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[00:00:30.000 -> 00:00:35.000]:  Take a look at my light, all black Take a look at my clothes all black
[00:00:35.000 -> 00:00:40.000]:  Like Johnny Cash, all black Like the Rolling Stones, when I painted black
[00:00:40.000 -> 00:00:44.000]:  Like the night that we met, all black Like the color of your dress, all black
[00:00:44.000 -> 00:00:50.000]:  Like the seats in my Cadillac I used to see red, now I'm just all black
[00:00:50.000 -> 00:00:55.000]:  As long as I could remember I dreamed of black and white
[00:00:55.000 -> 00:00:59.000]:  As I grew up and the sun went down I never felt more alright
[00:00:59.000 -> 00:01:04.000]:  My mother says to tell me "Son, you better get to church"
[00:01:04.000 -> 00:01:09.000]:  It's a dark, dark world, I'm the devil out there And you know it's only getting worse
[00:01:09.000 -> 00:01:13.000]:  Yeah, I've never been much more weddings Or anniversaries
[00:01:13.000 -> 00:01:18.000]:  But I'll go to a funeral if I'm invited Any day of the week
[00:01:18.000 -> 00:01:23.000]:  Some people say that I sound strange Some say that I'm not right
[00:01:23.000 -> 00:01:28.000]:  But I've found beauty in this world Every single night
[00:01:28.000 -> 00:01:33.000]:  Take a look at my light, all black Take a look at my clothes all black
[00:01:33.000 -> 00:01:35.000]:  What's up, guys? How's everybody doing?
[00:01:35.000 -> 00:01:39.000]:  I'm feeling a little bit better. Oh, my camera's way up there, a little high.
[00:01:39.000 -> 00:01:42.000]:  Look at my hair looking kind of green. There we go.
[00:01:42.000 -> 00:01:45.000]:  What's up, everybody? How's everybody doing, man? Hope y'all are doing good.
[00:01:45.000 -> 00:01:49.000]:  Having a good day and shit. I'm pretty tired. You can see my eyes are kind of spooky.
[00:01:49.000 -> 00:01:53.000]:  Thank you very much, vegans. F vegans.
[00:01:53.000 -> 00:01:59.000]:  What's up, Fabio? What's up, Judashu? What's up, She-Bear? What's up, bro? What's up, Vic?
[00:01:59.000 -> 00:02:03.000]:  What's up, everybody? I don't see anybody else I see.
[00:02:03.000 -> 00:02:08.000]:  What's up, Squeaks? Fabio? She-Bear? Courtney? What's up, Courtney?
[00:02:08.000 -> 00:02:11.000]:  What's up, Kaylong? What's up, Stone Giraffe?
[00:02:11.000 -> 00:02:17.000]:  What's up, other black stepdad? What's up, CrabCandy? What's up, PPI?
[00:02:17.000 -> 00:02:24.000]:  I don't, you're not allowed to talk about that on Twitch at all, at all, at all. For some reason.
[00:02:24.000 -> 00:02:28.000]:  A little HIV. What's up, Big T? What's up, Divorce?
[00:02:45.000 -> 00:02:48.000]:  Yeah, we're about to get some crypto server to wait.
[00:02:48.000 -> 00:02:53.000]:  I just got cleaned. I just got smoked, I mean.
[00:02:53.000 -> 00:02:57.000]:  Hold on, we got some, I'm going with that stack-up, actually.
[00:02:57.000 -> 00:03:01.000]:  So, just chilling out here doing both, man? Some get-twenty?
[00:03:01.000 -> 00:03:04.000]:  Get-twenty? Or get-twenty?
[00:03:04.000 -> 00:03:08.000]:  Oh, really? Okay.
[00:03:08.000 -> 00:03:11.000]:  So, today we're going to catch a big man. You want me to show my titties?
[00:03:11.000 -> 00:03:15.000]:  What's up, Mayor? How you doing, G? What's up for the bankroll? Some dusty dice?
[00:03:15.000 -> 00:03:17.000]:  Thank you, bro. I appreciate that.
[00:03:17.000 -> 00:03:37.000]:  Sweating, bro. Sweating. I got the AC unit on. What's up? What's going on? What's up, Elvis? How you doing, boss?
[00:03:39.000 -> 00:03:41.000]:  How you living today, bro?
[00:03:41.000 -> 00:03:53.000]:  I'm tired as fuck, man. Yeah, it's like fucking 88 degrees up today.
[00:03:53.000 -> 00:03:59.000]:  You see, it's four o'clock now, so that's still 88. Look at that. 88 degrees, guys.
[00:03:59.000 -> 00:04:03.000]:  I'm in the south, so it's pretty high, but...
[00:04:03.000 -> 00:04:06.000]:  I mean, that's pretty high. That's actually pretty high.
[00:04:08.000 -> 00:04:10.000]:  Oh, guys, we're going to close to something. Here, check this out.
