VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-04-18 05_07 [50904614733].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:03.300]:  there's no way bro
[00:00:03.300 -> 00:00:07.740]:  can you guys hear me you guys hear me can you guys hear me
[00:00:07.740 -> 00:00:11.660]:  there's no way no shot dude
[00:00:11.660 -> 00:00:15.140]:  can you hear me packet how the fuck did you find me because I posted on my
[00:00:15.140 -> 00:00:15.820]:  Facebook
[00:00:15.820 -> 00:00:18.780]:  how the fuck do you find my how'd you find my twitch dude
[00:00:18.780 -> 00:00:22.940]:  you're lying to me what's your name you're lying to me you got my hopes up for no
[00:00:22.940 -> 00:00:24.380]:  reason it's not even who I think it is
[00:00:24.380 -> 00:00:30.260]:  face to chill with you you're from Williamsburg nah dude there's no way
[00:00:30.260 -> 00:00:34.420]:  I mean I know people will throw my stream and shit but still
[00:00:34.420 -> 00:00:37.860]:  prove it I remember that name exactly
[00:00:37.860 -> 00:00:42.420]:  on Snapchat sorry not the doctor's chat or Snapchat or anything
[00:00:42.420 -> 00:00:48.620]:  I remember that name on Snapchat 100%
[00:00:48.620 -> 00:00:52.620]:  don't talk shit bro man it's not even you shut the fuck up
[00:00:52.620 -> 00:00:56.340]:  it's not even you look at me he's playing along and shit it's not even him bro no way
[00:00:56.340 -> 00:01:00.800]:  huh is it
[00:01:00.800 -> 00:01:05.300]:  give me a fucking sign or a hint that I know it's you bro
[00:01:05.300 -> 00:01:12.140]:  you're wasting my time no way it's you what's your name start with
[00:01:12.140 -> 00:01:15.220]:  what's your first name start with I remembered your name now
[00:01:15.220 -> 00:01:19.100]:  I remember the kid's name now no it's not
[00:01:19.100 -> 00:01:22.300]:  you fucking piece of shit dude you got me hopes up for no reason
[00:01:22.300 -> 00:01:28.220]:  definitely wasn't M Amazon yeah you fucking dickhead bro what's so weird is
[00:01:28.220 -> 00:01:33.140]:  someone what does that name mean cuz I know someone in real life with that same
[00:01:33.140 -> 00:01:42.760]:  exact snap he said don't talk shit bro shut up I had filet mignon and corn okay
[00:01:42.760 -> 00:01:47.380]:  that is a funny question you played along you little you I just went live
[00:01:47.380 -> 00:01:51.100]:  cuz I thought you were one of my IRL friends I used to go and trade them
[00:01:51.100 -> 00:01:55.220]:  this game would give me his fucking script every day this is back when I did
[00:01:55.220 -> 00:01:58.700]:  that kind of shit and I would give him like a little nugget we had every time
[00:01:58.700 -> 00:02:03.700]:  for his daily script bro oh so worth it I would go fishing all day with my
[00:02:03.700 -> 00:02:12.300]:  buddy and we'd be high as fuck good times you're my favorite cheer I appreciate
[00:02:12.300 -> 00:02:16.500]:  that I'm on you thank you thank you what the hell is that
[00:02:16.500 -> 00:02:23.980]:  being another viewer for a day clock add 75,000 channel points what the fuck
[00:02:23.980 -> 00:02:39.900]:  fuck oh shit oh shit balls oh well packet it's been a pleasure it's been
[00:02:39.900 -> 00:02:44.020]:  real nice talking to you again it's been real good seeing you man I really
[00:02:44.020 -> 00:02:51.200]:  missed you I'll see you in well see you in one day was it one day a six
[00:02:51.200 -> 00:02:55.060]:  thousand four hundred seconds I'll see an eighty four thousand six hundred
[00:02:55.060 -> 00:02:57.660]:  seconds Michael that's a lot of seconds right there
