VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-04-15 05_30 [50882747965].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:05.500]:  Hello. Welcome back. It's alright, guys.
[00:00:05.500 -> 00:00:10.500]:  What the fuck?
[00:00:10.500 -> 00:00:21.500]:  Hey, what the fuck, bro?
[00:00:21.500 -> 00:00:24.500]:  Why the fuck?
[00:00:24.500 -> 00:00:28.500]:  I don't give a fuck.
[00:00:28.500 -> 00:00:32.500]:  Dude, I can't believe that he ended his dream.
[00:00:32.500 -> 00:00:36.000]:  Man, what the fuck?
[00:00:36.000 -> 00:00:38.000]:  Man, what the fuck just happened?
[00:00:38.000 -> 00:00:41.000]:  He ended his dream!
[00:00:41.000 -> 00:00:49.000]:  Unbelievable. Unfucking believable.
[00:00:49.000 -> 00:00:52.000]:  This motherfucker ended his dream again!
[00:00:52.000 -> 00:00:54.000]:  Oh my God!
[00:00:54.000 -> 00:00:56.000]:  What the hell, dude?
[00:00:56.000 -> 00:00:58.000]:  How do you unself on this bitch?
[00:00:58.000 -> 00:01:00.000]:  How do you unself?
[00:01:00.000 -> 00:01:02.000]:  Nah, you guys were freaking out just because I ended this dream.
[00:01:02.000 -> 00:01:04.000]:  Jesus Christ, you guys were all...
[00:01:04.000 -> 00:01:06.000]:  What the fuck? Whoa!
[00:01:06.000 -> 00:01:10.000]:  Question mark, this, that. Holy shit, bro.
[00:01:10.000 -> 00:01:15.000]:  Just use common sense, man. Come on.
[00:01:15.000 -> 00:01:19.000]:  Sorry, let me get this back on this screen.
[00:01:19.000 -> 00:01:21.000]:  There we go.
[00:01:21.000 -> 00:01:23.000]:  Shut up, pussy.
[00:01:23.000 -> 00:01:27.000]:  I flushed your mom's tits because she let me.
[00:01:27.000 -> 00:01:29.000]:  Shouldn't it have been a question in the line of the law?
[00:01:29.000 -> 00:01:31.000]:  No, I did. We could do that soon, though.
[00:01:31.000 -> 00:01:42.000]:  Anyways. Um, yeah.
[00:01:42.000 -> 00:01:49.000]:  Okay, we should have some money here soon on my BC...
[00:01:49.000 -> 00:01:51.000]:  My BC game, baby.
[00:01:55.000 -> 00:01:57.000]:  Oh, it's already in. We're in there.
[00:01:57.000 -> 00:02:00.000]:  We're going with 25 bucks, guys. Slots.
[00:02:00.000 -> 00:02:05.000]:  We'll check what's over 20 on slots, or what's on, um, wheel.
[00:02:05.000 -> 00:02:08.000]:  Let's just do some classic dice. You know what I'm saying? Get it over with.
[00:02:08.000 -> 00:02:10.000]:  Either we're going to win or not.
[00:02:10.000 -> 00:02:14.000]:  4.96, and then if I lose, I'm going to go do a fire portal of 20.
[00:02:14.000 -> 00:02:16.000]:  Here we go.
[00:02:16.000 -> 00:02:20.000]:  Beautiful. Do I double check that or just do another 5?
[00:02:20.000 -> 00:02:23.000]:  I'm going to do another 5. Nice! We take it, we take it.
[00:02:23.000 -> 00:02:25.000]:  Better than losing. Come on.
[00:02:25.000 -> 00:02:27.000]:  Aw.
[00:02:27.000 -> 00:02:29.000]:  Okay.
[00:02:29.000 -> 00:02:31.000]:  Okay.
[00:02:31.000 -> 00:02:35.000]:  Aw.
[00:02:35.000 -> 00:02:38.000]:  Aw, come on. Why does it always do that?
[00:02:38.000 -> 00:02:41.000]:  Yes! Oh my god. Beautiful.
[00:02:41.000 -> 00:02:47.000]:  Man, this is some boo-boo.
[00:02:47.000 -> 00:02:52.000]:  Oh, come on.
[00:02:53.000 -> 00:02:55.000]:  Yeah!
[00:02:55.000 -> 00:02:57.000]:  Aw.
[00:02:57.000 -> 00:02:59.000]:  Dude.
[00:02:59.000 -> 00:03:01.000]:  Ow.
[00:03:01.000 -> 00:03:03.000]:  That fucking hurt.
[00:03:03.000 -> 00:03:05.000]:  Oh my god.
[00:03:05.000 -> 00:03:07.000]:  Yes, come on.
[00:03:07.000 -> 00:03:09.000]:  Get the fucking money going.
[00:03:09.000 -> 00:03:11.000]:  Come on, dude.
[00:03:11.000 -> 00:03:13.000]:  Damn, it fucking always ends like this, dude.
[00:03:13.000 -> 00:03:15.000]:  Okay, okay, okay.
