VOD at Austin breaks headset, begs dad for $2, rages, and throws chair across the room [08vFhwm7YEg].mp4
[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.240]:  The black, come on.
[00:00:02.240 -> 00:00:13.720]:  No, I fucking lost it all, I just fucking.
[00:00:13.720 -> 00:00:24.640]:  There goes their fucking headphones.
[00:00:24.640 -> 00:00:39.640]:  God damn, man. I just lost 250 bucks, dude. Holy fucking shitballs, dude. Oh my fucking god.
[00:00:39.640 -> 00:00:48.640]:  This fucking game hates me so much, dude. God damn, dude. Fucking bullshit, dude. Oh my fucking god.
[00:00:51.640 -> 00:01:05.640]:  No. Alright, I'll see you all tomorrow, man. I'll see you all tomorrow. Dude, oh my fucking god.
[00:01:05.640 -> 00:01:10.640]:  Oh my fucking god, dude. I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind.
[00:01:10.640 -> 00:01:15.640]:  The time has come to once again answer life's most savory questions.
[00:01:16.640 -> 00:01:21.640]:  Whose cuisine reigns supreme? It's gonna be unbelievable. You've never seen this before.
[00:01:21.640 -> 00:01:24.640]:  This is Iron Chef America.
[00:01:24.640 -> 00:01:33.640]:  How much time do we have? Three. We have two. You ready for this? One time.
[00:01:33.640 -> 00:01:38.640]:  We'll offer their succulent variations. Today's secret ingredient is...
[00:01:42.640 -> 00:01:47.640]:  Exit cocktail of chemicals is used to extract the cocaine from the leaves,
[00:01:47.640 -> 00:01:50.640]:  bleach, kerosene and sulfuric acid.
[00:01:50.640 -> 00:01:52.640]:  What the fuck?
[00:01:52.640 -> 00:01:57.640]:  You're gonna have mercy on my soul on making me a sandwich.
[00:01:57.640 -> 00:02:01.640]:  Sausage. If you have something in my hands, I don't care.
[00:02:01.640 -> 00:02:05.640]:  Egg. Sausage. Going in.
[00:02:05.640 -> 00:02:08.640]:  That's not a scone, that's a biscuit.
[00:02:09.640 -> 00:02:12.640]:  A biscuit. Not a scone.
[00:02:12.640 -> 00:02:15.640]:  That is fucking disgusting.
[00:02:15.640 -> 00:02:19.640]:  Oh, fucking hell. Holy crap.
[00:02:19.640 -> 00:02:22.640]:  Hideous. Nasty.
[00:02:22.640 -> 00:02:29.640]:  Stay in the bed.
[00:02:29.640 -> 00:02:32.640]:  No one gives a fuck about what you think, bro.
[00:02:32.640 -> 00:02:35.640]:  I promise that you're fairly. No one gives a fuck.
[00:02:36.640 -> 00:02:40.640]:  Oh, it's not coming out my nose. Sorry. Here, look at this.
[00:02:40.640 -> 00:02:42.640]:  Bus.
[00:02:42.640 -> 00:02:46.640]:  Bus. Bus.
[00:02:46.640 -> 00:02:49.640]:  Do you have any idea how fucking deluded you sound?
[00:02:49.640 -> 00:02:50.640]:  What?
[00:02:50.640 -> 00:02:54.640]:  No. I was gambling. I was just making it in my title, like, "Hey, it's Honda Civic Time."
[00:02:54.640 -> 00:02:57.640]:  I get my Twitch check in a week, though.
[00:02:57.640 -> 00:03:00.640]:  And with some gambling wins, I might be able to get one in. We'll see.
[00:03:00.640 -> 00:03:03.640]:  See how the gambling goes in next week.
[00:03:03.640 -> 00:03:04.640]:  Sweet.
[00:03:04.640 -> 00:03:07.640]:  Oh my god.
