VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/Bossman is back!! ：) 2023-11-08 11_18 [40377992-bossman-is-back].mp4
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[00:02:29.000 -> 00:02:39.920]:  I feel like doing the rock Johnson and Johnson's. I like okay. I'm gonna sound retarded, but I don't actually don't know what that is
[00:02:39.920 -> 00:02:46.540]:  The dirty old cut nice that guilt pussy nice. Wait what?
[00:02:46.540 -> 00:02:55.640]:  Well, you guys like that Kodak black song what's up frosty what's up Bradley with some Kyle? What's up? Ella? What's up y'all?
[00:02:55.640 -> 00:03:00.980]:  Tomato some mark. What's up? Copsie? What's up, E Claire bars? How you doing with some Finkleberg?
[00:03:00.980 -> 00:03:08.800]:  Yo, what's up? Crompax? What's up? Cannon? Yo, what's up? Way to rock? Yes, sir. Glad to have you bro glad to have you dog
[00:03:08.800 -> 00:03:20.360]:  Oh my gosh
[00:03:23.260 -> 00:03:27.740]:  Have you heard right so stolen halo got some new names in the chat
[00:03:27.740 -> 00:03:31.180]:  Hopefully some new new names in the chat tonight
[00:03:31.180 -> 00:03:35.340]:  Stolen halo brand-new follower
[00:03:35.340 -> 00:03:41.300]:  And not a brand-new follower actually sit in sideways not a new follower either my bad guys
[00:03:41.300 -> 00:03:43.540]:  They all were all new today
[00:03:43.540 -> 00:03:46.500]:  These rents will make accounts over and over it's pretty sad man
[00:03:51.020 -> 00:03:54.700]:  Wait Austin you said you got bud. Yes. I do. I do have a few nuggets
[00:03:54.700 -> 00:03:59.080]:  Not a whole lot, but I'm gonna get stoned to shit with my viewers tonight. That's what I plan on doing
[00:03:59.080 -> 00:04:03.100]:  How what are you gonna do tonight? Oh, man, all right diving to miss miss pussy?
[00:04:03.100 -> 00:04:09.580]:  Who else is pussy again diving? Oh, I love bloods mom. Those are some nice choices. There's some nice choices
[00:04:09.580 -> 00:04:18.020]:  Well, I'm playing me that they might seen you in a while bro. Is that really you after you little nuggy nudge
[00:04:19.940 -> 00:04:21.940]:  So playing beat
[00:04:21.940 -> 00:04:30.100]:  You know nuggets not a whole lot of gas though to me right. How you doing brother? What's going on?
[00:04:49.220 -> 00:04:53.020]:  What the fuck we have a missus smith in the chat again, look at this shit guys
[00:04:53.020 -> 00:04:58.980]:  All right guys until I get some juice what's I'm trying to figure out
[00:04:58.980 -> 00:05:10.480]:  Should I just run a poll let's run a poll guys, what should I play should I play RuneScape should I play apex or should I play CS go
[00:05:10.480 -> 00:05:12.480]:  Oh
[00:05:12.480 -> 00:05:24.540]:  There's like a bug this keeps flying all over my my neck and shit all right, but in the goddamn poll guys
[00:05:24.540 -> 00:05:30.240]:  You dirty whore
[00:05:30.240 -> 00:05:34.680]:  Non monkeys, no, no monkeys not an option
[00:05:37.480 -> 00:05:41.100]:  All right, what's gonna do this fly is driving me nuts. Can you guys see it flying around me?
[00:05:41.100 -> 00:05:46.360]:  This goes making a comeback
[00:05:46.360 -> 00:05:51.120]:  Sorry monkey not an option now right now anyway, maybe later on
[00:05:51.120 -> 00:05:56.340]:  All RuneScape one. All right fair enough
[00:05:56.340 -> 00:06:00.920]:  I think elements. I play elements. I was working on my Iron Man games. I
[00:06:00.920 -> 00:06:04.160]:  Don't even know you know something my we
[00:06:05.600 -> 00:06:09.820]:  My wee is green. What a name my boy. What a name
[00:06:09.820 -> 00:06:13.160]:  What a name
[00:06:13.160 -> 00:06:23.200]:  I used to look out for the boys
[00:06:29.760 -> 00:06:36.640]:  I'm a green pecker. That'd be something else. I used to look like old Greg. Anybody know old Greg? I don't know
[00:06:36.640 -> 00:06:37.400]:  I'm not
[00:06:37.400 -> 00:06:39.400]:  pretty much that
[00:06:39.400 -> 00:06:44.080]:  Not quite bro. I do not play poker. I would like to learn though
[00:06:44.080 -> 00:06:46.880]:  I wouldn't be a plus learning
[00:06:46.880 -> 00:06:57.080]:  Oh, we got a bot here got bought there and a bot there all bots. We got to take a bot out first
[00:06:57.080 -> 00:07:02.160]:  I tip a ton no London tip and fuck that trailer park. I started earthquake no surviving a visit
[00:07:02.160 -> 00:07:07.120]:  You push mongo. I put peas you could kiss that chain goodbye them boys flag and rob deer that I'm speaking facts
[00:07:07.120 -> 00:07:12.080]:  They fantasize I see a op and I put that boy on hauling me that cracker died and that ain't no throw it up
