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[00:00:00.000 -> 00:00:02.040]:  ♪ See my fate is inevitable ♪
[00:00:02.040 -> 00:00:05.540]:  ♪ They play musical chairs once I'm on that pedestal ♪
[00:00:05.540 -> 00:00:07.640]:  ♪ Frightening, so fucking frightening ♪
[00:00:07.640 -> 00:00:10.540]:  ♪ Enough to drive a man insane, a woman insane ♪
[00:00:10.540 -> 00:00:12.420]:  ♪ The reason Lorraine O. don't sing ♪
[00:00:12.420 -> 00:00:14.320]:  ♪ Or Kurt Cole, bang, loaded that clip ♪
[00:00:14.320 -> 00:00:17.280]:  ♪ And then said, bang, the drum made brains crazy ♪
[00:00:17.280 -> 00:00:20.020]:  ♪ Product of the late '80s, trying to stay above water ♪
[00:00:20.020 -> 00:00:21.680]:  ♪ That's why we shunned the Navy ♪
[00:00:21.680 -> 00:00:24.460]:  ♪ Put your guns and play me, let's set it off ♪
[00:00:24.460 -> 00:00:26.300]:  ♪ Cause a riot, throw a motto, talk ♪
[00:00:26.300 -> 00:00:29.460]:  ♪ Somebody told me them pirates had got lost ♪
[00:00:29.460 -> 00:00:31.040]:  Cause we've been off through slave ships
[00:00:31.040 -> 00:00:34.340]:  Got our own pyramids, write our own hieroglyphs
[00:00:34.340 -> 00:00:37.320]:  Just call it shit, high power
[00:00:37.320 -> 00:00:40.200]:  Yeah, nothing less than high power
[00:00:40.200 -> 00:00:43.060]:  Five star dishes, food for thought bitches
[00:00:43.060 -> 00:00:44.780]:  I mean it shit is
[00:00:44.780 -> 00:00:47.860]:  Fred Hampton on your campus, you can't resist his
[00:00:47.860 -> 00:00:49.180]:  High power
[00:00:49.180 -> 00:00:52.220]:  Throw your hands up for high power
[00:00:52.220 -> 00:00:55.320]:  Thug life
[00:00:55.320 -> 00:00:58.300]:  Thug life
[00:00:58.300 -> 00:01:28.280]:  Thug life
[00:01:28.280 -> 00:01:28.680]:  Thug life
[00:01:28.680 -> 00:01:36.400]:  Turn the headphones on
[00:01:36.400 -> 00:01:37.620]:  How we doing everybody?
[00:01:37.620 -> 00:01:39.360]:  Good afternoon everybody
[00:01:39.360 -> 00:01:42.100]:  How's the music sound?
[00:01:42.100 -> 00:01:43.720]:  Low, quiet, low, high
[00:01:43.720 -> 00:01:48.320]:  Too much, my old man
[00:01:48.320 -> 00:01:52.200]:  Got that reload ready in just a minute
[00:01:52.200 -> 00:01:54.460]:  Boss man Jack
[00:01:54.460 -> 00:01:55.240]:  On the way to diamond
[00:01:55.240 -> 00:01:58.200]:  Three minutes
[00:01:58.200 -> 00:01:58.260]:  Three minutes
[00:01:58.260 -> 00:01:58.660]:  Let's go
[00:01:58.660 -> 00:02:03.500]:  I gotta get a little louder if possible
[00:02:03.500 -> 00:02:05.220]:  But I figured I do
[00:02:05.220 -> 00:02:08.980]:  The mic's been like this for weeks now dude
[00:02:08.980 -> 00:02:13.680]:  I fucking broke the inside of this mic
[00:02:13.680 -> 00:02:15.120]:  The micro USB port on it
[00:02:15.120 -> 00:02:15.840]:  So it doesn't fucking
[00:02:15.840 -> 00:02:19.220]:  Probably need to cough too but um
[00:02:19.220 -> 00:02:21.260]:  Yeah I broke this mic
[00:02:21.260 -> 00:02:22.540]:  The in port on it
[00:02:22.540 -> 00:02:23.120]:  I can still use that
[00:02:23.120 -> 00:02:24.840]:  Just gotta get something else to work it
[00:02:24.840 -> 00:02:27.200]:  Another shit mic, yeah
[00:02:27.200 -> 00:02:28.160]:  I'm using my webcam
[00:02:28.160 -> 00:02:28.240]:  I'm using my webcam
[00:02:28.240 -> 00:02:28.980]:  It is shit
[00:02:28.980 -> 00:02:30.500]:  Is that supposed to offend me?
[00:02:30.500 -> 00:02:31.940]:  Like is that sure as fuck
[00:02:31.940 -> 00:02:32.680]:  Does it not offend me?
[00:02:32.680 -> 00:02:36.440]:  Fuck I'm weirdos
[00:02:36.440 -> 00:02:37.740]:  Anyways
[00:02:37.740 -> 00:02:38.980]:  Good vibes, good vibes
[00:02:38.980 -> 00:02:40.100]:  What are we gonna play?
[00:02:40.100 -> 00:02:40.560]:  What are we gonna play?
[00:02:40.560 -> 00:02:43.260]:  Dun dun dun dun
[00:02:43.260 -> 00:02:45.020]:  We're gonna go far
[00:02:45.020 -> 00:02:48.980]:  Two minutes
[00:02:48.980 -> 00:02:52.300]:  Let's get on monkey real quick
[00:02:52.300 -> 00:02:53.160]:  Before we get on a
[00:02:53.160 -> 00:02:55.060]:  Two minute monkey session coming
[00:02:55.060 -> 00:02:57.140]:  Watch this
[00:02:57.140 -> 00:02:57.920]:  I'm gonna make y'all laugh
[00:02:57.920 -> 00:02:58.140]:  I'm gonna make y'all laugh
[00:02:58.140 -> 00:03:00.140]:  I'm gonna make y'all fucking laugh
[00:03:00.140 -> 00:03:02.140]:  Alright I betcha I will
[00:03:02.140 -> 00:03:03.140]:  Guarantee I will
[00:03:03.140 -> 00:03:05.140]:  I guarantee I'll make you laugh
[00:03:05.140 -> 00:03:07.140]:  What the fuck's this bullshit?
[00:03:07.140 -> 00:03:11.140]:  Connect with Google, connect with fucking...
[00:03:11.140 -> 00:03:13.140]:  Man fuck you
[00:03:13.140 -> 00:03:15.140]:  Fucking piece of shit
[00:03:15.140 -> 00:03:17.140]:  I'm scared
[00:03:17.140 -> 00:03:19.140]:  Man
[00:03:19.140 -> 00:03:23.140]:  No, I can't stand
[00:03:23.140 -> 00:03:25.140]:  Yeah yeah yeah
[00:03:25.140 -> 00:03:27.140]:  Gotta sign up again or some bullshit
[00:03:27.140 -> 00:03:55.120]:  I just got my full ass name on that bitch. I don't want my full ass name to be on there. Come on. I don't want to give a fuck. Yeah, fuck it. We're going to yolo this bitch. Are you guys ready? Get on monkey. Here we go. Oh, we got to turn them up. Turn them. Yeah.
[00:03:55.120 -> 00:03:58.780]:  Hello. Hello.
[00:03:58.780 -> 00:04:02.040]:  Is my shit not even working?
[00:04:02.040 -> 00:04:03.920]:  Oh, there we go.
[00:04:03.920 -> 00:04:05.120]:  There's that sexy man.
[00:04:05.120 -> 00:04:06.620]:  Dude, what are you driving?
[00:04:06.620 -> 00:04:08.480]:  Dude, you're about to run off the road, dude.
[00:04:08.480 -> 00:04:11.920]:  You're about to run off the road, dude.
[00:04:11.920 -> 00:04:14.020]:  You need to get your ass back in the fucking lane.
[00:04:14.020 -> 00:04:16.780]:  Stop drinking all that fucking beer and driving.
[00:04:16.780 -> 00:04:18.940]:  What the fuck's wrong with you?
[00:04:18.940 -> 00:04:20.760]:  Quit drinking and driving.
[00:04:20.760 -> 00:04:22.320]:  I'm sick of it, Johnny.
[00:04:22.320 -> 00:04:25.020]:  I've told you time and time.
[00:04:25.020 -> 00:04:28.300]:  I'm telling you again to stop drinking and driving.
[00:04:28.300 -> 00:04:31.020]:  Jesus Christ.
[00:04:31.020 -> 00:04:39.540]:  He's probably like, what the fuck's wrong with this guy?
[00:04:39.540 -> 00:04:41.360]:  This guy's got some issues, man.
[00:04:41.360 -> 00:04:44.020]:  Like, this guy's probably...
[00:04:44.020 -> 00:04:47.340]:  Hello, hello, hello.
[00:04:47.340 -> 00:04:49.300]:  Greetings from Virginia, baby.
[00:04:49.300 -> 00:04:52.220]:  Oh, let's fucking go.
[00:04:52.220 -> 00:04:53.420]:  Shut up, my boy.
[00:04:53.420 -> 00:04:54.580]:  That looks like Malcolm in the...
[00:04:54.580 -> 00:04:54.980]:  I mean...
[00:04:55.500 -> 00:04:56.740]:  Malfoy from Harry Potter.
[00:04:56.740 -> 00:05:00.140]:  You look like a goddamn mops on your head.
[00:05:00.140 -> 00:05:04.720]:  I could take a broomstick, take your hair, and then mop my floor with it.
[00:05:04.720 -> 00:05:08.380]:  Get roasted, boy.
[00:05:08.380 -> 00:05:09.960]:  Yo, that dude is a...
[00:05:09.960 -> 00:05:10.560]:  Holy shit.
[00:05:10.560 -> 00:05:11.260]:  He's being racist.
[00:05:11.260 -> 00:05:12.600]:  No, I'm not, bitch.
[00:05:12.600 -> 00:05:13.300]:  Shut the fuck up.
[00:05:13.300 -> 00:05:15.160]:  I'm fucking part black, you fucking piece of shit.
[00:05:15.160 -> 00:05:16.400]:  Don't listen to this motherfucker.
[00:05:16.400 -> 00:05:17.400]:  I'm not racist, bro.
[00:05:17.400 -> 00:05:18.280]:  Dude, you're such a...
[00:05:18.280 -> 00:05:19.460]:  Shut the fuck up, pussy.
[00:05:19.460 -> 00:05:20.580]:  Yeah, you libel.
[00:05:20.580 -> 00:05:21.900]:  Yeah, you fucking weirdo fucks.
[00:05:21.900 -> 00:05:24.180]:  Fucking weirdo fuckers.
[00:05:24.540 -> 00:05:25.460]:  Yeah, you think you're funny?
[00:05:25.460 -> 00:05:26.840]:  Yeah, well, guess what?
[00:05:26.840 -> 00:05:27.920]:  Boss Man Jack's funnier.
[00:05:27.920 -> 00:05:29.940]:  Boss Man Jack's funnier.
[00:05:29.940 -> 00:05:31.920]:  Hello, Lysette.
[00:05:31.920 -> 00:05:33.160]:  Oh, you gonna skip me already?
