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[00:01:17.640 -> 00:01:20.120]:  Dude, I know this song, what's up everybody?
[00:01:20.120 -> 00:01:23.040]:  I've heard this song before, it's a good one, it is a good song.
[00:01:23.040 -> 00:01:24.280]:  Hello everybody, how's everybody doing?
[00:01:24.280 -> 00:01:27.840]:  Hope everyone's doing good, man.
[00:01:27.840 -> 00:01:28.840]:  This is moving down, hell yeah.
[00:01:28.840 -> 00:01:33.040]:  What's up Tony, what's up Billy, what's up Space?
[00:01:33.040 -> 00:01:34.680]:  Did they approve that?
[00:01:34.680 -> 00:01:35.920]:  They approved my tongue.
[00:01:35.920 -> 00:01:41.160]:  Hey, this is Smith, ha ha, that is the best of them all.
[00:01:41.160 -> 00:01:48.040]:  What's up Tony, what's up Voil, what's up Coon, what's up 1103?
[00:01:48.040 -> 00:01:51.120]:  11, are you still going to help, bro?
[00:01:51.120 -> 00:01:55.380]:  I'm a mod you right now, bro, I know it's been a long time coming.
[00:01:55.380 -> 00:01:58.880]:  Long time coming, I'm going, I need some more help right here.
[00:01:58.880 -> 00:02:03.520]:  All right, everybody bow down and congratulate my boy, 1103 is now.
[00:02:03.520 -> 00:02:09.080]:  Well, hold on, it's gonna be a little windy.
[00:02:09.080 -> 00:02:15.100]:  There we go, 1103 has been modded, everybody give them a gretz in the chat, it might be
[00:02:15.100 -> 00:02:16.100]:  you someday.
[00:02:16.100 -> 00:02:24.520]:  I don't know how much I like them, I got a really light one, I got a really light one.
[00:02:24.520 -> 00:02:34.480]:  All right, so they have 486 subs, 486 subs, all right, 14 away from 500, let's go guys.
[00:02:34.480 -> 00:02:37.480]:  Fuck yeah, I think they're willing to help, man.
[00:02:37.480 -> 00:02:41.320]:  I got a hundred bucks, it's going to take a little while, I need two confirmations
[00:02:41.320 -> 00:02:51.600]:  light one.
[00:02:51.600 -> 00:02:57.240]:  I got this fire sign, oh is it music loud, oh shit, it shouldn't be, oh I got this fire
[00:02:57.240 -> 00:03:03.320]:  sign coming in, I'm going to hang on my wall, it's going to be cool, like a 3D model sign
[00:03:03.320 -> 00:03:13.560]:  or whatever you call them, he's going to paint it, yeah, I switched now, let's get
[00:03:13.560 -> 00:03:17.960]:  a little secrets, it's going to be cool, you guys want to see a sneak preview of it?
[00:03:17.960 -> 00:03:22.200]:  All right, fine, sneak preview, it's going to look different than that though, let's
[00:03:22.200 -> 00:03:27.880]:  say Bob and Jack with money and a DTPM under the pot leaves, I'm going to hang it on my
[00:03:27.880 -> 00:03:34.520]:  wall, isn't that cool?
