VOD at Austin_07 is back and sober(PARODY) [DIXEbbPaFa4].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.420]:  (soft music)
[00:00:02.420 -> 00:00:05.800]:  Cocaine, Coke.
[00:00:05.800 -> 00:00:08.100]:  I'm four days clean, guys.
[00:00:08.100 -> 00:00:10.300]:  And I'm gonna ask you guys to ask me every single day
[00:00:10.300 -> 00:00:11.140]:  if I'm clean.
[00:00:11.140 -> 00:00:12.540]:  Please.
[00:00:12.540 -> 00:00:13.700]:  I'm just being honest with you guys.
[00:00:13.700 -> 00:00:14.740]:  I'm not trying to get a whole bunch.
[00:00:14.740 -> 00:00:16.380]:  I'm proud of you and all that shit.
[00:00:16.380 -> 00:00:18.440]:  It's more so you guys gotta hold me accountable, dude,
[00:00:18.440 -> 00:00:19.280]:  if y'all would.
[00:00:19.280 -> 00:00:21.620]:  I know some of the real ones out there will.
[00:00:21.620 -> 00:00:24.180]:  I'm just gonna smoke a shitload of weed, dude.
[00:00:24.180 -> 00:00:25.160]:  I'm home now, bro.
[00:00:25.160 -> 00:00:26.980]:  I just, dude, I'll be honest.
[00:00:26.980 -> 00:00:27.980]:  Stop that mic.
[00:00:29.600 -> 00:00:30.860]:  It doesn't matter.
[00:00:30.860 -> 00:00:32.260]:  Your account was created 20 minutes ago.
[00:00:32.260 -> 00:00:34.200]:  If your account wasn't just created,
[00:00:34.200 -> 00:00:35.560]:  maybe I'd answer it.
[00:00:35.560 -> 00:00:37.560]:  But, what's it called?
[00:00:37.560 -> 00:00:40.960]:  I just stopped at my dude's crib on the way home, bro.
[00:00:40.960 -> 00:00:41.960]:  Dude, I swear to God,
[00:00:41.960 -> 00:00:43.740]:  'cause I asked him if he had any bud, right?
[00:00:43.740 -> 00:00:45.240]:  He had a little bit of bud, right?
[00:00:45.240 -> 00:00:47.000]:  He pulls out a fucking bag and was like,
[00:00:47.000 -> 00:00:47.840]:  yo, you want some?
[00:00:47.840 -> 00:00:49.280]:  And I was like, no, dude, I'm striped good.
[00:00:49.280 -> 00:00:50.440]:  I'm like, I'm good.
[00:00:50.440 -> 00:00:51.520]:  I'm fucking good, dude.
[00:00:51.520 -> 00:00:53.240]:  Got the bud, he's like, all right, man, whatever.
[00:00:53.240 -> 00:00:54.580]:  He's like, he didn't give a fuck.
[00:00:54.580 -> 00:00:56.160]:  He was saying like, I'm doing good.
[00:00:56.160 -> 00:00:57.040]:  He's like, leave it behind me.
[00:00:57.040 -> 00:00:58.800]:  And then when I got there, he does that shit.
[00:00:58.800 -> 00:01:00.040]:  Like, for real, real shit, dude.
[00:01:00.040 -> 00:01:01.160]:  Like, I fucking stramped.
[00:01:01.160 -> 00:01:02.760]:  Artie, Artie, I know,
[00:01:02.760 -> 00:01:04.520]:  but I already said no in a situation.
[00:01:04.520 -> 00:01:05.760]:  That's pretty good, bro.
[00:01:05.760 -> 00:01:11.580]:  (upbeat music)
[00:01:11.580 -> 00:01:23.000]:  - This bitch is weird, bro.
[00:01:23.000 -> 00:01:23.960]:  - Nah, pack it, dude.
[00:01:23.960 -> 00:01:26.400]:  This goes straight through.
[00:01:26.400 -> 00:01:28.320]:  I don't wanna pack it.
[00:01:28.320 -> 00:01:29.480]:  There we go, sorry.
[00:01:29.480 -> 00:01:32.060]:  (upbeat music)
[00:01:32.060 -> 00:01:48.240]:  - Why am I being such a fucking pussy?
[00:01:48.240 -> 00:01:49.600]:  Could be the fucking vagina!
[00:01:49.840 -> 00:01:52.420]:  (upbeat music)
[00:01:52.420 -> 00:01:55.000]:  (upbeat music)