[00:07:12.080 -> 00:07:14.080]:  You were better than blackjack
[00:07:14.080 -> 00:07:19.440]:  I feel like doing the rock Johnson and Johnson shots he work with troll I call him pigs in the blanket cuz he got dry
[00:07:19.440 -> 00:07:22.440]:  I used to look out for them boys, but now they mad about the pop
[00:07:24.920 -> 00:07:28.260]:  I like this one Johnson and Johnson shots
[00:07:28.260 -> 00:07:33.040]:  We're not crazy to look out for people like crazy and they'll end up turning on you
[00:07:33.040 -> 00:07:37.020]:  This fucking fly is driving me insane, dude. I'll tell you what
[00:07:37.020 -> 00:07:53.920]:  Much better really
[00:07:53.920 -> 00:07:55.920]:  Okay
[00:07:55.920 -> 00:08:01.640]:  Oh shit, I hope so come man, I never know
[00:08:01.640 -> 00:08:04.440]:  Thank you very much suck on suck on
[00:08:04.440 -> 00:08:14.720]:  We have full 30 dreams that's pretty tight with a ballista - here's our fight right here guys
[00:08:14.720 -> 00:08:20.560]:  And it's stuck huh magnitude the opposite direction only thus also documents all partial says pressure
[00:08:20.560 -> 00:08:24.180]:  I'm a but for the Glock came with a cock all on the side who want to fuck
[00:08:24.180 -> 00:08:28.040]:  And now it's time to cook. I don't know why the hoodie judging
[00:08:28.040 -> 00:08:32.360]:  I'm the writer not the book. They say proud to get you killed so I put proud of all my pupils
[00:08:32.360 -> 00:08:38.060]:  And I look I carry choppers under wood. They say I miss understood like doing the rock Johnson and Johnson shots
[00:08:38.060 -> 00:08:42.280]:  He worked with troll I call him pigs in the blanket because he got draw I used to look up for him boys
[00:08:44.000 -> 00:08:46.000]:  The people holy shit man
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[00:09:12.240 -> 00:09:16.540]:  Don't know if I'm gonna win this one guys to be honest with you. I'll be honest with you guys
[00:09:16.540 -> 00:09:37.640]:  Fucking dude
[00:09:37.640 -> 00:09:39.640]:  Oh
[00:09:39.640 -> 00:09:59.820]:  My mouth is fucked up, I swear I got my mouth fucked up bro
[00:09:59.820 -> 00:10:01.820]:  I
[00:10:01.820 -> 00:10:03.820]:  I
[00:10:03.820 -> 00:10:05.820]:  Was born in the 90s
[00:10:05.820 -> 00:10:14.540]:  I'm a Clem who the fuck I'm around with bitch. I'm eight block of life, so I got that shit added
[00:10:14.540 -> 00:10:17.460]:  Teeth up on these niggas like the offensive line
[00:10:17.460 -> 00:10:23.580]:  Y'all can cluck it out. I was putting that time niggas steady hating cuz they jumped in behind me
[00:10:23.580 -> 00:10:28.760]:  I said fuck it get this money. I'm gonna kill on what kindness shit was adding up now
[00:10:28.760 -> 00:10:33.780]:  It's starting to manage use the shoot it out. It was easy to find us now
[00:10:33.780 -> 00:10:37.660]:  We get know the it's just homework designs before I come up up and crib
[00:10:37.660 -> 00:10:42.600]:  I gotta be through the blind boop jeans and my nikes in the jess you and I know
[00:10:42.600 -> 00:10:46.300]:  Whatever
[00:10:46.300 -> 00:10:57.660]:  I'm dead. Yeah, fuck man. I lost that one somehow. I had a lot of zeros and shit, but whatever
[00:10:57.660 -> 00:11:01.940]:  I got warm up
[00:11:02.020 -> 00:11:07.520]:  Like the meetings happen either car guys. I tried I've paid it to the pecan. I can barely pay it to the chat where I'm pecan
[00:11:07.520 -> 00:11:09.820]:  I'm bad with that
[00:11:09.820 -> 00:11:14.140]:  What's up dog red room damn I've seen a while bro. How you been brother?
[00:11:14.140 -> 00:11:18.900]:  Well hello there
[00:11:18.900 -> 00:11:20.900]:  Oh there
[00:11:20.900 -> 00:11:26.500]:  These ain't no gas jeans. I got a school. I'm still gonna map a nigga. Don't test me. I play to the left
[00:11:26.500 -> 00:11:28.540]:  I want to ride a try to finish me
[00:11:28.540 -> 00:11:31.940]:  Steering around with a blanket. How they'll catch me?
[00:11:31.940 -> 00:11:35.320]:  All these are ready that spot so he went to the next ski
[00:11:35.320 -> 00:11:41.620]:  Like on diamond soon as it pop. I'm gonna retire. He's saying I'm harder. He's saying garbage. I'm rich and god
[00:11:41.620 -> 00:11:45.440]:  We in Miami in the middle of the one and we on the chance keys
[00:11:47.540 -> 00:11:49.940]:  Holy shit, what is everybody do the DD shit nowadays?
[00:11:49.940 -> 00:11:52.880]:  What is everybody do the DD shit nowadays boys?
[00:11:52.880 -> 00:11:56.080]:  How's one now?