[00:05:33.160 -> 00:05:34.120]:  Hello, sir.
[00:05:34.120 -> 00:05:35.060]:  You look like a goddamn...
[00:05:35.060 -> 00:05:35.520]:  Flamer!
[00:05:35.520 -> 00:05:36.780]:  Just kidding.
[00:05:36.780 -> 00:05:38.000]:  What?
[00:05:38.000 -> 00:05:40.660]:  What was that about?
[00:05:40.660 -> 00:05:43.740]:  Hey, it's my boy!
[00:05:43.740 -> 00:05:45.940]:  Jay Money in the cut, baby.
[00:05:45.940 -> 00:05:47.080]:  What's up, baby boy?
[00:05:47.080 -> 00:05:49.500]:  I'll tell you what, man.
[00:05:49.500 -> 00:05:50.260]:  I missed you, bro.
[00:05:50.260 -> 00:05:53.060]:  It's been a long two years not seeing you, dog.
[00:05:53.060 -> 00:05:54.500]:  Jay Money, it's been a long two years.
[00:05:54.500 -> 00:05:56.300]:  It's been a long two years not seeing you, my boy.
[00:05:56.300 -> 00:05:57.520]:  I've missed you so much.
[00:05:57.520 -> 00:05:59.480]:  You still have the same swag.
[00:05:59.480 -> 00:06:00.620]:  I see...
[00:06:00.620 -> 00:06:03.380]:  I see you're still fresh as fuck.
[00:06:03.380 -> 00:06:05.420]:  Got the freshest beard in town.
[00:06:05.420 -> 00:06:09.240]:  I could take your beard and mop my bathroom floor with it.
[00:06:09.240 -> 00:06:11.180]:  And that bitch would still be dirty.
[00:06:11.180 -> 00:06:14.820]:  Your beard looks like an ass hair coming out your face.
[00:06:14.820 -> 00:06:15.960]:  Pubic hairs.
[00:06:15.960 -> 00:06:19.060]:  Pubic hairs coming off your face, buddy.
[00:06:19.060 -> 00:06:20.640]:  You have pubes on your face, bro.
[00:06:20.640 -> 00:06:22.360]:  Oh!
[00:06:22.360 -> 00:06:24.220]:  Oh, your mom says...
[00:06:24.220 -> 00:06:24.420]:  Oh!
[00:06:24.420 -> 00:06:41.520]:  Oh boss man. Oh boss man. Oh right in the pussy boss man. Alright get the fuck out of here you fucking weird fuck. You fucking Walmart ass connection ass. You know who you look like buddy? Michael Jackson. You look like Michael Jackson dog. How does that feel?
[00:06:43.200 -> 00:06:54.400]:  He's a rock star. He was a multi-millionaire. You know what else he did? He touched little boys. That's fucking weird. That's strange. That's strange. That's strange. See you later.
[00:06:54.400 -> 00:07:02.020]:  Yo oh my god. That guy was not having that. Yo.
[00:07:02.020 -> 00:07:10.200]:  That disgusting fuck. Dirty motherfuckers.
[00:07:10.200 -> 00:07:13.180]:  Hello Subaru.
[00:07:13.180 -> 00:07:18.520]:  I need one more person then we're going to go back to steak.
[00:07:18.520 -> 00:07:21.760]:  Hello sir. How are you doing?
[00:07:21.760 -> 00:07:23.740]:  Listen I got two things to tell you.
[00:07:23.740 -> 00:07:25.720]:  One I'm proud of you.
[00:07:25.720 -> 00:07:29.240]:  You've been doing all your homework and I'm very proud of how you're excelling in school.
[00:07:29.240 -> 00:07:33.840]:  B. You need to slow down on the females bro.
[00:07:33.840 -> 00:07:36.900]:  You've been pulling every single one in your goddamn school.
[00:07:36.900 -> 00:07:41.680]:  I mean leave some for the rest of the dudes in your school dog.
[00:07:41.680 -> 00:07:43.040]:  You're just...
[00:07:43.040 -> 00:07:50.280]:  You're like big pimpin big big king aren't you psych I only seen you with dudes. What's up with that?
[00:07:50.280 -> 00:07:54.240]:  I'm very disappointed in you son. I thought I praised you to be a playboy
[00:07:54.240 -> 00:08:00.160]:  Huh, you're not a playboy at all you like you like, you know I'm saying
[00:08:00.160 -> 00:08:05.500]:  Yeah, weird weird. I'm not happy with you. I'm not happy with you
[00:08:05.500 -> 00:08:12.280]:  Well diet law mom what we do with this guy dad
[00:08:12.280 -> 00:08:14.280]:  I
[00:08:14.280 -> 00:08:20.260]:  Said boot you get out of here. You gotta go dog. I'll see you later. Have a good one. Peace
[00:08:20.260 -> 00:08:22.680]:  See you later, buddy
[00:08:22.680 -> 00:08:24.680]:  Get out get
[00:08:24.680 -> 00:08:29.380]:  Hey my boy
[00:08:29.380 -> 00:08:31.480]:  What's up, dog? It's me
[00:08:31.480 -> 00:08:38.020]:  Yes, you do. I went to school with you. Your name's Tim with the buck teeth. I love I love you, man
[00:08:38.020 -> 00:08:40.020]:  You're one of my favorite friends. What?
[00:08:40.020 -> 00:08:41.700]:  I
[00:08:41.700 -> 00:08:42.200]:  said
[00:08:42.200 -> 00:08:45.340]:  Your name is Tim with the buck teeth. My name is Jim the pimp Slayer
[00:08:45.340 -> 00:08:48.620]:  pimp
[00:08:48.620 -> 00:08:53.960]:  Bro, it's okay. Listen, it's okay. I'm proud of you for how you've been doing all your homework lately
[00:08:53.960 -> 00:08:59.340]:  I actually am very proud of you son. Please continue to please continue. Listen you fuck up school
[00:08:59.340 -> 00:09:06.700]:  You ain't gonna have no iPod no iPhone. No Xbox. No PC. Nothing. Yeah, yeah, nothing
[00:09:06.700 -> 00:09:12.120]:  You keep doing your damn homework, son. I'm done. I'm sick of it, bro. I'm sick of you not doing anything
[00:09:12.120 -> 00:09:15.000]:  I'm doing your schoolwork dog. How many times I gotta tell you
[00:09:15.000 -> 00:09:19.080]:  God man, I try so hard. I try so hard
[00:09:19.080 -> 00:09:24.960]:  It's okay. Just do your homework dog. It's just one thing you got to do is do your homework, bro
[00:09:24.960 -> 00:09:29.820]:  Do the work do the work just put in the work
[00:09:29.820 -> 00:09:39.560]:  Hey, that's a great view. Yeah, you got a fucking blister on your forehead. I
[00:09:41.320 -> 00:09:44.180]:  Bet you have a blister on your forehead
[00:09:44.180 -> 00:09:51.920]:  Okay, is that your girl is that your girl what's chillin we chillin
[00:09:51.920 -> 00:09:56.460]:  Well, what am I supposed to do look at it from the back
[00:09:56.460 -> 00:10:07.200]:  Damn that pussy nice boy. Damn mama. Can I but can I butter you up and call you a biscuit?
[00:10:11.240 -> 00:10:15.560]:  Oh, what I mean you look like a dude. I guess I might be
[00:10:15.560 -> 00:10:22.940]:  Fucking bitch and I you I'm sorry too young do your homework get off the site, please
[00:10:22.940 -> 00:10:29.420]:  What's up, hey me Benny
[00:10:29.420 -> 00:10:35.180]:  What's up gang? What you doing? What game you reppin? Yeah, we got him on fourth and Madison over here on the third block
[00:10:35.180 -> 00:10:41.040]:  We're falling in on you boss. Yeah, I see you got my fourth and Madison. He's got the curly hair
[00:10:41.040 -> 00:10:46.200]:  He's got the weird tattoo on his face and he does a weird Naruto looking heart tattoo on his hand
[00:10:46.200 -> 00:10:53.180]:  It's colorful and looks like a kindergartner tattooed on his body. Sorry about uh, yeah, you're fucked. They were on the way
[00:10:53.180 -> 00:10:56.520]:  You better start flushing that weed and I that shit, you know
[00:10:56.520 -> 00:11:00.540]:  That shit down the toilet dog. You better start flushing that shit. Yeah
[00:11:00.540 -> 00:11:04.140]:  You know what else is nice your mom's pog
[00:11:04.140 -> 00:11:07.280]:  beautiful big old booty I
[00:11:07.280 -> 00:11:10.120]:  love to see that thing jiggle when I go like this I go
[00:11:10.840 -> 00:11:15.980]:  And I just take my time I go and she and she starts to squirt everywhere like of Niagara Falls
[00:11:15.980 -> 00:11:18.880]:  Now I'm saying boy
[00:11:18.880 -> 00:11:21.660]:  I'm a big dog
[00:11:21.660 -> 00:11:29.880]:  I'm a big motherfucker. Yeah, you sit the fuck back. You don't say shit like a like a good little puppy
[00:11:29.880 -> 00:11:37.620]:  That's what I thought see you later you passed you failed the test. All right guys, sorry about that. I
[00:11:37.620 -> 00:11:40.340]:  Hope you all enjoyed today's monkey session
[00:11:40.640 -> 00:11:43.100]:  That was all we got for today folks and we were back on steak
[00:11:43.100 -> 00:11:45.700]:  No
[00:11:45.700 -> 00:11:51.700]:  Stop go back to monkey Austin go back to monkey. We don't want to see you gamble
[00:11:51.700 -> 00:11:55.180]:  We don't want to see you gamble. Well too fucking bad
[00:11:55.180 -> 00:11:59.840]:  Sorry
[00:11:59.840 -> 00:12:03.300]:  Mrs. Smith didn't give me no punani last night. I'm fucking pissed about it
[00:12:03.300 -> 00:12:06.000]:  Straight up. I'm not happy about it
[00:12:06.000 -> 00:12:10.180]:  She said I know my son was your mom. I know you booted him
[00:12:10.440 -> 00:12:15.460]:  But I cannot give you any punani tonight. I don't have a ride. I said what the fuck
[00:12:15.460 -> 00:12:19.660]:  All right, then fine. I'm fucking the neighbors the neighbor
[00:12:19.660 -> 00:12:23.360]:  He said what I said, I'm gonna fuck my neighbor
[00:12:23.360 -> 00:12:25.940]:  She said why?