[00:03:07.640 -> 00:03:09.640]:  Yes!
[00:03:09.640 -> 00:03:11.640]:  Yes!
[00:03:11.640 -> 00:03:13.640]:  I need to use your phone really quick.
[00:03:13.640 -> 00:03:15.640]:  No, shut the fuck up!
[00:03:15.640 -> 00:03:16.640]:  Shut the fuck up!
[00:03:16.640 -> 00:03:17.640]:  Shut the fuck up!
[00:03:17.640 -> 00:03:20.640]:  You're a fucking prick.
[00:03:20.640 -> 00:03:27.640]:  Dude, oh my fucking god!
[00:03:27.640 -> 00:03:30.640]:  Oh my fucking god, dude.
[00:03:31.640 -> 00:03:33.640]:  I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind.
[00:03:33.640 -> 00:03:37.640]:  Austin Peterson, don't gamble.
[00:03:37.640 -> 00:03:39.640]:  Don't gamble at all.
[00:03:39.640 -> 00:03:40.640]:  Don't even play the lottery.
[00:03:40.640 -> 00:03:41.640]:  All that's gambling.
[00:03:41.640 -> 00:03:43.640]:  Don't put a wager on anything.
[00:03:43.640 -> 00:03:44.640]:  The Bible talks.
[00:03:44.640 -> 00:03:49.640]:  Cannonball!
[00:03:49.640 -> 00:03:55.640]:  Operation, get some money.
[00:03:55.640 -> 00:03:57.640]:  Operation, get some cash.
[00:03:57.640 -> 00:04:00.640]:  Dad, can I have a few bucks for a drink?
[00:04:00.640 -> 00:04:12.640]:  a few bucks for a drink. Got a few dollars for a drink. Downstairs. Give it 3 bucks. I'll bring your change back. We only got big hundos.
[00:04:12.640 -> 00:04:21.640]:  No fucking way man. Oh my fucking god dude. Holy fucking shitballs dude. I love you. Got a few dollars.
[00:04:21.640 -> 00:04:31.640]:  This is it. This is all I got. This is all I got man. C'mon. Please man mom. Bring me back man mom. C'mon man. No. No.
[00:04:31.640 -> 00:04:40.640]:  Don't be even. Fuck off dude. I'm gonna wear 8 chains. No way I'm clean. Oh my fucking god.
[00:04:40.640 -> 00:04:48.640]:  Going odd was the worst decision I made all night. Still make it back.
[00:04:49.640 -> 00:04:52.640]:  What the fuck man? Why are you all disabled?
[00:04:52.640 -> 00:04:57.640]:  Dude I can't fucking withdraw my money.
[00:04:57.640 -> 00:05:05.640]:  This is fucking ridiculous. How can they fucking believe this? I'm fucking live with 200 viewers.
[00:05:05.640 -> 00:05:14.640]:  No one has access to my fucking email. No one has access to my BC game account. What the fuck is this bullshit? This is some fucking horse shit.
[00:05:16.640 -> 00:05:22.640]:  This is such bullshit, dude. This is such fucking bullshit. This is such bullshit, bro.
[00:05:22.640 -> 00:05:33.640]:  Man-Maw. Bring me back, Man-Maw. That's my Man-Maw's number. Yeah! Geez, man. Hold on one sec. I got you.
[00:05:33.640 -> 00:05:35.640]:  All right, all right.
[00:05:35.640 -> 00:05:38.640]:  Thirty seconds.
[00:05:40.640 -> 00:05:49.640]:  Okay, Dad. Give me thirty seconds, literally. Come on, black, black, black. Oh, my God, no fucking way.
[00:05:49.640 -> 00:05:58.640]:  What is my balance? Okay, man. Chill out.
[00:05:58.640 -> 00:06:09.640]:  [MUSIC]
[00:06:09.640 -> 00:06:20.640]:  That's exactly what you want to have to lose in two hundred bucks is your dad being a straight dickhead.
