VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/100$ !stake !discord 2024-05-16 13_38 [83913550-100-stake-discord].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:13.580]: There we go. Oh, we're back? Alright, perfect. Okay, awesome. Hello, good morning everybody. [00:00:13.580 -> 00:00:23.680]: How we doing? Well, I don't know what we're going to do, really. What are we going to [00:00:23.680 -> 00:00:29.160]: do? I bought a bunch of shit last night, if anybody missed last night. Yeah, it's $14,000 [00:00:29.160 -> 00:00:37.080]: week yeah flex 14k and a lump sum every week it's 14k that's all i get to do it's okay yep it's [00:00:37.080 -> 00:00:43.000]: really good it's really good i bought a new monitor i bought a new keyboard yeah it's pretty [00:00:43.000 -> 00:00:49.000]: good thank you flex i got a new monitor i got a new keyboard um i bought a new mouse about an [00:00:49.000 -> 00:00:56.920]: audio interface for my microphone so i'll have this bad boy i'll have this bad boy set up [00:00:57.720 -> 00:01:03.000]: again this is a 260 mic it's a sure mic it sounds really good crispy so you guys will hear my voice [00:01:03.000 -> 00:01:09.960]: a lot better you can hear me attention mrs smith you are called to the uh pimp daddy's office in [00:01:09.960 -> 00:01:15.480]: the back room can you get here immediately please mrs smith i repeat mrs smith will you take that [00:01:15.480 -> 00:01:24.360]: fine ass to the back room so i can smash all right love you guys bye-bye i'm like the storm [00:01:26.280 -> 00:01:30.280]: Alright, what was I saying? [00:01:30.280 -> 00:01:34.280]: I lost my train of thought. Oh yeah! [00:01:34.280 -> 00:01:38.280]: He gave a rat $2.25 straw hat. Oh, awesome. $2.25, huh? [00:01:38.280 -> 00:01:42.280]: I don't remember that. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money, bro. [00:01:42.280 -> 00:01:46.280]: I almost make 10 times that in a day. [00:01:46.280 -> 00:01:52.280]: I thought I did! I did already! I swear to God I did! Hold on, let me go to it. [00:01:52.280 -> 00:01:56.280]: Maybe I didn't. Oh. [00:01:56.280 -> 00:02:00.280]: Oh yeah, you're not blocked. I promise. Wait, maybe you sent me a friend request, though. [00:02:00.280 -> 00:02:04.280]: Yeah, you sent me a friend request, though. [00:02:04.280 -> 00:02:08.280]: It won't let me send you a friend request. It just says [00:02:08.280 -> 00:02:12.280]: I'm unable to load everything. It's like you still have me blocked, I think. [00:02:12.280 -> 00:02:16.280]: Do you get $2k a day or all $14k? I get $14k once a week. [00:02:16.280 -> 00:02:20.280]: Don't get $2k. I kind of like it, though, because I'm going to have to straight tuck $4k [00:02:20.280 -> 00:02:22.280]: away every week. And then use $10k. [00:02:22.280 -> 00:02:23.480]: or whatever I wanted to put you in. [00:02:23.480 -> 00:02:24.780]: Really? [00:02:24.780 -> 00:02:25.400]: What the fuck? [00:02:25.400 -> 00:02:27.740]: I don't know what's going on there. [00:02:27.740 -> 00:02:28.140]: I don't know. [00:02:28.140 -> 00:02:29.800]: I can see a picture of you. [00:02:29.800 -> 00:02:31.180]: I don't know if there's a chat right now. [00:02:31.180 -> 00:02:33.320]: Let me try blocking you [00:02:33.320 -> 00:02:34.080]: and unblocking you again. [00:02:34.080 -> 00:02:36.240]: Okay. [00:02:36.240 -> 00:02:37.800]: Oh, hold on. [00:02:37.800 -> 00:02:38.560]: I can't see a picture. [00:02:38.560 -> 00:02:39.520]: It might work now. [00:02:39.520 -> 00:02:40.080]: It might work now. [00:02:40.080 -> 00:02:42.040]: I think I found the recipe, [00:02:42.040 -> 00:02:43.800]: the solution. [00:02:43.800 -> 00:02:45.780]: Okay. [00:02:45.780 -> 00:02:47.260]: Oh, now it's making me... [00:02:47.260 -> 00:02:47.720]: Oh, shit. [00:02:47.720 -> 00:02:49.720]: Now try sending one to me, maybe. [00:02:49.720 -> 00:02:53.700]: Yeah, try sending me one now. [00:02:53.700 -> 00:02:54.320]: I don't know. [00:02:54.320 -> 00:02:56.200]: I don't have you blocked [00:02:56.200 -> 00:02:57.460]: and I don't have a friend request [00:02:57.460 -> 00:02:57.840]: from you either. [00:02:57.840 -> 00:03:00.360]: Hey, bro, I got banned [00:03:00.360 -> 00:03:00.880]: on the last count. [00:03:00.880 -> 00:03:01.620]: I had like 31... [00:03:01.620 -> 00:03:02.100]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:03:02.100 -> 00:03:02.480]: What's your name? [00:03:02.480 -> 00:03:03.500]: What's your name? [00:03:03.500 -> 00:03:04.040]: I got you, bro. [00:03:04.040 -> 00:03:07.600]: Chat, chop, chop. [00:03:07.600 -> 00:03:09.380]: What's my Discord name? [00:03:09.380 -> 00:03:10.780]: It's OfficialBossManJack. [00:03:10.780 -> 00:03:12.380]: I think it is. [00:03:12.380 -> 00:03:14.200]: OfficialBossManJack. [00:03:14.200 -> 00:03:15.980]: I'll use this name. [00:03:15.980 -> 00:03:17.300]: Okay, sure. [00:03:17.300 -> 00:03:18.640]: I love what you're doing. [00:03:18.640 -> 00:03:19.360]: Thank you very much. [00:03:19.360 -> 00:03:21.260]: I thought you were able to get... [00:03:21.260 -> 00:03:22.520]: Pick who gets the sub when you get... [00:03:22.520 -> 00:03:23.340]: You can, you can. [00:03:23.340 -> 00:03:24.440]: All right, what's yours? [00:03:24.440 -> 00:03:26.440]: I got it. [00:03:26.440 -> 00:03:27.340]: And it's working. [00:03:27.340 -> 00:03:27.800]: It's working. [00:03:27.800 -> 00:03:28.500]: I knew I picked it. [00:03:28.500 -> 00:03:30.720]: I messaged you. [00:03:30.720 -> 00:03:37.580]: Soon I'll be alone by my own. [00:03:37.580 -> 00:03:38.580]: What's the problem? [00:03:38.580 -> 00:03:40.320]: Nobody can't fuck. [00:03:40.320 -> 00:03:41.700]: It's all said and done [00:03:41.700 -> 00:03:43.020]: and my cock's been sucked. [00:03:43.020 -> 00:03:44.380]: So now I'm in the cut. [00:03:44.380 -> 00:03:45.760]: Alcohol in the womb. [00:03:45.760 -> 00:03:47.220]: My heart's an open sword [00:03:47.220 -> 00:03:48.580]: and I hope he'll soon. [00:03:48.580 -> 00:03:49.320]: I live in... [00:03:49.320 -> 00:03:51.360]: In the cool opposite of Cancun [00:03:51.360 -> 00:03:52.760]: where it is never sunny [00:03:52.760 -> 00:03:54.160]: the dark side of the moon. [00:03:54.160 -> 00:03:55.500]: So it's more than right. [00:03:55.500 -> 00:03:57.660]: I try and set some light on the man. [00:03:57.660 -> 00:04:00.200]: Not many people of this planet understand. [00:04:00.200 -> 00:04:02.660]: I've got some issues [00:04:02.660 -> 00:04:05.280]: that nobody can see [00:04:05.280 -> 00:04:08.140]: and all of these emotions... [00:04:08.140 -> 00:04:08.500]: Hold on, guys. [00:04:08.500 -> 00:04:09.120]: Give me just a minute. [00:04:09.120 -> 00:04:10.900]: It's taking like one minute. [00:04:10.900 -> 00:04:13.540]: Holy crap, it's so loud. [00:04:13.540 -> 00:04:16.440]: It's only right. [00:04:16.440 -> 00:04:18.540]: This is the soundtrack to... [00:04:18.540 -> 00:04:20.540]: to my life. [00:04:20.540 -> 00:04:22.540]: The soundtrack to my life. [00:04:22.540 -> 00:04:24.540]: It's close to going trying some coke. [00:04:24.540 -> 00:04:26.040]: And a happy and new... [00:04:26.040 -> 00:04:27.040]: Holy crap. [00:04:27.040 -> 00:04:28.040]: How many did I say to you? [00:04:28.040 -> 00:04:29.040]: I was to coke, man. [00:04:29.040 -> 00:04:30.040]: Ignorance and bliss. [00:04:30.040 -> 00:04:31.040]: Ignorance and love. [00:04:31.040 -> 00:04:32.040]: Holy shit. [00:04:32.040 -> 00:04:33.040]: And I need that shit. [00:04:33.040 -> 00:04:35.040]: If I never did shows, then I'll probably be a man. [00:04:35.040 -> 00:04:37.040]: If I cared about the blood and the body... [00:04:37.040 -> 00:04:38.040]: Hey, my man. [00:04:38.040 -> 00:04:39.040]: I can't. Just give me just a minute. [00:04:39.040 -> 00:04:40.040]: I got you, though. [00:04:40.040 -> 00:04:41.040]: I don't mind at all, dude. [00:04:41.040 -> 00:04:42.040]: Talk about fam. [00:04:42.040 -> 00:04:43.040]: Hey, you should have... [00:04:43.040 -> 00:04:44.040]: I can get over it. I know I'm being a little... [00:04:44.040 -> 00:04:45.040]: I guess. [00:04:45.040 -> 00:04:46.040]: Hope I bring you some... [00:04:46.040 -> 00:04:47.040]: I'm actually pretty cool, man. [00:04:47.040 -> 00:04:48.040]: You're just... you're a misinterpretable. [00:04:48.040 -> 00:04:49.040]: You're just a turbo man. That's all. [00:04:49.040 -> 00:04:50.040]: Most of the dude faces be the most dirty. [00:04:50.040 -> 00:04:51.040]: I just eat it for a bread cook when I'm hungry. [00:04:51.040 -> 00:04:52.040]: Ass all chunky. [00:04:52.040 -> 00:04:53.040]: Brain is his headache. [00:04:53.040 -> 00:04:54.040]: Oh, my God. [00:04:54.040 -> 00:04:55.040]: How many... [00:04:55.040 -> 00:04:56.040]: Only things that calm me down. [00:04:56.040 -> 00:04:57.040]: Pussy and some Cali treats. [00:04:57.040 -> 00:04:58.040]: What the fuck? [00:04:58.040 -> 00:04:59.040]: Okay, I'm almost done. [00:04:59.040 -> 00:05:00.040]: I'm almost there. [00:05:00.040 -> 00:05:01.040]: I am happy. [00:05:01.040 -> 00:05:02.040]: That's just the saddest lie. [00:05:02.040 -> 00:05:03.040]: I've got some issues that nobody can see. [00:05:03.040 -> 00:05:04.040]: And all of these emotions are pouring out of me. [00:05:04.040 -> 00:05:05.040]: I've got some issues that nobody can see. [00:05:05.040 -> 00:05:06.040]: And all of these emotions are pouring out of me. [00:05:06.040 -> 00:05:07.040]: I've got some issues that nobody can see. [00:05:07.040 -> 00:05:08.040]: And all of these emotions are pouring out of me. [00:05:08.040 -> 00:05:09.040]: I've got some issues that nobody can see. [00:05:09.040 -> 00:05:11.040]: Oh [00:05:11.040 -> 00:05:33.240]: All right, I'll be back Kelly shit on me. Oh, yeah like me [00:05:33.240 -> 00:05:41.980]: You can give to whoever you want that's cap you can you can yeah, maybe not a mobile you might not be able to a mobile, bro [00:05:41.980 -> 00:05:48.920]: Oh, yeah, Maria like that one hit single or something. Yeah [00:05:48.920 -> 00:05:54.940]: You can yeah, maybe not a mobile you might not be able to have mobile, bro [00:05:54.940 -> 00:06:00.920]: Oh, yeah Maria like that one hit single or something. Yeah [00:06:00.920 -> 00:06:02.920]: Oh [00:06:02.920 -> 00:06:10.580]: I know actually make up the store. I should do that now really. I'm gonna look up that head shot [00:06:10.580 -> 00:06:18.920]: There goes I [00:06:18.920 -> 00:06:25.740]: Opened at 10:00 a.m. It opens in 16 minutes 16. I can go up there and get a bowl real quick [00:06:25.740 -> 00:06:29.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:29.420 -> 00:06:31.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:31.420 -> 00:06:33.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:33.420 -> 00:06:35.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:35.420 -> 00:06:37.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:37.420 -> 00:06:39.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:39.420 -> 00:06:41.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:41.420 -> 00:06:43.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:43.420 -> 00:06:45.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:45.420 -> 00:06:47.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 15. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:47.420 -> 00:06:49.420]: It'll take me 10 minutes to get back home 16. Maybe most part of that my stream [00:06:49.420 -> 00:07:19.400]: I've been on the kick for how long? How long have I been back on kick now? I think I got back on the 11th or 12th maybe. I think it might have been the 12th. That was the 11th. That was the 12th. How much you got left still having zeroed your 14th? Oh, I definitely have money. You're going to end up homeless. What makes you think I didn't cash some out to my bank account? Don't ban him yet. You're a rat, dude. You're a rat. You came to say you can't answer my question. What makes you think I don't have money? I did. I have money in my bank account. What do you mean? I bought a bunch of shit. [00:07:19.400 -> 00:07:24.220]: shit all right man whatever you think you're a loser everyone type an L in the chat for this [00:07:24.220 -> 00:07:30.180]: man if you think this guy's a loser please type an L just type an L just type an L guys type a [00:07:30.180 -> 00:07:35.180]: big fat L for this motherfucker you're a loser dog you're a loser you're a fucking loser dog [00:07:35.180 -> 00:07:42.100]: you're a huge huge loser you're a huge loser boss man I hope you know that [00:07:42.100 -> 00:07:47.500]: look at this loser ass everybody keep typing L's keep typing L's outdo him [00:07:47.500 -> 00:07:49.360]: I can't ban me, I'm trying to. [00:07:49.360 -> 00:07:50.480]: Everybody type L's, please. [00:07:50.480 -> 00:07:52.480]: Keep typing L's for this bitch ass. [00:07:52.480 -> 00:07:54.580]: Keep typing L's for this bitch ass. [00:07:54.580 -> 00:07:56.020]: My fucking kick won't load, dude. [00:07:56.020 -> 00:07:57.780]: What the fuck's going on, bro? [00:07:57.780 -> 00:08:01.540]: Here go L's. [00:08:01.540 -> 00:08:02.120]: Keep typing them. [00:08:02.120 -> 00:08:02.920]: Keep the L's coming. [00:08:02.920 -> 00:08:03.760]: Keep the L's coming. [00:08:03.760 -> 00:08:05.600]: Keep the L's coming, boys. [00:08:05.600 -> 00:08:06.860]: Keep them coming. [00:08:06.860 -> 00:08:07.580]: Keep them coming. [00:08:07.580 -> 00:08:09.040]: Keep them coming. [00:08:09.040 -> 00:08:09.120]: Keep them coming. [00:08:09.120 -> 00:08:19.060]: Yeah, look at him. [00:08:19.060 -> 00:08:20.260]: Look how mad he is. [00:08:20.260 -> 00:08:21.380]: We don't like you, dude. [00:08:21.380 -> 00:08:22.400]: We do not like you. [00:08:22.400 -> 00:08:23.960]: We want you to leave. [00:08:23.960 -> 00:08:26.600]: Now type a five if we're happy he's gone. [00:08:26.600 -> 00:08:29.700]: Type a five if we're happy that motherfucker's gone. [00:08:29.700 -> 00:08:31.600]: We don't want to see that. [00:08:31.600 -> 00:08:32.640]: We don't want to read that. [00:08:32.640 -> 00:08:35.000]: We don't want nothing to do with that bullshit, my boy. [00:08:35.000 -> 00:08:36.740]: Quit watching my pockets. [00:08:36.740 -> 00:08:39.100]: Quit worrying about my mother. [00:08:39.100 -> 00:08:40.420]: It's my money, dude. [00:08:40.420 -> 00:08:41.300]: You're fucking weird. [00:08:41.300 -> 00:08:42.340]: How much money do you have? [00:08:42.340 -> 00:08:43.260]: Clearly none. [00:08:43.260 -> 00:08:45.340]: If you're going to sit here and hate about how much I got. [00:08:45.340 -> 00:08:46.840]: You have Zippo money. [00:08:46.840 -> 00:08:48.480]: I make a lot more than you do. [00:08:48.480 -> 00:08:49.540]: I guarantee it. [00:08:49.540 -> 00:08:51.060]: Guarantee it. [00:08:51.060 -> 00:08:58.100]: Yeah, whatever. [00:08:58.100 -> 00:08:59.220]: Hey, guess what I found? [00:08:59.220 -> 00:09:01.640]: I found my fucking bull. [00:09:01.640 -> 00:09:03.020]: Cha-ching. [00:09:03.020 -> 00:09:07.080]: Let's pick up some ganja and hit a fat... [00:09:07.080 -> 00:09:08.660]: All right, I'm on my depot limit, bro. [00:09:08.660 -> 00:09:10.320]: I'm on my depot limit. [00:09:10.320 -> 00:09:11.400]: I can't deposit any more in. [00:09:11.400 -> 00:09:12.980]: I would be gambling right now if I could. [00:09:12.980 -> 00:09:13.860]: I have money. [00:09:13.860 -> 00:09:14.800]: I'm not lying about that. [00:09:14.800 -> 00:09:17.220]: Oh, I need some water. [00:09:17.220 -> 00:09:17.800]: I need some water. [00:09:17.800 -> 00:09:18.820]: Let's rip a fat barn rip. [00:09:18.820 -> 00:09:22.280]: I know, but that's not... [00:09:22.280 -> 00:09:24.480]: It's not something we talk about on stringing balls, man. [00:09:24.480 -> 00:09:26.060]: That's seen as illegal. [00:09:26.060 -> 00:09:36.520]: I'll be fine once I get it. [00:09:36.520 -> 00:09:38.640]: I'll be good. [00:09:38.640 -> 00:09:39.220]: I'll be good. [00:09:39.220 -> 00:09:43.520]: I'm on my pursuit of happiness [00:09:43.520 -> 00:09:47.700]: And I know everything is shining on this cover [00:09:47.700 -> 00:09:51.460]: I'll be fine once I get it. [00:09:51.460 -> 00:09:51.860]: Oh, yeah. [00:09:51.860 -> 00:09:53.100]: Man, I love this bomb. [00:09:53.100 -> 00:09:55.420]: I've knocked it over a few times. [00:09:55.420 -> 00:09:57.420]: I've knocked it over a few times. [00:09:57.420 -> 00:09:58.400]: It still works fine. [00:09:58.400 -> 00:10:00.560]: I've hit it up against a glass. [00:10:00.560 -> 00:10:01.760]: This shit is dirty. [00:10:01.760 -> 00:10:02.400]: I know it's dirty. [00:10:02.400 -> 00:10:03.240]: I know I gotta clean it. [00:10:03.240 -> 00:10:04.920]: But this motherfucker is a tank. [00:10:04.920 -> 00:10:05.760]: I call him the Hoss. [00:10:05.760 -> 00:10:07.160]: His name is Hoss. [00:10:07.160 -> 00:10:07.760]: It's in Philadelphia. [00:10:07.760 -> 00:10:08.040]: Yeah. [00:10:08.040 -> 00:10:15.460]: I wouldn't trust somebody in the chat. [00:10:15.460 -> 00:10:17.560]: So you better be very careful who you trust, boss man. [00:10:17.560 -> 00:10:19.120]: The Hoss. [00:10:19.120 -> 00:10:20.540]: I call it the Hoss. [00:10:20.540 -> 00:10:22.760]: Reminds me of my hog. [00:10:22.760 -> 00:10:24.380]: Wait, I meant my fucking arm. [00:10:24.380 -> 00:10:24.900]: My arm. [00:10:24.900 -> 00:10:26.720]: I'm just kidding. [00:10:26.720 -> 00:10:29.520]: Boss man, what's your favorite way to smoke? [00:10:29.520 -> 00:10:30.140]: Out of a bong. [00:10:30.140 -> 00:10:30.980]: And a blunt. [00:10:30.980 -> 00:10:31.580]: A backwood. [00:10:31.580 -> 00:10:33.440]: Bong and a backwood. [00:10:33.440 -> 00:10:34.780]: Bongs and backwoods. [00:10:34.780 -> 00:10:35.620]: We both start with B. [00:10:35.620 -> 00:10:37.320]: And booties. [00:10:37.440 -> 