[00:12:25.940 -> 00:12:30.440]:  Why would you do that? I said wait a second you give a fuck
[00:12:30.440 -> 00:12:35.720]:  She's like well, I mean you let me fuck all your friends, but that's different
[00:12:35.720 -> 00:12:40.240]:  Okay, all right fine. I'll wait till tomorrow
[00:12:40.240 -> 00:12:45.900]:  I'll see you then babe. Love you. I'm not gonna hit up the neighbor and she was very happy
[00:12:45.900 -> 00:12:51.100]:  You sure you're sorry. I don't know how to play guitar here. I was more of a rock band drummer guy
[00:12:51.100 -> 00:12:56.260]:  Or a dance dance revolution. I could fuck a dance dance revolution pad up. Let me tell you something
[00:12:56.260 -> 00:12:59.260]:  Let me tell you something
[00:12:59.260 -> 00:13:05.960]:  Oh, come on, yes, oh my god
[00:13:10.040 -> 00:13:12.040]:  Oh
[00:13:12.040 -> 00:13:14.480]:  No, ah
[00:13:14.480 -> 00:13:18.400]:  Why am I playing dice
[00:13:18.400 -> 00:13:28.060]:  Yes, no, oh my god, please it
[00:13:39.840 -> 00:13:41.840]:  Oh
[00:13:41.840 -> 00:13:47.700]:  What wow
[00:13:47.700 -> 00:13:55.820]:  Wow, I fucking lost it all I'm not even kidding dude. Oh my god. Damn. I was not up at all
[00:13:55.820 -> 00:14:00.400]:  Was I ever even up the fuck you laughing at the size of your little tiny penis?
[00:14:00.400 -> 00:14:06.100]:  You know what quit laughing at your own little penis. It's okay. Max means it's okay corny. We all know you're corny
[00:14:06.100 -> 00:14:09.640]:  You don't get no pussy. All you get your fucking your fucking little
[00:14:09.640 -> 00:14:14.400]:  Right-hand action on Zornhub is fine. Don't be mad at me. Don't take your anger out on me burger
[00:14:14.400 -> 00:14:18.740]:  Not a burger get the fuck back because we're all following today a bunch of little fucking virgins
[00:14:18.740 -> 00:14:24.420]:  Bunch of little non fucking fucking weirdo fuckers. What's a little virgins?
[00:14:24.420 -> 00:14:27.860]:  Bunch of little virgins laughing at me for losing
[00:14:27.860 -> 00:14:39.280]:  Shut up pussy try winning next time. How about you suck on my ball sack next time?
[00:14:39.440 -> 00:14:41.440]:  You bunch of fucking weirdos
[00:14:41.440 -> 00:14:44.820]:  Weirdo fucking haters coming out for you know what I do to your mom
[00:14:44.820 -> 00:14:53.440]:  I thrust them with my with my average size penis like so I say hey Adam Crawford. Hey Charles, lol mom. Come here, baby
[00:14:53.440 -> 00:14:58.040]:  Oh
[00:14:58.040 -> 00:15:09.240]:  I said let me now bend that ass over do a downward dog do the downward dog
[00:15:09.240 -> 00:15:13.320]:  And then grab her hips like so all this the most
[00:15:13.320 -> 00:15:16.140]:  Curvaceous hips I've ever seen in my life
[00:15:16.140 -> 00:15:20.740]:  She's a big girl. She's a big girl. So I wore like this
[00:15:20.740 -> 00:15:31.340]:  Holy shit, she said more boss man. I grab a big old booty like this. It's like I've goddamn like I'm it's like a big boulder
[00:15:31.340 -> 00:15:34.400]:  It's a big old rock dude. It's huge
[00:15:34.400 -> 00:15:39.040]:  And I sometimes will do a little side little side maneuver in there
[00:15:39.040 -> 00:15:41.040]:  You know
[00:15:41.040 -> 00:15:43.040]:  I'm done
[00:15:43.040 -> 00:15:46.400]:  You're a bunch of fucking pussies
[00:15:46.400 -> 00:15:53.620]:  You're a bunch of fucking pussies. You're a bunch of fucking pussies. You're a bunch of fucking vaginas talking shit. Stay mad
[00:15:53.620 -> 00:16:00.400]:  Stay mad while I sit here and make my viewers laugh you sit behind your keyboard watching mad
[00:16:00.400 -> 00:16:04.080]:  I'm straight chillin dog straight chillin like a villain my boy
[00:16:04.080 -> 00:16:07.000]:  chillin like
[00:16:07.000 -> 00:16:08.840]:  A villain, you know Sam?
[00:16:08.840 -> 00:16:10.240]:  It's just
[00:16:10.240 -> 00:16:15.400]:  Pause the stream already over. I don't know. Does it look like it is you fucking moron type of one if I'm live
[00:16:15.400 -> 00:16:17.520]:  Can you guys hear me type of one if you can hear me?
[00:16:17.520 -> 00:16:19.660]:  Hello chat
[00:16:19.660 -> 00:16:24.120]:  Quick get some ones in the chat. I'm live. Hello. Am I live right? Oh, oh shit
[00:16:24.120 -> 00:16:31.440]:  I am live y'all saw me fucking the mom. Oh my god. Oh shit balls. What am I gonna do? That's so embarrassing, dude
[00:16:31.440 -> 00:16:33.520]:  I thought I was on the video camera with my uh
[00:16:33.520 -> 00:16:37.440]:  With one of my other meals. Oh, man, that's bad. Oh
[00:16:38.640 -> 00:16:44.560]:  That's embarrassing. I'm so sorry guys. You guys had to see that that was uh, in particular the way I do mrs. Smith. Oh
[00:16:44.560 -> 00:16:47.920]:  man
[00:16:47.920 -> 00:16:50.020]:  Man I'll tell you what oh
[00:16:50.020 -> 00:16:57.020]:  Shit I got a fucking pussy juice on my chair again. Oh my god
[00:16:57.020 -> 00:17:04.180]:  What I tell you god fucking whore
[00:17:08.440 -> 00:17:12.840]:  Terrible, I'm fucking sick. I'm sick of shit. Oh
[00:17:12.840 -> 00:17:20.160]:  My god, oh piss where's the fucking deodorant miss Smith got my clone
[00:17:20.160 -> 00:17:23.820]:  God, dude, this is fucking bullshit
[00:17:23.820 -> 00:17:27.200]:  Fucking pussy juice on my chair
[00:17:27.200 -> 00:17:30.000]:  This is where I sit and do my job
[00:17:30.000 -> 00:17:35.360]:  God, dude. Oh my god, bro. I'm so sorry guys. I need to calm down
[00:17:35.360 -> 00:17:38.240]:  Mr. Smith's in Oregon damn son
[00:17:38.240 -> 00:17:40.240]:  Yeah, take yeah, take your sweet time
[00:17:40.240 -> 00:17:43.820]:  God, I have it on my shorts. Now. It's it's been soaked into my gym shorts. There's like a circle
[00:17:43.820 -> 00:17:46.120]:  It's it's been soaked into my gym shorts. There's like a circle
[00:17:46.120 -> 00:17:48.120]:  It's been soaked into my gym shorts. There's like a circle
[00:17:48.120 -> 00:17:51.280]:  God
[00:17:51.280 -> 00:17:57.360]:  Fucking disgusting man. I mean I like I like it at all, but not on my chair not on my fucking computer chair
[00:17:57.360 -> 00:17:57.360]:  God, it's fucking disgusting man. I mean I like I like it at all, but not on my chair not on my fucking computer chair
[00:17:57.360 -> 00:17:57.360]:  God, it's fucking disgusting man. I mean I like I like it at all, but not on my chair not on my fucking computer chair
[00:17:57.360 -> 00:18:00.200]:  God, it's fucking disgusting man. I mean I like I like it at all, but not on my chair not on my fucking computer chair
[00:18:00.200 -> 00:18:02.200]:  I take a fucking bone rip dude
[00:18:02.200 -> 00:18:05.820]:  Fucking die. I'm fucking sick of the bullshit, dude
[00:18:05.820 -> 00:18:09.080]:  Fucking sick of the bullshit dog
[00:18:09.080 -> 00:18:11.360]:  Pack me up a big green hit there Johnny
[00:18:11.360 -> 00:18:16.320]:  Pack it to the brim. I don't want no small rip. I want a big hit
[00:18:16.320 -> 00:18:24.960]:  First we'll go some straight gas pack. I don't know what it's called. I'll show you a picture. I'll show it to the camera
[00:18:24.960 -> 00:18:28.960]:  in a second. Hold on. Woohoo! McFly on the- Woo! Yeah!
[00:18:30.000 -> 00:18:36.700]:  Sorry guys. This is my nervous- Woo! That's like my nervous tick. I don't have Tourette's, it's just a nervous tick.
[00:18:36.700 -> 00:18:39.620]:  Alright, let's rip this. Woo!
[00:18:39.620 -> 00:18:41.800]:  Alright, sorry guys. Sorry. Okay.
[00:18:41.800 -> 00:18:46.760]:  Let's rip the bong. Alright, ready? Let's stand up. Actually, I should put some ice in this bitch
[00:18:46.760 -> 00:18:59.800]:  Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god guys! I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. I hope y'all can't see that.
[00:18:59.800 -> 00:19:08.000]:  Oh, I just stepped on a piece of glass. It's not that bad. It's not that bad at all. It hurt though.
[00:19:08.000 -> 00:19:18.040]:  Fuck! How many times have I done that? I'm not kidding either. It's not that bad though. It's barely bleeding. It just kind of hurt to barely bleed. It's barely bleeding.
[00:19:18.040 -> 00:19:20.560]:  Alright, here we go guys. Cheers.
[00:19:20.560 -> 00:19:49.560]:  *Coughing*
[00:19:50.360 -> 00:19:51.360]:  Oh shit, that hurt.
[00:19:51.360 -> 00:19:57.360]:  *Coughing*
[00:19:57.360 -> 00:19:59.360]:  That shit hurt.
[00:19:59.360 -> 00:20:04.360]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:04.360 -> 00:20:06.360]:  Hell yeah.
[00:20:06.360 -> 00:20:08.360]:  What's up, it's Mute.
[00:20:08.360 -> 00:20:11.360]:  Who is this ugly motherfucker on my screen?
[00:20:11.360 -> 00:20:14.360]:  Who the fuck is- Oh! That's me. Shit.
[00:20:14.360 -> 00:20:20.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:20.160 -> 00:20:24.160]:  I'm not that ugly. He's alright looking.
[00:20:24.160 -> 00:20:31.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:31.160 -> 00:20:33.160]:  Hey, did I get banned? No way!
[00:20:33.160 -> 00:20:34.160]:  Did I get banned?
[00:20:34.160 -> 00:20:36.160]:  Oh, I didn't get banned. Oh my god.
[00:20:36.160 -> 00:20:37.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:37.160 -> 00:20:39.160]:  Oh my god, I thought I got banned.
[00:20:39.160 -> 00:20:40.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:40.160 -> 00:20:41.160]:  I'm not kidding.
[00:20:41.160 -> 00:20:43.160]:  Oh my god, I thought I got banned.
[00:20:43.160 -> 00:20:45.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:45.160 -> 00:20:47.160]:  The Jays?
[00:20:47.160 -> 00:20:48.160]:  Alright.
[00:20:48.160 -> 00:20:49.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:49.160 -> 00:20:51.160]:  What was I coming to look at?
[00:20:51.160 -> 00:20:52.160]:  Oh, my sub count.
[00:20:52.160 -> 00:20:54.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:20:54.160 -> 00:20:57.160]:  I went down 25. I'm fucking sweating my ass off, dude.
[00:20:57.160 -> 00:21:00.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:00.160 -> 00:21:02.160]:  I know my bottom of my foot is nasty, but...
[00:21:02.160 -> 00:21:03.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:03.160 -> 00:21:05.160]:  I was just looking if there was bleeding.