[00:04:10.000 -> 00:04:13.000]:  How much is this? Um...
[00:04:13.000 -> 00:04:16.000]:  I'll tell you. You don't know the difference? I don't really know the difference.
[00:04:16.000 -> 00:04:18.000]:  31 degrees Celsius. 31.
[00:04:18.000 -> 00:04:20.000]:  What's up, Secrets Creed? How you doing, boss?
[00:04:20.000 -> 00:04:23.000]:  All right, the money's in. $331. Let's go, guys.
[00:04:23.000 -> 00:04:28.000]:  Coin flip, and then we're going to go straight to fucking Slots if I win this first one. Please, please.
[00:04:28.000 -> 00:04:32.000]:  Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Let's just get out of here.
[00:04:32.000 -> 00:04:34.000]:  Let's get out with the 70 bucks.
[00:04:34.000 -> 00:04:35.000]:  Yeah, it's hot, dude.
[00:04:35.000 -> 00:04:37.000]:  All right, all right. Hold on.
[00:04:38.000 -> 00:04:41.000]:  Dude, I want to go back, man. I'm hooked, man. I'm hooked.
[00:04:41.000 -> 00:04:45.000]:  Oh, I didn't mean to do that. I swear to God. Oh, my God, I meant to do 25.
[00:04:45.000 -> 00:04:48.000]:  All right, I'm going to go fucking Tails, dude. No, I'm going to go heads. I'm going to go heads.
[00:04:48.000 -> 00:04:54.000]:  Let's fucking go! No way that just worked out. Oh, my fucking God. There's no fucking way, guys.
[00:04:54.000 -> 00:04:56.000]:  There's no fucking way I just accidentally did that and then won.
[00:04:56.000 -> 00:05:00.000]:  I meant to do a $25 bet and did a 255 and won that bitch.
[00:05:00.000 -> 00:05:04.000]:  Oh, my fucking God, dude. What the fuck? Holy shit.
[00:05:04.000 -> 00:05:07.000]:  Dude, what the hell, dude? Let's fucking go. Come on.
[00:05:07.000 -> 00:05:11.000]:  Let's fucking go, guys. Fucking climbing.
[00:05:11.000 -> 00:05:16.000]:  Let's fucking go. Fucking climbing. Fucking climbing. One more for 1K.
[00:05:16.000 -> 00:05:19.000]:  Oh, my God. Fuck you, dude.
[00:05:19.000 -> 00:05:27.000]:  Oh, no. Come on, please, please, please.
[00:05:27.000 -> 00:05:31.000]:  No, dude. Come on, please, man. Don't do this. Don't do this.
[00:05:32.000 -> 00:05:35.000]:  Yes. Now, do we go for another? I think so.
[00:05:35.000 -> 00:05:39.000]:  Yes! Let's fucking go, guys. Let's fucking go, dude. Hell, yeah.
[00:05:39.000 -> 00:05:41.000]:  Come on, Tails. Three times.
[00:05:41.000 -> 00:05:44.000]:  Come on.
[00:05:44.000 -> 00:05:47.000]:  Head into Tails twice. Oh, my God.
[00:05:47.000 -> 00:05:49.000]:  Please hit this. Please hit this.
[00:05:49.000 -> 00:05:52.000]:  Oh, my God, guys. Come on, hit this. Please. Please.
[00:05:52.000 -> 00:05:56.000]:  Yes! Oh, my God, dude. Thank God. We got saved by the bell there.
[00:05:56.000 -> 00:05:58.000]:  Let's fucking go, guys.
[00:05:58.000 -> 00:06:01.000]:  Oh, my God. Come on.
[00:06:01.000 -> 00:06:03.000]:  Fuck. There's a roller coaster. We got this.
[00:06:03.000 -> 00:06:06.000]:  Come on, dude. Come on, dude. Come on, dude.
[00:06:06.000 -> 00:06:08.000]:  Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
[00:06:08.000 -> 00:06:12.000]:  Let's fucking go, guys. Let's fucking-- That's $1,000. I'm out.
[00:06:12.000 -> 00:06:16.000]:  I'm fucking out, dude. I just started with how much? That's a quick climb, bro.
[00:06:16.000 -> 00:06:19.000]:  Quick little climb right there to a band right there, boys.
[00:06:19.000 -> 00:06:21.000]:  Let's fucking go. Easy money, dude. Easy money.
[00:06:21.000 -> 00:06:24.000]:  Let's fucking go, dude. That's what I'm talking about, dude.
[00:06:24.000 -> 00:06:27.000]:  Easy money, bro. Let's get out of there.
[00:06:27.000 -> 00:06:30.000]:  Let's hit up some lightning real quick. Let's see what happens.
[00:06:31.000 -> 00:06:33.000]:  Let's go.
[00:06:33.000 -> 00:06:36.000]:  All right, let's put $25 on green.
