VOD at https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kick/$200 BONUS HUNT !discord !youtube !tiktok !paypal 2024-03-17 09_06 [61737331-200-bonus-hunt-discord-youtube-tiktok-paypal].mp4 [00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:08.520]: I'm out to plan a fitness, feel like Rick Ross [00:00:08.520 -> 00:00:10.960]: Shout out to all the pair, might be smoke, I told him sit on it [00:00:10.960 -> 00:00:13.720]: His ass broke the chair, they were sarcastic, told me to break a leg [00:00:13.720 -> 00:00:16.120]: But I don't care, they were sarcastic, told me to break a leg [00:00:16.120 -> 00:00:19.180]: Kevin Ware, bad bitches eat seafood, I bought a calamari [00:00:19.180 -> 00:00:21.540]: Hop up in the yo, I'm in the booth, I had to call Amari [00:00:21.540 -> 00:00:23.900]: Tomfoolery, don't throw a penny, he'll be extremely sorry [00:00:23.900 -> 00:00:26.340]: He did a drive by, his ass lying, country safari [00:00:26.340 -> 00:00:28.520]: I will retreat and that's a whole lot of guns [00:00:28.520 -> 00:00:30.860]: She hop up in the woods, she'll be a whole lot of fun [00:00:30.860 -> 00:00:33.280]: She gon' make that ass pop, I'm talking hot cross buns [00:00:33.280 -> 00:00:35.660]: We got every lit back, I'm talking long lost funds [00:00:35.660 -> 00:00:38.000]: I got bars like Luane, but I'm still tone flame [00:00:38.000 -> 00:00:38.960]: I overcame the office, I'm still tone flame [00:00:38.960 -> 00:00:43.020]: If you guys know about the late night streams, you just know they're better [00:00:43.020 -> 00:00:47.680]: You know these are the most, these are the most quality streams we have at this time of night [00:00:47.680 -> 00:00:50.360]: They're the best ones dude, you know why? [00:00:50.360 -> 00:00:54.760]: It's because I don't have to deal with a, no I don't mean to say this in a bad way [00:00:54.760 -> 00:00:55.920]: This is social anxiety [00:00:55.920 -> 00:00:58.080]: I don't have to deal with another human being [00:00:58.080 -> 00:00:59.800]: By any, any kind of human [00:00:59.800 -> 00:01:00.880]: For the rest of the night [00:01:00.880 -> 00:01:04.500]: I'm gonna go to sleep without having to do, I don't know, maybe that doesn't make sense to people [00:01:04.500 -> 00:01:07.920]: You know that I'm just more comfortable when it's like quiet at night or I'm just a night owl, I don't know [00:01:07.920 -> 00:01:09.620]: We're fucking locked in baby [00:01:09.620 -> 00:01:12.380]: I don't know what the fuck we're doing, why am I daily depositing it bro [00:01:12.380 -> 00:01:14.640]: Gamble, what are we doing boss? [00:01:14.640 -> 00:01:16.160]: What are we doing Gamble? [00:01:16.160 -> 00:01:17.440]: I don't know [00:01:17.440 -> 00:01:20.680]: It's because I'm easier here, don't care [00:01:20.680 -> 00:01:23.160]: Okay yeah, you doing gambles here? [00:01:23.160 -> 00:01:23.900]: Yeah that's true [00:01:23.900 -> 00:01:26.340]: Yeah right, you don't do shit [00:01:26.340 -> 00:01:27.560]: You don't ban people [00:01:27.640 -> 00:01:28.640]: You don't time people out [00:01:28.640 -> 00:01:29.780]: You don't hit me up [00:01:29.780 -> 00:01:30.660]: You don't call me [00:01:30.660 -> 00:01:31.680]: You don't fucking do anything [00:01:31.680 -> 00:01:32.840]: You don't do shit [00:01:32.840 -> 00:01:34.500]: You don't do shit [00:01:34.500 -> 00:01:35.680]: I'm just kidding bro, I hope you know I'm kidding [00:01:35.680 -> 00:01:37.220]: I hope you know I'm kidding bro [00:01:37.220 -> 00:01:38.780]: Do you ban people? [00:01:38.780 -> 00:01:40.060]: I don't see you ban people ever though [00:01:40.060 -> 00:01:42.120]: I was kind of being serious about that part but I don't see you [00:01:42.120 -> 00:01:43.440]: I did not see you ban people [00:01:43.440 -> 00:01:47.680]: Y'all just don't pick up the phone [00:01:47.680 -> 00:01:48.020]: Oh! [00:01:48.020 -> 00:01:50.560]: He's turning around on me [00:01:50.560 -> 00:01:55.320]: What is this? [00:01:55.320 -> 00:01:57.540]: What do you think, what is this? [00:01:57.540 -> 00:02:00.620]: Yeah you remember that silver bar you showed me in your room? [00:02:00.620 -> 00:02:03.040]: Yeah, it's on my fucking counter over there [00:02:03.040 -> 00:02:04.940]: Got him bitch, got him [00:02:04.940 -> 00:02:06.520]: No I'm just kidding guys, I'm totally kidding [00:02:06.520 -> 00:02:08.820]: I've never met up with Gamble or IRL [00:02:08.820 -> 00:02:11.060]: Wait, imagine if I did [00:02:11.060 -> 00:02:13.180]: I'm like oh yeah, oh yeah [00:02:13.180 -> 00:02:15.240]: You like that silver bar you had? [00:02:15.240 -> 00:02:17.600]: Yeah, how about you go find it? [00:02:17.600 -> 00:02:19.340]: How about you go find it real quick? [00:02:19.340 -> 00:02:21.180]: There it is, boom [00:02:21.180 -> 00:02:23.040]: Got the silver bar, that was yours [00:02:23.040 -> 00:02:24.100]: Now it's mine [00:02:24.100 -> 00:02:26.760]: What's up Gamble, how you been brother? [00:02:26.760 -> 00:02:29.200]: You fucking goober, you goober [00:02:29.200 -> 00:02:33.800]: I'm always up to something, never sitting on my ass [00:02:33.800 -> 00:02:35.180]: Except I do all the time [00:02:35.180 -> 00:02:37.760]: Just don't be my mom, oh shit dude [00:02:37.760 -> 00:02:40.400]: That is something that is gonna be tough [00:02:40.400 -> 00:02:42.100]: But I will do that, just for you [00:02:42.100 -> 00:02:44.300]: That's gonna be tough, I'm just kidding [00:02:44.300 -> 00:02:45.620]: What the hell are we playing? [00:02:45.620 -> 00:02:46.320]: Hey, let's run a poll [00:02:46.320 -> 00:02:48.680]: CSGO, RuneScape, or Apex Legends? [00:02:48.680 -> 00:02:49.280]: Let's run a poll [00:02:49.280 -> 00:02:52.380]: The first question, well the question is [00:02:52.380 -> 00:02:53.760]: What game should I play? [00:02:53.760 -> 00:02:59.780]: Okay, option number one is gonna be CSGO [00:02:59.780 -> 00:03:01.140]: Option number two, Apex Legends [00:03:01.140 -> 00:03:03.220]: Option number three, OSRS [00:03:03.220 -> 00:03:05.400]: Which is also called RuneScape [00:03:05.400 -> 00:03:06.800]: Here we go guys, vote in the fucking poll [00:03:06.800 -> 00:03:09.700]: If y'all would, that'd be great [00:03:09.700 -> 00:03:15.200]: Don't ask me to spit a verse [00:03:15.200 -> 00:03:19.200]: I'm not going on monkey ring, I'm not really in the mood for it [00:03:19.200 -> 00:03:40.360]: I'll see us goes no in it well I think I'm on a competitive cool down I was [00:03:40.360 -> 00:03:44.480]: thinking about monkey but not this time tonight I'm just like I'm pretty tired [00:03:44.480 -> 00:03:48.660]: alright just go we did win it I'm gonna get stoned and hopefully I don't freak [00:03:48.660 -> 00:04:04.800]: out like I did last time I never liked the zombies much I've never liked [00:04:04.800 -> 00:04:10.900]: zombies much actually I don't know why I've done I've not unlocked the premiere [00:04:10.900 -> 00:04:15.160]: yet it's a little while dude tell me it doesn't take a little while to get that [00:04:15.160 -> 00:04:18.120]: shit unless there's a faster way that I don't know about cuz it takes a little [00:04:18.120 -> 00:04:20.520]: little while to get that premiere unlocked bro i'm serious i'm serious [00:04:20.520 -> 00:04:33.400]: what the is this hey wait what was that hey hey cal sir thank you very much for the one month sub [00:04:33.400 -> 00:04:38.200]: is this in sub only mode yo everybody welcome back to the chat i was wondering why it's going [00:04:38.200 -> 00:04:42.040]: a little slow i know it's five in the morning all non-subs type of something in the chat [00:04:42.040 -> 00:04:46.680]: type something all non-subs type something say what's up say what's up everyone can type now [00:04:46.680 -> 00:05:00.480]: release the rats release the tails they all have tails uh does anyone else have that problem where [00:05:00.480 -> 00:05:07.240]: you can't say that it says uh you can't uh sub it's only a gifted oh it expired let's fucking go [00:05:07.240 -> 00:05:12.440]: fuck yeah dude i'm playing competitive then look i'm 85 percent of the way to premiere that's [00:05:12.440 -> 00:05:19.640]: that's nice that's exciting that's exciting competitive here we go boom let's fucking get [00:05:19.640 -> 00:05:28.920]: this fucking dog baby fuck out dude fuck yeah on this street you walk your feet invite me oh [00:05:28.920 -> 00:05:37.960]: nah dude i'm just gonna solo queue right now sorry bro on her knees yeah buddy i usually just meet my [00:05:37.960 -> 00:05:42.060]: teammates and shit i'm playing by myself i got some vertigo i'm not that good at this map but [00:05:42.060 -> 00:05:42.420]: we'll try it [00:05:42.420 -> 00:05:44.960]: if it even goes through [00:05:44.960 -> 00:05:50.360]: yeah right fuck what's that supposed to mean [00:05:50.360 -> 00:05:55.200]: oh i was about to say what the fuck you mean dude okay ass beat okay [00:05:55.200 -> 00:06:01.620]: okay whatever i was like bro i'm on you though give me [00:06:01.620 -> 00:06:03.240]: what you mean [00:06:03.240 -> 00:06:08.080]: he meant it a different way he meant it a different way dude [00:06:08.080 -> 00:06:11.720]: gonna get with tomorrow jack uh finally went even and a little profit after five hours playing like [00:06:11.720 -> 00:06:12.040]: a pussy [00:06:12.040 -> 00:06:16.300]: but i hit tomorrow with juicy up dude you gotta risk it for the biscuit dog [00:06:16.300 -> 00:06:20.420]: i don't know you can't sometimes it doesn't work out though it's tough [00:06:20.420 -> 00:06:23.260]: gambling's gambling if you guys i'll run this bitch oh never mind [00:06:23.260 -> 00:06:29.460]: bro i think there's douchebags fucking this up that are in my stream i'm not gonna lie i just [00:06:29.460 -> 00:06:34.940]: gave everybody an idea too that's just fucking great what the fuck is this how the fuck do you [00:06:34.940 -> 00:06:40.340]: queue for something five of them of the ten five of us that are you know what i'm saying and fucking [00:06:40.340 -> 00:06:47.300]: not ready up like 10 seconds later hopefully what they need to do is like send them back to [00:06:47.300 -> 00:06:50.740]: the back of the queue the ones that don't ready up put them in the back of the line [00:06:50.740 -> 00:06:54.980]: so once the ones that we can oh dust too come on we gotta get this we gotta get this [00:06:54.980 -> 00:07:02.900]: come on come on i love dust too i love dust too come on please start it up baby please man please [00:07:05.460 -> 00:07:13.220]: dude please oh my god bro are you gaming right now no way dude there is no oh my god we're in [00:07:13.220 -> 00:07:20.100]: that's good all right i need to tell you um tell me if the music's too loud or the uh game volumes [00:07:20.100 -> 00:07:23.380]: are too loud or anything like that i definitely gotta warm up i haven't played this game like a [00:07:23.380 -> 00:07:33.540]: week i haven't played this game like a the on my face dog what do you think oh my oh my [00:07:33.540 -> 00:07:35.380]: escape key fell off my keypad [00:07:35.380 -> 00:07:37.700]: board oh it's right here okay gotta put that back on [00:07:37.700 -> 00:07:42.340]: okay there we go [00:07:42.340 -> 00:07:48.500]: my i know my my knife is like not that nice but i like it it's still a unique knife [00:07:48.500 -> 00:07:52.260]: yeah thank you guys still a knife right [00:07:52.260 -> 00:07:59.460]: it's your car okay thank you for letting me know that should be good right there [00:07:59.460 -> 00:08:07.140]: Wait, I didn't, okay [00:08:07.140 -> 00:08:10.120]: Let's push A long, everybody A long, everybody A long [00:08:10.120 -> 00:08:11.580]: Everybody grab your fucking guns [00:08:11.580 -> 00:08:13.780]: Yeah, dude, I'm gonna fuck your mom, bitch, what's her name? [00:08:13.780 -> 00:08:15.680]: Oh, that's right [00:08:15.680 -> 00:08:17.400]: Your mom's at my house right now [00:08:17.400 -> 00:08:19.860]: You like that? You like them apples? [00:08:19.860 -> 00:08:21.440]: Oh my god, yo, my god [00:08:21.440 -> 00:08:23.700]: Stop bending over, stop bending over, baby [00:08:23.700 -> 00:08:25.860]: I'm gonna get a hard on, I'm gonna get a hard on [00:08:25.860 -> 00:08:27.700]: Bunch of fucking pussies [00:08:28.400 -> 00:08:43.600]: Oh my god, that gun is some bullshit [00:08:43.600 -> 00:08:45.820]: Why don't I get a one-shot weapon? [00:08:45.820 -> 00:08:48.020]: I want a one-shot headshot weapon [00:08:48.020 -> 00:08:49.600]: Isn't that one-shot headshot? [00:08:49.600 -> 00:08:51.100]: I gotta warm up, like I said [00:08:51.100 -> 00:08:53.160]: I'm definitely not the best at this game either [00:08:53.160 -> 00:08:55.560]: Bunch of pussies lost [00:08:55.560 -> 00:08:57.340]: Get good [00:08:57.340 -> 00:09:00.580]: Damn, you guys start today or what? [00:09:00.580 -> 00:09:02.580]: Holy shitballs. [00:09:02.580 -> 00:09:03.200]: I'm just kidding. [00:09:03.200 -> 00:09:03.760]: I'm just kidding. [00:09:03.760 -> 00:09:05.040]: I'm fucking streaming. [00:09:05.040 -> 00:09:05.840]: Hey, how you doing, bud? [00:09:05.840 -> 00:09:06.740]: That's a cool mask, dog. [00:09:06.740 -> 00:09:08.200]: That's a cool mask, homie. [00:09:08.200 -> 00:09:10.040]: That looks like... [00:09:10.040 -> 00:09:10.800]: What's that supposed to be? [00:09:10.800 -> 00:09:12.400]: I scare you? [00:09:12.400 -> 00:09:17.720]: You're