[00:11:56.080 -> 00:12:02.380]:  Oh my god, I'm so bad
[00:12:02.380 -> 00:12:16.360]:  I'm dead. Oh, I should be dead
[00:12:16.360 -> 00:12:18.360]:  They took your stick with bitch
[00:12:18.360 -> 00:12:21.460]:  Fuck my eyes. They be on my dick. They all be married rich
[00:12:21.460 -> 00:12:26.560]:  Come to fuck on good. That DD is shit just so busy, bro
[00:12:26.560 -> 00:12:39.900]:  These rappers really nice sale on the different they're going I'm pissed off many say don't press upon who I'm gonna get
[00:12:39.900 -> 00:12:42.720]:  Still like I'm Chris Paul back to back some purpose on my big dog
[00:12:42.720 -> 00:12:48.300]:  I was in the slum serving fed in all zombie land junkie time and where draws I've been getting to a lot of miss call turn it off
[00:12:48.300 -> 00:12:51.760]:  What the fuck is he talking about I should slap you for saying man quit the DD is shit
[00:12:51.760 -> 00:12:57.600]:  Fuck me. Honestly, they don't want the man. So they watching me different color bands like monopoly many must not be using this hair
[00:12:57.600 -> 00:13:02.800]:  If you thinking I don't keep a block me that's like suicide if you play with us got a better chance at the lottery
[00:13:02.800 -> 00:13:07.460]:  Call of ambulance when that chopper sweet make the crowd dance choreography once I got a plan in those
[00:13:07.460 -> 00:13:18.160]:  RNG so it's so bad. I mean, it's very questionable. And then here comes the DD shit again.
[00:13:18.160 -> 00:13:26.640]:  Get real man. You don't play like such little bitches nowadays.
[00:13:26.640 -> 00:13:53.560]:  Man, I'm done playing this shit. This is not very funny more. This is not when you're
[00:13:53.560 -> 00:13:57.320]:  on. When you can't hit shit, it's just not fun, dude. I mean, I hit him off prayer all
[00:13:57.320 -> 00:14:03.000]:  the time. It just doesn't hit nothing. Very annoying, man. I don't think it's that
[00:14:03.000 -> 00:14:07.700]:  skill base really. It's more RNG than anything. When it comes to a certain point, man, it's
[00:14:07.700 -> 00:14:15.720]:  like, and then some days your RNG just is so bad. It's very sus, man. That puts you
[00:14:15.720 -> 00:14:22.960]:  out 11. How 10, bro. This is Smith God. Damn. I'm gonna get high as shit. I'm gonna make
[00:14:22.960 -> 00:14:27.920]:  an apple pipe as I have nothing to smoke out of. I don't think I can smoke out of this,
[00:14:27.920 -> 00:14:36.480]:  no. I am suspended on Twitch, yeah.
[00:14:36.480 -> 00:14:40.320]:  I'm gonna get my money left pocket cocaine. Pull it poof white kettle and rotten in the
[00:14:40.320 -> 00:14:44.920]:  time. I'm a dirty baby from dirty body with a dirty case. I got a block with blinds
[00:14:44.920 -> 00:14:48.320]:  choppin on a block. I'm late doing jump a day smog it on the wall yellow timber like
[00:14:48.320 -> 00:14:51.960]:  his lumber. I want to make this I'm a like his bubble run TV in the shower. I'm gonna
[00:14:51.960 -> 00:14:55.960]:  give it as a bubble bath. I was in choppins. Let's go. It's gone. Good. How you been,
[00:14:55.960 -> 00:15:01.360]:  bro? What's up, my man? Guys, I don't even know how to run. Every time that they see
[00:15:01.360 -> 00:15:04.800]:  me be blue that I'm flossed up guy, crossed up, dick in the dirt and I bounced up. I'll
[00:15:04.800 -> 00:15:07.840]:  be catching this place. Fuck around the hip. I'll be eating a booty like I said,
[00:15:07.840 -> 00:15:10.800]:  to get it tossed up. Ha, drunk on my head. I'll be wavy. Ain't good, but I'm from
[00:15:10.800 -> 00:15:14.640]:  love starts sippin' lean with pick on pie on play by respect for that. We gon' die.
[00:15:14.640 -> 00:15:18.320]:  I'ma money so they believe I'ma be on time. I'ma ton on billow when I walk through the
[00:15:18.320 -> 00:15:21.360]:  wine in the kitchen, whipin' chicken, kind of bread like kind, good dog. Got a
[00:15:21.360 -> 00:15:24.320]:  man's gonna lick it like Johnny Dye and eat deep, murder water stick, carein' my
[00:15:24.320 -> 00:15:27.800]:  cash. Right pocket got money left, pocket go kind, bullet poof, white kettle that
[00:15:27.800 -> 00:15:55.600]:  I don't have any juice at the moment, see the streets getting dry from the go and
[00:15:55.600 -> 00:16:04.880]:  it's gonna take a trip, let's do it. Mmm, what to do guys, should I get on monkey then?
[00:16:04.880 -> 00:16:10.960]:  Should I get on monkey then? I gotta think of a ass, I was doing that. I shoulda just
[00:16:10.960 -> 00:16:21.280]:  rap to him. I just put on a rap beat. He on a treadmill at the gym really watching?
[00:16:21.280 -> 00:16:30.880]:  That's pretty cool bro, I'm not gonna lie. Alright, monkey it isn't. I gotta turn my
[00:16:30.880 -> 00:16:39.760]:  cam off here then. Alright wish me luck on monkey guys, wish me luck on monkey.
[00:16:39.760 -> 00:16:46.200]:  How's your hell is it gonna play out, let's see. Alright, what the fuck is this?