[00:03:15.000 -> 00:03:25.000]:  No, man. Aw.
[00:03:25.000 -> 00:03:27.000]:  Man, I should have went slots, man.
[00:03:27.000 -> 00:03:30.000]:  We can still get it back, but it's unlikely.
[00:03:30.000 -> 00:03:33.000]:  Yeah, it's gone. It's designed to take it all, dude.
[00:03:33.000 -> 00:03:34.000]:  It's fucked up.
[00:03:34.000 -> 00:03:36.000]:  Damn, why'd I do that?
[00:03:36.000 -> 00:03:39.000]:  Sir, with the gift of some of the rats. Wow.
[00:03:39.000 -> 00:03:41.000]:  What are you, like 14 or something?
[00:03:41.000 -> 00:03:43.000]:  Are you 14 years old, sir?
[00:03:43.000 -> 00:03:45.000]:  What is a rat? What is that?
[00:03:45.000 -> 00:03:47.000]:  Can you explain to me what that is, sir?
[00:03:47.000 -> 00:03:49.000]:  To rats.
[00:03:49.000 -> 00:03:53.000]:  Hello. That's just so weird and immature and childish, bro.
[00:03:53.000 -> 00:03:55.000]:  Isn't that weird, though?
[00:03:55.000 -> 00:03:57.000]:  Rats, this.
[00:03:57.000 -> 00:04:00.000]:  What do you guys want to do, have an airsoft battle?
[00:04:00.000 -> 00:04:04.000]:  They want to have an airsoft gun battle.
[00:04:04.000 -> 00:04:06.000]:  It's like they're 13.
[00:04:06.000 -> 00:04:08.000]:  Is that weird, dude?
[00:04:08.000 -> 00:04:10.000]:  Let's all get together and have an airsoft war.
[00:04:10.000 -> 00:04:12.000]:  We're going to fuck these guys up.
[00:04:12.000 -> 00:04:13.000]:  We're going to fuck them up.
[00:04:13.000 -> 00:04:15.000]:  No, answer the question, sir.
[00:04:15.000 -> 00:04:16.000]:  What are the rats?
[00:04:16.000 -> 00:04:17.000]:  Who are they?
[00:04:17.000 -> 00:04:19.000]:  You said fuck the rats. Who are they?
[00:04:19.000 -> 00:04:21.000]:  I want you to answer that question for us, because I'm kind of confused.
[00:04:21.000 -> 00:04:23.000]:  I want to know the shit.
[00:04:23.000 -> 00:04:25.000]:  Can you tell us?
[00:04:25.000 -> 00:04:26.000]:  Can you tell us, sir?
[00:04:26.000 -> 00:04:28.000]:  Your name's Sir.
[00:04:28.000 -> 00:04:30.000]:  I'm trying to be polite.
[00:04:30.000 -> 00:04:31.000]:  Haters.
[00:04:31.000 -> 00:04:32.000]:  Oh, why are you giving some to them?
[00:04:32.000 -> 00:04:34.000]:  What the fuck are you doing?
[00:04:34.000 -> 00:04:35.000]:  What?
[00:04:35.000 -> 00:04:37.000]:  You're giving some to haters?
[00:04:37.000 -> 00:04:39.000]:  What the fuck is that?
[00:04:40.000 -> 00:04:43.000]:  [MUSIC PLAYING]
[00:04:43.000 -> 00:04:49.000]:  It's quiet now.
[00:04:49.000 -> 00:04:50.000]:  Very quiet.
[00:04:50.000 -> 00:04:51.000]:  [LAUGHING]
[00:04:51.000 -> 00:04:53.000]:  Look at that pussy.
[00:04:53.000 -> 00:04:57.000]:  Whoa, that pussy nice, boy.
[00:04:57.000 -> 00:04:58.000]:  God damn.
[00:04:58.000 -> 00:05:03.000]:  People these days are weird.
[00:05:03.000 -> 00:05:05.000]:  Weirdos.
[00:05:05.000 -> 00:05:07.000]:  Like, what?
[00:05:07.000 -> 00:05:09.000]:  He still doesn't say anything, bro.
[00:05:09.000 -> 00:05:10.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:05:10.000 -> 00:05:11.000]:  Holy shit.
[00:05:11.000 -> 00:05:14.000]:  That's crazy.
[00:05:14.000 -> 00:05:15.000]:  I'm high.
[00:05:15.000 -> 00:05:17.000]:  I'm high.
[00:05:17.000 -> 00:05:18.000]:  Thank you for the gifted sub.
[00:05:18.000 -> 00:05:19.000]:  That's a great way to answer that.
[00:05:19.000 -> 00:05:20.000]:  I'll be honest.
[00:05:20.000 -> 00:05:21.000]:  I got it.
[00:05:21.000 -> 00:05:22.000]:  I approve of that.
[00:05:22.000 -> 00:05:24.000]:  I approve.
[00:05:24.000 -> 00:05:25.000]:  Oh, dude, let's edit this.
[00:05:25.000 -> 00:05:27.000]:  Hold on.
[00:05:27.000 -> 00:05:30.000]:  We got to get a picture going.