[00:21:05.160 -> 00:21:06.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:06.160 -> 00:21:07.160]:  Oh, there is a little bit.
[00:21:07.160 -> 00:21:09.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:09.160 -> 00:21:14.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:14.160 -> 00:21:16.160]:  In fact, I'm numb. What's that?
[00:21:16.160 -> 00:21:17.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:17.160 -> 00:21:18.160]:  What are you talking about?
[00:21:18.160 -> 00:21:20.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:20.160 -> 00:21:22.160]:  Speak with your chest, little boy.
[00:21:22.160 -> 00:21:29.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:29.160 -> 00:21:31.160]:  Here are the Jordan 3s I just copped.
[00:21:31.160 -> 00:21:32.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:32.160 -> 00:21:33.160]:  Pretty fresh for you, isn't it?
[00:21:33.160 -> 00:21:47.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:47.160 -> 00:21:48.160]:  I don't know why I eat them.
[00:21:48.160 -> 00:21:49.160]:  I just eat them all the time.
[00:21:49.160 -> 00:21:50.160]:  I don't fucking know why.
[00:21:50.160 -> 00:21:51.160]:  Alright, I got the Yeezys.
[00:21:51.160 -> 00:21:52.160]:  Not a pair of Yeezys.
[00:21:52.160 -> 00:21:53.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:53.160 -> 00:21:54.160]:  I don't know why I eat them.
[00:21:54.160 -> 00:21:55.160]:  I just eat them all the time.
[00:21:55.160 -> 00:21:56.160]:  I don't fucking know why.
[00:21:56.160 -> 00:21:57.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:21:57.160 -> 00:21:58.160]:  I don't know why I eat them.
[00:21:58.160 -> 00:21:59.160]:  I just eat them all the time.
[00:21:59.160 -> 00:22:00.160]:  I don't fucking know why.
[00:22:00.160 -> 00:22:01.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:22:01.160 -> 00:22:02.160]:  I don't know why I eat them.
[00:22:02.160 -> 00:22:03.160]:  I just eat them all the time.
[00:22:03.160 -> 00:22:04.160]:  I don't fucking know why.
[00:22:04.160 -> 00:22:05.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:22:05.160 -> 00:22:06.160]:  I don't know why I eat them.
[00:22:06.160 -> 00:22:07.160]:  I just eat them all the time.
[00:22:07.160 -> 00:22:08.160]:  I don't fucking know why.
[00:22:08.160 -> 00:22:09.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:22:09.160 -> 00:22:10.160]:  Alright, I got the Yeezys.
[00:22:10.160 -> 00:22:11.160]:  *Coughing*
[00:22:11.160 -> 00:22:13.160]:  I just eat them all the time. I don't fucking know why.
[00:22:13.160 -> 00:22:19.020]:  Alright, got the Yeezys. Another pair of Yeezys. The 350s Zebra.
[00:22:19.020 -> 00:22:24.060]:  Yeah, buddy, that's all I got. That's my three pairs.
[00:22:24.060 -> 00:22:29.660]:  Those are my three pairs of shoes boys. That's all I got. And the old pair of New Balances.
[00:22:29.660 -> 00:22:34.860]:  And the bong's mom loves me when I wear those 350 Zebras.
[00:22:34.860 -> 00:22:39.080]:  She says, \God damn
[00:22:39.080 -> 00:22:41.080]:  I said, \Oh yeah?\""
[00:22:41.080 -> 00:22:46.420]:  \You get...\" She said
[00:22:46.420 -> 00:22:49.420]:  I said, \What?\" She said
[00:22:49.420 -> 00:22:53.420]:  \My husband's going to work in an hour. Will you come over to my house?\""
[00:22:53.420 -> 00:22:55.420]:  What?
[00:22:55.420 -> 00:22:59.420]:  \My husband's going to work in an hour. Will you come over to my house?\""
[00:22:59.420 -> 00:23:03.420]:  Oh my God. Yeah. Me?
[00:23:03.420 -> 00:23:06.420]:  \Yeah
[00:23:06.420 -> 00:23:08.420]:  \I'll be there.\""
[00:23:08.420 -> 00:23:10.420]:  \I'll be there.\""
[00:23:10.420 -> 00:23:12.420]:  \I'll be there.\""
[00:23:12.420 -> 00:23:14.420]:  \I'll be there.\""
[00:23:14.420 -> 00:23:16.420]:  \I'll be there.\""
[00:23:16.420 -> 00:23:18.420]:  I have problems, dude.
[00:23:18.420 -> 00:23:20.420]:  I have fucking issues, bro. I have issues.
[00:23:20.420 -> 00:23:22.420]:  WOO!
[00:23:22.420 -> 00:23:24.420]:  WAKE UP, BITCH!
[00:23:24.420 -> 00:23:26.420]:  IT'S FUCKING BOSSMAN JACK TIME, PUSSY!
[00:23:26.420 -> 00:23:28.420]:  WOO!
[00:23:28.420 -> 00:23:30.420]:  Sorry. God damn.
[00:23:30.420 -> 00:23:32.420]:  These streams just get me going.
[00:23:32.420 -> 00:23:43.600]:  you want something i am i finally got to taste your mom's sweet vagina last night
[00:23:43.600 -> 00:23:49.040]:  and i've been on cloud nine ever since my boy that shit was so good bro the way she looked at
[00:23:49.040 -> 00:23:55.060]:  me in my eyes when i said does it look does it feel good when i do this and she said oh yeah
[00:23:55.060 -> 00:24:01.880]:  the way she looked at me in my eyes oh my god he's on narcissism and you're watching and you're
[00:24:01.880 -> 00:24:08.900]:  jealous snooze your lips buddy get in the back of the bus get in the back of the line you gotta
[00:24:08.900 -> 00:24:17.960]:  get back in the line show us the lines oh where you're where you're yeah i might as well except
[00:24:17.960 -> 00:24:25.740]:  your mama face takes two months thank you very much i know you jackie what's up detoxified how
[00:24:25.740 -> 00:24:31.340]:  you doing boss what job you had the best i have had uh several jobs most recent which
[00:24:31.340 -> 00:24:41.360]:  was to uh be your uh what's it called your mom's personal sex slave i said what she said i'll pay
[00:24:41.360 -> 00:24:49.180]:  you 25 a day i said god damn that's pretty good all right let's do it so i got bucks i was in
[00:24:49.180 -> 00:24:59.880]:  there fuck yeah that's pretty good cash i like that money no i've actually i actually never
[00:24:59.880 -> 00:25:05.480]:  worked hvac i just went to school for i got my certification for hvac i worked at uh the playboy
[00:25:05.480 -> 00:25:09.780]:  mansion with uh no i'm just kidding i don't really know listen my first job ever was at
[00:25:09.780 -> 00:25:14.400]:  mcdonald's bro i was in high school i worked out of summer i worked this summer on mcdonald's
[00:25:14.400 -> 00:25:18.480]:  with my friends in high school because like everyone that was in my friend group all worked
[00:25:18.480 -> 00:25:22.960]:  in mcdonald's we all went up there we smoked weed on break we fucking do my buddy would sell bags
[00:25:22.960 -> 00:25:27.140]:  of weed to the fucking drive-thru he fucking put it in the bag put it in the fucking i mean the
[00:25:27.140 -> 00:25:31.820]:  whole all our managers smoked with us it was fucking crazy one of my best friend's brother
[00:25:31.820 -> 00:25:37.520]:  older brother was one of the head managers anyways i also had uh lots of a few restaurant
[00:25:37.520 -> 00:25:42.460]:  jobs y'all ever heard of auburn pain the restaurant that was in like um airports
[00:25:42.460 -> 00:25:49.900]:  auburn pawn auburn pain you're gonna call it anybody nobody anybody i worked there it's like
[00:25:49.900 -> 00:25:55.980]:  panera bread i worked there for a few weeks i didn't like it they fired me because i hit a vape
[00:25:55.980 -> 00:26:02.400]:  in the lobby so i wouldn't complain very unprofessional your employee would hit a
[00:26:02.400 -> 00:26:11.380]:  nicotine vape in the lobby i was like i was fiending i needed it what get the fuck out
[00:26:11.380 -> 00:26:17.140]:  get the fuck out do not come back get your shit out the locker do not come back i was sitting
[00:26:17.140 -> 00:26:21.060]:  there getting high as a bitch every day on a fucking seriously bad drug i was doing at the
[00:26:21.060 -> 00:26:25.920]:  time fucking spice it was bad i would go on break and smoke that shit that was so
[00:26:25.920 -> 00:26:32.160]:  addicted to it do not ever do that shit ever ever it's the devil dude it's the devil try to tell
[00:26:32.160 -> 00:26:37.720]:  you spice is bad the type of one if you've ever smoked spice before and you know if you smoked
[00:26:37.720 -> 00:26:44.960]:  it it is no good it is it is no good type of one don't be ashamed of it dude it doesn't mean we
[00:26:44.960 -> 00:26:51.380]:  still do it it just means we fucking fucked up in the past that's spice k2 spice it's synthetic
[00:26:51.380 -> 00:26:55.620]:  synthetic marijuana quote unquote but it's like a plant potpourri
[00:26:55.620 -> 00:26:59.840]:  plant whatever that's sprayed with chemicals that get you fucking high as shit because how
[00:26:59.840 -> 00:27:04.620]:  bad does that sound literally manufactured in china like what the fuck they sent that shit over here
[00:27:04.620 -> 00:27:11.120]:  and it got us all fucked up it got me fucked up too bad like i'm not laughing but like that was
[00:27:11.120 -> 00:27:17.160]:  bad time in my life dude that was a bad do not ever try that shit and i mean like you don't you
[00:27:17.160 -> 00:27:24.500]:  don't want to you don't want to you know yeah you can think i am volvo i'm just being me you're
[00:27:24.500 -> 00:27:29.120]:  probably too dumb to fucking correspond these full sentences i'm speaking you're probably a
[00:27:29.120 -> 00:27:34.000]:  joe biden fan get the fuck out of here what's up drifter man how you doing boss what's up my g
[00:27:34.000 -> 00:27:39.080]:  what's up terp sauce what's up dead man shan what's up hey scott what did it do what did what
[00:27:39.080 -> 00:27:44.080]:  do spice make you hallucinate and shit it can this one time i'm fucking dude listen to this
[00:27:44.080 -> 00:27:49.340]:  i smoked that shit so much in my garage one night in the middle of the night i ran into my house
[00:27:49.340 -> 00:27:54.120]:  with a baseball bat because i thought the kids that i was hanging out with that day had broken
[00:27:54.120 -> 00:28:00.940]:  into my house to rob our house my mom and dad were like austin there's nobody here there's i
[00:28:00.940 -> 00:28:05.580]:  don't know why i said that my throat there's nobody here i was like what i was like no yes i was like
[00:28:05.580 -> 00:28:10.300]:  yes there is they're fucking upstairs somewhere i swear to god i was high as a bitch on spice i
[00:28:10.300 -> 00:28:15.900]:  was hallucinating bro i quit shortly after that i actually was driving back home from newport news
[00:28:15.900 -> 00:28:20.600]:  virginia to williamsburg virginia which is where i lived and newport news was the border town to
[00:28:20.600 -> 00:28:26.700]:  us to get it the good shit the good shit the really strong bad shit and uh i was we were
[00:28:26.700 -> 00:28:32.540]:  driving home i was on the way home my buddy my buddy was driving and i was in the shotgun seat
[00:28:32.540 -> 00:28:36.580]:  obviously and i fucking hit that shit and the next thing i know dude i started having the most
[00:28:36.580 -> 00:28:41.220]:  painful pains for my heart like someone it almost felt like somebody took a needle and was sticking
[00:28:41.220 -> 00:28:45.460]:  it inside of my heart and out dude i was like oh my fucking god i got on the fucking floor dude