[00:06:20.640 -> 00:06:24.640]:  What a scam, dude. What a scam site, dude. A scam website.
[00:06:25.640 -> 00:06:31.640]:  This is such fucking bullshit I had to deal with this thing. Do not ever, ever use a PC game, guys.
[00:06:31.640 -> 00:06:38.640]:  This site is the worst fucking site. This is the worst fucking customer service I've ever fucking dealt with.
[00:06:38.640 -> 00:06:43.640]:  This is fucking horseshit. Do not use this site. Do not use this fucking site.
[00:06:43.640 -> 00:06:49.640]:  I've already lost two hundred, man. Man, I'm so... Oh my god, dude.
[00:06:50.640 -> 00:07:00.640]:  Stupid fucking game, dude. I swear to fucking god, man. Up in the face, over and over and over. Two free spins. Two free spins. Two free spins. Why can I never climb?
[00:07:00.640 -> 00:07:02.640]:  Why is that so hard?
[00:07:02.640 -> 00:07:07.640]:  Oh my fucking god, man.
[00:07:07.640 -> 00:07:09.640]:  Yo.
[00:07:09.640 -> 00:07:12.640]:  Yo.
[00:07:12.640 -> 00:07:18.640]:  Like, god hates me. God literally hates me, dude. It's so obvious. Somebody out there hates me, dude.
[00:07:18.640 -> 00:07:20.640]:  Fuck, dude.
[00:07:20.640 -> 00:07:21.640]:  Please.
[00:07:21.640 -> 00:07:26.640]:  Oh my fucking god, man.
[00:07:26.640 -> 00:07:28.640]:  Yo.
[00:07:28.640 -> 00:07:31.640]:  What the fuck, dude?
[00:07:31.640 -> 00:07:34.640]:  Oh my fucking god, man.
[00:07:34.640 -> 00:07:37.640]:  Oh my fucking god.
[00:07:37.640 -> 00:07:40.640]:  Third time's the charm, dude. It's gotta be.
[00:07:40.640 -> 00:07:43.640]:  This is such bullshit, dude.
[00:07:43.640 -> 00:07:45.640]:  You talk about some fucking horseshit, dude.
[00:07:46.640 -> 00:07:48.640]:  I so deserve to lose it all every day, don't I?
[00:07:48.640 -> 00:07:50.640]:  I mean, truly, I must.
[00:07:50.640 -> 00:07:53.640]:  Oh my god, dude.
[00:07:53.640 -> 00:07:56.640]:  What is this, man?
[00:07:56.640 -> 00:07:58.640]:  Come on!
[00:07:58.640 -> 00:08:02.640]:  I'm getting off, dude. I'm just gonna end this dream, dude.
[00:08:02.640 -> 00:08:05.640]:  Y'all have a fucking good one, though. This is fucking stupid as fuck, man.
[00:08:05.640 -> 00:08:08.640]:  No fucking way, man.
[00:08:08.640 -> 00:08:11.640]:  No fucking way, bro. I'm gone, man.
[00:08:11.640 -> 00:08:13.640]:  I'm leaving. I'm leaving, dude.
[00:08:13.640 -> 00:08:15.640]:  Y'all have a good day, man. This is so fucking retarded.
[00:08:15.640 -> 00:08:17.640]:  Fucking retarded.
[00:08:17.640 -> 00:08:19.640]:  Well, y'all have a good night, man.
[00:08:19.640 -> 00:08:21.640]:  I can't believe that just fucking happened.
[00:08:21.640 -> 00:08:27.640]:  Dude, I have 50 fucking dollars left, dude.
[00:08:27.640 -> 00:08:29.640]:  50 fucking dollars.
[00:08:29.640 -> 00:08:31.640]:  (outro music)
[00:08:32.640 -> 00:08:34.640]:  (outro music)
[00:08:34.640 -> 00:08:37.640]:  ♪ Sweet home, now, now ♪