[00:05:30.000 -> 00:05:33.000]:  Why didn't the gifted sub show up or something?
[00:05:33.000 -> 00:05:35.000]:  Check PayPal?
[00:05:35.000 -> 00:05:37.000]:  No shot at risk, dude.
[00:05:37.000 -> 00:05:38.000]:  You're lying.
[00:05:38.000 -> 00:05:40.000]:  You just sent me a penny, bro.
[00:05:40.000 -> 00:05:42.000]:  Wait, who are-- wait, maybe not.
[00:05:42.000 -> 00:05:43.000]:  You never know.
[00:05:43.000 -> 00:05:45.000]:  You can't sue.
[00:05:45.000 -> 00:05:48.000]:  You didn't send me shit, bro.
[00:05:48.000 -> 00:05:51.000]:  Oh, it's not coming through.
[00:05:51.000 -> 00:05:52.000]:  It looks like you sent me five.
[00:05:52.000 -> 00:05:55.000]:  No, it's not coming through.
[00:05:55.000 -> 00:05:57.000]:  Oh, I gotta accept it.
[00:05:57.000 -> 00:06:01.000]:  Man.
[00:06:01.000 -> 00:06:03.000]:  No, that's fucking friends and family.
[00:06:03.000 -> 00:06:06.000]:  No, I'm in-- this is ad tracking info.
[00:06:06.000 -> 00:06:09.000]:  I'm not saying-- I'm trying to fuck my PayPal up.
[00:06:09.000 -> 00:06:12.000]:  That was about $5.
[00:06:12.000 -> 00:06:13.000]:  That's all right.
[00:06:13.000 -> 00:06:14.000]:  You can beat it.
[00:06:14.000 -> 00:06:15.000]:  I'm gonna decline it.
[00:06:15.000 -> 00:06:16.000]:  I'm declining it.
[00:06:16.000 -> 00:06:17.000]:  I declined it.
[00:06:17.000 -> 00:06:23.000]:  For you to all watch ads all day for both of you.
[00:06:23.000 -> 00:06:25.000]:  I have to put a beat on my phone.
[00:06:25.000 -> 00:06:27.000]:  Oh, my phone's broken.
[00:06:27.000 -> 00:06:29.000]:  Where's my phone?
[00:06:29.000 -> 00:06:33.000]:  Oh, you can't say it before I even did it.
[00:06:33.000 -> 00:06:36.000]:  It's okay.
[00:06:36.000 -> 00:06:37.000]:  Keep your phone.
[00:06:37.000 -> 00:06:39.000]:  I appreciate it.
[00:06:39.000 -> 00:06:41.000]:  What are you guys doing?
[00:06:41.000 -> 00:06:42.000]:  You guys didn't change the phone.
[00:06:42.000 -> 00:06:45.000]:  Not only in front of us, it says, "I'm the buyer."
[00:06:45.000 -> 00:06:48.000]:  Not only in front of all people.
[00:06:48.000 -> 00:06:51.000]:  I'm gonna do something.
[00:06:51.000 -> 00:06:52.000]:  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:52.000 -> 00:06:55.000]:  We'll put a picture off of what you did.
[00:06:58.000 -> 00:06:59.000]:  Yeah.
[00:06:59.000 -> 00:07:01.000]:  That's another thing I'll do.
[00:07:01.000 -> 00:07:05.000]:  What do I-- oh, my God, this monitor.
[00:07:05.000 -> 00:07:09.000]:  It fucks up all the time.
[00:07:09.000 -> 00:07:11.000]:  It's like super serious.
[00:07:11.000 -> 00:07:14.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:07:14.000 -> 00:07:15.000]:  Please work.
[00:07:15.000 -> 00:07:17.000]:  Can you just start working, please?
[00:07:17.000 -> 00:07:23.000]:  I'm gonna fuck my graphics card up.
[00:07:23.000 -> 00:07:25.000]:  Plug this thing in and out all the fucking time.
[00:07:25.000 -> 00:07:26.000]:  I swear to God.
[00:07:26.000 -> 00:07:28.000]:  I don't like doing shit.
[00:07:28.000 -> 00:07:30.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:07:30.000 -> 00:07:34.000]:  Bro, what the fuck?
[00:07:34.000 -> 00:07:37.000]:  There we go.
[00:07:37.000 -> 00:07:38.000]:  Beautiful.
[00:07:38.000 -> 00:07:39.000]:  Sorry, guys.
[00:07:39.000 -> 00:07:43.000]:  I thought I fucked my shit up.
[00:07:43.000 -> 00:07:51.000]:  What kind of graphics card are y'all--
[00:07:51.000 -> 00:07:53.000]:  what kind of graphics card are y'all rocking?
[00:07:53.000 -> 00:08:01.000]:  This song is "The Race" by Wiz Khalifa.
[00:08:01.000 -> 00:08:03.000]:  Is this the one you're talking about?
[00:08:03.000 -> 00:08:04.000]:  What the fuck?
[00:08:04.000 -> 00:08:05.000]:  This is a classic.