[00:16:46.200 -> 00:16:55.960]:  Like a band or what, what the fuck is, oh there it goes. Hello, boss man Jack here, how you
[00:16:55.960 -> 00:17:02.400]:  doing? Johnny, his name was Johnny. He got a really really small little Johnny. His name
[00:17:02.400 -> 00:17:08.360]:  is Johnny, got a small Johnny. He just skipped me because he's got a little slim gym. I'm
[00:17:08.360 -> 00:17:13.600]:  going in, I don't even hit the gym. But you know me, I'm gonna fucking win, these kids
[00:17:13.600 -> 00:17:18.540]:  are like, I'm not the fucking 11 years old, I gotta skip it. And then, God damn it, I'm
[00:17:18.540 -> 00:17:26.000]:  very balling. God he pippin. Peru. I don't even know English. That guy was not feeling
[00:17:26.000 -> 00:17:30.800]:  that, that, he was not feeling that uh, that insult to her mother. What's up, my geez?
[00:17:30.800 -> 00:17:35.560]:  You guys look like some fucking, now shit just chillin bro chillin. Just got done fucking
[00:17:35.560 -> 00:17:41.040]:  Mrs. Smith smashing that sweet pussy, man. Mrs. Smith pussy is fucking tight. Y'all
[00:17:41.040 -> 00:17:48.160]:  want next? Y'all want next on it? Hell yeah I got it. Wait, are you guys 18? Oh hell
[00:17:48.160 -> 00:17:52.320]:  no, nope, nope, you can't smash Mrs. Smith to your 18 boys. What's this kid
[00:17:52.320 -> 00:17:56.200]:  doing? What the fuck's he doing? Look like he's having a goddamn, well he's vaping?
[00:17:56.200 -> 00:18:00.920]:  You're not 18 though, you gotta be 18 to vape bro. Come on bro, what are you doing?
[00:18:00.920 -> 00:18:06.320]:  What are they doing? What are they doing? What was that kid doing? Oh no, don't do
[00:18:06.320 -> 00:18:10.400]:  this, no don't do this. Just get me pussy, just get me pussy. His name is
[00:18:10.400 -> 00:18:13.720]:  jacking off, I'm not fucking, I'm not doing that shit. We're not dealing any of
[00:18:13.720 -> 00:18:18.200]:  that bro. Okay, he's getting me good. Alright, I'm not seeing no dicks today, no
[00:18:18.200 -> 00:18:26.000]:  thank you. What's up bitch? Who are you laughing at you fucking pussy bitch? You
[00:18:26.000 -> 00:18:29.720]:  look like a goddamn. What are you gonna do? Punch me through your
[00:18:29.720 -> 00:18:34.040]:  screen? Come on baby, punch me through your screen. Come on right here pussy. Come
[00:18:34.040 -> 00:18:41.760]:  on here little bitch boy. You guys probably can't hear them. There you go.
[00:18:41.760 -> 00:18:49.640]:  That's better now. Andre. Hello Andre. How you doing boss? Andre. I'm just about
[00:18:49.640 -> 00:18:55.360]:  I'm just about to pay for a BBL. I can't give this money away. BBL. Yeah I can't
[00:18:55.360 -> 00:19:01.000]:  give this money away. What is that stand for? I've been trying to give this money away
[00:19:01.000 -> 00:19:06.500]:  for YouTube content. I got a YouTube channel every day. I give money away. So I've been
[00:19:06.500 -> 00:19:09.700]:  trying to give this money away to people under the monkey. I've been in anything. I see some
[00:19:09.700 -> 00:19:14.340]:  other content that people do to us. But people are not accepting the money, bro. Let me guess.
[00:19:14.340 -> 00:19:20.640]:  Let me guess. Let me guess. Hey, let me guess. I gotta send you something first. You don't
[00:19:20.640 -> 00:19:25.640]:  have to send me money right now. I'll give you my tag right now. Send me money. Don't
[00:19:25.640 -> 00:19:33.280]:  be a bitch. What? You scamming on monkey. What are you fucking grown as men scamming
[00:19:33.280 -> 00:19:42.560]:  on the internet? Come on, bro. And 30 seconds. New Zealand, Netherlands, Germany, France,
[00:19:42.560 -> 00:19:48.560]:  Germany, France, Germany, France, bitch. I can do it. You want me to tie me? Put your
[00:19:48.560 -> 00:19:51.860]:  timer on. You ain't got to send me shit. You're broke. You're sitting in your fucking
[00:19:51.860 -> 00:19:58.660]:  little, little, uh, beater. I got a portion of my driveway. I don't understand. Like,
[00:19:58.660 -> 00:20:04.860]:  I'm trying to be nice to people. People are still fucking, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
[00:20:04.860 -> 00:20:09.620]:  I use that word. I know it's super offensive. Yeah, look at you squine this little bastard.
[00:20:09.620 -> 00:20:16.540]:  Shut the fuck up. No one gives a fuck about your money. Nobody cares. Yo, I literally smashed
[00:20:16.540 -> 00:20:21.180]:  your mama's cheeks last night. I was in them cheeks, my boy. Yeah, stop this game,
[00:20:21.180 -> 00:20:27.260]:  bitch. Get a life, bitch. No, I don't have a Porsche. You gotta flex sometimes. You gotta
[00:20:27.260 -> 00:20:35.440]:  make shit up sometimes. What's up, G? Who the fuck is this page of me in five, four, and
[00:20:35.440 -> 00:20:44.260]:  six in the morning? What's up, G? What's up, G? You good? Okay, my brother tripping.
[00:20:44.260 -> 00:20:48.580]:  Yeah, you got butt in your hand. What you got, bud? You're good. You don't know English.