[00:06:36.000 -> 00:06:40.000]:  $25 on $26, $25 on $32, $25 on $17.
[00:06:40.000 -> 00:06:42.000]:  I know that's fucking crazy. I know that's crazy.
[00:06:42.000 -> 00:06:44.000]:  But if it hits, we're going to freak out.
[00:06:44.000 -> 00:06:49.000]:  Because you got lightning? Imagine that, dude.
[00:06:49.000 -> 00:06:51.000]:  Imagine a lightning on one of these.
[00:06:51.000 -> 00:06:53.000]:  Nope. Come on.
[00:06:53.000 -> 00:06:58.000]:  Come on, baby. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
[00:06:58.000 -> 00:07:00.000]:  You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
[00:07:00.000 -> 00:07:02.000]:  No, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck.
[00:07:02.000 -> 00:07:04.000]:  Pause that one.
[00:07:04.000 -> 00:07:07.000]:  It's not going to work. I know, right?
[00:07:07.000 -> 00:07:10.000]:  True.
[00:07:10.000 -> 00:07:21.000]:  That interesting right here?
[00:07:21.000 -> 00:07:24.000]:  Let's hit you up a little bit.
[00:07:24.000 -> 00:07:26.000]:  Come on, guys. Hit one of those numbers. Please, baby.
[00:07:26.000 -> 00:07:28.000]:  Come on.
[00:07:28.000 -> 00:07:32.000]:  Let's go, guys. $100 bet here.
[00:07:32.000 -> 00:07:37.000]:  Come on.
[00:07:37.000 -> 00:07:44.000]:  No, dude. No. Oh, my God.
[00:07:44.000 -> 00:07:46.000]:  Fuck.
[00:07:46.000 -> 00:07:49.000]:  Fuck a little less, dude.
[00:07:49.000 -> 00:07:51.000]:  No, let's hit you one more.
[00:07:51.000 -> 00:07:53.000]:  I'm going all the way down to $500 here.
[00:07:53.000 -> 00:07:57.000]:  $275 on black. $10 on my numbers.
[00:07:57.000 -> 00:08:02.000]:  $30 on green. $31 on green.
[00:08:02.000 -> 00:08:04.000]:  Come on, black or green, baby? Come on.
[00:08:04.000 -> 00:08:09.000]:  What's up, I'm Buzz Luzzo. How you doing, boss?
[00:08:09.000 -> 00:08:12.000]:  Hit the recent hits.
[00:08:12.000 -> 00:08:17.000]:  Yeah. What do you have with the lightning?
[00:08:17.000 -> 00:08:19.000]:  Come on, baby. Give me the lightning.
[00:08:19.000 -> 00:08:23.000]:  I got one on $13. $13.99, $200. I haven't hit a lightning in so long, dude.
[00:08:23.000 -> 00:08:27.000]:  That'd be so cool, man. Just saying.
[00:08:27.000 -> 00:08:30.000]:  It's not one of my numbers. Oh, my God, dude.
[00:08:30.000 -> 00:08:33.000]:  Fuck my life, dude. Oh, my God, man.
[00:08:33.000 -> 00:08:35.000]:  I just lost like three in a row.
[00:08:35.000 -> 00:08:42.000]:  Hit this. Hit this, baby. Do 100. Do 100.
[00:08:47.000 -> 00:08:50.000]:  Hit it, hit it, hit it. Yes, let's go, guys. Come on, come on, come on.
[00:08:50.000 -> 00:08:54.000]:  Yes, let's fucking go. Oh, my God.
[00:08:54.000 -> 00:08:57.000]:  We almost got it all back. We're only 200 down. Come on.
[00:08:57.000 -> 00:09:01.000]:  Oh, come on, man. We need to get in there. We need to get in there.
[00:09:01.000 -> 00:09:04.000]:  Do a little $25. I'm going to be a lost Drake.
[00:09:04.000 -> 00:09:06.000]:  Go for a big multi.
[00:09:06.000 -> 00:09:10.000]:  $200 on fucking tails, dude. Heads, heads, heads.
[00:09:10.000 -> 00:09:13.000]:  Yes. Oh, my God, let's go. Okay.
[00:09:13.000 -> 00:09:15.000]:  Do another $200 on the heads.
[00:09:16.000 -> 00:09:19.000]:  Oh, fuck, dude. Come on, please.
[00:09:19.000 -> 00:09:22.000]:  Oh, my God, dude. I'm going to do a $400 on heads.
[00:09:22.000 -> 00:09:24.000]:  Please, Lord. Please, Lord. Be with me.
[00:09:24.000 -> 00:09:29.000]:  Oh, my God. I fucking hate my life, dude.
[00:09:29.000 -> 00:09:31.000]:  God, man. What the fuck am I doing?
[00:09:31.000 -> 00:09:34.000]:  Let's fuck that, man.
[00:09:34.000 -> 00:09:37.000]:  Oh, my God. I fucking hate my life, dude.