[00:02:57.660 -> 00:03:03.620]:  crooks were deemed a band of viewer oh shit balls Justin Bilo were deemed a
[00:03:03.620 -> 00:03:07.500]:  band another viewer no oh chest me fucking band what is wrong with you
[00:03:07.500 -> 00:03:16.740]:  guys what the fuck what the fuck what the hell is going on all right guess
[00:03:16.740 -> 00:03:29.900]:  what new rule oh we see I'm weak dude listen next person that redeems it they
[00:03:29.900 -> 00:03:33.880]:  get banned for a day it's reverse psychology so I hope somebody who does
[00:03:33.880 -> 00:03:38.220]:  it right when I say that that'd be great it's reverse you do that you get your
[00:03:38.220 -> 00:03:45.220]:  banning yourself for a day well did somebody get plunked for a day on your
[00:03:45.220 -> 00:03:55.340]:  own just you guys see you guys stop cows gotta fucking how do you have so
[00:03:55.340 -> 00:04:00.980]:  many channel points what the fuck that's turned way too low that should be
[00:04:00.980 -> 00:04:06.460]:  really expensive I'm next for sure yeah it gets teasy gets teasy out of here
[00:04:06.460 -> 00:04:14.000]:  dude I wasn't so you like that clip which one oh yeah that's the building
[00:04:14.000 -> 00:04:17.420]:  I was talking about you fucking retard oh I shouldn't say that word sorry I do
[00:04:17.420 -> 00:04:20.940]:  not want to say that word anymore it's not a nice word I want to get that out
[00:04:20.940 -> 00:04:27.500]:  of my vocabulary I told you Pat I said it like three times next to the plane
[00:04:27.500 -> 00:04:33.380]:  the shed style building that's next to the glass as soon as I start playing
[00:04:33.380 -> 00:04:38.540]:  your video you're sitting on top of a shit-shaped building next to the glass
[00:04:38.540 -> 00:04:44.740]:  doesn't sound very good actually AC okay okay see I guess not shit style
[00:04:44.740 -> 00:04:48.060]:  building here I'll show you guys look at this clip you got earlier just like
[00:04:48.060 -> 00:04:56.180]:  the old days hold on can I show it though is that okay
[00:04:56.180 -> 00:05:06.300]:  okay okay look it's just like the old days please this brings you back this
[00:05:06.300 -> 00:05:09.020]:  brings you back now see if boss man Jack would have done it he would have
[00:05:09.020 -> 00:05:15.640]:  had a little bit more swag on it I mean it's decent it's decent it's okay it's
[00:05:15.640 -> 00:05:21.440]:  not amazing I'm just kidding me it's pretty fucking sweet hold on guys let's
[00:05:21.440 -> 00:05:27.860]:  just here we go it's like the old days watch it oh shitty
[00:05:27.860 -> 00:05:32.820]:  tip balls you still use a controller he went fucking 23 and for this game or
[00:05:32.820 -> 00:05:48.140]:  some shit search and destroy mid says a ticks mid shut the fuck up where's yours
[00:05:48.140 -> 00:05:59.620]:  that pussy oh my god was there anything bad in there oh my god I hope let me see
[00:05:59.620 -> 00:06:08.780]:  oh my god oh we're good oh we're good oh thank God oh my god that hasn't been
[00:06:08.780 -> 00:06:12.180]:  there for some reason yeah you guys gotta watch this watch this
[00:06:12.180 -> 00:06:18.620]:  don't tell me what y'all think of this what's this what's this guy's ready
[00:06:18.620 -> 00:06:24.180]:  y'all ready for this hey yo so what the two gifts ain't no fucking way my
[00:06:24.180 -> 00:06:29.500]:  fucking boy I appreciate that dude well you still are you still willing to mod
[00:06:29.500 -> 00:06:33.140]:  Joseph will you help my do I'll mod you right now
