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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:04.080]:  I'm back. I don't think I even showed it. I think that was another browser.
[00:00:04.080 -> 00:00:08.320]:  Oh my gosh. I thought I showed my Facebook and messages.
[00:00:08.320 -> 00:00:17.600]:  Oh my god. Dude, that was scary as fuck. I thought I showed like, I don't know,
[00:00:17.600 -> 00:00:22.640]:  people's names and shit. I saw a big movie, man. Shut the fuck up.
[00:00:22.640 -> 00:00:27.120]:  All right, check out some of these ads. You seeing my Instagram Zoom or not yet?
[00:00:27.120 -> 00:00:30.640]:  I've got some fatties, man. I got this one with a waffle plopper.
[00:00:30.640 -> 00:00:35.920]:  That was a big bass. I've caught six pounders too, yep. That was a good one.
[00:00:35.920 -> 00:00:42.720]:  Here's a four pounder. That's my foot. You know what ball's name Jack's foot looks
[00:00:42.720 -> 00:00:48.320]:  like? Now you know what it looks like. Pretty big bass. This is one of my profile pictures.
[00:00:50.480 -> 00:00:56.800]:  Buddy's mom wasn't you? Yeah, you probably saw it, yeah. You know, that's true. This is on a popper.
[00:00:56.800 -> 00:01:01.840]:  And this is my biggest bass ever. That's in my neighborhood. That's in my neighborhood where
[00:01:01.840 -> 00:01:06.800]:  I live now. Got that off the bank. I wasn't even on my kayak. Look at that bass, dude.
[00:01:06.800 -> 00:01:09.200]:  I couldn't fucking believe it when I pulled that bitch out the water.
[00:01:09.200 -> 00:01:19.200]:  That bitch was big. Yeah, well, that's the size I was in. We were like the smallest
[00:01:19.200 -> 00:01:23.120]:  house in the neighborhood. All right, the money's in, guys. Let's go and get this bread.
[00:01:23.120 -> 00:01:29.920]:  You're ripping a big mountain right now. Not quite. All right, we're gonna start with some
[00:01:29.920 -> 00:01:35.760]:  Fire Portals. We're gonna do some 50 cent or 75 cent, probably 75 cent spoons. I'm not gonna do
[00:01:35.760 -> 00:01:43.360]:  dollars. I was thinking dollars, but I'm gonna do 75 cent spoons. Because in bread, I love Fire Portals.
[00:01:43.360 -> 00:02:09.680]:  Oh, I'm doing dollars. I might be able to do the same price. It might be a sign to stay on the
[00:02:09.680 -> 00:02:14.960]:  dollars. Let's go ahead. Holy crap. Looks a lot better than one of those.
[00:02:14.960 -> 00:02:26.320]:  These combine with the purples they are. Oh, shit. Let's get in, guys. Please. Ah, two books as well.
[00:02:29.680 -> 00:02:48.640]:  Turn it on. Start. Thank you, Father. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
[00:02:58.160 -> 00:03:00.160]:  Hold on, there's something wrong in my chat.
[00:03:00.160 -> 00:03:07.120]:  Hey, don't know where this song came from back in the day.
[00:03:07.120 -> 00:03:22.080]:  What's up, my bad? Doing good, bro? How are you, man? What's up, brother?
[00:03:24.480 -> 00:03:28.960]:  Oh, another double book. Come on. Here's our mark. I love these albums.
[00:03:28.960 -> 00:03:46.880]:  Oh, hell yeah. Good times. Damn, another double book. Holy fuck.
[00:03:47.840 -> 00:03:51.280]:  Ooh, damn, there's lots of doubles, double books, double books.
[00:03:51.280 -> 00:04:04.640]:  We got a mold, a mold, a molding. I know this. I guess I know it's a song. I'm a gambler.
[00:04:04.640 -> 00:04:12.560]:  I'm a gambler, man. What else do I need to say? Come on, baby. We got an $80 feature. $80 feature.
[00:04:13.840 -> 00:04:17.360]:  Yeah, that's gonna be good. Hopefully. It'll probably make at least an hour.
[00:04:17.360 -> 00:04:27.200]:  Let's play something like K. Speaking of.
[00:04:27.200 -> 00:04:37.680]:  This is one of my favorite songs by Ralach, right? Please save us, us college kids.
[00:04:38.240 -> 00:04:44.560]:  Parents told me what I did for school and we got a college kid.
[00:04:44.560 -> 00:04:52.400]:  Yeah, you guys know 'em? You have good times, huh? You're gonna believe some loveless in our iPods.
[00:04:52.400 -> 00:04:55.280]:  What do you call iPods? Yeah, iPods.
[00:04:55.280 -> 00:05:03.360]:  Come on, dance. Drop them in three books, buddy.