00:10:37.760]: And bitches. [00:10:37.760 -> 00:10:38.280]: What? [00:10:38.280 -> 00:10:39.700]: Doing good, boss. [00:10:39.700 -> 00:10:41.480]: My country is illegal one month ago. [00:10:41.480 -> 00:10:42.040]: Nice. [00:10:42.040 -> 00:10:42.940]: That's awesome. [00:10:42.940 -> 00:10:43.760]: What country are you in? [00:10:43.760 -> 00:10:46.060]: Pick backwood and exotic smoke. [00:10:46.060 -> 00:10:46.600]: We love that. [00:10:46.600 -> 00:10:49.900]: Let's take a fat rip for the string for the boys back home. [00:10:49.900 -> 00:10:51.360]: The boys and girls in the string. [00:10:51.360 -> 00:10:54.220]: So I have to hold the bowl in there. [00:10:54.220 -> 00:10:57.400]: So this is gonna be a little difficult, but... [00:10:57.400 -> 00:10:58.540]: Hold on. [00:10:58.540 -> 00:11:00.660]: It's a bit easier to do it sitting down, but... [00:11:00.660 -> 00:11:06.380]: Oh, come on, man. [00:11:06.380 -> 00:11:06.780]: You're kidding. [00:11:06.780 -> 00:11:07.620]: Hold on. [00:11:07.620 -> 00:11:10.720]: Here we go. [00:11:10.720 -> 00:11:10.720]: Here we go. [00:11:10.720 -> 00:11:33.580]: Oh, man. [00:11:33.580 -> 00:11:34.320]: That hurt. [00:11:34.320 -> 00:11:45.960]: Oh, man. [00:11:45.960 -> 00:11:45.960]: Oh, man. [00:11:45.960 -> 00:11:46.000]: Oh, man. [00:11:46.000 -> 00:12:04.300]: I'll show you a picture of it. [00:12:04.300 -> 00:12:18.340]: He's extremely dank, that's not really as good as fuck, anyone ever smoked weed before? [00:12:18.340 -> 00:12:26.080]: Dude's trying to make fun of my life, I mean my, my cough, that's so odd, there's so weird [00:12:26.080 -> 00:12:27.080]: people in this world. [00:12:27.080 -> 00:12:46.980]: I was low, you can get you stoned, that's an artist, you saying a rapper can get you [00:12:46.980 -> 00:12:52.880]: stoned, what the fuck does that mean? [00:12:52.880 -> 00:12:54.580]: This is bald man Jack, how may I help you? [00:12:54.580 -> 00:12:57.060]: Psych, I don't give a fuck, don't ever call my number. [00:12:57.060 -> 00:13:00.900]: Don't ever again, peace out bitch. [00:13:00.900 -> 00:13:16.160]: Who's that doctor, is he from Virginia? [00:13:16.160 -> 00:13:27.040]: Nah, fuck that, what's his name, Kid Cudi? [00:13:27.040 -> 00:13:57.020]: I'm playing this one, man, we're playing all the classics, something right? [00:13:57.020 -> 00:13:58.120]: They can't comprehend. [00:13:58.120 -> 00:14:00.960]: I understand him. [00:14:00.960 -> 00:14:01.600]: Give me a second. [00:14:01.600 -> 00:14:03.640]: A little bit more. [00:14:03.640 -> 00:14:07.140]: Everything will be fine. [00:14:07.140 -> 00:14:16.600]: Where's my fucking L-ring? [00:14:16.600 -> 00:14:20.540]: Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. [00:14:20.540 -> 00:14:25.700]: They got me thinking like I came from above, above, above, above. [00:14:25.700 -> 00:14:27.640]: Feeling like an airplane in the sky. [00:14:27.640 -> 00:14:31.020]: Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. [00:14:31.020 -> 00:14:36.200]: They got me thinking like I came from above, above, above, above. [00:14:36.200 -> 00:14:38.300]: Feeling like a bird sitting high. [00:14:38.300 -> 00:14:41.980]: I'm that man on the moon. [00:14:41.980 -> 00:14:44.520]: I'm that man on the moon. [00:14:44.520 -> 00:14:45.340]: Here we go. [00:14:45.340 -> 00:14:47.000]: Where's my fucking L-ring, bitch? [00:14:47.000 -> 00:14:48.920]: God damn, dude. [00:14:48.920 -> 00:14:50.520]: I'm that man on the moon. [00:14:50.520 -> 00:14:53.840]: I'll be posted with my blood and a bird. [00:14:53.840 -> 00:14:57.360]: I'm that man on the moon. [00:14:57.360 -> 00:15:00.300]: I'm up up on the moon. [00:15:00.300 -> 00:15:03.020]: It's like I will play all my stuff, baby. [00:15:03.020 -> 00:15:05.660]: Golly, baby. [00:15:05.660 -> 00:15:07.060]: I'm higher than a moped. [00:15:07.060 -> 00:15:09.360]: Higher than a kite. [00:15:09.360 -> 00:15:10.560]: What? [00:15:10.560 -> 00:15:12.360]: Me smoke weed? [00:15:12.360 -> 00:15:13.100]: I don't smoke weed. [00:15:13.100 -> 00:15:14.080]: What are you talking about, dude? [00:15:14.080 -> 00:15:16.980]: Now, how do I get this fucking game code, boss? [00:15:20.500 -> 00:15:21.040]: Nigga. [00:15:21.040 -> 00:15:22.120]: Whoa. [00:15:22.120 -> 00:15:36.620]: What the fuck did I get my code at, dude? [00:15:36.620 -> 00:15:39.400]: Via email? [00:15:39.400 -> 00:15:44.860]: I don't. [00:15:44.860 -> 00:15:44.860]: I don't. [00:15:50.480 -> 00:15:54.720]: My swag was a little different, but then my mind is hazy, hazy, hazy [00:15:54.720 -> 00:15:56.240]: Man, where the fuck do I go with that, dawg? [00:15:56.240 -> 00:16:00.620]: I be thinkin' and I'm wrong, but they the ones who make, make, make, make [00:16:00.620 -> 00:16:03.860]: I got the last laugh, nigga, nigga, nigga [00:16:03.860 -> 00:16:09.140]: I be that man on the moon, I'm the man on the moon [00:16:09.140 -> 00:16:14.100]: And I'ma do what I do, so do you, ay, ay [00:16:14.100 -> 00:16:19.360]: I be posted with my blood in a broom, I do [00:16:19.360 -> 00:16:21.380]: I'm that man on the moon [00:16:21.380 -> 00:16:23.040]: Where the fuck is this code at, dawg? [00:16:23.040 -> 00:16:24.680]: I'ma fuck on the moon [00:16:24.680 -> 00:16:27.020]: This is some fuckin' horse shit, let me tell you somethin' [00:16:27.020 -> 00:16:29.900]: Horse shit, horse shit, horse shit [00:16:29.900 -> 00:16:34.280]: Horse fuckin' shit, dude, when did I, when did I buy this shit? [00:16:34.280 -> 00:16:37.560]: Oh, it might be in here, hold on [00:16:37.560 -> 00:16:40.820]: No, I don't think it is, where the fuck is it? [00:16:40.820 -> 00:16:42.280]: Bro [00:16:42.280 -> 00:16:47.380]: What the fuck? [00:16:47.380 -> 00:16:49.340]: Dude, I was supposed to have a game [00:16:49.340 -> 00:16:52.620]: code for my Elden Ring, and I don't have it in my email [00:16:52.620 -> 00:16:55.800]: Yes, it's the Elden Ring code, where the fuck is it? [00:16:55.800 -> 00:16:56.920]: I wanna play that, right now [00:16:56.920 -> 00:16:58.960]: I wanna download it, though, at least [00:16:58.960 -> 00:17:01.360]: I don't get where it could be, bro [00:17:01.360 -> 00:17:04.000]: I'm so bad with this shit, my email's packed, bro [00:17:04.000 -> 00:17:06.880]: I ordered from Newegg, I searched Newegg [00:17:06.880 -> 00:17:08.780]: Wait a second, hold on [00:17:08.780 -> 00:17:15.240]: I don't see it, bro [00:17:15.240 -> 00:17:17.880]: Viewer man's order [00:17:17.880 -> 00:17:22.660]: God, man, this is fuckin' annoying [00:17:22.660 -> 00:17:23.980]: I don't see it [00:17:23.980 -> 00:17:27.060]: No [00:17:27.060 -> 00:17:28.600]: Oh, maybe it's there, yeah [00:17:28.600 -> 00:17:30.280]: Why would it say we got it? [00:17:30.280 -> 00:17:33.260]: Yeah, maybe it's there [00:17:33.260 -> 00:17:35.360]: I checked my spam [00:17:35.360 -> 00:17:38.360]: It says buy again, it doesn't say [00:17:38.360 -> 00:17:42.300]: Ineligible to cancel, okay [00:17:42.300 -> 00:17:44.120]: Your product helps [00:17:47.260 -> 00:17:50.020]: There's no product, this item is being delivered to you electronically via email [00:17:50.020 -> 00:17:51.840]: Please check your login, email [00:17:51.840 -> 00:17:55.920]: It just doesn't say if it's been enough [00:17:55.920 -> 00:18:01.160]: Bro, let me look again [00:18:01.160 -> 00:18:12.240]: I'm not feeling this right now, I'm sorry, guys [00:18:12.240 -> 00:18:15.840]: Okay [00:18:15.840 -> 00:18:16.040]: Okay [00:18:16.040 -> 00:18:45.040]: it says sold and shipped by Newegg. I bought it last night at like 11:56 p.m. so it's been 10 hours. No it's a digital key it says that. I don't see it anywhere dude. Fuck my life dude. I wanna play this game. [00:18:45.040 -> 00:18:48.320]: Come on, I'm spitting in money. [00:18:48.320 -> 00:18:49.920]: Yeah, I just checked my email. [00:18:49.920 -> 00:18:50.360]: Yes. [00:18:50.360 -> 00:18:51.840]: Who is it at? [00:18:51.840 -> 00:18:52.480]: That's where I'm looking. [00:18:52.480 -> 00:18:53.320]: I don't see nothing. [00:18:53.320 -> 00:18:54.960]: Let's check junk one more time. [00:18:54.960 -> 00:18:57.480]: It might be in my junk folder. [00:18:57.480 -> 00:18:59.560]: Oh, no. [00:18:59.560 -> 00:19:01.280]: Oh, no. [00:19:01.280 -> 00:19:02.000]: What the fuck? [00:19:02.000 -> 00:19:02.000]: What the fuck? [00:19:02.000 -> 00:19:10.360]: Don't know what to do, guys. [00:19:10.360 -> 00:19:13.320]: Can't be afraid of heights. [00:19:13.320 -> 00:19:17.820]: I should just write and renew that and say I never got the email back. [00:19:17.820 -> 00:19:24.820]: Oh, verification code. [00:19:24.820 -> 00:19:25.500]: Oh, no, that's not it. [00:19:25.500 -> 00:19:25.780]: That's fucked. [00:19:25.780 -> 00:19:29.580]: I'm telling y'all. [00:19:29.580 -> 00:19:35.000]: That's super hard. [00:19:35.000 -> 00:19:42.800]: I don't want to be a liar. [00:19:42.800 -> 