[00:28:45.460 -> 00:28:49.680]:  i was like dude i'm about to fucking die dude my name is david i'm like dude i'm about to fucking
[00:28:49.680 -> 00:28:52.740]:  die bro i'm not fucking kidding i started praying out that whoever i thought was out there
[00:28:52.740 -> 00:28:57.180]:  whatever i thought was listening and dude i fucking i thought i was gonna die i'm not fucking
[00:28:57.180 -> 00:29:01.220]:  kidding i really had the most painful like heart pain change chest pains whatever you want to call
[00:29:01.220 -> 00:29:06.100]:  it and i threw the bag out the window bro and i fucking never smoked it ever again dude not once
[00:29:06.100 -> 00:29:11.980]:  not one time did i ever touch it again that was it i thought i was dead super sketch i might have
[00:29:11.980 -> 00:29:17.200]:  had like a mini heart attack i don't know it was a really it's like pcp dude i've heard people
[00:29:18.760 -> 00:29:22.420]:  and it's in this certain like some way but then again it's almost like heroin because they're like
[00:29:22.420 -> 00:29:27.100]:  you'll smoke it you'll take one hit and you'll fucking do it and you'll fucking it gives you
[00:29:27.100 -> 00:29:31.240]:  panic attacks big time dude but like it wasn't like that i smoked it for like two years they've
[00:29:31.240 -> 00:29:34.440]:  never done that to me like that dude trust me there was something wrong with that batch or
[00:29:34.440 -> 00:29:41.420]:  something but um no i don't know what that is but um what was i getting at oh i would smoke it bro
[00:29:41.420 -> 00:29:47.840]:  and i'd fall asleep for like 20 minutes pass the fuck out be completely unconscious fucked up wake
[00:29:47.840 -> 00:29:54.380]:  up just take another hit of it and then fucking stop again i didn't fucking sleep again i slept
[00:29:54.380 -> 00:30:03.400]:  for like 20 hours a day on that shit it's really good to be on it no no it feels like it's just so
[00:30:03.400 -> 00:30:07.580]:  strong if you guys have smoked spice in the chat do you describe it as a good feeling
[00:30:07.580 -> 00:30:16.600]:  no it just fucks you up really bad dude it fucks you up i mean it's a strong drug dude
[00:30:16.920 -> 00:30:27.640]:  no no it's nothing like it it's the worst dude it's way too intense yeah
[00:30:27.640 -> 00:30:36.620]:  yeah oh my god that was awful dude i smoked a lot of it yeah it does it does
[00:30:36.620 -> 00:30:43.180]:  your insulin dude i would get physically sick without it i smoked it so much i couldn't eat
[00:30:43.180 -> 00:30:46.000]:  a meal and if i did i'd throw it right back up i'm serious dude they almost did it i'm serious
[00:30:46.000 -> 00:30:50.700]:  dude they almost did give me psychosis dude almost it fucked me up for years dude my head
[00:30:50.700 -> 00:30:55.100]:  wasn't right for years years after smoking it and it still didn't probably fully recovered
[00:30:55.100 -> 00:30:59.700]:  obviously but you know i've definitely come a long way since the point where i was at right
[00:30:59.700 -> 00:31:05.800]:  now i was just definitely brain dead you ugly as fuck i dare your pussy ass to get on the discord
[00:31:05.800 -> 00:31:11.800]:  with me call right now turn your little camera on and fucking get on a video with me and then
[00:31:11.800 -> 00:31:15.480]:  we're gonna have the chat vote and see who's the better looking person all right
[00:31:15.480 -> 00:31:21.980]:  and you guys gotta be completely honest guy or girl no homo whatever who's the better looking guy
[00:31:21.980 -> 00:31:31.220]:  is it me or this guy daniel from louisiana who eats three big macs a day two large fries
[00:31:31.220 -> 00:31:36.880]:  and also drinks 14 coca-colas a day he drinks more than 12 pack a day
[00:31:36.880 -> 00:31:41.520]:  isn't that crazy what the fuck 14 sodas
[00:31:41.520 -> 00:31:44.720]:  jeez bro that's fucking dirty
[00:31:44.720 -> 00:31:50.380]:  dirty your body's probably banging on for beer life looking at your ass i'm just kidding man
[00:31:50.380 -> 00:31:52.980]:  why you gotta be a dick why you being a dickhead what have i done to hurt you boss
[00:31:52.980 -> 00:32:04.780]:  you know i got a spark back 14 sodas 14 sodas no not at all no what is that what is that
[00:32:04.780 -> 00:32:08.720]:  that is something else you guys want to see a funny video
[00:32:08.720 -> 00:32:14.560]:  oh what the fuck is that
[00:32:14.560 -> 00:32:18.820]:  bro did you guys just see that oh here it is here it is what's this
[00:32:18.820 -> 00:32:21.220]:  your truck stands on my property
[00:32:21.220 -> 00:32:23.560]:  what's this dude this shit's funny as fuck
[00:32:23.560 -> 00:32:27.160]:  hey tj do you have your ID let me have my ID let you have my house
[00:32:27.160 -> 00:32:28.560]:  yeah fuck yeah
[00:32:28.560 -> 00:32:30.560]:  i want it
[00:32:30.560 -> 00:32:32.560]:  your truck stands on my property
[00:32:32.560 -> 00:32:34.560]:  watch watch watch watch
[00:32:34.560 -> 00:32:36.560]:  not each hill
[00:32:36.560 -> 00:32:38.560]:  what the hell is even that
[00:32:38.560 -> 00:32:40.560]:  what the hell is even that
[00:32:40.560 -> 00:32:42.560]:  wait can y'all hear it
[00:32:42.560 -> 00:32:44.560]:  can y'all hear it i didn't even hear it myself hold on
[00:32:44.560 -> 00:32:46.560]:  i can't remember how it goes down exactly
[00:32:46.560 -> 00:32:48.560]:  your truck stands on my property
[00:32:48.560 -> 00:32:50.560]:  get the hell out of my yard
[00:32:50.560 -> 00:32:52.560]:  it should be loud oh hold on
[00:32:52.560 -> 00:32:54.560]:  tj let you have my house
[00:32:54.560 -> 00:32:56.560]:  my shit
[00:32:56.560 -> 00:32:58.560]:  your truck stands on my property
[00:32:58.560 -> 00:33:00.560]:  you didn't win shit in my yard
[00:33:00.560 -> 00:33:02.560]:  all of you
[00:33:02.560 -> 00:33:04.560]:  oh my god
[00:33:04.560 -> 00:33:06.560]:  what the hell is even that
[00:33:06.560 -> 00:33:08.560]:  my yard
[00:33:08.560 -> 00:33:10.560]:  what the hell even is that
[00:33:10.560 -> 00:33:12.560]:  i think that's funny bro
[00:33:12.560 -> 00:33:14.560]:  that's just my set of humor
[00:33:14.560 -> 00:33:16.560]:  bro there's another one i tried to find the other day i couldn't find it bro
[00:33:16.560 -> 00:33:18.560]:  it was like a live news anchor
[00:33:18.560 -> 00:33:20.560]:  and this like
[00:33:20.560 -> 00:33:22.560]:  parachuter had just landed
[00:33:22.560 -> 00:33:24.560]:  and they're in Australia and he's like hello
[00:33:24.560 -> 00:33:26.560]:  and smoke em he's like oh shit fuck
[00:33:26.560 -> 00:33:28.560]:  turn that back run that back
[00:33:28.560 -> 00:33:30.560]:  he's like dude we're live
[00:33:30.560 -> 00:33:32.560]:  he's like oh shit
[00:33:32.560 -> 00:33:34.560]:  that's funny as fuck i'm telling you
[00:33:34.560 -> 00:33:36.560]:  it wasn't fake either
[00:33:36.560 -> 00:33:38.560]:  that was funny i don't have to show you guys
[00:33:38.560 -> 00:33:40.560]:  every day i think about the money
[00:33:40.560 -> 00:33:42.560]:  let's go
[00:33:42.560 -> 00:33:44.560]:  lost all my money
[00:33:44.560 -> 00:33:46.560]:  every day i lose all my money
[00:33:46.560 -> 00:33:48.560]:  and now fucking ben you think it's funny
[00:33:48.560 -> 00:33:50.560]:  and now fucking ben you think it's funny
[00:33:50.560 -> 00:33:52.560]:  and now fucking ben you think it's funny
[00:33:52.560 -> 00:33:54.560]:  haha you like the remix
[00:33:54.560 -> 00:33:56.560]:  false man jack remix bitch
[00:33:56.560 -> 00:33:58.560]:  false man jack remix bitch
[00:33:58.560 -> 00:34:00.560]:  uh
[00:34:00.560 -> 00:34:02.560]:  yeah
[00:34:02.560 -> 00:34:04.560]:  it's all considered screen gambling
[00:34:04.560 -> 00:34:06.560]:  it's all considered screen gambling
[00:34:06.560 -> 00:34:08.560]:  i'll consider it strongly
[00:34:08.560 -> 00:34:10.560]:  psych
[00:34:10.560 -> 00:34:12.560]:  i can't i'm on my daily deposit limit
[00:34:12.560 -> 00:34:14.560]:  bro don't worry about it
[00:34:14.560 -> 00:34:16.560]:  look at that boom i deposited 9k yesterday
[00:34:16.560 -> 00:34:18.560]:  look at that boom i deposited 9k yesterday
[00:34:18.560 -> 00:34:20.560]:  the betting starts as soon as your mom rings my doorbell
[00:34:20.560 -> 00:34:22.560]:  the betting starts as soon as your mom rings my doorbell
[00:34:22.560 -> 00:34:24.560]:  i usually like to see her sweet tits
[00:34:24.560 -> 00:34:26.560]:  before i gamble
[00:34:26.560 -> 00:34:28.560]:  i love her titties
[00:34:28.560 -> 00:34:30.560]:  they're nice she's hot
[00:34:30.560 -> 00:34:32.560]:  they're nice she's hot
[00:34:32.560 -> 00:34:34.560]:  every day i think about the money
[00:34:34.560 -> 00:34:36.560]:  every day i think about the money
[00:34:36.560 -> 00:34:38.560]:  what am i gonna do with all this money
[00:34:38.560 -> 00:34:40.560]:  what am i gonna do with all this money
[00:34:40.560 -> 00:34:42.560]:  i can't go a day without that money
[00:34:42.560 -> 00:34:44.560]:  i can't go a day without that money
[00:34:44.560 -> 00:34:46.560]:  you know that i'm married to the money
[00:34:46.560 -> 00:34:48.560]:  every day i think about the money
[00:34:48.560 -> 00:34:50.560]:  the money
[00:34:50.560 -> 00:34:52.560]:  no i'm not
[00:34:52.560 -> 00:34:54.560]:  i have a hundred dollars that's it
[00:34:54.560 -> 00:34:56.560]:  i can't go a day without my money
[00:34:56.560 -> 00:34:58.560]:  you know that i'm married to the money
[00:34:58.560 -> 00:35:00.560]:  you know that i'm married to the money
[00:35:00.560 -> 00:35:02.560]:  hold on
[00:35:02.560 -> 00:35:04.560]:  cheddar
[00:35:04.560 -> 00:35:06.560]:  my bread up
[00:35:06.560 -> 00:35:08.560]:  we'll be playing games got me fed up
[00:35:08.560 -> 00:35:10.560]:  i'm trying to get in my pockets i don't let up
[00:35:10.560 -> 00:35:12.560]:  i'm trying to get in my pockets i don't let up
[00:35:12.560 -> 00:35:14.560]:  i'm trying to get in my pockets i don't let up
[00:35:14.560 -> 00:35:16.560]:  i love all about that action fuck that talking
[00:35:16.560 -> 00:35:18.560]:  i love all about that action fuck that talking
[00:35:18.560 -> 00:35:20.560]:  true religion jeans and some jordans
[00:35:20.560 -> 00:35:22.560]:  true religion jeans and some jordans
[00:35:22.560 -> 00:35:24.560]:  all this cash money bitch i'm ballin
[00:35:24.560 -> 00:35:26.560]:  gave your hoe my number now she won't stop callin
[00:35:26.560 -> 00:35:28.560]:  every day i think about the money
[00:35:28.560 -> 00:35:30.560]:  every day i think about the money
[00:35:30.560 -> 00:35:32.560]:  what am i gonna do with all this money
[00:35:32.560 -> 00:35:34.560]:  what am i gonna do with all this money
[00:35:34.560 -> 00:35:36.560]:  i can't go a day without my money
[00:35:36.560 -> 00:35:48.360]:  Alright, I'm in. Oh! No, it doesn't work, bro. It's not verified. It's not going to work. I can't even gamble without it being verified.