[00:09:37.000 -> 00:09:42.000]:  Man. Damn, dude. Oh, my fucking God, dude.
[00:09:42.000 -> 00:09:45.000]:  I just fucking lost it all, dude.
[00:09:45.000 -> 00:09:47.000]:  I just had, like, a doubt.
[00:09:47.000 -> 00:09:50.000]:  I fucking hate my life, man, sometimes, dude.
[00:09:50.000 -> 00:09:52.000]:  I fucking swear to God I do, man.
[00:09:52.000 -> 00:09:55.000]:  Holy crap. That fucking sucks, dude.
[00:09:55.000 -> 00:09:58.000]:  Damn, dude. Oh, well.
[00:09:58.000 -> 00:10:00.000]:  Fuck my life, I guess.
[00:10:00.000 -> 00:10:02.000]:  Don't give a fuck. Not you guys.
[00:10:02.000 -> 00:10:04.000]:  Man, fuck.
[00:10:04.000 -> 00:10:05.000]:  Oh, fuck.
[00:10:05.000 -> 00:10:17.000]:  ♪♪
[00:10:17.000 -> 00:10:19.000]:  ♪ Hold on slow down ♪
[00:10:19.000 -> 00:10:21.000]:  ♪ Again from the top now ♪
[00:10:21.000 -> 00:10:24.000]:  ♪ And tell me everything ♪
[00:10:24.000 -> 00:10:28.000]:  ♪ I know I've been gone for what seems like forever ♪
[00:10:28.000 -> 00:10:31.000]:  ♪ But I'm here now, weighing in ♪
[00:10:31.000 -> 00:10:34.000]:  ♪ To convince you that I'm not a ghost or a stranger ♪
[00:10:34.000 -> 00:10:37.000]:  ♪ But close up anything ♪
[00:10:37.000 -> 00:10:40.000]:  ♪ She said just go as you want to ♪
[00:10:40.000 -> 00:10:42.000]:  ♪ But say this is your life ♪
[00:10:42.000 -> 00:10:46.000]:  ♪ But please don't die on me ♪
[00:10:46.000 -> 00:10:49.000]:  ♪ Please won't take me ♪
[00:10:49.000 -> 00:10:52.000]:  ♪ Please don't face me ♪
[00:10:52.000 -> 00:10:55.000]:  ♪ So take a step ♪
[00:10:55.000 -> 00:10:57.000]:  ♪ With all the time ♪
[00:10:57.000 -> 00:11:01.000]:  ♪ Take a step ♪
[00:11:01.000 -> 00:11:04.000]:  ♪ Now standing on the roof ♪
[00:11:04.000 -> 00:11:06.000]:  ♪ I'm ready to fall ♪
[00:11:06.000 -> 00:11:08.000]:  ♪ I think I'm at the edge now ♪
[00:11:08.000 -> 00:11:10.000]:  ♪ But I could be wrong ♪
[00:11:10.000 -> 00:11:12.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:11:12.000 -> 00:11:15.000]:  ♪ I'm ready to fall ♪
[00:11:15.000 -> 00:11:22.000]:  ♪ Perpetual motion ♪
[00:11:22.000 -> 00:11:24.000]:  ♪ The image won't focus ♪
[00:11:24.000 -> 00:11:27.000]:  ♪ The blur is all that's seen ♪
[00:11:27.000 -> 00:11:29.000]:  ♪ But here in this moment ♪
[00:11:29.000 -> 00:11:31.000]:  ♪ Like the hour of a storm ♪
[00:11:31.000 -> 00:11:34.000]:  ♪ It all came clear to me ♪
[00:11:34.000 -> 00:11:36.000]:  ♪ I've found a shell that will lead ♪
[00:11:36.000 -> 00:11:38.000]:  ♪ On an infallible reason ♪
[00:11:38.000 -> 00:11:42.000]:  ♪ To live out by itself ♪
[00:11:42.000 -> 00:11:44.000]:  ♪ I took one last look ♪
[00:11:44.000 -> 00:11:46.000]:  ♪ From the heights that I once loved ♪
[00:11:46.000 -> 00:11:50.000]:  ♪ And now I wear my hair ♪
[00:11:50.000 -> 00:11:54.000]:  ♪ Please won't take me ♪
[00:11:54.000 -> 00:11:57.000]:  ♪ Please don't face me ♪
[00:11:57.000 -> 00:12:00.000]:  ♪ Please don't try to stop ♪
[00:12:00.000 -> 00:12:01.000]:  ♪ But don't look down ♪
[00:12:01.000 -> 00:12:04.000]:  ♪ Try to stop ♪
[00:12:04.000 -> 00:12:08.000]:  ♪ Now I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:12:08.000 -> 00:12:10.000]:  ♪ I'm ready to fall ♪
[00:12:10.000 -> 00:12:12.000]:  ♪ I think I'm at the edge now ♪
[00:12:12.000 -> 00:12:14.000]:  ♪ But I could be wrong ♪
[00:12:14.000 -> 00:12:16.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:12:16.000 -> 00:12:20.000]:  ♪ I'm ready to fall ♪
[00:12:20.000 -> 00:12:25.000]:  ♪ Like the times that I've been sorry ♪
[00:12:25.000 -> 00:12:28.000]:  (upbeat rock music)
[00:12:28.000 -> 00:12:30.000]:  All right, guys, I'm back.