fucking weird as shit. [00:09:17.720 -> 00:09:20.380]: The only thing that scares me is your mom's saggy ass titties. [00:09:20.380 -> 00:09:21.560]: They're fucking disgusting. [00:09:21.560 -> 00:09:24.560]: Dude, stop. [00:09:24.560 -> 00:09:25.080]: Stop. [00:09:25.080 -> 00:09:26.380]: Dude, stop, dude. [00:09:26.380 -> 00:09:27.060]: That's disgusting. [00:09:27.060 -> 00:09:29.120]: You guys are gross and are going to hell. [00:09:29.120 -> 00:09:29.500]: I'll tell you. [00:09:29.500 -> 00:09:30.140]: I swear to God. [00:09:30.140 -> 00:09:33.060]: All right, what's the fucking plan? [00:09:33.060 -> 00:09:34.700]: Do we use communication here? [00:09:34.700 -> 00:09:35.160]: Do we use... [00:09:35.160 -> 00:09:37.120]: Or we just fucking sit here and fucking put a thumbs up? [00:09:37.120 -> 00:09:38.460]: Let's fucking go A-long again. [00:09:38.460 -> 00:09:39.360]: Don't be a bunch of pussies. [00:09:39.360 -> 00:09:41.020]: Wow, fucking minute long? [00:09:41.020 -> 00:09:41.580]: What the hell? [00:09:41.580 -> 00:09:43.980]: Hey, come drop me a follow on my Kik, guys. [00:09:43.980 -> 00:09:45.860]: You guys ever heard of Kik.com, the streaming platform? [00:09:45.860 -> 00:09:50.220]: Yeah, that's where me and your mom have our OnlyFans videos [00:09:50.220 -> 00:09:51.220]: if you want to come drop a follow. [00:09:51.220 -> 00:09:52.060]: It's up to you. [00:09:52.060 -> 00:09:54.120]: Can I squeeze your pug? [00:09:54.120 -> 00:09:55.880]: You can fucking squeeze your... [00:09:55.880 -> 00:09:56.840]: No, dude, what the fuck does that mean? [00:09:56.840 -> 00:10:00.380]: What is up with these weirdos in this game, dude? [00:10:00.380 -> 00:10:01.080]: Do you guys hear this? [00:10:01.080 -> 00:10:02.240]: Chat, do you guys hear this? [00:10:02.240 -> 00:10:04.480]: You're a fucking flame lord, [00:10:04.480 -> 00:10:05.880]: and I don't want you to do anything like that. [00:10:05.880 -> 00:10:07.760]: Okay, buddy? [00:10:07.760 -> 00:10:08.480]: You hear me? [00:10:08.480 -> 00:10:09.220]: That's fucking right. [00:10:09.220 -> 00:10:10.800]: You fucking dropped the bomb like a good boy. [00:10:10.800 -> 00:10:12.080]: That's what I'm talking about, bitch. [00:10:12.080 -> 00:10:14.260]: You little loyal-ass little puppy. [00:10:14.260 -> 00:10:15.380]: Ah, shut the fuck up. [00:10:15.380 -> 00:10:16.320]: Shut the fuck up. [00:10:16.320 -> 00:10:17.360]: Shut the fuck up. [00:10:17.360 -> 00:10:22.460]: Oh, my God. [00:10:22.460 -> 00:10:24.640]: Dude, I thought this little thing on my screen was my cursor. [00:10:24.640 -> 00:10:31.000]: Oh my god I'm fucking low HP [00:10:31.000 -> 00:10:32.420]: That's sketchy dude [00:10:32.420 -> 00:10:33.600]: I'm gonna let my teammates die [00:10:33.600 -> 00:10:35.900]: I'm gonna let them all die [00:10:35.900 -> 00:10:36.640]: I'm gonna go run the bomb [00:10:36.640 -> 00:10:39.260]: They have weapon [00:10:39.260 -> 00:10:41.380]: Shut the fuck up pussy [00:10:41.380 -> 00:10:43.040]: I'm warming up [00:10:43.040 -> 00:10:44.680]: Oh my god [00:10:44.680 -> 00:10:50.760]: Who the fuck do you think you are [00:10:50.760 -> 00:10:51.720]: We're going B bitch [00:10:51.720 -> 00:10:53.240]: Everybody go B [00:10:53.240 -> 00:10:56.540]: Just kidding, we'll go ahead, we'll go ahead. Don't talk about my nuts, though, again, alright, buddy? [00:10:56.540 -> 00:11:00.300]: That's what I thought. I need no fucking... Who the fuck are you? [00:11:00.300 -> 00:11:03.440]: Yeah, why don't you go do that, yeah. Great idea. [00:11:03.440 -> 00:11:09.340]: Yeah, you're fucking so unique. I'm such a dickhead. [00:11:09.340 -> 00:11:11.720]: I'm being a dickhead today. I'm sorry, guys. Please forgive me. [00:11:11.720 -> 00:11:20.900]: Get out of my way. [00:11:20.900 -> 00:11:21.300]: Get out of my way. [00:11:21.300 -> 00:11:23.560]: Oh, wow. [00:11:23.560 -> 00:11:29.540]: Oh my god, there's two of them, dude. [00:11:29.540 -> 00:11:35.900]: Oh, I'm bad myself. [00:11:35.900 -> 00:11:37.640]: Oh, we got orange. [00:11:37.640 -> 00:11:42.060]: Where the fuck is he? Where the fuck's he at? [00:11:42.060 -> 00:11:43.540]: I'm gonna go grab the bomb. [00:11:43.540 -> 00:11:49.200]: Oh my god, where is... Oh, there. [00:11:49.200 -> 00:11:52.580]: Alright. We got this. [00:11:52.580 -> 00:11:56.740]: We got this. We only got one guy on, sir. [00:11:56.740 -> 00:12:05.580]: I'm low HP. I should probably, like, play it pretty smart. [00:12:05.580 -> 00:12:09.060]: Oh, we're gonna win this. Don't you fucking worry. He's right here. [00:12:09.060 -> 00:12:23.060]: easy game [00:12:23.060 -> 00:12:31.140]: where's this pussy at [00:12:31.140 -> 00:12:40.820]: oh he killed my teammate dude [00:12:40.820 -> 00:12:41.560]: he killed my teammate [00:12:41.560 -> 00:12:42.940]: wherever he is [00:12:42.940 -> 00:12:43.660]: oh well [00:12:43.660 -> 00:12:46.020]: got an AK-47 [00:12:46.020 -> 00:12:47.320]: that's pretty fucking good [00:12:47.320 -> 00:12:49.260]: alright [00:12:49.260 -> 00:12:54.980]: these guys are fucking lame [00:12:54.980 -> 00:12:56.100]: they were talking at first [00:12:56.100 -> 00:12:56.960]: they were just being weird [00:12:56.960 -> 00:12:58.240]: they weren't talking at all [00:12:58.240 -> 00:12:59.780]: okay welcome [00:12:59.780 -> 00:13:06.060]: I'm locking in right now [00:13:06.060 -> 00:13:07.080]: that's a great idea [00:13:07.080 -> 00:13:07.820]: just standing in the fucking [00:13:07.820 -> 00:13:08.360]: that's great [00:13:08.360 -> 00:13:11.800]: oh my god dude [00:13:11.800 -> 00:13:12.900]: there's no fucking way [00:13:12.900 -> 00:13:13.900]: there's no way my teammate [00:13:13.900 -> 00:13:15.000]: sits in the spawn like that [00:13:15.000 -> 00:13:17.080]: fucking bunch of douchebags [00:13:17.080 -> 00:13:19.140]: I'm blaming my team on that one [00:13:19.140 -> 00:13:20.020]: I'm not usually the type of guy [00:13:20.020 -> 00:13:20.760]: that blames my teammates [00:13:20.760 -> 00:13:21.740]: but they just sat in the spawn [00:13:21.740 -> 00:13:22.560]: for those four of them [00:13:22.560 -> 00:13:23.660]: just sitting there [00:13:23.660 -> 00:13:25.940]: this guy [00:13:25.940 -> 00:13:26.760]: the way this guy plays [00:13:26.760 -> 00:13:28.120]: just bugs me [00:13:28.120 -> 00:13:29.360]: okay [00:13:29.360 -> 00:13:31.100]: Oh [00:13:31.100 -> 00:13:37.300]: My god, this is so bad. This is so fucking bad do every time I play this game. Shut the fuck up bog [00:13:37.300 -> 00:13:41.860]: I'll beat you in a 1v1 if you beat me. I'll give you I'll give you a trap return. I'm gonna try. Oh [00:13:41.860 -> 00:13:48.120]: I got the fucking out, but I got no armor, dude. I think it's worth I think that's worth watch me with the opto [00:13:48.120 -> 00:13:49.720]: I'm good with top [00:13:49.720 -> 00:13:51.720]: Shut up pussy [00:13:51.720 -> 00:13:53.720]: Oh [00:13:53.720 -> 00:14:08.220]: My fucking god do move move move move move move [00:14:08.220 -> 00:14:21.340]: All the right here right here the right here the right behind me [00:14:21.340 -> 00:14:23.340]: We're gonna take this bitch to be [00:14:23.340 -> 00:14:38.520]: Dude you dude. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got caught by the box. No fucking way. I lost my off [00:14:38.520 -> 00:14:44.060]: Fuck this is so shitty, bro. I hate being on teams like this. They don't fucking do anything [00:14:44.060 -> 00:14:48.120]: Actually, if I doing better than me, but still I want to hear it. I want to hear it [00:14:48.120 -> 00:14:51.020]: I'm actually pretty good with that. I know it's like a [00:14:51.020 -> 00:14:55.200]: It's easier when I was still I think it takes I didn't get to show you [00:14:55.200 -> 00:15:19.300]: Oh my god, that guy should be dead that guy should be dead, you know that guy should be dead, you know that [00:15:19.300 -> 00:15:21.300]: Oh [00:15:21.300 -> 00:15:27.360]: My god, there's one behind me too. They're fucking everywhere. Holy shit fuck [00:15:27.360 -> 00:15:33.620]: Fucking damn dude, I used to be decent this game [00:15:33.620 -> 00:15:37.560]: One in five [00:15:37.560 -> 00:15:40.140]: What's the fuck [00:15:40.140 -> 00:15:43.060]: We got we need to put it back on sub only mode guys. Is that what you should do? [00:15:43.060 -> 00:15:49.220]: You know, let's do that. Fuck you guys sub up sub the fuck up your dumb up sub up or shut up [00:15:49.220 -> 00:15:55.400]: Okay, we got this we got this headshot thing coming with the scatter risky [00:15:55.400 -> 00:15:59.120]: The morning spray how you living brother? [00:15:59.120 -> 00:16:18.340]: Oh, he got both of them goddamn what the fuck oh he's right here [00:16:18.340 -> 00:16:20.340]: Oh [00:16:20.340 -> 00:16:27.400]: My god up top god, that's the last place I expected to be actually [00:16:27.400 -> 00:16:31.000]: He fooled me. Oh, that was a nice shot. That was a nice shot [00:16:31.000 -> 00:16:34.240]: 2v1 y'all got this. I'll be a bunch of pussies. Oh [00:16:34.240 -> 00:16:37.300]: That's a cool night. Look at that. Nice. That's like a okay. Look up [00:16:37.300 -> 00:16:40.480]: What's up with the blue on the end of it? That kind of makes it look different [00:16:40.480 -> 00:16:43.360]: You got a Viking knife or some shit, isn't it? [00:16:43.360 -> 00:16:45.360]: Oh [00:16:45.360 -> 00:16:50.240]: I think it's all the way [00:16:50.240 -> 00:17:11.520]: I don't have fun playing this game. I don't know why this is such a popular game. It's okay. I get it. It's cool and all [00:17:11.520 -> 00:17:13.520]: I [00:17:13.520 -> 00:17:17.340]: Don't know man, I like a fix more than like Call of Duty more probably to be honest [00:17:17.340 -> 00:17:22.000]: I think you picked up my own [00:17:22.000 -> 00:17:25.860]: Get some fuck get some get some grub on what? [00:17:25.860 -> 00:17:32.860]: Yeah, exactly, I think you're right about that you need to queue with people you're with each, you know, you're right [00:17:32.860 -> 00:17:36.400]: Are you get a bunch of weirdos like this and go five or six in one? [00:17:36.400 -> 00:17:39.280]: This is great [00:17:39.280 -> 00:17:41.280]: That's just great. Oh [00:17:41.800 -> 00:17:44.000]: Dude, I don't know what you kind of spot. I should smoke [00:17:44.000 -> 00:17:58.580]: Can I get like five fives in the chat every type of five, please it's so it's so slow right now it's so slow [00:17:58.580 -> 00:18:02.380]: Can we get some fives in the chat? I just want to see you like who's chillin [00:18:02.380 -> 00:18:05.200]: Excuse me. Oh [00:18:05.200 -> 00:18:10.340]: I must have spilled my bong again. Oh, I didn't get combined the call-duty gun. I don't give a fuck [00:18:11.160 -> 00:18:15.620]: Buddy, dude, you're such a fucking douche bag. You know that he does that on purpose. I swear to God [00:18:15.620 -> 00:18:21.740]: Pretty slow. It is pretty slow. It's super slow. Yeah, I got on this game everybody left [00:18:21.740 -> 00:18:26.360]: Why do you have to enter it? What do you do the fuck are you money? Oh [00:18:26.360 -> 00:18:31.520]: My god, oh [00:18:31.520 -> 00:18:34.460]: My god, I'm I [00:18:34.460 -> 00:18:39.260]: Want to leave this game? I don't want to play this anymore. I'm not gonna get on a competitive cooldown again [00:18:39.260 -> 00:18:42.580]: I'm not gonna do it again. I'm just not in the mood. Let me take a bong [00:18:42.580 -> 00:18:47.480]: Yeah, I might get better in the mood with this weed. Maybe I might get better in the mood, you know, we lost again [00:18:47.480 -> 00:18:49.760]: God damn son. It's terrible [00:18:49.760 -> 00:18:58.080]: I [00:18:58.080 -> 00:19:05.580]: Need more water in there [00:19:05.580 -> 00:19:09.080]: Excuse me [00:19:09.080 -> 00:19:34.920]: Oh yeah, here they come. [00:19:34.920 -> 00:19:35.920]: Keep pushing, keep pushing. [00:19:35.920 -> 00:19:36.920]: Let's go, let's go A. [00:19:36.920 -> 00:20:02.920]: *sounds of a door opening* [00:20:02.920 -> 00:20:04.920]: Oh, you're here. [00:20:04.920 -> 00:20:12.920]: Oh my god, you have an awp- what is that? [00:20:12.920 -> 00:20:13.920]: Oh my god, dude. [00:20:13.920 -> 00:20:14.920]: I fucking suck with the AK. [00:20:14.920 -> 00:20:15.920]: I fucking hate this game. [00:20:15.920 -> 00:20:16.920]: This game's not fun. [00:20:16.920 -> 00:20:19.920]: Even if you're good at it, like it's just... [00:20:19.920 -> 00:20:21.920]: You ever see somebody smiling while playing this? [00:20:21.920 -> 00:20:22.920]: Be honest. [00:20:22.920 -> 00:20:25.920]: Smiling, but no, you don't do that. [00:20:25.920 -> 00:20:28.920]: You do see people smiling playing Pokemon. [00:20:28.920 -> 00:20:30.920]: Playing RuneScape. [00:20:30.920 -> 00:20:32.920]: You don't see people... [00:20:32.920 -> 00:20:33.920]: Nevermind. [00:20:33.920 -> 00:20:35.920]: No, I'm not good. [00:20:35.920 -> 00:20:37.920]: I'm fucking one and fucking... [00:20:37.920 -> 00:20:38.920]: I'm fucking five. [00:20:38.920 -> 00:20:39.920]: I'm fucking two and eight. [00:20:39.920 -> 00:20:40.920]: I'm two and eight. [00:20:40.920 -> 00:20:41.920]: I'm good with an awp. [00:20:41.920 -> 00:20:42.920]: I'm good with an awp. [00:20:42.920 -> 00:20:43.920]: I will give you that. [00:20:43.920 -> 00:20:44.920]: I'm good with an awp. [00:20:44.920 -> 00:20:45.920]: I am pretty decent with an awp. [00:20:45.920 -> 00:20:47.920]: I'm gonna go with this guy. [00:20:47.920 -> 00:20:50.920]: Let's all push B. No, we haven't even pushed B once this time. [00:20:50.920 -> 00:20:53.920]: Let's just all go B. If y'all give a fuck or y'all just queue up and try to lose. [00:20:53.920 -> 00:20:54.920]: I don't get it. [00:20:54.920 -> 00:20:55.920]: Go B. Go B. [00:20:55.920 -> 00:20:56.920]: Let's go B. [00:20:56.920 -> 00:20:57.920]: Yeah, that dude... [00:20:57.920 -> 00:20:58.920]: Yeah, fuck you. [00:20:58.920 -> 00:20:59.920]: Look at these fucking retards. [00:20:59.920 -> 00:21:00.920]: So much fucking followers. [00:21:00.920 -> 00:21:01.920]: Get your Vege... [00:21:01.920 -> 00:21:02.920]: That's the B. [00:21:02.920 -> 00:21:03.920]: Fucking... [00:21:03.920 -> 00:21:04.920]: Thank you, boss. [00:21:04.920 -> 00:21:05.920]: Thank you, boss. [00:21:05.920 -> 00:21:08.720]: You're not a complete douchebag that has a little two-inch penis. [00:21:08.720 -> 00:21:09.720]: Shut the fuck up. [00:21:09.720 -> 00:21:10.720]: Not you, Orange. [00:21:10.720 -> 00:21:11.720]: I like you, Orange. [00:21:11.720 -> 00:21:12.720]: You're decent. [00:21:12.720 -> 00:21:13.720]: You're a decent guy. [00:21:13.720 -> 00:21:14.720]: Top G, boss. [00:21:14.720 -> 00:21:15.720]: You know what I'm saying? [00:21:15.720 -> 00:21:16.720]: You're decent. [00:21:16.720 -> 00:21:17.720]: You know what I'm saying? [00:21:17.720 -> 00:21:18.720]: Can I have that AK, yo? [00:21:18.720 -> 00:21:20.420]: You're a fucking G. I'll tell you what. [00:21:20.420 -> 00:21:22.120]: This guy is my favorite. [00:21:22.120 -> 00:21:24.220]: New favorite teammate of all time. [00:21:24.220 -> 00:21:32.920]: Dude, where the fuck are these pussies? [00:21:32.920 -> 00:21:33.920]: Yeah, let's go. [00:21:33.920 -> 00:21:34.920]: Let's go. [00:21:34.920 -> 00:21:37.720]: They didn't want to come to B. They went to A and got their asses smoked. [00:21:37.720 -> 00:21:38.720]: Isn't that right? [00:21:38.720 -> 00:21:39.720]: Isn't that right? [00:21:39.720 -> 00:21:40.720]: Why, what you need, Simp? [00:21:40.720 -> 00:21:41.720]: You want a Lambo? [00:21:41.720 -> 00:21:42.720]: You want a Porsche? [00:21:42.720 -> 00:21:47.720]: Or do you want the Honda Civic in my driveway that I just fucked your mom in last week? [00:21:47.720 -> 00:21:48.720]: Oh, my God. [00:21:48.720 -> 00:21:49.720]: Sit down. [00:21:49.720 -> 00:21:50.720]: Oh, my God. [00:21:50.720 -> 00:21:51.720]: That was... [00:21:51.720 -> 00:21:52.720]: Oh, my God. [00:21:52.720 -> 00:21:53.720]: What am I doing? [00:21:53.720 -> 00:21:54.720]: You hear me, Simp? [00:21:54.720 -> 00:22:00.720]: Tears or you too pussy to type back? [00:22:00.720 -> 00:22:03.720]: I stuck my penis in between your mom's breasts last night. [00:22:03.720 -> 00:22:05.800]: night. Those double D's she got? [00:22:05.800 -> 00:22:07.660]: Are you good? [00:22:07.660 -> 00:22:09.460]: You're not saying anything back, bro. [00:22:09.460 -> 00:22:11.520]: Oh, you're such a pussy. [00:22:11.520 -> 00:22:13.820]: Get in the bin. Get in the fucking bin. [00:22:13.820 -> 00:22:15.160]: You know how many rats will sit there [00:22:15.160 -> 00:22:17.540]: with a thumb up their butt and they don't know what to say? [00:22:17.540 -> 00:22:19.840]: They're like, oh my god. They can't even type on a keyboard [00:22:19.840 -> 00:22:21.340]: when they're perfectly safe from me. [00:22:21.340 -> 00:22:23.680]: I'm not going to hurt you. I can't hurt you from my fucking [00:22:23.680 -> 00:22:25.880]: computer, I swear. It's fucking weird. [00:22:25.880 -> 00:22:29.640]: I suck with AK. I'm 3-9. [00:22:29.640 -> 00:22:31.380]: I'm literally bottom frame. [00:22:31.380 -> 00:22:33.580]: This is great. [00:22:34.580 -> 00:22:35.800]: I got an orange. [00:22:35.800 -> 00:22:36.820]: Fucking guys. [00:22:36.820 -> 00:22:38.620]: Sticking their thumbs up to each other's butts. [00:22:38.620 -> 00:22:41.660]: Fucking dumb fucks playing CSGO. [00:22:41.660 -> 00:22:42.900]: You heard me, Blue. Come do something. [00:22:42.900 -> 00:22:45.120]: Come to be, you fucking moron. [00:22:45.120 -> 00:22:47.240]: What are you doing? Do you even have a fucking scouter [00:22:47.240 -> 00:22:48.800]: or a fucking op? What are you doing? [00:22:48.800 -> 00:22:50.500]: Oh my god. Oh my. [00:22:50.500 -> 00:22:53.680]: That's why you wear headphones. That's why you fucking wear headphones. [00:22:53.680 -> 00:22:55.500]: Right there. That's why you wear a pair of [00:22:55.500 -> 00:22:56.560]: headphones when playing CSGO. [00:22:56.560 -> 00:22:59.440]: A competitive cooldown is where you [00:22:59.440 -> 00:23:01.180]: like fucking... Oh, that's an old ass message. [00:23:01.180 -> 00:23:03.040]: If you're still here, it's like where you fucking... [00:23:03.040 -> 00:23:03.280]: Oh! [00:23:03.280 -> 00:23:06.040]: Did you see that? Oh, shitballs. Nice shot, boss. [00:23:06.040 -> 00:23:06.960]: Nice. [00:23:06.960 -> 00:23:09.900]: Nice. Why isn't this fucking working? [00:23:09.900 -> 00:23:10.920]: Is my mic not showing up? [00:23:10.920 -> 00:23:12.960]: That was a nice shot, bro. [00:23:12.960 -> 00:23:13.500]: Not gonna lie. [00:23:13.500 -> 00:23:16.300]: Do you see that, guys? That note scope? [00:23:16.300 -> 00:23:18.440]: That's pretty cool. [00:23:18.440 -> 00:23:24.540]: Uh, maybe not. Maybe that's why I'm sucking so bad. [00:23:24.540 -> 00:23:27.060]: It looks nice, though. It looks really nice. [00:23:27.060 -> 00:23:28.620]: And I'm on my 4070 now, so. [00:23:28.620 -> 00:23:31.680]: You saw that shot? That was fucking wild. [00:23:32.280 -> 00:23:33.360]: That was a lucky shot. [00:23:33.360 -> 00:23:36.720]: No skill, but... [00:23:36.720 -> 00:23:38.540]: Oh, look at that knife, guys. [00:23:38.540 -> 00:23:42.480]: Oh, shoot him. [00:23:42.480 -> 00:23:45.140]: If he would have lost that, I would have been... [00:23:45.140 -> 00:23:45.900]: Dude, that would have been bad. [00:23:45.900 -> 00:23:48.460]: If he would have lost that fight, that would have been... [00:23:48.460 -> 00:23:48.980]: Oh, shit. [00:23:48.980 -> 00:23:49.460]: What are you going to do? [00:23:49.460 -> 00:23:49.920]: Oh, shit. [00:23:49.920 -> 00:23:50.300]: You're dead. [00:23:50.300 -> 00:23:50.760]: You're dead. [00:23:50.760 -> 00:23:52.040]: That's what I do, too. [00:23:52.040 -> 00:23:52.620]: Oh, my gosh. [00:23:52.620 -> 00:23:53.260]: This guy's good. [00:23:53.260 -> 00:23:55.500]: Fuck him up. [00:24:01.500 -> 00:24:02.260]: All right, bitches. [00:24:02.260 -> 00:24:02.900]: Let's get this money. [00:24:02.900 -> 00:24:05.380]: All right. [00:24:05.380 -> 00:24:06.480]: I'm not usually this bad, man. [00:24:06.480 -> 00:24:06.840]: I'm really not. [00:24:06.840 -> 00:24:07.800]: You guys want me to try hard? [00:24:07.800 -> 00:24:11.000]: I'll fucking try hard as I fucking can. [00:24:11.000 -> 00:24:12.620]: It's not very fun playing like that. [00:24:12.620 -> 00:24:15.260]: Why isn't it fucking... [00:24:15.260 -> 00:24:16.240]: Dude, is my mouse dead? [00:24:16.240 -> 00:24:17.720]: My mouse is fucking dead, dude. [00:24:17.720 -> 00:24:18.620]: Wait, no, it's not. [00:24:18.620 -> 00:24:20.960]: Oh, it is. [00:24:20.960 -> 00:24:21.680]: It is fucking dead. [00:24:21.680 -> 00:24:22.140]: Holy shit. [00:24:22.140 -> 00:24:23.720]: Wow, dude. [00:24:23.720 -> 00:24:24.000]: Hold up. [00:24:24.000 -> 00:24:26.280]: Oh, this guy's going to fucking harass me. [00:24:26.280 -> 00:24:27.420]: Think I'm trying to... [00:24:27.420 -> 00:24:28.300]: Oh, my God, dude. [00:24:28.300 -> 00:24:29.420]: Come on. [00:24:30.720 -> 00:24:33.180]: I told her I'm a Christmas early. [00:24:33.180 -> 00:24:37.000]: I never ever put a bitch before my money. [00:24:37.000 -> 00:24:40.960]: I never put a bitch before my money. [00:24:40.960 -> 00:24:46.680]: Is it too late for me to buy? [00:24:46.680 -> 00:24:48.420]: It probably is. [00:24:48.420 -> 00:24:49.100]: Yeah, it is. [00:24:49.100 -> 00:24:54.640]: I should put my headphones on, huh? [00:24:54.640 -> 00:24:57.580]: Okay. [00:24:57.580 -> 00:24:57.680]: Okay. [00:24:57.680 -> 00:25:03.540]: Bad bitches eating seafood. [00:25:03.540 -> 00:25:07.820]: There we go. [00:25:07.820 -> 00:25:18.480]: Good morning. [00:25:18.480 -> 00:25:19.760]: Shut up. [00:25:19.760 -> 00:25:21.540]: Good morning. [00:25:21.540 -> 00:25:22.300]: Is it morning time for you? [00:25:22.300 -> 00:25:22.880]: Where are you from, bro? [00:25:22.880 -> 00:25:26.620]: I'm from Korea. [00:25:26.620 -> 00:25:27.380]: Where? [00:25:27.560 -> 00:25:27.820]: Korea? [00:25:27.820 -> 00:25:29.680]: Yes. [00:25:29.680 -> 00:25:31.600]: I knew your accent sounded familiar. [00:25:31.600 -> 00:25:35.760]: I'm from Scotland. [00:25:35.760 -> 00:25:39.440]: Yes, Mrs. Smith. [00:25:39.440 -> 00:25:41.980]: What do you want, Mrs. Smith? [00:25:41.980 -> 00:25:45.640]: I'm playing CSGO. [00:25:45.640 -> 00:25:47.160]: What'd you say, Tanka? [00:25:47.160 -> 00:25:49.440]: Hey, Tanka, will you lead the way? [00:25:49.440 -> 00:25:50.260]: Where are we going, boss, man? [00:25:50.260 -> 00:25:51.760]: Fuck these cats. [00:25:51.760 -> 00:25:52.640]: Tonka. [00:25:52.640 -> 00:25:53.280]: Tonka truck. [00:25:53.280 -> 00:25:54.280]: Yeet. [00:25:54.280 -> 00:25:55.380]: Come on, let's go. [00:25:55.380 -> 00:25:56.920]: Follow Orange. [00:25:56.920 -> 00:25:57.440]: If you know... [00:25:57.440 -> 00:25:58.260]: If you have a long schlong. [00:25:58.260 -> 00:26:00.160]: If you have a small schlong, go with Green. [00:26:00.160 -> 00:26:02.480]: He turned around. [00:26:02.480 -> 00:26:03.220]: Blue's turning around. [00:26:03.220 -> 00:26:04.400]: Blue fucking turned around. [00:26:04.400 -> 00:26:05.140]: I've seen that, boss. [00:26:05.140 -> 00:26:06.580]: I've seen that, you little fucking schmeckle. [00:26:06.580 -> 00:26:08.580]: You see him turn around. [00:26:08.580 -> 00:26:10.520]: Oh, fuck. [00:26:10.520 -> 00:26:12.280]: Fucking dumbass. [00:26:12.280 -> 00:26:13.900]: They're B, they're B. [00:26:13.900 -> 00:26:14.420]: Oh, my God. [00:26:14.420 -> 00:26:15.100]: They're at A long. [00:26:15.100 -> 00:26:15.900]: They're A long, guys. [00:26:15.900 -> 00:26:16.340]: They're A long. [00:26:16.340 -> 00:26:16.780]: Oh, my God. [00:26:16.780 -> 00:26:18.940]: Oh, they're surrounding us at A long. [00:26:18.940 -> 00:26:19.620]: Holy shit. [00:26:19.620 -> 00:26:21.600]: There's two... [00:26:21.600 -> 00:26:22.240]: Yeah, I'm going back there. [00:26:22.240 -> 00:26:23.920]: You said what? [00:26:27.320 -> 00:26:28.120]: Oh, my... [00:26:28.120 -> 00:26:30.440]: Did you know that there's a lot of cheaters in competitive? [00:26:30.440 -> 00:26:31.860]: There is a lot of them. [00:26:31.860 -> 00:26:33.220]: There's a lot of cheaters on this game. [00:26:33.220 -> 00:26:35.540]: Every time I see somebody, they get the instant headshot. [00:26:35.540 -> 00:26:36.060]: I swear to God. [00:26:36.060 -> 00:26:39.780]: I'm not saying he's cheating, but damn, that's crazy. [00:26:39.780 -> 00:26:42.400]: Apparently, there's more cheaters in competitive than there is in Premiere. [00:26:42.400 -> 00:26:43.460]: I'm not sure if that's true or not. [00:26:43.460 -> 00:26:54.240]: For all we know, that's a fat 40-year-old man with a double chin. [00:26:54.240 -> 00:26:55.620]: Do not read into that. [00:26:55.620 -> 00:26:57.240]: Do not play into that. [00:26:57.240 -> 00:26:57.980]: Not at all, son. [00:26:57.980 -> 00:26:58.300]: All right? [00:26:58.300 -> 00:27:00.760]: Hey, the Chinese letters, that's a big boy. [00:27:00.760 -> 00:27:03.540]: That's a big man saying that shit, aren't you? [00:27:03.540 -> 00:27:06.160]: I'm just kidding. [00:27:06.160 -> 00:27:07.700]: That's got to be... [00:27:07.700 -> 00:27:08.060]: What? [00:27:08.060 -> 00:27:13.320]: All cat. [00:27:13.320 -> 00:27:14.080]: All cat! [00:27:14.080 -> 00:27:14.660]: Oh, my God! [00:27:14.660 -> 00:27:15.940]: All dogs unite! [00:27:15.940 -> 00:27:16.720]: Go to dog! [00:27:16.720 -> 00:27:17.180]: Dog! [00:27:17.180 -> 00:27:25.940]: Oh, fuck. [00:27:25.940 -> 00:27:26.560]: Fuck, fuck. [00:27:26.560 -> 00:27:27.160]: Shitballs! [00:27:27.160 -> 00:27:27.220]: Shitballs! [00:27:27.300 -> 00:27:27.380]: Shitballs! [00:27:27.380 -> 00:27:30.700]: Fucking shitballs! [00:27:30.700 -> 00:27:36.260]: Dude, stop. [00:27:36.260 -> 00:27:38.940]: You sound like a fucking Naruto character or some shit. [00:27:38.940 -> 00:27:39.740]: Don't do that, dude. [00:27:39.740 -> 00:27:43.580]: These kids are fucking nerdy, bro. [00:27:43.580 -> 00:27:44.940]: Little nerdy ass. [00:27:44.940 -> 00:27:46.460]: Nerd. [00:27:46.460 -> 00:27:49.280]: How you going to like that? [00:27:49.280 -> 00:27:51.880]: Dude, I'm bottom fragging, dude. [00:27:51.880 -> 00:27:52.340]: Oh, my God. [00:27:52.340 -> 00:27:54.400]: I'm a... [00:27:54.400 -> 00:27:55.120]: You see this guy? [00:27:55.120 -> 00:27:55.840]: I'm a wolf. [00:27:55.840 -> 00:27:57.200]: You guys are a bunch of shit. [00:27:57.200 -> 00:27:57.460]: Sheep. [00:27:57.460 -> 00:28:02.880]: That's right. [00:28:02.880 -> 00:28:04.200]: Don't say shit back, bitch. [00:28:04.200 -> 00:28:04.800]: That's what I thought. [00:28:04.800 -> 00:28:05.500]: Don't say a... [00:28:05.500 -> 00:28:07.040]: Don't say a goddamn word. [00:28:07.040 -> 00:28:07.860]: You hear me, boy? [00:28:07.860 -> 00:28:12.100]: What's up, G? [00:28:12.100 -> 00:28:14.160]: I'm going to take another bong right here in a second. [00:28:14.160 -> 00:28:22.160]: Okay. [00:28:22.160 -> 00:28:24.480]: Is that my other 9P5? [00:28:24.480 -> 00:28:24.960]: Come on. [00:28:24.960 -> 00:28:25.860]: Oh, nigga, it's all gone. [00:28:25.860 -> 00:28:29.840]: Oh, my God. [00:28:29.840 -> 00:28:30.700]: That scared the shit out of me. [00:28:30.700 -> 00:28:32.860]: Holy shit, that scared the fuck out of me. [00:28:32.860 -> 00:28:34.500]: All right, is the game over yet? [00:28:34.500 -> 00:28:35.380]: Holy fuck, man. [00:28:35.380 -> 00:28:36.380]: When is this fucking shit over? [00:28:36.380 -> 00:28:38.320]: God damn, son. [00:28:38.320 -> 00:28:41.760]: Oh, yeah, I've taken plenty of dabs. [00:28:41.760 -> 00:28:42.360]: Plenty of dabs. [00:28:42.360 -> 00:28:43.380]: Yeah, plenty of dabs. [00:28:43.380 -> 00:28:44.860]: What'd you say, bitch? [00:28:44.860 -> 00:28:47.200]: What'd you say, pussy? [00:28:47.200 -> 00:28:49.120]: That's what I thought. [00:28:49.120 -> 00:28:49.900]: That's what I thought. [00:28:49.900 -> 00:28:51.720]: That's what the fuck I thought. [00:28:51.720 -> 00:28:54.600]: Peep that dick in your mouth. [00:28:55.180 -> 00:28:56.320]: You fucking weirdo fuck. [00:28:56.320 -> 00:28:58.000]: Dude, stop. [00:28:58.000 -> 00:28:58.760]: Stop, dude. [00:28:58.760 -> 00:28:59.400]: Stop, dude. [00:28:59.400 -> 00:29:00.120]: How do I meet this kid? [00:29:00.120 -> 00:29:01.660]: That's not even funny, bro. [00:29:01.660 -> 00:29:02.720]: That's not even funny. [00:29:02.720 -> 00:29:04.420]: Not while I'm streaming, dude. [00:29:04.420 -> 00:29:04.700]: Come on. [00:29:04.700 -> 00:29:06.340]: Don't do that shit. [00:29:06.340 -> 00:29:07.720]: What kind of fucking gun is this bullshit? [00:29:07.720 -> 00:29:11.360]: Oh, my God. [00:29:11.360 -> 00:29:24.220]: Oh, there's really a kid standing there. [00:29:24.500 -> 00:29:28.700]: There is really a fucking person standing there. [00:29:28.700 -> 00:29:30.800]: Holy shit. [00:29:30.800 -> 00:29:37.420]: It's fucked up. [00:29:37.420 -> 00:29:39.040]: I'll play a death match and show y'all how I get out. [00:29:39.040 -> 00:29:39.480]: How about that? [00:29:39.480 -> 00:29:41.160]: Is the game finally over, dude? [00:29:41.160 -> 00:29:42.300]: The game's finally fucking over. [00:29:42.300 -> 00:29:43.920]: The game is finally fucking over. [00:29:43.920 -> 00:29:44.940]: I can leave this bullshit. [00:29:44.940 -> 00:29:46.520]: Play some death match. [00:29:46.520 -> 00:29:49.820]: There we go. [00:29:49.820 -> 00:29:50.160]: Dust. [00:29:50.160 -> 00:29:51.480]: Dust again. [00:29:51.480 -> 00:29:51.840]: Why not? [00:29:51.840 -> 00:29:53.380]: That's one real quick game, [00:29:53.380 -> 00:29:54.360]: and then I'll figure out something to do. [00:29:54.360 -> 00:29:55.920]: Who the fuck knows? [00:29:55.920 -> 00:30:05.800]: Yeah, I think it's right. [00:30:05.800 -> 00:30:06.460]: I just took a bonger. [00:30:06.460 -> 00:30:07.580]: I feel fine. [00:30:07.580 -> 00:30:09.380]: I don't know why I have me tripping like that. [00:30:09.380 -> 00:30:11.440]: I think I also had to do the combination of the chat [00:30:11.440 -> 00:30:12.820]: and the viewers. [00:30:12.820 -> 00:30:13.640]: I didn't know what was going on. [00:30:13.640 -> 00:30:14.540]: It was really freaking me out. [00:30:14.540 -> 00:30:18.860]: All right, I'm going to show you my op skills. [00:30:18.860 -> 00:30:19.880]: What the fuck? [00:30:19.880 -> 00:30:20.400]: Buy the op. [00:30:20.400 -> 00:30:22.220]: Okay. [00:30:22.220 -> 00:30:22.300]: Okay. [00:30:22.300 -> 00:30:51.460]: Okay. [00:30:51.460 -> 00:30:51.940]: How are you not dead? [00:30:51.940 -> 00:30:51.980]: Okay. [00:30:51.980 -> 00:31:00.840]: Oh, I almost killed that guy, too. [00:31:00.840 -> 00:31:01.400]: Holy fuck. [00:31:01.400 -> 00:31:02.640]: That would have been kind of nice. [00:31:02.640 -> 00:31:09.520]: Oh, my God. [00:31:09.520 -> 00:31:10.620]: Come here, bitch. [00:31:10.620 -> 00:31:14.000]: Oh, my God. [00:31:14.000 -> 00:31:15.040]: How many knives do you have to hit him with? [00:31:15.040 -> 00:31:15.740]: Oh, my God. [00:31:15.740 -> 00:31:16.960]: Jesus Christ. [00:31:16.960 -> 00:31:18.000]: I thought it was like one knife. [00:31:18.000 -> 00:31:20.820]: What? [00:31:20.820 -> 00:31:21.100]: What? [00:31:21.620 -> 00:31:23.000]: I had not one nose scope hit. [00:31:23.000 -> 00:31:25.500]: Oh, my God. [00:31:25.500 -> 00:31:26.280]: These bots are so bad. [00:31:26.280 -> 00:31:45.360]: What? [00:31:45.360 -> 00:31:49.320]: Oh, my God. [00:31:49.320 -> 00:31:51.300]: It is probably... [00:31:51.300 -> 00:31:52.920]: It is probably a sativa that gets in your mind. [00:31:52.920 -> 00:31:53.160]: Yeah. [00:31:53.160 -> 00:31:55.200]: I was not paranoid. [00:31:55.200 -> 00:31:56.920]: I just... [00:31:56.920 -> 00:31:58.040]: I was very paranoid. [00:31:58.040 -> 00:31:58.860]: Yeah, I guess you could say that. [00:31:58.860 -> 00:32:00.360]: But not like over anything specific. [00:32:00.360 -> 00:32:02.780]: More so that y'all are like... [00:32:02.780 -> 00:32:04.000]: Y'all knew how high I was. [00:32:04.000 -> 00:32:05.100]: It was like freaking me out. [00:32:05.100 -> 00:32:08.600]: If y'all knew how high I was, y'all would all be like freaking out. [00:32:08.600 -> 00:32:09.420]: That's high as shit. [00:32:09.420 -> 00:32:12.080]: Like legitimately super high. [00:32:12.080 -> 00:32:42.060]: I don't know. [00:32:42.060 -> 00:33:12.040]: I don't know. [00:33:12.040 -> 00:33:14.200]: Oh, fuck you, man. [00:33:14.200 -> 00:33:19.780]: Bitch. [00:33:19.780 -> 00:33:25.960]: I'm not very good anymore. [00:33:25.960 -> 00:33:28.480]: You're streaming pretty crazy? [00:33:28.480 -> 00:33:28.960]: What's that? [00:33:28.960 -> 00:33:31.200]: I'm not even high right now. [00:33:31.200 -> 00:33:31.220]: I don't know. [00:33:31.220 -> 00:33:50.920]: That was a nice clip. [00:33:50.920 -> 00:33:51.620]: That was pretty good. [00:33:51.620 -> 00:33:52.680]: That was pretty good right there. [00:33:52.680 -> 00:33:54.100]: That was pretty fucking good. [00:33:54.100 -> 00:33:55.920]: You seen that ending? [00:33:55.920 -> 00:33:58.660]: Most of them were bots, though. [00:33:58.660 -> 00:34:00.280]: So. [00:34:00.280 -> 00:34:02.480]: That was some good shots, though. [00:34:02.480 -> 00:34:04.900]: Yep. [00:34:04.900 -> 00:34:11.640]: I'm out of this, bitch. [00:34:11.640 -> 00:34:14.520]: Damn that pussy nice. [00:34:14.520 -> 00:34:16.240]: Hey, he's got one pack, Gerard. [00:34:16.240 -> 00:34:17.100]: Oh, fuck no. [00:34:17.100 -> 00:34:18.060]: Hell no, boss. [00:34:18.060 -> 00:34:18.780]: Drop a ten pack. [00:34:18.780 -> 00:34:19.880]: Drop a tenner. [00:34:19.880 -> 00:34:21.520]: You got a big cojone? [00:34:21.520 -> 00:34:23.780]: You got a big old horse cock? [00:34:23.780 -> 00:34:27.760]: Or do you have a small little schmeckle with no ten pack? [00:34:27.760 -> 00:34:29.900]: The choice is yours, my boy. [00:34:29.900 -> 00:34:32.840]: Yo, Gambo, have you seen my new Yeezys, boss? [00:34:32.840 -> 00:34:36.080]: That's the first pair I got. [00:34:36.080 -> 00:34:40.820]: Is Gambo still here? [00:34:40.820 -> 00:34:41.560]: I think I just saw him. [00:34:41.560 -> 00:34:42.160]: No, maybe he's not. [00:34:42.160 -> 00:34:43.380]: I thought I just saw him in the chat. [00:34:43.380 -> 00:34:44.460]: You guys see these? [00:34:44.460 -> 00:34:45.100]: Look at those. [00:34:45.100 -> 00:34:46.520]: Fresh, right? [00:34:46.520 -> 00:34:47.660]: Can you see them very well? [00:34:47.660 -> 00:34:49.280]: I like them a lot. [00:34:49.280 -> 00:34:50.640]: I think they're really good-looking shoes, man. [00:34:50.640 -> 00:34:51.720]: Pretty slick. [00:34:51.720 -> 00:34:52.840]: Pretty slick, bro. [00:34:52.840 -> 00:34:54.300]: Pretty slick, bro. [00:34:54.300 -> 00:34:56.360]: Pretty gnarly, dude. [00:34:56.360 -> 00:34:57.940]: Pretty gnarly, dude. [00:34:57.940 -> 00:35:02.780]: Hey, today, I guess most people are going to work today, yeah? [00:35:02.780 -> 00:35:04.400]: Bro. [00:35:04.400 -> 00:35:09.600]: I wish I had an IRL job, but I wish it was like one day a week. [00:35:09.600 -> 00:35:09.960]: That's it. [00:35:09.960 -> 00:35:12.660]: Just once a week, I gotta commit to that shit. [00:35:12.660 -> 00:35:13.140]: That's it. [00:35:13.140 -> 00:35:17.620]: I do not need to do that at all, by any means. [00:35:17.620 -> 00:35:20.020]: Fuck. [00:35:20.020 -> 00:35:22.860]: Today's Sunday? [00:35:22.860 -> 00:35:23.440]: Oh, you're right. [00:35:23.440 -> 00:35:23.960]: Today is Sunday. [00:35:23.960 -> 00:35:24.340]: You're right. [00:35:24.340 -> 00:35:24.660]: You're right. [00:35:24.660 -> 00:35:25.300]: Today is Sunday. [00:35:25.300 -> 00:35:25.840]: That's correct. [00:35:25.840 -> 00:35:26.800]: I forgot about that, actually. [00:35:26.800 -> 00:35:29.800]: It's Sunday at like 12 something this morning, so. [00:35:29.800 -> 00:35:35.640]: I guess we're going rich cave now. [00:35:35.640 -> 00:35:36.140]: I don't know, man. [00:35:36.140 -> 00:35:39.660]: I just like gambling more than anything. [00:35:39.660 -> 00:35:41.140]: I'm on my daily pile of money. [00:35:41.140 -> 00:35:48.920]: Yeah, no one wants a job they don't enjoy, dude. [00:35:48.920 -> 00:35:51.340]: Yeah, I definitely don't, personally. [00:35:51.340 -> 00:35:54.160]: I'm just going to bed, dude. [00:35:54.160 -> 00:36:00.340]: How did I become a mod boss? [00:36:00.340 -> 00:36:04.320]: You've only been here since February 24th. [00:36:04.320 -> 00:36:06.560]: That's not even a month, bro. [00:36:06.560 -> 00:36:10.560]: But you just gotta be here for a while and be active in the chat. [00:36:10.560 -> 00:36:12.340]: Never give me weird vibes, and that's about it. [00:36:12.340 -> 00:36:13.800]: You gotta be here for a while. [00:36:13.800 -> 00:36:16.580]: I don't think Yosef's been here for a while, but I can just tell he's a good dude. [00:36:16.580 -> 00:36:19.260]: I'm about to go to bed. [00:36:19.260 -> 00:36:20.180]: It's like hitting me out of nowhere. [00:36:20.180 -> 00:36:21.440]: I'm going to bed, guys. [00:36:21.440 -> 00:36:24.100]: I don't have a count for it. [00:36:24.100 -> 00:36:28.320]: Plus, it's all scamming, and I get my count recovered and all that bullshit. [00:36:28.320 -> 00:36:30.280]: I'll be back tomorrow, guys. [00:36:30.280 -> 00:36:30.800]: I'm going to go to sleep. [00:36:30.800 -> 00:36:33.120]: I love McDonald's breakfast. [00:36:33.120 -> 00:36:34.700]: I like the steak bagel. [00:36:34.700 -> 00:36:35.820]: I like the sausage McMuffin. [00:36:35.820 -> 00:36:37.080]: I like the sausage biscuit. [00:36:37.080 -> 00:36:37.980]: I like the chicken biscuit. [00:36:37.980 -> 00:36:40.240]: I like the McGriddles. [00:36:40.240 -> 00:36:41.180]: I like it all, dude. [00:36:41.180 -> 00:36:42.020]: I like the hash browns. [00:36:42.020 -> 00:36:43.560]: I fucking like it all, dude. [00:36:43.560 -> 00:36:45.040]: Fuck yeah, it's just fire. [00:36:45.040 -> 00:36:45.880]: I love McDonald's. [00:36:45.880 -> 00:36:48.840]: Don't tell me McDonald's doesn't smack. [00:36:48.840 -> 00:36:50.720]: Or for lunch, a double quarter pounder. [00:36:50.720 -> 00:36:52.500]: Gas. [00:36:52.500 -> 00:36:54.080]: Double quarter pounder. [00:36:54.100 -> 00:36:54.940]: You ever had one of those, anybody? [00:36:54.940 -> 00:36:57.600]: Anybody ever had a double quarter pounder? [00:36:57.600 -> 00:36:59.560]: That shit's good as fuck. [00:36:59.560 -> 00:37:00.200]: I get all the onions. [00:37:00.200 -> 00:37:00.880]: I get everything on it. [00:37:00.880 -> 00:37:01.720]: That shit's good, man. [00:37:01.720 -> 00:37:04.740]: Yeah, I'm about to smoke and go to bed. [00:37:04.740 -> 00:37:04.920]: Yeah. [00:37:04.920 -> 00:37:06.620]: Yeah, hell yeah. [00:37:06.620 -> 00:37:07.280]: You like them, Matthew G? [00:37:07.280 -> 00:37:07.960]: Double quarter pounder? [00:37:07.960 -> 00:37:08.920]: They're good. [00:37:08.920 -> 00:37:10.980]: The quarter pounder of DLT? [00:37:10.980 -> 00:37:11.620]: That sounds good, too. [00:37:11.620 -> 00:37:11.840]: Yeah. [00:37:11.840 -> 00:37:12.740]: That sounds pretty fire. [00:37:12.740 -> 00:37:16.360]: The only thing with McDonald's is it's gotten so much more expensive, dude, over the fucking [00:37:16.360 -> 00:37:17.740]: last, like, two years. [00:37:17.740 -> 00:37:19.100]: Two or three years, I'd say. [00:37:19.100 -> 00:37:19.820]: Or maybe even four years. [00:37:19.820 -> 00:37:20.320]: I don't know, man. [00:37:20.320 -> 00:37:21.260]: It's been expensive for a while. [00:37:21.260 -> 00:37:22.820]: I got to go, guys. [00:37:22.820 -> 00:37:23.560]: I'm so tired. [00:37:23.620 -> 00:37:24.980]: It's hard to even like read the chat. [00:37:24.980 -> 00:37:26.560]: Like it's hard to even move my eyes. [00:37:26.560 -> 00:37:28.380]: I'll be honest. [00:37:28.380 -> 00:37:29.360]: So I'll see you later. [00:37:29.360 -> 00:37:31.640]: I love you guys and I'll see y'all tomorrow, man. [00:37:31.640 -> 00:37:32.060]: Peace guys. [00:37:32.060 -> 00:37:32.100]: Thank you. [00:37:32.100 -> 00:37:32.140]: Thank you. [00:37:32.140 -> 00:37:32.260]: Thank you. [00:37:32.260 -> 00:38:02.240]: Thank you.