[00:03:34.520 -> 00:03:41.640]:  This is a sneak preview, sneak preview for you guys, it's going to be cool, it doesn't
[00:03:41.640 -> 00:04:09.880]:  have one confirmation here, I did it, put it on, I should, yeah, I should, yeah, I should,
[00:04:09.880 -> 00:04:19.800]:  I don't know, 900 what, oh I don't care, I'll get two more, 1000, $2000, look, $2000 coming
[00:04:19.800 -> 00:04:25.240]:  in, it doesn't sound like you want it, it sounds like I'm bringing that up, weird vibes,
[00:04:25.240 -> 00:04:29.480]:  that's just weird to bring it up, last time I checked you, you could use that like 900,
[00:04:29.480 -> 00:04:35.800]:  I just told you I lost it, so why are you bringing that up, it's just weird, you can
[00:04:35.800 -> 00:04:42.560]:  call it where you want, that's weird, it's fine, let's rub it in a little bit, good thing
[00:04:42.560 -> 00:04:53.040]:  I have another $2000 coming in, what was that, it's fine, it's fine, no one likes to be
[00:04:53.040 -> 00:05:11.880]:  reminded of how much they lost, I'll get another $2000, I get four a day, hold on guys, I already
[00:05:11.880 -> 00:05:19.040]:  told you I lost it, it's fine, dang, it's fine dude, don't take, if you didn't mean
[00:05:19.040 -> 00:05:25.600]:  it bad, that's fine, it's good, we'll just move on, guys, oh dude, death rat, come on,
[00:05:25.600 -> 00:05:33.240]:  curl up, I'm just trying to move on, I get upwards of that, now if I get a withdrawal
[00:05:33.240 -> 00:05:40.320]:  with one of my first say, three, I wouldn't get the fourth, I have up to $4000 a day,
[00:05:40.320 -> 00:05:45.080]:  I'd get a nice withdrawal, it's a really nice deal, yeah that's cool, that's pretty
[00:05:45.080 -> 00:05:49.360]:  cool, let me play some more of that, I only got $100, I don't know what to do, I spent
[00:05:49.360 -> 00:05:53.640]:  some jerry, I spent some bass, I really like that new bass for some reason, that new bass
[00:05:53.640 -> 00:06:05.440]:  is kind of nice, even though they're all the same, I am soon dude, at the end of the works,
[00:06:05.440 -> 00:06:16.100]:  I need some new emotes, who can make me emotes or gifs, animated emotes, whatever, I need
[00:06:16.100 -> 00:06:24.980]:  some new ones, what up you cub, how you doing G, I'll play that slide, vacation here, oh
[00:06:24.980 -> 00:06:31.160]:  you're talking about Club Tropicana, come with that one where he's making drinks, can
[00:06:31.160 -> 00:06:34.880]:  you do it please, that'd be great, send them to me on discord, I'll pay you, not much,
[00:06:34.880 -> 00:06:42.720]:  I'll pay you something, pick four of those on the bonus, I'm calling it, alright, alright,
[00:06:42.720 -> 00:06:54.640]:  I'm going to make sure it's sent, he doesn't want to keep them on the table, thank you
[00:06:54.640 -> 00:07:04.840]:  so much, yeah it's still in there, one confirmation here, alright, hell yeah, Club Penguin of course,
[00:07:04.840 -> 00:07:12.840]:  oh it's a great slot, Rents and Free, great slot, do you think they're all going to die
[00:07:12.840 -> 00:07:16.760]:  by the end of the day, I do think, yeah, it's not that dirty right now, it's a little dirty,
[00:07:16.760 -> 00:07:24.440]:  the water's like a little ashy but, are you serious Caper, 40 minutes if you only have
[00:07:24.440 -> 00:07:35.320]:  one confirmation, what, no I use a, how do you pronounce it isopropyl, isopropyl alcohol
[00:07:35.320 -> 00:07:42.920]:  or 95% alcohol, I'm going to use salt, that's what I use, salt and alcohol, run into your
[00:07:42.920 -> 00:07:51.440]:  brain, is it on the blockchain yet, yeah that's right Rents, it works great, makes it look
[00:07:51.440 -> 00:08:00.120]:  brand new, oh I see it's on the blockchain, damn nine minutes on a single confirmation
[00:08:00.120 -> 00:08:22.840]:  jack, shish, hey, you know, I don't know about you, okay, I don't want to hit you like that,
[00:08:22.840 -> 00:08:31.000]:  not usually, not 40 minutes, that's what I'm talking about, yeah it can be really quick,
[00:08:31.000 -> 00:08:41.040]:  it can be like, it's usually more than 15 minutes, for two, yeah they could've quicker
[00:08:41.040 -> 00:08:53.040]:  if they're first one, yeah that's true, what's goody larkin, hey what's up Tony with the
[00:08:53.040 -> 00:08:57.520]:  prime, thank you very much my boy, I appreciate you, thank you bro, that's what's up, thank
[00:08:57.520 -> 00:09:02.360]:  you very much, oh I am aren't I, yeah let's change that, hang it back on the stock category,