[00:12:30.000 -> 00:12:32.000]:  That was a really bad run, man.
[00:12:32.000 -> 00:12:35.000]:  I hope we can make a comeback, dude.
[00:12:35.000 -> 00:12:36.000]:  I really do, man.
[00:12:36.000 -> 00:12:37.000]:  That'd be great.
[00:12:37.000 -> 00:12:39.000]:  Yeah, that'd be cool, man, whatever.
[00:12:39.000 -> 00:12:40.000]:  We're done.
[00:12:40.000 -> 00:12:43.000]:  (upbeat rock music)
[00:12:43.000 -> 00:12:50.000]:  I wish there was another game like coin flip,
[00:12:50.000 -> 00:12:52.000]:  but maybe not coin flip.
[00:12:52.000 -> 00:12:55.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:12:55.000 -> 00:12:58.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:12:58.000 -> 00:13:00.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:00.000 -> 00:13:03.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:03.000 -> 00:13:05.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:05.000 -> 00:13:07.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:07.000 -> 00:13:09.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:09.000 -> 00:13:11.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:11.000 -> 00:13:13.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:13.000 -> 00:13:15.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:15.000 -> 00:13:17.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:17.000 -> 00:13:18.000]:  Oh, amazing.
[00:13:18.000 -> 00:13:20.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:20.000 -> 00:13:22.000]:  Yeah, let's start over with a little tenor.
[00:13:22.000 -> 00:13:24.000]:  If I can lose the first one.
[00:13:24.000 -> 00:13:26.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:26.000 -> 00:13:27.000]:  Okay.
[00:13:27.000 -> 00:13:29.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:29.000 -> 00:13:31.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:31.000 -> 00:13:33.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:33.000 -> 00:13:35.000]:  ♪ I'm standing on the roof ♪
[00:13:35.000 -> 00:13:37.000]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:13:37.000 -> 00:13:39.000]:  Oh, don't do this.
[00:13:39.000 -> 00:13:42.000]:  Yes, let's go, let's go, let's go.
[00:13:42.000 -> 00:13:43.000]:  No, dude.
[00:13:43.000 -> 00:13:45.000]:  Oh, my God, man.
[00:13:45.000 -> 00:13:46.000]:  Fuck you, man.
[00:13:46.000 -> 00:13:48.000]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:13:48.000 -> 00:13:50.000]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:13:50.000 -> 00:13:52.000]:  Holy fuck.
[00:13:52.000 -> 00:13:56.000]:  Oh, my God, this is so wrong, man.
[00:13:56.000 -> 00:14:04.000]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:14:04.000 -> 00:14:07.000]:  Fuck.
[00:14:07.000 -> 00:14:12.000]:  Oh, my God, dude, this is so stupid.
[00:14:12.000 -> 00:14:15.000]:  Oh, my fucking God, go fuck yourself, man.
[00:14:15.000 -> 00:14:19.000]:  They're doing-- Dude, there ain't no fucking way, man.
[00:14:19.000 -> 00:14:22.000]:  There ain't no fucking way, dude.
[00:14:22.000 -> 00:14:25.000]:  There ain't no fucking way, it's this bad, bro.
[00:14:25.000 -> 00:14:27.000]:  Holy fuck, guys.
[00:14:27.000 -> 00:14:34.000]:  They could've still been on steak, but things happen when their ego's high.
[00:14:34.000 -> 00:14:36.000]:  I didn't get fired from steak. I quit steak.
[00:14:36.000 -> 00:14:38.000]:  You got me mistaken.
[00:14:38.000 -> 00:14:40.000]:  They never said I was anywhere off the team.
[00:14:40.000 -> 00:14:43.000]:  They never said anything to me about anything, actually.
[00:14:44.000 -> 00:14:46.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:14:46.000 -> 00:14:48.000]:  Go fuck yourself.
[00:14:48.000 -> 00:14:51.000]:  Oh, my God, dude. Holy fuck, man.
[00:14:51.000 -> 00:14:53.000]:  Isn't that crazy how much I've lost already this stream, dude?
[00:14:53.000 -> 00:14:56.000]:  Holy fuck, man. Fuck my life, dude.
[00:14:56.000 -> 00:14:59.000]:  Fuckin' wobbly, dude. This happens every time I get a big wage off, man.
[00:14:59.000 -> 00:15:01.000]:  What's up?
[00:15:01.000 -> 00:15:07.000]:  Sorry about such a negative vibe, man.