[00:06:33.140 -> 00:06:37.780]:  boom boom chicken why yeah right yeah yeah false man hello I know Pole King
[00:06:37.780 -> 00:06:43.300]:  what's up my boy it's court here is he I have no idea how you doing Cory how you
[00:06:43.300 -> 00:06:46.540]:  doing brother I don't see court maybe he's here
[00:06:46.540 -> 00:06:52.460]:  so sir thank you bro I appreciate it Joseph yeah bro all right bet let's get
[00:06:52.460 -> 00:06:57.180]:  aggressive chat for my boy Joseph with the fucking new mod status check I do
[00:06:57.180 -> 00:07:01.460]:  it on the web browser for some reason grabs the check my boy Joseph he's been
[00:07:01.460 -> 00:07:06.460]:  awesome in the in the discord and sure there we go there we go
[00:07:06.460 -> 00:07:10.660]:  Graham and my privileges let's go all right now watch this guy's you guys
[00:07:10.660 -> 00:07:15.860]:  gotta watch this can you guys see this this is Boston and Jack getting out on
[00:07:15.860 -> 00:07:29.020]:  stage I'm saying you do this yeah that's me bro to me me in one year do what you
[00:07:29.020 -> 00:07:47.300]:  mean that's me bro watch that's me see it's me don't at me don't say that
[00:07:47.300 -> 00:08:01.380]:  anymore today Dan we're sure you hit pay again I should I'm gonna split you piss
[00:08:01.380 -> 00:08:09.780]:  away today fucking idiot fucking so angry what's okay I do boss thing about
[00:08:09.780 -> 00:08:13.820]:  primal black that missing subs guys I'm sorry if I did I did not mean to Joseph
[00:08:13.820 -> 00:08:19.020]:  you read two-pack as well really I'm big chillin what's easy hey living brother
[00:08:19.020 -> 00:08:22.460]:  good to see you bro good to see how many subs we rockin how many subs we
[00:08:22.460 -> 00:08:29.620]:  rockin 455 455 all right damn we're getting some nice stuff today thank you
[00:08:29.620 -> 00:08:40.460]:  guys decent decent not terrible what is it 455 I think so 455 on this bitch let's
[00:08:40.460 -> 00:08:44.660]:  go hello we've been on twitch a week that's not terrible only I think I like
[00:08:44.660 -> 00:08:48.780]:  10 or 15 when I started from like prop from like renewals or whatever
[00:08:48.780 -> 00:08:53.500]:  oh yeah oh really don't know what I was rude I appreciate that dude thank you
[00:08:53.500 -> 00:08:57.460]:  bro mr. songwriter chip with I'm not doing those they cost way too cheap
[00:08:57.460 -> 00:09:02.260]:  way too cheap sorry guys I gotta end to get rid of all the champ points yeah I
[00:09:02.260 -> 00:09:09.340]:  need to do that oh yeah oh yeah are you sure did I pay you back
[00:09:09.340 -> 00:09:15.380]:  last time I think I did no my paypal is good my paypal is good to go I sent
[00:09:15.380 -> 00:09:20.380]:  everybody that I could the money at the point I barely I don't know like a whole
[00:09:20.380 -> 00:09:24.860]:  lot of doing that I have it all under control money's always coming in which
[00:09:24.860 -> 00:09:30.540]:  is very I'm very thankful about that all right I'll see you
[00:09:33.720 -> 00:09:38.660]:  sure sure I don't even have call duty bro okay I don't know you to buy it
[00:09:38.660 -> 00:09:41.020]:  don't you
[00:09:41.020 -> 00:09:52.460]:  I just kind of caught on dude they're never the origin to I guess that what
[00:09:52.460 -> 00:09:57.020]:  boss man someone started calling me that and then I think I'm I think I
[00:09:57.020 -> 00:09:59.980]:  called somebody boss man Jack or they called me boss man Jack at first I'm
[00:09:59.980 -> 00:10:05.820]:  not sure either way what's wrong next to five what's wrong bro you struggling
