbed for over two years to my channel.
[00:43:49.080 -> 00:43:50.080]:  Holy fuck.
[00:43:50.080 -> 00:43:51.080]:  Thank you, brother.
[00:43:51.080 -> 00:43:53.080]:  Troy, you're already subbed, boss.
[00:43:53.080 -> 00:43:54.080]:  Favorite American Pie movie?
[00:43:54.080 -> 00:43:55.080]:  Bandcamp.
[00:43:55.080 -> 00:43:56.080]:  Bandcamp.
[00:43:56.080 -> 00:43:57.080]:  Classic.
[00:43:57.080 -> 00:43:58.080]:  I'm doing excellent.
[00:43:58.080 -> 00:43:59.080]:  Excellent day, Frogman.
[00:43:59.080 -> 00:44:00.080]:  How are you?
[00:44:00.080 -> 00:44:01.080]:  Nah.
[00:44:01.080 -> 00:44:02.080]:  I picked Dirkzog.
[00:44:02.080 -> 00:44:03.080]:  Dirk-cock.
[00:44:03.080 -> 00:44:04.080]:  I meant Dirkzog.
[00:44:04.080 -> 00:44:10.080]:  Dirkzog gets a sub if you're still willing to give him one.
[00:44:10.080 -> 00:44:11.080]:  Dirkzog.
[00:44:11.080 -> 00:44:12.080]:  D-E-R-K-Z-O-G.
[00:44:12.080 -> 00:44:13.080]:  Dirkzog.
[00:44:13.080 -> 00:44:16.080]:  American Pie is inappropriate.
[00:44:16.080 -> 00:44:17.080]:  Yes.
[00:44:17.080 -> 00:44:20.080]:  That was one of the first movies I ever watched.
[00:44:20.080 -> 00:44:23.080]:  I should've said that, actually.
[00:44:23.080 -> 00:44:24.080]:  I'll be right back.
[00:44:24.080 -> 00:44:25.080]:  I'm not kidding.
[00:44:25.080 -> 00:44:26.080]:  I should've said that.
[00:44:26.080 -> 00:44:27.080]:  I was probably 11.
[00:44:27.080 -> 00:44:28.080]:  Just stop.
[00:44:28.080 -> 00:44:28.080]:  Just stop.
[00:44:29.080 -> 00:44:30.080]:  Thanks for watching.
[00:44:30.080 -> 00:44:31.080]:  See you next time.
[00:44:31.080 -> 00:44:32.080]:  Bye.
[00:44:32.080 -> 00:44:33.080]:  Bye.
[00:44:33.080 -> 00:44:35.320]:  I'll probably let him out. Just stop, just stop.
[00:44:35.320 -> 00:44:36.320]:  [MUSIC]