[00:20:48.580 -> 00:20:53.580]:  You don't know English, dude. You don't even know English. What do you, what's you got in
[00:20:53.580 -> 00:20:59.700]:  your hand, some bud? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Here, put this in the two. Oh, match.
[00:20:59.700 -> 00:21:07.340]:  Oh, you're gonna match. Yeah, I'll match you, bro. Oh, I got the gas. Gas pad. Zaza. Only.
[00:21:07.340 -> 00:21:12.540]:  Send me some Zaza. Send you in the mail? I'll tell you what, you send me 200 bucks. I'll
[00:21:12.540 -> 00:21:21.140]:  see you next. Say no mo. What's up? 200 bucks. 200 for the A's? I see you for we. I see
[00:21:21.140 -> 00:21:28.980]:  it. You got money like that? Don't lie. You got an off brand fake Nike headband on, man.
[00:21:28.980 -> 00:21:33.860]:  Come on, bandana. That's fake. Dude, I already know the brand. I already have a real one
[00:21:33.860 -> 00:21:41.500]:  in my closet. That's not even real. It's fake. Your whole life fake. You're
[00:21:41.500 -> 00:21:45.380]:  I don't fucking know, man. I'm trying to be funny. I'm streaming right now, bro. I'm
[00:21:45.380 -> 00:21:49.080]:  not even being funny right now. Sometimes I gotta smoke some more weed. I gotta smoke
[00:21:49.080 -> 00:21:54.220]:  some more weed. I got high. I'm on kick, man. Boss, man. Jay. All you got to do is
[00:21:54.220 -> 00:21:57.900]:  play Ben Boss on kick.com. How many things you got right now? I mean, how many do you
[00:21:57.900 -> 00:22:05.580]:  think I got? Yes. You won't believe me? Nope. Not like a whole, not a whole lot more. Not
[00:22:05.580 -> 00:22:12.620]:  more, bro. Yeah, actually it is a hundred one sixty seven, my gee. Look, pull it up
[00:22:12.620 -> 00:22:16.940]:  right now. I ain't captain. I usually get three, I usually get 300, bro. This is, this is
[00:22:16.940 -> 00:22:22.300]:  light work. I believe, I believe, I believe. Yeah, man. That's all I do. I don't even work
[00:22:22.300 -> 00:22:26.220]:  a job, man. No, no, no. You know my shit ain't fake. No, I was playing with you. I was trying
[00:22:26.220 -> 00:22:30.460]:  to be funny, but I was gonna see your reaction. Yeah, that's the $20 special, man. That's the
[00:22:30.460 -> 00:22:36.940]:  expensive shit right there. What you need? Oh, yeah. The Zaza? What you got? Your butt looking
[00:22:36.940 -> 00:22:41.580]:  brown, bro. Come on, man. You got the downtown brown made back. Yeah, you're not gonna
[00:22:41.580 -> 00:22:45.740]:  ridiculously sue. You're not your friend. Let's see the way he looks. Let's compare
[00:22:45.740 -> 00:22:50.140]:  weed. Let's see what your weed looks like. You're smoking meds. You're smoking home grown.
[00:22:50.140 -> 00:22:54.300]:  Don't smoke away. Midi, Reggie.
[00:22:55.500 -> 00:23:01.740]:  Nigga, I'm smoking in dead niggas. Okay. All right. What's that mean?
[00:23:01.740 -> 00:23:06.300]:  Hey, look up Katie and Kent. Don't look at dad, dad.
[00:23:06.300 -> 00:23:08.780]:  Okay. What does that mean though? You're smoking dead people?
[00:23:08.780 -> 00:23:11.660]:  I hear people saying in rap song, what does that mean? What does this mean?
[00:23:11.660 -> 00:23:13.260]:  I smoke dead people.
[00:23:13.260 -> 00:23:17.500]:  You roll them up in a blunt like their hair and shit or what?
[00:23:17.500 -> 00:23:21.260]:  Yeah. I'm rolling. His skimp though. His skimp. So I got to roll the skimp right
[00:23:21.260 -> 00:23:24.860]:  now. Could you land nigga? Who? Who are you talking about, man?
[00:23:24.860 -> 00:23:29.820]:  You trippin, bro. I bet I can rap. I bet I can rap way better than you, bro.
[00:23:29.820 -> 00:23:36.540]:  Let's have a rap battle. Hey, I got you. My little video shit. You're talking about the
[00:23:36.540 -> 00:23:41.660]:  big cajonad, big boss, man. So I can follow you. Big boss, man. I'm typing it. I'm typing it.
[00:23:41.660 -> 00:23:45.420]:  Yeah. I mean, I don't know better, but I can rap for a white boy. You feel me?
[00:23:46.300 -> 00:23:51.420]:  You're going a little skimpy. Skimpy sin. You gotta roll a piece of eighth up in that. Oh,
[00:23:51.420 -> 00:23:55.340]:  close the zone. Man, don't you hate that when you open up your brow. Hey, don't you hate that
[00:23:55.340 -> 00:23:59.180]:  when you open up your browser on your phone. Man, you ain't even paying attention. I'm
[00:23:59.180 -> 00:24:03.180]:  about to smoke. So don't you hate it when you open your phone in public and and you know what
[00:24:03.180 -> 00:24:10.060]:  pops up on your browser? You left it open? Hey, yeah, poor. Yeah. Don't give me, don't give me
[00:24:10.060 -> 00:24:16.860]:  band, bro. Give me band. Put a Z in front of it. What's up with that? Are you ready? Can you hear
[00:24:16.860 -> 00:24:25.580]:  this? Can you hear this beat? Hold on. Hold on. I'm about to play a beat. I'm out of my mind.