[00:10:05.820 -> 00:10:11.180]:  oh yeah fucking ball I appreciate that G the same money is still in there oh yeah
[00:10:11.180 -> 00:10:17.940]:  oh I did be there okay good I thought I did I own the shirt 60 bucks yeah fuck
[00:10:17.940 -> 00:10:22.220]:  that I'm just kidding I don't think I do I'm getting really tired of nowhere
[00:10:22.220 -> 00:10:35.820]:  where's my coffee did I had a coffee Oh shit I was just not going over try to
[00:10:35.820 -> 00:10:40.100]:  think what coffee I'm gonna add on that man hey where the fuck's my shit at
[00:10:40.100 -> 00:10:53.100]:  dude hold on thing where's my fucking gold ad dog okay I see - I'll show you
[00:10:53.100 -> 00:10:56.060]:  guys a collection I've been collecting actually I only really bought it like
[00:10:56.060 -> 00:11:00.460]:  twice or three times but I've been slacking but I've been collecting uh
[00:11:00.460 -> 00:11:06.940]:  do you know I don't I gotta find my big coin I'm missing my big gold coin my
[00:11:06.940 -> 00:11:12.140]:  most expensive one I had earlier today showing somebody but you guys I've been
[00:11:12.140 -> 00:11:16.280]:  clicking the silver bars pure silver bars if you're coming from Kiki right
[00:11:16.280 -> 00:11:22.920]:  now but trace over 10 ounce bars these actually step look at this watch this
[00:11:22.920 -> 00:11:27.960]:  these right here are I think there's Scottsdale let's see yeah there's
[00:11:27.960 -> 00:11:33.300]:  Scottsdale stackers Scottsdale say they can really stack a montage is really
[00:11:33.300 -> 00:11:38.980]:  cool he doesn't make like bricks of them dude that's - that's 20 ounces silver
[00:11:38.980 -> 00:11:43.940]:  I'm not sure I'm not sure if it was me or what was the question I know I got
[00:11:43.940 -> 00:11:48.100]:  four silver bars there are 10 ounces apiece try to stack them you're trying
[00:11:48.100 -> 00:11:57.020]:  to that's worth over $1,000 right there just this for yeah those are worth like
[00:11:57.020 -> 00:12:01.860]:  270 piece but I got these gold these are half ounce gold coins they're worth
[00:12:01.860 -> 00:12:04.180]:  over a thousand dollars apiece I probably shouldn't be showing you guys
[00:12:04.180 -> 00:12:09.860]:  like this much but I don't have that much at all so yeah I know so I have
[00:12:09.860 -> 00:12:13.760]:  those and I got silver I also have a twenty four hundred twenty three hundred
[00:12:13.760 -> 00:12:17.060]:  dollar gold coins somewhere that's twice the size of those ones it's a full
[00:12:17.060 -> 00:12:23.420]:  ounce oh it's the way you laughed about it after bro is the way you laughed
[00:12:23.420 -> 00:12:26.240]:  about it was kind of like kind of shitty but I'll man you what was your
[00:12:26.240 -> 00:12:29.780]:  name I did venue for that I didn't like that it was I was getting bombarded by
[00:12:29.780 -> 00:12:34.300]:  hate and at the same time you came in laughing yo 45 bucks PayPal what the
[00:12:34.300 -> 00:12:40.740]:  fuck thank you very much my boy thank you thank you thank you
[00:12:44.540 -> 00:13:06.420]:  hey I needed to mod somebody else real quick - I need to oh you good bro all
[00:13:06.420 -> 00:13:10.460]:  right I shouldn't assume hey thank you very much kiwi appreciate that kiwi
[00:13:10.460 -> 00:13:17.940]:  bandicoot oh you're from New Zealand that's where you get the Kiwi from huh
[00:13:17.940 -> 00:13:29.200]:  okay I'm unban and the name is Alex violet Alex oh wait I gotta do it on the
[00:13:29.200 -> 00:13:32.900]:  browser I keep forgetting about that no why don't let me do on the pop-up chat