[00:09:02.360 -> 00:09:14.160]:  get more viewers, I probably will get more from you, I'll do some slots, I like how
[00:09:14.160 -> 00:09:19.840]:  they have drugs on here, look, look how these, twitch has this, drugs intoxication or excessive
[00:09:19.840 -> 00:09:26.480]:  tobacco use, like what drugs are allowed on here, can I do more than lean, can I like
[00:09:26.480 -> 00:09:34.040]:  pop a pill, excessive tobacco use, what is excessive, what is a moderate amount of tobacco
[00:09:34.040 -> 00:09:46.560]:  use, I just wonder what they categorize under drugs, maybe just weed and alcohol, I'm assuming,
[00:09:46.560 -> 00:10:01.400]:  that tobacco use is so, so offensive, right, so I got three more cigarettes as one, it's
[00:10:01.400 -> 00:10:13.280]:  not allowed and it's completely banable, weed is, weed's allowed, I'm running low on supply,
[00:10:13.280 -> 00:10:28.080]:  smell so good, I got like fucking like an eight block here, I know, I mean it smells
[00:10:28.080 -> 00:10:32.660]:  like shit, I get that, when you quit smoking cigarettes you really do realize that it
[00:10:32.660 -> 00:10:39.360]:  does smell like shit, it does smell bad, and strong, it's very strong, it's not that
[00:10:39.360 -> 00:10:44.080]:  just milk bed is so strong, is the bottom out, of course, I wouldn't be doing something
[00:10:44.080 -> 00:10:58.160]:  I'm not allowed to do, why would I do that, I need to clean the downstone water, lemon
[00:10:58.160 -> 00:11:21.040]:  cherry jolly, that sounds awesome, it's legal, it's legal here, 100%, even recreational
[00:11:21.040 -> 00:11:27.240]:  is legal, oh my parents just brought home dinner, I'm hungry too, what do you think
[00:11:27.240 -> 00:11:30.480]:  of it guys, big view for it or what do you think, Taco Bell, I'm thinking it's either
[00:11:30.480 -> 00:11:52.660]:  Taco Bell, McDonald's, or Checkers, what was that guy?
[00:11:52.660 -> 00:12:18.000]:  I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking,
[00:12:18.000 -> 00:12:47.840]:  I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking
[00:12:47.840 -> 00:12:59.680]:  it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's
[00:12:59.680 -> 00:13:29.120]:  the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm
[00:13:29.120 -> 00:13:45.720]:  thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking
[00:13:45.720 -> 00:14:06.040]:  it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's
[00:14:06.040 -> 00:14:27.000]:  the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm
[00:14:27.000 -> 00:14:39.640]:  thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking
[00:14:39.640 -> 00:15:00.160]:  it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's
[00:15:00.160 -> 00:15:25.200]:  the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm
[00:15:25.200 -> 00:15:37.200]:  thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking
[00:15:37.200 -> 00:15:59.760]:  it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the
[00:15:59.760 -> 00:16:24.160]:  guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm
[00:16:24.160 -> 00:16:42.800]:  thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking
[00:16:42.800 -> 00:16:58.880]:  it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the
[00:16:58.880 -> 00:17:24.080]:  guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm
[00:17:24.080 -> 00:17:45.360]:  thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking it's the guy, I'm thinking
[00:17:45.360 -> 00:18:00.000]:  Oh! Good start. Really good start. Oh, you get a better bonus. It's worth like almost
[00:18:00.000 -> 00:18:15.500]:  as much or something. It's just better money, more money, or more likely. It has a really good start.
[00:18:15.500 -> 00:18:22.800]:  This chick is so good. $25 for this. Yes! Let's fucking go! We're in, boys!
[00:18:22.800 -> 00:18:38.100]:  Level 2 acquired. Do some icing. Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! Thank you. Thank you very much.
[00:18:38.100 -> 00:18:42.800]:  Oh my god, we already got one. Ten bucks. Crazy, dutch acquired. Come on, bass.
[00:18:48.800 -> 00:18:56.800]:  Oh! Look at those fish, boys! Holy shit! 40 bucks! Damn right! Damn right, son.
[00:18:56.800 -> 00:19:04.800]:  That's more like it, Jerry. I need two more of you, buddy. Yeah, a banging feature.
[00:19:04.800 -> 00:19:14.800]:  Oh my god, we only need one more in five. Holy shit, guys. This could go off. It already is a really good win.