[00:05:06.400 -> 00:05:10.960]:  Yeah, Sadie Hawkins's dance is good to see you. Sadie Hawkins's dance in my kindergarten.
[00:05:10.960 -> 00:05:16.640]:  There's nothing better, oh, oh, oh. Let's just go.
[00:05:16.640 -> 00:05:27.200]:  Very steady. This pass is all I need. And I'll take a very good read.
[00:05:27.200 -> 00:05:34.800]:  Have a good night. Thank you very much. Have a good night, by the way. Have a nice day.
[00:05:36.160 -> 00:05:40.400]:  Cheers, bro. I'm gonna take one too. It's about a good time.
[00:06:00.800 -> 00:06:06.800]:  That's kind of dramatic for two dollars and 26 cents. A little dramatic there. A little extra.
[00:06:06.800 -> 00:06:13.920]:  It's going all right. Just kind of take it easy, bro.
[00:06:13.920 -> 00:06:21.360]:  Take it easy, my boys. The most volatile Hacksaw slot. All right, Alpha Eagle.
[00:06:21.360 -> 00:06:25.680]:  I hate that song. That shit is so hard to hit on. I swear to god,
[00:06:25.680 -> 00:06:32.640]:  something's lost me a little bit. All right, let's go. And this is Turbo City. Turbo City.
[00:06:32.640 -> 00:06:34.560]:  Thank you, finally. Go.
[00:06:34.560 -> 00:06:41.120]:  Oh my god, no more doubles. No more doubles.
[00:06:41.120 -> 00:06:46.800]:  I hope so, bro. Let's go. Come on, drop two books.
[00:06:50.320 -> 00:07:04.640]:  Come on, baby. Damn, son. Come on. Come on, fire.
[00:07:04.640 -> 00:07:15.040]:  Hey, frisky temper with the Prime. I don't know why I don't have it. Oh, I do. It does pop up.
[00:07:15.040 -> 00:07:20.480]:  Nice, awesome. Thank you very much for the Prime andator. Prime andator Simpson, thank you, brother.
[00:07:20.480 -> 00:07:22.080]:  Cash it out. Have a good night. Sleep, brother.
[00:07:22.080 -> 00:07:27.920]:  Where'd you get in? I'll take it here. We don't get in, boss. We don't get in, boss man.
[00:07:29.680 -> 00:07:47.040]:  Gotta believe. There it is, you know? Come on, drop it in. Fucking son of a bitch, drop it.
[00:07:47.040 -> 00:07:52.960]:  I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will, I will. The head roll, I don't know if I'm ever in that.
[00:07:52.960 -> 00:07:58.640]:  That's the one I find annoying when I get cleaned. It makes me feel stupid.
[00:07:58.640 -> 00:08:06.640]:  Come on, give me in by 100, give me in by 100, give me in by 100, give me in by 100.
[00:08:06.640 -> 00:08:11.840]:  Four books are definitely possible, yep. I've gotten four books. Let's give you two extra
[00:08:11.840 -> 00:08:19.520]:  spins. That frog game, I know. Probably the other next day, we'll see. Come on, give me in.
[00:08:19.520 -> 00:08:29.360]:  Please, give me in there. Please book the lyrics. Give me in by 100, baby, give me in by 100, baby.
[00:08:29.360 -> 00:08:36.080]:  I could buy something here. We could buy some pictures. I think we gotta buy some frog
[00:08:36.080 -> 00:08:47.440]:  milk. Let me try and use it for you. What do you guys think? Yeah, this one's good. Do you guys think
[00:08:47.440 -> 00:08:55.680]:  we should do something special? Come on, give me in by 100, come on, come on. Just do it.
[00:08:55.680 -> 00:09:01.600]:  Just do it, man, please. Just give me a feature. Just give me one feature.
[00:09:03.920 -> 00:09:12.720]:  Oh wow, holy crap. Dude, it's teasing so hard. Man, two more spins on this and then we'll buy some.
[00:09:12.720 -> 00:09:20.560]:  One more spin, please. Here we go. Damn, okay. What's this done to buy? We'll do a starboard
[00:09:20.560 -> 00:09:27.920]:  a little too early. Nope, never going back. Look at that, that looks kind of lucky, dude.
[00:09:27.920 -> 00:09:33.120]:  I don't know about y'all, but I think that looks kind of lucky. Here we go. He's smoking me.
[00:09:33.920 -> 00:09:40.320]:  He's smoking me. Come on, dude, come on, baby. Damn, two duds.
[00:09:40.320 -> 00:09:46.320]:  There we go, there we go. Oh, there we go. Okay, lots of browns up there.
[00:09:46.320 -> 00:09:56.320]:  Yes, come on, come on.