[00:13:32.900 -> 00:13:40.660]:  hold on give me just a second who is that uh Aaron Aaron who the hell's that
[00:13:40.660 -> 00:13:45.100]:  I didn't see inside anything maybe it was way back I don't know maybe my chick
[00:13:45.100 -> 00:13:56.420]:  make check lips on being on XO well wait I just fell over I'm sorry Alex
[00:13:56.420 -> 00:14:08.100]:  Alex violet please work oh it doesn't it says you don't exist man yeah I don't
[00:14:08.100 -> 00:14:11.540]:  know what to tell you bro yeah I don't know you're gonna get your name down if
[00:14:11.540 -> 00:14:14.200]:  you want to I'm bad
[00:14:14.200 -> 00:14:25.580]:  all right you know what that was almost funny proxy until I saw the same message
[00:14:25.580 -> 00:14:33.900]:  yesterday from somebody else in my chat come on keep good boss get original you
[00:14:33.900 -> 00:14:41.880]:  got more mushrooms in your area I don't know good question damn that person is I
[00:14:41.880 -> 00:14:49.100]:  keep forgetting oh yeah well really I've never had them really good those the
[00:14:49.100 -> 00:14:51.700]:  ones yeah those ones you thought you'd really find the woods right they might
[00:14:51.700 -> 00:14:56.660]:  have me here I don't know they might have everything I'm not sure
[00:15:15.740 -> 00:15:25.300]:  but all right sending sending sending PayPal Ian hey giga giga Connor thank you
[00:15:25.300 -> 00:15:29.540]:  very geeky car whatever it is thank you very much for the uh for the five hard
[00:15:29.540 -> 00:15:36.100]:  subs oh my god five no I'm just kidding thank you for a sub my boy did I get
[00:15:36.100 -> 00:15:41.980]:  anybody that wasn't looking at the screen anybody get anybody I'm happy
[00:15:41.980 -> 00:15:47.380]:  I'm happy bro thank you very much for so got me me did I really turn on my
[00:15:47.380 -> 00:15:56.820]:  work subs oh my god who is this guy I got him clever go oh bomb it with a
[00:15:56.820 -> 00:16:04.060]:  prime holy fucking shitty titties thank you guys much love my boy turn my volume
[00:16:04.060 -> 00:16:07.140]:  down for that one oh yeah how about you want to hear the most annoying sound in
[00:16:07.140 -> 00:16:15.380]:  the world sorry was that loud
[00:16:15.380 -> 00:16:32.860]:  what what they were even Wow dude oh you've missed it okay okay oh what the
[00:16:32.860 -> 00:16:42.500]:  fuck what the fuck was that what the fuck was that bro that was not me did
[00:16:42.500 -> 00:16:48.700]:  that was not me that was not a tab I had on the screen that was not anything my
[00:16:48.700 -> 00:16:55.340]:  mom you got some nerve buddy come say it to my face buddy boy but you wouldn't
[00:16:55.340 -> 00:17:06.180]:  you little bitch boy my mom yeah if your mom's name is a mrs. Smith shut up bitch
[00:17:06.180 -> 00:17:12.780]:  you're my your mom's name is mrs. mrs. big tits all right yeah yeah I'm waiting
[00:17:12.780 -> 00:17:16.500]:  on something oh yeah yeah we're good now oh I said the PayPal's sorry I'm I
[00:17:16.500 -> 00:17:19.540]:  think I've been up for a long time can somebody correct me if I'm wrong but I
[00:17:19.540 -> 00:17:26.100]:  think I've been up for this a little bit of time that's a little time a bit up
[00:17:26.100 -> 00:17:32.660]:  for so long bro yeah I have no idea just a tad so the bag was that you ever took
[00:17:32.660 -> 00:17:35.620]:  from oh come on man that's ten years that's literally ten years ago you were
[00:17:35.620 -> 00:17:40.540]:  a fucking loser bro you're a loser dog you're a loser bro that was ten years