[00:08:05.000 -> 00:08:07.000]:  Classics.
[00:08:07.000 -> 00:08:09.000]:  I can't believe you don't know.
[00:08:09.000 -> 00:08:11.000]:  "The Race" by Wiz Khalifa.
[00:08:11.000 -> 00:08:12.000]:  Here's the link for it.
[00:08:12.000 -> 00:08:14.000]:  You guys all need to get on this one.
[00:08:14.000 -> 00:08:17.000]:  For 2069 plays.
[00:08:17.000 -> 00:08:20.000]:  Yeah, you really?
[00:08:20.000 -> 00:08:21.000]:  I don't think that's that many.
[00:08:21.000 -> 00:08:23.000]:  Actually, that is probably one.
[00:08:23.000 -> 00:08:26.000]:  My graphics card is $2 on slots.
[00:08:26.000 -> 00:08:28.000]:  Like, I don't see how that's funny at all.
[00:08:28.000 -> 00:08:29.000]:  Is that funny to you guys?
[00:08:29.000 -> 00:08:30.000]:  Hello?
[00:08:30.000 -> 00:08:31.000]:  You keep saying it over here.
[00:08:31.000 -> 00:08:32.000]:  I don't know.
[00:08:32.000 -> 00:08:44.000]:  All right, give me two video on slots then, bitch.
[00:08:44.000 -> 00:08:45.000]:  Go ahead.
[00:08:45.000 -> 00:08:46.000]:  Go ahead.
[00:08:46.000 -> 00:08:49.000]:  There it is.
[00:08:49.000 -> 00:08:50.000]:  There is a lot.
[00:08:50.000 -> 00:08:51.000]:  [INAUDIBLE]
[00:08:51.000 -> 00:08:54.000]:  My graphics card is a graphics card.
[00:08:54.000 -> 00:08:56.000]:  Dude.
[00:08:56.000 -> 00:08:59.000]:  If I get the 420K, can I still redeem my crowd dance?
[00:08:59.000 -> 00:09:00.000]:  Sure.
[00:09:00.000 -> 00:09:01.000]:  How do you like it?
[00:09:01.000 -> 00:09:02.000]:  [INAUDIBLE]
[00:09:02.000 -> 00:09:03.000]:  It's great.
[00:09:03.000 -> 00:09:05.000]:  I've been treating it on here for four years before I want to just kick.
[00:09:05.000 -> 00:09:07.000]:  I know, right, gosh?
[00:09:07.000 -> 00:09:08.000]:  I don't have any money.
[00:09:08.000 -> 00:09:09.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:09:09.000 -> 00:09:11.000]:  I know, right?
[00:09:11.000 -> 00:09:13.000]:  Even though it's weird.
[00:09:13.000 -> 00:09:14.000]:  I'm just kidding.
[00:09:14.000 -> 00:09:15.000]:  I'm just kidding.
[00:09:17.000 -> 00:09:19.000]:  Somebody juiced me so I could juice boss me.
[00:09:19.000 -> 00:09:20.000]:  I mean, shut the hell up.
[00:09:20.000 -> 00:09:22.000]:  I think I have a four hour time out, right?
[00:09:22.000 -> 00:09:24.000]:  Why'd you let me kick in the first place?
[00:09:24.000 -> 00:09:26.000]:  I guess it's been on Twitch.
[00:09:26.000 -> 00:09:29.000]:  And I got sponsored by Stake, which I'm not allowed on Twitch.
[00:09:29.000 -> 00:09:31.000]:  It's just like, it's not allowed on Twitch.
[00:09:31.000 -> 00:09:46.000]:  Yeah.
[00:09:47.000 -> 00:09:48.000]:  What up, Jake?
[00:09:48.000 -> 00:09:49.000]:  How you living, brother?
[00:09:49.000 -> 00:09:51.000]:  Did I not give you VIP yet, Jake?
[00:09:51.000 -> 00:09:52.000]:  What the fuck?
[00:09:52.000 -> 00:09:53.000]:  There you go, balls, man.
[00:09:53.000 -> 00:09:54.000]:  VIP up.
[00:09:54.000 -> 00:09:56.000]:  Anybody else want a VIP?
[00:09:56.000 -> 00:09:59.000]:  Dude, I bet you my VIPs are way outdated.
[00:09:59.000 -> 00:10:00.000]:  Did I get rid of everybody's?
[00:10:00.000 -> 00:10:03.000]:  No, I did do a clean slate.
[00:10:03.000 -> 00:10:05.000]:  Hello, there, yazers.
[00:10:05.000 -> 00:10:06.000]:  Maxim, I got you.
[00:10:06.000 -> 00:10:07.000]:  He's an OG.
[00:10:07.000 -> 00:10:11.000]:  Anybody else eligible?
[00:10:12.000 -> 00:10:14.000]:  [typing]
[00:10:14.000 -> 00:10:20.000]:  Anybody?
[00:10:20.000 -> 00:10:21.000]:  Hello, anybody?
[00:10:21.000 -> 00:10:23.000]:  I'm not seeing anybody that wants a VIP anywhere.