[00:35:48.360 -> 00:35:54.320]:  I'm married to the money. Damn.
[00:35:54.320 -> 00:36:24.300]:  I'm married to the money.
[00:36:24.300 -> 00:36:24.300]:  I'm married to the money.
[00:36:24.300 -> 00:36:54.280]:  I'm married to the money.
[00:36:54.280 -> 00:37:24.260]:  I'm married to the money.
[00:37:24.260 -> 00:37:54.240]:  I'm married to the money.
[00:37:54.240 -> 00:37:56.060]:  Damn that pussy nice. Wait, what?
[00:37:56.060 -> 00:37:58.660]:  My bad. Holy shitballs.
[00:37:58.660 -> 00:37:59.240]:  Wait, what?
[00:37:59.240 -> 00:38:01.180]:  Mary fucking Poppins.
[00:38:01.180 -> 00:38:04.640]:  My bad, that's an 18+.
[00:38:04.640 -> 00:38:06.240]:  No family allowed.
[00:38:06.240 -> 00:38:08.920]:  That's y'all, bro.
[00:38:08.920 -> 00:38:13.700]:  We get very graphic here.
[00:38:13.700 -> 00:38:23.980]:  I mean
[00:38:23.980 -> 00:38:37.160]:  Hot tub stream next Saturday
[00:38:37.160 -> 00:38:40.040]:  I actually just got my new pepperoni thong
[00:38:40.040 -> 00:38:42.300]:  You guys want to see my new pepperoni man thong?
[00:38:42.900 -> 00:38:44.060]:  That's what I'm wearing on Friday
[00:38:44.060 -> 00:38:51.980]:  When I came back with a little pepperoni
[00:38:51.980 -> 00:38:52.680]:  He said what?
[00:38:52.680 -> 00:38:53.960]:  He said hey yo
[00:38:53.960 -> 00:38:56.460]:  What dude?
[00:38:56.460 -> 00:38:58.920]:  I like pepperoni man thongs
[00:38:58.920 -> 00:39:01.040]:  What's wrong with that?
[00:39:01.040 -> 00:39:03.580]:  The colors are nice red and orange
[00:39:03.580 -> 00:39:05.080]:  Like a pizza
[00:39:05.080 -> 00:39:08.380]:  What's wrong with that bro?
[00:39:08.380 -> 00:39:08.900]:  Nothing
[00:39:08.900 -> 00:39:12.380]:  Nothing is wrong
[00:39:12.380 -> 00:39:13.440]:  Nothing is wrong with that
[00:39:13.440 -> 00:39:15.200]:  God man
[00:39:15.200 -> 00:39:17.340]:  Fucking dickheads bro I swear to god
[00:39:17.340 -> 00:39:21.220]:  Alright what are we doing?
[00:39:21.220 -> 00:39:22.900]:  I almost killed a hairy frog
[00:39:22.900 -> 00:39:27.220]:  Dang
[00:39:27.220 -> 00:39:32.760]:  Sorry about not sending that to you Chris
[00:39:32.760 -> 00:39:34.260]:  I got lost in the sauce
[00:39:34.260 -> 00:39:36.560]:  Dang man
[00:39:36.560 -> 00:39:39.220]:  Dang man
[00:39:39.220 -> 00:39:40.220]:  Dang man
[00:39:40.220 -> 00:40:07.660]:  I'm on the run.
[00:40:09.300 -> 00:40:38.380]:  I'm on the run.
[00:40:38.380 -> 00:40:40.380]:  I'm on the run.
[00:40:40.380 -> 00:41:10.360]:  I'm on the run.
[00:41:10.360 -> 00:41:28.860]:  All right sign in.
[00:41:28.860 -> 00:41:29.860]:  That password though.
[00:41:29.860 -> 00:41:45.860]:  I'm probably going to need an email code.
[00:41:45.860 -> 00:41:46.860]:  All right we're in.
[00:41:46.860 -> 00:41:49.860]:  What do we got here?
[00:41:49.860 -> 00:41:52.860]:  Oh wow it's a plat one.
[00:41:52.860 -> 00:41:53.860]:  Nice.
[00:41:53.860 -> 00:41:58.860]:  All right.
[00:41:58.860 -> 00:41:59.860]:  All right.
[00:41:59.860 -> 00:42:06.560]:  Hey, Tom, if you're here, check your Discord.
[00:42:06.560 -> 00:42:16.020]:  I tell them bitches to pull.
[00:42:16.020 -> 00:42:31.420]:  What's up, Owen?
[00:42:31.420 -> 00:42:33.020]:  Hey, what's up, Owen, my boy?
[00:42:33.020 -> 00:42:35.040]:  You're the dude I talk to on Snapchat, right?
[00:42:35.040 -> 00:42:35.360]:  Yep.
[00:42:35.360 -> 00:42:36.700]:  What's up, my G?
[00:42:36.700 -> 00:42:44.720]:  Dude, you got a fucking, you got a fucking, he gets the straight good shit, the good Zaza.
[00:42:44.720 -> 00:42:45.840]:  Trust me, he was showing me.
[00:42:46.500 -> 00:42:46.860]:  Trust.
[00:42:46.860 -> 00:42:48.600]:  The good weed, dude, the good shit.
[00:42:48.600 -> 00:42:49.400]:  Yeah, buddy.
[00:42:49.400 -> 00:42:51.660]:  Oh, Koopa with a six-pack.
[00:42:51.660 -> 00:42:53.320]:  Oh, shit balls.
[00:42:53.320 -> 00:42:54.480]:  Thank you very much, my boy.
[00:42:54.480 -> 00:42:56.340]:  Six-pack Aruski.
[00:42:56.340 -> 00:42:58.900]:  Oh, Koopa, you've always been so nice to me, bro.
[00:42:58.900 -> 00:42:59.460]:  Thank you, bro.
[00:42:59.460 -> 00:43:00.660]:  You're fucking too nice to me, bro.
[00:43:00.660 -> 00:43:01.160]:  You really are.
[00:43:01.160 -> 00:43:02.200]:  Thank you, brother.
[00:43:02.200 -> 00:43:03.900]:  Six-pack, dude.
[00:43:03.900 -> 00:43:04.560]:  Let's go.
[00:43:04.560 -> 00:43:05.900]:  Six-pack?
[00:43:05.900 -> 00:43:07.580]:  I don't see no one else dropping six-packs.
[00:43:07.580 -> 00:43:11.500]:  He's carrying the team on his goddamn back.
[00:43:11.500 -> 00:43:14.300]:  Yeah, I got gifted.
[00:43:14.300 -> 00:43:14.720]:  Let's go.
[00:43:14.720 -> 00:43:15.180]:  Yeah, boy.
[00:43:15.180 -> 00:43:15.820]:  Hey, nice.
[00:43:15.820 -> 00:43:16.100]:  Hey, Sally.
[00:43:16.100 -> 00:43:16.440]:  Let's go.
[00:43:16.440 -> 00:43:17.640]:  That's a good one to see.
[00:43:17.640 -> 00:43:19.120]:  Good morning, Luca.
[00:43:19.120 -> 00:43:20.640]:  Yeah, buddy.
[00:43:20.640 -> 00:43:21.840]:  And Frank Ross.
[00:43:21.840 -> 00:43:23.020]:  Fuck you four.
[00:43:23.020 -> 00:43:23.560]:  How you doing?
[00:43:23.560 -> 00:43:24.660]:  Clip that.
[00:43:24.660 -> 00:43:25.260]:  How you doing?
[00:43:25.260 -> 00:43:26.080]:  Turn up Tuesday.
[00:43:26.080 -> 00:43:26.720]:  What's up?
[00:43:26.720 -> 00:43:27.980]:  It's Miguelis.
[00:43:27.980 -> 00:43:29.340]:  How you doing?
[00:43:29.340 -> 00:43:30.740]:  That sounds like a vape brand.
[00:43:30.740 -> 00:43:33.240]:  What willies?
[00:43:33.240 -> 00:43:33.720]:  What's up?
[00:43:33.720 -> 00:43:34.260]:  Virtus.
[00:43:34.260 -> 00:43:34.660]:  How you doing?
[00:43:34.660 -> 00:43:35.720]:  Be sure, my boy.
[00:43:35.720 -> 00:43:37.680]:  Adam Sandler in the flesh.
[00:43:37.680 -> 00:43:42.740]:  He sent me a video on Snapchat one time, and it sounded just like Adam Sandler, bro.
[00:43:42.740 -> 00:43:44.480]:  I swear, his voice sounds just like Adam Sandler.
[00:43:44.480 -> 00:43:45.260]:  He's the cheese.
[00:43:45.260 -> 00:43:46.880]:  He's the way he carries himself.
[00:43:46.880 -> 00:43:47.560]:  Adam Sandler.
[00:43:47.560 -> 00:43:50.160]:  Voucher man, no suit, no tie.
[00:43:50.160 -> 00:43:51.020]:  The bag is waiting.