[00:19:16.800 -> 00:19:29.800]:  More than 100x. One more, baby. Come on. Yeah! Let's fucking go. No way. Holy crap, guys. Let's fucking go.
[00:19:29.800 -> 00:19:42.800]:  Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! That's all right. Let's get some times three fucking big boys.
[00:19:42.800 -> 00:20:04.800]:  Come on, Jerry. Jerry! There he is. Only fucking 18 bucks. That's all right. We'll take that. That's a $108 win.
[00:20:04.800 -> 00:20:14.800]:  That would our depot out. Let's fucking go. They're amazing. I love them. Oh, I was going to pay a little bit. Oh, $5? Did you guys see that $350 hit I got with the polls earlier today? Who was you into that?
[00:20:14.800 -> 00:20:27.800]:  Come on, give me one more. One more! One more! One more! One more! Oh my god. Hey, 115 bucks, not bad. We'll do some more, actually.
[00:20:28.800 -> 00:20:54.800]:  We got a 200. Oh, we might be in. No, we're not. That's okay. Oh, we might be in. No, we're not. Oh, that was $7. I'm 10. Ten dollars. That was $10. I'm not kidding. Oh my god, we might be in.
[00:20:54.800 -> 00:21:19.800]:  This slot is fucking squirting, bro. Holy shit. We're in. We're fucking in. Oh, I played 20 World of Warcraft. I used to play the shit out of it, dude. Damn, I got a bonus. No! The fifth one was what I was going to go for.
[00:21:19.800 -> 00:21:48.800]:  Come on. They did the really bad start. Poor dog. When do you get if you could, what do you get if you click the right card? You get a special bonus feature that's worth like almost twice as much or something like that.
[00:21:48.800 -> 00:22:05.800]:  Why do they always send the board? Why do they always send the board? I know what you meant at first. Okay, this can clutch up. We need one more and one spin, guys. Praise. Praise. Mage. Frost Mage. Nope. A little $22 small one.
[00:22:05.800 -> 00:22:28.800]:  Oh, right back in. What the fuck? Oh my god. All right, where are we going, guys? I got to stick to five. Oh, I know area. Holy crap. Very lucky. I've already doubled my depot and so I started with 100.
[00:22:28.800 -> 00:22:54.800]:  This is the fourth one. Fourth bonus. Looking kind of good. Yep, there it is. Hello. I think when they give you a bunch of small fish like that at the beginning, you definitely get into the next level. I think we're definitely gonna get in.
[00:22:54.800 -> 00:23:08.800]:  We're gonna get it. Don't even don't even have water. Oh, now I'm worrying. Oh, I was fucking wrong. Six dollars. It's not even a times 10, dog.
[00:23:08.800 -> 00:23:29.800]:  I was way off. You know what you know what that means? That means we gotta raise the bet. Dollar 20. Oh.
[00:23:29.800 -> 00:23:46.800]:  I don't know why I think it's after the third time you've been live in a single day, they stopped sending notifications for those streams.
[00:23:46.800 -> 00:24:00.800]:  Thank you, Roland. I appreciate that, bro. These are not hitting yet. I think we got to raise even more. I think so. Dollar fifties.
[00:24:00.800 -> 00:24:12.800]:  I would assume this would at least be a $100 feature we're doing now. I think we're gonna buy it. Damn, it's gonna need to know.
[00:24:12.800 -> 00:24:23.800]:  Don't take it all back. Don't let it take it all back. We're gonna get in and we're gonna make it pay. $300.
[00:24:23.800 -> 00:24:31.800]:  This shit is easy. First Twitch stream. Welcome Beast. How you doing, brother? You doing good, Georgie? How you doing, bro?
[00:24:31.800 -> 00:24:39.800]:  Have you caught a bigger bass than Jerry? I don't know what 10 speed to do. Dude, I'm down to 140. What the fuck? It's coming right now.
[00:24:39.800 -> 00:24:51.800]:  It's about to hit right now. Right now. Come on. Right now. Oh, man. What the fuck? This shit is eating now.
[00:24:51.800 -> 00:25:00.800]:  I'm not going back. They banned me for a month on some bullshit. I don't really want to go back and support them. Holy crap. Is it gonna put me up below 100? Is it? Come on.