[00:10:23.000 -> 00:10:24.000]:  I'm surprised.
[00:10:24.000 -> 00:10:25.000]:  That's crazy.
[00:10:25.000 -> 00:10:27.000]:  I thought that you guys actually wanted that.
[00:10:27.000 -> 00:10:28.000]:  That's weird.
[00:10:28.000 -> 00:10:29.000]:  I don't know.
[00:10:29.000 -> 00:10:30.000]:  That's kind of weird.
[00:10:30.000 -> 00:10:32.000]:  Not a single one of you guys.
[00:10:32.000 -> 00:10:33.000]:  All right.
[00:10:33.000 -> 00:10:34.000]:  Okay.
[00:10:34.000 -> 00:10:36.000]:  All right.
[00:10:36.000 -> 00:10:38.000]:  Whatever, dude.
[00:10:38.000 -> 00:10:40.000]:  Oh, shit.
[00:10:40.000 -> 00:10:41.000]:  Don't chat something.
[00:10:41.000 -> 00:10:42.000]:  Oh, shit.
[00:10:42.000 -> 00:10:43.000]:  Shit, balls.
[00:10:43.000 -> 00:10:44.000]:  There you guys are.
[00:10:44.000 -> 00:10:45.000]:  Me, Plox.
[00:10:45.000 -> 00:10:46.000]:  Me, me, me.
[00:10:46.000 -> 00:10:47.000]:  Me, buddy.
[00:10:47.000 -> 00:10:50.000]:  I'm supposed to get a VIP back, bro.
[00:10:50.000 -> 00:10:53.000]:  Oh, fuck your gun.
[00:10:53.000 -> 00:10:54.000]:  Fuck VIP, bro.
[00:10:54.000 -> 00:10:55.000]:  I swear to God.
[00:10:55.000 -> 00:10:57.000]:  Give me a $5 bill, too.
[00:10:57.000 -> 00:10:59.000]:  I'm like, with that voice?
[00:10:59.000 -> 00:11:00.000]:  No, no.
[00:11:00.000 -> 00:11:01.000]:  Absolutely.
[00:11:01.000 -> 00:11:02.000]:  Ah, please.
[00:11:02.000 -> 00:11:03.000]:  I'm good.
[00:11:03.000 -> 00:11:04.000]:  Get the fuck back.
[00:11:04.000 -> 00:11:05.000]:  I'm just kidding.
[00:11:05.000 -> 00:11:08.000]:  Trade for the first try.
[00:11:08.000 -> 00:11:11.000]:  Who's ever seen a boss man inject into a trade flip?
[00:11:11.000 -> 00:11:13.000]:  Let me show you guys a trade flip of a risky.
[00:11:13.000 -> 00:11:14.000]:  This was two summers ago.
[00:11:14.000 -> 00:11:15.000]:  I know.
[00:11:15.000 -> 00:11:16.000]:  It's a long time ago.
[00:11:16.000 -> 00:11:19.000]:  Still, I still got it, but all my foots just fucked up.
[00:11:19.000 -> 00:11:21.000]:  My foot's fucked up.
[00:11:21.000 -> 00:11:22.000]:  It's bad.
[00:11:22.000 -> 00:11:23.000]:  Check me out.
[00:11:23.000 -> 00:11:25.000]:  Whoo!
[00:11:25.000 -> 00:11:27.000]:  God damn, son.
[00:11:27.000 -> 00:11:28.000]:  That was clean.
[00:11:28.000 -> 00:11:29.000]:  Hello.
[00:11:29.000 -> 00:11:32.000]:  No, I'm just kidding.
[00:11:32.000 -> 00:11:34.000]:  I love skating, though.
[00:11:34.000 -> 00:11:35.000]:  I miss it so much.
[00:11:35.000 -> 00:11:36.000]:  I can't do it with my foot.
[00:11:36.000 -> 00:11:40.000]:  Guess who twisted their ankle again today?
[00:11:40.000 -> 00:11:42.000]:  Boss man.
[00:11:42.000 -> 00:11:43.000]:  Boss man Jack.
[00:11:43.000 -> 00:11:45.000]:  Putting my fucking shoe on.
[00:11:45.000 -> 00:11:48.000]:  I tried to stomp my foot in there in a weird way.
[00:11:48.000 -> 00:11:52.000]:  That sounds weird, but they were tighter there a little bit.
[00:11:52.000 -> 00:11:54.000]:  That's how weak they are.
[00:11:54.000 -> 00:11:55.000]:  It is.
[00:11:55.000 -> 00:11:59.000]:  My right ankle gets twisted and sprained multiple times every year.
[00:11:59.000 -> 00:12:00.000]:  It's bad.
[00:12:00.000 -> 00:12:03.000]:  Yeah, buddy.
[00:12:03.000 -> 00:12:05.000]:  I used to skate all the time.
[00:12:05.000 -> 00:12:13.000]:  I put that one in slow-mo here for you.
[00:12:13.000 -> 00:12:18.000]:  This kid ends up being a pro.
[00:12:18.000 -> 00:12:21.000]:  This kid right here ends up picking up skateboarding.