[00:24:25.580 -> 00:24:32.780]:  No, I did. Nah. What do you fucking NBA young boy? Ready? You gotta go old school biggie with it,
[00:24:32.780 -> 00:24:37.900]:  bro. Come on, baby. Real shit. I'm out of my mind. My slide. No, I'm bad. Is this right? Are you
[00:24:37.900 -> 00:24:44.300]:  rapping right? I can't tell you're rapping. Oh, man. What do you guys rate him chat? What are
[00:24:44.300 -> 00:24:47.180]:  you rating? What are you rating? What are you rating? I'm chat one out one out 10. Man,
[00:24:47.180 -> 00:24:51.500]:  can you shut up for a second, bro? It's like, yeah, fuck you. You don't even know how to rap, bro.
[00:24:51.500 -> 00:24:54.940]:  Hey, I won that. That was terrible, bro.
[00:24:54.940 -> 00:25:01.980]:  You hear somebody talking to you and you just go,
[00:25:04.540 -> 00:25:08.300]:  you know that look like I look like, what's up, G? I bet I can rap better than you. Okay, yeah.
[00:25:08.300 -> 00:25:12.700]:  He already knows better. He already knows he's about to get roasted. Like a marshmallow. What's
[00:25:12.700 -> 00:25:22.460]:  up, JJ? You want to hear me rap? You want to hear me rap? Okay. That's cool. Cool. I think I'm
[00:25:22.460 -> 00:25:28.140]:  intimidated. 200k. What's up, baby? You got 200k? What's up? Okay.
[00:25:30.540 -> 00:25:35.660]:  Let's beach whack. My phone's about to die too. What's up, jig? I can rap better than both of y'all.
[00:25:35.660 -> 00:25:40.380]:  I'm just saying. I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm just saying I can rap. Hey, I know. I still
[00:25:40.380 -> 00:25:45.740]:  smashed your mama's cheeks up. Yeah, I bet you won't. I already have. You see the wall? You see
[00:25:45.740 -> 00:25:53.980]:  the hole in my wall? Oh, you are wrong. You are mistaken, my boy. She loves this white meat.
[00:25:57.100 -> 00:26:01.500]:  How about you punch me through your computer screen? You see that hole in the wall? I bent
[00:26:01.500 -> 00:26:06.940]:  your mom over and smashed them sweet cheeks. That shit felt immaculate. God damn it, Jerry,
[00:26:06.940 -> 00:26:11.900]:  that pussy is immaculate. I said, God damn that pussy. Nice. You saw, I know you came and
[00:26:11.900 -> 00:26:17.340]:  listened to somebody for a second, can you? God damn that pussy. Nice. God damn, dude,
[00:26:17.340 -> 00:26:23.180]:  I just smashed that pussy, bro. God damn. What's up, G? What's up, bro? How you doing tonight?
[00:26:23.180 -> 00:26:29.660]:  How you doing? You looking like a character from a movie? Are you drunk? Bro, don't drink
[00:26:29.660 -> 00:26:34.220]:  alcohol, man. You just got to stick to the greens a la. Oh, what is that? Why? What is that?
[00:26:34.220 -> 00:26:39.020]:  Oh, yeah, that looks fun. You look like you're having a good time. Have a good night, buddy.
[00:26:39.020 -> 00:26:45.340]:  I fucked your mom last night twice. I fucked your mom and your sister, baby.
[00:26:45.340 -> 00:26:50.860]:  You, I don't know your mom. You don't know her? Oh, I'm sorry, man. I feel like a dick head now.
[00:26:50.860 -> 00:26:53.820]:  I'm sorry, bro. That's right. You don't drink. You get all in your feelings and shit.
[00:26:53.820 -> 00:26:57.900]:  Look at you on your face. Oh, what the fuck you doing, dog? What the fuck was that?
[00:26:57.900 -> 00:27:00.620]:  I'm out. That's when I would just
[00:27:00.620 -> 00:27:05.340]:  writing, you know what I'm saying? In person? Just fuck.
[00:27:05.340 -> 00:27:11.820]:  What's up, G? You look like a whole hoe.
[00:27:11.820 -> 00:27:20.060]:  What's up, you little bitch? Thurgin' off the people on the internet. You fucking weird
[00:27:20.060 -> 00:27:22.780]:  old fuck. Get a load of these guys.
[00:27:22.780 -> 00:27:30.380]:  Can I link up with a normal person that's just down to earth and can just talk to another human?
[00:27:30.380 -> 00:27:34.300]:  Is that so hard? Hello, sir. How you doing? Are you one of those weirdos that can't hold
[00:27:34.300 -> 00:27:36.940]:  a conversation down? Like a fucking, you know what I mean? Like a fucking weirdo.
[00:27:36.940 -> 00:27:41.020]:  Yeah, I'm chillin' out, man. Is everyone pissing me off, dog.
[00:27:41.020 -> 00:27:46.780]:  I'm doing, I'm doing fantastic, dog. I just smashed some cheeks, smoked a fat blunt,
[00:27:47.420 -> 00:27:50.380]:  and I smashed your mom's cheeks, smoked a blunt.
[00:27:50.380 -> 00:27:55.260]:  Oh, I pussy-nice. Goddamn, that pussy-nice.
[00:27:55.260 -> 00:28:00.060]:  Whoo! I love smashing your mama's cheeks, baby. That shit's alright.