[00:25:00.800 -> 00:25:09.800]:  It's dude. It's dude, bro. It's dude. Damn, I should have fucking left at 230 or 240, man. Holy fuck, we're down.
[00:25:14.800 -> 00:25:24.800]:  Below 100. Officially below 100. It'll be worth once we get in, I think. Yep, come on, come on, come on. Come on, please, please, please.
[00:25:24.800 -> 00:25:35.800]:  Yes! Let's go! Thank God! Oh, it's about to be so mad. I was thinking about 5 until we get to 5. I'm literally gonna do 5 every time.
[00:25:38.800 -> 00:25:46.800]:  We'll get it eventually. Yes, good start. Good start here. Hello. Not big fish. Good start, though, Jerry-wise.
[00:25:46.800 -> 00:25:55.800]:  Come on, Jerry. We got beer, we got joints, we got weed, we got dabs. Come on through, buddy. You need to show up, bud. You need to show up at least one time. There you go.
[00:25:57.800 -> 00:26:06.800]:  Little minnows. Little minnow fish. Hey, my theory, like I said last time, we'll come and clutch. Come on. Come on, Jerry.
[00:26:06.800 -> 00:26:13.800]:  Sweetie Jerry. Dude, don't do this. Do not do this. Do not do this.
[00:26:13.800 -> 00:26:22.800]:  Oh, my God. There's no fucking way it just gave me 20-some dollars, dude. A dollar fifty spin. Bro, no way, man.
[00:26:22.800 -> 00:26:29.800]:  Come here, get right back in. Come on. Oh, give me right back in. Give me right back in. Yes, let's go! Let's fucking go! Yes, sir!
[00:26:29.800 -> 00:26:37.800]:  Number 5's gonna give me a Golden Lake as well. Here goes a Golden Lake in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Fuck. Sorry.
[00:26:39.800 -> 00:26:53.800]:  Oh, this one's got a square. This one's got a square, guys. Come on. Let's go. Oh, Double Jerry! Holy fuck. Double Jerry. We like that a lot.
[00:26:53.800 -> 00:27:02.800]:  Yeah, we like the Double Jerry's. That's great. Yes, sir. One more. Oh, it's giving us fish. It's giving us fish. Big boy bass.
[00:27:03.800 -> 00:27:11.800]:  Oh, all minnows. Bunch of fucking minnows, dude. Look at the little minnows out there. Little one-pounders. Come on.
[00:27:11.800 -> 00:27:24.800]:  Oh, we're in, level 2! Oh, we got Double Jerry! Holy fucking shit, Bob. We got icing on the cake, boys. Might be the one we've been waiting for.
[00:27:24.800 -> 00:27:34.800]:  Come on. If we get two icings, that would be fucking crazy. Two icings would be absurd. That would be absurd. Last spin. Icing!
[00:27:34.800 -> 00:27:48.800]:  All right, here we go. Only F54 dollars. Come on. Any more net, dog? What are these minnows, bro? What are these minnows? These minnows are not cut now.
[00:27:49.800 -> 00:28:00.800]:  Big boy Nelson's. Big boy 20's. Yeah, like that. $25 fish. We need a five-pounder, dog. Yeah! Ooh! Bunch of minnows again, but that's still $38.
[00:28:00.800 -> 00:28:14.800]:  Not bad. That's a $100 win. So far. Come on. Quick mass. Do you want some quick mass? One more, Jerry. Are we in? Come on, Jerry. Yeah! Let's fucking go! Level 3. Give me some icing.
[00:28:15.800 -> 00:28:36.800]:  You might get a level 10. We get some icing. Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! Come on. Icing in the next two? Let's go! Icing! Icing! Icing! Icing! Yeah! Oh, my God! We even got icing towards times 10. Holy shit. Holy shitballs. Holy shitballs. Holy shitballs. Everybody start praying. Everybody pray. We need three Jerry's, and we're going to make a lot of money. Come on.
[00:28:37.800 -> 00:28:55.800]:  Even some Jerry's would be great on times 3, you know. Any Jerry's, dude. Wow, big fish. Come on, Jerry. Do it, dude. We got beer. There he is. $2. $2? $2? Shut up, Coca. Shut up. You have to time out. I'll time you out. But don't shit like that.