[00:09:56.320 -> 00:10:12.480]:  Come on, that was a little multi-sauce we can combine.
[00:10:12.480 -> 00:10:16.000]:  Yes, just like that, just like that, just like that, yes.
[00:10:21.200 -> 00:10:28.080]:  Fuck, come on, dude, three spins. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Are they going to combine?
[00:10:28.080 -> 00:10:35.040]:  Hello? Yes, they are. Hello. Let's get it, let's get it. Come on, combine them for now.
[00:10:35.040 -> 00:10:43.520]:  Come on, baby. Did you combine and hit? Just one little, one combo for us. We'll be in good shape.
[00:10:51.040 -> 00:11:00.640]:  Oh, man, that's fucked up. That shit's over, guys. Nine dollars, eight, ten dollars.
[00:11:00.640 -> 00:11:07.440]:  That's tough, that's tough. This one's fucking owning us. Try to get an original,
[00:11:07.440 -> 00:11:10.400]:  try to get it back, man. Wish me luck. I know. This might be the end of the stream,
[00:11:10.400 -> 00:11:17.760]:  guys. This might be the end. We'll get it in. Come on, come on.
[00:11:17.760 -> 00:11:28.320]:  Oh my god, nice, dude. Let's fucking go. That's what I'm talking about, baby.
[00:11:28.320 -> 00:11:40.320]:  Oh, baby. Oh, I don't think I'm going to go for a fattened McNelson. No way, dude.
[00:11:42.640 -> 00:11:48.240]:  Dude, what the fuck? Dude, this is so stupid.
[00:11:48.240 -> 00:12:01.120]:  Oh, got it all back. Oh, thank god. Thank the lord.
[00:12:07.920 -> 00:12:18.800]:  Oh, man, fuck you. Dude, come on. Dude, what the fuck? Dude, that's fucking stupid.
[00:12:23.520 -> 00:12:41.200]:  No, dude, oh my god. Oh, let's go, let's go, oh my god.
[00:12:41.200 -> 00:12:45.840]:  Come on, every time I double the fucking bed, dude, I swear to god.
[00:12:45.840 -> 00:12:51.280]:  Yeah! Get the fuck out of there, get the fuck out of there, Austin.
[00:12:51.760 -> 00:12:55.600]:  Hold up. Oh my god.
[00:12:55.600 -> 00:13:04.720]:  Dude, it's for mine. I don't understand that. Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
[00:13:04.720 -> 00:13:17.040]:  Yes. Oh my god, dude, that's so bullshit, man. I don't know what to do. Loser.
[00:13:17.040 -> 00:13:24.880]:  Another loss. Another fucking loss, dude. I swear to god, it's disgusting.
[00:13:24.880 -> 00:13:39.520]:  Yes, let's go, let's go. Nice. Now, hit the 25, we're out. Come on.
[00:13:42.000 -> 00:13:46.720]:  No, oh my god, man. What the fuck? Holy fuck, dude.
[00:13:46.720 -> 00:14:05.680]:  Red. Yes, guys, let's go. 70 bucks. Next one red, next one red.
[00:14:09.200 -> 00:14:17.520]:  Yeah, let's fucking go. Hell yeah, dude. Yellow. Yeah, buddy, let's fucking go.
[00:14:17.520 -> 00:14:25.600]:  Let's fucking go. Come on, baby. Oh my god, let's fucking go. Let's fucking go, baby,
[00:14:25.600 -> 00:14:31.360]:  we're a comeback. We'll save your ass. Okay, that's okay. You know what, we got capitalized.
[00:14:31.360 -> 00:14:40.800]:  We got to go for the 35, dude, we got this. Come on, come on, baby. Oh yeah, oh my god,
[00:14:40.800 -> 00:14:49.280]:  oh my god. Holy shit, holy fuck, I hit the red. Oh my god, on the big one. What the fuck? We're
[00:14:49.280 -> 00:14:54.240]:  back at the start. Let's fucking go. Oh, that's good, that's good, dude. I didn't lose shit,
[00:14:54.240 -> 00:15:01.360]:  dude. Not on all those fire portal spins and bars. Let's go. I kind of want to play more, dude. I kind
[00:15:01.360 -> 00:15:08.160]:  of want to feel some classic dice, dude. Let's get the 300, guys. No, let's go.
[00:15:11.040 -> 00:15:27.840]:  Dude, come on. Come on, man. No, dude. What the fuck? This is such bullshit. Dude, oh my god.
[00:15:28.640 -> 00:15:41.440]:  Oh my god, I almost just lost it all. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Come on, man.
[00:15:41.440 -> 00:15:47.280]:  It's gone. I lost it all. They took it all. They fucking took it all, dude. I'm not kidding. Damn,