[00:12:21.000 -> 00:12:23.000]:  Got sponsored by fucking Element.
[00:12:23.000 -> 00:12:26.000]:  That kid right-- No, I'm just kidding, bro.
[00:12:26.000 -> 00:12:27.000]:  I'm just kidding, bro.
[00:12:27.000 -> 00:12:28.000]:  Imagine, bro.
[00:12:28.000 -> 00:12:30.000]:  That kid in the yellow got sponsored.
[00:12:30.000 -> 00:12:31.000]:  Later on in life.
[00:12:34.000 -> 00:12:37.000]:  You guys sponsored by Element, dog.
[00:12:37.000 -> 00:12:38.000]:  Huge.
[00:12:38.000 -> 00:12:40.000]:  I met this guy at the doulorina.
[00:12:40.000 -> 00:12:41.000]:  I met this kid at the doulorina.
[00:12:41.000 -> 00:12:42.000]:  That's one of my best friends.
[00:12:42.000 -> 00:12:43.000]:  One of my good friends.
[00:12:43.000 -> 00:12:45.000]:  I still talk to him every once in a while.
[00:12:45.000 -> 00:12:52.000]:  He came and brought me some flowers, you know what I'm saying?
[00:12:52.000 -> 00:12:53.000]:  Not in a weird way.
[00:12:53.000 -> 00:12:54.000]:  Not like that.
[00:12:54.000 -> 00:12:56.000]:  If you get what I'm saying, you get what I'm saying.
[00:12:56.000 -> 00:13:00.000]:  I met him at the doulorina, and I fucking--
[00:13:00.000 -> 00:13:02.000]:  Dude, I straight cleaned him.
[00:13:02.000 -> 00:13:04.000]:  If you play Runescape, type 5.
[00:13:04.000 -> 00:13:06.000]:  Or have played Runescape.
[00:13:06.000 -> 00:13:08.000]:  I'm 6'1".
[00:13:08.000 -> 00:13:11.000]:  All right.
[00:13:11.000 -> 00:13:12.000]:  So you know what the doulorina is.
[00:13:12.000 -> 00:13:13.000]:  We were just talking about--
[00:13:13.000 -> 00:13:14.000]:  He was cool as shit.
[00:13:14.000 -> 00:13:16.000]:  I was like, "Bro, he wasn't being toxic.
[00:13:16.000 -> 00:13:18.000]:  There's a lot of toxic stakers out there."
[00:13:18.000 -> 00:13:20.000]:  And I was like, "Bro, if I beat you for this all in,
[00:13:20.000 -> 00:13:22.000]:  because I whipped his ass like four times in a row."
[00:13:22.000 -> 00:13:23.000]:  And he went all in.
[00:13:23.000 -> 00:13:26.000]:  I said, "Bro, if I win this, meet me in Varok Center."
[00:13:26.000 -> 00:13:28.000]:  So I fucking beat him again.
[00:13:28.000 -> 00:13:31.000]:  Met him at Varok Center, and we've been friends ever since.
[00:13:31.000 -> 00:13:33.000]:  He was a model of mine for the longest time.
[00:13:33.000 -> 00:13:34.000]:  He still is a mod.
[00:13:34.000 -> 00:13:35.000]:  He would be a mod if he'd stay tuned in.
[00:13:35.000 -> 00:13:36.000]:  That wouldn't care at all.
[00:13:36.000 -> 00:13:50.000]:  Yeah, of course I'm a crocheter.
[00:13:50.000 -> 00:13:51.000]:  Where's he at?
[00:13:51.000 -> 00:13:53.000]:  He stopped replying to me out of nowhere.
[00:13:53.000 -> 00:13:55.000]:  I would always ask him for money.
[00:13:55.000 -> 00:13:56.000]:  I would borrow money off him.
[00:13:56.000 -> 00:13:58.000]:  But I'd always pay him back.
[00:13:58.000 -> 00:13:59.000]:  And I think he just got so sick of it,
[00:13:59.000 -> 00:14:02.000]:  he stopped replying to me, dude.
[00:14:02.000 -> 00:14:03.000]:  He just stopped hitting me back.
[00:14:03.000 -> 00:14:05.000]:  I just was hoping he's all right.
[00:14:05.000 -> 00:14:07.000]:  I didn't even know if the dude's okay.
[00:14:07.000 -> 00:14:09.000]:  Are you good?
[00:14:09.000 -> 00:14:12.000]:  fishing stream's coming soon, dude.
[00:14:12.000 -> 00:14:14.000]:  I fell on that one.
[00:14:14.000 -> 00:14:17.000]:  Yeah, buddy.
[00:14:17.000 -> 00:14:18.000]:  I hate to love skateboarding.
[00:14:18.000 -> 00:14:19.000]:  I miss it.
[00:14:19.000 -> 00:14:21.000]:  Like crazy.
[00:14:21.000 -> 00:14:27.000]:  I love hate watching videos about you.
[00:14:27.000 -> 00:14:29.000]:  It makes my night.