[00:29:01.800 -> 00:29:12.800]:  I blame this guy. I blame Coca-Cola. I blame him. Coriol. Whatever it is. Wow. I'm definitely blaming for that. Wow, dude. No way. Holy fuck.
[00:29:12.800 -> 00:29:22.800]:  Oh, wow. We're back up to where we were. Beautiful. We're going down to $200, and we'll leave. Come on. Give me back in.
[00:29:24.800 -> 00:29:30.800]:  It might. It actually might, dude. It might give me about $200. Ooh, $3 on the last one.
[00:29:30.800 -> 00:29:39.800]:  Come on, give me back fucking $200. Come on. Do it.
[00:29:46.800 -> 00:30:01.800]:  Last fin. I'll give it a few more. $190. Come on. All right, I think I'm leaving now. Last fin. $190, I'm leaving. Yeah. One more. One more.
[00:30:01.800 -> 00:30:13.800]:  You know what? One more cast. I'm going to catch him. Just one more, dad. Yeah! Whoo-hoo, buddy! We're back in. I swear to God. We're back in. Good thing I did some more.
[00:30:14.800 -> 00:30:22.800]:  Oh, my God. 5. Oh, it's going to hit one day. It's been there the last three I swear. Come on.
[00:30:22.800 -> 00:30:33.800]:  Oh, big fish. Come on, Jerry. Everybody head rub in the chapter of subs. Head rubs. Let's get some head rubs going.
[00:30:33.800 -> 00:30:40.800]:  Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Give me some Jerry's. Give me some Jerry's. Damn, $50 fish. It hasn't given me one Jerry.
[00:30:41.800 -> 00:30:51.800]:  Oh, my goodness gracious. We need four and four spins. We need three and three spins. Looking like a complete dud.
[00:30:52.800 -> 00:31:08.800]:  Damn, Jerry, you're such a-- Oh, bro. I don't give a fuck about that $32. Fuck you, pissy. Fucking Jerry piece of shit. Look at that sack of shit! All right, I'm out of here. Three more spins. Don't you know what I'm saying?
[00:31:09.800 -> 00:31:32.800]:  We might snipe it too. $225, $200. Snipe it. Sniper, no sniping. Oh, dude, no way. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No way. Oh, my God. This slut just spits out features, bro. Holy shit.
[00:31:33.800 -> 00:31:49.800]:  Let's go. Let's go. Oh, my God. Good start. Good start. It's like $180 feature or something. Oh, look after. Come on, baby. Big fish. Come on, Jerry. Come on, Jerry.
[00:31:50.800 -> 00:32:03.800]:  Oh, dude. Come on, Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Don't do this. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Oh, my God. Look at those fish. Holy crap. I did not think it was going to give me a Jerry there.
[00:32:03.800 -> 00:32:15.800]:  Let's go. Come on. Two more. Come on. Two more and three. One more. One more, Jerry. Come on, guys. Two spins to get one.
[00:32:16.800 -> 00:32:30.800]:  Oh, one spin, one spin, please. Oh, that is such a dud. How much was that worth? $150. Holy crap. The Golden Lakes one is worth more than twice as much as the regular one. Look at that.
[00:32:30.800 -> 00:32:43.800]:  That Golden Lakes one is like OP as fuck. I kind of want to go to $250. I'm not going to lie. Snipe it again. Yeah. The features have been coming in hot. I mean, why not? Why switch the formula up? Might get back in.
[00:32:44.800 -> 00:32:56.800]:  Oh, I thought we were in for a second. I don't know why. I always go $200 if that's what it takes. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Thank you. Holy fuck. I thought it was draining a little slow.
[00:32:56.800 -> 00:33:10.800]:  Give me about $200. $200. $200. $200. Oh, give me my $200, buddy. Come on, snipe it. Snipe it. Sniper no sniping.
[00:33:10.800 -> 00:33:31.800]:  Come on, sniper. Snipe it. Oh, please bet $200. Please bet $200. Please, baby. Come on, bass. Come on, bass. Come on, bass. Come on, bass. Oh, Austin, you said you were going to leave it. Shut up.
[00:33:32.800 -> 00:33:55.800]:  Shut up. Shut up. Watch and learn, buddy. Watch and learn how G gets into a fat feature by 150 by 150 right here, boss. Yeah. Watch and learn, baby. Let's fucking go. Hell yes. All right. Let's go for the number five again. Oh, come on.