[00:15:07.000 -> 00:15:10.000]:  This is just really bullshit, man.
[00:15:11.000 -> 00:15:16.000]:  Oh, my fucking God, dude. Holy fuck.
[00:15:16.000 -> 00:15:18.000]:  Oh, fuck steak, dude. Fuck.
[00:15:18.000 -> 00:15:20.000]:  Y'all have cashed out way more than I'm hearing this.
[00:15:20.000 -> 00:15:22.000]:  Dude, you're a fucking moron, Hammy.
[00:15:22.000 -> 00:15:24.000]:  Let me show you guys something, you fucking dumb fucking moron.
[00:15:24.000 -> 00:15:26.000]:  Dude, shut the fuck up, dude.
[00:15:26.000 -> 00:15:28.000]:  Look at all these fucking withdrawals in the past few days.
[00:15:28.000 -> 00:15:30.000]:  Are you fucking kidding me? Steak was never like that.
[00:15:30.000 -> 00:15:33.000]:  Never really like that. No. Uh-uh.
[00:15:33.000 -> 00:15:36.000]:  I never climbed a God's steak. This was just really no way.
[00:15:36.000 -> 00:15:38.000]:  No fucking way, dude.
[00:15:38.000 -> 00:15:42.000]:  Yeah, it does suck, man. It does. It does suck, dude.
[00:15:42.000 -> 00:16:01.000]:  Yeah, dude. I agree. Just show 'em.
[00:16:01.000 -> 00:16:07.000]:  I don't know what that is.
[00:16:08.000 -> 00:16:11.000]:  Dude, there's nobody in here vegans.
[00:16:11.000 -> 00:16:13.000]:  What are you talking about, bro?
[00:16:13.000 -> 00:16:15.000]:  What are you talking about rats all the time?
[00:16:15.000 -> 00:16:17.000]:  It's so annoying. It took a four-hour turnout, buddy.
[00:16:17.000 -> 00:16:19.000]:  Oh, dude, a fucking five-pack. No way, man.
[00:16:19.000 -> 00:16:22.000]:  I appreciate it, bro. Thank you very much, dude.
[00:16:22.000 -> 00:16:24.000]:  That's fucking awesome.
[00:16:24.000 -> 00:16:27.000]:  Thank you very much, dude. Thank you, bro.
[00:16:27.000 -> 00:16:29.000]:  Man.
[00:16:30.000 -> 00:16:32.000]:  Yeah.
[00:16:32.000 -> 00:16:52.000]:  Yeah, I appreciate the five-pack, man. Thank you, bro.
[00:16:52.000 -> 00:16:58.000]:  Yeah, that's not good, bro. That's a lot.
[00:16:59.000 -> 00:17:03.000]:  That's my last shot coming in, dude. Last try.
[00:17:03.000 -> 00:17:07.000]:  You said, "Bitch," did you? Appreciate it, brother.
[00:17:07.000 -> 00:17:11.000]:  Much love, my boy. I don't see it, but I take your word for it.
[00:17:11.000 -> 00:17:15.000]:  I don't see it, but I'll take your word for it.
[00:17:15.000 -> 00:17:18.000]:  I'm sure you did. You got the badge.
[00:17:18.000 -> 00:17:24.000]:  Little problem.
[00:17:24.000 -> 00:17:28.000]:  At least I can do...
[00:17:28.000 -> 00:17:46.000]:  Oh, that's fine. I'll take it.
[00:17:46.000 -> 00:17:50.000]:  I hope so, dude.
[00:17:53.000 -> 00:17:55.000]:  All right, there we go, guys.
[00:17:55.000 -> 00:17:58.000]:  Maybe he's coming through. I'm gonna be on the wheel.
[00:17:58.000 -> 00:18:00.000]:  I'm gonna wheel for a little bit.
[00:18:00.000 -> 00:18:05.000]:  No, don't go all in. 50 bucks.
[00:18:05.000 -> 00:18:07.000]:  There we go. There we go, guys.
[00:18:07.000 -> 00:18:09.000]:  There's good luck.
[00:18:09.000 -> 00:18:13.000]:  Nope, I lost. I fucking lost right out the gate.
[00:18:13.000 -> 00:18:15.000]:  300. No, just 300 for me.
[00:18:15.000 -> 00:18:17.000]:  Please, man. I'm on the gate, baby.
[00:18:17.000 -> 00:18:19.000]:  Oh, that's red. That's red all day.
[00:18:19.000 -> 00:18:20.000]:  That's red all day. That's red all day.
[00:18:20.000 -> 00:18:22.000]:  Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.
[00:18:22.000 -> 00:18:24.000]:  Let's fucking go, guys. Nice.
[00:18:24.000 -> 00:18:26.000]:  I'll do 100 here. Come on. Please.
[00:18:26.000 -> 00:18:31.000]:  Blue is blue. Yes, let's fucking go.