[00:43:51.020 -> 00:43:51.680]:  Let's go.
[00:43:51.680 -> 00:43:55.380]:  Oh, he's not answering, guys.
[00:43:55.380 -> 00:43:55.900]:  I need this.
[00:43:55.900 -> 00:44:01.360]:  Not you, Tom.
[00:44:01.360 -> 00:44:02.080]:  They're Tom.
[00:44:02.080 -> 00:44:13.940]:  Oh.
[00:44:13.940 -> 00:44:15.940]:  Let's go.
[00:44:15.940 -> 00:44:22.560]:  I don't have that snap anymore.
[00:44:22.560 -> 00:44:23.560]:  I have a new ... Wait.
[00:44:23.560 -> 00:44:25.820]:  You do have my new one, don't you?
[00:44:25.820 -> 00:44:30.900]:  Yeah, I do got something.
[00:44:30.900 -> 00:44:33.900]:  In the flesh.
[00:44:33.900 -> 00:44:35.900]:  Adam Sandler, in the flesh.
[00:44:35.900 -> 00:44:37.900]:  Adam Sandler, in the flesh.
[00:44:37.900 -> 00:44:40.760]:  That doesn't ... Oh, you don't remind me of him there.
[00:44:40.760 -> 00:44:41.760]:  No, I don't.
[00:44:41.760 -> 00:44:42.760]:  I don't have that anymore.
[00:44:42.760 -> 00:44:43.760]:  No.
[00:44:43.760 -> 00:44:44.760]:  I don't have that anymore.
[00:44:44.760 -> 00:44:45.760]:  Oh, shit, boss.
[00:44:45.760 -> 00:44:46.760]:  No, I got rid of it.
[00:44:46.760 -> 00:44:49.760]:  Boss, we need to get some girls on stream.
[00:44:49.760 -> 00:44:50.760]:  That'd be cool.
[00:44:50.760 -> 00:44:51.760]:  That'd be cool.
[00:44:51.760 -> 00:44:52.760]:  Maybe soon.
[00:44:52.760 -> 00:44:53.760]:  Gang in this bitch, boy.
[00:44:53.760 -> 00:44:54.760]:  You can see the dirty ass setup.
[00:44:54.760 -> 00:44:55.760]:  Boss man, motherfucking check.
[00:44:55.760 -> 00:44:56.760]:  Did y'all see how dirty this shit is?
[00:44:56.760 -> 00:44:57.760]:  Did y'all see how dirty it was?
[00:44:57.760 -> 00:44:58.760]:  It's bad.
[00:44:58.760 -> 00:44:59.760]:  It'd take five minutes to clean it all up.
[00:44:59.760 -> 00:45:00.760]:  I'm just so lazy, bro.
[00:45:00.760 -> 00:45:01.760]:  I need to stop being lazy.
[00:45:01.760 -> 00:45:03.040]:  Did y'all see how dirty this shit is?
[00:45:03.040 -> 00:45:05.340]:  Did y'all see how dirty it was?
[00:45:05.340 -> 00:45:06.780]:  It's bad.
[00:45:06.780 -> 00:45:09.040]:  It would take five minutes to clean it all up.
[00:45:09.040 -> 00:45:10.140]:  I'm just so lazy, bro.
[00:45:10.140 -> 00:45:11.960]:  I need to stop being lazy.
[00:45:11.960 -> 00:45:15.540]:  I just spent a hundred grand.
[00:45:15.540 -> 00:45:18.220]:  I don't understand.
[00:45:18.220 -> 00:45:21.820]:  If you don't have money, what's your plan?
[00:45:21.820 -> 00:45:26.300]:  Did he, Ash?
[00:45:26.300 -> 00:45:26.840]:  What did he say?
[00:45:26.840 -> 00:45:28.840]:  No way.
[00:45:28.840 -> 00:45:29.300]:  What up, G?
[00:45:31.460 -> 00:45:32.060]:  What's up?
[00:45:32.060 -> 00:45:34.700]:  You got my money, dog, or what?
[00:45:34.700 -> 00:45:35.700]:  I've been waiting for a week.
[00:45:35.700 -> 00:45:38.560]:  I said, you got my money?
[00:45:38.560 -> 00:45:39.720]:  I've been waiting for a week, dog.
[00:45:39.720 -> 00:45:40.980]:  I'm sick of waiting for you, bro.
[00:46:01.160 -> 00:46:01.620]:  You wait.
[00:46:01.620 -> 00:46:02.840]:  I'm easy.
[00:46:02.840 -> 00:46:06.240]:  Got these bitches saying, yeah, like G, too.
[00:46:06.240 -> 00:46:07.020]:  My drink is heavy.
[00:46:07.020 -> 00:46:07.980]:  My weed is smelly.
[00:46:07.980 -> 00:46:09.560]:  Big crib don't need a tully.
[00:46:09.560 -> 00:46:12.140]:  I'll ride with them real goons with machine guns.
[00:46:12.140 -> 00:46:13.020]:  Don't need a Kelly.
[00:46:13.020 -> 00:46:14.780]:  Talking shit, but we turned up, too.
[00:46:14.780 -> 00:46:16.520]:  Drunk as hell, that's what turned up do.
[00:46:16.520 -> 00:46:18.220]:  Talking pounds with a smoke from two.
[00:46:18.220 -> 00:46:19.960]:  Talking millions, we earned a few.
[00:46:19.960 -> 00:46:21.660]:  Talking champagne, they brought it through.
[00:46:21.660 -> 00:46:23.540]:  Hundred million, they read my gang.
[00:46:23.540 -> 00:46:25.160]:  Going fast when I'm in my lane.
[00:46:25.160 -> 00:46:26.840]:  Diamond Taylor, that be my gang.
[00:46:26.840 -> 00:46:27.580]:  Why smoke it up?
[00:46:27.580 -> 00:46:28.400]:  You don't smoke enough.
[00:46:28.400 -> 00:46:30.000]:  Boy, you sweet, you so coconut.
[00:46:30.000 -> 00:46:30.400]:  Yeah.
[00:46:30.400 -> 00:46:31.060]:  Weed is loud.
[00:46:31.120 -> 00:46:31.900]:  Get close enough.
[00:46:31.900 -> 00:46:32.820]:  Shit gets sticky.
[00:46:32.820 -> 00:46:34.780]:  I pump the stuff on my damn.
[00:46:34.780 -> 00:46:37.360]:  I just spent a hundred grand.
[00:46:37.360 -> 00:46:40.700]:  Them bump niggas don't understand.
[00:46:40.700 -> 00:46:44.000]:  Can't get in money, what's the plan?
[00:46:44.000 -> 00:46:45.780]:  Holy shit, boss.
[00:46:45.780 -> 00:46:47.600]:  Feeling like a fucking man.
[00:46:47.600 -> 00:46:50.780]:  I just spent a hundred grand.
[00:46:50.780 -> 00:46:51.860]:  Holy shit, boss.
[00:46:51.860 -> 00:46:54.440]:  Them bump niggas don't understand.
[00:46:54.440 -> 00:46:56.940]:  Can't get in money, what's the plan?
[00:46:56.940 -> 00:46:57.920]:  That's my girl, Stormy.
[00:46:57.920 -> 00:46:59.280]:  We watching Boss Man on the big screen.
[00:46:59.280 -> 00:47:00.560]:  You and Stormy, huh?
[00:47:01.080 -> 00:47:02.960]:  Hello, Stormy, hello.
[00:47:02.960 -> 00:47:05.200]:  Never lose, bro.
[00:47:05.200 -> 00:47:06.540]:  Never lose, bro.
[00:47:06.540 -> 00:47:08.340]:  I wish I never lost, bro.
[00:47:08.340 -> 00:47:09.920]:  Oh, my snap?
[00:47:09.920 -> 00:47:11.920]:  Bro, I got a new one, dude.
[00:47:11.920 -> 00:47:12.980]:  Sorry.
[00:47:12.980 -> 00:47:16.120]:  I got no snap for you, bro.
[00:47:16.120 -> 00:47:21.280]:  Here's my boy, Owen.
[00:47:21.280 -> 00:47:22.500]:  Playing roulette.
[00:47:22.500 -> 00:47:23.580]:  Owen playing roulette.
[00:47:23.580 -> 00:47:24.180]:  I got your snap.
[00:47:24.180 -> 00:47:25.100]:  I'm ripping at it right now.
[00:47:25.100 -> 00:47:29.600]:  Okay, hold on.
[00:47:31.040 -> 00:47:55.960]:  He put in big money. Damn! Damn! He has a big stack of cash in his video on Snapchat. I see you rolling. I see you, bro. I salute you, bro. Let's go. How much was that? You don't got any. Tell me in the... Dude. My boy, living large. Oh!
[00:47:55.960 -> 00:48:25.940]:  Let's go.
[00:48:25.940 -> 00:48:55.920]:  Let's go.
[00:48:55.920 -> 00:48:59.000]:  Let's go.
[00:48:59.000 -> 00:49:12.580]:  I don't know. Get that amazing line. What's up? Are you allowed to do that? Were you wondering
[00:49:12.580 -> 00:49:17.200]:  or... It's probably not recommended. What's up, boss? Can I help you?
[00:49:17.200 -> 00:49:30.520]:  Any more speaker knockers in your life. Yes.
[00:49:30.520 -> 00:49:40.680]:  Oh, here we go. Okay, I got it right back with my hostess.
[00:49:40.680 -> 00:49:44.140]:  Damn that pussy knife!
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[00:52:40.140 -> 00:53:06.800]:  All right, who's got a juicer?
[00:53:06.800 -> 00:53:07.440]:  Anybody got a juicer?
[00:53:08.220 -> 00:53:11.040]:  I can't have lost my daily that fast.
[00:53:11.040 -> 00:53:12.000]:  You guys see me lose my daily?
[00:53:12.000 -> 00:53:12.980]:  Jesus.
[00:53:12.980 -> 00:53:17.560]:  36.1k.
[00:53:17.560 -> 00:53:18.220]:  Oh, shit, that'd be cool.
[00:53:18.220 -> 00:53:20.500]:  Love you too, Gilly.
[00:53:20.500 -> 00:53:25.760]:  Got it, got it.
[00:53:25.760 -> 00:53:26.960]:  Thank you, thank you, thank you, bro.
[00:53:26.960 -> 00:53:29.640]:  Come in.
[00:53:29.640 -> 00:53:44.080]:  All right.
[00:53:44.080 -> 00:53:49.500]:  I don't, I don't have anything to say right now.
[00:53:49.500 -> 00:53:51.580]:  I wish, I think, I appreciate it, bro.
[00:53:51.580 -> 00:53:53.160]:  I don't got any day right now.
[00:53:53.160 -> 00:53:55.420]:  Oh, shit, hold on, guys.
[00:53:55.420 -> 00:53:56.200]:  Where can I find that?
[00:53:56.200 -> 00:53:57.520]:  Yeah, I'm stupid.
[00:53:57.520 -> 00:53:59.520]:  Okay, good.
[00:53:59.520 -> 00:54:00.700]:  Bitch, don't come back.
[00:54:00.700 -> 00:54:04.060]:  Everybody wanna act like they know me.