[00:33:58.800 -> 00:34:10.800]:  Here we go. Come on. No teasing, Jerry. Come on, Jerry. Come on, Jerry. We need some money, buddy. Dude, come on, baby. Come on, baby. Still got plenty of spins. Still got plenty. Still got plenty.
[00:34:10.800 -> 00:34:24.800]:  Yes. Now super turbo the rest of them. That's how you're going to make bank. That's how you're going to make bank, Austin. I'm trying to tell you. You're going to make bank. You double. You just keep hitting that space bar. Hold the space bar. Yes. It's going to work. You're going to get in level two.
[00:34:26.800 -> 00:34:29.800]:  Oh, it fucking worked.
[00:34:29.800 -> 00:34:55.800]:  It worked. Holy crap. Oh, hello. Hello. Cha-ching. Cha-ching. All right, here we go. A little too. Hold that space bar down. This is the hack. Chico. Oh, it's working. Holy shit. Jerry, you're on to something. Why would I ever lie to you, boss man? You're right. You're right. You're actually right about that. I guess you really wouldn't. But it's not looking good now. What? Oh, I brought a Jerry.
[00:34:55.800 -> 00:35:07.800]:  I brought a Jerry up. Bring a fish up with it. Bring a fish up with it. Okay. It did. It was a $3 fish. All right, guys. Come on. We need one more for a fat win. Come on, Jerry.
[00:35:07.800 -> 00:35:22.800]:  Oh, fucker. We'll take it though. Holy fuck. $300. We'll fucking take it. Yeah, I was hoping for one more, dude. We were one short. Now what, guys? New slot? Profit. Hello, bro. I'll start with a hundred.
[00:35:24.800 -> 00:35:29.800]:  We'll do one and done wheel. I know you're probably going to think I can't pull out, but I'll show you. I got a strong pull out game now.
[00:35:29.800 -> 00:35:34.800]:  You want to jump in on Tinder lately? I'm just kidding. Come on, bitch.
[00:35:34.800 -> 00:35:42.800]:  Let's fucking go. We're up 50. Let's do another one. Now, once I lose one, I'm leaving.
[00:35:42.800 -> 00:35:48.800]:  Yes! Let's fucking go. Do another one, boss man.
[00:35:52.800 -> 00:35:58.800]:  Oh, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
[00:35:58.800 -> 00:36:04.800]:  Oh, fucker. Just do it. My pull out game is weak today. I'm doing a hundred.
[00:36:07.800 -> 00:36:19.800]:  Oh my god, almost times three. Wow. Just lost a hundred bucks on here, dude. Dude, no way. Holy fuck. This shit, come on.
[00:36:19.800 -> 00:36:25.800]:  We're gonna get it back.
[00:36:25.800 -> 00:36:34.800]:  Oh my god. Holy fuck, man. Why does this happen every time? Why don't I come back to this shit?
[00:36:34.800 -> 00:36:39.800]:  Oh my god, dude, I'm down to $89. What the fuck, dude? Holy shit.
[00:36:39.800 -> 00:36:48.800]:  Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is this dude? Oh my god, it always does this.
[00:36:48.800 -> 00:36:54.800]:  $59 left. Oh my god.
[00:36:54.800 -> 00:37:01.800]:  I lost it all. It's all gone. It's fucking all gone. What the fuck?
[00:37:02.800 -> 00:37:09.800]:  Shut up, pussy. You fucking banned for life saying some dumb shit like that. And, wow, damn.
[00:37:09.800 -> 00:37:19.800]:  [MUSIC]
[00:37:20.800 -> 00:37:29.800]:  ♪ Before you know ♪
[00:37:29.800 -> 00:37:41.800]:  ♪ Before you know I will be waiting for you ♪
[00:37:41.800 -> 00:37:53.800]:  [MUSIC]
[00:37:53.800 -> 00:38:02.800]:  Damn, I'm gonna get off, guys. Y'all have a good one, man. That sucks, man. I don't even know if I'm getting my reload, like my next reload. I guess they're busy today or something, so.
[00:38:02.800 -> 00:38:04.800]:  I'll be meeting them.
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