[00:17:40.540 -> 00:17:48.460]:  ago dog come on get a grip get a grip to answer your question it was the the
[00:17:48.460 -> 00:17:54.740]:  golden deluxe 12-inch dildo that I found in your mom's you hear me flakery
[00:17:54.740 -> 00:18:00.760]:  that's right I sold that puppy for seven thousand the thing has like six modes on
[00:18:00.760 -> 00:18:09.460]:  it has like turbo is all these modes oh god damn what the fuck dude there's
[00:18:09.460 -> 00:18:13.540]:  nothing Thuleos there's nothing nothing nothing hey I've been up for a while
[00:18:13.540 -> 00:18:26.220]:  dude for way too long holy shit I did I didn't catch shit dude I caught a stick
[00:18:26.220 -> 00:18:30.860]:  I caught a fucking log I know how to fish like this they were not biting I tried top
[00:18:30.860 -> 00:18:35.580]:  water I tried Cinco's they weren't biting bro I got the fit oh my money's
[00:18:35.580 -> 00:18:39.060]:  in the money's in guys check that out hey good for a juicer bro you're a
[00:18:39.060 -> 00:18:42.820]:  fucking beast brother there's a guy out there yeah it was felt good I'm in
[00:18:42.820 -> 00:18:48.420]:  Virginia in Virginia East Coast Virginia East Coast watch we're gonna get
[00:18:48.420 -> 00:18:51.900]:  the 60 really quick and bounce come on we're gonna do two we're gonna do nine
[00:18:51.900 -> 00:18:59.340]:  at first come on just hit it no no no it's not the bet size I want nine
[00:18:59.340 -> 00:19:05.260]:  dollars come on here we go come on but oh but take a look at the five pack holy
[00:19:05.260 -> 00:19:10.500]:  dude I lost in a way that's okay thanks my five-pack dude holy shit balls thank
[00:19:10.500 -> 00:19:16.580]:  you brother yes three times bitch let's go 50 bucks let's go one more we're out
[00:19:16.580 -> 00:19:24.340]:  of here oh I was so close to you double it up don't be a bitch please man please
[00:19:24.340 -> 00:19:31.180]:  man please man please man yes we'll take it back up to 50 now just do no 18 fuck
[00:19:31.180 -> 00:19:40.960]:  it go for the 70 almost yeah now bounce get the fuck out nice nice little twenty
[00:19:40.960 -> 00:19:45.300]:  some door come on we take I'll show you mine just first let's just see how bad
[00:19:45.300 -> 00:19:54.340]:  it is and all the time it's really bad I swear what come on pussy what's how
[00:19:54.340 -> 00:20:07.380]:  his mind's that bad there's no way bro oh my god four minds hello what dude
[00:20:07.380 -> 00:20:11.060]:  there's no fucking way bro
[00:20:19.140 -> 00:20:38.220]:  what the fuck dude oh let's fucking go oh yes we like that come on oh my god
[00:20:38.220 -> 00:20:46.580]:  come on dude that's fuck six minds I mean four minds what the fuck am I
[00:20:46.580 -> 00:20:57.420]:  talking about yes let's fucking go oh my god I needed that thank the Lord
[00:20:57.420 -> 00:21:11.220]:  above dude come on dude I hate minds always pisses me off yes we'll take it
[00:21:11.220 -> 00:21:17.660]:  we'll take it we'll take it
[00:21:17.660 -> 00:21:31.460]:  no oh my god that was fucking man what the fuck I want to get off the stream
[00:21:31.460 -> 00:21:44.660]:  dude yes oh my god that was an all-in oh my god you see what I mean dude what
[00:21:44.660 -> 00:21:52.940]:  the fuck are you doing well how's it so bad oh my god what there's don't play
[00:21:52.940 -> 00:21:58.820]:  that shit guys I'm serious do not play that do not play that game that's it's
[00:21:58.820 -> 00:22:01.900]:  just it doesn't make any sense dude have a good day guys I'm gonna get off
[00:22:01.900 -> 00:22:06.380]:  now I'm tired anyway see you guys peace guys