[00:14:29.000 -> 00:14:30.000]:  All right.
[00:14:30.000 -> 00:14:31.000]:  I need everybody to type a three
[00:14:31.000 -> 00:14:33.000]:  if you think it's unhealthy
[00:14:33.000 -> 00:14:35.000]:  and a little weird to hate watch somebody.
[00:14:35.000 -> 00:14:37.000]:  That's never done anything wrong with me.
[00:14:37.000 -> 00:14:38.000]:  Now, I need y'all to understand.
[00:14:38.000 -> 00:14:40.000]:  If you think that's weird, type a three.
[00:14:40.000 -> 00:14:42.000]:  If you think it's normal and healthy,
[00:14:42.000 -> 00:14:44.000]:  then by all means, I mean, do your thing.
[00:14:44.000 -> 00:14:46.000]:  But that's just not normal, man.
[00:14:46.000 -> 00:14:47.000]:  You need help, bro.
[00:14:47.000 -> 00:14:48.000]:  You need some help, bro.
[00:14:48.000 -> 00:14:50.000]:  You need some help, kid.
[00:14:50.000 -> 00:14:52.000]:  I've done nothing wrong to you.
[00:14:52.000 -> 00:14:53.000]:  You're a weirdo.
[00:14:53.000 -> 00:14:55.000]:  You're a weirdo.
[00:14:55.000 -> 00:14:57.000]:  We-- oh.
[00:14:57.000 -> 00:14:59.000]:  Who the fuck invited this guy?
[00:14:59.000 -> 00:15:04.000]:  Who-- was it you, John?
[00:15:04.000 -> 00:15:05.000]:  Dude, my bad, bro.
[00:15:05.000 -> 00:15:06.000]:  I thought he changed.
[00:15:06.000 -> 00:15:09.000]:  Dude, he's-- this is-- what?
[00:15:09.000 -> 00:15:10.000]:  You--
[00:15:10.000 -> 00:15:16.000]:  I don't know, man.
[00:15:16.000 -> 00:15:18.000]:  I think you got to go, bro.
[00:15:18.000 -> 00:15:20.000]:  I think you got to go.
[00:15:20.000 -> 00:15:21.000]:  I do got a hard flip.
[00:15:21.000 -> 00:15:22.000]:  Yeah, that's a hard flip in the last--
[00:15:22.000 -> 00:15:24.000]:  this last trick's a hard flip.
[00:15:24.000 -> 00:15:25.000]:  What you mean, boss?
[00:15:25.000 -> 00:15:27.000]:  I'll show you a hard flip right here.
[00:15:27.000 -> 00:15:29.000]:  Right here, the next trick's a hard flip.
[00:15:29.000 -> 00:15:30.000]:  Nobody in the next one.
[00:15:30.000 -> 00:15:31.000]:  The next one.
[00:15:31.000 -> 00:15:34.000]:  Right here is a hard flip.
[00:15:34.000 -> 00:15:35.000]:  I'll show you another one.
[00:15:35.000 -> 00:15:36.000]:  I'll show you a clearer one.
[00:15:36.000 -> 00:15:37.000]:  We can see it much easier.
[00:15:37.000 -> 00:15:38.000]:  Hold up.
[00:15:38.000 -> 00:15:40.000]:  I got you.
[00:15:40.000 -> 00:15:42.000]:  Damn, if I can find it, bro.
[00:15:42.000 -> 00:15:49.000]:  Didn't I just put in my--
[00:15:49.000 -> 00:15:50.000]:  my Discord recently?
[00:15:50.000 -> 00:15:51.000]:  Damn it, dude.
[00:15:51.000 -> 00:15:52.000]:  I had slippers on.
[00:15:52.000 -> 00:15:53.000]:  Oh, it's on my Twitter.
[00:15:53.000 -> 00:15:54.000]:  It's on my Twitter.
[00:15:54.000 -> 00:15:55.000]:  Dude, check this out.
[00:15:55.000 -> 00:16:01.000]:  I'm sure it's all got all sorts of hate on it.
[00:16:01.000 -> 00:16:04.000]:  Right here.
[00:16:04.000 -> 00:16:05.000]:  This is last spring.
[00:16:05.000 -> 00:16:07.000]:  There's my moccasins on.
[00:16:07.000 -> 00:16:09.000]:  Oh, let me get a bigger-- bigger one.
[00:16:09.000 -> 00:16:10.000]:  Can you all see this?
[00:16:10.000 -> 00:16:16.000]:  Okay, Billy.
[00:16:16.000 -> 00:16:18.000]:  Damn.
[00:16:18.000 -> 00:16:20.000]:  What's that noise in the background?
[00:16:20.000 -> 00:16:21.000]:  I have no idea.
[00:16:22.000 -> 00:16:23.000]:  I don't know, dude.
[00:16:23.000 -> 00:16:24.000]:  I'm sorry.
[00:16:24.000 -> 00:16:25.000]:  Did anybody else hear that?
[00:16:25.000 -> 00:16:26.000]:  I popped that bitch.
[00:16:26.000 -> 00:16:41.000]:  I think I'm forgetting to do something wrong.