[00:54:04.060 -> 00:54:07.580]:  Small circle fuck niggas, we ain't homies.
[00:54:07.580 -> 00:54:10.640]:  All these niggas phony.
[00:54:10.640 -> 00:54:13.920]:  Say hello to my friend, I think I'm Tony.
[00:54:13.920 -> 00:54:17.580]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:54:17.580 -> 00:54:20.840]:  My fingers, they be itching just to count it up.
[00:54:20.840 -> 00:54:21.960]:  Yo.
[00:54:21.960 -> 00:54:22.640]:  Hello?
[00:54:22.640 -> 00:54:25.380]:  Hey, what's up, dude?
[00:54:25.380 -> 00:54:26.100]:  I didn't think you'd answer.
[00:54:26.100 -> 00:54:26.580]:  What's up?
[00:54:26.580 -> 00:54:29.500]:  All I know is money.
[00:54:29.660 -> 00:54:30.660]:  I can't get enough.
[00:54:30.660 -> 00:54:31.260]:  I can't.
[00:54:31.260 -> 00:54:34.060]:  All my fingers, they be itching just to count it up.
[00:54:34.060 -> 00:54:37.360]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, got a bad bitch, yeah, she bad as fuck.
[00:54:37.360 -> 00:54:40.740]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, but I don't trust these hoes, so I ain't fallin' in love.
[00:54:40.740 -> 00:54:44.240]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, kinda around my wrist, kinda around my neck.
[00:54:44.240 -> 00:54:47.640]:  I ain't tryna talk if it ain't 'bout a check.
[00:54:47.640 -> 00:54:50.900]:  No, hoes be playin' games, I wish we never met.
[00:54:50.900 -> 00:54:54.300]:  I don't want the sex, I just want the neck.
[00:54:54.300 -> 00:54:58.160]:  Big booty ho, I told her, bring that big neck.
[00:54:58.160 -> 00:54:59.260]:  No matter where I'm from.
[00:54:59.360 -> 00:55:02.020]:  Where I'm at, I got Krenak.
[00:55:02.020 -> 00:55:05.020]:  Cash out, bitch, we splurgin', got them red necks.
[00:55:05.020 -> 00:55:07.420]:  In the club, goin' hard, got that sin neck.
[00:55:07.420 -> 00:55:08.820]:  Turn it up.
[00:55:08.820 -> 00:55:11.960]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:55:11.960 -> 00:55:15.520]:  My fingers, they be itching just to count it up.
[00:55:15.520 -> 00:55:17.800]:  Got a bad bitch, yeah, she bad as fuck.
[00:55:17.800 -> 00:55:22.300]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, but I don't trust these hoes, so I ain't fallin' in love.
[00:55:22.300 -> 00:55:25.320]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:55:25.320 -> 00:55:27.720]:  My fingers, they be itching just to count it up.
[00:55:27.720 -> 00:55:29.220]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, got a bad bitch, yeah, she bad as fuck.
[00:55:29.220 -> 00:55:35.560]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, but I don't trust these hoes, so I ain't fallin' in love.
[00:55:35.560 -> 00:55:42.060]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:55:42.060 -> 00:55:45.080]:  My fingers, they be itching just to count it up.
[00:55:59.080 -> 00:56:01.040]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:56:01.040 -> 00:56:03.020]:  My fingers, they be itching just to count it up.
[00:56:03.020 -> 00:56:05.280]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:56:05.280 -> 00:56:08.880]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, but I don't trust these hoes, so I ain't fallin' in love.
[00:56:08.880 -> 00:56:11.140]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:56:11.140 -> 00:56:13.840]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, but I don't trust these hoes, so I ain't fallin' in love.
[00:56:13.840 -> 00:56:15.740]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:56:15.740 -> 00:56:19.540]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, but I don't trust these hoes, so I ain't fallin' in love.
[00:56:19.540 -> 00:56:21.840]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:56:21.840 -> 00:56:24.920]:  Yo, yo, ho, hey, but I don't trust these hoes, so I ain't fallin' in love.
[00:56:24.920 -> 00:56:26.860]:  All I know is money, I can't get enough.
[00:56:26.960 -> 00:56:29.720]:  I will forever remain faithful, New Orleans.
[00:56:29.720 -> 00:56:31.240]:  I thank you, New Orleans.
[00:56:31.240 -> 00:56:32.920]:  Thank you, Holly Grove.
[00:56:32.920 -> 00:56:35.000]:  Has been my hoes since the snotty nose.
[00:56:35.000 -> 00:56:37.360]:  I come through the hood, suicidal doors.
[00:56:37.360 -> 00:56:40.360]:  I used to come through the hood on the handlebars.
[00:56:40.360 -> 00:56:44.800]:  Cat in my drawers, money in my pocket, crack in my jaws.
[00:56:44.800 -> 00:56:46.280]:  I hope it don't dissolve.
[00:56:46.280 -> 00:56:49.320]:  And you know I'm duckin' five-fold and my mums.
[00:56:49.320 -> 00:56:52.240]:  Young and quick to go off like car alarms.
[00:56:52.240 -> 00:56:54.940]:  Now the youngin' keep his mind on the parmesan.
[00:56:54.940 -> 00:56:56.820]:  And mother niggas ain't eatin'.
[00:56:56.820 -> 00:56:58.120]:  Eatin' like a Romadon.
[00:56:58.120 -> 00:57:00.860]:  Spit the shit that make you feel it in your chromosomes.
[00:57:00.860 -> 00:57:04.060]:  Got some money, put my whole damn corner on.
[00:57:04.060 -> 00:57:07.060]:  Young Carter, part three, I'm the cornerstone.
[00:57:07.060 -> 00:57:09.920]:  Eagle Street, keep it goin' till I homosone.
[00:57:09.920 -> 00:57:12.480]:  And I'm just lightin' up my...
[00:57:12.480 -> 00:57:17.240]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:17.240 -> 00:57:21.320]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:21.320 -> 00:57:24.320]:  Come on, I'm just lightin' up my...
[00:57:24.320 -> 00:57:29.020]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:29.020 -> 00:57:31.700]:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:57:31.700 -> 00:57:33.060]:  Cannot kick it.
[00:57:33.060 -> 00:57:36.900]:  Cannot kick my story, y'all.
[00:57:36.900 -> 00:57:39.800]:  My glory in God, my faith in my flow.
[00:57:39.800 -> 00:57:42.460]:  I pray that I go where no other rapper has.
[00:57:42.460 -> 00:57:46.360]:  And when you rappin' ass, vivid as I, your limit is the sky.
[00:57:46.360 -> 00:57:48.420]:  So I study B.I.
[00:57:48.420 -> 00:57:52.460]:  I bang Tupac, I hum Aaliyah, and Solter Slim was the leader.
[00:57:52.460 -> 00:57:54.360]:  Who am I not to follow greatness?
[00:57:54.360 -> 00:57:57.560]:  I give these MCs hell like they all atheists.
[00:57:57.560 -> 00:58:00.500]:  Tell them hatin' niggas one like they in the Matrix.
[00:58:00.500 -> 00:58:03.360]:  And tell the cops I could buy my own bracelets.
[00:58:03.360 -> 00:58:06.420]:  I'ma keep the paper runnin' like a pair of Asics.
[00:58:06.420 -> 00:58:09.280]:  Used to sport the Gucci Bucks, nigga, no laces.
[00:58:09.280 -> 00:58:11.920]:  Strike polo, five-pocket turbo.
[00:58:12.320 -> 00:58:15.000]:  Mama got it too tight, I'm rockin' do-lo
[00:58:15.000 -> 00:58:18.000]:  I used to have the starter jacket with the logo
[00:58:18.000 -> 00:58:21.060]:  And it had me, myself, I had the N-O
[00:58:21.060 -> 00:58:22.520]:  That's the same snicker
[00:58:22.520 -> 00:58:34.480]:  And I'm just lightin' up my
[00:58:34.480 -> 00:58:39.140]:  You know, you know
[00:58:39.140 -> 00:58:40.560]:  Freezy
[00:58:40.560 -> 00:58:48.660]:  It's Lil Wayne, I'ma shine in the rain
[00:58:48.660 -> 00:58:51.620]:  Now nothing gets clear without me signin' my name
[00:58:51.620 -> 00:58:53.860]:  I'm just headlinin' the game
[00:58:53.860 -> 00:58:56.820]:  Won't quit until I'm A-riding the game
[00:58:56.820 -> 00:58:59.740]:  They ridin' the bench, they not in the game
[00:58:59.740 -> 00:59:02.700]:  I misplaced the key to the lock and chain
[00:59:02.700 -> 00:59:06.540]:  My spot remained like a bleach stain, a cranberry
[00:59:06.540 -> 00:59:09.520]:  It's murder, she wrote like Angela Lansbury
[00:59:09.520 -> 00:59:10.540]:  I remember bein' the king of the city
[00:59:10.540 -> 00:59:15.900]:  and small man, new toys when my mama win the card game, got my gifts before Christmas,
[00:59:15.900 -> 00:59:22.140]:  didn't have to wait for them, I had a 10 speeder scooter and a skateboard, ha ha, and we moved
[00:59:22.140 -> 00:59:29.500]:  to the suburbs, me and little Tolly Johnson was lovers, oh man, and I swear I feel born
[00:59:29.500 -> 00:59:33.680]:  again, I'm in the building like the audience, just lightin' up my,
[00:59:33.680 -> 01:00:03.660]:  Thank you.
[01:00:03.660 -> 01:00:33.640]:  You're welcome.
[01:00:33.640 -> 01:00:34.880]:  Tell me that wasn't a fire session.
[01:00:34.880 -> 01:00:36.840]:  Now look at the chat, Jeff.
[01:00:36.840 -> 01:00:38.940]:  Rate it out of 10.
[01:00:38.940 -> 01:00:39.580]:  I'm serious.
[01:00:39.580 -> 01:00:40.700]:  It was so funny, right?
[01:00:40.700 -> 01:00:42.340]:  That was a good monkey session.
[01:00:42.340 -> 01:00:43.320]:  Oh, you guys suck.
[01:00:43.320 -> 01:00:45.000]:  You guys fucking suck.
[01:00:45.000 -> 01:00:47.580]:  Look how slow you guys are.
[01:00:47.580 -> 01:00:48.680]:  What are these guys doing?
[01:00:48.680 -> 01:00:49.500]:  What do I got, 10?
[01:00:49.500 -> 01:00:50.320]:  What is this?
[01:00:50.320 -> 01:00:51.860]:  What is this shit?
[01:00:51.860 -> 01:00:52.840]:  Where are you guys at?
[01:00:52.840 -> 01:00:54.620]:  End the stream.
[01:00:54.620 -> 01:00:55.340]:  Man, I'm ending.
[01:00:55.340 -> 01:00:56.020]:  I'm not kidding.
[01:00:56.020 -> 01:00:56.620]:  I'm getting off.
[01:00:56.620 -> 01:00:57.400]:  End the stream, bro.
[01:00:57.400 -> 01:00:58.100]:  I'm off.
[01:00:58.100 -> 01:00:59.160]:  I'll see y'all in an hour.
[01:00:59.160 -> 01:01:00.000]:  - Sure.
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