00:19:43.300]: Don't say that. [00:19:43.300 -> 00:19:47.480]: Are you trying to mock me from what I said months ago? That's so mature [00:19:47.480 -> 00:19:52.780]: When do you deposit again 8:00 p.m. Dude, it's like 10 hours, bro [00:19:52.780 -> 00:19:57.340]: That's right. Don't you try to make me feel some time away. Jay Woods. You're fucking weirdo, right? [00:19:57.340 -> 00:20:00.640]: You want you know weirdo? I? [00:20:00.640 -> 00:20:05.320]: Mean [00:20:05.320 -> 00:20:07.580]: You can't cancel it says [00:20:09.260 -> 00:20:15.660]: Buy a different site and cancel that new shit. No, I can't cancel it. No, they can't cancel [00:20:15.660 -> 00:20:26.560]: And eligible to cancel [00:20:26.560 -> 00:20:31.260]: Building the other ones I can all the other items. I can do that [00:20:31.260 -> 00:20:49.880]: What do you mean for me no [00:20:49.880 -> 00:21:03.180]: I'm opening up the watch out. Hi there [00:21:03.180 -> 00:21:07.180]: Oh [00:21:07.180 -> 00:21:09.180]: I [00:21:09.180 -> 00:21:24.480]: I [00:21:24.480 -> 00:21:29.820]: Never received [00:21:29.820 -> 00:21:31.820]: Oh [00:21:31.820 -> 00:21:47.260]: We be in the clouds with all the motherfuckers and we spend more money than all of them [00:21:47.260 -> 00:21:51.160]: You know I'm saying niggas would be thinking they hard and they think they know [00:21:51.160 -> 00:21:54.320]: Yeah, 30 racks bitch [00:21:54.320 -> 00:21:57.080]: You know what I'm saying on champagne [00:21:57.080 -> 00:21:59.220]: No, fuck it. Oh [00:21:59.220 -> 00:22:01.220]: Keep them sparklers coming [00:22:01.220 -> 00:22:08.020]: What you doing? Oh my god and them niggas be over there. They'd be quiet. Oh, well, that's those channels represent [00:22:08.020 -> 00:22:12.140]: I'm not gonna get you see with us nigger because we spent 30 racks in the club. Oh [00:22:12.140 -> 00:22:14.480]: What am I doing now? Oh? [00:22:14.480 -> 00:22:16.520]: I do this to my head. Oh, I did it [00:22:16.520 -> 00:22:22.460]: Bear boom boom boom boom boom. I did check my words or it wouldn't nothing in there besides the center to send to my email [00:22:22.460 -> 00:22:29.120]: My monitors already been shit boys not like delivered but um [00:22:29.120 -> 00:22:31.120]: It's been shipped [00:22:31.120 -> 00:22:38.060]: You can also log in and go to your account dashboard on the left from orders is linked to the library [00:22:38.060 -> 00:22:53.780]: Where do I find that on fucking do I'm talking about I'm on new egg calm. Yeah, I will I just say let me get you [00:22:53.780 -> 00:22:55.780]: I'm gonna get you a [00:22:55.780 -> 00:23:03.520]: Here we go [00:23:03.520 -> 00:23:06.080]: Ships it says shift on you [00:23:06.080 -> 00:23:11.420]: So there's ship [00:23:11.420 -> 00:23:15.520]: I don't get it [00:23:15.520 -> 00:23:22.520]: They women [00:23:22.520 -> 00:23:36.220]: I got it. I got it two minutes ago. I [00:23:36.220 -> 00:23:43.220]: Wasn't trippin. I just got the the fucking key two minutes ago in my email. I'm gonna show you [00:23:43.220 -> 00:23:46.120]: You aren't gonna believe me [00:23:46.120 -> 00:23:52.160]: All right, here you go, let's look I got two minutes ago [00:23:52.160 -> 00:23:53.660]: That's so weird [00:23:53.660 -> 00:23:55.660]: Look, I got a 9:59 a.m [00:23:55.660 -> 00:23:58.460]: And it's 10:01 [00:23:58.460 -> 00:24:02.360]: Look it's right here. Oh shit. Oh, no, whatever demon. Oh my god [00:24:02.360 -> 00:24:07.560]: Yeah, we're giving that quick dude where I play we're demon at. Oh my god being serious, bro [00:24:07.560 -> 00:24:15.200]: Oh my fucking god. Somebody tell me dude. Somebody tell me where to fucking redeem it. Hello. Hello. Oh my fucking god [00:24:15.200 -> 00:24:21.320]: Where I don't know where okay? Okay. Thank you fucking Christ. Sorry guys [00:24:21.320 -> 00:24:26.320]: Holy fuck. I'm not gonna lose 55 bucks over fucking stupid piece of shit online [00:24:26.320 -> 00:24:35.780]: I'm not kidding. I'm being serious, but it's fucking which one is it? Which one is it? Which one is it? Oh my fucking god [00:24:35.780 -> 00:24:39.860]: It's gone, it's already gone [00:24:39.860 -> 00:24:45.140]: Someone's got it. Someone's got it. Someone's got it. Someone's got it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it [00:24:45.140 -> 00:24:50.860]: I get all my fucking god quite the steam. Are you fucking kidding me right now, bro? Oh my god [00:24:50.860 -> 