[00:16:41.000 -> 00:16:47.000]:  I might be.
[00:16:47.000 -> 00:16:48.000]:  I'm not sure why I tried.
[00:16:48.000 -> 00:16:50.000]:  No, I don't really ever got into the longboarding.
[00:16:50.000 -> 00:16:58.000]:  Yeah, if you-- you got to choose me first, of course.
[00:16:58.000 -> 00:16:59.000]:  Yeah, sure.
[00:16:59.000 -> 00:17:00.000]:  Oh, my God.
[00:17:00.000 -> 00:17:03.000]:  L.A.P. is fire.
[00:17:03.000 -> 00:17:06.000]:  Hate watching it.
[00:17:06.000 -> 00:17:07.000]:  I can never learn hard flips.
[00:17:07.000 -> 00:17:08.000]:  Oh, really?
[00:17:08.000 -> 00:17:09.000]:  They're great.
[00:17:09.000 -> 00:17:10.000]:  I love hard flips.
[00:17:10.000 -> 00:17:12.000]:  One of my favorite tricks.
[00:17:12.000 -> 00:17:14.000]:  I want to get them switched to your knowledge,
[00:17:14.000 -> 00:17:16.000]:  but I've never even got close to your knowledge.
[00:17:16.000 -> 00:17:19.000]:  I cannot get them switched at all.
[00:17:19.000 -> 00:17:21.000]:  I can switch to your flip and all your flip.
[00:17:21.000 -> 00:17:23.000]:  Okay, flip both ways.
[00:17:23.000 -> 00:17:28.000]:  I can-- I've done-- okay, dude, it's not gonna happen.
[00:17:28.000 -> 00:17:29.000]:  No way.
[00:17:29.000 -> 00:17:30.000]:  People are trolling all the time.
[00:17:30.000 -> 00:17:31.000]:  They're weird.
[00:17:31.000 -> 00:17:34.000]:  I did a hard flip on this kid's wooden penny a couple years ago.
[00:17:34.000 -> 00:17:35.000]:  Broke his board.
[00:17:35.000 -> 00:17:37.000]:  He tried to fight me, and I broke his jaw.
[00:17:37.000 -> 00:17:38.000]:  What the hell?
[00:17:38.000 -> 00:17:39.000]:  Jesus.
[00:17:39.000 -> 00:17:42.000]:  I mean, if he let you skate on him, yeah, that's his problem.
[00:17:42.000 -> 00:17:44.000]:  I mean, that's not-- that's not your fault.
[00:17:44.000 -> 00:17:46.000]:  That's fucked up.
[00:17:46.000 -> 00:17:47.000]:  Either way, that's fucked up.
[00:17:47.000 -> 00:17:49.000]:  Broke his jaw.
[00:17:49.000 -> 00:17:53.000]:  You gonna tell me to fuck off or ask me one--
[00:17:53.000 -> 00:17:55.000]:  I'm actually just gonna hit the ban hammer
[00:17:55.000 -> 00:17:58.000]:  and fucking completely forget about you.
[00:17:58.000 -> 00:17:59.000]:  Sayonara.
[00:17:59.000 -> 00:18:01.000]:  I don't deserve to be a VIP.
[00:18:01.000 -> 00:18:02.000]:  You don't.
[00:18:02.000 -> 00:18:03.000]:  I don't know who you are.
[00:18:03.000 -> 00:18:04.000]:  You're actually right.
[00:18:04.000 -> 00:18:05.000]:  And you know what?
[00:18:05.000 -> 00:18:08.000]:  Just because you said that, you fucking give VIP.
[00:18:08.000 -> 00:18:09.000]:  How does it feel?
[00:18:09.000 -> 00:18:10.000]:  Congratulations.
[00:18:10.000 -> 00:18:12.000]:  That is the kind of people we need as our VIPs.
[00:18:12.000 -> 00:18:15.000]:  The ones that do not think they deserve it.
[00:18:15.000 -> 00:18:16.000]:  Congratulations.
[00:18:16.000 -> 00:18:19.000]:  Can you flex your VIP in the badge in this chat for us?
[00:18:19.000 -> 00:18:21.000]:  Can you show us the VIP badge?
[00:18:21.000 -> 00:18:22.000]:  Can you type in the chat for us?
[00:18:22.000 -> 00:18:23.000]:  Let's go.
[00:18:23.000 -> 00:18:29.000]:  Can you do it?
[00:18:29.000 -> 00:18:30.000]:  He's not gonna show it.
[00:18:30.000 -> 00:18:32.000]:  He's not-- you gotta show the VIP badge
[00:18:32.000 -> 00:18:33.000]:  that gave you the VIP badge.
[00:18:33.000 -> 00:18:35.000]:  Can you at least show it to the chat?
[00:18:35.000 -> 00:18:37.000]:  Yeah!
[00:18:37.000 -> 00:18:39.000]:  Whoo!
[00:18:39.000 -> 00:18:40.000]:  Damn, that pussy nice.
[00:18:40.000 -> 00:18:41.000]:  Holy shit.