[00:28:00.060 -> 00:28:04.940]:  Oh, really? You want to see the pictures of your mom, man?
[00:28:04.940 -> 00:28:07.900]:  Do you want to see the pictures on my phone of your mom naked?
[00:28:07.900 -> 00:28:10.940]:  All right. All right, you ready?
[00:28:10.940 -> 00:28:16.300]:  All right, here it goes. I don't. You want to see your mom naked? That's weird.
[00:28:16.620 -> 00:28:22.220]:  No, man. I don't want to see my mom. You got me there. I don't got no pictures of her.
[00:28:22.220 -> 00:28:26.940]:  Why would you take that personally? I live in another state, dude. I live in another country.
[00:28:26.940 -> 00:28:29.820]:  Why are you taking with someone saying to you on the internet offensively and personally?
[00:28:29.820 -> 00:28:39.020]:  What are you a fucking loser? Are you a loser? No. Not really. Why do you think that? I'll argue with
[00:28:39.020 -> 00:28:43.420]:  you all day, baby. I'm not even getting mad. You're the one getting mad. How am I a loser? Give me
[00:28:43.420 -> 00:29:10.380]:  two reasons why I'm a loser. I'm just having fun. Why can't you just take a joke? I'm older than you.
[00:29:10.380 -> 00:29:16.060]:  Take some advice. You talking shit to me and getting so mad at me makes you look like the fool.
[00:29:16.060 -> 00:29:19.820]:  I've done nothing wrong to you, bro. That's why I said fuck your mom. I did fuck your mom. I
[00:29:19.820 -> 00:29:24.940]:  mean, I smashed some cheese. But other than that, you shouldn't take things so offensive. You're
[00:29:24.940 -> 00:29:29.980]:  self-reflecting yourself, man. Making yourself look bad, bro. You know what's really funny?
[00:29:30.540 -> 00:29:39.500]:  Oh, here it goes again. So you're really funny. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. Oh, your mama's pussy is
[00:29:39.500 -> 00:29:48.780]:  nice. Oh, my God. I smashed some chicks, baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[00:29:48.780 -> 00:29:54.620]:  Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You okay, buddy? You stuttering? You stuttering a little bit, buddy?
[00:29:54.620 -> 00:29:59.100]:  I was stuttering because your mom's pussy was so nice. I was literally quivering in my bed.
[00:29:59.580 -> 00:30:02.300]:  Oh, oh, that pussy's nice.
[00:30:02.300 -> 00:30:08.940]:  See you later, buddy. Have a good life. Have a good life. I pray for you, bud. I pray you find the
[00:30:08.940 -> 00:30:14.620]:  peace. I pray you find peace happiness and the love you deserve, bro. Find some love in this
[00:30:14.620 -> 00:30:19.180]:  world, bro. You're a fucking loser, bro. Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, pussy.
[00:30:19.180 -> 00:30:26.940]:  All right. What a fucking punk. What's up, dude? Are you from Fairview? Are you from Virginia?
[00:30:26.940 -> 00:30:29.180]:  I'm in Virginia too, bro. What? Virginia.
[00:30:29.180 -> 00:30:36.220]:  Oh, you're not Virginia? You must be using a VPN because it says you're in stuff.
[00:30:36.220 -> 00:30:44.140]:  Oh, I am. I am. Yeah. I game along lines. I'm a gambler. I game with thousands. Big racks.
[00:30:44.140 -> 00:30:55.260]:  Big stack of runies attached. So you're using a VPN? Yeah. Yes. Hello. Yes. Yes. I gamble.
[00:30:55.580 -> 00:31:05.820]:  I'm sponsored. I'm really. Technically, I've placed my penis directly into your mom's vagina
[00:31:05.820 -> 00:31:10.460]:  last night. Wallows gambling on the slot. You feel me? Yeah. You think I'm mad right now, but
[00:31:10.460 -> 00:31:15.340]:  you're the one with issues, bro. I literally smashed the fuck out of your mama's cheeks every night.
[00:31:15.340 -> 00:31:21.020]:  Do you see his whole mobile? I bet your mom's sweet fat ass over. Suck my white cock in it.
[00:31:21.900 -> 00:31:27.420]:  And goddamn it, her head went right through the wall, bro. What's up, gee? Why'd you say you're a fat?
[00:31:27.420 -> 00:31:31.420]:  You a fucking weirdo, bro. You're a weirdo, fuck, bro. Get the fuck out of my face.
[00:31:31.420 -> 00:31:35.500]:  Fucking fat ass. I'm a fixer. Technically, I have a small penis.
[00:31:35.500 -> 00:31:43.100]:  Big diet. Oh, I don't want to see none of this, bro. No, look at it. What the fuck was that, guys.
[00:31:43.100 -> 00:31:46.780]:  That was a creature. That's what you call a, I'm on a creature.
[00:31:47.660 -> 00:31:52.220]:  I fucking, she just called. Crazy. Well, that's all these other content.
[00:31:52.220 -> 00:31:54.460]:  Is it because I'm on my VPN? Is that what's going wrong here?
[00:31:54.460 -> 00:32:01.580]:  Miami, we got two people, two friends. Hello friends. Hello. Hey, how's it going?
[00:32:01.580 -> 00:32:05.100]:  You guys want to hear me rap? Yeah, yeah. Let's fucking go.
[00:32:05.100 -> 00:32:08.940]:  Are you guys ready for this? I don't think y'all ready. Y'all aren't ready for this heat.