[00:18:31.000 -> 00:18:33.000]:  I'll do another one. Come on.
[00:18:33.000 -> 00:18:34.000]:  Go.
[00:18:34.000 -> 00:18:37.000]:  Let's go with the yellow. No, it's not. Fuck you.
[00:18:37.000 -> 00:18:39.000]:  200, man. We got a redscape. We got a redscape, dude.
[00:18:39.000 -> 00:18:42.000]:  Come on, man. Please, lordy. Please, lordy. Come on.
[00:18:42.000 -> 00:18:44.000]:  Please, lord, give me something good.
[00:18:44.000 -> 00:18:47.000]:  Purple. Yes, let's fucking go.
[00:18:47.000 -> 00:18:49.000]:  Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my fucking God.
[00:18:49.000 -> 00:18:51.000]:  No way. Holy fucking shit, dude.
[00:18:51.000 -> 00:18:54.000]:  No way. That just happened, bro. Holy fuck.
[00:18:54.000 -> 00:18:56.000]:  That's red. That's red, guys. That's fucking red, guys.
[00:18:56.000 -> 00:18:58.000]:  Oh, my fucking God!
[00:18:58.000 -> 00:19:01.000]:  Holy fucking shit, dude. What the fuck was that run?
[00:19:01.000 -> 00:19:04.000]:  Holy shit, balls. Found Narsier's DT. Let's go.
[00:19:04.000 -> 00:19:06.000]:  Holy shit, dude.
[00:19:06.000 -> 00:19:08.000]:  Fuckin' quick climb.
[00:19:08.000 -> 00:19:11.000]:  We're gonna go fuck it up at coin flip now and get another thousand.
[00:19:11.000 -> 00:19:13.000]:  Let's go. Fuck it up at coin flip, my boy.
[00:19:13.000 -> 00:19:16.000]:  Fuck that shit up, my boy. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
[00:19:16.000 -> 00:19:18.000]:  Don't be a fucking pussy.
[00:19:18.000 -> 00:19:20.000]:  Oh, my fucking God, dude. Please, please, please.
[00:19:20.000 -> 00:19:22.000]:  Please, please.
[00:19:22.000 -> 00:19:25.000]:  Oh, my God. And there goes fucking half the coin flip.
[00:19:25.000 -> 00:19:27.000]:  Oh, my God. What a fucking crime, dude.
[00:19:27.000 -> 00:19:29.000]:  What the fuck is it doing?
[00:19:29.000 -> 00:19:31.000]:  Dude.
[00:19:31.000 -> 00:19:34.000]:  Oh, my God. What a scam, dude. No way.
[00:19:34.000 -> 00:19:39.000]:  Oh, thank God above, dude. Oh, my fucking God.
[00:19:39.000 -> 00:19:47.000]:  Oh, my God. One more, one more.
[00:19:47.000 -> 00:19:51.000]:  No, dude. Bro, get the fuck out of my face, dude, with that bullshit, dude.
[00:19:51.000 -> 00:19:53.000]:  Come and fuck on.
[00:19:53.000 -> 00:19:57.000]:  Oh, my fucking God, dude. It's like seven tails in a row, dude.
[00:19:57.000 -> 00:19:59.000]:  Oh, my God, dude.
[00:19:59.000 -> 00:20:04.000]:  Oh, my fucking God. Go fuck yourself, dude. No fucking way.
[00:20:04.000 -> 00:20:06.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:20:06.000 -> 00:20:08.000]:  Fuckin' hell, dude.
[00:20:08.000 -> 00:20:13.000]:  Oh, okay, okay.
[00:20:13.000 -> 00:20:15.000]:  Oh, my God. Thank God. One more, one more.
[00:20:15.000 -> 00:20:17.000]:  No, don't risk that. Don't risk that.
[00:20:17.000 -> 00:20:19.000]:  Just catch that.
[00:20:19.000 -> 00:20:21.000]:  Oh, I would've won, probably.
[00:20:21.000 -> 00:20:23.000]:  I don't know if it works out better than that.
[00:20:23.000 -> 00:20:25.000]:  Oh, my God, guys. It keeps hitting heads.
[00:20:25.000 -> 00:20:27.000]:  Oh, my God, guys. Oh, my God, guys.
[00:20:27.000 -> 00:20:30.000]:  Oh, my fucking God. No fucking way.
[00:20:30.000 -> 00:20:33.000]:  Oh, my fucking God. It just kept hitting heads.
[00:20:33.000 -> 00:20:36.000]:  Oh, yeah, buddy.
[00:20:36.000 -> 00:20:38.000]:  Holy shit, balls.
[00:20:38.000 -> 00:20:42.000]:  Oh, come on. Don't do that.
[00:20:42.000 -> 00:20:45.000]:  I want to get the 2K on here, dude, please, man.
[00:20:45.000 -> 00:20:47.000]:  $300 on fucking tails.