00:24:56.680]: Yeah, I'm not the first to fuck out there. Sorry. Oh my god. That shit is gone. I'm such an idiot. Okay, here we go [00:24:56.680 -> 00:25:02.560]: Okay, here we go. Here we go, dude. It's not in the fucking options. It's only the DLC. Are you fucking kidding me? [00:25:02.560 -> 00:25:09.520]: Dude, oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god. I don't know what to do, bro. I don't know what the fuck you do, bro [00:25:09.520 -> 00:25:11.520]: Oh my god, dude [00:25:11.520 -> 00:25:14.440]: Bro, somebody help me [00:25:14.440 -> 00:25:16.780]: Somebody help me dude [00:25:16.780 -> 00:25:19.000]: No, I don't do that. I'll buy I have my own money [00:25:19.000 -> 00:25:23.120]: I'm just gonna be mad at my side to like some piece of shit, dude. Where do I redeem it on here? [00:25:23.120 -> 00:25:24.880]: Where do I redeem it guys? [00:25:24.880 -> 00:25:28.980]: Bottom left add a steam dance. Oh fuck. I wish I knew. Oh my god right here. Oh my god. Oh [00:25:28.980 -> 00:25:32.940]: My god, dude. Oh my god [00:25:32.940 -> 00:25:37.000]: That shit is gone. I guarantee somebody clipped it and got it [00:25:37.000 -> 00:25:41.800]: Just to fucking just to be a nuisance just to be a hassle not even cuz they want the game [00:25:41.800 -> 00:25:48.840]: It's been activated [00:25:48.840 -> 00:25:54.560]: I'm not kidding. It's gone. It's gone. Dude. It's gone duplicate product code [00:25:54.560 -> 00:26:06.140]: What wait, hold on it's cuz I bought it on another steam account you probably even [00:26:06.140 -> 00:26:14.520]: I don't understand dude. Hold on [00:26:14.520 -> 00:26:20.200]: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Why would you say that you're the ones help. I don't love you wrong, too [00:26:20.200 -> 00:26:31.200]: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, dude [00:26:31.200 -> 00:26:37.340]: Why would you say that you're the ones help. I don't love you wrong, too [00:26:37.340 -> 00:26:40.900]: You fucking need to get help, bro [00:26:40.900 -> 00:26:43.700]: Like what do I do guys? What do I do? [00:26:43.700 -> 00:26:45.700]: I just lost that machine [00:26:45.700 -> 00:26:51.520]: Yeah, I definitely lost it right now, dude. I cannot believe can somebody fucking help me dude. Goddamn, dude [00:26:51.520 -> 00:26:57.780]: It's not really it's not to mean I've got some money sweet and roll this pot I had to speed up cuz all these niggas slow [00:26:57.780 -> 00:27:00.940]: I probably won't be up in there if I ain't got a crow [00:27:00.940 -> 00:27:06.740]: This is great dude. It's the fact that I fucking lose some fat piece of shit for the free game. It's bullshit [00:27:06.740 -> 00:27:13.540]: Like in the movies that I watch in my jacuzzi rolling out the doobie see what's newest on netflix order another movie [00:27:13.540 -> 00:27:15.540]: See I'm smoking the best shit [00:27:15.540 -> 00:27:18.540]: Motherfuckers ain't ballin. So they see in the exit [00:27:18.540 -> 00:27:21.540]: I love doing that. I just really love it [00:27:21.540 -> 00:27:27.840]: I be going so hard some say I'm needing some rest got so much smoke in my lungs it ain't supposed to be in my chest [00:27:27.840 -> 00:27:35.720]: Here niggas talk, but don't even be on them jets, man. They don't even be seeing them checks, but you could tell my eyes get it nigga [00:27:35.720 -> 00:27:40.180]: I be getting dope dope take her all the places that she could ever make no sense man [00:27:40.180 -> 00:27:42.180]: Talk about the money, money, clothes [00:27:42.180 -> 00:27:44.180]: Wow [00:27:44.180 -> 00:27:47.500]: Somebody's definitely claimed it. That's crazy [00:27:47.500 -> 00:27:49.500]: No, it's fine [00:27:49.500 -> 00:27:51.500]: I'm a loser man [00:27:51.500 -> 00:27:57.500]: I can't believe someone's so down bad that they would steal a fifty five dollar game [00:27:57.500 -> 00:28:03.500]: A fifty. You are so cruel. That's so sad [00:28:03.500 -> 00:28:05.500]: So sad [00:28:05.500 -> 00:28:09.500]: I can't believe someone's so down bad that they would steal a fifty five dollar game [00:28:09.500 -> 00:28:10.500]: A fifty. You are so cruel. That's so sad [00:28:10.500 -> 00:28:11.540]: So sad [00:28:11.540 -> 00:28:11.700]: I can't believe someone's so down bad that they would steal a fifty five dollar game [00:28:11.700 -> 00:28:12.720]: And you're fantastic [00:28:12.720 -> 00:28:14.600]: Never to mind the things I'm moving