[00:32:08.940 -> 00:32:10.860]:  Can you guys put a beat on for me by any chance?
[00:32:10.860 -> 00:32:15.180]:  What the fuck, bro? What did I do wrong there?
[00:32:16.140 -> 00:32:21.260]:  Fuck you pussies. Oh, this guy's got the meme guy on his profile picture. What's up, gee?
[00:32:21.260 -> 00:32:27.660]:  You laughing but you're too, you're too, you're too pussy to even sit here and have a conversation with me.
[00:32:27.660 -> 00:32:30.540]:  What's up pussy?
[00:32:30.540 -> 00:32:36.140]:  Just kidding. How you doing boss? I hope you're doing good. I'm sorry. I feel like a dickhead. Oh, no, I'm not. You do kind of look like one of them.
[00:32:36.140 -> 00:32:40.860]:  Yeah, he's got the fucking Walmart McDonald's Wi-Fi.
[00:32:40.860 -> 00:32:44.060]:  Holy shit.
[00:32:44.060 -> 00:32:47.260]:  Hey, thank you daddy, bud. Thank you brother. What's up friends? How are we doing?
[00:32:47.260 -> 00:32:51.660]:  Yo, y'all want to hear me rap? You don't want to hear me rap? Let's go. Don't skip me. Don't be
[00:32:51.660 -> 00:32:55.180]:  Put it up. Put a beat on
[00:32:55.180 -> 00:32:57.820]:  Why are you screaming? I'm not screaming
[00:32:57.820 -> 00:33:01.100]:  This is screaming
[00:33:01.100 -> 00:33:03.100]:  I've talked like this when I
[00:33:03.100 -> 00:33:05.020]:  Ever raised
[00:33:05.020 -> 00:33:08.220]:  I think we're putting a gun at me for a second. I think about the shoot my ass
[00:33:08.220 -> 00:33:11.420]:  Are you gonna put a beat on are you gonna fucking put a beat on or not?
[00:33:11.420 -> 00:33:14.140]:  We gonna leave your ugly shit anyway. You look like a whale
[00:33:14.140 -> 00:33:17.740]:  Well, I step on the beach, bro
[00:33:17.740 -> 00:33:25.020]:  You look like no you started this you started this fuck you no, I'm not you know what? I don't want to be Eminem
[00:33:25.020 -> 00:33:32.220]:  I'm chilling look at your little little small-ass little blunt. I smoke big a eight blunts bitch
[00:33:32.220 -> 00:33:35.020]:  Like a goddamn
[00:33:35.380 -> 00:33:42.880]:  See biscuit looking ass. What's up? G you good. What is that bullshit? You guys just see that? Oh my god, that's so cringe, but
[00:33:42.880 -> 00:33:47.340]:  Let me hell let me get in a nice pose here. Sorry bro. Don't just ignore this
[00:33:47.340 -> 00:33:52.300]:  This I just went to some dudes thing you sit there like this you sit there trying to seduct some girls when they went and he's like
[00:33:52.300 -> 00:34:00.460]:  I like bro. Yeah, dude. Like what you're a monkey. Have dog. Go get your dick wet. You know saying
[00:34:01.660 -> 00:34:07.380]:  You good bro. You good. Yeah, bro. You're funny. I'm you know, I'm chilling man. I'm chilling. I'm about to smoke some weed
[00:34:07.380 -> 00:34:11.440]:  You just fart bro. I heard that shit you guys hear that shit
[00:34:11.440 -> 00:34:18.380]:  No the whole chat heard that shit. You just ripped ass. You just ripped ass thought you've been eating them beans for dinner dog
[00:34:18.380 -> 00:34:21.020]:  You just farted
[00:34:21.020 -> 00:34:26.660]:  It's okay, bro. Everyone forks man. It's okay, dude
[00:34:26.660 -> 00:34:29.300]:  You good. What are you doing?
[00:34:29.300 -> 00:34:34.080]:  You got his arm on my chair, bro. You good bro. Just relax man. I'm not I'm not here to hurt you, bro
[00:34:34.080 -> 00:34:41.940]:  I'm here to provide some bomb-ass Zaza for the low-low. Yes, you know I'm saying I got it for the five five G baby
[00:34:41.940 -> 00:34:44.740]:  What oh you got some THC vape?
[00:34:44.740 -> 00:34:50.200]:  That looks like a fatty bro. That's like a two grammer. What how much was that? How many grams was in that this is a three gram
[00:34:50.200 -> 00:34:52.580]:  This three grammer. How much that cost you? Yeah
[00:34:53.220 -> 00:34:58.720]:  Like 40 30 where do you is it legal where you live or I don't give a fuck if you did if it is
[00:34:58.720 -> 00:35:04.340]:  Bro, but I get oh, okay, so that's okay. That's not even a bad deal, bro. Three G's. It's not bad
[00:35:04.340 -> 00:35:10.020]:  Anyways, bro, take it easy, bro. Stay blessed. Yeah, say humble dude. Yeah, I'm saying slay that pussy
[00:35:10.020 -> 00:35:11.820]:  I'm say that pussy
[00:35:11.820 -> 00:35:15.540]:  Slay that we abuse that shit though. All right, bro. I'm a good one, bro
[00:35:15.540 -> 00:35:21.340]:  I said we abuse that shit. Jesus Christ. I just laughed along. Just trying not to be weird
[00:35:21.900 -> 00:35:27.260]:  What's up, Jake? You're a fucking crack. Whoa, dude. Whoa. What the fuck was that dude?