[00:20:47.000 -> 00:20:50.000]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:20:50.000 -> 00:20:52.000]:  You're kidding.
[00:20:52.000 -> 00:20:54.000]:  Okay, there you go.
[00:20:54.000 -> 00:20:58.000]:  Oh, my God, man. This is a joke.
[00:20:58.000 -> 00:21:03.000]:  Oh.
[00:21:03.000 -> 00:21:10.000]:  Oh, my God, dude. I fucking hate my life, dude.
[00:21:10.000 -> 00:21:12.000]:  Man, fuck you.
[00:21:12.000 -> 00:21:17.000]:  Okay.
[00:21:17.000 -> 00:21:21.000]:  Yes! Let's fucking go, guys. Oh, my God, I did it again.
[00:21:21.000 -> 00:21:24.000]:  Let's fucking go. Yeah, I don't know what this fucking loser's talking about.
[00:21:24.000 -> 00:21:27.000]:  I'd love to see it. What's wrong with you?
[00:21:27.000 -> 00:21:29.000]:  What's wrong with you, bro?
[00:21:29.000 -> 00:21:32.000]:  You didn't get enough loving going up or what?
[00:21:32.000 -> 00:21:34.000]:  Let's go, let's go.
[00:21:34.000 -> 00:21:37.000]:  Let's fucking go, guys.
[00:21:39.000 -> 00:21:41.000]:  Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God.
[00:21:41.000 -> 00:21:43.000]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:21:43.000 -> 00:21:52.000]:  Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude. We're almost there. We're almost there.
[00:21:52.000 -> 00:21:57.000]:  Yeah, 2K. Oh, my fucking God. Let's fucking go, guys.
[00:21:57.000 -> 00:22:00.000]:  That is how you do that shit, bro. That's how you do that shit.
[00:22:00.000 -> 00:22:03.000]:  Hit and dip. Hell, yeah, dude.
[00:22:03.000 -> 00:22:07.000]:  What were you saying you love to see? You're a wizard, Harry.
[00:22:07.000 -> 00:22:09.000]:  Let's go. Watch this, guys.
[00:22:09.000 -> 00:22:11.000]:  Watch this. Please work out or I'm leaving.
[00:22:11.000 -> 00:22:13.000]:  Watch this, guys.
[00:22:13.000 -> 00:22:15.000]:  551 heads.
[00:22:15.000 -> 00:22:19.000]:  Oh, my God, no. Every time I go back, fuck you.
[00:22:19.000 -> 00:22:21.000]:  There you go. Come on.
[00:22:21.000 -> 00:22:24.000]:  There you go. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
[00:22:24.000 -> 00:22:28.000]:  Oh, my God. That would have been fucking huge, dude.
[00:22:28.000 -> 00:22:30.000]:  What would have been? 2.5, man?
[00:22:30.000 -> 00:22:35.000]:  Oh, my God, dude. Don't miss this. Don't miss this. Don't miss this.
[00:22:36.000 -> 00:22:38.000]:  No. Oh, my God.
[00:22:38.000 -> 00:22:40.000]:  I'm a fucking dumb fuck.
[00:22:40.000 -> 00:22:42.000]:  I just had $2,000.
[00:22:42.000 -> 00:22:47.000]:  There you go. Cash that. We're back at 1,100. Come on.
[00:22:47.000 -> 00:22:50.000]:  Okay.
[00:22:50.000 -> 00:22:54.000]:  Let's go. Come on, one more, one more.
[00:22:54.000 -> 00:22:57.000]:  No. Oh, my God, man.
[00:22:57.000 -> 00:23:00.000]:  Fuck this game, dude. It does not want to let me climb.
[00:23:00.000 -> 00:23:03.000]:  It just never does. Very rarely.
[00:23:05.000 -> 00:23:07.000]:  Oh, my fucking God, dude.
[00:23:07.000 -> 00:23:09.000]:  Stop, dude. This is making me sick, dude.
[00:23:09.000 -> 00:23:11.000]:  Oh, my God, man.
[00:23:11.000 -> 00:23:14.000]:  I fucking, dude. Oh, my fucking God.
[00:23:14.000 -> 00:23:18.000]:  Oh, my fucking God. This is such a piece of shit fucking thing, dude.
[00:23:18.000 -> 00:23:22.000]:  Oh, my God, dude. Come on, man.
[00:23:22.000 -> 00:23:25.000]:  Come on, dude. You can't make that shit up, dude.
[00:23:25.000 -> 00:23:27.000]:  Oh, my fucking God.
[00:23:27.000 -> 00:23:30.000]:  Yo, I'm fucking done, dude. I'm so done, dude. It's over, dude.
[00:23:30.000 -> 00:23:32.000]:  I'm done. I'm done doing this shit, dude.
[00:23:32.000 -> 00:23:34.000]:  Dude, I'm done. I'm fucking done doing this shit, dude.
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